have a good night.ififififififi" [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters.ittle too late. that's the subject of tonight's watters words. biden is in his first year and already a lame duck. the country doesn't trust him or respect him. we watch him respond to proper slesms slomy, careless and slow like he's intoxicated. biden and the people around him are so out of touch with reality they live in a fantasy lands. but the media isn't repeating biden's lies as much as they used to. >> murder is way up. almost 30%. >> the supply channel gridlock is growing. >> a quart million shipping containers remain stuck at sea. >> chaos at airports nationwide. southwest air plains forced to cancel flights. jesse: biden said inflation will go away, don't worry about it. >> our experts agree that these bottlenecks and price spikes will reduce as our economy continues to heal. jesse: they are getting worse. prices are up on everything, food, furniture, and especially gas. >> long lines. like a whole big [inaudible] >> it's one of those things if you are traveling you need. it'

." >> jesse: hello. i'm jesse waters with kennedy, greg gutfeld and jessica tarlov.his is "the five." we're getting new information in a tragic mistake rocking hollywood. alec baldwin accidentally shoeding dead halyna hutchins and wounding the director after firing off a shot from the prop gun from the set of his movie in new mexico. witnesses said baldwin was asking people around him why he was handed a hot gun. everybody now wondering how this could have happened. prop master's union reportedly saying there was a live round in the gun baldwin fired. the l.a. times reporting the prop gun misfired days before the accident and the camera crew had previously walked off the set over unsafe working conditions. the actor tweeting out a statement saying there's no words to convey his shock and sadness regarding the tragic accident and that his heart is broken for the family of hutchins. baldwin was questioned by police and released without any charges being filed. the santa fe sheriff i've office says the investigation is open and active and witnesses are being interviewed

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short, jesse. >> jesse: not me. >> sorry, sorry.son too is if someone -- if you come near someone with a microphone and a camera, you will look stupid on air. you shouldn't answer anything. >> are you telling people don't interview with waters? i want you to take it back. >> i'm sorry. >> if you see waters in the street, you go for me. >> you are honest, you say what you don't know. what's shocking is in contrast to her team that claim she's the queen of the universe. it's clear that ordinary americans don't know. >> they're going to be disappointed and have to do a lot better job. emily has been doing a great job. she has crimes that changed america special that's on fox nation. it's season two. it's fox justice month. so this is a new true crimes documentary specials all month long on fox nation. what kind of vicious disgusting crimes are you going to be covering? is this -- is this something i can watch? >> yes, without your child in the room, it is not for the fapt of heart, but for you true crime enthusiasts and legal buffs, it

be 40 hosted by jesse watters starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: thank you, bret. good evening and welcome to "fox news primetime." ♪ ♪ i'm jesse watters, and tonight we start with a look at joe biden's business history, or rather, his lack thereof. you see, biden is economically illiterate. them and has never stuttered of a company or run a business. instead, he spent 50 years as a politician being paid with your time. it looks like he doesn't even pay his own bills. as reporting from the daily mail shows that was hunter who was balancing the family checkbook from their shared bank accounts, more on that later. if so, a man who probably can't find his own wallet is now in charge of the nation's finance. boy, i wonder why we are in the midst of a massive supply chain crisis. thanks to biden's utter lack of experience with any sort of business, everybody could have seen these problems coming. well, everyone but foolish joe, said this two months ago. >> right now, our experts believe the major independent forecasters agree, as well, that these bottlenecks and price s

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i am jesse watters. tonight, we start at the gas pump, where millions of americans are running on empty as fuel prices explode under joe biden's leadership. the cost of gas has jumped well over a dollar per gallon from last year, leaving americans across the country fed up. >> it's not working. >> it's kind of one of those things, you know, if you are traveling, you know you need, it is kind of a necessity, just like water. >> jesse: but hey, at least they know who to blame. >> joe biden -- every time i fill it up when trump was in office, it was about $45 or $50. now on empty, takes me $120 to fill up the car, it's ridiculous, it's breaking everybody's bank. >> jesse: what is biden doing to stop the crisis crippling the economy? absently nothing. store shelves late empty as working-class americans are now forced to choose between feeling their tank and putting food in the fridge. biden and his buddies probably get their dinner delivered so why should they care if you cannot find the ingredients you need

