jesse is right now. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> everything we have to do with -- look -- if -- we finally beat medicare. >> thank you president biden. >> jesse: biden crashes and burns. is it time for the old switcheroo? >> i don't know what he said at the end of that sentence, i don't think he knows what he said either. >> at the end of the day, joe biden looks like a caricature that conservative media has been painting and there were no clips tonight. you sought before your eyes. >> jesse: the media cover-up is officially over. >> it is not just panic, it is pain. >> i'm in north carolina for one reason! because i intend to win this in november! [ cheering and applause ] >> jesse: joe says he is not going anywhere. do we believe him? >> i don't [ bleep ] believe it! >> jesse: plus... >> what was your favourite part of the debate? >> the end. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it's amazing how 90 minutes can change the course of humanity. last night, history changed as soon as two men walked onto a stage. >> welcome the 46th president

that's it for us tonight, jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters "primetime". tonight... >> i think democratic -- as too many preachy females. don't eat hamburgers, don't watch football. where a condom. [ bleep ] leave me alone. >> jesse: hoaxes aren't working and the left is eating it's own. >> so many have contributed so significantly to the well-being of our country. we need people who are willing to work hard. >> reporter: biden migrants are raping and killing but they are good for business. >> we did not have the type of relationship. we were interviewing other people for the position. >> what position was that? did that position look like this? >> jesse: loverboy thrusts himself into the limelight. >> he hit it. >> jesse: plus... >> he has a five-year plan. >> what is it? don't die? [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: historian victor david hanson says democrats are heading into a 1980 carter ask blowout. the party is descending into a full left-wing meltdown. democrats have been left powerless over what they say is the escalating dementia of joe biden. and to the terror

follow me on social, jesse watters is next. >> jesse: welcome to 'jesse watters primetime'. tonight... >> president biden: my sons as ,... >> jesse: barack obama pushes biden off the stage, and look who's back. >> at what a great evening! >> this is the second woman in our cabinet to be killed by an illegal alien, in both cases are suspect it's. >> jesse: biden migrants are raping and killing americans? chris hansen is here. >> never use the word is smart with me. never use that word? you know what, nothing smart about you. >> jesse: the debate rules are set, that the best man win. plus... >> his name is ben... [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: nothing says someone like a barbecue, president eisenhower loved glinka so much he put weber on the white house roof? you can see the smoke and smell the steak from pennsylvania avenue. that everybody in washington can melt with a girl like that. schumer posted a picture of himself manning the grill of filled with hotdogs and a pale gray burger patty. why no smoke or sizzling? because schumer does not have a heat knob is cranked up. slapped a slice of

don't forget. >> jesse: i will.ill, i can finally afford a $14.50 sandwich. >> thank you, jesse, appreciate it. >> jesse: alex is a republican media consultant. did you hear what i said at the top that biden is going to want to make the debate about trump, trump should make it about the american people. and he doesn't need to snap, calm, cool, collected. how would you advise him? >> you are giving trump good political advice there. i hope your rates as a political consultant are reasonable. that's what he needs to do. look, this debate is not going to be decided with one guy winning 6 points and the other guy winning 5 points. this is about a big question, which is, is donald trump's strength more dangerous than joe biden's weakness. we know that joe biden's weakness is at the heart of his presidency, no one respects this administration. that's why we have crime on the streets and waves of immigrant coming here. why the russians are running a muck around the world, and the chinese are looking hungry at taiwan. joe b

>> jesse: crime is down. [ laughter ] >> jesse: new hoax alert. plus... jake paul. [♪♪] >> jesse: politics is like a game of cards, you don't pick the cards, you play the hand you are dealt. after using up their dictator on day one card in the lock him up card, democrats are down with only two cards left to play. joe biden and come in layers. around the democrat poker table, the question is, what's the next play. the obvious answer was joe biden he won them the first poker game, why not go for a repeat? the question is, everybody sees the play coming and the biden card, no guarantee. he's lagging with debate prep, skipping out on g-7 dinners and now his conviction is hanging over his head. sources inside the white house tell the new york times biden has grown more resigned and worried than ever about what the future might hold for his son. the media is starting to question the play. >> the people close to him say that this is the thing that more than anything else he wakes up, you know, if he's briefed by aids on gaza, the next immediate thing, co

have a great weekend, jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> for young people in this country who are looking to get ahead, what would you say to them? >> i would say simply and honestly, vote for trump. >> jesse: trump and the youth vote. biden and the pope. >> to be successful at anything, you just have to be what most people aren't. consistent, determined and willing to work for it. >> jesse: the key to success. a billionaire, robert kraft is here. >> i am tom brady and i am a patriot. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: aliens living in america? what we know. plus... >> bang the gavel. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it is a birthday bash in west palm beach where 45 is celebrating 78. donald trump was welcomed onstage with a cake and the crowd is singing. ♪ happy birthday president trump ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> there is nowhere else i would rather be on my birthday, it is flag day, my birthday. than right here with thousands of proud american patriots from the great state of florida. [ cheering and app

