jesse watters is now. jesse? >> jesse: have a great show. >> bret: thanks, buddy. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: usually when you are feel sick, maybe you have a cold or a virus. all you want to do is sleep and just relax. people don't get the hint. >> i swear to god i'm sick i can't go to school. >> if you are staying home today you can help me shave my arm pits. >> jesse: maybe you are not feeling to hot you want to lay around and be on your own but no one leaves you alone.

"jesse watters primetime" is now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: hey, bret, thank you. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we have all watched before when one of our favorite athletes held on for just a little too long. it's tough for you to quit when you think you are a legend. >> think about that, kid. i will see you later. [cheers] remember, kid, there is heroes and there is legends. heroes get remembered. but legends never die. >> jesse: joe biden is a legend in his own mind and doesn't think he is going anywhere. it's not like he lost his fast ball. he never had one. is he already a lame duck. the most unpopular president of all time and he just caught covid. more on that in a moment. and in a new quinnipiac poll, 71% of americans are against biden running for a second term. with more than half of democrats saying he has got to go. with friends like that, who needs enemies? because those numbers are awful. his own teams is telling him to go home. but, can you blame them? everything is expensive and more dangerous. the country is a mess. the first lady just calle

"jesse watters primetime" is up next. hello, jesse. >> jesse: hey, mike. thanks so much. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm sure all of you patriots spent your weekend like i did celebrating july 4th ringing in america's birthday. you fire up the grill, tossed a few dogs on if you know anything about hospitals they are to you. like joey chestnut who manhandled the enemy while demolishing 63 dogs to win the annual's nathan's hot dog eating contest that's america at its finest and that is also peak athletic ability. or if you are a kid you played a little baseball under the lights. ♪ spacious skies ♪ for amber waves of grain ♪ purple mountain majesty ♪ >> jesse: those who served our country can recollect upon the sacrifices that have been made which brings a tear to their eyes. >> people don't realize what they have they bitch about it nowadays i'm so upset that the things we did and things we fought for and boys have died for it is all going down the drain. our country is going to hell. and that's not what our boys, that's not what they died for. [sobbing] >> jesse: young

jesse watters "primetime." >> jesse: so sweet when you call me that bret, thank you. >> bret: i know. it strikes right here. [laughter] >> jesse: have a good night. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: it's been four days since the massacre in highland park, illinois where seven people were killed and more than two dozen injured. the killer was 21-year-old robert crimo iii. but the people who enabled him were his parents. and they need to be brought to justice. den denise and bob crimo jr. bear a lot of responsibility for what happened. if prosecutors won't hold them accountable, "primetime" will. illinois state police confirm that the shooter's father is under criminal investigation. he helped his son buy the guns that were used in the shooting. bob crimo is a failure as a father. being a bad parent isn't a crime. but in this case, it might be. bob crimo's son was deeply disturbed and everyone knew it. this kid has been battling rage and depression for years. three years ago tried to kill himself. >> in april of 2019, an individual contacted highland park police department a week after learning of mr. crimo attempting suicide. spoke with crimo. spo

imagine that. >> jesse: doesn't work that way. >> thanks, jesse. >> jesse: we know nancy pelosi isn'tess ban her family from slinging stocks. we reported how nancy installed long time aide as sec commissioner so she probably won't be facing an investigation any time soon that doesn't mean "primetime" is going to let her off the hook. nancy is feeling the pressure. this weekend, in a sad attempt to shake off the press, pelosi came up with the new excuse as to why her family stock trades are always perfectly timed with what's going on in d.c. no, she didn't admit to pillow talk or insider trading. nancy didn't even give pappa paulie p. credit for being a substantiate is a vanity and getting better returns than warren buffet. when confronted buying stock in a chip company as congress votes on sending about 50 billion in corporate welfare to chip companies, nancy had a perfect excuse for the suspicious timing. we are from san francisco silicon valley area so, yeah, we had been following technology for a very long time. these were options that were purchased a long time ago. you asked me a

"jesse watters primetime" is next. jesse? >> jesse: thanks so much, mike. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: have you ever been caught in a lie before? as a kid maybe you broke something in your bedroom. >> never asked you, do you like guacamole? >> oh, god. >> jesse: you made a mistake. but you don't want to get in trouble, so you try to lie your way out of it tell a little fib. lamp broke on its own. maybe the dog did it you just don't want to face the consequences, as a kid you can kind of get away with it but as an adult you need to take the heat. >> sorry, i ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the vcr. >> jesse: but today we have a president who can't own up to anything. and no matter how many times he blows it, nobody ever pays a price. gas prices keep breaking records. that's putin's fault. there's no baby formula, come on, man. he's not a mind reader. they botched afghanistan. we left hundreds behind enemy lines. marines died, billions of weapons left there. but no one in the administration was fired. blinken, austin, millie, they are

