ladies and gentlemen please join me in welcoming jesse watters. [applause] ♪♪ ♪♪ >> thank you guys. >> jennifer and jesse the stage is yours. >> welcome to california. >> thank you for having me. [applause] i can't believe you guys decided juan williams --. >> i spent all weekend reading the book and i loved it. if you haven't read it yet it is equal parts memoir current events analysis which is really cool and comedy and i loved it because i'm a fan of yours and i visualize you talking to me about it. what made you decide to write this book during a pandemic during the crazy election-year, was the catalyst collects. >> i needed the money. [laughter] >> a new baby, right? >> i'm not going to lie i needed the money. i'd i've gotten to the point in my life where i had the time to reflect on 20 years at "fox news" in covering the news. "the o'reilly factor" and i just wanted to share these stories. and then the pandemic hits so i had no excuse. there was nothing else to do except write the book so we got it all down and then we got it out, perfectly t

ladies and gentlemen, would you please join me in welcoming jesse watters? ♪ i wish i had jesse's girl ♪ ♪ how can i find a woman like that ♪ ♪ like jesse's girl ♪ ♪ i wish that i had jesse's girl ♪ ♪ how can i find a woman like that ♪ ♪ how can i find a woman like that ♪ >> thanks, guys. [applause] >> jennifer and jesse, the stage is yours. >> welcome to california. >> thank you for having me. i cannot believe -- [cheers and applause] >> i can't believe you guys invited juan williams here before me. [laughter] ::. >> me during the pandemic, during the election year, what was the catalyst? not going to lie. i need the money. i have a new baby. [laughter] i'm at a point right to reflect 20 years covering the news that fox news and the o'reilly factor to waters world to the five. and i wanted to share the stories. and then one month later the pandemic it so i have no excuse there is nothing else to do except write the book so we got it all down and out so i hit the number one spot new york times list right before mark levin dropped his book. [laughter] [applaus

we have not had jesse watters. we are going to fix that tonight. jesse joined the fox news channel in 2002 as a production assistant. he became a correspondent and the o'reilly factor he became known for the trademark man interviews which we all know him for. he has "watters world" every saturday evening cohost, jesse's book how i saved the world, is available for purchase tonight in the nixon library gift shop online, ladies and gentlemen would you please join me in welcoming jesse watters? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ jennifer and jesse, the stage is yours for. >> they love you welcome to california. >> thank you for having y me. i cannot believe i cannot believe you invited juan williams! [laughter] >> i know. i spent all weekend and i read your book. i loved it. if you have not read it yet, it is equal parts memoir, recurrent events and analysis, which is really cool and comedy. i loved it because i could, as asu fan of yours, visualize you talking to me and i think you did a really great job, what made you decide to write this book during the pandem

." [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world," i'm jesse watters.s up for joe biden * his credibility is shot with chris helped built at 43%. in afghanistan joe left americans behind. he's covering this up, the whole hostage crisis. still taking orders from the tall badge. the commander in cheech launching a hideous drone strike that killed kids instead of terrorists. inflation is wiping out our wage gains. the recovery is weak and biden hasn't crushed covid. he promised to unite us but his mandates are dividing us. opec told joe to take a hike when he asked them to pump more oil. even now the mainstream media is admitting there is as problem. >> it's been a tough week for job. professor. >> all of these problems showede exact opposite. >> what he has done so far hasn't really worked. jesse: the crisis at the border worse than ever before and biden is blaming a broken system. yes, he broke it. no wall, no remain in mexico, just let everybody in. the del rio bridge in texas filled with thousands of illegal haitians, third world conditions sleeping in

see jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. if you are planning to fly the friendly skies you may want to brace yourself for a with you'vey ride. air rage is out of control. things have gotten so bad airline workers are taking self-defense classes to deal with violent passengers. the faa said there are almost 4,000 reports of this unruly behavior with fines surpassing the 1 million mark. we have an inside look at this wild behavior. mason, you are at southwest right now. it always seems like it's a southwest situation. what have you experienced? what have your colleagues experienced? and what are you doing to deal with these crazy people? >> what did we experience? the traveling public has changed quite a bit. they are not like [inaudible] i don't think they realize they are in-flight first responders. we are there in case you have a heart attack or if something happens on the aircraft. how to move an incendiary device on the aircraft. and to make sure the door is secure at all times. jesse: are you training in self-defense to

jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the fbi failed america. that's the subject of watters words. the fbi has been corrupt for years. he spied on politicians, tried to throw elections. we know that. but this week we heard something even more disgraceful. u.s. gymnasts testifying in front of the senate blasting the bureau for covering up the larry nassar scandal. he was the doctor who sexually abused hundreds of gymnasts. these ladies ripped the fbi for ignoring their reports for months and years. >> after telling my story of abuse in 015, not only did they not report my abuse. but they they documented it 17 months later they made entirely false claims about what i said. they were working with the olympic committee to hide that larry mass a was a predator. jesse: a gold medalist testified the fbi wouldn't even speak with her until 14 months after she contacted them. at least 40 more girls were molested the next 14 months. waiting for over a year to do anything after the complaints poured in. while the fbi turned a blind eye, the girls suffered a

>> jesse watters has saved thousands of lives just by the amount of hair spray he used every day.e an extension cord, thick, dark, and full of plugs. congrats on the book. it's going to buy you a lot of hair gel. jesse's hair has enough product to get his stare, hair standing on end fraternity. >> jesse: just like joe -- i want to be as respectful to greg as possible while i sit in his chair. wait, what is this? oh, what is the stack of papers doing here? but i really wanted to pay homage to greg tonight. i even wanted to dress like him so i peeked in his closet just to get a little inspiration. filling in for got filled tonight. have to trust the part. let's see what he got in his closet. pretty nice. dark pants. slim fit. i'm almost there. blue blazer. white shirt. i just have to get the black tie. oh, these are perfect. nailed it. >> the segment was brought to you by a b gap. baby gap. >> jesse: they say imitation is the highest form of flattery. i'm trying to look and act as much like greg as possible. so after the show i'm going to go drink wine alone. and text dana. i also s

it is jesse watters on tucker carlson up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: good evening and welcome to "tucker tonight." i'm jesse watters, obviously, in for a talker. hours ago joe biden delivered a speech that marks a clear turning point in his administration. it is a declaration of war against nearly 80 million americans and it's a promise from joe biden that he will ignore the constitution and basic principles of federalism just to get what he wants. this afternoon joe biden announced that most businesses in this country are required to start forcing employees to either get the covid vaccine or submit to regular covid tests. >> my job as president is to protect all americans. so tonight, i'm announcing that the department of labor is developing an emergency rule to require all employers with 100 or more employees that together employ over 80 million workers to ensure their workforces are fully vaccinated. or show a negative test at least once a week. >> jesse: joe biden added that if state governments don't go along with this, he will "use my power as president to get them out of the way."

. >> dana: hello, everyone, i dana perino along with katie pavlich, jesse watters, and pete hegseth. it's 5:00 and of this is "outnumbered." ♪ ♪ you are looking live at capitol hill and secretary of state anthony blanket in the hot seat testifying before the house kept born affairs committee on the chaotic exit from afghanistan which left americans behind, about 100 of them. we'll continue to monitor that for any breaking news. in the meantime lawmakers on both sides of the i like it in their first chance to hold the administration's feet to the fire over what went wrong. as with the secretary said in his opening statement. >> it's time to end america's longest war. there is no evidence that staying longer would have me the afghan security forces or the afghan government and a more resilient self-sustaining. 20 years and hundreds of billions of dollars of support in equipment and training would not suffice, why not another year, another five, another ten? >> we expect the taliban to make good on its commitment. to uphold the basic rights of afghan people. b-1 republicans are pressing

greg's animals that are like jesse watters.ring in a mirror? >> greg: a dog watching himself on tv. one more thing. the dog in the pool one more thing i did. here is same dog watching himself on "the five." this is exactly what you do when you go home. >> jesse: i don't do that. >> jesse: i should but i don't. i hope they send me a video of the dog watching this and do it every week. >> jessica: every friday. >> i heard i missed a show in which a challenge was issued. watch. >> lsu. >> he could really be in the olympics. sandra smith? >> jesse: i want to race sandra smith to see who is faster. >> sandra: is it a challenge? >> greg: you are in trouble. >> jesse: are you really fast? >> sandra: yes, she is fast d 1 float. how about a mile? >> greg: make it long to endure the humiliation. >> jesse: i don't want to lose to a girl. so i'm out. >> sandra: speaking of l is u where i won track athlete here is coacho. >> before you go, what's that? >> there is one thing i have learned on this recruiting trip, coach that you know how to

