please welcome jerry seinfeld. how's it going. >> jimmy: now i feel underdressed. you're the first person who's dressed up on the show from home. >> i am a real professional comedian, and this is my first time on your show and i thought this was kind of a big moment. >> jimmy: now i feel dumb. >> i wanted to dress. >> jimmy: how are you handling your hair? are you letting anyone touch your hair during the pandemic? are haircuts okay? it looks good. >> i have a clipper, and after the show, i'm going to have my wife clip it down to about a half-inch, and that will last me about three months. >> jimmy: you trust her with that duty? >> no, but i'm going to do it anyway. >> jimmy: are you in the office right now or the hallway or where? >> yes, this is my office in my house long island. >> jimmy: nice. and you have records there. do you listen to lps? >> robert kline, george carlin on the bottom. i set that up just for this. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah. sure. >> jimmy: because i, very carefully, picked which cookbo

back to that someday because it is balkanized i have to tell you a quick mitzi story i remember jerry seinfeld takes me up i just moved l.a. jerry takes me up to this store and jerry was not by and large a comedy store comedy he used to work at the improv but i guess he's just been nice to me because we had worked together on the road he takes me up and takes me to missy's booth in the back there and she says. happening and i don't see you as a comedienne but you you write some clever stuff but if you are going to insist going on stage you should wear more sweaters. i don't know this. well if i don't see jerry at a mets game on says sorry i don't have the sweater on but it's it's a spotty to be those people control the entire process and it sounds like she dug you but it could be so disheartening if you're standing there with good since she says wear more sweaters or buds going to monaco when and he's late in the a thing in my life solver. well listen dennis you have your spider story i was one of the 1st comedians of middle eastern descent to become a regular at the store so when i became a r

reiner said on an episode of jerry seinfeld's show, comedians in cars getting coffee, mel and he wouldk out of there with $115 billion in cash on us without getting stopped? >> yeah. >> oh. okay. >> carl won nine emmy awards over the course of his long career, honored with the matwai prize for american humor. carl reiner tweeted, nothing pleases me more than having met and married the gifted estelle. carl reiner was 98 years old. michael. >>> coming up, face masks versus face shields. do shields provide more protection or do you need to wear a mask too? the facts you need to know to be safe. >>> our exclusive look at the new "consumer reports'" list of top frozen meals. >>> and from "hamilton," the skyler sisters are helping us count down to the musical on disney plus. we'll be right back. ...my moderate to severe crohn's disease. yes! until i realized something was missing... ...me. you ok, sis? my symptoms kept me- -from being there for my sisters. "...flight boarding for flight 2007 to chicago..." so i talked to my doctor and learned- ...humira is for people who still have symptoms

you know what i always did dig the action of crafting and stuff like that i remember seinfeld i said to jerry once years ago i said what. you know what are you doing the most and he loved the syllable county he loved getting the words right and he used to say that being a comedian is like sit my f. i sit and when the drip comes at you catch it before it goes down the drain most people let it go down the drain and then yeah analyze that always took my breath away as and that's exactly it for hey so that's very nice yes tell me about this competition though i have a theory that. you can perfect. certain parts of the craft but there are some guys are just pulled the sword from the stone as far as been brilliantly funny tell me what you're running in tunis comedy competition wayne brady's comedy i kill innately funny people that you're helping polish or what are you getting well it's these teenagers and we came up with the idea my a partner mandy night because my own route to comedy was very securitas and weird because i never considered myself a funny person and comedy was not on my radar i star