remember it is american now and forever, jesse watters takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> elon musk, individuals of the treasury and president of these united states is not above the law. >> jesse: democrats defining doge. >> they are so bad at it. i used to think they were good at it, they're actually bad at it. >> in washington, there is a new sheriff in town. >> jesse: america is a lien, mean, fighting machine. >> those people are harder to kill. >> four hours at joe scarborough should not be allowed in this country. and then rachel maddow, it is schizophrenic at times. >> jesse: the media eating itself alive. >> democracy is dismantling before our very eyes! >> jesse: plus... >> i hold back every word! i love you! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: thousands of bureaucrats woke up today to a big, you are fired. thousand workers fired. 2000 workers at the department of energy fired. 3000 workers at the u.s. forest service, fired. and one-tenth of the cdc was fired as well. it is all happening over zoom. they log on, get fired and are made to evacuate the bu

>> i'm doing very well jesse, think for having me. >> jesse: of course.a knew about the retirement cave, spent millions to try to computerize america's workforce retirement paperwork and it failed. does president trump promise we are going to shut this cave down? >> yes, he does. and that is why elon musk and president trump brought it to the american people's attention in the oval office yesterday. and as they did that, jesse, i was watching the faces of the mainstream media reporters who were in the oval office and there was sheer silence because it appeared many of them were supposed to be writing the truth about our federal bureaucracy had no idea that the federal retirement system is being processed deep under the ground and is not computerized. and the president and elon are shining a light on the truth about our federal government. but the mainstream media simultaneously is saying there is an alleged lack of transparency and access, it is preposterous. together, president trump and elon, the entire team and this entire administration are shining a

jesse watters is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight... >> i can confirm that the more than 8 million taxpayer dollars that have gone to essentially subsidizing subscriptions to politico on the taxpayer's dime will no longer be happening. >> jesse: biden was paying the media millions of dollars? >> oh, we are so [bleep]. >> this executive order, the war on women's sports is over. [cheering and applause] >> it's only wednesday. what did we miss? >> what a nice picture this is, huh? governor. >> very much prompted by or result of many things including our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. >> jesse: the unedited 60 minute interview of kamala harris. wow. >> whoever's in the dining room? okay. >> jesse: plus... >> do i have something in my teeth? [♪♪] >> it's only been three weeks and democrats want to impeach. today, democrat al green, not the soul singer announced he's introducing articles of impeachment against donald trump. because he said he wants to turn the gaza strip into gaza lago. democrats were already losi

jesse watters takes it off from here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time. tonight! >> he is running around because he thinks he has a bank account with a lot of zeros in it that it makes him some kind of super citizen. i do not think so this is an they recover. >> jesse: the d.o.g.e war is heating up. >> they have every right to be angry, just not at us. >> the doj may be releasing the list of jeffrey epstein's clients? would that really happened? >> sitting on my desk to review. >> jesse: who was on the epstein client list? >> do you realize james carville that means they should have listened to you either? i enjoy you on fox news i enjoy you on cnn i saw you on your podcast where do you think i got some of the stuff from? >> jesse: trump dividing and conquering the democrats. >> you thought i was finished to? i got more. >> jesse: plus. >> they are extraordinary with computers they make love to their computers and i don't want to hear about that. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: elon musk and their armies having fun maybe a little bit too much find it. >> i said what trait do they r

>> jesse: west virginia. >> jesse: i spelunkinged. never came out of the cave. >> jessica: they love you. >> greg: jessica, am not winking at you, my contact moved. >> jesse: hr does not accept that. >> greg: what is wrong with my eye? most adventurous thing you have done besides doing "the five"? >> jessica: that's a good one. i married someone i barely knew. >> jesse: you barely knew him? >> jessica: i mean, kind of. meet a guy in the elevator, get stuck inside with him. have we met? >> jesse: when were you engaged? before, like -- >> jessica: you know i was -- cleo was already like a thing when it was happening when we got married. >> jesse: how long did you know your husband? >> jessica: do you care about me at all? dana, the judge, and greg all know. >> jesse: wait, how long did you know him before you guys got engaged? >> jessica: we moved in together -- [laughter] >> jesse: wow. wait, what is going on here? did you know this? >> jessica: everybody knows how little regard you have for me. that is what is going on here. >> jesse:

