>> hi jesse.moke and work at the medicine to better my life and it gets you out of your own way you can hear things you need to do better in your life like eat better and treat people better and do different things. >> jesse: describe the trip for people in colorful detail. >> a great void in a period of time or two or three minutes when you get profound insights and a religious experience to help guide you in your life. >> jesse: so this is church for you? >> 110 percent my religious belief and it is a church. >> jesse: any negative side effects -- side effects? >> absolutely yes, and if someone were on ssri medications or any other kind of medication, is not for everyone and very dangerous. >> jesse: talk about smoking toad with a cartel hit women. >> shared the medicine with her one of the most difficult processes i've seen someone go through and she had a tough time and have not spoken to our sense and not sure where she's out or how she's doing. >> jesse: i guess if you assassinate a lot of p

>> jesse: lovely woman.students protested the vietnam war, you knew exactly what they wanted, not to get drafted and to end the war. but what are these protesters wanting besides canapÉs and lotion? they want to fight on the side of hamas. >> we stand with the palestinian resistance and their heroic and brave action on october 7th! long live october 7th. we say today long live october 7th! hamas is not a terrorist organization, islamic jihad is not a terrorist organization. the popular front for the liberation of palestine is not a terrorist organization! hezbollah is not a terrorist organization! they are resistance fighters! these are our heroes. >> jesse: you hear that? after 9/11, if you through on a keep and screamed you stand with bin laden, you are under arrest. why is this any different? hamas is a terrorist organization that butchers civilians and holds americans hostage. if they are your heroes, that is treason. and if you are targeting jews in america like the klan targeted blacks, where's the jus

it from here >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> he lies about everything, including healthcare. >> jesse: brighton -- biden's presidency not up to par. >> it has been a rough few days for jack smith and funny willis. >> the days of magical legal thinking are over. the cavalry is not coming. >> jesse: the weft -- left waiting the white flag on the trump trials. >> it is a joke, it is a disgrace. >> imagine that! >> jesse: why are liberals so sad? plus... >> that's a spicy meatball! [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it's friday, that means trump can finally escape the icebox and do some campaigning. he is in new jersey tomorrow holding a rally at the beach. >> on saturday we have a tremendous rally, how many of you will be there? it's going to be great. there will be a big crowd and we will be saying a lot. >> jesse: johnny will ask questions and you will see that monday. somehow the guy who was locked up in court four days a week is talking to more voters than biden. trump warmed up for his rally outside of court today. >> he lies abou

>> evening jesse.ce found dead in south carolina after he missed a deposition with the lawsuit against the company are blaming the aerospace giant for his death after the public release of the suicide note gave a peak into his state of mind before he took his own life. the note explicitly was hand written in all capital letters, saying f boeing, and i can't do this any longer. and bury me face down, so boeing and their leaders can kisses my blank. you get the pictures. investigators determined their client was suffering from ptsd, anxiety and panic attacks before his death. after cops showed the clients suicide notes, they wrote, his mental condition was as a result of the hostile work environment he was subjected to. and in response to the boeing senior management saying they wanted procedures to be let go. disregarding and ignoring problems that he believed was a potential risk to the flying public. his attorney's words. boeing has not responded to a request for comment tonight. i expect this is not

>> jesse: okay.ion of dei. fire a qualified white man and hire someone that can't fill his shoes. men and women are built differently. you went proof, go to portland. a trans-high school track star is crushing his competition. he is at the top of the charts in the female division. and he is getting booed. [ booing ]. >> jesse: parents have had it. one mom says her daughter has been warned, stay quiet and lose to a man or get banned for life. >> my daughter has to compete. [ bleep ]. >> she just won first at state. and a lot of people are afraid to speak out, because there is consequences. if you talk about gender or talk negative, it can disqualify the children from the event. >> jesse: gillian michaels joins primetime. so they are going to get rid of the guy and put a female soccer player in who has never kicked a single field goal in college, on the -- i guess the last team that won the super bowl. >> yeah, yeah, well here is the good news, jesse. there was a study in sports medicine that assessed

jesse watters takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> absolute melee. [ crowd noise ] >> jesse: the violent revolution continues. journalists catch a beat down. >>> the cross exam, her responses were disastrous. >> some of what she said might generate sympathy for trump. >> only halfway through cross-examination. it could get worse. >> jesse: the media raves -- reins on storm a parade. >>> i thought the masters was finished. pretty sure the super bowl, i watch that already too. and a girl not just go for dinner without a game? >> jesse: women and sports. there it is. >> like what are you talking about? does it ever end? >> jesse: plus... >> one, two. [ screaming ] [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: the hamas rioters are out for blood. they started off highjacking buildings, yelling slurs and threatening violence. now they are attacking reporters, slugging cops and stockpiling weapons. over 2500 protesters have been arrested since the college takeovers kicked off, twice as many people arrested as generate sixth for those of you keeping sco

