jesse watters, takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight. >> i am telling you right now, [bleep], [bleep] back there is not real. >> jesse: crazy plane lady gets her redemption. >> there are so many guys that i know who would go to prison for 20 to lifetime sentences for this kind of stuff. >> jesse: notorious mobster sammy the bull talks hunter biden. >> all these models like in the bahamas. >> island get away turned disaster. >> he was lying to investigators making a scene like we were making a ton of money when we weren't. >> that's fraud. >> jesse: the fyre festival gets revived. plus. >> la da da da. ♪ >> jesse: a young kansas city chiefs fan dressed up for a game against the raiders. all he did was everything that diehard fans do. he painted his face through on the head gear and went to the stadium with his family. no different than what you see every weekend in arrowhead and vegas and pittsburgh. but male karen at dead spin only showed half his face, the black half and accused the 9-year-old of wearing black face. quote, he f

i am in mourning, jesse watters takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight. >> you are the epitome of white priv privilege. what are you afraid of. >> i am going to take all the journalist and gay folks, move you around and disappear you. >> he is the antichrist. >> antichrist going to murder the gays. it is only january. >> how does it feel you kicked all the kids out of school tomorrow? do you feel good? >> jesse: back to remote learning kids. migrants need to sleep at your schools. >> i work my tail off all of my life working. [music] >> jesse: sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, you know what it means, it is a life style. led zeppelin kicked out riding his harley up and down holes. billy idol trashed a thai hotel. keith richards snorted his dodd's dad's. >> we had been doing an all nighter. he took a straw and snorted up these ants. >> do you think he did it because he wanted to impress you? >> no. he does it because he is out of his brain. >> jesse: you know who lived the life style rock star without the rock and star. kicked out of the navy. snorted

. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> i don't know what measures they're taking. there might be personal security on the island. >> jesse: more epstein documents released as "primetime" goes inside pedophile island. you've heard of smash and grabs. now, crash and grabs. doomsday bunkers for billionaires. what do they know that we don't? plus... >> you know what jesse watters does every weekend? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: 59 years ago today, president lyndon b. johnson declared a war on poverty. his plan? end racial discrimination. he dubbed it "the great society." >> the great society asked not how much, but how good. [applause] not only how to create wealth, but how to use it. not only how fast we are going, but where we are headed. >> jesse: but the great society didn't end poverty, it kept poverty at the exact same level. the first year of the great society, the poverty rate was at 15%. today the poverty rate is at 13%. how many trillions of dollars have we wasted? how many families have been destroyed? how much d

. >> jesse: welcome to jesse waters primetime. tonight -- >> in georgia, where the district attorney is totally compromised the case has to be dropped. >> jesse: sex, corruption and seal team 6? the case against trump falling apart. two a's on his report card. they were both in the word aaron. >> even though you think i'm an idiot, i'm not stupid enough to accuse you of that with absolutely zero evidence. >> jesse: can't stop the war between its biggest stars. >> i'm scared of getting framed. look at me. i wouldn't survive in jail. >> jesse: taylor swift, a government spy op. plus tony robbins. ♪ no, no, no, no ♪ in 1968 a pentagon engineer blew the whistle on a massive corruption scandal. sloppy spending has put the pentagon $20 million over budget. turned out the pentagon was knowingly buying shoddy overpriced military aircraft from lockheed martin, purposely bloating the contracts of the defense contractors with taxpayer money and delivering us bad planes. fitzgerald not only became the patron saint of government whistle blower

set your dvr, and remember, jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> i find in life, you can't let people get away with -- >> jesse: nikki haley and independent factor, r.f.k. jr. is here. >> 10 million, 20 million, no. a billion? no, this is not about money, this is about our country. >> jesse: secret tapes expose who picks our politicians. >> must step in, that is why we have the voting rights act and civil rights act. >> jesse: relationship between biden and kamala turning frosty. plus -- [cheering] >> jesse: the general election started last night, trump versus biden. one woman is standing in the way, nikki haley. the revenge tour will make a slight detour through south carolina. >> who the hell was the imposter on the stage before and like claimed victory? she did poorly actually, she had to win. the governor said she's going to win, she's going to win. i don't get too angry, i get even. the only person -- >> jesse: is this nikki haley movement or mirage? landed in third place with a caucus with a few thousand votes and won a small a