jesse watters takes it from here. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime".ight... >> what is the general feeling across government? >> grief. they are angry. many are confused. >> jesse: the shadow government is getting taken down. >> for future is going to be amazing! >> they say the most successful two weeks in the history of any presidency. now all we have to do is keep it going for another couple hundred weeks. >> jesse: trump has a need for speed. >> step on it, we are late! >> this [bleep] political party, this is a cadre of criminals and losers. this party lied to me while stealing my tax dollars. >> jesse: the democrats of fallen and they can't get up. >> y'all will never win another political race ever again! >> jesse: plus... >> you want to spend your dollars on "sesame street" and iraq? >> "sesame street" in iraq? ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the doge fathers on the loose and no federal job is safe. they're planned for the deep state? got it all. over 40,000 federal bureaucrats have already taken buyouts and we are only in week three. >> we expect the number to

american now and forever, jesse watters takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >>> let me ask you, is there anybody like our tiger? [chanting] >> jesse: trump celebrates black history month. his way. >> we are in the presence of the greatest president of all time. >> he's packed eight years of transformative action in just one month. no one in this country has ever seen anything like it. >> jesse: one month down, four years to go. >> should i run again, you tell me? there's your controversy right there. >> i would analogize this to a smash-and-grab robbery. doing as much destruction as you can quickly is to your advantage. >> jesse: d.o.g.e. steals the left's dignity. >> you know who complains the loudest? fraudsters. >> jesse: plus... [chanting] >> please do not speak to this person. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: watch out, nia long has a chainsaw. ♪ ♪ >> this is the chainsaw of bureaucracy. chainsaw! ♪ ♪ [cheering] >> jesse: get ready, d.c., you are next in line behind canada. >> i think that we should govern the district of columbia, it's so important the d.c. s

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jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> none unelected billionaire ken waltz into our agencies and slash and burn the whole thing to the ground like a taliban terrorist. >> jesse: trend to radicalizing democrats. >> we haven't voted for big balls. >> i have gotten up every morning on my knees and prayed that god would put me in a position where i can end the childhood chronic disease epidemic. god scent me president trump. >> jesse: the maga avengers are ready for action. >> congratulations. [applause] >> boyd, do the giants feel like the democratic party. everything that they are doing could not work out better. they better clean there [bleep] up. >> jesse: someone did not get the memo. plus... >> happy valentine's day to all of the beautiful ladies in america. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: there has been a break and that the irs. doge has kicked in the door and ordered executives to put their hands where they can see it. there was an ultimatum. we can do this the easy way or the hard way. >> workers arrived today at the irs

jesse watters take it from here. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome to you jesse watters primetime.tonight -- >> drivers, start your engines! ♪ ♪ [engines revving] >> the golden age is on the fast track and the media is a back. >> get off their fat ass and say something about it. >> president trump has a clear message for those who are in our country illegally. leave now, if you don't, we will find you and we will deport you. >> jesse: it is official, trump has shut down the border. >> you will never return. >> presidential historian says presidents' day is a waiting list? >> we have had some real doubts. i'm not sure if we want to be celebrating all presidents. >> jesse: democrats want to cancel presidents' day. >> the least they can do is shut the f up. >> jesse: plus -- >> ronald reagan said, mr. gorbachev, kay down this doses tier down -- ♪ ♪ >> jesse: happy present-day. 47 celebrated at daytona. >> donald trump, we expect to talk to the president. >> 41 racecars and one presidential limousine or light up. >> you have the president on-the-ground. day to has america on display. >

stay tuned. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> i'm a technologist and i try to make technologies that improve the world. one of the biggest functions of the d.o.g.e. team is making sure that the presidential executive orders are carried out. >> jesse: trump's tech support rewires washington. >> yes, please, me harder. >> donald trump and the republicans have remade the electorate. they've turned some people. he's copying frank sinatra, doing it my way. >> jesse: what are democrats going to do? >> what a my supposed to do, storm the capitol? [laughs] >> if you cry fascism at every administrative overreach, you will find yourself out of breath. >> jesse: the left-wing little boy who cried wolf. >> when it comes to politics, he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. >> it feels so good. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: when something is broken who do you call? >> tech support because i'm here to provide the president with technology support. that may seem like well is that a silly thing but actually it's a very important thing be