>> jesse: i am and welcome to "fox news primetime." ♪ ♪ i'm jesse watters and tonight we start withusands of americans left stranded across the country after southwest airlines canceled over 2,000 flights. the company told angry passengers that "air traffic control issues and bad weather were the culprit behind the delays but the people left behind weren't buying it. >> they were having problems. they wouldn't say it what it was and you are lucky you got a flight. >> i was told there may be a crew issue. >> they said they needed a flight attendant of a flight arrive here from dallas. >> the weather is fine in all connecting areas. there is no bad weather. it's got to be something behind the scenes that they're not telling us. >> jesse: these people aren't idiots, they know these delays aren't called by bad weather. it's hurricane joe grating a perfect storm that bring the airline industry to its knees. earlier this month, the biden administration turned the heat up on on doxxed airline employees mandating that everybody get the shot by december 8th. and instead of rolling over and c

. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters along with dagen mcdowell, geraldo rivera, dana perino, and gregled. 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ liberal woke education policies facing a huge referendum, with the dead heat virginia governor's race becoming the epicenter of what is a massive national plight. president biden campaigning in virginia, after being accused of using the doj to silence the opponent. controversies in that state pilot. students in this county staging a walk out. that's over an alleged sexual assault at the school board is being accused of covering up. a boy was reportedly wearing a skirt and was found guilty on monday of sexually assaulting a woman. people have to sign an nda to view their race form. president biden calls "fake outrage." the democrat in this race says parents should not be telling schools but they should teach. this clip from 2019 is getting a lot of attention. >> we do not do a good job in our education system talking about diversity, inclusion. how do we deal with one another if, to me, it is as important as your math class or

i felt kind of bad after i heard that. >> kennedy: jesse? >> jesse: dirty waters.al name. didn't have a good name in high school. i can't say it on air. it's daga blank. >> dan: your real name is mary dagen? >> dagen: gahanna gagan blank i was full of blank. >> kennedy: short hair and it stuck. instagram question from -- what childhood fear still haunts you today, richard. quick? >> richard: pass. >> kennedy: jesse? >> jesse: rats, mice, vermont. >> kennedy: dagen? >> dagen: eating liver any kind of liver, chicken, cat,. >> dan: brady bunch. the spider ensociety brady bunch. >> kennedy: in hawaii. mine was that my belly rut ton was going to unravel. i still don't like anyone going going near my belly button. >> jesse: come here, kennedy. >> kennedy: one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ summer has come and passed ♪ the innocent can never last ♪ wake me up when september ends ♪ oh! are you using liberty mutual's coverage customizer tool? so you only pay for what you need. sorry? limu, you're an animal! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ (vo

>> jesse: great idea.♪ ♪ that spin class was brutal. well, you can try using the buick's massaging seat. oh. yeah, that's nice. can i use apple carplay to put some music on? sure, it's wireless. what's your buick's wi-fi password? it's buick envision. that's a really tight spot. i used to hate parallel parking. (all) me too! the all-new buick envision. built around you. all of you. pay no interest for 72 months plus current eligible buick owners get $250 purchase allowance on 2021 buick suv models. ♪ ♪ >> time now for "one more thing." your wedding day, very important, some people like to videotape it and watch it many years later. this couple did that, to watch their 30th anniversary. they popped in the movie and here it is. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the husband accidentally taped over his wedding with "cops." [laughter] not good, buddy. speaking of "cops," you can watch it on fox nation and it's fun to watch. also, "fox news primetime" tonight, i'm hosting with senator john kennedy who has got away with words. d

>> jesse: when jesse jr.e not a cryer but you're emotional. >> geraldo: i am emotional. when i get mad, it's over in a heartbeat. i get mad and it's over. when i cry, i cry like lassie movies. the happy ending where the handicap person walks. of that mercurial person. that is why i'm doing okay. >> katie: greg, i don't know if i believe this study necessarily. but i do think that men cry more when they get a called or they're sick. >> greg: maybe. but the thing is if this study found the truth that there's dramatic differences, it would have been buried. sex different research doesn't exist anymore. it deals with two binary -- >> jesse: are you saying men and women are different? >> greg: yes. >> geraldo: that's it. we're off the air. >> greg: the only research that you see now is that we're all indifferent. we're all the same. i don't know if that is the same. and that's the truth. >> katie: shannon your thoughts about women versus men and crying. >> shannon: it's an age thing. my hugs and i are more tender