up next jesse watters. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> we want to thank the great people of iowa. come together, it will happen soon, too. >> his remarks will not air here live. >> censoring democracy to save democracy. that is a new one. vivek joins primetime. >> think it is worth it? peasants pay for your crime? >> that is a stupid question. >> no such thing as stupid question, john, just stupid answers. >> a bunch of dead robots out here. >> jesse: where did global warming go? biden's ev freeze. plus, chris hanson is back. >> there is something you need to know. i'm chris hanson. ♪ >> jesse: a win for voters, a loss for lawyers, the headline from iowa. democracy is not decided in the courtroom, it is decided by you, the voter. first time in years the will of the people was clear. americans delivered a message without interference from partisan judges and prosecutors. it is back in the hands of "we the people" in historic shellacking donald trump went home winner 98 out of 99 counties, beating desantis and haley combined.

jesse next, see you tomorrow night. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight... >> the radical left democrats are supporting nikki haley for one reason. she's very easy to beat. >> you are just not as sharp as you used to be. >> jesse: trump, haley, and the vp race. it's all going down in new hampshire. >> it seems very difficult when you have 300,000 people showing up. we need a secure border. >> jesse: john fetterman is recovering, and the democrats hate it. >> i don't [bleep] tell any other human being what to say, what to think, and there's no leashes on any of them. >> jesse: the media, ufc, and free speech. plus... >>> ucs outside freezing to death? do you think we would stand in line like that for nikki haley? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we are live from the great state of new hampshire, where, in less than 24 hours, the polls close and the people of the granite state will choose the republican nominee for president. already the party is rallying around one man. last night, florida governor ron desantis suspended his campaign, endorsed donald trump, and a

jesse watters takes it from h here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. >> jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didn't see that coming. >> i ain't say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but that's it. >> jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. >> $2,000. >> $3,000. >> done. >> holy [bleep]! >> jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus... ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just released by a judge. a thousand pages naming epstein's fixers, employees, associates, and accusers. our team is digging through them right now and we will have a report for you in a few moments. but first... for as long as there have been words, there have been plagiarists. the first known case of plagiarism came in the first century, when roman poet marshall accused another poet of kidnapping his verses. "how dare you kidnap my versus!" throughout the years we have seen plagiarism everywhere, from music to politics. johnny cash famously r

>> jesse: i never went.p in manhattan and grew up on bleaker straight and there was a pizza place called the pizza box that was like a block away, just past mcdoogle's street and we used to go there every day after school everyone get a slice and soda hang out. >> judge jeanine: i went to saint peter and paul school, there was nobody hanging out and then i went to notre dame high school and it was far away. everybody had to take a bus in so nobody could hang out. the only thing you did was went to dances on the weekends and then you would go out in the back and do whatever you were going to do. >> jesse: question jeff v what home improvement project do you hate most. start with you judge. >> judge jeanine: right now i'm doing a den and i love it. >> greg: do you hate the most. >> judge jeanine: i don't need home improvement but i got this light green rug in between my son coming home on the weekends had his fee answer says and the dogs i'm getting rid of it after eight months. my local carpet company says i'

jesse watters next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tone -- >> i'm scared as heck, which is why i'm traveling our country. >> jesse: kamala takes the reigns of the biden campaign. what could go wrong? two navy seals disappear in the gulf. why is there a cover-up? >> they have been trying to scare people about the range of vehicles, there is range anxiety out there. >> jesse: kerry accuses trump of electric car disinformation. >> we're all looking for a plug-in, does anybody have a plug-in? >> jesse: plus -- >> you could own -- ♪ >> jesse: throughout ancient history, expression of approve comes in different shapes and sizes. roman era, toga flapping, flap their togas up and down. coliseums grew, so did need to be louder, so came clapping. clap became consequential, romans hired cadillacers to clap during their political speeches and performances. louder the clap, higher someone is standing. from then on, politicians inserted applause lines to their speeches. some more successful than others. prepared to act in national security interest

jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight -- what was it and what is it about him? >> i really think he has a heart for the common man. >> he's not with the status quo. >> eight years later and the media still treating trump voters like zoo animals. >> what's your message to iran? >> don't, don't, don't, don't. >> jesse: guess what? they didn't, and now three americans are dead. >> along the way we discovered secret chinese staging hotels embedded with an illegal alien caravan that rode the next san train of death. >> a look inside a migrant caravan where biden's approval rating is a hundred percent. [chanting biden] >> we're drinking a hundred beers and a hundred vodkas. ♪ >> jesse: it was the end of the korean war and soldiers returned home. the "new york times" dropped the bombshell. some g.i. captives fear converted was the headline. it was the government's biggest nightmare come true. american prisoners of war were coming home converted by communist brainwashers. the story kicked the cia into high gear. just week