jesse watters takes it all from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> he is standing here today, locking the door and he can't give us a good reason why he is blocking this door. are they prepared to shoot us? >> jesse: trump and mosque making maxine mad. >> we begin tonight with mosque and big balls. >> we will be looking at the department of education, looking at even our military. we will be looking at tremendous amount of money. >> jesse: the doge bro was won't stop. >> we're talking but trillions of dollars. >> as a society, as a country, and best in adaptation and resilience and we have to understand these extreme weather occurrences are extreme. >> jesse: sorry democrats, she's back... plus... >> are you ready? let's go! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: before doge there was bill clinton. he cut 400,000 federal jobs. and al gore was the executioner. >> this report tells us how to cut waste, cut red tape, streamline the bureaucracy. change procurement rules, change the personnel rules and create a government that works better and costs less. >> the rei

remember, american now and forever, jesse watters takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> trumped arrangement syndrome. got shot in the jugular with methamphetamine and rabies. >> jesse: why can't we all just get along? >> all of these agencies are like big fat chickens tripping over barbecue, the fat. >> you think democrats are afraid to talk to trump voters? >> i think they are, afraid to talk to people who will criticize them. >> jesse: if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. [laughs] >> we envision this is a place where residents and visitors from all over the world come together and restore the promise of the peoples. >> jesse: obama's library is that dei disaster. >> obama out. >> jesse: plus... [bleep] >> i said over easy! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: democrats don't believe trump when he says d.o.g.e. is finding fraud. they say he doesn't have any evidence. today the president brought receipts. >> $520 million for a consultant on the environment. $25 million to promote biodiversity, conservation and promote licit livelihoods by developing soc

watters is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> if peoples receive money they don't complain. but if people don't receive money, they do complain. other fraudsters complain the loudest and the fastest. >> jesse: doge out in the oval. >> it's mine. >> it's not that long ago i was there with them. when i could get down, do push-ups, deadlifts with the troops, i love that. >> jesse: talk the talk and walk the walk. ♪ from his coming for our unions ♪ ♪ he wants us all to fail ♪ ♪ but we want him in jail ♪ >> jesse: democrats going, going, gone. >> we have to [bleep] trump! >> jesse: plus... >> take a breath for a moment and ponder big balls. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: she should have taken the buyout. mary just got doge. the ceo got caught going behind trumps back. the 47 signed an executive order that was very clear. and this lady says watch this. i'm going to send $60 million to manhattan so biden migrants can keep staying at luxury hotels. musk caught her red-handed. she should have known she was on shaky ground, trump just said th

>> jesse, i'yom sorry, youte interrupted me.eanfront property on the maga strip. this is what donald trump does better, he kicked over theov conferenceer table and saidsa nothing anyone has done inid tha past 75 years has been even slightly fruitful. let's go to the source of the problem here which of the source of the problem is the gaza and palestinian authority and theen predecessors have been trying to e jews into the seaha and on the land from the river toiver the sea far too long. let's not do that anymore but make it great again periods being what does it have to become a u.s. state? ai mean, we are adding starts y canada, greenland, potentially pana mall? >> i don't know if we make it ae rrstate, a territory or rebuildt and make it an internationalatio economic zone.s i don't know. donald trump seems to be able tohe do whatever he sets his mind to do these days. let's get him and elon working onfigu this and the rest of the brainiacs we know and figure out a better way that piece of land to stop being one of the biggest

jesse watters, primetime. tonight. we have howard lutnick, tulsi gabbard, and lara trump. 8:00 eastern. >> okay. judge, you get double time tomorrow. judge. that's it for us. everyone have a great night. >> welcome to jesse watters primetime. >> tonight i'm a technologist, and i try to make technologies that improve the world. one of the biggest functions of the doge team is just making sure that the presidential executive orders are actually carried out. >> trump's tech support rewires washington. >> yes, please, daddy. spank me harder. >> so donald trump and the republicans have remade the electorate. they've turned some people over from being democrats or independents to become republicans. he's copying frank sinatra, doing it my way. >> what are democrats going to do? >> what am i supposed to do? you know, storm the capitol. you know, it's like. >> if you cry fascism at every administrative overreach, you will find yourself out of fascism. bullets. >> the left wing little boy who cried wolf. >> when it comes. >> to

