"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hi, jesse. >> jesse: hey. happy birthday, brit. >> brit: thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: moving on is never easy. cling to the pass because it feels good. somebody tells you something is over it hurts. >> you are going nowhere happy and you are taking me with you. all you ever talk about is being a pro-hockey player there is a problem. you are not any good. >> i am good you any what? you are a lousy kindergarten picture. i see the finger paintings you bring home and they suck. i'm sorry, babe. i didn't mean that i think that excellent finger painting. >> jesse: celebrating democrats from lies is the hardest job in washington. half the democrats think trump peed on prostitutes in moscow. when john durham showed up to testify today on capitol hill. all schiff wanted to do was talk about don jr. >> don jr. was informed that a russian official was offering the trump campaign, quote very high level and sensitive information unquote, that would be incriminating of hillary clinton was part of, quote: russia and its governme

jesse? >> jesse: hunter's plea deal shows the bidens are above the law.ges. if you try to illegally buy a gun they will turn loose 87,000 irs gun packing agents to get you. that's what happened in montana. the owner pulls up to work one morning and sees 20 of biden's heavily armed irs agents following him into his store. they were wielding ar-5s, strapped with bullet-proof vests. they shut town his business for the whole day, seizing financial records and every single firearm transaction form. and they also took all of his surveillance footage. so not only do they know all of the gun shop's financial info. now they have all the personal info of 13,000 american customers. and tom was caught totally by surprise. he says he has got a good relationship with the atf. but since he sells ars, he feels like he has been a target now. so the irs can have ars but he can't and neither can you. so when biden said is he coming for your guns, he meant it. not only is biden's irs intimidating and targeting small businesses with these soviet style raids, they are targetin

hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: history is important.dent is important. america's institutions are important. we need to study these things. we need to respect them. they are symbol all across the country to remind us of the men who made this country great it. drives me crazy when young libs tear down things like that. there is no better symbol for american excellence than the white house. george washington wanted the place where the leaders of the free world could live, work and preside over the free country. now, a lot has happened. the british burned it down. it was rebuilt and expanded. but through all of that, every president who lived in the white house respected it. they understood its importance and how sacred it was. until now. remember when obama kicked his feet up on the resolute desk? i didn't go crazy. when he wore a tan suit, i didn't go nuts. obama even invited snoop to the white house who lit one up in the bathroom. >> boom, next thing i do is pull that thing out of my sock. i heard somebody coming. [laughter] put him out

watters prime time what do you want to tell jesse. >> jesse you made me very angry. >> hey jesse, howhe camera. all right, that's it. >> jesse: first of all, most importantly, happy birthday emma. i'm not even going to tell you how -- i mean, she probably wouldn't mind if i said her age because she's -- look at her, so young. i love you so much. great wife, great mother, and we're going out to dinner now. very excited. happy birthday baby. love you. let's do some text messages. rick from newport beach california, the media wants to know why desantis isn't taking questions but never once did they ask that of biden. great point. there are smart people in california. love newport. >> ed from reading pennsylvania, biden's better at hiding than jimmy hoffa. watch that on fox nation >> jay from davis california. are we sure joe didn't trip over a box of his classified documents? he got sand bagged. kamala, i don't think she has an alibi. >> paul from houston texas. so millions of people are escaping central america just so the mexican president can come around and tell them who to vote for?

hey, jesse. >> jesse: looking forward to the interview monday. >> bret: thanks, buddy. >> jesse: all right. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hitting rock bottom should be a wake-up call. if you get fired for showing up drunk, if she dumps you for your best friend. or if your credit score is so bad you are borrowing money from big pauly, it's time to get your act together. tonight, "jesse watters primetime" is declaring san francisco has hit rock bottom and they need an intervention. this isn't just about san francisco. ththis is a warning shot for the rest of the country. because liberalism spreads worse than a virus from a chinese lab. san francisco is officially now a no go zone. >> san francisco. are you alive, bro? >> i'm just checking. >> y'all got stop smoking that [bleep] in front of the kids, man. you got the kids right here, man. >> a federal building in san francisco, california. as you can see, there is a fentanyl genocide happening in our community. >> jesse: san francisco turned itself into a cemetery. san francisco doesn't enforce the law. san francisco doesn't even allow you to cast judg

hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: everybody has a breaking point.e people loads it when they are stuck in traffic. [horn blowing] [tires squealing] >> jesse: some people freak out if you mess around with their breakfast. >> eggs? ♪ when your smiling. >> i said overeasy. >> jesse: one thing you never mess with is someone's children. they think because it's pride month they can do whatever they want with your children. trans flasher fondled himself on the south side of the white house. bare chested men spank each other in broad daylight. the drag queen takeover whether it's the classroom, libraries, your favorite brunch spot, it's on. dress up, flash, spank whoever you want, why do my children have to watch you? why does pride month feel bigger than christmas? black history month has got to be looking around like whoa. charlottesville, virginia, grade school kids were forced to go to a pride month celebration and this is what fourth graders read. >> it stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, queer. cool. and it's for nonbinary a word for a person wh