jesse: richard kimball one of the best movies of all time. >> greg: weird left turn. >> judge jeanine: he had prosthetic arm. >> jesse: you call yourself a film guy? >> jessica: i don't know. >> judge jeanine: i think it's the end of the show. >> jesselaughter] >> jesse: that's it for dogs. >> bret: good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. the senate tries to pass a bill pumping up the chip industry. $50 billion more than 1,000 pages long. we will tell you what's in it will the summer extreme heat leave your family in the dark or without air conditioning? rolling brown out or blackout threats. and tension with china grows over house speaker nancy pelosi's possible trip to taiwan. ♪ but first, breaking

"jesse watters primetime" is now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: i'm going to text you some questions for manchin so watch your phone. have a good weekend. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: do you remember jon stewart? he used to hostth daily show it was liberal but witty. >> democracy, when it grows is not flower, it is a healthy, sturdy tree. [laughter] >> no man a island except. where is that? do you know what? [bleep] i'm going to go paint a cat. >> jesse: then jon stewart retired to go live on a farm where he doesn't have to shave every day. i'm jealous of the not shaving. farms make me nervous. i get the sense math is involved and i have to do math to eat, i won't. so stuart left his show to stephen colbert and everybody realized how talented he really was. but he wasn't just a host. john did stand up. he was a writer. he even acted. >> did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? i don't know you. >> ever seen the back of a $20 bill on weed? >> jesse: that role wasn't a stretch for stuart because we hear he grows all kinds of things on his farm. here he is sh

jesse jr. >> jesse: what? >> greg: yeah. >> happy birthday, dad, but i love greg gutfeld more than you. he's cool. you're a dork. >> judge jeanine: he is so cute. >> jesseay, brother. >> greg: not the lemon cake. >> jesse: it's not. would you like to cut it for me, dana? you are much better. >> dana: would you like me to? happy people are eating the cake? >> judge jeanine: not me. >> jesse: come on. >> dana: what about the sugar challenge? >> greg: judge, you. >> judge jeanine: my turn? all right. it's time for another edition of judge jeanine's sweet tooth. ♪ ♪ so today is a holiday that is near and dear to my heart. it is world chocolate day and uncle just acceptee has spent us a lot of chocolate from around the world from england, germany, switzerland, pennsylvania and the united states. and judge jeanine's apple that is covered with peppermint patties. i have a cool breeze blowing through my hair and across my long white dress. and that's it. >> dana: wow. okay. >> greg: do you know what? >> harold: i have to follow that? >> greg: look at this slice of cake. >> jesse: happy pride month, jesse. >> greg: even in your cake. harold? >> harold: happy bir

jesse watters primetime" is now. i doubt the g.d.p. will come up in the game but it may. >> jesse: more like rbis. >> bret: there you go. >> jesse: thanks, bret. ♪ >> jesse: at some point in our lives we have all witnessed somebody getting special treatment. maybe it's a parent who has a favorite kid. wasn't me. or maybe you have been to a football game where the ref refuses to call a foul against the other team. >> so 40. >> oh. he is brought down hard. >> what? oh, come on, man. >> you are not going to call that. >> i call tackle. >> what were you looking at? >> jesse: what about the teacher's pet? the kid who brought a shiny little red apple from home and left it under her desk? >> hey, listener, i didn't want to say this from front of the other kids i didn't want to make them jealous. i made a special position for you it's the most important job of all. the manager. >> >> jesse: special treatment runs rampant in washington. only runs one way. democrats are the darlings of d.c. they can do no wrong. republicans on the other hand, well, there is an entire system in place designed to destroy them. and it happens every day right in fron

there is no way -- >> jesse: maybe they are going for the bag gtes, we will find out one way or the other. >> appreciate it, jesse. >> jessepappa paulie p. have been the wolves of washington for decades. built the family empire worth hundreds of millions of dollars thanks to timely stock trades. all good reacts come to an end especially if you get sloppy. remember, you don't want to draw too much attention to yourself. >> didn't i tell you not to attract attention? [bleep] get a 20,000. bring it back. >> jesse: well, paulie p. brought something much bigger than a mink coat. he purchased $4.5 million worth of nvidia stock a chip making company that would have benefited greatly from the passage of the chip's act which is about to be signed into law. that raised a lot of eyebrows. made a lot of people angry and sparked public pressure campaign led by some people. we reported last night that paulie p. sold all of his shares of in. individual i can't at a loss 340,000. our friends at unusual whales noticed something well unusual about the trade. it was the first time the pelosis had both filed and revealed the transaction on th