let's bring in madison alworth. >> hey, jesse. >> jesse: hello, madison.rned about what people are calling the "ick." here's how she explains it. >> i said, oh. okay. it means like when i was growing up, if you liked a guy but you weren't sure and then there was something that happened and you're like, oh, that's a total turnoff. that's like getting the ick. so now i'm curious. what are the icks? >> i want a list of yours if you could accommodate me. >> jesse: we're here to help, dana. primetime came one a list of icks that men must never commit. fi first up, running scared from a bee. >> oh, no. yeah, you know what? honestly, it is an ick. i was in florida this past weekend and my fiance -- >> jesse: congratulations. >> thank you. we were sitting at a table and there were a lot bees and i was dodging them and he was cool as a cucumber. not an ick. he was so calm. >> jesse: swat the bees. >> yeah. he made the bees his b word. >> jesse: should have called off the enmegagemengagement. wearing slippers. if you see a guy wearing slippers, not those slippers bu

. >> jesse: welcome to the 'jesse watters primetime', tonight. >> in all cases they want to make deals, leaping abusers, i go right now reciprocal tariffs on everybody. >> jesse: tariff sheriff puts the world on notice. >> a black woman at this podium and i deserve your attention. >> i need your support. >> we are sick and tired of this. >> jesse: democrats did not get it together. >> democratic party look so pathetic after this election. i might entertain it. >> $50,000 to do a transgender offer in colombia, $47,000 to do a trans comic book in peru, $20,000 to do drag shows in ecuador. >> jesse: sorry, the party is over. >> they turn out to be radical left lunatics. >> jesse: plus,. >> welcome to the gulf of [ bleep ] america. i can't say that. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: you can't say it and warn you, mass deportation, caravans making u-turns, migrant sleeping instead of four-star hotels. de i destroyed bureaucracy slashed, fbi purges and foreign aid cuts. more on that later. california reservoirs or even filling up. and wind farms off the jersey shore cancelled. countries are learning a very i

jesse, it is really simple.heets us, they steal our jobs, the steeler factories, they damage our defense industry. basically they steal our national security. the president today said no more. and if you would indulge me, i want to tell you a story about the problem you face. you take europe, right? you run a $230 billion trade deficit. much of it in the auto industry. so think about a cadillac rolling off the assembly line in michigan, going over and trying to sell into the german markets. a $50,000 car when it starts here, it goes over there, they slept a 10% tariff on it which is four times more than our tariff on them. then they put the back tax on, the value-added tax which acts just like a tariff pack another 19%. so by the time the car gets there, it is six to $5000 and then you have to solicit six to $5000. a bmw comes off the assembly line, comes over here and we slap a modest 2.5% tariff on it, that's about $1000 so it's up to 51,000. but then the german government rebates there 19% tax and they are ab

>> jesse: i am with greg.u are best runs with a calculator, and your dream job is sitting behind a desk staring at a computer screen. you've got a pension. your idea of a good time is karaoke. they are going to give you a glock, and then send you out to sweep the streets with tom homan? these people are not ready. i love -- richard, it pains me to say this, you are right. we do need some high-profile raids against some of these companies. who are hiring these illegal aliens because it is a magnet. and once you do that and put it on fox and show everybody, it will scare them out of doing it and it will boost the wages of the american worker and kill their remittances that are going to mexico, and also, richard, you have to cripple the cartels because they are the muscle that bring in the migrants. and we have to stop doing so much cocaine. >> greg: oh, not yet. >> jesse: i know it is good, but that is the real problem. if we kicked the cocaine habit, we wouldn't have these cartels driving these migrants here in

[laughter] >> greg: you know what, i believe you, jesse. >> jesse: jesse, five heard it from him, i've. >> harold: i don't understand the question. >> judge jeanine: can answer it? i eat a lot of ginger and i figured out a way to peel the ginger without killing yourself -- the bumps and lumps and everything else. and i said no one has thought of what i am thinking of now. and then there was a tele- commercial on television, someone had a patent on it. >> greg: you almost headache han invention peered kennedy? >> kennedy: expose myself as a dumb dumb but i am confident in my ability to do that. i was eating chips and walk at a wonderful southern california mexican restaurant and i put two tortilla chips together and i said holy crap, tortilla chips r tortillas cut into quarters. how did you not know that? >> jesse: i didn't know that. >> judge jeanine: i never thought about it. >> kennedy: tortilla chips together. >> greg: it is fun to see how things get made and you go oh, my god, that is where babies come from. harold. >> harold: i don't fully get the question. >> greg: of course you