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"jesse watters primetime" is starting right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, trace. thank you. ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert. we're learning what's in the biden document that the fbi has been trying to hide. the allegation inside this document iosive. sources familiar with the document tell fox news digital that joe biden and hunter biden were paid $10 million in bribes by ukraine. this was while joe biden was vice president. highly credible confidential source had multi-hell meetings and conversations with a top executive at burisma, ukrainian gas company where hunter worked. and these conversations stretched for five years. and the source told the fbi about these conversations in june 2020. that's right as joe biden was wrapping up the democrat nomination. the burisma executive told the fbi's confidential source that burisma had to pay the biden administration for help getting rid of the ukrainian prosecutor who was investigating burisma for corruption. quote: 5 million for one biden, 5 million for the other biden, the burisma executive told the confidential human sou

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> you have to start tonight with housekeeping update. why we never have certain people on the show. usually i can give them an answer. carol from appleton, wisconsin dexed me last week and asked me this. jesse, you always talk about r.f.k. jr. why don't you ever have him on? that's a question that i don't have an answer to, carol. "primetime" was one of the first to cover his run against biden and even though he is a democrat we saw a lot of things eye to eye like the cia possibly involved in his uncle's assassination. i even read his book about fauci. so "primetime" invited r.f.k. jr. on day one of his campaign. we were told we would be the second interview and then third. and then fourth. and so on and so on. and two month later, he has gone on six different fox shows. he has gone on news max. he has gone on breitbart. he has gone on cnn, abc, dozens of podcasts that we have frankly never heard of. now, a lot of these are great shows and we don't begrudge shows for book

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now hey, jesse. >> see you at midnight, thank you. >> jesse: jesse watters isn't a fearful man. jesse watters isn't a superstitious man a weird week. a high level whistleblower says the u.s. government has bodies locked up in a warehouse. saw photos of two witches feasting on a deer carcass in canada. when i got out of work the city was shrouded in smoke. this is bad. >> this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion. >> what do you mean biblical? >> what he means is old testament, mr. mayor. real wrath of god type stuff. fire and brimstone coming down from the seas. rivers and seas. >> rivers and earthquakes volcanos. >> dead rising from the grave. >> dogs and cats living together. mass hysteria. >> jesse: what's going on here? i haven't seen that much smoke since the homeless guy burnt down our christmas tree. this morning the sun looked like a fireball and last night the moon looked bloody. all of a sudden the democrats are putting their masks back on. yep, they still kept their masks. serve saying stay inside. but i didn't listen. why?

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: answering questions can be hard. >> is your daddy a fireman? >> he is probably big. is he a wrestler? is he a basketball coach. >> no, no, no, no. >>s whattens the matter. >> i have a headache. >> it might be a tumor. >> it's not a tumor. >> jesse: but there's no such thing as a dumb question. at least that's how the saying goes. joe doesn't get that. >> why did will fbi informants [inaudible] >> why do you ask such dumb question? >> jesse: it's actually great question. it's a question every single reporter should be asking. because, before we even knew joe biden was the big guy, before we even had the laptop a ukrainian businessman told an fbi informant that he bribed the big guy 5 million bucks. he used the phrase the big guy when joe was v.p., years before the nickname went public. and tonight we are learning the big guy was throwing his weight around. this alleged $5 million bribe wasn't so much of a bribe. it was more of a shakedown by the big guy, joe bi

here's jesse. >> jesse: thanks, bret. nice interview. >> bret: thanks, man. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: life is like blackjack. you win some, you lose some. but gambling is all about knowing when it's time to cash in. if you are up big, don't test your luck, or else, go home with nothing. >> i'll stay. >> i suggest you hit, sir. >> i also like to live dangerously. >> as you wish, sir. 20 beats your 5. i'm sorry, sir. >> well, i won't lie to you. cards are not my bag, baby. >> jesse: joe biden has been on a lucky streak his whole career. at 29 he slid into the senate with a help of a few union run printing machines that buckled just before they were going to print attacks on joe. when his career was going another nowhere and obama needed a white guy with foreign policy credit, obama, joe was vp. nothing says luck like running for president from your basement. joe was supposed to be a one-term deal, a bridge to the next generation. but that bridge collapsed when we got a look at kamala. so joe's rolling the dice and running again. and