>> jesse: wait a second, wait a second. >> are there limitations on here? >> jesse: reading the fine print. >> as an attorney -- >> jessehance? >> jesse: who knew, shannon crushed it. sorry, hemmer. it's friday, folks. ♪ ♪ all right, so i am a little rattled after the last interview with the shark expert. i thought i knew what to do when i encountered a shark, it was either i gouged or swim as fast as i could to shore, he told me to swim towards the shark. because the shark is elf and is not used to being challenged. and i don't know what to think. i am shook. i'm kind of like hemmer, my confidence is now shot, and i'm starting to think the guest doesn't like me, and he just wanted me to swim so i could be shark food. i'm not going in the water this weekend, i'm sorry. just not going in the water. text messages. cassandra, what does she have to say? is there really no one in congress who sees what the pelosis up to? why isn't anyone doing anything about this? i'm surprised martha stewart hasn't said anything. "primetime" is going to be reaching out to stuart for comment. maybe we will have that next week. max as paulie

jesse: i might like that. little thing of solo cups. >> jessica: i'm really bad. >> jesse: and the answers. oh, everybody's right in the zone. >> jimmy: i went low. >> jesse>> jesse: that might be me >> judge jeanine: no, nobody won. >> jesse: everybody's over. >> jimmy: everybody gets a point >> jessica: i wasn't that bad. i don't want to hear about it every again. >> jimmy: they won't sell me solo cups anymore. they're like not after the last party >> jesse: it is environmentally friendly. march gras rita >> margarita mix you won't know because you don't drink alcohol judge. but the rest of us. this is josÉ cuervo. >> jimmy: the metric system. it's a half gallon. >> jesse: let's see what we've got for the josÉ cuervo margarita mix >> jessica: i'm over on anything. >> jimmy: i'm back where i started at 12.99. come on give it to me. i need a point here. >> jesse: $25? >> judge jeanine: what? >> jesse: what do we have. margarita mix 7.98. was anybody under? >> judge jeanine: what? >> jessica: no >> jesse: everybody was over. >> dana: this always happens when we're in the city. >> judge jeanine: we're at city prices. >> jimmy: 7.98? >> jessica: wow. >> jess

jesse watters is now. jesse? >> jesse: have a great show. >> bret: thanks, buddy. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: usually when you are feel sick, maybe you have a cold or a virus. all you want to do is sleep and just relax. people don't get the hint. >> i swear to god i'm sick i can't go to school. >> if you are staying home today you can help me shave my arm pits. >> jesse: maybe you are not feeling to hot you want to lay around and be on your own but no one leaves you alone. >> what's wrong for christ's sake look at him, money. ferris? >> he doesn't have a fever but he says his stomach hurts and he is seeing spots. >> jesse: if anybody knows what it's like to not be left alone while they are sick it's joe biden. since the president was diagnosed with covid on thursday, the left sensed an owning. "the washington post" ran an op-ed this weekend telling biden to quit, joe, quit. and the squad want nothing to do with him. >> do you want to see joe biden run for a second term. >> he has got to go. >> that's an easy question it's not going to

"jesse watters primetime" is right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: you do fit in a lot. people always say that about you. [laughter] ♪ ♪ >> jesse: joe biden has seen more seasons than a lot of us. he knows that it gets cold in january and hot in july. in the winter he throws on a warm jacket. and in the summer he licks the cold cone of ice cream. but on a really hot day he might even jump in the neighborhood pool. >> you know, i sit on the stand and it get hot. i got a lot -- i got hairy legs that turn -- that turn -- that, that, that turn -- um, blond in the sun. and the kid used to come up in and reach in the pool and rub my leg down and watch the hair come back up again. used to go in the key room lunchtime after free swim and sit on the floor because it was nice and cool. >> jesse: joe had a pretty good understanding about how to handle a hot summer. biden was never concerned about global warming. he was delaware senator for four decades. a state run by corporate america. not by joe biden. delaware doesn't have a single offshore wind turbine and gets over 90% of their

jesse? good evening. >> jesse: good evening. thanks so much, bill. ♪ ♪ >> jesse's been over two weeks since the supreme court overturned roe v. wade. and there has been violence, protests, political drama. but there has been one particular story that caught the nation's attention. it appeared in the indianapolis star newspaper back on july 1st. a horrifying ordeal involving a 10-year-old girl. dr. kaitlin bernard. an indianapolis obstetrician gynecologist took a call from a colleague. a child abuse doctor in ohio. hours after the supreme court action the buckeye state had outlawed any abortion after six weeks. now, this doctor had a 10-year-old patient in the office who was six weeks and three days pregnant. could bernard help? this is a heinous story. 10-year-old girl was raped and is pregnant with the rapist's baby? there is nothing more despicable than that. and she was now unable to end her pregnancy in the state of ohio, so according to the report, that's where dr. kaitlin bernard steps in. since indiana had yet to change their abortion laws, the girl could