are so proud of you, jesse pure >> jesse: thank you.ors. >> judge jeanine: the truth is she is playing a very dangerous game for no reason. it doesn't benefit her, she's got nothing to gain, if she is this judge, as they call it, we've got people who are dying. this is a very serious issue. people are being buried. women are not safe in a lot of areas. they are vulnerable in a lot of areas because of illegal immigration. and i'm not drawing a brush here. we've got the facts. and the truth is we've just got to hope that the public understands that when donald trump said they are not sending their best, that it wasn't about xenophobia or racism or anything else, it was about our ability to be able to vet these people, and we are not vetting them, it is just a lie. this is where donald trump is going to shine pure at >> greg: so dana, he wondered, because almost every other hour we are getting a new story, two or three today, just horrible crimes. you wonder when the left unleashes some horrible untested idea they assume will just be too o

my advice to jesse's this year pay her taxes. >> jesse: this year?because a justice system that is politicized means that they will punish those who don't comply and protect those who do, and we know what side we are on. i just wonder what is a community to do? let's say you know -- the sad thing about these masks, you don't know who and out of these people are so how do you punish them as a community? be able to banish them, shame them, say you know what, i don't want you around. if you can't do anything legally then you have to do something as a community. i think the first step is to get rid of, ban these coverings, whatever they are trying to do now with the mayor, what is it called, the masks. may be that is a start, so these cowards have to show their faces. >> jesse: they are not getting hired, either, anybody from columbia. >> greg: exactly, that's done. >> katie: they don't have to get hired but get paid to protest, right? >> greg: that's true. >> katie: coming up, another danger for joe biden's electric car evolution, they might be death tr

jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight... >> we had a limited amount of time. >> just say it. >> it's written all across your face, just say it, you like him! >> jesse: trump wins over new fans as biden heads back to the bunker. >> big biden would do this interview? i don't think so. >> everybody must eat! everybody must eat! >> jesse: no one is above the law, except looters, writers and ballot stuffers. >> we are the people who are going to save american democracy [ cheering and applause ] >> jesse: joe biden and aoc is now a thing. plus... >> well! you're very saucy! [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it is friday, 84 degrees in delaware. joe biden should be shirtless on a beach getting dominated by the sun, instead he is locked in a dark basement mock debating trump impersonator's. are cameras caught biden on his way to camp david, stiff as a board, shuffling across the tarmac. now the biden campaign may call this a cheap fake but it is 100% real. all we did is look at the president and hit records. last night we were told biden

jesse watters takes it from here >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight. >> he wants to put them all in jail, he wants to put them before firing squads. >> political retribution of his enemies. >> unconcern for my family. >> the revenge tour, a hoax or not? >> it has to stop. >> from now on i'm cosmo. >> jesse: meeting but -- meeting the man behind kramer. michael richards joins primetime >> jesse: 80 years since d-day. >> wears a hunter -- wear is hunter? >> new hoax alert. >> jesse: ladies and gentlemen we have another hoax. caught off the press from the biden campaign, donald trump confirms plans to jail opponents biden's now accusing donald trump of doing exactly what he did. naturally the campaign coordinated the hoax with the media. we woke up this mourning to headlines like these. the new york times trump vows to prosecute rivals, put rule of law on the ballot. trump vows legal revenge against enemies. trump wants retribution. that's dangerous, unlawful and un-american. the guy who got a thrill up his leg is now getting a chill. >> donald t

jesse watters is going to take it from here. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime p. are tonight. >> we have great unity, we have great common sense, we have one thing in mind that's making our country great. >> reporter: trump back in washington. biden in italy getting lost. >> i think she should step down. >> it should the democratic party remove her if she doesn't? >> i think so. >> jesse: wearing thin. >> the first runner-up is... >> jesse: a man wins ms. miss maryland. plus. >> are you a manly man? >> no. >> jesse: a swing and amaze pure goes of the words about her never wants to hear but at last night's congressional baseball game it's all democrats heard. >> and a swing and a miss. and a swing and a miss. and a swing and a miss that will end the inning. >> jesse: republicans roughed up democrats 31-11 the. at the baseball score. maybe a little preview of what's coming in november. if you think about it, baseball is kind of like politics. if you keep striking out you put the other team back at bad. all season democrats have been striking out with hoax after hoax

i'm in for lower ink room, next up, "jesse watters primetime". >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters "primetime", tonight. >> if he does flop so hard even the media can't deny it, should they pull him? >> i would say yes. >> jesse: democrats wetting the bed so obama and hillary take the wheel. >> i understand you are looking for coaching help. >> the last thing someone needs in a debate is a drug. if they take cocaine they will forget the lines. >> he's going to be debating three people. >> jesse: get ready for the royal rumble! >> jesse: what's behind the smash and grabs? chris hansen is here. plus... >> he tends to just -- [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: the democratic party kingmakers have seen enough. clinton world joining forces with obama world and taking over the reins of the biden campaign. hostile takeover. obama sees the race for what it is, a nailbiter, but biden does not always listen to obama's advice, he questions his judgement so obama is going around joe and is personally calling biden's campaign chair and close advisers asking about strategy and how biden was taking their advice. he has th

