bill: she is coming back, but this time with comic icon jerry seinfeld.is the owner of the stress factory comedienne his own right. >> in just a comic. bill: how did you get margaret and jerry seinfeld together to come back? how did that happen? >> they call me and said they wanted to do a show. she had about said. so very funny guy. i asked him. you never get a 2nd chance and comedy. they never will see you again. >> brad pitt has had a bunch of phones that work great but you still go see a brad pitt film. bill: tough crowd today. he went through the stratosphere. take courage a higher level. >> takes chances, does things that are outside the norm. that is what you want. you want to here airplane jokes if you can avoid it. >> when something went wrong and you don't know what it was, you get to have a conversation about exactly what you did wrong. i think it's incredible. >> her fans, they come see her anywhere all the time. loveless she did. i think it is really about margaret cho. it will be awesome. bill: have fun tonight. >> thanks. bill: there is a n

five, the number of minutes jerry seinfeld probably has on auctions, which might go something like this, "what's the deal with the auction paddle?" [ laughter ] "who was it that saw millionaires buying fine art and said, 'you what this means? ping-pong equipment.' and was there really a problem with just using the finger? the finger bid in an auction had dignity. you can consider your bid, then raise the finger!" [ laughter ] "there's no dignity with the paddle!" [ laughter ] "no one who's ever buying a picasso should have to also have a paddle! and now, the auctioneer just has to yell out the number on a paddle! it used to be more fun, because the auctioneer would have to describe the person! '$1 million to the man in the top hat! $2 million to the woman in the pearl earrings! $3 million to the man in the bib eating a lobster!' with the finger bid! the accidental finger!" [ laughter ] "how many paintings over the years have been sold to a man who scratched his nose or tried to get another glass of wine? every time that happened, he thought, 'i wish i had a paddle!'" [ laughter ] [ chee

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"are you as funny as jerry seinfeld?" "uh, no?" "correct." [ laughter and applause ] thank you. you also drink -- you drink like we do in britain. that's great. not like l.a. i went to l.a. i heard sentences i've never heard before in my life. sentences like, "oh, my god, did you see larry? larry had four glasses of wine with dinner. i think larry may be an alcoholic." [ laughter ] wow. four glasses of wine with dinner in l.a., you're an alcoholic. four glasses of wine with dinner in britain, you're the designated driver. [ laughter and applause ] i've been complimented on my accent here. that never normally happens. the other day. [ cheers ] no, no, no. this is not a voice you want to hear in the bedroom, all right. i don't like talking in the bedroom. i think that sex should be a a swift, silent and clinical procedure, right. [ laughter ] whenever i do talk, always a a disaster. the other day, i was having the sex. [ light laughter ] yes. with my girlfriend. no, i wasn't. sorry. i just remembered, my girlfriend said i could only say this on tv if i said it was a friend of mine

that's jerry seinfeld. >> so i do a lot of charity work with huge pigs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is not true at all. >> no, that's not true. okay, fine. >> jimmy: no, that's not -- >> that's not true. but in the bahamas there's a a place called pig island. and so they showed on an episode of "the bachelor" that they all went there. so i thought that looked really awful and not fun, but everyone else wanted to do it. so we did it. and it turned out i was right. [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: wait but these are like pigs that swim with you and stuff, right? >> yeah, you swim with the pigs. so it was with my friend bridget everett, ben my boyfriend, and bridget and jess and jerry. and jerry and i were like "that's gross" and we stood on the side. and that blind -- that pig was [ laughter ] and i think ben's looking at my butt there. like that's what that looks like, right? >> jimmy: yeah, kind of. >> good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> or maybe he's looking at the pig's butt. >> jimmy: yeah. we don't know. either way. >> it's a fine line. >> jimmy: it's a good photo. it's a fine -- no, no. itar's not

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that's thanks to jerry jeff seinfeld >> she appeared to have a meltdown at the stress death of gary shandling . there was video from that night with audience members leaving. the comedian says she was suffering from jeff jet lag. she got the idea while taping a show last week . tonight , seinfeld will moderate a discussion he 40 turns over the microphone. it's free to those who attend. >> superstar gwen's funny she is officially divorced. i remember for the first time since i hated you that i use to love you. it was about gavin rossdale to whom she is divorced. it happened earlier this month. they were married for 13 years. they went through a lot of weird stuff on his part. under california law, they could've split 50-50 but why is his fault?>> he had a child that he knew about a never told her he had been cheating on her with the nanny. >> i don't know the details. >> you don't have to do math equations in your head all day long. they did not split . she gets to keep her no doubt many band and her clothing line .she is worth hundred and $20 million. basically they will both be okay. they wi