>> that's it, jesse.g up so early in the morning and getting everything done the key to success? >> i'll say this, waking up so early is not the important part. it's how you start your day. the reason it is so important, how you start your day sets the tone and the direction and it sets your mindset for the rest of the day. if you win the morning the way that you do, you set yourself up to win the day. if you wake up at 5:45 a.m. or 30 minutes earlier, it's those first few minutes of the day that set the rest of the day and motion. >> jesse: what are the keys in the morning when everybody else is -- [snoring] and you are out there hustling -- what are the things we should be doing before everybody else is up? >> i think the most important thing is to optimize your mental and emotional state. if i had to pick one, that would be it. to me, the miracle morning enables you to start every day at a peak mental, emotional, also physical and even spiritual state so you can show up at your best for the people you

jesse, did you learn that you have to listen to dana. >> jesse: not really.erent depending on who you are. someone told me about stoicism. i learned more on that ride more than what i would reading the wall street journal. >> judge jeanine: you can you do anywhere, jesse. >> dana: i wish you were here because i would have woken you up and we would have had you and elliptical. greg, do you like our acting? >> g>> greg: fantastic. i want to address a bigger st story. on the elliptical, you look like a toddler trying to cross country ski, dana. the best line of the whole thing is that jesse was citing the sydney adams op-ed. that might be the all-time great lines. did you read the sydney adams op-ed, it is amazing. why are you doing this cute segment you're missing on the real story. if you noticed that dean phillips is putting up all his money into new hampshire just as ron desantis is pulling out of new hampshire. is this a coincidence? have you ever seen them together it? look them. >> dana: doppelgaenger. >> greg: watch your mouth, dana. a family show. >> da

the people of america know it, jesse. >> jesse: alright.hink the book title "fed up" speaks to every american, at least the ones i talking. two thank you, governor. >> god bless you, brother. >> jesse: is michelle obama, running for president? >> jesse: trump is in the strongest position he has been as a presidential candidate. he's beating biden by 6 points. the media tells us he's a raving lune i can. behind the scenes we see his campaign is a well oiled machine firing on all cylinders. his position is lean with seasoned pros. he's something voters have been begging for. "if he was to win and run the white house like his campaign he could reshape america and his government quicker and more lasting ways then he did in his first term." that scares the heck out of the press. >> like trump hitler was looked as a clown, a goon who could be kept in line. >> think we're naive to think he's tricking people into picking him and then surprise he will act like a dictator. that's what he's selling and they're very eager to buy. >> jesse: anyone getti

jesse's next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> capable of doing this very high level brain state reading that breaches the final frontier of privacy. >> jesse: davos. wants to read your mind. >> i'm going to do a body cavity search. >> i wouldn't if i was you. >> jesse: no passport, no photo, no problem. migrants cut the line while you get a pat down. >> i don't know what you got in there, but we are going to find out. >> most of us aren't moved by white tears because we don't actually think they are real. that's manipulation, that's strategic. that's diabolical that's diabolical. >> jesse: shaming white people is now a big business. plus... >> i'm, like, totally naked, and i don't remember how i ended up naked. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the meeting of the minds goes back to the ancient greeks, when philosophers like aristotle and socrates used to gather in what they called agoras, a space or philosophy business and politics were discussed among the best and brightest. these meetings generated a cauldron of ideas on how to o

jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time. >> i am terrified about what could happen. our leaders matter. > >> jesse: if joe can't go, michelle is ready. gaping holes, nearly sucking americans out of planes. the judge's jumper in court. prime time goes behind the be bench. plus, johnny at the golden globes. the black church has been a cauldron of change for over a century. from frederick douglass, who preached about the abolition of slavery to martin luther king jr. whose sermons pays the way for the civil rights movement. it galvanized racial progress and it was the democratic party that turned into a campaign stop. no one received a warmer welcome than bill clinton. >> mr. president. these are your people. the president of the united states. >> if you haven't had lindsay's barbecue, you haven't had barbecue. the first black president was followed by the first half black president who laid down harmony. >> "amazing grace," how sweet the sound. >> jesse: hilary hit the circuit but there was something off. >> i don't feel tired. i have come too far from where i started