special edition of "jesse watters primetime." >> jesse: very special edition. fox news alert ♪ >> jesse: the stage is set and we're less than two hours away first presidential debate of the year. these two men hate each other. but hate will not win the debate. the lincoln douglas debates counted seven in total lasting over 21 hours. while the distinguished doug's also a hurled insults claiming that lincoln's radicalism destroy the union. the republicans respondent responded with whit which propelled him to the presidency where he saved the union. the kennedy nixon debate changed the way americans chose their president. kennedy was a long shot playboy mismatched against the two term v.p. as soon as the camera lights came on, kennedy's tan youthful complex fitted in a well-tailored suit with perfect posture looked presidential while nixon, still recovering from a bought of the flu and a banged up knee, appeared sweaty and pale and a poorly fitted gray suit, no makeup. 5:00 shadow. kennedy's charm was key. lincoln's calm story-telling key. and history has a way of

>> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime.ight... >> i would vote for a head in a blue liquid over donald trump tomic it's a moot point. he will [ bleep ] when cedar joe biden fighting father time. >> is a laptop yours? >> i don't know. i truly do not know the answers to the hunters ex-wife takes the stand. >> our goal is to drive people who seek and need humanitarian relief in to the lawful, safe and orderly pathways. >> jesse: the white house change cheat for illegals? plus... >> get off my plane. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: fox news alert, breaking the details on donald trump's search for up vice president. reporters out tonight, that say the trump campaign has begun the process of formally requesting information from a small group of potential running mates. the vetting, the potential candidates are, north dakota governor doug brigham, florida senator marco rubio, in ohio senator jd vance. other people are still likely being considered, about this initial outreach suggests these men on the top of donald trump's list? other potential

>> greg: jesse? >> jesse: indian food. >> greg: boo! blue! blue! >> jesse: let's go, brandon!arold, did i ask you already? >> harold: any food who that is cooked by someone who can't cook, always smelly when you reheat it be that the judge cooks well. data cooks well. >> greg: you are in the green room, somebody comes in and reheats their lunch because they have to eat lunch there. broccoli, brussels sprouts. >> judge jeanine: horrible, horrible. and fish. >> greg: who does that? kilmeade. >> judge jeanine: oh, pour -- >> greg: he lives in a broom closet. "one more thing" is up next. >> judge jeanine: i don't get that. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: "the five"'s beach bash is sponsored by empower. start taking control at [jefempower.com. (inner monologue) seriously, look at these guys. they are playing great. meanwhile, i'm on the green and all i can think about is all the green i'm spending on 3 kids in college. not to mention the kitchen remodel, and we'd just remodel the bathrooms last month. with empower, i get all of my financial questions answered. so i don't have to worry. so you're

jesse next. >> jesse: welcome to jetties -- jesse watters "primetime". tonight... >> hunter biden convicted of two counts of lying on a form. a combination of guns and drugs made his conduct dangerous. no one in this country is above the law. >> jesse: hunter finally faces the music. what's this mean for the big guy? >> have you ruled out a pardon for your son? >> yes. ideals and we don't know fully what american soil is. [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: happy juneteenth. >> [ inaudible ] >> took everything from us. there's nothing that could replace my son. >> jesse: the face of evil. >> do whatever you can to keep this monster behind bars. >> jesse: plus... >> my name's wanda. >> that's not what you told me. >> will who are you? [♪♪] [♪♪] >> jesse: fox news alert, guilty, guilty, guilty. was the verdict handed down by a jury of hunter biden's peers. for the first time in his life, hunter faced the music. two counts of lying on a gun form, one count of possession of a firearm by a drug user. hunter biden appeared wide-eyed and motionless as he became the first child

. >> jesse: welcome to 'jesse watters primetime'. tonight... >> what he think about joe biden? >> he didn't do [ bleep ]. whatever he does. >> jesse: the left says off what was biden's head. >> sent a [ bleep ]. >> donald trump wins, people stop flying out of windows, they will end up in gulags as donald trump said,. >> jesse: the media fantasizing about trumpet the dictator. but what of biden loses and he doesn't leave? >> president biden: i'm not going anywhere. [ ♪♪ ] >> [ bleep ]. holy [ bleep ]. >> jesse: it's a wild animal summer. plus... [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it was mostly peaceful weekend in washington, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and little johnny g. how to you was surrounded the white house. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] police. >> jesse: desecrating the statute of general low shampoo, the frenchman who in washington forced the surrender of dish general. effectively winning the revolutionary war. police made no arrests, actually that was one arrest, but you escaped. biden said he is defending democracy but cannot defend the statute of the general who helped started.