jesse watters right now, what would it be? >> well, justin,. >> reporter: jesse. >> i am sorry. jessebly sorry i haven't heard of you but i am oblivious because i live under a rock under a tree in the forest. literal tree hugger for sure. >> i would teach him a spell. >> abracadabra. >>> the ducks fly north to new york in search of buried treasure. >> what is a lame-duck in government? >> may be attacking people for no reason. >>> this is a fox news alert. another deadly mass shooting casting the july 4th celebration. a killer actually remains at large. the town of highland park and surrounding communities just north of chicago on high alert following a shooting that least six people dead and 24 others hurt. it happened as cheerful holiday celebrants lined the streets to watch a parade. chaos ensued and parade goers realize the sounds they heard weren't fireworks, but gunshots. the crowd ran for cover and many didn't make it. police have identified a 22-year-old person of interest to they describe as armed and dangerous. the people of highland park are advised to stay indoors. neighbo

jesse? >> i'm jesse watters and this is my world. >> i like delaware and i'm ready to move out of state. ♪ ♪ >> jesseerybody should learn the exact same thing i did. if you're pulled over by officers on the highway i'm a you don't go to the left. you don't do that. because you explained to me it's the fast lane, you could probably get killed when you do that. pull over to the rights, there were no places to pull over on the right. it was just the divider. that's what we had to do again. i was not driving, my wife was driving. which doesn't sound good, but again, the back problem. i had a doctor's note. let's do text messages. next migraine bus should be sent to biden speech from arizona, if they can make ends meet on $174,000 salary, maybe she should pick up extra hours as a bartender. she might make more there than working in congress. she definitely serves more than she is serving one in office. clayton from canada, it hispanics are tacos, the democrats are toast. jim from painesville, ohio, that's a tough spot, jesse, just wanted to bring you up-to-date on the leader shortage. peanut butter. the e

until then, "jesse watters primetime" starts right about now. jesse, good evening to you. >> jesse: good evening. i will take those extra five seconds and run with it. thank you. >> bill: go for it. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: "primetime" we don't like liars, our trust like yours is something that has to be earned. once we figure out you are not being honest with us, that's the end of our relationship. it's why we are always on our toes any time we talk to a lawyer: my dad, he is a liar. >> a liar? >> oh, i'm sure you don't mean a liar. >> well, go to the court and talks to the judge. >> you mean he is a lawyer.

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go out for a cocktail and i will buy it. >> jesse: we are human trafficking johnny. >> that's only $24 each. >> jesse: congratulations jessica. ♪ ♪ >> jesseirstyle and went to the barber he cut it any style styled it like that very slick and i came to work with like that. we told you is want to know if you like the slick look for the processional parts of a side thing and the audience has responded 82% of you guys like the pat riley gavin newsom look. i'm not sure if a mistake with the audience ask you don't care all the audience rock and back anymore because the wife didn't like it that much and it's very important. let's do some text messages. it reminds her of the godfather i think this new look suits you the hair slicked back just like the godfather. your original hairstyle is better than the slicked back you look like newsom drives me crazy i got a good way? are not so good? russell says can you talk to selden and to staging recount of the attack? i'm hoping that it's on par with aoc. we have jenny from michigan such a good well behave a b boy he drank his milk and ate his food and went to sleep early he deserves ice cream and gold s

jesse watters primetime" is now. great news about ben. >> jesse: yeah, happy birthday, ben. ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert. incredible display of bravery today as 17 democratic members of the house were arrested outside of the united states supreme court during a roe v. wade protest. including members of the squad as aoc ilhan omar, cori bush and ayanna pressley were all removed from the scene by capitol police. historians will look back on this day as one of the most significant social justice battles of the 21st sen trip. the squad demonstrating bravery. we haven't seen since john lewis was beaten and gassed in selma. this was also reminiscent of joe biden who was arrested on his way to meeting with nelson mandela. >> this day, 30 years ago, nelson mandela walked out of prison and entered into discussions about apartheid. i had the great honor of meeting him. i had the great honor of being arrested with our u.n. ambassador on the streets trying to get to see him on robin's island. >> jesse: actually, joe biden made that up. but, that's besides the point. history will remember this day as america's own ti