jesse watters. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ president biden telling republican lock governors to bring it on as they prepare lawsuits to fight back against the sweeping vaccine mandates that will impact up to a hundred million americans. >> president biden: i am so disappointed, particularly with some of the republican governors, i have been so cavalier with the health of these. so cavalier with the health of the communities. this is, we are playing for real here. this isn't a game. >> jesse: republican sound like they are happy to oblige calling the mandates patently unusual. >> i don't believe that people should lose their jobs over this issue and we will fight that. >> we live in america and you would expect words like that from the president come it may be of communist china or north korea. >> this is not a power that's delegated to the federal government, it's unbelievable to me what he's doing. i knew he would wreck this country. >> jesse: and it looks like his vaccine

and now this guy came with a jesse watters shirt. >> dana: what did you do to him? n -- [inaudible] [laughter] good luck, ladies with me as your father. great uniform. let's talk about our fox bet situation. i have already signed up for it you have got to download the fox bet right now. an app. phi theta kappa and enter for fro chance to win a million bucks of terry bradshaw's money. all you need to do pick six outcomes from sunday's game and watch to see how it all plays out. it's free. everybody loves free stuff. coup load the phi theta kappa now and get started. greg? >> greg: all right. let's could this. greg's kangaroo are stupid news. take a look at this video. okay? just how stupid are kangaroos? they're stupid enough to think that some hammock is actually another hang could. and he is trying to fight the kangaroo. this went on for hours. kangaroos are so stupid. you have got a pocket. just put the hammock in the pocket. what's your problem, dude? >> that's holding. >> greg: kangaroos are stupid. that's it. jess jets harold? >> harold: tomorrow, i think no oth

it is jesse watters on tucker carlson up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: good evening and welcome to "tuckerden delivered a speech that marks a clear turning point in his administration. it is a declaration of war against nearly 80 million americans and it's a promise from joe biden that he will ignore the constitution and basic principles of federalism just to get what he wants. this afternoon joe biden announced that most

. ♪♪ >> hello everyone i'm dana perino along with katie, jessica, jesse watters and bryan 5:00 in newk city. this is the five. another bruising day before congress for secretary state antony blinken the senate panel drilling him for answers about the botched withdraw from afghanistan because so far the biden administration refused to say it did anything wrong, republicans not mincing words. >> you won't. the biden administration caused this disaster. >> this is a complete debacle. >> we had every reason to believe and to plan for the rapid collapse of the afgan military and the of a began government. >> president biden has described the evacuation from afghanistan as an extraordinary success. this has to be the lie of the 21st century. >> things got really heated when senator ted cruz pressured whether the officials gave the taliban the names of american citizens during the chaotic evacuation. >> did the state department give the taliban a list or multiple lists of americans and/or afgans that we wanted out? >> those reports and the idea that we would do anything to endanger our citiz

. ♪♪ jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters.ndly skies you may want to brace yourself for a with you'vey ride. air rage is out of control.

." [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world," i'm jesse watters. is shot with chris helped built at 43%. in afghanistan joe left americans behind. he's covering this up, the whole hostage crisis. still taking orders from the tall badge. the commander in cheech launching a hideous drone strike that killed kids instead of

i'm jesse watters. 20 years ago the unmanageable happened.rly 3,000 people lost their lives on the morning of september 11, 2001. in hadn't planes crashed into the world strayed centers north and south towers. sounds and images new yorkers can never forget. even the world knew this wasn't an accident. the greatest country in the world was under attack. a plane crashed into the pentagon. and in shanksville, pennsylvania americans fought back against the hijackers. the twin towers collapses. one of the most iconic skylines in the world were changed forever and so was our world. we were at war. >> we have a tragic alert for you. an incredible plane crash into the world trade center at the lower tip of manhattan. >> the pentagon, the heart of our military. >> united flight 93 was taken over my courageous passengers and crashed into the ground in shanksville, pennsylvania. they heard the words, "let's roll." >> today our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist acts. victim