don't forget, catch jimmy on the road he'll be in dallas this patty and jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time, tonight. >> mr. trump: >> president biden: republicans left me no choice we have to secure the border and secure it now. >> jesse: biden's executive action on the border is ridiculous. >> prosecutors not supposed to tamper with evidence and that's looks like what you do, you change the sequence of the documents. >> that is a false characterization. >> jesse: the attorney general under oath. >> it took being branded to ask you wake up and get back to reality. lily snapped back to my former self. >> jesse: escaping a sex cult, they get it together's series continues. >> plus... >> you can handle the truth! [ ♪♪ ] -- can't. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: joe biden has never worked harder than his first day in office, of never seen a man signed it so many things, executive order after executive order, he did not really know what he was signing but after 24 hours broke the border. making him the most successful travel agent in history. but biden success made our country into

>> greg: jesse? >> jesse: indian food. >> greg: boo! blue! blue! >> jesse: let's go, brandon!harold: any food who that is cooked by someone who can't cook, always smelly when you reheat it be that the judge cooks well. data cooks well. >> greg: you are in the green room, somebody comes in and reheats their lunch because they have to eat lunch there. broccoli, brussels sprouts. >> judge jeanine: horrible, horrible. and fish. >> greg: who does that? kilmeade. >> judge jeanine: oh, pour -- >> greg: he lives in a broom closet. "one more thing" is up next. >> judge jeanine: i don't get that. ♪ ♪ progressive makes it easy to save with a quick commercial auto quote online. so you can get back to your monster to-do list. -really? -get a quote at progresivecommercial.com. here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost. ♪ [cheers] jean okay. [. [cheers and applause] >> all right, time for one more thing.i wa i want to give a spe

[laughter] say no more, jesse. say no more appears to more. >> jesse: greg is right.stay limber out there when you are dating because then you get flaccid with your reflexes, and all of a sudden some guy steals your girl when you were in the bathroom. [laughter] >> richard: i guess you have to do the backyard beekeeping, jesse. judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: what? >> richard: yoga? >> judge jeanine: i will i know is this is a good thing. i saw something on fox today were young kids are getting involved, they have a problem at home, they don't call a plumber, they handle it themselves. the problem is if you have all of these dating apps, everybody is lying about something. why not just allow your instincts and your eyeballs to figure something out for you? we've got intuition. we've had it for centuries. let's just work on it. >> jesse: pheromones, right, greg? they are called pheromones, even smell the love. >> judge jeanine: i can smell it. >> greg: smell the love, jesse watters bids before whatever you stepped on the way here. what's going on with you today? >> ju

>> jesse: they are racist.e spirit and may be, richard, when you reach the age of 45 like i do, you will have wisdom oozing out of your pores and you will realize -- >> greg: is that wisdom? >> jesse: i think so. >> katie: expensive. >> richard: i just thought it was sweat. >> jesse: you will realize oftentimes when you do the right thing, the right thing is a hard thing. it is hard to wake up early in the morning and go to the gym. it is hard to avoid vices. it is hard to have a salad instead of a slice of pizza. the democrat philosophy is let's just do what's easiest. let's just let junkies sleep on the street. let's just spend money and not care what the budget is. let's just not enforce immigration law. and might feel good to do but it doesn't lead to good outcomes. yeah, it's challenging to balance the budget. sure it is tough to tell people know, stop, you can't come into the country. but this is what adults do. and adults all over the country every day are making these decisions because they have strong

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody, i'm jesse watters on the judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., danaino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ wait a second. joe biden now has the power to fix the border? less than five months ago, the big guy was crying to the hold world how he had done all he can on the crisis, and that republicans were to blame for allowing millions of illegals to waltz into our country and cause all sorts of chaos. biden sat on his hands as migrants took advantage, beating up cops in times square and flipping the bird to americans when caught. just last night, migrants were taking selfies at a border wall in california. but with an election five months away, joe had a sudden change of heart. >> today, i'm using executive authority as available to me as president to do what i can on my own to address the border appear i'm announcing actions to bar migrants who across our southern border unlawfully from receiving asylum. the simple truth is there is a worldwide migrant crisis. and if the united states doesn't secure our border, t

jesse, as you approach 50 -- >> jesse: you don't have to try too hard.e and then be somebody. and once you kind of our somebody, you can just kind of relax and you don't have to try. >> greg: or in your case, you just gave up. you know what, this is where i'm going to be. harold, you are what -- >> harold: 54. >> greg: 54. goodyear. i remember 54. >> harold: it was just last year for you. >> greg: i'm going to be 60 in september. >> jesse: no way! >> katie: are we having a party? >> greg: i don't know. >> jesse: we've got to throw you a huge party! >> greg: but i'm an amazing 60, let's be honest. yeah? >> judge jeanine: don't even. [laughter] >> jesse: i could make my legs longer. >> greg: they have surgery for that. okay, judge. judge, what is the best thing about the age you are? >> judge jeanine: i'll tell you what it is. it is not so much because you have gotten where you want to be, and i'm not saying i have or haven't, it's just that you just mellow. >> katie: mellow? >> judge jeanine: yeah, i'm mellow. >> greg: you are mellow? can you imagine her