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survived a shark attack. >> jesse: we had a shark expert on "jesse waters prime time".i said how do i react if i see a shark? he said swim towards it. >> jessica: then what? >> jesse away but i think he hates me. >> jessica: they think your feet are food. >> jesse: what if i did a backstroke -- >> jeanine: one more things is next. >> greg: you know sharks have bit more men? one more thing is next. ♪♪ . . fishing helps ease my mind. kinda like having liberty mutual. they customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. woah! look out! [sfx: submarine rising out of water ] [ sfx: minion spits bobber ] minions are bitin' today. [ sfx: submarine hatch closes, submarine dives ] ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ hello! minions: the rise of gru, only in theaters. hey! subway's drafting 12 new subs, for the all-new subway series menu. let's hear about this #7 pick, from a former #7 pick. juicy rotisserie-style chicken. you should've been #1. this isn't about the sandwich, is it chuck? it's not. the new subway series. what's your pick? announcer: type 2 diabetes? the new subway series. discover the power of 3 in the ozempic® tri-zone. in my ozempic® t

until then, "jesse watters primetime" starts right about now. jesse, good evening to you. >> jesse: good evening. i will take those extra five seconds and run with it. thank you. >> bill: go for it. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: "primetime" we don't like liars, our trust like yours is something that has to be earned. once we figure out you are not being honest with us, that's the end of our relationship. it's why we are always on our toes any time we talk to a lawyer: my dad, he is a liar. >> a liar? >> oh, i'm sure you don't mean a liar. >> well, go to the court and talks to the judge. >> you mean he is a lawyer. >> jesse: don't even get me started on those used car sales men. >> see this junker? i paid $100 for it. she has 120 miles on her. transmission shot, bumpers are falling off of course what do i do with her, huh? i sell her. >> jesse: when somebody lies right to your face, they insult your intelligence and completely lose your trust. since the day he got to the white house, joe biden has been spewing nothing but lies, excuses and nonsense. he told us he was going to get covid under contro

>> jesse: i will be real quick tonight on "jesse watters primetime" we have exclusive footage of theoing with the puppet and harassing people that got them arrested. >> greg: insurrection. >> dana: judge? >> judge jeanine: firefighters coming to the rescue of a dog who had been cruelly thrown off the bridge onto the harlem river yesterday. a good samaritan trying to keep the dog's head above water and firefighters came in and they saved the pooch. they took it out of the waterway and tonight fire boat where he got medical attention. >> greg: who did that? who threw him? >> dana: don't know. >> judge jeanine: some mean guy. >> dana: did he get adopted? >> judge jeanine: i don't know. i will come back tomorrow and let you know. >> dana: always come back "the five." that's it for us. see you don't on exclamation point. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: i was a fan of the horse watching the horse piÑata. that was my favorite. good evening, dana. welcome to washington i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, fox news has learned the federal probe into president biden's son hunter

jesse? >> jesse: do you like popsicles? >> greg: i hate them. >> jesse: billionaires? t's a communist company. communist charging you money. >> jesse: group called mischief has a bunch of popsicles with a faces of billionaires. we have zuckerberg and jack maui. i don't even know who this is. >> that's zuckerberg. >> jesse: that's zuckerberg? >> martha: i think his hair is melting a little. >> jesse: tonight, grinch, lindsey graham and dan bongino. i think i'm the most liberal person on the show tonight. watch at 7:00. >> greg: that is a conservative sandwich. tonight, i have evil shannon bream, dr. drew, we are going to go over some of my illnesses. kat timpf and tyrus is going to be fun. greg's chic magness news. how do you get all the chicks? i be me. check him out he got all the chicks. probably because he is a golden blond lab drawer and his name is fred. look at them. i don't know. this is in, of course, england where perverted things happen where chicks just crawl all over dogs. it's disgusting. i don't want to talk about this anymore. >> jessica: glad you didn't

>> jesse: indigenous to that island. >> geraldo: i don't believe that's true. >> jesse: do you think they are an invasive species? >> jessew york city. come on. that says it all. >> neil: every now and then you get these stories. from india or from asia. mad monkey stealing from tourists, stole a baby. it is one guy generating the stories and we love it because sometimes it's a slow news day and we need a good monkey fear story. >> dana: you remember when judge jeanine had her one more thing about the bare the girl and we all said it was a fake bear. and johnny tracked down lady and called her henry confirmed it was a real bear. johnny, your assignment is to find out if the monkey story in japan is real and are the monkeys indigenous to the island? we obviously need more facts. >> jesse: you hear that johnny? >> dana: "one more thing" is up next. subway's drafting 12 new subs for the all-new subway series menu. take the new subway club turkey, ham and roast beef. marshawn your analysis? relax chuck. i'm eating! alright, moving on. the new subway series. what's your pick? do you have a life insurance policy you no longer n