jesse. >> jesse: not jesse jr. but the twins i would leave in coach. they're ten.udyest thing ever when you put little children in first class. it's obscene. >> judge jeanine: why? >> geraldo: they have to sit in first class? and they have to lord over the people in row 17. >> judge jeanine: here's the thing kids in the back aren't going to go anywhere, they can't get up. so there's no problem with them sitting in coach. and there's no problem if you want to leave them in the back. but if you want to buy a seater for them, buy a seat for them. >> greg: i just put them in the overhead bin. no problem there. end of discussion right? >> dana: what if they put the kids in coach and they're really misbehaving wearn. >> judge jeanine: yeah, six or seven >> geraldo: my kids are good. >> greg: the thing is that's the incentive. if you want to leave your kids in the back, that's the ensent i have to become an effective disciplinarian as a parent so you can leave your kids almost anywhere and they're perfect. or not caring. >> jesse: right. >> easy for you to say. >> judge j

i had it. >> jesse: we had it. the bag? >> what? >> brian: it came in a bag. >> jessica: remember michael douglas out on the beach and holding a toaster to his head. >> jesse: that's what i thought. >> jessica: this thing you can go without a charge for three weeks. what? sign me up >> katie: three weeks? >> jesse: i thought the iphone. >> because they want you to buy a new one and a new charger. >> jesse: that's why they call me steve apple. >> brian: tim apple. >> whatever. it was cool because you could change the skin on it. like i had different -- that was the big exciting thing, you could do different things. >> and they had the best skins. you could play that for three weeks apparently on the phone. >> with no charge i love it. >> jesse: what about the flip phone the note roll al with the little skinny antenna. >> jessica: yeah. i see that around still >> jesse: you do? like drug dealers have that. >> jessica: i hang out with a lot of drug dealers. >> brian: right in the garbage. >> a boner. >> jesse: run lik

>> jesse: yes, i did.ther it is on the border or getting covid vaccinations up, they just throw donald trump, the lazy argument because they can defend their own policy, and at the beginning and the media would run with it, but people are tired of hearing about it, there is a new president coming is a city had lots experience to get things done and what he should be doing, instead he's blaming it on the other guy not taking responsibility for it. it's a lazy argument. >> richard: we will see if it is a lazy argument or not. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ people everywhere living with type 2 diabetes are waking up to what's possible with rybelsus®. ♪ you are my sunshine ♪ ♪ my only sunshine... ♪ rybelsus® is a pill that lowers blood sugar in three ways. increases insulin when you need it... decreases sugar... and slows food. the majority of people taking rybelsus® lowered their blood sugar and reached an a1c of less than 7. rybelsus® isn't for people with type 1 diabetes. don't take rybelsus® if you or yo

shannon, thank you for your thoughts. >> thank you, jesse, great job filling in for tucker. >> jesse:er alec baldwin shot and killed a crewmember on the side of his new movie. another person was seriously injured as well. fox just obtains the 911 call from the scene. that is stray i had to. ♪ ♪ ever wonder how san francisco became the greenest big city in america? just ask the employee owners of recology. we built the recycling system from the ground up, helping san francisco become the first city in the country to have a universal recycling and composting program for residents and businesses. but it all starts with you. let's keep making a differene together. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: so-called green energy products often destroy entire ecosystems. wind turbines and in particular are devastating for bird populations. tucker's documentary series took a deep dive into how green energy companies bully people into silence about this. here's a part of it. >> in 2009 there was a pamphlet that there would be some turbines built in our area. a local couple had alerted the natural resources that there wa

it's the people's justice department. >> dana: jesse, even jesse jr.enough to remember when democrats thought president trump would weaponize the doj. >> jesse: he came out of his crib and said "dad, the first amendment -- abridging the right of people to peaceably assemble and petition the government for a redress of grievances." these parents have a lot of grievances because, if a teacher tells your son you are racist, you are going to complain, or if a teacher says "i'm going to slap a mask on your child for six hours five days a week, you are going to complain." if a teacher says "your daughter has to share a locker room with a guy," you are going to complain! it seems like the democrats go out of their way to protect the free speech rights of terrorists, anthem nailers, stature toddlers, leakers,, but little miss simmons, if she gets upset about something at a school board meeting, the g men are going to show up at her door. what is the fbi going to do? what they always do: they are going to infiltrate pta meetings, entrap a soccer mom. [laughter]