jesse.the things i have been thinking about is democrats assume that we are as addicted to praise as they are. but as a republican, we are used to being called hitler. we are used to being called everything. so they don't know how to fight people who are immune to their constant smearing. >> jesse: when i get praised in the press, i don't trust it. >> greg: yes. [laughter] >> jesse: if "the new york times" says something good about me i figure i must be doing something wrong. and if i were -- knew you were watching last night, harold, i would have had a much better show. >> judge jeanine: i was on. >> jesse: you were, it. >> harold: it was a great show. >> jesse: you are probably watching for the judge, i get it, you guys have a thing. you are hearing about the trump arrangement syndrome and you know, greg, what you put inside your body with food, you kind of what you put in what you get out, the same thing with your media diet. the democrat media diet is ultra processed news. you get maddow

jesse? >> jesse: thank you so much.he former pentagon official in army combat veteran, alex joins me now. so alex, when you see a jet goes down this fast, this hard right after take off, what does that tell you? >> usually indicates there is a problem with lift on the way up. that is coming straight down so it is not even attempting to make an emergency landing. if you have like a landing your issue or something like that. something was catastrophically wrong with the aircraft for it to go down like that. >> jesse: so it was a mechanical issue? >> it certainly could have been. engine failure is a possibility as well. it's unclear from the video other than it was coming straight down. >> jesse: so they weren't trying to land the plane, it looks like this was mayday, almost accelerating into the ground. >> reports for that it took off from a regional airport and that it was an air ambulance which probably would have been full of fuel since it was after takeoff. that would explain the fire that you see there. >> jesse: wha

>> jesse: suspicious."dad, that is so sus." >> harold: write that down. >> jesse: suspicious. >> greg: i think you can remember it. [laughter] >> jesse: jeanine crosses it out. >> harold: thoughts on the football game? >> greg: yes, rangers 14, the librarians 12. >> harold: on that note, "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ empower ♪ so handsome. oh, i can't buy this. woah, woah. your empower investment account has grown. you earned it, so... (♪) get good at money. so you can be a little bad. empower. i hear it all the time. people tell me they'd love to buy gold. but because it's gold, they think it must be complicated. it isn't. not with rosland capital. with rosland... the entire process from start to finish is built on one concept. one... keep...it...simple. rosland capital a trusted leader in helping people acquire precious metals. gold bullion, lady liberty gold and silver proofs, and our premium coins, can help you preserve your wealth. call rosland capital at 800-630-8900 to receive your free rosland

>> jesse: now it does.an, she doesn't know man, it is a derivative of la latin, it means hand, and fascie means to make by hand. she thinks it only applies to men. how about menstrual cycle, does that only apply to men? well, may be today who knows. >> harold: that was one of your better answers. >> judge jeanine: thank you, harold. >> harold: dp, what are your thoughts on this? >> dana: she is a m an elected member of congress. surely, hopefully, you are better than this. i guess he is also saying women cannot work in a knot factory. >> jesse: dana. >> judge jeanine: that's good, dana. >> greg: disgusting. >> harold: mr. exclamation point, what are your thoughts? >> greg: and with dana, on this. aren't old people supposed to have a little bit of wisdom? i would expect that from aoc or somebody in college but she is like 100. and also -- >> judge jeanine: my age. >> greg: 93% of all fatal occupational injuries are male. since 2011. so men build things and they will die building them. maybe women don't do th

jesse?books, like the books that i read, i am pleasantly surprised when there is a sex scene in the book because usually i read things that are about crime and politics and history and overcoming your inner demons, and then all of a sudden you will stumble upon a sex scene and i'm like, yeah, this is great, and it's not like i chose that, i just got lucky. >> greg: you still read "the hardy boy" mysteries? good for you. what a pervert. send your letters to jesse. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ known for pursuing your passions. no one wants to be known for cancer but a treatment can be. keytruda is known to treat cancer. fda-approved for 17 types of cancer, including certain early-stage and advanced cancers. one of those cancers is early-stage non—small cell lung cancer. keytruda may be used with certain chemotherapies before surgery when you have early-stage lung cancer, which can be removed by surgery, and then continued alone after surgery to help prevent your lung cancer from coming bac