a kids program like you, jesse. >> judge jeanine: we see it now. >> greg: and you see it. >> jesse: did you just burp? >> greg: ♪♪ i've got to pee ♪ ♪ i've got to pee ♪♪ >> jesseknow. i was sitting there and i turned off the thing and that remote thing and i was not paying any attention. >> jesse: should i throw this cake at greg gutfeld's face. >> greg: my god. >> jesse: i am happy that you are happy and we are happy for you. >> judge jeanine: every day i learn something from you, greg, about the trolls on the internet. [laughter] >> jesse: in that case we do have to ago. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ s. (sighs) here, i'll take that. ensure max protein with 30 grams of protein, one gram of sugar. enter powered by protein challenge for a chance to win big. ♪♪ ♪ limu emu ♪ and doug. [power-drill noises] alright, limu, give me a socket wrench, pliers, and a phone open to libertymutual.com they customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need... and you could even save $652 when you switch. ok, i need a crowbar. and a blowtorch. [teddy bear squeaks] [doug sighs] limu, call a mechanic. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty.

"jesse watters primetime" is next. jesse? >> jesse have you ever been caught in a lie before? as a kid maybe you broke something in your bedroom. >> never asked you, do you like guacamole? >> oh, god. >> jesse: you made a mistake. but you don't want to get in trouble, so you try to lie your way out of it tell a little

jesse? >> jesse: before i go tell us again how sick hunter biden is. >> judge jeanine: sick, sick, sick they're all sick. >> jessedon't have to worry about sharks. you have to worry about sea lions. a mob of sea lions smashed and grabbed everyone's beach bag in the beach. >> dana: people shouldn't have been there. >> jesse: they have a soros funded d.a. out in la jolla. >> chasing people into the water. >> jesse: open season on beach goers almost as sick as hunter biden. tonight "jesse watters primetime" did joe biden promote bogus abortion story? we did an investigation and it's not looking good so tune in tonight at 7:00. >> judge jeanine: great. all right you, harold. >> harold: i'm harold. this is a shocking moment a plane was forced to make an emergency landing on a highway. vincent frazier was flying over north carolina on july 3rd with his father-in-law when the engine of the small plane fell three times a go pro-secured to the cockpit secured narrowly avoid power lines before touching down the highway's center lane as cars pass on either side. miraculously no injuries from the incident. he was able to tak

jesse watters is now. jesse? >> jesse you are feel sick, maybe you have a cold or a virus. all you want to do is sleep and just relax. people don't get the hint. >> i swear to god i'm sick i can't go to school. >> if you are staying home today you can help me shave my arm pits. >> jesse: maybe you are not feeling to hot you want to lay around and be on your own

jesse? >> jesse: would you like to see a high-speed chase, dana? >> dana: i saw this earlier. >> jesseying at 15 miles per hour, not fast enough to get away from law enforcement. the driver attempted to flee on foot. there he is going even slower than 15 miles per hour. and then he was chased down by a bunch of canines and chewed and bit. he is okay but honestly, we are not really sure we care. tonight at 7:00. paul pelosi caves to the pressure. >> we will tell you what that means. >> is he on? >> >> greg: tonight, it's guy town, dean cain, guy benson, tyrus, and then, of course, kat timpf. and it's time for this. ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah, celebrity corner. i run into celebrities all the time. i was walking home from work and i came across eighth avenue and who did i see at salads today? joy behar enjoying green salad. i hear she is trying to drop some pounds there she is just in her trademark glasses munching away outside the salad's today looking stealth. i commend her for trying to lose the covid weight. >> jesse: she doesn't tip very well i talked to the waiters. >> geraldo? >> geraldo: n

go ahead, jesse. >> jesse: i don't know, where are they going to eat after that was marked there is no where to eat and nowhere to sit. >> judge jeanine: that had to be a hotel there. >> jessete emergency tomorrow. >> judge jeanine: very good. >> greg: usually you don't get soaked until the divorce. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: up next, friendly reminder to those who are working from home, please cover up. a man in his underwear just casually walking through a live cnbc segment had to learn the hard way. >> summer might be fine and i see we have dogs and a guest joining us. we appreciate that. seem to think that the dog days are going to get a little more exciting but maybe not in a good way. >> judge jeanine: did you see that guy walk by in his underwear? do you think he knew or was he trying to get by? >> geraldo: looks pretty accidental. >> jesse: that is the only thing exciting i've ever seen on cnbc. jim cramer. >> greg: running to the bathroom. >> dana: i just wish this would happen to bill hemmer. >> judge jeanine: coming up, "one more thing." ♪ ♪ it's the all-new subway series menu! 12 irresistible new subs... ...like #3 the monster. juicy steak, bacon... double mon

jesse. >> jesse: hey, mike. thanks so much. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm sure all of you patriots spent your weekend like i did celebrating fire up the grill, tossed a few dogs on if you know anything about hospitals they are to you. like joey chestnut who manhandled the enemy while demolishing 63 dogs to win the

