jerry springer: i was anchoring the news at the time, in cincinnati. nbc came to me and said, we're doing another talk show. you're going to host it. so i was assigned to it. all: jerry! jerry! and now they've come to me and said, you're a lawyer. would you do "judge jerry?" i'm 75. i just didn't really want to retire. so now i'm back to my roots. what kind of snake is that? it's a boa constrictor. you're ok with him having that snake? we pick up different energy your honor, off of the snake. usually it's running! all the jobs that i've had revolved around regular people, not celebrities. but just regular folks. so that really helps in the way i can see these parties that are before me. johnny bananas: with such responsibility on his shoulders, just how does jerry stay so sprightly? well, i have a philosophy about keeping myself in shape. i never run if i can walk. i never walk if i can stand. i never stand if i can sit. and i never sit if i can lie down. wise words. and it's more of these wise words that i'm in need of today. jerry, as much as i've lov

i mean, america had to make jerry springer a judge. yeah, jerry springer has a court show now! they were like, "who's that guy who used to have conjoined twins slap each other on tv? give him a robe. he's a judge now!" we need more judges. we need more judges. but let's move on to a story about cryptocurrency: it's like if money got into vaping. everyone has heard of bitcoin, of course, but did you know there are thrnldz of other digital coins out there. why? because anyone can make a cryptocurrency-- you, my seventh-grade girlfriend, brad pitt-- anybody! all you need is a computer and the willingness to bore your friends to death at parties. anyway, and the other day, an exciting new cryptocurrency came out called squid, that the creators said was inspired by "squid game," which is a thing people do: they give their money a name based on a tv show or a meme, and then people who like that thing buy the coin which, be honest, is the stupidest way to invest in something, because what if the thing you're a fan of becomes unpopular? trust me, that's how i got stuck with $10,000 wor

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