for jesse thank you. >> it's like nothing. >> the thunderbird the thunderbird. >> yeah. i'm going for the thunderbird. so i. >> got greg. how's that rib? >> great. this is number five. morgans is amazing. >> yeah. >> it's amazing. they're an incredible place for every new york. you know, it's hard for me to pick the team because i don't know who i like less. taylor swift or jesse, so. but the real feud is me and tom brady. what did i ever do to this guy? i mean, be more successful, better looking? i was more popular at high school than he was. i had better grades. you know, i took advanced courses, played soccer. he didn't play soccer. i was santa claus at notre dame and the easter bunny at notre dame high school. he wasn't. what's his problem? he's got a huge chip on his shoulder. the guy wouldn't do my show. think about it. >> he wouldn't do your show. >> do you know that's the. >> smartest decision he's ever made? >> yeah. >> everybody's freaking out. don't say anything bad about tom brady. it's like y

>> jesse: let me finish. >> greg: i love it. >> jesse: 20 year veteran of the u.s. military.the guys, killed a lot of bad guys. put his life on the line. he punched out after 20 years of working for the pentagon. and he's only been there a few months, so his probationary period he just found out he's probably going to get laid off. he's going to get doged. he texted me and said this is not good. i'm really sad. this guy has not a dei consultant. he is not a climate consultant. this guy is a veteran. so when you're talking about doging people, veteran should get priority. because if you're going to go out there and kill enemies, put your life on the line, you should not be in the same category as people that are doing dei. now, harold and his ilk, they like to talk about t the slash d born corporate egos. we just need to be a little bit less callous with the way, harold, we talk about doging people. i want that to sink in. i am not guilty of that. finally found one person i knew who got doged, and it hit me in the heart. talking about big-ticket items. you have a weapons progr

>> jesse: i don't know.i thought during "special report" this evening, bret asked him about prices, the most important issue. when can we expect them to come down? trump waffled a bit. how long do you think that grace period will be for the administration on prices? the one i think he has his time here people realize that joe biden caused the inflation and then ignored it. his chief of staff called it a high-class problem. now democrats are worried about egg prices? they could have watched anybody here. this is what's happening. so, he was not even an office six hours before hakeem jeffries had tweeted about how terrible grocery prices were. so i think people look at that and say come on, sit down, give president trump a little bit of time. it's been three weeks. people have that in mind, but it is a concern, and that his wife president trump that she understands that. it is a little bit of a way to say just give me a little bit of a minute because he did that on tariffs as well. voters under 30, it's wild.

fun story after they was shot dead by a hunter. >> jesse? >> jesse: that's sad.the car was on fire. this officer comes in with his billy club. another reason to use the billy club to bash the window wide open. >> greg: what's the other reason? >> jesse: crowd control. january 6th. ever heard of it. comes in and saves this woman what great heros. >> judge jeanine: god bless them. >> jesse: jesse watters johnny went to anti-doge rally. look. >> how do you suffer from doge? everyone suffers from doge. >> jesse: johnny got hurt. we will show you his injuries tonight. >> judge jeanine: oh, no. that's it for us tonight. have a great night and go u.s.a. >> i think jesse should pay down credit card bill. thank you. good evening. i'm bret baier

jesse? >> jesse: eric, thank you so much. now to this.ing president trump a hero's welcome at the daytona 500 where 47 put the pedal to the metal, taking the beast around the track. >> this is your favorite president, i am a big fan, a really big fan of you people thatin you do this. >> we have spirit all over the world, we brought it back and it has been less than fou your weeks. so you will see what we do in a little period of time, it will>> only get better, but this is very exciting.ing. >> it's fantastic, the crowd was amazing.ov and people love that sport and there are wonderful people that run it. a little rain delay, but we will go home and watch it, some of you will. others will try to create peace throughout the world. do you have any questions? >> jesse: president trump driving laps around the democrats who can't keep up with his record breaking month in office. hakeem jeffries left speechlesst after beining confronted with hs higher approval rating. >> 63 percent in favor of the recognition of only two sexes, 60% favor deporti