"jesse watters primetime" is now. hey, jesse. >> jesse favorite athletes held on for just a little too long. it's tough for you to quit when you think you are a legend. >> think about that, kid. i will see you later. [cheers] remember, kid, there is heroes and there is legends. heroes get remembered. but legends never

"jesse watters primetime" is now. hey, jesse. >> jessen so watch your phone. have a good weekend. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: do you remember jon stewart? he used to hostth daily show it was liberal but witty. >> democracy, when it grows is not flower, it is a healthy, sturdy tree. [laughter]

jesse watters primetime" is now. jesse, good to be back. >> it's good to have you back. back you were sorely missed, bret. >> bret: all right buddy, see you. >> jesse: growing up we all knew the kid who no one wanted to hang out with. the poor guy was always sitting alone at the lunch table. >> i don't know. i don't want him to get divorced in the first place. >> no? >> i love them both so much.

group is jesse almonds, jesse omens who won four medals and became one of the most recognized and important african american symbols of success and accomplishments. this symbol that we see of jesseowens that we see is important because we have memorialized this moment. we have a statue of jesse almonds that is drawn from this particular image. because, it really does speak to african american athletic ability, it also speaks to the larger lessons that we learned from hard work and discipline. persevering through adversity, so, we wanted to make sure that we were honoring the physical accomplishment and what it meant in the african american struggle for greater rights and freedoms. certainly there is john who is from the university of pittsburgh. a middle distant runner. who essentially came out of nowhere to win gold in the 800 meter race. he would also go on to be a tuskegee airmen. which means he was a fighter pilot for the u.s. military in world war ii. that is very important because at the time being a fighter pilot was one of the prestigious jobs that you could have, and, as african americans tried to tie their war service to the fight against racism in the united states, p

jesse watters primetime." johnny went to row humane ront beach delaware.>> how has . >> god love you, what a silly question. >> jesse: that's at 7:00 tonight. jessica, do you have time? >> jessica: i don't think you do. dana would you like. >> jesse >> judge jeanine: you would have done it. >> jesse: "special report" is up next with bret baier. >> bret: i like the ice cream. >> judge jeanine: thank you, bret. >> bret: it was good. thanks, guys. good evening. i'm bret baier. iran says it can build a nuclear weapon but it's not sure it wants to. former trump adviser steve bannon goes on trial for refusing to testify before the capitol riot committee. and assessing president biden's trip to the middle east. is there anything to show for it? but, first. ♪

>> jesse: i love that picture. >> greg: jesse, you can see that smile from a hubble telescope. >> geraldo: the lament >> jesse>> greg: they knew better. >> jesse: why do they only have to interview women? is that a thing? >> greg: they are sexist. >> jesse: why can't you interview men? >> katie: is lament if this is about gutsy women, maybe they should interview jolene maxwell? >> greg: no, it has to be monica lewinsky. >> geraldo: do you think that they have spoken? >> greg: who? she trashed everyone that bill clinton slept with. >> judge jeanine: she devoted trashing every woman that her husband came across. "one more thing" is up next. . the most epic sandwich roster ever created. ♪♪ it's subway's biggest refresh yet! do you have a life insurance policy you no longer need? now you can sell your policy - even a term policy - for an immediate cash payment. we thought we had planned carefully for our retirement. but we quickly realized we needed a way to supplement our income. if you have $100,000 or more of life insurance, you may qualify to sell your policy. don't cancel or let your policy lapse without fin

"jesse watters primetime" is right now. hey, jesse. >> jesse: you do fit in a lot. ore seasons than a lot of us. he knows that it gets cold in january and hot in july. in the winter he throws on a warm jacket. and in the summer he licks the cold cone of ice cream. but on a really hot day he might even jump in the neighborhood pool. >> you know, i sit on the stand and it get hot. i got a lot -- i got hairy legs that turn -- that turn -- that, that, that

jesse: there are science questions, math questions it wasn't good. >> greg: that's it. "special report." hello, bret. >> bret: happy birthday, jesse. who knew that jesse jr. was such a gutfeld fan. >> greg: i know. >> dana: isn't everyone? >> jesse: he is in big trouble. >> bret: oh, yeah. happy birthday. good evening. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, political turmoil for america's closest ally. british prime minister boris johnson is resigning as the leader of the united kingdom after a wave of scandals prompted a major rebellion within his own government. months of defiance ending as johnson stood outside 10 downing street conceding his party wanted him gone. his exit triggers an election to pick the next conservative leader. the timetable for that will be announced in coming days. senior foreign affairs correspondent greg palkot is in london tonight with what comes next. good evening, greg. the sun has finally set in london one of the most tumultuous days in political history all because of a shakeup at the top. >> boris johnson took one of his last walks out of number 10 downing street today after more government officials called for him to quit