jesse watters takes it all from here, see you tomorrow night. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> donald trump lost two debates to me in 2020 and now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. make my day, bow, i hear you're a fan of losing. >> jesse: trump, biden, the debate is on. >> any time, anywhere, any place. >> have you ever seen this much cocaine in your life? that's worth 10, 15,000? >> i blew it. >> jesse: cocaine found in the capitol. >> it's a deep burn! i can barely lift my right arm because i did so many. >> jesse: welcome to wellness wednesdays. plus... >> holy [ bleep ] is that real? [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: ladies and gentlemen, we have a debate. suddenly, out of the blue, joe biden says he is ready to take on trump. >> trump lost two debates to me in 2020, since then he is not shown up. now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. make my day pal. i will even do it twice. let's push the dates, donald, i hear you are free on wednesdays. >> jesse: i hear you are free on wednesdays, wow. the day the democrats are not tying him down in court. that is

ll sum >> great.me jesse.llye dogs early and looking at the plants and all the dogs are running around and just picking the plants, making sure they have enough waterh water. and just enjoying nature before it gets too hot. >> but yeah, baseball games when my son, me and lincoln go to a lot of baseball game ji we heckle violently, harold, to the point that we disrupt the quality of play. y of >> and it's always memorable. although my son ha play.s no ida how much his life could change based on the amount of money cos. baseba these game it's actually a dicey proposition. but yeah, baseball at lincoln and i lovell you had a greaties point making lots of great memories that will lasert forever. >> that which makes summer so much fun. well, that's it for us ois ill see n this memorial day. we will see you back here tomorrow. have a great night, everyoneery >> and we can't be makings traffic jams in one maxwell house right now. a copy could we say intens

jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight. >> there is real pain when grocery prices are up 30 percent. >> the fact is that if you take a look at what people have, they have the money to spend. >> jesse: the biden cnn disaster and the media meltdown. >> i'm happy to go to therapy with you any time. >> i have to get back on the campaign trail. i'm not supposed to be here. we are so innocent. >> reporter: >> jesse: the trump trial, stormy daniels, and a new threat >> how would you close the border? >> it's a very serious topic. >> jesse: primetime goes to a furry convention. >> jesse: now we know why biden only does interviews with weatherman. last night he talked with cnn and it was a train wreck. he lied, insulted his voters and scared away famous backers. >> you are not sending weapons to israel during a [ bleep ] or while american hostages, american hostages and hostages from 22 countries are [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. urine -- you are not sending weapons now you've done [ bleep ]. i never thought i would say this but i c

jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse water prime time. tonight. >> we must eradicate it from our politics. >> jesse: michael cohen takes the stand. >> and i'm innocent. everything they touch turns to what? [ bleep ]. >> jesse: massive trump rally in new jersey makes the media crazy. >> you are losing people to your cause. >> jesse: arab spring break at a boiling point. john lovett is here plus. >> show us your best come a harris impression. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: day 16 of the trump trial where no one will tell us the crime. star witness michael cohen finally took the stand in the prosecution try to paint him as a respectable family man who became a lawyer to police his granny but the packed courtroom rolled his eyes because everyone knows the real cohen, the same o get ahead. cohen disbarred from practicing law and went to jail for perjury tax invasion lied to congress and banks and to his wife. cohen secretly recorded conversations with trump. when you talk to your lawyer and he secretly tapes or conversations and violates your attorney-clien

remember, it is american now and forever and jesse takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters "primetime". tonight... >> what's happening here is weaponization of it no one has seen before ever. mother teresa could not beat these charges. >> jesse: the trump verdict. could be any second. >> i take full responsibility for my actions. i was disgusting then when i did it and i'm disgusted now, i'm so sorry. >> jesse: the pd grand jury is here. >> on memorial day i proudly stood with a black man. >> jesse: biden fights the black exodus with elmo. >> can you fathom that? >> jesse: plus... >> i'm a man, i'm a man! [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: the trial for a crime democrats can't name is now in the hands of a liberal manhattan jury. how does trump think this whole thing is going? >> mother teresa could not beat these charges. these charges are rigged, the whole thing is rigged. you have a trial like this where the judge is so conflicted he can't breathe, he's going to do his job. it's a disgrace. mother teresa could not beat these charges. >> jesse: this jury has already deliberated longer t