>> jesse: do you? >> greg: all the time. >> jesse: you're lying.t tipping. >> greg: similarly behind me and i will move up and i will wait and i would tell the people inside, put them on mine. i will do that. >> jesse: i only do that with police officers. >> judge jeanine: figures. >> jesse: your lunch is on me. that's because i get something back. i'm never going to see that person again. they haven't saved any lives. >> jessica: you don't know that. >> judge jeanine: i like the policy but i'm from upstate new york. if anyone was from new jersey, they didn't know how to pump gas. they should include in the driving test. you should be able to pump gas. because now it's just new new jersey. we pay so much for gas. why shouldn't they pump it? >> jessica: more good paying jobs. >> judge jeanine: you could want a cigarette. i want to blow up. may be a woman at night is alone and you don't want to be standing there alone. i'd rather have a guy there outside. >> jesse: how much do you tip? five bucks. >> judge jeanine: it depends on how much gas i've got

good evening, jesse. >> jesse: good evening, rich, have a nice weekend. >> jesse: fox news alert. joe biden is having donald trump arrested. >> today an indictment was unsealed charging donald j. trump with felony violations of our national security laws, as well as participating in a conspiracy to obstruct justice. >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" is going to tell you something tonight that no other show is telling you. everyone has the law wrong. and don't take it from me. take it from an obama judge who ruled that former presidents can decide what documents are personal and which are presidential. it all started with bill clinton. president clinton taped conversations he had with other foreign leaders for eight years. what did clinton do with these tapes? clinton took them home to chappaqua and stuffed them in a sock drawer. these tapes were about as highly classified as can you get. these conversations president clinton had with heads of state about war, about national security strategy. about nuclear posture. did bill clinton declassify these before he took them home toe c

jesse, on friday you said you hate self checkout. >> jesse: i'm not good at it.t the scanner and it doesn't beep and then you start twisting it around like a rubik's cube deceive it beeps. still isn't beep. if it has any weight to what you have to call them for help. do you know how embarrassing it is to have produce and then have to go like this and signal that you need help weighing produce because it's too complicated. >> judge jeanine: typed in the name of it. >> jesse: i didn't even know that. you can't type in a name. i don't know how to spell potato. is there an eft end of it? i am like quayle up there. i want to talk about the shopkeeper. afghanistan immigrant. he said afghanistan, went to san francisco and is now fleeing san francisco because san francisco is too chaotic. afghanistan ranks dead last in the rankings of most peaceful nations. he can't hack it in san francisco. what does that tell you? what does it tell you. >> judge jeanine: at least in afghanistan, the taliban cut your hand off. people are afraid to commit crimes. that's what's going on i

, jesse. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we have to say goodbye to somebody, one of our best riders, summer mullet.primetime" and moving back to ohio to be with her family. we are going to miss her. we are excited she's leaving but we are going to miss her. don't forget to call, and when you do, leave us a voice mail. keep it clean. let's get to it. we've got jim from iowa. >> jesse, you are a goofball. i get hiccups all the time. don't know where you get your crap from. >> jesse: that's interesting. we just found out something interesting about the hiccup having scooter driving producer. it has an electric lawn mower that he plugs in and it takes three batteries. sorry. from tacoma, washington. >> i heard that you want the voice mails left clean. i'm in my shower. have a good one. [laughter] >> jesse: that is sexy. we've got the judge from westchester. >> it's judge jeanine. only -- this weekend. they are still looking to run back to tennessee. i don't want them to be lost. if they are i will kill you! i'm going drop them off at your house tonight. >> jesse: you are dropping three dogs off at my h

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret. >> >> jesse: fox news alert. senator chuck grassley of iowa has just revealed something that joe biden, the fbi and the justice dental have been trying to hide for years. this allegation, if true, should lead either to the impeachment or immediate resignation of joe biden. "primetime" was shocked when we found this out a few hours ago ago. back up everything the media has been lying about and uncovered would sink joe biden's presidency and candace immediately. we believe that joe biden has been blackmailed by this for years, which would explain why he acts the way he does ukraine has tapes of joe biden. ukraine has tapes of hunter biden. the highly credible fbi informant says that the burisma executive who allegedly bribed joe biden $5 million to fire the prosecutor has audio recordings of joe and of hunter. these audio recordings were kept as an insurance policy in case the burisma executive got cornered. here with senator grassley on the senate floor moments ago revealing for the first time that joe and hunter