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jesse watters has the latest results at 8:00 p.m. >> jesse: hey, laura. thank you. we are just moments away from the final polls closing in the great state of new hampshire. most of the republicans in the state are voting and the nation's first primary, 22 delegates up for grabs. former president donald trump and nikki haley are facing off all week long, hoping to enact tonight and move along and secure the republican nomination so they can take on president joe biden in november. fox news' continuing coverage from the new hampshire primary starts now. we have a fox news alert. it's 8:00 p.m. in bedford, new hampshire, where the polls are officially closed all across the granite state, and the vote counting is underway. donald trump is entering tonight with a commanding lead in the polls, but the question is, will nikki haley's campaign live or die in the lead free or die state? walking into tonight, the priority is clear. like iowa. a large faction of republican voters in new hampshire believe the country needs a complete and total upheaval. donald trump is seen as

have a great weekend. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime."ight -- >> you've got donald trump saying let fentanyl flit across the border and kill americans. spew on democrats, the border, and a little hocus pocus. >> this is the embankment where it's been dug out. easily big enough to fit a bed. >> jesse: the solutions to the homeless crisis. caves. >> my husband is at work making a paycheck, my coparent is at the day care center with our kids, and i'm going to get coffee and read a novel. spew an american throuples are everywhere. what you need to know. plus... ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome to a special edition of "jesse watters primetime." every great nation has had this in common: great walls. the athenians have the most beautiful metropolis in the world. it was an open target to foreign navies since athens was perched on the coast. it was a wall that made the city impenetrable during their war with sparta. the byzantines fortified their city with walls that towered over 40 feet tall, and for over a millennium it prevented enemy armies from pen

jesse, you like to have it both ways. >> jesse: [laughs] >> greg: can we criticize joe for being evasiven hit them for being too specific? >> dana: that's a good point. >> jesse: i don't know what he is going to do yet. i have heard what he is going to do and he is supposed to hit some proxies in syria and iraq. that doesn't do much because that is the whole point of proxies. they are kind of dispensable. you can retrain young radical muslims, rearm them, and then they are right back on the battlefield. >> greg: there like the joker's henchmen. >> jesse: exactly what i was thinking. i heard he was going to hit some iranian naval assets, okay, that may be cuts off some logistics relationships with the houthis in yemen. i still have -- general waters still thinks we need to go after the petroleum industry in that country, that will set them back years but i think china is a huge client of iranian oil so the puppet masters probably don't want him to do that so that is why he won't do it. he is probably going to do as little as possible just to say he is doing something. his entire foreign p

[laughter] dressed jesse jr.nimal skins, play a little game we like to call "find the dnc python." year after year, we have not found it. pop quiz, jessica: which president skipped the 9/11 ceremony and did the january 6th ceremony? three, two, one. >> jessica: joe biden. >> jesse: joe biden. this guy can't save democracy when he's trying to rip his opponent off of the ballot, slap him with gags, and have him arrested. judge, he ran his first campaign on charlottesville. the second campaign is on january 6th. he actually thinks donald trump wants to be a dictator. the first campaign he ran on was a hoax. the second one, this is now a joke. you can't actually be from the party that literally started a racist insurrection and accuse the other party of the same thing. that is like bill clinton saying it's disqualifying for someone to sleep with an intern and run for office. i am so tired of joe biden running on january 6th. if i were donald trump, i would run on july 4th. no one is more patriotic than donald trump.

>> jesse: you barista!u got that. >> dana: amazon. >> greg: i got this new piercing. [laughter]ext? "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ tter with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost. great. >> go to deal dexcom right now and see how much you can save. >> it's time now for one more thing. jesse. >> we've got a feeding frenzy situation. it is a situation right now, but time eats it up. so everyone's talking about shrinkflation because of biden nomics, mccarthy said, forget about that. we're going to double the big mac. this is a double big mac for burger patties. >> we got the big mac sauce and no one knows what's in it. it's a mystery. pickles, lettuce, onions, american cheese. dana wanted to know how many calories it has, but i don't care. >> going in with you on this easy. >> is it cold? it's warmer than that. drinking water is prime time. it's good. the american couple