jesse: you are unnecessary. we are skipping you. go to jesse's feeding frenzy.and jelly beans turkey dinner, apple pie and coffee. these are candy corn. i'm reading what's on the sheet like a good little boy. and these flavors include green beans. roasted turkey cranberry sauce gingerbread carrots. should i try the green bean dap dap ever since i have had the grandgreen bean casserole. is it horrible? jesse: this is pay back? >> greg: nicely done. >> dana: i like the coffee one. jesse: green bean is not great. emily: take one and pass it downtown table. jesse: okay ms. manners. >> greg: not good. jesse: greg, we won't skip you, your turn. >> greg: i'm going to be at memphis, tennessee grace land tickets are still available go to g gutfeld.com see the date october 9th. i will also be in birmingham in november, newark, new jersey 12th that's going to be great. catch me in grace land. should be fun, special guest. haven't done this in a while. i hate these people. >> do you know everybody facebook and twitter. do you know who we are not paying attention to? next do

"fox news primetime" with jesse watters just down the hall. >> jesse: welcome to new york at congrats on the book. good evening and welcome to "fox news primetime," i am jesse watters. only ten months into joe biden's presidency but we may already be witnessing the death of the biden agenda. boy, that was quick. americans are already turning on the embattled president as polls show his approval rating crumbling to 38% down from 50% in february. this turn might even be historically bad as biden's approval rating is now 10% lower in barack obama's was at the same time in his presidency. so why are people fleeing the sinking ship that is the biden white house? well, it all started when the white house pushed its vaccine mandate in an effort to turn the page on its failed afghanistan surrender. it didn't take long for that one to backfire. just ask the thousands of passengers on southwest airlines left stranded due to staffing problems. funny how these problems suddenly popped up after they filed a lawsuit against mandates. but it's not just angry airline passengers fleeing the pain. what

jesse? >> jesse: we know what candy is all about. it's about chocolate.er stuff sugar, we are talking chocolate. i have ranked -- this is basically the official halloween chocolate candy ranking, butter finger number one. by far -- excuse me? >> shannon: no. >> greg: oyou are so wrong. >> jesse: don't do that let me finish. twix number 2. kicks number three. hershey bar got to have the almond. reese's peanut butter cup. butter finger better peanut butter candy than reese's peanut better cup. if you have a problem with the ranking screw you. or instagram there he is. here i am ranking the candy. see it and steal it and smell it. two instagram and weigh in. >> shannon: eat them all and weigh in. >> jesse: "watters' world" we do a soros investigation. the definitive one. >> greg: yes. >> shannon: all right. see you this weekend. greg? >> greg: first of all thank my man jerry for new shirts, gutfeld number one on television. he made a new logo for me. he didn't like the other one for me. made a bunch of these. all right. tonight, i got gutfeld 11:00 p.m. excl

." [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world," i'm jesse watters.the code, there is something missing, america. besides my book on the "new york times" best seller list. the media mob fix eight on florida and covid. what changed? florida cases went way down. they kicked their summer surge. extra extra read all about it. but the national news won't run it. the media member who won't tell you the rest of the florida story because it had a happy ending. if the plot line changes and goes against the narrative, the press skips to the next act. if you are unmasked or unvaxxed, you are a deadly weapon. >> children are not just suffering and dying at greater rates, they are spreading covid through the population at higher numbers. people do not get to walk around shooting loaded firearms randomly into crowds. and people are not entitled to turn themselves into deadly weapons randomly killing innocent people. jesse: if you don't play by the left's rules, you will be deemed a health threat, you are a bio weapon. you are an ar-covid-19. the government used cov

[laughter] there is jesse. i had great sideburns, jesse, those eyebrows...er] then there is dana. look at her. you aged better than all of us. the real thanks goes to you, the viewers, who trust us and let us into your homes, and thanks to everyone who came before us to make this happen against, seemingly, it's a mountable odds to another 25. >> jesse: well said. >> greg: why thank you. any theory as to why fox news has been able to build and build and build? as the other media becomes more elite and insular? >> dana: you nailed it. the media, for so long, basically had a point of view. the mainstream media has kept the point of view. it's become slightly more tilted towards the left, even a center left, but more progressive. all of a sudden, there was an alternative. to give people choices in a capitalistic system there's a market for the product is going to do well. interesting, there's 136 employees that work here today that started on the first day. their morning there was a squirrel you can see there. they listed all the people. i thought that was amazi