kayleigh, thank you so much as always for joining "jesse watters primetime." >> thanks, jesse. >> jesse: up next, joe biden's whistleblower may be killed. that's what the fbi is saying. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ get 2.9% apr for 36 months plus $1,500 purchase allowance on a 2023 xt5 and xt6 when you finance through cadillac financial. you can't always avoid migraine triggers like your next period. qulipta® can help prevent migraines. you can't always prevent what's going on outside... ...that's why qulipta® helps what's going on inside. qulipta® gets right to work. in a 3-month study, qulipta® significantly reduced monthly migraine days... ...and the majority of people reduced them by 50 to 100%. qulipta® blocks cgrp-- a protein believed to be a cause of migraines. qulipta® is a preventive treatment for episodic migraine. most common side effects are nausea, constipation, and tiredness. learn how abbvie could help you save on qulipta®. oh booking.com, ♪ i'm going to somewhere, anywhere. ♪ ♪ a beach house, a treehouse, ♪ ♪ honestly i don't care ♪ find the perfect vacation rental for you booking.com, b

jesse, your dogs name is what, cuddles? >> jesse: seriously, greg?ricky and emma picked it and it is a killer name. >> greg: how did you get that? >> jesse: i just thought of ghosts, it's a cool name. >> greg: gus gutfeld. gg. he can wear my monogrammed robes. jessica? do you have a pet? >> jessica: i don't know. i grew up with a dog. latest one that we have is sebastian. >> greg: named after sebastian bach from skid row? >> kellyanne: family crest? >> greg: sebastian cabot from a family affair? or sebastian, the writer? >> jesse: sebastian gorka? >> jessica: that fake phd. >> greg: [fake british accent] "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ somedays, i cover up because of my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now i feel free to bare my skin, thanks to skyrizi. ♪(uplifting music)♪ ♪nothing is everything♪ i'm celebrating my clearer skin... my way. with skyrizi, 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. in another study, most people had 90% clearer skin, even at 5 years. and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. serious all

i think it's right. >> greg: he ate a dog, jesse. >> jesse: i didn't bring it up. >> jesse: spent a lot state to get a star on the flank? he's never really looking at things from an american perspective. he's always speaking to the world, even when he's speaking to us, he's appealing to the world. let me tell you it's not the bbc. cnn, fox covered the story the same way. here's why. more raw news editorial standpoint. the greek migrants, there was no titanic angle, number one. huge angle. number two, we had guests that new people, submerged, number three, there was suspense. we had the countdown to the air shutting down. this was off our coast. it's not greece. it's the united states. if there had been a cuban boat that had capsized and there were cubans droning off the coast of miami, that would have been wall-to-wall coverage. we don't live in europe, barack obama. this is the united states of america. it shows how naive, detached, how snobby he is to not only understand this is this is the united states and as sad as it is that it was a horrible story off the coast, it's not somethin

there is a whole story behind there, jesse. >> jesse: totally busted. >> greg: yeah. >> jesse: i haveuy has had so much press. so much ma merch. tumblers, hats, "jesse watters primetime," smuggle up in a sweet $500 "jesse watters primetime" sweatshirt. >> greg: $500? >> jesse: i'm not kidding. probably made in china probably $30. >> sandra: wait, they spelled your name wrong. >> jesse: what? very funny, sandra. "jesse watters primetime" we have james comer on this irs whistleblower which i just destroyed jessica over and johnny went to the mermaid parade. >> joe biden? >> want to take a peek? >> you got the ukraine documents in there. >> i can tell you a few things. i will let you read them, too. >> jesse: there is johnny. >> greg: jessica, 10 seconds. >> jessica: all-american concert series continuing tomorrow fox square with tyler farrior. head to foxandfriends.com for v.i.p. access if you are in the area. >> greg: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, trace. >> trace: hi greg, thank you. and good evening, welcome to los angeles. i'm trace gallagher in for bret baier,

jesse, let's see yours. okay. >> jesse: that's terrible.e. >> jesse: katie? >> dana: that's an old photo like the white house there con democrat labor relations, everybody on court sketch. may i never have to have one in real life. >> greg: that is true. tonight we got the return of mike baker. michelle tafoya. kat timpf, tyrus let's do. this greg's guide to using your spouse's toothbrush. you know, my wife works abroad. so when she is away i use her toothbrush. she doesn't know what i use for. so, when she comes back, she doesn't know that i actually use it to scratch duck's back. >> dana: that's a baby flamingo. >> greg: how did you know that? >> dana: i read it on your paper. >> greg: i find baby flamingos brush them and put it back on the thing i tell alaynena. gets fine hairs in her gums and has to go to the hospital. >> jessica: the sign feldt toot brush in the toilet episode was so good. ains. >> jesse: killer flamingo. mom texts you were over the moon obnoxious. apologize to her and your group. wow, awful behavior. purple hair and n