jesse is next. >>> fox news alert. the ued is and the british have launched a joint attack against hugh think rebels in yemen. trey has the latest in tel aviv. >> jesse, good evening. this is breaking news the united states and united kingdom have launched a dozen strikes against rebels in yemen. this follows attacks against commercial shipping vessels, since mid october about 27 according to our sources. across mid red lines that were ultimately crossed by rebels launching new attacks not just against red sea but israel. back on september 19th they started their participation in the israel hamas war. when hezbollah on the northern border and they are all backed by iran and this is linked and connected and comes amidst concern that things are escalate together a broader regional conflict. israelis are fearing retaliation and we're learning an according to one u.s. defense official that in the strikes that took place tonight, jesse the united states and the united kingdom targeted storage facilitates and launch sites fo

. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters, along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ clotting gate is gone, but the media and race hustling liberals are doubling down to defend the poster child of dci. gay stepping down as president of harvard after 50 examples of wager is emerged and her embarrassing testimony on anti-semitism. expelled those it you are convicted of plagiarism. set to keep her nearly $1 million annual salary and also has an army of sympathetic liberal journalist crying racism and blaming conservatives for her resignation. check out these headlines. "how the right toppled harvard's president." "harvard president resignation highlights a new conservative against colleges." "servicing claudine gay's resignation as a victory." and pundits, listen. >> what happened to to claudine gay, president of harvard university until she resigned is now the latest casualty of that. >> there is a racial component. >> it l

>> jeanine: you did a good job, jesse. >> jesse: thank you. >> jeanine: you are welcome.d question as to whether or not a president can be charged with a crime allegedly occurring during the time he was in office. we know presidents have immunity from lawsuits and civil cases, but this has never been tested. no president in american history has been indicted for a crime, and it does, jesse, open the floodgates. when you talk about biden, a dereliction duty. 13 servicemen killed in afghanistan because they could not get an answer as to whether they could engage the person they thought was and it turned out to be a suicide bomber. may be -- obama subject to the statue of limitations for that drone attack that killed an american citizen and italian citizen. how much do you want to extend this? the judges know that if they allow this, the floodgates are open, and every president could be indicted by a subsequent president. now, if a president has to look over his shoulder every time he or she makes a decision, it's a nightmare. you know that, dana. you have dealt with them. i

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picking crops and making babies. >> jesse: you haven't seen jesse watters prime time?e you. >> jessica: i am tending to my child. so i'm going to surprise you a little, but then i will revert to form. [laughter] the republicans and specifically greg abbott and ron desantis, their thesis that busing migrants to liberal cities has worked out for them, remember there was a good amount of outrage, certainly, and even some moderates, the martha's vineyard thing was a stunned, and bad, now turned into hundreds of thousands of people, your liberals on the sides of this at least saying this is a huge crisis that we have to deal with. don't worry, guys, i'm back. so the bipartisan deal that has now been scuttled because donald trump called up mr. mcconnell and said hey, i noticed in iowa and new hampshire that immigration is the number one issue, and i can't run on the economy anymore because it is going gangbusters, i just want -- larry kudlow come i to shout you out, 3.3% growth for q4 -- >> greg: mostly government spending, come on, jessica. >> jessica: economic advisor to d

jesse will bid. >> jesse: i will bid. dana?treats customers and co-workers like family a guy named robert loves the restaurant so much. one day in june he paid for every table's bill and tipped $10,000 a girl became close to this guy working there she has a young son. come on, judge. she has a young son and just recovered from cancer. he gave her another $10,000 recently. and she said you realize that there is a god when you see actions like that. >> jesse: that is very, very beautiful. jessica? >> jessica: okay. so, an anchorage alaska family built a 20-foot snowman that the locals have dubbed snow zilla. building ginormous snow men in 2005. when the city sent them a cease and desist notice. the snowmen became such a distraction the neighbors started complaining about the traffic. we hope the snow zilla is here to stay at least until the spring. >> greg: two know zillas in trouble today. hunter and that snowman. >> jessica: i got it. >> greg: had to explain it. believe me. all right. let's do this. okay. so tonight we have a r