jesse: well said. tulsi gabbard, thank you for joining "jesse watters primetime." >> thank you. >> jesse: coming up, angation into this so-called biden official, yes, they work for you. and how much crack can hunter biden smoke? we found out in some new video. ♪ >> jesse: if i have learned anything from watching horror movies it's that sometimes you are not even safe in our own home. >> traced the call it's coming from inside the house. do you hear me? it's coming from inside the house. jess and sometimes when it comes to running a business, the greatest danger a company can face comes from inside the building. woke workers across the country from waged war on their bosses. because of microaggressions that were invented by snob from professors who can't find a date. make the wrong person work on international pronoun day and have you got an hr complaint on your hand and more times than not the companies fold. that just emboldens the mob even more. but thankfully not all companies are folding like cheap suits. a universal music employee refused to go to work the day after the roe v. wade ruling. he clai

jesse: well, listen, i think when bill heard that they were going to be interviewing some babes in the car, i think he ask if he can get a ride [ laughter ] >> i might watch that. >> jesse: if how put bill in the backseat -- >> i'm watching. >> jesset newsom? he's sneaking in the white house while joe is in saudi arabia. that's a bold move. >> i got to be honest. it was so disrespectful, jesse, i couldn't help but respect it. he took his coat off. he was so comfortable. he probably went in the oval office. he rolled up his sleeve. he came in the day after joe biden left. he couldn't gotten there a day early? i know you saw it, jesse. may be that's who joe biden was trying to shake hands with. may be he saw that gavin newsom was at the white house and got confused he was in israel and forgot to shake hands with gavin newsom today. who knows what might be going on. >> jesse: thank you so much, clay. all four tesla drivers in texas are being told to unplug their cars during peak hours because they're on the verge of sending texas into a blackout. that's right. chief breaking news correspondent trace gallagher has the details. >> storms in the winter are heat waves in the summer. texas power grid tends to be a bit unreliable. right no

jesse: where we do get it? >> judge jeanine: i don't know either. your face on my body? fat chance. >> jesse: jessica. >> jessica: i am the host. you know, obviously not. and subway is gross. >> jesse>> judge jeanine: i like subway. >> greg: how dare you, jessica. >> jesse: upper west side or. >> katie: my friend has the secret recipe. she says it is real. i asked her. if you are going to do a tattoo for something for free i feel like you have to go big. i would not do it for a subway sandwich. i would do something like a ford bronco or jeep. >> judge jeanine: you would do a weapon. you would definitely do a weapon. >> jesse: he would do it. >> judge jeanine: i'm going to put my face on your body. >> greg: i was thinking a big picture of jerry. [laughter] >> jesse: way to bring it back. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ try zegerid otc. it contains the leading medicine to treat frequent heartburn, uniquely designed for absorption. get all day, all night relief with zegerid otc. . . w get a dozen shrimp for only one dollar with any steak entrée. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. ♪ >> judge jeanine: time now for one more thing and i go first. so, it is a scene straight o

jesse entered the world of. - [chris] his best friend, how is now a linguist, of all things. - [marianne] he's still getting his phd in language. - oh my gosh. - how you acquire language. it's true, jesse's little friend in the first grade who came back and said, you know, what's nonverbal? to his mother, and she said, she explained, and he said, but jesseeally showed us what was important. - art is born of empathy. and we are forever grateful to our son for that. he is our true north and he is the one who hadeepened whatever innate gifts we have - jesse was a constant reminder of living the simple life. believe it or not, we live pretty normally. - [marianne] we're coming up on lavender, grape vines. it's a perfect picture on a summer's day. - [chris] jesse was and still is a force in this world. we need to be able to listen to all who are marginalized by these misguided and false measurements of worth. - you quoted one of his poems about what it meant to him to be a poet at the end of the film, do you remember what he said? - here is my-- - oh, sure, sure sure. - yeah. - here's my words. yeah. it hard to talk about. sometimes it's hard to quote him and say his poems. we have to-- - it certainly is. - we have to prepare to do that. we have to do actor tricks to get through that. - certainly on my good days-- - oh you should be good at

." >> jesse: i'm jesse waters along with judge pirro, jessica tarlov, katie pavlich and greg greg.ve for covid. i've been double vaccinated and double boosted. the symptoms are mild. i appreciate your inquiry and concerns. i'm doing well. getting a lot of work district attorney and willon

jesse? good evening. >> jesse: good evening. thanks so much, bill. ♪ ♪ >> jesseen violence, protests, political drama. but there has been one particular story that caught the nation's attention. it appeared in the indianapolis star newspaper back on july 1st. a horrifying ordeal involving a 10-year-old girl.