>> jesse: peter. >> dana: exactly.ve us a little tip on how you could circumvent -- >> judge jeanine: how? >> dana: a little tool you put in there and then the water would flow normally, but it was against the law and i am not proud of it. but i would do it again. >> jesse: judge, let us know about the statute of limitations. >> judge jeanine: it has already passed, this is a minor crime. >> jesse: we might run out of water but at least we're going to look good. >> greg: this segment and the fact we have something to say something about it tells you whs winning peered we have all had the displeasure of using a paper straw. but you know what we haven't done. we haven't participated in a drag show. we haven't committed racist acts against minorities. we haven't run into recidivist criminals with a heart of gold. trump lives in t the real worlde all live and breathe in. the dems live in the abstract realm of the rare exception. than the use the rare exception, the recidivist with a heart of gold, to justify heinous laws t

greg's jesse watters news. big news in the jesse watters world.re you can name a turd after a turd. so you can actually get an elephant's excrement. and it can be named after somebody that you don't like. an ex, an overbearing mother in law. you just go to the memphis zoo dating or dumping series and you'll find it there. >> this isn't a new series you're doing right. >> i just thought of it today. it depends on audience response. maybe. >> i don't know. memphis zoo too. that's good. >> yeah. it's no in-your-face harold pop star ed sheeran is on tour in india. thought it'd be a good idea to get a traditional indian head massage. did that? didn't really go very well. it's called champy. it's said to promote hair growth, scalp health, cognitive function, and restful sleep. the massage therapist, meanwhile, said he had no idea who ed sheeran was. >> you know, he was blond before that. >> and tonight on jesse watters, prime time inside the government's retirement paperwork cave. >> judge okay, it's time for. okay, this is not joe, not your average pai

>> jesse: suspicious.dad, that is so sus." >> harold: write that down. >> jesse: suspicious. >> greg: i think you can remember it. [laughter] >> jesse: jeanine crosses it out. >> harold: thoughts on the football game? >> greg: yes, rangers 14, the librarians 12. >> harold: on that note, "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ i brought in ensure max protein with 30 grams of protein. those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks! —uh. —here i'll take that. [cheering] ensure max protein, 30 grams protein, 1 gram sugar and a protein blend to feed muscles up to 7 hours. ♪ (♪) now for something you can both agree on a sleep number® smart bed is perfect for couples the climate360® smart bed is the only bed that cools and warms on each side and all our smart beds adjust the firmness for each of you let's agree to agree on better sleep. save 50% on the new sleep number® limited edition smart bed plus free home delivery when you add a base. plus 0% interest for 48 months. a little over a year ago, during a routine

jesse is >> ♪ ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert trumpet wrapping up a joint news conference with the israelime minister throat floating the idea of the u.s. owning and operating the gaza strip we have more in that later in the show. and they are using the old good cop/bad cop routine in washington trump is good cop and musk is the bad cop. he's moving at a speed and scale shocking civil servants as a him and his team are working with a frantic around-the-clock energy with beds moved into the eisenhower building so they can sleep at the office. the elon nerd army is a bunch of 18-25-year-olds who rejected seven-figure salaries to work in d.c. young engineers and black back pats underpaid patriots hitting the federal bureaucracy with ai seeing what kind of waste, fraud, and abuse bozo has for decades they audited federal agencies and nothing changed. finally trump assigned it to a pack of ways kids already saving a billion dollars a day. pink slips flying like confetti at the rnc. before they get coffee and log on. they say come into the conference room and sit down this will only take a minut

jesse returned to you, congratulations. >> greg: nice lady. >> jesse: everybody keeps congratulating >> dana: take it. >> jesse: and beginning to think i did play! couple injuries, i overcame a lot of adversity but thank you, we did win. permission to take an analogy? tell me does this remind you and improbable underdog a victory from a -- by a controversial defeat, followed by a massive come back at win. last three eagles super bowls. remember we had a big upset over to the patriots, nobody thought they could win, very controversial phantom flag into the end zone, not wreggitt, not allowed to say that. and then and massive come back accumulating stomping out of the chiefs.we we are tied as his city to donald trump, philadelphia the place where the constitution is written.ghs] and if you think about is this,w how much this country and the city has come around in the first trump year in office, super bowl. and the first year of the second trump term, the eagles won of the super bowl. it is all connected dana, our destiny is shared. i did not see a riot i saw love! we call it love, it'