no, i don't, that's enough. >> jesse: we'll move on. jesse, do you eat in the shower?nk women try to be attractive for statistic reasons. i think timberlake is so obsessed with her, every time she hops in the shower he wants to hop in there, too. she doesn't have enough time to raise her children because they are so crazy. the only time she gets time to eat is in the shower. >> okay. >> that's a theory. >> do you want to hear my other theory? her career is going so downhill she has to say something provocative for us to cover it. >> i don't think these viral videos are good for these celeb women. who am i to talk? i don't know. i do it with my dog rece weatherspoon had one the other day. that was cute and funny. this, i think she was just trying to get attention. >> explanation? >> greg: to be fair i do bathe in the dining room. i pull out a bucket and a big sponge and i just splash it all over me. what she's really telling you, that she pees in the shower. [boos] >> greg: when you're in a hotel shower it's not your shower. >> it actually retards your ability -- >> gre

hahaha. ♪ [laughter] >> dana: time for "one more thing," jesse? >> jesse: happy new year.ing to run out of time celebrating. can't be all a great time down there. tonight we have "jesse watters primetime." stage steele, marjorie taylor greene who has been swatted 8 times and i'm going to get a tarot card reading from roberts. >> judge jeanine: this year i was named by the international association of top professionals, a top judge and tv host. nasdaq. i feel so honored to have been recognized. here is my picture displayed on nasdaq billboard on times square right here in new york city. >> all right, tonight. we're back and better than ever with a great show. i got rob long, vance august, kat timpf and joe tonight at 10:00 p.m. >> i have something to promote. perino on politics this week with collin reed. we taped it this morning. so, check it out. get your 20 minutes in politics. jessica? >> jessica: the whole thing super cool set of twins. one was born in 2023. >> i love this. >> yeah, in new jersey. congratulations. >> dana: up won was born in '23 and the other in new je

>> jesse: i may have once or twice in a public place, perhaps on a plane of jesse jr.he, but just -- >> harold: just enough. >> jesse: and then i will place my order. >> harold: dp, thoughts on this? >> dana: i think he was right. i think he could have said, i'm sorry, i can hear you, if you will pull over and send it online, i will personally bring it out to you so you don't have to get out of the car. that would have been a nice thing to do. then give them -- >> harold: greg, what are your thoughts? >> greg: i did an open air had a drive through. i thought it was the purpose of meeting someone for a coffee, break up in public so someone doesn't cry, or there is a stranger who is meeting you there to blackmail you with photos they got off the internet. because if you ever go into panera, it is all of these people sitting awkwardly at tables. never anybody going, hey, is a very strange place, panera. >> jesse: very weird vibe. >> jeanine: that's right. >> jesse: the most insightful thing you have said in months. i'm serious. >> greg: don't you ever go by panera, someth

how about you, jesse? >> jesse: sex. >> judge jeanine: oh!said sex. >> harold: i'm going with stake. [laughter] >> greg: judge? >> judge jeanine: i'm craving taking all this makeup off my face. i hate it. >> greg: i'm craving the bathroom. drinking a lot of water. tiny-bladder greg. and world peace. sandy asks, what current trend is going to look ridiculous in ten years? let's go this way. judge? >> judge jeanine: we have been wearing -- women have been wearing these electric colors, like pink and orange and neon colors. in ten years, it'll be so old-fashioned. >> dana: i can't wait for you to see my sweater on sunday. >> greg: harold? >> harold: my kids play pokemon, and i don't know if you call it play or engage in or do something for it i've spent more money on pokemon cards, which i think will be completely irrelevant in the next ten days let alone ten years. >> judge jeanine: my son's pokemon cards were worth a lot of money. >> harold: maybe we should combine, merger and acquisition here. thank you. >> jesse: high school girls and boys a

>> jesse: some people.: i have a college one where i am fighting. i'm always fighting with somebody. i took that class and i did well in it but in terms of my prior lives, i think i used it to fly around on the carpet because i'm obsessed with carpets. other than that it makes no sense. >> dana: talk to your dog about the carpet. >> jessica: past lives are fascinating. okay, "one more thing" is up next. it h ♪ ♪ . . when barbara switched to turbotax... i broke four generations of family tradition with five little words... ma, i wanna make perfume! ( ♪ ) getting my business off the ground was a full-time job. so i made barbara's new side gig count by guaranteeing 100% accurate filing and her maximum refund. make your moves. we'll make them count. intuit turbotax. 100% accuracy, guaranteed. ♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." a gas pipeline in oklahoma busted up, shooting flames 500 feet in the air, 36 miles away. people had to evacuate. they watched it. that's what i call infaking go. also, "jesse wat