jerry seinfeld says we root for laundry. it's true.s ago major league baseball tried to put spider-man logos and fans went crazy and they cancelled the idea. >> if you're buying a jersey of your favorite player do you also have the logo on the jersey you're going to be buying? >> great question. initially, the jerseys you buy in stores are not going to have that corporate logo on the jerseys. however, they will be sold team stores. >> you knew it was going to happen. >>> the duke and duchess of cambridge are trying to change their family history with the taj mahal. william and kate visited the iconic site as part of their trip. in 1992, william's mother diana was famously sitting on a bench outside of the taj mahal. many viewed it as a hidden message that her marriage to prince charles was in >>> up next, savings not inside but "their roof. we will take yous in the ambitious plan to help save our food supply and improve your next stay. you're watching "cbs this morning: saturday." [music] no, no, no, no, people are both soft and

i have not fact checked this, elena saying happy birthday to jerry seinfeld and it is arbor day. i love that from tony, charlie, daniel, and les with the tree there. just beautiful dogwood as well. lets see what's going on weather wise. some of those thirsty trees getting a bit of a treat. walter makes a good point, it's gray again today, on and off again showers. you need the umbrella, maybe just a good coat if you want. 50 with clouds. winds are variable at 5. 43 in monticello. that's the cool spot, usually is. these numbers compared to yesterday on average warmer. that's because the insulating effect of those clouds. 54 at lunchtime, 56 for your later in the afternoon but not that high, just 58. it's that light rain through orange, rocklin, down over to westchester county, and then, yeah, it's relatively quiet, and a few more showers this friday afternoon. then saturday looks nicer. it starts with clouds, and then we see 64 and sun. rain on sunday, and it may start wet. the models wobbling back and forth, and it does stay wet into the middle part of the day. monday shaping up

and yes, that is jerry seinfeld. what is it with the opening bell, jim?hey ring this bell. [ laughter ] >> call me cramer, okay? don't call me george. >> no, no. >> some research to get to. chipotle continues to get bounced back and forth. today it's jpmorgan upping to an overweight, $510 target. they say comps not only are bottoming this quarter, but expectations on margins are effectively set. >> i thought that was a great piece of research. what they're basically saying is, listen, we're going to go back to -- 2017's going to be like 2014. if that's the case, you want to buy it. it was very well reasoned. they have a fabulous balance sheet, they have a lot of firepower, and they tend to use it. they bought a lot of stock for $500, bought a lot of stock for $400. and i believe if you look at jack in the box after the terrible e. coli, you look at the kfc in china, you look at taco bell a decade ago here, you see everybody comes back within 8 to 12 months. jack took longer because it was a terrible situation, but they came back. >> that's your top s&p ga

. >> it's sort of like the comedian jerry seinfeld went to lead at the top.tock has almost doubled its ipo price. only profitable two years ago. the first flight was in 2007. so he could make nearly half a billion dollars selling this right now, richard branson. stuart: i thought he might make more. if you're a frequent flyer on alaska air, what do you make of this deal? >> i'm excited about it. i know both airlines and i know richard branson, he's an intelligent guy and he's going to go on and do something interesting with his money. stuart: so far on the show we've been trump centric. we're going to do this because donald trump says something about this liz: he says i don't like mergers without competition. if we don't have competition, the merger would make it the number five airline and a displaced jetblue. stuart: i think it's a great idea. and play that music. [organ music] >> we have someone on death watch, down another 36%. there's preparation for you. nicole, what's going on? nicole: this is brutal. if you've got a quarter you can you can buy a share

jerry seinfeld, all the bad wins -- baldwins. this is pat, ryan and this is rick. what do you do? in the wireless communications business. >> what concerns you, pat? when you look at you, your family right now, here in america in. >> i paid my taxes yesterd so i'm not happy right now. >> they keep going up. >> you know, the big issue that we all think about, isis, which is isis you can say isis, you can say it outloud. we want want to take care of it. the economy. basically all the big issues. >> what's changed in america for you? >> how much taxes i pay and how -- you know, you look at the graph of things and half the country is not paying taxes. they are not stressed today. everyone should pay their fair share. >> who has the message that resonates with you? >> donald trump. i think he's the best candidate to beat hillary first of all. i don't know how any new yorker can vote go out and vote for cruz today and kasich is a senator and a governor that has -- how loud and clear can we be? >> how many kids? >> three. >> how many do you like? >> two of them. they are watching. they c