jesse. >> jesse: don't say it. [laughter] >> greg: that's it. you called it. >> bret: i just wanted to finish th

jesse is next. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight. >> another biden migrant arrested for the savage murder of innocent woman rachel moran. if i was president he would never be able to come in. >> mom of 5 murdered by an illegal. joe biden's solution more amnesty. rachel moran's brother is here. >> no reasonable person could not know it's misleading. we've expanded far out from just deepfakes or cheap fakes. >> joe biden's not old? what. >> it's very insulting. >> arrested for ballot fraud. what's going on? >> stop following me. >> you were caught stuffing. what happened? >> jesse: primetime catches up with the stuffer. >> don't run me over wanda. >> plus. [ ♪♪ ] when there's a a major tragedy in the country the president has a responsibility to address it and sure is he sticking steps so it never happens again. this week we found out a mother of 5 was murdered by 1 of joe biden's migrants during an international crime spree. her name was rachel morin. we'll say it but the president won't. the white house put out a statement s

follow us on socials, jesse watters is next. >> jesse: welcome to 'jesse watters primetime'. tonight... so when donald trump is in the building, the former president getting a standing ovation. >> jesse: democrats tried to knock out trump while more americans flock to his corner. chanting. >> he is a grown man that he is the smartest man i known. >> disguised the most generous, honorable men that i know. >> jesse: hundred biden's gone case kicks off. is that the fix a knee? >> did you speak to the fbi, cia, dia concerning the research of any kind? >> i can't give you the specifics of it. >> jesse: pouch he, covid-19 and the cia. plus. >> do trust the justice system? >> no, no! [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it is iconic speech, the man in the arena, teddy roosevelt said "the credible wrong as man who is in the ar arena, his face is marred by dust and sweat and blood who strikes valiantly as of his place shall be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory or defeat". the man of the arena today is donald trump. thirty-four families and 45 keeps moving. he attended ufc fight nig

jesse, what do you think? >> jesse: i don't think much, richard.dana: i loved "love actually," love the kid and he was also very good in the other hugh grant movie i liked called "about a boy." look at that cute face. he is a cute one. come on, you loved it. >> greg: do you know if you watch "love actually" while playing pink floyd's "dark side of the moon," you will ruin pink floyd's "dark side of the moon?" [laughter] >> richard: judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: i've never seen "love actually" but whatever antiaging stuff this kid is using if he is 34 and the picture we just saw, we need to give some of it to biden. >> richard: i'm going to let you get away with that one. up next, man's best friend unethical? a "time" magazine article is making the case against having a pet, citing social isolation and acclimate impact keeping pets. the truth is, often significant harm to animals. >> judge jeanine: are you kidding? you haven't even come to me. can i ask that? >> richard: you just -- >> judge jeanine: i have four rescues pure how does it cause sig

jesse watters takes it from here >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight... >> he's going to be so pumped up you know all the stuff that was missing a month ago from the white house? actually i think it was joe. >> i can't even believe i had to fact check that one. >> hoaxes, cocaine jokes and fact checks. one week until they debate. >> we do a little trolling, we do. >> i think this climate change dialogue we should address it directly what it is switches pollution. we want to terminate pollution. >> the liberals new plan to fight global warming, block out the son. >> we got all this chocolate running the city and you're trying to figure out why they are hating on me? >> happy de i thursday. plus. >> you sound dumb. [ ♪♪ ] >> we are one week from the cnn presidential debate and joe biden is officially off the grid. the president is taking the entire week awed -- off so he can cram kept david. they expect him to sling the same corny lines democrats have been pushing for years but sources tell cbs biden has a surprise up his sleeve. >> we should exp

>> jesse: yes, that was the catering. "jesse watters primetime" the migrant cheat sheet.check out this bear who has his kodak moment, get it? as he took a dive from a tree on tuesday. tran whyizer shot hit the pause button. okay, greg, listen very closely. he was barely functioning after being tranquilized and it was pawsibbli the most imberassing thing to happen to him. >> greg: s that watt most embarrassing. >> greg: obviously this bear is celebrating pride month as well. >> judge jeanine: and i'm on "fox & friends" in the morning. >> harold: miles ruffle 15-year-old kid freshman in high school. play june 27th in detroit. i love when young kids do well. >> greg: i hate it. >> harold: congrats to him. hopefully he wins that term and goes on to have great career. >> greg: thank you, harold. >> bret: hey, greg, how do you thin