>> jesse: piece bar. >> harold: your honor, would you prosecute conor mcgregor? >> judge jeanine: it's clear what his intent is. he knows what he's gotten -- what i hate about this, thousands of kids at this game. >> jesse: lighten up, judge. having some fun. >> judge jeanine: you want to tell the mascot to lighten up? >> jesse: he's wearing huge costume. >> judge jeanine: if conor mcgregor that that protected him from liability, he's wrong. >> harold: dana p. >> jesse: where is peta? >> greg: that is telling people to abuse animals. >> harold: "one more thing" is up next. salonpas lidocaine flex. a super thin, flexible patch with maximum otc strength lidocaine that contours to the body to relieve pain right where it hurts. and did we mention, it really, really sticks? salonpas, it's good medicine. subway's still upping their game. show us how stephen. chuck you got to admire belgioioso fresh mozzarella on standouts like the boss. it's hard being that cheesy. but you make it look easy though. try the subw

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters moment judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ brand-new details as the federal indictment of donald trump gets unsealed. the former president getting hit with 37 charges in the classified documents case. trump eight also getting indicted. the fed say there are two instances of trump showing classified material to people including a military plan of attack against an unnamed country. trump is accused of directing a aide to move documents out of a security room for an fbi subpoena. the doj also claiming trump suggested to his lawyer that they should hide or destroy the documents. the former president will appear in federal court tuesday in miami and is proclaiming his innocence. >> tremendous support. that was a hoax and a scam, and now they are doing it again. it is just a continuation. seven years. i'm an innocent man. i did nothing wrong. and we'll fight this out just like we have bee

jesse: you shut up. >> greg: jesse, it's you.celebrate tonight very much in love with you. great wife, amazing mom. >> greg: oh, you are in trouble. >> jesse: what did you hear? we are going to eat some cake tonight. can't wait. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," a man who is in a trump grand jury will be joining us. also, a woman who married herself. >> dana: okay. >> jesse: she wasn't in a grand jury. separate. >> greg: all right, jessica. >> jessica: so father's day is coming up and this swiftie dad took it to another level. karen didn't have tickets for the concert at gillette stadium in massachusetts but that didn't stop them from enjoying the show from outside, even in a downpour. his face is amazing. the heart-warming video reached such a laud audience sent the duo floor tickets for taylor's new jersey show got them inside the stadium for the performance. >> dana: hopefully they remembered it. >> greg: tonight, guy benson, liz mcdonald's, kat timpf, tyrus, it's going to be great show. let's do this: greg's amazon news. bi

here is jesse. >> i would rather celebrate 100 on the couch. >> bret: see you. >> jesse: life has a way of hitting you when you least expect it. you have to play it cool. a girl tells you it is over, thank you. you can do better. teacher calls on you in class, be strong and wrong. if you get called up on stage, act like you have been there before. >> i am not prepared. >> this is a surprise. >> keep it simple. let's take the baseline for a walk. i am not hearing it right. >> jesse: when you are the president of the united states, you have to channel your emotions. joe biden lost control and the whole country got a taste of his rage. >> were you sitting there? >> no. >> that was a warning shot, the press hit a nerve and he sent a message, don't ask me that question again. the commander in chief tries to scare you out of following the facts. joe biden has never been asked direct questions about his family's extortion racket but it is becoming impossible for the press to make it invisible. new text messages released by whistle-blowers chip away at biden's armor of denial. in a message, hun

like jessica and jesse's mother.feelers, me and jesse, we don't consider the empathetic stance. that's the first rung of the latter. we are on the fifth or sixth room of the latter. we've been through the up of the part where we are in a different stage. we want everybody else to join us. it's been an uphill battle dealing with this issue. it's because the empathy class has made the homeless a protected class. if you designate an offender, whether it's a criminal or drug addict or homeless person as a member of the protected class, if you complain about it, people will pay you as heartless. they will say bad things about you. you don't want bad things said about you so you never seen anything about it. jesse, your mother made this observation. you said homelessness was our choice. she said don't be cruel. what's the big picture? what's causing this? homelessness is not based on the lack of affordable housing. that would be like saying illegal immigration is based on a lack of places to live. that's not the way it is.

>> judge jeanine: that's so cute. >> jesse: jesse's bear news do. we have animation?t. >> judge jeanine: it does. >> jesse: a bear dangling out of a second story of a home. kind of like bret talking about the election. get me out of here. but he is not dead. he climbed back in and ate everything in the fridge. happy father's day to me. i had a great weekend with the kids. gigi was sleeping. she did not make it to brunch. there is the fam. tonight "jesse watters primetime" we did a father's day package with johnny. >> father's day arrived. what did you get him? >> which day was father's day? >> sunday. >> oh [bleep]. i got him love. >> jesse: some love. >> dana: that's a good thing to get. greg? >> greg: tonight a great show. rob schneider, bill hemmer yeah your worst half, dana. guy benson, kat timpf. it's going to be great. tube in and watch it because you have a very special episode involving a monologue and a certain reporter that went after me. we're going to settle the score. little lady. we are going to settle the little lady score. >> judge jeanine: tonight i'm

