well, jesse joyce is one of the writers and a regular writer for "the roast."you write for "the roast." does that mean you write jokes for sheen and other noncow medians or do you write for yourself? >> it depends. this year i wrote seth's opening stuff last year i wrote for trump which was an uncomfortable experience. he is a d-bag. i think i told you last time he would jack up the numbers in his script, right? donald trump they would make a joke and it was something about what is the difference between donald trump's head and a raccoon? the raccoon doesn't make $3 million and he would cross that out and put $7 million. he is awful. he is humor less. >> sheen? >> no. we are talking about something more important. >> did you have any jokes that didn't make it in? >> i have a bunch of jokes that didn't mike it in. -- make it in so i brought them. thought it would be fun to tell you. >> okay. >> william shatner was there. that was exciting. you have more fans that live with their parents than dora the explorer. what is up with the priceline commercials being shot

it is jesse joyce, writer and comedian. his latest comedy cd is fantastic. he stinks of self-published pamphlets, bill schulz. and his voice is smoother than a kashmir thong, john gibson, host of the syndicated radio program "the john gibson show" weekdays at noon eastern. >>> he is ain shebt and crude and here in the nude, good to see you pinch. >> today in the science section, sweet poison is being used to lure and level africa's malaria population. that was the pet name we had for john gibson's book. smee tasted good -- she tasted good going down and found her way when there. give that tramp my worst. >> wow. >> greg? >> all right. he is sticking to his guns and his buns and refusing to run. no more getting misty for a man named christie. that is chris chris stey who many were praying would jump into the presidential race. but he always insisted there was no way to run. and despite rumors and reports he was reconsidering his decision, it seems he was being honest all along. jerk. on tuesday morning one of the better ledgers voted christie's brother, todd,