. [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world," i'm jesse watters. corruption is killing our country.iden limped to virginia this week to stump for democrat governor terry mcauliffe. it was a catastrophe. he praised the current governor to got caught with black face. >> it goes without saying how much i appreciate your current governor ralph north ram. got to keep virginia blue. then biden decides to go full cnn. he talks about trump the entire time. >> i ran against donald trump. and terry is running against an after he co-light of donald trump. trump, donald trump. is there a problem with trump being here? jesse: donald trump isn't running for governor of virginia, but that sleepily strategy, that's all he's got. then a funny thing happened, a we love trump chant broke out. >> let them go. that's okay. that's all right. why don't you hang out and talk to me after this is over. okay? jesse: they juiced the crowd numbers reporting 2,500 in attendance. "watters' world" fact checked it. around 800 people showed up to see the president of the united states in a blue state he won by doubl

." [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world," i'm jesse watters.als destroy you when they can't debate. that's the subject of tonight temperatures watters words. one thing we learned during the trump term is the left will do whatever it takes to get their way. they will demolish anything and anyone who slows down their radical agenda. no matter how much blunt force it needs, they will make it a crime to resist them while ignoring real problems and real crimes their own policies are responsible for. they have gotten away with way too much. they have gotten cocky because the press, the prosecutors and the politicians are in on it. there are no guardrails. the only thing stopping them is we the people. this week the left crossed the line. it's getting dangerous. kyrsten sinema not going along with the tax and well with fair bill was targeted and ambushed in a restroom. >> right now is a moment when our people need to talk about what's happening. we need a build back better plan now. >> we knocked on doors for you. we need solutions for a build back be

>> jesse: what is my take?s on hot guys. >> sandra: there's definitely something to this, there's something that people who are really funny or try to overcompensate. >> jesse: what is it that you're trying to overcompensate -- >> richard: he does the work, that's why he's overcompensating. >> sandra: whenever i see a beautiful person who has a horrific personality, i have pity on them because they have never been ugly. >> greg: nobody will tell them. >> richard: talking about ugly people, fan mail friday is up next. i'm gonna earn 3% on dining including takeout with chase freedom unlimited. that's a lot of cash back. are you gonna stop me? uh-oh... i'm almost there... too late! boom! earn big time with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. people everywhere living with type 2 diabetes are waking up to what's possible with rybelsus®. ♪ you are my sunshine ♪ ♪ my only sunshine... ♪ rybelsus® is a pill that lowers blood sugar in three ways. increases in

>> jesse: what is my take?t guys. >> sandra: there's definitely something to this, there's something that people who are really funny or try to overcompensate. >> jesse: what is it that you're trying to overcompensate -- >> richard: he does the work, that's why he's overcompensating. >> sandra: whenever i see a beautiful person who has a horrific personality, i have pity on them because they have never been ugly. >> greg: nobody will tell them. >> richard: talking about ugly people, fan mail friday is up next. ♪ ♪ as i observe investors balance risk and reward, i see one element securing portfolios, time after time. gold. your strategic advantage. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i want of the original mission impossible -- this show is done. the producers are too young. i want the original. fan mail friday, this is a good question from ron. who was the first notable person that you had your picture taken with? you worked at mtv but maybe before that? >> kennedy: the first notable person i had my picture taken with was high school

lucky for him. >> jesse: will. >> jesse: studio m. not here.op of a drone 62 miles per hour. produced by a company in tokyo called aoi technology. think the faa may have a problem with it hybrid gets power from conventional engine and four electric motors, accord to go ahead reports people tried it out it is really really loud. might not be worth the $682,000 quite yet. looks pretty fun. >> jesse: what a shame geraldo, ran out of time we got to go. geraldo. i'm sorry. so upset. >> jesse: that's it for us "special report" is up next with bret. >> good evening attorney general merrick garland round of questioning by senate production over his plan to have the justice department essentially investigate parents upset about how their children's schools are being run. that story is coming up. it's fiery but first tonight, president biden is struggling to get members of his own party on board with his massive tax and spending plans. and while the biden administration continues to send