jesse? >> jesse: wake up early. >> greg: nice! judge?hter] maybe it should be learned to count. [laughter] what's your name again, harold? >> harold: love, forgive, love. >> shannon: oh! >> harold: you have to. otherwise you are miserable. >> greg: were you just coming onto me? >> jesse: i think he was. >> greg: shannon? >> shannon: no doesn't count. i don't mean in that way. >> judge jeanine: what are you talking -- >> jesse: oh! no means yes! >> judge jeanine: don't send that out. >> shannon: no! >> jesse: finally some woman admits. >> greg: my three words: don't do coke. >> shannon: okay. >> greg: do we have time? >> judge jeanine: yeah, hit it. >> greg: oh, we have "one more thing." "one more thing." ♪ ♪ i couldn't get my hair done. then psoriatic arthritis. cosentyx works on both for me. people with psoriasis on the scalp have a 4 times higher risk for psoriatic arthritis. serious allergic reactions, severe skin reactions that look like eczema, and an increased risk of infections, some fatal, have occurred. tell your doctor if you h

jesse, you are right. americans sitting at home watching this are disgusted and outraged at this. what secretary mayorkas saying this is about the individual and it was his criminal act. that's true, but that's not what they say when there is a gun involved. it's immediately, we have to sue the gun industry. the gun is the thing that is at fault, the gun is the thing that did it. you're going to follow their logic on the border being open is what has allowed people here. they wouldn't have raped, hit people in cars and killed them, duis come all kinds of other things, but for them being a lot across the border. they would not have been able to commit those crimes in this country. >> judge jeanine: it is the old but-4 backtest. greg, congresswoman jayapal, do we have a sound from her? let's take a listen. >> the economics of immigration are absolutely, you can't argue with that. we have brought in so much money for immigration and the surge in immigration has already brought in so much money and will contin

[ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: hello everybody and jesse watters with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford junior, dananaud and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is 'the five'. wait a second, joe biden now has the power to fix the border? less than 5 miles it was a big i was crying to the whole world how he has done all he can on to blame for allowing millionse of illegals to waltz into our country and calls all sorts of chaos. biden sound his hands as migrants took advantage weaning of cops in times square then flipping the bird to americans when caught. just outside migrants were taking the selfies at a border wall in california. with an election five months away, joe biden changed his hard. >> president biden: today i will be passing my executive authority of able to me as president to do what it can or my own to address of the border. announcing actions to bart migrants who cross our southern border unlawfully from receiving a solemn, simple truth is, is a worldwide migration crisis and of the united states is not secure our borders is known limited to the number of people who may t

. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight. >> i don't mind being out there because i'm doing something for this country and doing something for our constitution. it's very important. this is bigger than trump. this is bigger than me and my presidency. >> jesse: biden convicts trump and smirks for the cameras. >> i feel it such a sweet vindication of the rule of law. >> this was a fair process. >> from here on in donald trump is simply branded convicted felon donald trump. >> the media whets themselves over the trump verdict. >> i got so excited i started leaking a little bit. [ laughter ] >> trans women can produce milk to feed a baby. you must grow your coconuts. once your coconuts are grown is time to start producing milk. >> happy der friday. plus. >> robert de niro you are a piece of [ bleep ] [ ♪♪ ] >> picture is worth a thousand words. swiftie think joe biden is saying here? >> mr president can you tell us sir donald trump refers to himself as applicable prisoner and blames you directly what's your response to t

." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, kevin walling, dana perino, and pensive greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ donald trump making a triumphant return to washington to unite the republican party. and it was, as the former president would say, a total love fest. trump getting a rock star reception from congressional republicans. at one point house g.o.p. members started singing happy birthday to him. why don't we all? ♪ happy ♪ [laughs] and senate republicans gave him a cake. trump turned 78 tomorrow, the former president come on a mission to get everybody on board to win big this november and save america from the biden catastrophe. sources telling fox news went went down in the closed door dop meeting, trump ripping the biden doj as dirty, no good bastards over his lawfare campaign against them and also called joe biden. later on, trump touting the republican unity. >> we have great unity. we have great common sense. a lot of very smart pe

>> jesse: is it tolerant?, my heart goes to jocelyn's family, and you know, i think the suspects, right, they are found guilty, and the whole book should be thrown at them. this is heinous. this be on death penalty? >> sure. we also believe in nuance and bright lines and i think that these individuals you are watching on your screen, and an infant that crosses the border with their mother, who yes, according to the law as judge jeanine mentioned they would be an illegal alien, but did not make the choice to cross, now they want to do -- >> we are not talking about dreamers? we're not talking about dreamers? we are talking about violent -- >> richard: i'm not changing the subject. and i did not interrupt you. according to the law that you quoted, an infant that crosses the border would be deemed an illegal alien. yes, they would. it does not have an age difference. >> judge jeanine: that is not in the statute. don't talk about something you don't know. >> richard: i'm telling you exactly what's on that paper yo