crammer, jerry and george did on that a awesome seinfeld episode, you will a's remember crammer's friend brody where george is like i'm a bootlegger. mike, mr. seinfeld, can i throw a seinfeld trivia, because producer gave us extra time for this segment. what was the movie that they were ordered by brody to record an episode, the fake seinfeld movie. mike, i will give you a hint, they will say it again because elaine danced over the end of the movie so jerry was giving it back to brody, he said, it is a sad movie, it makes you cry and when you see ending it makes you cry again, it was cry, cry, again. >> brody had a bat and he would break jerry's legs if he didn't video tape this. >> yes. >> what is the name of the movie. >> what was it, i can't come up with. >> it was cry, cry again. >> cry, cry again. >> yes, but the movie that they would talk about was roshell, roshell. >> yes, of course. >> okay. >> she sang the theme to it. >> owe say. >> see you. >> and they almost killed bette milder at a softball game, another episode. >> really. >> roshell, roshell. >> you got to have a wawa. >>

. >> i did a behind the scenes at seinfeld and jerry was nice enough to put me on the show and dressed wearing this and then i change into my wardrobe which is this. i could save a whole set up. >> you have the white sneakers. >> it's all jerry. it's all jerry. >> it's a period of time. >> and then you have the. >> i have the pearl jam thing happening. >> a little grunge. >> i didn't necessarily dress this way but it's a good representation of the era. >> this is a little not right. >> really no natural fibers. >> you are flammable actually. >> i could go up in flame. >> you wore a second flannel shirt. >> you wear the flannel. >> and then you tie the second one. >> that's good. >> because you can never have enough flannel really. >> wow. >> it's like a plaid fanny pack. i thought we were dressing for the 1890s. i was ready. >> quick late change. we have some amazing guests today. >> the 90s are amazing. the show today. >> can we welcome our first guest? >> sure. >> kid n play. >> yeah. >> how are you doing? >> hi. >> whoa! >> hey now. >> i like this jacket. >> you know what everybody

. >> mike, you gave me another idea for another seinfeld reference, remember jerry was making out theratted him out the to his parents. >> jerry, you made out during shindler's list, really. >> yes. >> sorry, you know, that wasn't planned obviously. i don't like this idea but i don't like the idea of going to the movies anymore. i told you, everything, everybody does bothers me and i the funniest part of the jay leno's act, this is how we raise kid. are you done with those nachos and cheese and then just throw it on the floor. do you ever see the trash. we have got these hot tubs of coca cola, nobody can possibly drink 700-ounces of coke, that is small in the movie theater. are you done? jay leno said then just throw it on the floor. good thing about nachos and cheese now you have something that can get you traction when you walk through spilled soda. >> i have a question... >> go ahead. >> where did that ever get started because no where else in life do you just throw your food on the floor, only in the movie theater. >> i didn't think you were supposed to do that. >> it happens a al

seinfeld. he was one of jerry's friend. >> yeah, okay. >> yeah, i can see that. >> especially that glazed over expression. >> i thought you were going to do your george clooney joke again. >> no, no, not anymore. >> that picture is from 20 years ago. >> i see it though. >> i see it. >> i can just judge faith all the time. >> judge faith. >> faith jenkins, one of the judge shows. >> yes. >> we will bring that up later. >> yes. >> you know what i want to bring upright the now? we have a nine out of the ten on the weather scale. >> yeah, right, nice one again today with a little cooler temperatures, but still above average a. we are off to a cloudy start, but we have seen some sunshine as well, temperatures in the 40's and 50's bus stop buddy is still smiling, still rooting for his team even though they both lost phillies and flyers. rain up around new york. we are not expecting that to make its way here but we have more cloud then yesterday, 56 degrees at the moment, and yesterday we got to 82, today 75. still nice, but just more windy and cloudier and very dry. that is your weather authority fo

seinfeld clip. you cannot find it. jerryfelt on one of the episodes doctor oz he would take a sharpe and mark his jeans waist size 32 when in reality he was 34. he was ashamed he was putting on some belly weight. >> yes. >> so that is a topic in america, isn't it. is it called vanity size. >> it is today's topic on the show. so many people have written in and complaining and they think they are doing well but yet they are not. people will get on the scale. you see it going up. you want to cheese burger and in the wrong direction. now vanity size a size eight today, generation ago was a size 16. marilyn monroe would be a size two to put tonight context. >> so what is the purpose of this making people feel good so they will buy more jeans. >> it is a sales gimmick. you are selling to a woman. you can get her to believe that your clothes are cut in the way to get in a small are size wouldn't you want that. >> who wouldn't. >> it is just a lie. >> that is the problem, one day you go in the store and you are a size ten. next day