, jesse?ted his loss. >> dana: i said that youngkin will win by a hair. >> jesse: i also don't live in virginia. the only thing that the rest of the country sees this as is a woke for monitor. is a woke thermometer. how warm can the democrats get without catching a fever, getting sick, and i question if you loses, he went way woke, and the rest of national democrats are going to say "pump the brakes on this stuff, recalibrate what we are saying about schools. this has detonated." i think that's the national petitions. >> greg: they are smoking too much woke. nba superstar tyrese irving speaking out -- >> geraldo: you don't want to make note tyrese irving? >> greg: i want sports -- sidelined after talking about the vaccine. >> geraldo: basketball. certified turbocharger, suspension and fuel injection. translation: certified goosebumps. certified from headlamp to tailpipe. that's certified head turns. and it's all backed by our unlimited mileage warranty. that means unlimited peace of mind. merc

. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: good evening, welcome to tucker carlson tonight. i'm jesse watters.en is not capable of thinking clearly and most americans recognize that, so they watched football and fox news instead. that raises an interesting question which until recently no one has asked. given the obvious deterioration of joe biden's mind, he nowhe struggles to form coherent sentences. why have this town hall at all? why not pull another one in at 10:00 a.m. and send joe biden off to the farm in delaware? one of the few people who tuned in last night, a journalist and walter kern authored a possible explanation. "i've never seen anything like this. at some level it has to be intentional. no one was clamoring for a town hall, deterioration being thrusted in our face. cooper of racing through the question to keep from laughing. feels like the work of enemy propagandists." made that observation in response to this clip which we promised we have not edited in any way. >> just in terms of inflation, you had told us in the town hall i think in july that is near turn inflation. "the w

jesse?ere greg tried to in new jersey this weekend because i was at pumpkin patch whiteman farms in norristown, new jersey. don't make any jokes. jesse jr. in the patch looking very, very cute there. ellie, i think slinging apples, that's how you do it. you don't go apple picking you sling apples at targets and win prizes. there is jesse jr. being held by sophia looking cute. that was weekend and now i'm exhausted. >> greg: wasn't like mine at all. >> dana: did you pick apples? >> greg: i also went to a white man's farm. anyway, do this. greg's haunted dog house news. there is a german shepherd guard dog being trained. the owner is trained for security reasons. but he trained him using a haunted house. let's see how the dog did. uses a run them up through different things. >> dana: oh me, gosh. >> greg: he handles it quite well. weighs not phased at all during this training exercise they had skelton tons, other things. i didn't watch. >> jesse: he handled it better than dana and i did. >> da

: time for jesse's work out news.h. look at that swing. he swings and he lands come on. is that fake? is it fake? >> it's not fake. >> you can't do that. >> greg: i'm not a gymnast. >> jesse: gymnasts can't do that. this guy can do that. >> dana: i betsy money bias can do that. >> greg: dana, something that make us abysmal one more thing? deign permission to make a plug. >> jesse: yes. >> dana: i sung with singer songwriter fighting. everybody knows that song. he wrote a very powerful song blood on my hands. about the withdrawal of afghanistan. >> we have moving. give the podcast a listen and also somebody write your congressman because for some reason the law says if we can't play musical clips on a podcast and it drives me crazy. >> jesse: what? >> dana: make sure you listen to blood on my hands by john androsic. >> jesse: don't write your congressman about the 3.5 trillion. >> dana: only 1.. kidding. dutch football fan going viral so they say. he carried 4 beers in one go and did not spill a single drop. that is im

rest in peace. >> jesse: our last great general.speech for one of their gallows called reclaiming freedom and we had a really great time. i was the keynote speaker. greg spoke a few years ago. let's say i'm glad i followed greg. >> greg: ha! >> jesse: hosting "fox news prime time all this week. tonight, don jr., sarah palin. that's what we like to call fair and balanced. tune in at 7:00. tonight and all the of the week. >> greg: i want to read a text. "i have recurring dreams that i have to go number two and every toilet is filled. i'm in a mall and running to the next restroom." that's in my brain. >> dana: sharing a dream. >> greg: it's weird. we are all the same. greg's weather report. the weather has been weird. let's go to the goldendoodles. looks like we have 80% chance of high winds with a 73% chance of wild hair. great weather for flying a kite but not for being a golden doodle. you have to be -- have your mousse and hair spray. >> jesse: i've filled in when you were off. >> dana: harold. >> harold: the reason my kids love g