"jesse watters primetime" is next. >> welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> do i think that donald trump is insane? has the guy gone [ bleep ] crazy? i believe that donald trump has actually lost his [ bleep ] >> jesse: michael cohen cross-examined and destroyed. >> michael conlan was cornered in what appeared to be a lie. >> biden and trumbull mean june's way seventh on cnn and one of biden's debate conditions was not having an audience. so that explains why it is on cnn. >> will trump demand a drug test? before the debate? >> he is on some kind of a hand spent in my opinion. >> these police officers that are here today, that is thousands of student scholarships! what job do i have if the students don't have a future? >> jesse: happy thursday. plus... >> you are okay to pay the bill for men? >> absolutely. want to go to lunch? [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it is day 18 and the trial for a crime the democrats have still not named. michael cohen suffering under a blistering cross-examination today. and owe boy, did he fall apart. the prosecution's entire case

jesse watters takes it from here >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time. tonight. >> donald trump wants to destroy not only the city but the country and destroy the world. >> reporter: closing arguments in the trial of the century. >> why these young people aren't coming home to a democrat because democrat messaging is full of belief and talk about cost-of-living. >> the biting campaign is blowing it. >> effects of climate change are upon us on terms of our transportation and indication turbulences up by 15 percent. >> jesse: they are blaming turbulence on global warming. >> jesse: plus. >> who did america fight in the war? >> africa. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: fox news alert. closing arguments just wrapping up and president trumps trial and if we comes out to talk to the cameras, will bring those comments to you. an old clichÉ incremental technology that the criminal always returned to the scene of the tracked -- scene of the crime and after telling us repeatedly they had nothing to do with prosecuting arrival, biting campaign return to an active crime seen the sub

watters takes over from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> i think your fake eyelashes are messing up. >> girl, baby girl! don't even play! >> if i come at you [ bleep ], you'll have to -- >> jesse: congress worse than jerry springer. >> the video captured on multiple cameras, shows assaulting his then girlfriend, cassie ventura in a hallway at a los angeles hotel. >> jesse: eating up women. >> it was a chaotic situation and a big misunderstanding. i did spend some time stretching in a jail cell, that was a first for me. >> jesse: from green jacket to orange jumpsuit. golf's biggest star under arrest. >> he is going to jail and there's nothing you can do about it. >> jesse: plus... >> damn! [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: as long as america has been a country, politicians have been fighting. in 1798, the house of representatives held a hearing to impeach the tennessee senator william blunt. the crime? treason. when the proceedings started to get testy, a federalist called his fellow congressmen, matthew lyon, a scoundrel. today's equivalent of

and facebook, jesse is next, stay tuned. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: welcome to 'jesse watters primetime', tonight>> oh my goodness... >> jesse: campus day of rage, shocks the nation. biden has a problem. >> the ddi is not all roses, it has become and religion. >> jesse: happy d.e.i. thursday lemon. >> is thank you. >> out everybody lives behind guard dates in hollywood, we do not feel safe anymore and that's a big reason to be moved. >> jesse: los angeles no longer safe for models and actresses. candace cameron joins primetime. plus... >> what do you think about him? his last name is kennedy. >> is and he like dead? [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: fox news alerts, and night of anarchy on the west coast after anti- forgot their their hands on more weapons than vlodymyr zelensky. the brigade storm ucla campus last night strapped with helmets, gas masks and riot gear. not your typical mostly peaceful protesters, weapons of choice included fire extinguishers, bottles, two by fours and umbrellas. clashes with the police went on until the crack of dawn? >> get back! [ boom ] [ chanting ] >> get back! >> jesse: over 2

he will take it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> the student intifada has engulfed the entire country. [ chanting ] >> jesse: the anti-american revolution boiling over. >> i think to prove a point, put him in the clink. >> which prison would be best. >> what about guantÁnamo bay? >> jesse: the media fantasizes over trump's demise. stormy takes the stand. >> the good news is, they have nothing. >> i started creating synthetic identities and i would buy houses in their name. eventually i went on the run. being on the run was probably one of the best times of my life. >> jesse: how one of america's most prolific conmen got it together. plus... >> it off me! [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: playing a game of jihad whack-a-mole. every time they tear down a terror ten, another pops up. university of chicago got riot squads busted and in the dead of night tearing down hamas hudson roping apart -- ripping apart barricades while the anti-the elves were fast asleep. university of san diego sick, 64 arrests, many not even students. cops found

it's america now and forever, jesse and the gang taken next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> look like another rough day on the stand. are you obsessed with donald trump? why do you want to see him get convicted? >> jesse: michael cohen under cross-examination. >> i think we are exposing this for what it is. >>> those are white house m&ms. >> can you tell us about your dance troupe? what's midnight magic? >> jesse: the democratic try to rebrand kamala harris again. >> i really enjoyed it. >> we are gun runners. >> jesse: a rogue war dog gets it together. plus... >>> i have nipples, could you milk me? [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: day 17 in the case of the crime that democrats still haven't named. donald trump escaping his cold manhattan cage moments ago in high spirits. >> today we had i think a very good day. you have to report it as i can't talk about it too much but i think it was a very good day. >> jesse: the former president rolling into court this morning with a posse of dark suits and red ties. >> ladies and gentlemen of america, this, this trial is a joke. this

i will keep you posted. >> jesse: thank you so much. >> reporter: oh jesse -- >> jesse: trump trial inus what the crime is in the judge is threatening to throw the republican nominee in jail for exercising his freedom of speech. we are going to go back now to alexis. alexis, what's happening now? >> reporter: i'm going to show you here, these officers just pulled up. this is a look here. they have their riot gear and they are walking in. we are talking dozens of police. this shows you the nypd is not messing around at this point. they are second tired of these students taking over the university and if the university is going to allow it, it doesn't mean the police department has to because things have been getting a little bit out of hand and a little bit out of control. time to step in, even though their faces are covered here and they don't want to talk to the media, but the cops will go in and do what they do best, tried to get everything under control. we talked to the chief of patrol several times who said that they are not going to do this in new york city. they will send in the

. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters "primetime". tonight... >> fani willis keeps dancing but the music is about to stop. >> probably smoke more parmesan cheese than anyone that you know i'm sure. >> hunter biden, irs whistleblowers and the cia. plus... >> i'm not playing with you. it's a love rampage. [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: here here. nor mews are revolting and they want to make america normal again. former cia analyst, one of the good guys, says we are living through a great global battle for power. a clash of classes between the normies, ordinary people who want to work, it married, have children and get on with their lives, and the elites who wish to change everything. sex, the climate, our history, your automobile, your diet, even though straws with which you slurp your smoothie. for them, there is no good and evil, no right and wrong, only oppressors and oppressed. every transaction demands their intervention to protect designated oppressed groups. the elites need total control over the information's fear because their policies on

[laughter] jesse? already did jesse.d still go to college. >> jesse: i think we knew that. [laughter] >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: what about my family? um... like venetians. they use to fly around on drugs. carpets. [laughter] >> greg: my family history, i can't talk about it. one "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ( ♪ ) i thought water would help with these dry spots. that's lawn disease. but scotts healthy plus will cure it! lawn disease? been going around. so like other people have it and it's not... pick up a bag of the new scotts turf builder healthy plus lawn food today. feed your lawn. feed it. >> no application fee if you apply by may 31 at university of maryland global campus, offering online and hybrid courses and lifetime career services. learn about our more than 125 degrees and certificates at umgc.edu. it's time to feed the dogs real food in the right amount. a healthy weight can help dogs live a longer and happier life. the farmer's dog makes weight management easy with fresh food pre-portioned for you

good luck out there. >> thanks jesse. >> jesse: tulsa gabbard joins us now. you heard him say the white house, the campaigns fundraising off of democrats convicting their arrival. or. >> so much for the rule of law jesse. i think this is adding insult to injury to the seriousness of what the biden harris administration elite are doing to destroy our country and our democracy, to undermine the rule of law. my hope is that the people who are watching this our understanding that this is a very serious wake-up call. the consequences of this extend far beyond this case, this verdict. even donald trump. president biden is guilty of turning our country into a banana republic. what does that mean for you and me and every american, that means we have to now think twice before challenging or opposing or criticizing the political party that is in power without being concerned about how they may now use the levers of the department of justice and law enforcement to then come after us. that's the serious issue that's at stake here and the only way that we save our democra

jesse watters and they gang our next. president trump is just about to wrap but stay with us on fox for all the coverage of this and a lot more. see you tomorrow night. [ ♪♪ ] >> fox news alert president trump speaking live to a massive crowd in the south bronx. let's listen in. >> we will make america safe again. we will make america great again! thank you bronx, thank you new york we love you. god bless everybody. god bless you. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: that was about an hour and a half of donald trump speaking live in the south bronx. the republican hasn't carried the state of new york in over 40 years. into night fresh off of his visit to the south bronx. donald trump is looking to change that. >> [ chanting ] trump! >> thank you everybody. what a crowd! this is something. you know we wanted to keep it small because who no. this is like a love festival. it's a lovefest. we love you. thank you. >> jesse: here's the native new yorker feeling right at home >> i was sort of like a hot guy. i was hot as a pistol. i thought i was h

jesse's next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime" tonight. >> and windsor-essex go chance. >> jesse: trump kicks the campaign into overdrive while biden stuck in neutral. [ chanting ] columbia cancels graduation. a primetime investigation into who funnels the money. >> they put more immigrants in cages than us border policies. >> all night he's been using this tool that aaron hernandez kicked up from under himself. >> jesse: tom brady rose, counsel culture over. >> you'll always be remembered as eli manning's [ bleep ] >> jesse: plus, it's my first derby any advice? [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: six months of the finish line and one guy is hitting the gas. trump hit up the formula one miami grand prix sunday and fans thought he was elvis. >> we are voting for you. >> i am never washing the sand. >> jesse: marching down the racetrack former president chatted up the pit crews and met with the ceo of mclaren and f1 and got a lot of love from the crowd. [ chanting ] >> jesse: the first car across the finish line even the announcers were talking about them. >> mclaren welcome the former pres