>> dana: don't do it. >> jesse: i'm not going to go there. >> jeanine: jesse, don't. >> jesse: here is go to the butcher for the meat and the bread you go to the bakery and then when you get to the grocery store you just do the perimeter. you don't pac-man through all of the stupid aisles, that is where all of the overwhelming choices are. >> jeanine: vegetables. >> jesse: you hit fruit and veggies off the bat, avocados, raspberries, bananas, i would be interested in a lot of exotic fruit recently, coconut. the best way to crack a coconut, i used to take a screwdriver, hammer, boom, tip it, that is how you get the coconut water. if you're really smart, you put it in a little plastic bag and smash it into your steps, then it shatters into a million pieces. you lose the coconut water, but you still have the coconut meat, and isn't it weird that they call it meat and it is not an animal? i digress. then you stay around the perimeter and hit the dairy, get your butter, your milk, your cheese. >> jeanine: lactose-free milk. >> jesse: if you are weird. and then your eggs. the end choices are

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro!old ford jr., dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." things getting nasty in the battle of governors. slick haired leader gavin newsom is threatening to slap ron desantis with kidnapping charges for sending two plane loads of migrants to california's capital. news and furiously tweeting this threat outcome "ron desantis, you small, pathetic man, this isn't martha's vineyard, kidnapping charges? the tweet then linking to a screenshot of a section of the california penal code. florida officials telling fox that they flew the migrants to california but got their verbal and written consent to do so. not so gracious gavin, who once boasted about being a sanctuary state, is also sticking his henchmen on desantis. taking this potshot at florida. >> we believe the state of florida and governor desantis is behind it, governor desantis has demonstrated his pettiness, his lack of substance, his xenophobia, and his discrimination and racism and his willin

hey, jesse. jesse: yes? afton: can you look at me? jesse: let's see. afton: hi. jesse: hi! afton: gotcha. jesse: ha ha ha! what's up? afton: can i come in? jesse: yeah, of course. afton: i just want to, um, ask you what adhd is. jesse: um... afton: clearly, we knew nothing. i mean, i have to say i was getting pretty good at researching disorders. i've been diagnosed with depression, anxiety, rapid cycle bipolar, bipolar ii, fibromyalgia, addiction disorders, premenstrual dysphoric disorder, insomnia, dyslexia, and nearsightedness. ok. that last one has nothing to do with an adhd diagnosis, but it's still true, so... the more i read, the more i realized these symptoms were adhd or exacerbated by it. jesse: let me google it. afton: ok. jesse: i will--i will tell you exactly what it is. adhd. um, see more symptoms than just that. "people may experience aggression, excitability, fidgeting, hyperactivity, impulsivity, irritability, lack of restraint, or persistent repetition of words or actions. absentmindedness, difficult focusing, forgetfulness, problems paying attention, or s

. >> jesse watters prime time starts now. >> jesse: growing up isn't easy. you have to pay your own bills and when you realize mom's not cooking you anymore. growing up is easier said than done. >> i guess we don't do dessert anymore. >> i will be right back. >> would a cupcake kill you. >> jesse: he will just hit you with why don't you love me anymore? >> it was an accident. you said you would love me no matter what i did. >> why would you buy a giraffe? >> you wanted one. >> jesse: there is a 53-year-old who never grew up. with hunter, every day is bring your kid to work at the white house. what do you do when your dead beat son is your bagman, who just got pinched? when trouble came his way, he said daddy, i want to go to the state dinner. hunter gets what he wants. >> what we saw was the president, his son wanted to come, so his son is going to come to the dinner. that was in the family circumstance of him wanting to come and the president wanting to show he loves his son and he is standing by him. >> it is possible he said i don't want to go and his dad

jesse watters, the news broke and i said get jesse watter on the phone. this is a story for you. >> jesse: this was not a plea deal. this was a cover-up. no way this is going to take five years for a case like this. they didn't even open up the laptop! the laptop doesn't even have to exist in order to hit hunter biden with these charges. you open up the laptop and you have money laundering. you have foreign lobbying crimes. you have bribes. you have racketeering. his lawyer was on msnbc about an hour ago, they asked him did they ask you about the laptop? and the lawyer said no. the laptop was never even introduced into this prosecution. so this thing was siloed and mocked up. i want to address something. this whole trump prosecutor thing that people keep saying. it's not really as it seems. when the republican president is inaugurated, he doesn't say i want that guy to be my u.s. prosecutor out of delaware. he doesn't even know this guy. how this happens is the two senators from the state of delaware, two democrats, it's their idea of a republican prosecu