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i was driving jesse jr.camp and he said dad, why did the deep state try to invoke the 25th amendment against donald trump last night was clearly cogent but they have not invoked it against joe biden. i said son, you're asking the right questions. and then he spilled his milk all over the car seat. my mom calls afterwards. i said hello. didn't brag, didn't gloat. i said get ready for the dictatorship. maybe it's not what you expect in your last twilight years but democracy is pretty much over with, come on. we've had enough. we got upstairs around 9:01 and missed the first minute and i see biden and it was like, the nixon-kennedy. i'm saying that sound smart. it wasn't alive. but you see the face and you see trump's face and you think he's going to lose in the minute he opens his mouth, he's really going to lose. sounds like he got punched in the breadbasket. minute 12 you get this total breakdown and then he comes up and says, "i defeated medicare." johnny jumps out of his seat. [cackling] i'm trying to calm

jesse, i have a theory i like to share with you.h >> jesse: pleaseyo. >> greg: this article has a e bigger to tell everyone it's okay to vote for trump. remember, in 2016 and 2020 you did not go out of your way toer say that you were voting fore to trump because there would be too much risk. the article is basically giving you the blessing to say yes i'm going to vote for trump. i'm not crazy about him but look at this guy. dow it comes down to what is riskier. this article said biden is far more risky as president.t i that's what i got. i think that's the mission.: >> jesseit: it's a great cover story, a great excuse for people who are looking for an excuse tj tell their friends and familynd and coworkers about why they arr not voting for joe biden. and i want to be fair to the president, it is a hard job for it'sanybody.he's he's got two wars going on, you've got intelligencell officials telling him things that we don't even know about that he's probably stressed about, his sonobab is on gun chs in trial. i don't know, he's got to dealwk with peter do see every time he walks around. >> g

i want to wish everybody a happy jesse day.r of my perfect name and means god's gift or king in hebrew. checks out. i encourage all of you to celebrate watching "jesse watters primetime" tonight. we have the brother of rachel morin and he will be joining us at 8:00. and also, you while we are at it, johnny caught up with wanda the ballot stuff, again. >> wanda, arrested for ballot fraud. what's going on? >> quit following me. >> jesse: quit following me. say that to johnny all the time. >> greg: must be hard to have jesse day and juneteenth back to back that's that cut into your presence. >> jesse: kind of like when leap year is on my birthday. >> harold: erika's 78-year-old dad bob had to go on dialysis. once she discovered that she was a match with her super hero dad the pair underwent a surgery at the same time at the uc san diego health center, congratulations to them and god bless them. happy father's day. >> judge jeanine: such a great story. >> greg: i have seen better. i had to say something bad. okay? it's in my contra

jesse, you go first. >> jesse: tonight on "jesse watters primetime."now him as kramer from seinfeld. johnny was at the trial today down in wilmington, delaware. here's a little peek. >> hunter lied on a gun form. if you lied on a gun form, what would happen to you? >> they are going to send me to jail. under the jail. on top of the jail. around the jail. i'm going to jail. >> jesse: there you go. >> judge jeanine: okay. check out this scary moment, folks when a giraffe on a w wildlife tour. quickly startled by the father's yell. the incident was an accident, so the giraffe said. and the giraffe was allegedly trying to grab a bag of food from the toddler. but missed. that's it for us. we will see you at the beach. >> bret: at the beach. >> judge jeanine: have great night.

basically that's what it was saying, but if you watch jesse watters prime time you know this. >> jesseey lead to the fire allegations, that would lead to the big guy, but i don't know about richard's analysis i would say if it's guilty or not guilty there will be challenges for the biden campaign. if it's guilty, then a partially deaf line of attack that trump's a convicted felon. i say partially because, yes, hunter is not running for president, but to just casually throw around that label against your opponent when the first son wears the same label seems boneheaded. if you get a not guilty, then that feeds into the trump i am running against a rigged system. the way that jim comey did in the summer of 2016 where it was thrown out the immunity deals to hillary's team like party favors. and just let her off with a slap on the wrist and showed that donald trump was the victim of a rigged system and needed to get into d.c. and clean house. this will prove it is a not guilty that there was home cooking and both of these trials in new york you get a democrat jury who i don't know, through

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if you watch jesse watters primetime you know this. >> jesse: they charged with violations, convenientlyose charges out. i don't know about richard's analysis, i would say but was guilty or not guilty, there wila be challenges for the biden campaign. if it'allys guilty, partiallyde defends the line of attack that trump is a convicted felon it, partially because hunter is not e, ya running for president aboo just casually go and throw around that label against your opponent when the first son has the same label seems boneheadeda you get a nod to guilty, datai feeds into the trump i'm running against the rig to system. the way the situation did in the summer of 2016 where it was thrown out, deals to hillary's party favors. ane pad let her off with a slapn her wrist and just showed thatt trump was the victim of a rigged system and would be getting intn dc into the clean house.s this proves it is an auditokin guilty, there was home cooking and both of these trials, new york, democratic jury, legal black magic invented a crime and then convicted.a and then you have a delawareth jury do the sa