." >> jesse: hello, and jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. ♪ ♪ fox news alert, a delta air lines airport from minneapolis to flipping upside down after landing in toronto's pearson airport and canada. let's go to eric shawn for the latest. eric. >> look at that, really a passenger jet on its back flipped over a dramatic and shocking site. looking at the delta connection crash at the pearson airport it ended with that airliner as you can see belly up on the frigid and snowy runway. thankfully no one was hurt in this crash, but -- killed in this crash, but eight or injured. three in critical condition, among them a pediatric patient, a baby, perhaps that passenger was sitting on a parent's lap at the time the plane hit the runway. and in critical condition in a 60-year-old man and 40-year-old woman all taken to the hospital. but officials say all 80 people on board that flight 76 passengers, four crew members, they are all accounted for. it was flight 4819 that took off from minneap

jesse? >> jesse: told you about the guy who stole a $7,000 rare african parrot?lex calderon is on the run. we need your help to track him down if you need any information on onyx's whereabouts. please call the authorities. >> judge jeanine: so the bird is back? >> the bird is back. >> greg: tonight great show kat timpf yes she is here. jamie lissow, classic. julian epstein, first time sorry, buddy. tyrus. >> judge jeanine: that's it for us. everybody. have a great night. thanks for being with us. >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier reporting live from the white house north lawn. today senators receive an emotional appeal from the mother of a fentanyl victim as they examine the poisoning of

>> jesse: okay. >> dana: harold?the whole gold by surprise. luka doncic is a young guy, per angle with lebron james. only players have a career average of 27 points, 7 rebounds, seven ss. but anthony davis going to dallas. >> dana: it was shocking! >> judge jeanine: alarm clock or alarm clock? triggered this very hungry chocolate lab, 7-month-old puppy were truly bring this is a bold to his owner and makes it very clear he is hungry by banging her in the head with it. >> dana: i think the dog should be disciplined. >> judge jeanine: it's an alarm clock! >> dana: great show everybody! it is they do for us, have a great night everybody. let me tell you, in all cases, they all want to

but i root for the president, jesse. believe if you ask most economists, liberal or republican, democrat or conservative, tariffs are taxes on people. so the good thing about canada, cars, trucks, oil, gas, they have been imposed this evening, you and i and most importantly the working class americans who put donald trump over, they would be paying more tomorrow in the following day. so hooray for the present and forgetting the 30 day pause on these increases in taxes. >> dana: one of the dynamics, gas, and a honeymoon. man, but it's a contrast with the last four years which was basically, remember when president biden yelled at the reporters and said, i know more for years than any of you -- what did that do? >> judge jeanine: i think that we are constantly reminded, dana, the difference between coming in oh, biden and donald trump. everyday i say how do we tolerate joe biden given the movement that donald trump it has made in two weeks. i mean, this is crazy. but donald trump is really the first president to use his ec

>> jesse: i was going to say one more thing. >> judge jeanine: go ahead. >> jesse: you know how democratst have to watch what we say about us, we have to fix that. we are so sensitive to them because we don't take them that seriously. hitler, okay. they freak out. if they just calm down, we could all talk. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: okay, calm down. up next, lord help us. adults are proudly ordering off the kids menu. ♪ ♪ oh, it makes me want to tear up. i swear to god, there ain't no way i would be here without tik tok. i got really good at tearing motors apart and putting them back together, and the car still worked. i received so much support for that, and it made me feel like, okay, maybe i can really, really, really do this. (♪) my business has tripled in the last year because of me sharing my videos on tiktok. i wouldn't be able to support the families they'll work for me now without tik tok. without the increase in sales. (♪) (music playing) learning is hard work. hard work requires character. learning begins in faith, it must move upward toward the highest thing, unseen at the b

. >> jessica: jesse, what do you think? >> jesse: how many trans teens killed themselves today, jessica? >> jessica: i didn't get my update yet. i don't know. >> jesse: you guys at if you wouldn't let trans teens do whatever they wanted, they were going to become suicidal, so i'm just wondering, you know, between this and the no surgeries we should see a rash in teenage suicides, right? >> jessica: gleeful about -- >> jesse: that was a b.s. excuse. where are the records going to go? that's what i'm wondering about. a lot of been shattered female records, those should be replaced. where are the democrats protesting this? i thought trans rights are human, jessica. are they protesting a slush fund for their foreign cash. i think if you add this to the bail reform, to the open bor borders, to dei, all of these little movements that you guys had over the last couple of years, they are now in the ash been of history. >> jessica: well, the democrats, there was a house