jesse: is true he got lower. greg: real quick before we go, i just want to know, what went through your mind when you saw the fall. jesse: boy was scared for him like i would be scared pretty when i was having to know that lisa was a sandbag that he tripped over but anyone who felt like bath. greg: do you believe the sandbag think. jesse: i do okay with the president they can't walk in one of the mature what you care, he can do the job. greg: i'm going to wait until james van der beek he has to say about the sandbag think were being sandbag on the sandbag, right and i think that i should exit the segment on that note. jesse: that is what they're telling us. greg: coming up san francisco spending big bucks allure the towards back while the fact that the sidewalks are covered in. >> ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's been an amazing gift. sam was 8 when we got him. giving him fresh food where you know the ingredients and you know what's in it has absolutely helped him. taking care of him is really important... because even if sam live

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jesse brought up the children.hy do you want kids around people dressed up like squirrels getting spanked? >> me personally, i don't. i think it is definitely an adult-only environment for that. the furry conventions themselves don't have anything to do with that, furry conventions are about community and bringing people together. >> greg: true, i guess anyone could be inside those costumes. it is not a furry's fault if it's a pervert. maybe furries are misunderstood as a group. >> we are misunderstood as a group and it is very easy to vilify us. >> do you blame yourself at all for being misunderstood? you're the one dressed up as a raccoon? >> absolutely. i think this is absolutely crazy and weird and fun and that is the point. i think it is supposed to gain attention. i like being onnige stage, performing as a character, bringing joy to people. >> greg: bringing joy to people, there is something jesse will never understand. never understad you win, raccoon. but at least jesse can still table dance. ♪ ♪ >> greg: k

all right, jesse? >> jesse: definitely the cocaine.annity tonight. >> jesse: a very special happy to michelle, the best hairstylist in the business. >> harold: happy birthday, michelle. vets jess she takes care of my hair every day. super talented and super spunky. >> greg: she keeps yours in a box, right? >> jesse: the same box hat on his head. tonight "jesse watters primetime" we made johnny go breathe some dirty air and interview people in new york about the smog. watch. >> new york city has new crack pipe vending machines. do you think this is all from everyone smoking it up. >> smoking weed? >> there you go. you got that have the vending machine. >> no i got this in virginia. >> judge jeanine: dana? >> dana: i don't have enough time i will be watching everyone's shows. >> jesse: dana is on my show. >> dana: i'm on his show. >> judge jeanine: "special report" is up next. hey, trace. >> trace: judge. thank you. good evening, everyone. welcome to "special report" i'm trace gallagher in los angeles. bret baier will talk with republica

jesse.eves in evolution, what do you think? >> i don't know what to think. since the pandemic, 55% of the people at work say they're willing to work remotely and take a cut in pay. that means to me they're lazier. the problem with working remotely is everyone looks like a slob. they ware their pajamas on the airline. they're sloppy, they don't work out, no one can manage their time. all of a suzen people can't do something because i'm going to work i don't have an our to do this. we were boot looking, dressed, and now we have to beg people to come back, i'm done. >> richard would never be caught dead in pajamas on a flight. >> i worked out during the pandemic and i'm still gorgeous, so hey -- >> don't buy your kids the virtual things. i never bought them all of the video games stuff, it is all destroying the culture. they were saying that interns don't know how to talk or function. they don't understand social cues like they are not understanding. get off of your butt, go to the office, it i

why don't we go talk to jesse?oing into the room, because there are 10 million orphans out there and you care about orphans and the remarkable thing, because anti-federal viral's were young. tony knew we could get it done. there were 23 million people in the world who had this disease. but he knew with the power of the pharmaceutical industry, he knew that. but that is hard to tell anybody to inspire them. 10 million people, one dollar can prevent an aids orphan. jesse said, tell me more. three weeks later, she went to a big evangelical event. jesse helms said at the podium i am going to support every effort to get rid of the scourge of hiv-aids in the world. and when jesse helms speaks, the whole evangelical community sense we are going to come on board. i tell this story only because it is so easy today to be divided. and we can do it. we did then. they change the course of history. and all of a sudden we are able to pull people together. dr. fauci: one other thing to compare the political situation back then and

don't miss it. >> jesse: that's it for us.: i think he pushed her. >> bret: can you keep going if you want. >> judge jeanine: player before he became a judge he said it helped him. >> bret: welcome to washington. thanks, judge. ♪ breaking tonight we are following all of the latest with that submersible. we will bring you the latest from there in just a minute. first, the man in charge of investigating the origins of the trump-russia collusion probe says the fbi had no legitimate basis to open its multi-year effort. special counsel john durham testifying to the house judiciary committee today. his first time publicly talking about everything. he was consistentl