jesse jr.'r guy. it really improves your skin. >> dana: do you want to apologize to anyone? >> jesse: i would like to make an apology, last segment i said something that i didn't mean. >> judge jeanine: you meant it. >> jesse: there was a lack of understanding. women with bunions, it is not because they have let themselves go or poor hygiene, perhaps. it's a genetic thing. so for all of you bunion-having women, i'm sorry you were born that way! >> judge jeanine: they are not born that way, it happens when they get older. they can't help it. >> jesse: either way, they can't help it. >> judge jeanine: but you meant it when you said it. admit that. >> jesse: i think it was just a gross thing that developed -- >> dana: men don't -- >> jesse: it's like athlete's foot for women. >> judge jeanine: stop! >> jesse: i don't even know what a bunion is! is it a corn? >> dana: no -- >> marie: you are just digging a bigger hole. >> judge jeanine: just say you are sorry. >> jesse: i'm sorry. >> judge jeanine:

so shut up, jesse. >> jesse: i did not even say anything.udge jeanine: all right, ahead, what could possibly go wrong? san francisco is giving homeless drunks free booze. ♪ ♪ hey. you seein' this? wait... where's the dish? there ain't one. you're tellin' me you can get directv — the good stuff — and you don't need a satellite dish? oh, i used to love doin' my business on those things! you're one sick pigeon. them dishes kept the rain off our beaks! we just have different priorities is all. satellite-free directv... never thought i'd see the day. well, our lifespans are quite short... stream directv without a satellite dish. i'm going to do this thing with my neck, just for a bit. ♪ ♪ >> greg: fun fact, san francisco is not just an open sewer but an open bar. the liberal mecca has been doling out free beer and vodka shots to homeless alcoholics for the past four years. in a $5 million taxpayer-funded effort called the managed alcohol program. nurses acting like bartenders as they pour controlled doses of booze for the bombs will line up at a

jesse? >> jesse: wake up early. >> greg: nice! judge?t's four! [laughter] maybe it should be learned to count. [laughter] what's your name again, harold? >> harold: love, forgive, love. >> shannon: oh! >> harold: you have to. otherwise you are miserable. >> greg: were you just coming onto me? >> jesse: i think he was. >> greg: shannon? >> shannon: no doesn't count. i don't mean in that way. >> judge jeanine: what are you talking -- >> jesse: oh! no means yes! >> judge jeanine: don't send that out. >> shannon: no! >> jesse: finally some woman admits. >> greg: my three words: don't do coke. >> shannon: okay. >> greg: do we have time? >> judge jeanine: yeah, hit it. >> greg: oh, we have "one more thing." "one more thing." ♪ ♪ okay everyone, our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy. yay - woo hoo! ensure, with 27 vitamins and minerals, nutrients for immune health. and ensure complete with 30 grams of protein. (♪) ♪ ♪ >> jesse: it's time now for "one more thing." feeding frenzy. >> greg: oh boy. >> jesse:

jesse?came up with that. >> jesse: esteemed faculty, parents, grandparents -- >> greg: free palestine! [laughter] >> jesse: in a rare moment of -- >> greg: jesse watters the sox! >> jesse: i will be sharing with you wisdom from stoics, the founding fathers. with be honest, you are not going to believe anything that fox news says. so graduates, sleep no less than seven hours and no more than eight. rise and shine at the same time as you rest your head every day. when you do rise, drink water with lemon, outside in the sun, and then i recommend a nice brisk morning run. spend time in nature. lift heavy things. [laughter] and expose yourself to extreme heat and cold. it is good for the soul. eat eggs, fish, meat, fruits and vegetables, and not speak or remember, stress kills, so breathe, read, right, and reflect. save 10% of each paycheck. put it in investment accounts and savings accounts. and have great sex so loud that your neighbors call the cops. [laughter] so fall in love, get married, ha

i picked up jesse jr.m school today and he is hitting the back seat and the little chair and says dad, if a ruling party in latin america... [laughter] have been losing the poles to a populist and had tried to put this guy in jail on trumped up charges, antony blinken would've rushed to the microphone and demanded election monitors and threatened to cut off aid." i said very astute observation, what are you getting at? he said i don't know. seems like such a grave injustice what's going on in lower manhattan. i am awaiting the u.n. general assembly voted to condemn what's happening here. i said wow. then he just spits out all of this pepperidge farm fish. couldn't believe it. but if this kid who is three can understand the concept of justice, the whole country can. right now you have a case. the democrat party is trying to charge the republican nominee and a democrat stronghold in an election in which they're losing on a crime that no one can name, that no one's ever charged because it isn't a crime. and u

jesse. >> jesse: we're going to promote the show "jesse watters primetime."a: all right. and greg? >> greg: tonight i already plugged it and going to plug it again. we have dana perino, michael loftus, kat timpf, tyrus and the ghost of christy nome. tonight at 10:00. >> dana: and the judge? >> judge jeanine: hide your dogs. [laughter] >> dana: it's your turn. >> judge jeanine: i know it's my turn i can't find it. you go. >> dana: i will go. a -- i can't even think straight. but, as you know, a lot of people getting ready to graduate. if you are looking for the perfect gift, 2024. check out the little poem book shop.com personal offer personalize the book for your graduate everything will be okay now through may 17th. judge, are you ready? >> judge jeanine: yes, these french bakers were on a roll breaking the world record for the largest baguette and whopping 461 feet. the previous record was 30 feet shorter but butter safe than sorry. >> dana: get you next time. that's it for us. >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight,