excellent job there, jesse.e that.ad >> i hate when they complain. but check out this lady. she works for southweshe workste carousel was or the bag baggage thing was broken. e by o she brought each of those bagsne up one by one by hand. wow. so i hopby hane southwest givess woman a raise. >> check her out. i'll bet a rais everybody at the airport loved her. >> absolutely. oh, that lady has a lot of baggage. and i say, all right, this is me tonight. >> oh, what do i have a great show or what? check this out. tom shillue. jamie out. cat. tim, tiger. if you don't watch that, you are dead to me. hey, let's do it. greg you guess the animal sounds all right.ds and >> y so you get the we're going to play the animal sounds and you guys get. oh, good. jessica, you got to get excited . >> i play the animal sounds. what? it sounds a bit like james carville. all right. yeah. judge peacock, a peacock. >> it's not going to be right. for a second, i thought hyena, but it's probably like a squirrel oow.r something. a steer. st

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>> jesse: well, i see color.amt obama and i see that he's half white. >> greg: [laughshat ] oh, god. o seesse: you have t color to see racism, i do agree with that statement. but if all you see is color, then all you're going to see is racism. and that's the point. i don't thinsmk this coach is le coach kaepernick. bob kraft, the owner, would never do that. he was asked a question as their first blac k coach, a verya special day for them. he said, perhaps seeing color io good for hiring to get empathy and insight, but he knows the nfl as a meritocracy.no if all he sees is color indigo's 0-16 , he's done. 16, at levels like this, the highest level of performance, nfl, wall street, rocket science, performance trumps everything when that much money is on the line. and todd bowles was asked about him facing off againstwa the blk coach, i think it was the pittsburgh coach. they are both inli the league fr so many years. they don't even give it a second thought. they're just going up againstea theigur colleague, and th

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jesse? >> jesse: check out video of a trump supporter going to drop off mail-in ballot.n't cast a vote in this country. >> dana: you can't. greg, what do you have? >> greg: let's do this. ♪ robots are great ♪ robots are great ♪ robots are great. >> greg: a robot created a robot babysitter for your pets, check this out. robot around your house following your pets, whatever is he doing. and it dispenses food. it will play with your dog. and analyze your dog's behavior and eating habits to get to know its routine. you never have to worry about it again. we're thinking about getting this for kilmeade because no one. [laughter] likes to be around him. >> dana: follow him all around. jessica, we will get you tomorrow. that is it for us. hey, bret. i think you are behind -- >> bret: i love the bill hemmer

this is interesting and, jesse, impeachable. >> jesse: this is what she's doing! this is the vp making cosmetics? when >> jesse: when you visit the president or vice president, they give you a momentum, that'l this is. i don't want to share my sent either. a >> greg: what's your sent? >> jesse: didn't i give you a scented candle? it should be in your office right now. i'm into scented soaps. someone sent me scented soaps. if you put them in the bathroom the whole bathroom smells nice. i just found that out. >> greg: harold, you said in the break that i wonder if her candle smells like failure. [laughter] wow, harold. what did she do to you? >> harold: i don't recall saying that. it must be some candle. >> judge jeanine: you've never smelled that candle. a >> harold: it must be some candle. a >> greg: day now, it must be good she's lighting something behind a joint. >> dana: she's got a side hustle, it shows how on important the presidency is. it's not like -- you could have a candle called impeach mint. >> greg: meant. give me your two scents. >> judge jeanine: at

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so the answer is yes, jesse. >> jesse: because when she posted the link to the vote.org, thousands of young taylor swift fans registered to vote. i wonder who got to her from the white house or from wherever. who makes that initial handshake? is it the binder? >> the administration has what they consider a perception optics management team. those are professionals that go out and identify those people who may be unsuspecting, whether with knowledge or without knowledge to do these type of campaigns. now, it is possible that taylor swift, quite frankly, does not know that she is being utilized in a covert manner to swing voters. but the bottom line is that the biden administration is savvy identifying how many followers and voters she can influence with either right information or misinformation. she certainly can swing the voters. >> jesse: stewart, thank you very much. i now know a lot more about taylor swift than i ever needed to know.