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jess, for now, thank you. you're watching _ with that race. jess, for now, thank you. many parts of the uk it's going to be a dry day with a good deal of sunshine around. the sunniest weather likely to be here in the north—east of england. over the past couple of days we have seen temperatures reaching 32 degrees, 90 fahrenheit. may not be quite as hot as that today, a little cooler in the south—east, and the highest temperature, around 30 degrees, likely to be in cumbria. but with that heat and humidity, we have the potential for torrential, thundery downpours. hail and lightning, some flooding expected as well, in places. there could be about inch of rain falling in the space of an hour. a few showers towards the east perhaps, but the main focus of the downpours pushing through the midlands, wales, maybe affecting parts of western northern ireland and up towards western scotland. those heavy showers that do develop will tend to decay overnight so it does tend to become dry in most areas. a few showers arriving towards the south—west for a while but skies will clear.

there balanced and unafraid, jesse watters prime time. i'm gonna miss this exchange band.>> we will still have the 5. >> okay. thanks brent. > if you believe in yourself you could do thing. one a promotion, work hard, dress to impress. when ask a girl out all it takes is a little le confidence. >> excuse me, i couldn't help but notice you were looking in my direction. >> oh yes, i was. you just order the same lunch as me. >> my name is george. i'm unemployed and lived with my parents. . >> and victoria, hi.>> the little curiosity journalists can uncover the news.. in the 1970s a journalist discovered the secret to success was follow the money. >> have to do this my way. you tell me what you know and i will onfirm. i'll keep you in the right direction if i can. that's all. just follow the money. >> sense and journalists lost their sense of curiosity. journalists just reported what they were told from it many times it was a cia doing the telling. prime time has been to something. curiosity is back in the briefing room. >> is a president inv

hi i'm greg gutfeld harold jesse watters and martha. the five -- democrats pouncing on the canadian smoke monster smothering east coast to lecture americans about climate change. the orange haze and that's not named donald still billowing across country and could last for days. the air right now is harder to breathe and when jesse sprays on his hair in the green room. >> what? >> president biden finally getting off his butt to do something about it. but didn't sound too energized. i spoke yesterday with prime minister trudeau, and i've decided to dictate national interagency fire center response toes canada's request for additional firefighters and thes fire suppression assets such as airtankers trying to put the fire to sleep. meanwhile climate change parrots are chirping away and high profile democrats using wildfires to push the issue progressive congresswoman says, quote, imagine being a republican climate change denier in congress. you show up to work at the capitol today see the sky is filled with smoke and you still don't get tha

jomari: jesse no te veo sacando la tarjeta para pagar. jesse: me los llevo.ubano. alan: edwin cos estrena look, mÍralo ahora. jomari: ese cabello suyo? a la gente le encantÓ. raÚl: se parece a francisca. jomari: que bueno que no te estÁ escuchando. raÚl: ella el doctor ya te puede ver. y verá mucho más de lo que piensas. verá cómo tus pasos se quiebran. pero también verá que tu espíritu es valiente. y cómo una pequeña cirugía, podría ayudar a recuperarte a pasos gigantes. colaborará con tu fisioterapeuta y te dará el “tú puedes” para animarte. en kaiser permanente nuestros especialistas trabajan juntos. porque solo cuando podemos ver todo lo que tú eres, podemos darte todo el cuidado que tú mereces. satcha: muere el ex primer ministro de italia, silvio berlusconi, luego de pasar de fin de semana hospitalizÓ milÁn donde se somete a exÁmenes mÉdicos relacionados con leucemia, el exmandatario de 86 aÑos serÁ conocido como el inmortal por su capacidad de su vivir a las adversidades, el tambiÉn antiguo magnate de los medios se valiÓ de sus cadenas de televisiÓn pa

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>> hi i'm greg gutfeld along with emily jesse watters and she was the bride figurine on her own wedding cake dana perino the 5. joe biden reelection run could be stumbling into more embarrassment this campaign season and there's no sand bags around that they can blame this time. team biden is worried that the president could lose the first two contest of the primary season to a challenger like rfk jr. thanks to democratic strategy of ignoring states that put primaries ahead of south carolina a win could give rfk jr. major momentum as they search for alternative candidate that isn't scared to go on campaign trail or that can actually function. >> mobilize the world leading admit rs to help poor krnghtses deal with impact of climate change they call it the g7. they build back biden build back better and we realize that got confusing now we don't call it that. we have plans to build a railroad from pacific to indian ocean and plans to build in -- in one of the largest solar plants in the world. i can go on but i'm not i'm going off script i'll get in trouble. [laughter] >> that is off the