jesse, they lie end? >> jesse: it was a dastardly move by openai. voice of this quest my she talks to her team about it, they think it over and say, you know what, i just don't think that's right for me, i'm not comfortable with it, we are going to pass. two days before they launch this thing, they call her back, they said, we'd like to ask you again, would you like to be the voice of our openai? she's a very busy woman, didn't get back to them in 48 hours. they launch it and it is the exact same voice as scarlett johansson. so the team contact them and says what the hell, you still her voice. they go it's another woman's voice. we won't tell you. that is shady. >> richard: so you think they -- >> jesse: i think they stole it and all the robots are going to kill us. [laughter] that is next. >> richard: the robots are going to kill us, dana. >> dana: i think, so then, openai backpedaled really quickly and they're like, we're sorry, we will stop and figure this out. just remember, government, law, regulations, they all follow technology. technology is

jesse?h i was a megadonor. isn't that the best name? megadonor! >> greg: you are a mega. >> harold: this is friday. >> jesse: are you holding on to me? so biden has managed to do something no one has ever done, both the jews and the muslims hate him. and that is hard because he has been trying to split the baby from the job. remember first it was like, everyone is anti-semitic. it's actually islamophobia. and then everybody started going nuts at columbia, oh, there is fine people on both sides -- at least on one side. and then as the final battle is about to be waged, he is like, here is your weapons -- sight, and pulls it back. now we have to remember why, because there is no biden base. he is afraid of the far left because he cut a deal with the bernie bros and the squad in 2020. he says you back me over trump, i will give you whatever you want. i will spend trillions of dollars. i will do equity. and that's held until now. and now the base is mad and he has either ignored it or he has cav

we were there. >> jesse: we were there.there the whole time. >> greg: we were there before we were there. >> jesse: we transcended it. let's say he has the three other cases, he doesn't have this new york case and he is allowed to travel. he'd be up on biden even more because when you are the challenger you don't have the bully pulpit, you don't have the press outside your door, you can't hold bilateral's with the kenyan prime minister like joe biden is today. you've got to hustle for votes leak have to fly to all the battlegrounds. there are seven battlegrounds. he probably come in what, six weeks, how long has the trial been, five weeks, hit every battleground at least once, maybe twice. so you are going in, you are galvanizing your own supporters, you are doing local media, you are raising money, you are getting emails, contact lists, so that's now gone and he doesn't get to do that. it just shows you how restrictive this court case is. now comey. i would like revenge. you know how trump says we are not going to do reven

jesse?h i was a megadonor. isn't that the best name? megadonor! >> greg: you are a mega. >> harold: this is friday. >> jesse: are you holding on to me? so biden has managed to do something no one has ever done, both the jews and the muslims hate him. and that is hard because he has been trying to split the baby from the job. remember first it was like, everyone is anti-semitic. it's actually islamophobia. and then everybody started going nuts at columbia, oh, there is fine people on both sides -- at least on one side. and then as the final battle is about to be waged, he is like, here is your weapons -- sight, and pulls it back. now we have to remember why, because there is no biden base. he is afraid of the far left because he cut a deal with the bernie bros and the squad in 2020. he says you back me over trump, i will give you whatever you want. i will spend trillions of dollars. i will do equity. and that's held until now. and now the base is mad and he has either ignored it or he has cav

jesse, this feels like fun! don't you love mayor johnson? >> jesse: i love mayor johnson.t him all last year. completely changed my mind. power to the people, they have a right to protest, should not be pushed to the side, the people have a right to be heard and that is the kind of leadership i think chicago needs. >> greg: wow. >> jesse: that was a fake opinion but the democrats are worried about mr. johnson because he is going to be a big problem. you need the convention for two reasons, greg: sex and money. everyone goes to these conventions, once every four years, a bunch of democrats, they get all, it's just like all beautiful, lascivious, and they exchange ideas and spit. and you cannot take that away from people. they call it the democrat party. it is a party. someone is going to have to get excited about joe biden. this is the time. don't take that away from them and don't take out all of the beautiful, expensive contract that chicago gets from this convention. >> greg: that's right. judge, you've got to have the convention of the protesters win. >> judge jeanine:

. >> jesse waters? >> jesse: i agree with you. he was furious after court.was furious before he even got in to court. he said something that i thought was very significant. all they think about, biden's fanatical left. remember the first term. madonna, let's blow up the white house. johnny depp poison him. kathy griffin behead him. it was a hostile time in american history. we forget about that. you can feel it boiling back up again. jen psaki mentioned trump dying. the propaganda that we have to save democracy. joe biden the other day said that donald trump, if he gets back in office will seek vengeance on all of democrats. that is just enough for an unhinged man to come up and try to be the hero and try to save the country. so that word i thought was a powerful calculated word that he used today. hillary is playing in to it. hillary is in the morning on msnbc. remember, she's the one that pushed the russia hoax and now she's pushing the dictator hoax. if anybody needs therapy, it's hillary. she's never gotten over losing in 2016. i suggest she sit down on

we love jesse and johnny. mayo together at the book signing. if you have a great shirt that's about me, i will put you on television. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," we have tom brady's roast kristi noem and johnny belisario who went to the derby, 8:00. >> judge jeanine: keep your dogs at home. dana? >> dana: okay. first off a specialout shout to a good friend of the family. it is mindy bartel. she is from colorado. she has accomplished a lot in her life. this is a pretty big deal there is a goal of climbing the mantua inclimb. it's about a mile up. just on the eastern slope of the rocky mountains. she was able to do the crime one hour friends from junior high. amazing. good job, mindy. on my podcast tonight matt whitlock. >> judge jeanine: harold? >> harold: first black graduate georgia tech 1965. that's him giving his granddaughter deanne that her diploma in engineering from georgia tech over the weekend. congratulations to that family and congratulations to him on all of his courage. did you go, girl. >

jesse watters. now it is jim "trump" laundry. >> jesse: johnny was there. the night. he says it wasn't 100,000. it's closer to 30,000. that is still a packed venue. that is still i would say 29,500 more than joe has ever had. he did promise that if he was reelected to terminate the windmills on the jersey shore and save the whales. i like the new nickname. "moron" joe. if you have one side calling you a dictator and he says you are a "moron," that stinks. he's breaking the bag. he doesn't know where he is when he leaves the stage. "moron" joe is going to land, and i can feel it. if you look at these polls, out of reach at these numbers of state. nevada, the whole digits in arizona. and georgia because of laken riley and fani willis. that is gone. that makes it in the battle. the only needs one. it looks like they are going to come back home. he lost some of that fight about that he had with hillary. you know how persnickety they could be. they went to joe biden. the whites are coming home. i'm going to, diversity is really increasing because of the young an

jesse?are playing in the dark. whole game in the dark. cosmic baseball. glow in the dark unis, everything is black lit and the whole stadium is on gummies. [laughter] >> jesse: tonight, "jesse watters primetime," the heroic university, north carolina chapel hill fraternity brother put the flag back up on "primetime." >> judge jeanine: fantastic. okay. after going viral on tiktok for greeting people at target, the store had a special surprise for the friendliest customer. little aside became an hand area team member at local target greeting customers in his very own mini uniform. he also joined the team for morning huddle and made sure that the toy department inventory was good to go. >> dana: cute. >> greg: big fan of child labor. tonight brian kilmeade, adam carolla, kat timpf, tyrus. that's a banger. >> judge jeanine: that's a lot of guests. >> greg: let's do this greg's nosey neighbor news. i don't like it when my neighbors are looking in my yard seeing what i'm up to, making a shallow gr

>> jesse: do you think this is political? he is trying to get young people to vote for him, okay? abortion isn't enough. climate change isn't enough. student loan giveaway isn't enough. i think 6.1 billion additional student loan giveaway. so now he is doing this. here is the bottom line. i think it is about businesses. i think it is about the tax break, although kevin, i'm sure you could talk more about this. it is about their access to traditional banking. they don't have access to financial services. and in the end, i think it's really a business move. but what i'm concerned about our young people smoking grass, all right, i'm a prosecutor, i get it, i was a judge, i was a narcotics judge. my concern is that when you don't have your prefrontal cortex completely developed, and that's 24, 25, four boys and girls, or young men and women, it's a problem with impulse control. >> jesse: kevin? >> kevin: the process to do that takes forever. and so this will never happen before the election. in one of the reasons they have never

>> dana: jesse, this is my favorite story.t all sorts of things that i want to talk about, but i will ask you questions instead. can you imagine president biden going to missouri or alabama or arkansas, and showing that kind of confidence in this election year, to say i am here to try to talk to you voters? >> jesse: actually i don't think it is a good idea for him to go there. could get a little hairy. you know, if he has the courage to go for it, i don't think it is going to turn any new voters but this will be at first, aoc, there is no evidence he is bossing anybody in. johnny has been there since 2:00. that's b.s. and he is not using it to raise money. if you were to raise money, would you go to the bronx and get people's email addresses and then hit them up for like a $10 donation? that's not happening. and the other guy that says this was a catastrophe, trump presidency, for the bronx? why? because there were lower prices, lower rent from a lower crime, lower migrants? i don't even know what the guy is talking about. it