>> jesse: nope, never will.quity, you can't expect bonuses each christmas, you have to expand your horizons and look for economic opportunities. he is just trying to do that. is he aware of the conflict? how could he be? he is focused on eating, marie. he's got one job and he is great at it, it is as manager's fault. fire the manager, get out of the contract with the vegans and show up on july 4th with a lot of press at your back and win, bb, win. >> marie: i love how they say he has been training for july 4th and now he can't go compete. >> judge jeanine: he is not too bright. when you forget what hoists you in the public eye and you chase a rabbit in the opposite direction, you are basically not recognizing what your enterprise is and how important your enterprise is to whether or not you are going to survive. he made a decision, and he lost. now can he come back? who knows. it's too late. >> dana: the best thing is he has the endorsement and doesn't have to eat the hot dogs anymore. >> judge jeanine: that's w

jesse? >> jesse: thank you and i just want to tell everybody i've been drug tested and unclean.on that note former president from is getting ready to debate president by then for the first time in four years. i had knee from -- had leaders from the spin room it atlanta. >> let me first give you some color from the spin room. peter just mentioned avenue some copyright over my left shoulder -- right shoulder on the floor right no and he's actually been here on the floor for more than an our sort of working the room we've also seen auntie of trump surrogates, people on the bb shortlist as well, vivek ramaswamy was on the floor earlier, had a swarm of reporters around him, j.d. vance is supposed to be here as is doug burgum. as far as former president trump goes the trump team tells us that he is feeling very confident and very, very -- very well prepared for the next tomato he'll focus on fixing the economy, he'll talk about restoring peace around the world and he's going to secure the southern border and you might even talk about the recent victims of illegal migrants those allege

. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prompt time. tonight. >> the democrats keep running on this 1 idea. you cannot possibly think you can do worse than donald trump and they keep saying yes, we can. >> the democrat bed is officially wet. >> confirms at least 400 migrants with potential isis ties recently crossed into united states. >> that's incorrect. >> tell us why. >> i think it is inaccurate. >> isis in the usa? what we know. >> i was able to sign into law the inflation reduction act. the most significant investment anywhere in the history of the world. >> joe biden green energy and money laundering. an investigation. >> business is booming again. >> it is so damn hot. milk was a bad choice. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: joe biden always wanted to be canidae but didn't have the charm works or class. alas he's an elder statesman's new york times says elderly statesman. conjuring up thoughts of frailty and fading spirit. the time says sure a little foundation will keep them from looking frail and pasty but what biden really needs is to change

w jesse.representative kiley had reported that kemal here is actually eyeing a run fora california governor because of it. right. that's the backup plan. governorause of you are hearini that joe biden isn't going to be the democrat nominee. >> correct.it app it appears that our colleagues are trying to put guardrailsear4 on a 2024 presidential election with president trump. and also what you're seeing is, according to our polling, you know, jesse, as well as ingt do, that they've been trying to really paint republicans as anti-womas asti- woman and to trying to push an abortion thinis right now with the election. and i don't think that that's the case. a lot of the american people a lo america this is athin state rights decision. and so i think that they know that they're losing. it's very eviden tow thatheyt a. point. >> all right, congresswoman anna paulina luna, the straight truth from insidsee ste the rooa didn't need any spin from cnn. thank you so muc. h. on the >> we always appreciate y

but jesse, what art jesse,e your about this?>> well, because joe biden needs a lo about te joe t more e donald trump does. joe biden needs kimmel. s.he bill clinton, he needs barack obama. he needs clooney to raise money. donald trump can throw a fundraiser mp can t and, raise 50 million just by himself. and if we were at fox and greg tried to throw a fundraiser for donald trump, wow, they'de four have to call the show the four. i mean, he would be out of here. so." be they would never allow tha. and then for carville to say that they need to be tougher, how much more tougher can the medihre tough meda be on tr? they're trying to throw him in prison. they're trying to call himstrip a racist. they're trying to strip him off the ballot. so i don'thim off so i know what more they can do. but whatever they're doing is working because s up i he's in all the polls and now he's raising more money >>d he's going to cruiseraisoned to reelection. >> harold, quick question. the judge has said that she thinks there shouluick ques sair debat

>> jesse: that's tough.nominee and taking on gavin newsom instead of within the trump administration. maybe. chemistry, i agree, i thinkic burgum has the best chemistry.o he was there during the verdict day, they get along great.e the top three, no one has drama and that's what i like. they are all that did, that it professionals. rubio mio might add a little toe ticket because of the hispanichi cuban, to put that flavor. ideologically, vance is probabl most simpatico with the america first movement. but i don't know, burgum goes with central casting. e a vice president but who knows. >> judge, i thought the stefonen diggs movement may be interesting given new york and what the president has been doing and his ideas about winning but what do you think about the list that's becoming shorter? >> judge jeanine: i thinkshor honestly when i looked at theid list i, said first of all, is anyone from the swing states? o none of the top three are. it's definitely among the top three.u we i think the point that you we