jesse castañeda: so, empezando el 1 de enero, lo que pasó con medical es, todos los adultos entre lasrían para medical en completo, antes del 1 de enero, los que tenían medical, que no tenían salud en el país, tenían medical restrictions, pero ahora van a calificar para medical en completo, so, todavía hay límites en sueldo, lo que puede ganar uno. también otra gran cosa que ocurrió el 1 de enero, no hay límites, o no toman en cuenta dinero que tiene en el banco, antes había un límite de $130,000 para una persona, o $65,000 para una pareja, siendo $195.000 por una pareja de dos. pero empezando el primero del año ya no hay esos assets, so, si uno ha aplicado para medical en el pasado, es muy importante aplicar para el medical, si necesitan ayuda, aquí estamos para ayudarles, al 408-579-60208, y no cobramos, estamos aquí para la comunidad. damián trujillo: bueno, y esto es servicio en el condado de santa clara, si usted vive en san francisco o en santa rosa, donde estén viviendo, también estos cambios existen para ustedes también, hay centros comunitarios también que les pueden ofrecer

jesse: exactly.nown, i recently retired from the emergency room with the county 27 years and exactly, that's one of the big things, a lot of these people when they had to get refills, is they didn't have primary care physicians would end up to the emergency room or urgent care at one of our hospitals. and so now they will be assigned or they will choose between santa clara family health plan as a medi-cal managed care, or anthem blue cross where they will have their own primary care physician at one of these community clinics that we work with. damian: how many of these, well i don't know if any of you three know what percentage of folks roughly are not getting that medi-cal service because of fear, fear of immigration, even though as you mentioned, that's not taken into consideration anymore. but there's gotta be so many folks out there who just don't wanna risk it. jesse: yeah, there's a big issue in our community because of also the issue of public charge. many people think that if i go on to serv

>> jesse: i think they got that right.fact-check a comedy show on fox news, isn't it? we are in the front lines of the cancel culture war so we know about jpmorgan chase, what they did to trump people, nigel farage was the bank and i believe the truckers in canada got for that rally they held. >> how did you let that slide? >> greg: you were not listening to dana, what were you thinking about? >> jesse: i was thinking about snopes, snopes said he was born in hawaii and now they said his hat was on properly? what else are they getting wr wrong? >> jeanine: we are going to move right on from that one, what would you like to say? >> jessica: nothing about birther for sure. this is part of the reason you are saying "saturday night live" have so much less cultural relevance and that's not because i don't agree with the point of view, i am no fan of donald trump but it's such low-hanging fruit to take something you're not even going to do a simple search -- he says so many crazy things -- you could have fun with the water and th

>> jesse: sent johnny to the red carpet at the golden globes.know. do not watch the football game. >> judge jeanine: jessica? >> jesse: i don't believe so. >> judge jeanine: go ahead, jessica? >> jessica: teddy bear toss yesterday part of the tradition held by the american hockey league. bring stuffed animals to chuck on the ice. toys are then donated to local children in need through 35 central pennsylvania charities. almost 75,000 stuffed animals are collected. >> judge jeanine: dana? >> dana: i got nothing. podcast parrino kellyanne. >> judge jeanine: that's it for us. >> what is closing pitch f

so there you go. >> jesse: [laughs] i'm sure we'll hear him note that in the speech tonight. he always likes to big records and make history. >> martha: jesse, one other thing i would mention, nikki haley has been saying all along, "i was at 2% in the beginning, got the 20% in iowa." now you look at this number at 45. if it stays in the area, she'll say she doubled what she did in iowa. i imagine she will characterize this as a continued climb. we will see. we will see what she has to say at the end of the night and where this goes. >> bret: end of the donor's buy all of that. >> jesse: as we saw over at hemmer's board, we have a long

. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> it is not worthy of harvard. it is not what harvard's on you. you don't get special treatment. >> jesse: harvard's first black female president fire to. >> you are fired! get out of here! >> jesse: marjorie taylor greene swatted eight times for prime time debut tonight. >> one person assured of victory kind of undermines their whole idea of democracy, don't you think? >> jesse: a former spook claims the cia will finagle the next election. plus... ♪ ♪ harvard university always held the title of most elite ivy league school. sorry, yale. harvard university was the first college ever established in the american colonies way back in 1636 when joe biden was just a young lad. taking the name of an english clergyman who donated his library in a state for the greater good of the country. and harvard always put america first. during the american revolution, harvard move their students off campus and provided housing to the continental army. there are thousands of soldiers used cambridge as a fort during the siege of bosto