>> greg: yes they did, jesse. >> judge jeanine: they didn't have indians then?ovie. >> jesse: i love that guy. >> greg: the guy in the commercial with the deer, not indian. >> dana: not indian. >> harold: "one more thing" -- "one more thing" - -- "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost. uncertain times the recent landing of nazi submarines sounds like it brought out the best in us. we wanted to keep them, couldn't fight and go on with our lives. the secret history of world war two and the final journey of the greatest generation. new season streaming now on fox nation. fox nation would like to thank active military and veterans this memorial day. >> sign up and get your first year free when you buy or sell your car exactly how you want with car gurus, you might begin to wonder what if you could do things your way all the time three, three, three, three j. >> dream,

>> jesse: well for! no.aid about a bar and donald's, like diversity as they say, diversity abscess when he did diversity. that is what we're calling an an african-american on the ticket now. >> harold: be careful. [ laughter ] super is that all you will say? >> jesse: also what he said it was pretty hilly areas, i love you had cut. everybody has seen michael lee's haircut. or dog for gum and very rich. before dana, syria's kind of event, there was so many there. >> dana: that i mean they have to figure out a way to have campaign events and hold people together, so going through some growing pains, figuring out how they will get it. and that he was there? >> i think he was actually. >> greg: or he's behind trump. >> dana: i think about political cedars will study this apposite for years to come? it is a lot of material there is. >> greg: what he think judge? >> judge jeanine: of a spend all my time on christine, no dog, no go is safe with a woman. they are bringing her to the kentucky derby, horse needed to b

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] >> jesse: greg?minute after she was on stuart varney's show and a bumped me out because i actually read her book. i rarely do that. actually spent the weekend reading her book and she bails on main i'll have to say is you know what life is at [ bleep ]. does not mean you can shoot it. we will go ahead with the actual book segment, we will have a special episode in of a special guest, kristi noem on the show! >> jesse: a wonder who that is, we will have to watch at this ghost before you know what sucks about it and then i will shut up? if she did my show it would have helped her because we are a fun show, i could've cracked some jokes but she cat, she ran and she blamed it on the weather. and minute after the barney show! and she blamed it on the wea weather. >> jesse: was not 80 and sunny today? >> judge jeanine: i didn't say anything yet! >> jesse: you say something. >> judge jeanine: it kristi noem comes around, what you need to do is it just yelled, hydro dog! had your dog! had all the animals! it

. >> greg: jesse, he stole in lieu of a bonus. who hasn't? >> jesse: i stole your bonus last year.was smaller than i thought. >> greg: i never hear that. >> jesse: never. a disbarred lawyer and the guy that rolled his eyes is disrespecting the court. >> greg: here we go. >> thank you very much. you saw what we saw. that was an incredible -- i've never seen anything like it in my life. a tyrant. and everyone is talking about it. this is what we have. we have an appointed judge. this is our fourth week. soon will be our fifth week. not campaigning. you saw what took place in that hopefully, the motion to dismiss this trial will go through. this trial is a disaster for our country. it's a disaster for new york state and new yo new york city. where exactly is the crime? to quote a memorable line, "i don't know. it's a mystery." there was no crime. it is unconstitutional in texas to enforce federal immigration law. how is it constitutional for new york to enforce federal election law? it's never happened before. nobody has ever seen anything like this before. this is a witch. this is to

i'm in the mountains here,p jesse. and you know, your show is very popular up here, but they toldis me that i dress better than you. i just left denver to come hereo ,and they wanted to make that clear to you. i'm going to go back to my bottle of wineear. t and i'm goi to toast trump being incredibly in the lead and me looking hatter a in this jacket than you do in your jacket. i don't know. fabulous weekend. i hope everybodyulous we : heard of wine that he's going back to his bottle of wine. >> that right. >> right. that had already been wine glass in. okay. >> oone glass and feeling good. >> appreciate it. than k you. >> fox news alert. a terror loving teen who spray painted gaza on a central parkos world war one memorial has been arrested. >> the 16 year old who'sregular a regular at hamas rallies will have to sit wil the next fw hours while he's handcuffed to a police badge. he ihe's facing multiple charge. >> porn star, ghostbusters, italian vacations and the transgender usain bolt ahead on prime time. >> let's lo

that's where i think this thing is still broken. >> greg: jesse, you are 1% african american. >> jesse> greg: that still makes you most african american of the stable. >> jesse: we all know you look... [laughter] >> greg: speaking to that .1%? >> jesse: it stirred something in me. .1% black for biden/harris, let's go! in the primary you generally want to make sure that your base is locked-in and in the general you pivot and try to speak to all americans. it's the summer before the election and biden is doing face maintenance. he's doing base rebuilding. trump's base is good especially with the nikki haley endorsement. i would like to see more of an endorsement and we will get there. trump is not even just playing for the middle: trump is reaching into biden's base and going after black, hispanics, young people. not just link was tickly: he's doing events in the bronx. i would be scared if i were biden. let's think about the history of biden's relationship with african american spirit president clinton from arkansas, different upbringing, the way he spoke and carried himself appealed to