. ♪♪ jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the fbi failed america. fbi has been corrupt for years. he spied on politicians, tried to throw elections. we know that. but this week we heard something even more disgraceful. u.s. gymnasts testifying in front of the senate blasting the bureau for covering up

jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. the fbi failed america. that's the subject of watters words. the fbi has been corrupt for years. he spied on politicians, tried to throw elections. we know that. but this week we heard something even more disgraceful. u.s. gymnasts testifying in front of the senate blasting the bureau for covering up

see jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters.o brace yourself for a with you'vey ride. air rage is out of

. >> jesse: hello, everyone, i am jesse watters.w york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ president biden telling republican lock governors to bring it on as they prepare lawsuits to fight back against the sweeping vaccine mandates that will impact up to a hundred million americans.

. >> hello i am dana perino with carlie, geraldo rivera, jesse watters and tires. -- tyrus.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ ♪ >> welcome to our labor day special. summer is almost over. we have a fun show ahead for you today. we are answering all of your fan mail questions and from social media. we will start with end of summer themed questions. let's get to it. here we go. i am first. what was the best thing you did this summer? >> the best thing i did this whole summer? that's a good question. i worked a lot. >> [laughing]. >> i did fox and friends for the first time. a nice career achievement. >> yes. >> i went to montana for the first time too. glacier national park. it was gorgeous. >> geraldo? >> spent time on the boat with my children. particularly my 16-year-old who became 16 this summer. we celebrated. we do that generally. but in the post-covid era boating liberating. >> get out there. >> [overlapping talking]. >> i think i know your answer? >> you who i saved the world went to number 1 on the "new york times" list. >> i thought you were go

i'm jesse watters. 20 years ago the unmanageable happened.tember 11, 2001. in hadn't planes crashed into the world strayed centers north and south towers. sounds and images n

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. ♪ ♪ >> i'm jesse watters along with dagen mcdowell, -- 5:00 in new york city, this is "the five." ♪sident biden's agenda is on the break of a catastrophic failure, and could nuke his entire presidency. the uniter in chief struggling to unite his own party in order to pass a massive report $5 trillion tax and grab scheme that will fundamentally transform the entire country for decades. bernie sanders trying to pass this massive spending plan, but moderates are saying "let's pump the brakes. close quotes white house press secretary jen saki is doing her best to save her thing is fine. >> secretary psaki: our objective is to work towards an agreement. that's in progress. we are not there, but we are working on it. i think there's a fair number of people who might consider themselves quite progressive in this administration. the role the president's plane is working to get 50 votes in the senate. looks like they are happy to have that role and play. we will see. the day is young and. i'll keep saying that. >> jesse: democrats are either terrible at math or the american people are too st

jesse watters will be hosting the show. six days left until california can fire their governor gavin newsom. also, i will be on the radio from 9:00 to noon and don't forget to catch me w on the roa, the president and freedom fighter tour. i will be in charleston, orlando, clearwater, go to briankilmeade.com for how to get tickets. the war on history and how to win it. ♪ ♪ >> sean: welcome to "hannity," busy breaking news night. disturbing news from afghanistan. four dangerous get my detainees released by obama and biden in s2014. they have now been appointed to key positions in the new islamic emirate known as14 afghanistan. great job, joe and barack. they joined several other notable terrorists at the top of the taliban's new government. these radical islamists are holding our fellow americans hostage, blocking them from leaving the country, hunting for anyone that helped america that has western ties in the last 20 years, but tonight the biden administration are more concerned withth the taliban's lack of inclusivity. i w

. >> greg: no, jesse watters did that joke on monday.it. >> i'm amazed how many of those jackets you have. >> there's a lot. >> you're on the show a lot. congrats. but there's a new ugly jacket every time. >> i'm not going to sit here and let you slander my stylist. >> i'm not slandering. >> you look like you feed a leprechaun. that's is funny that's why people are watching the show because we are changing the climate of late night. when it comes to the climate, they do recycle the same trump jokes every night. they practice with ap mike creech. this is where late night comedy really is failing america and i mean that. lena comedies to be a source on something called common culture where we all put our differences aside for an hour a night and just laughed at the collective life that we all inhabited. but somewhere along the way, they started getting more pause breaks than laughs, you're giving lectures. and when late-night comedy actually turned into a was just an outlet for self hating liberals to give confirmation bias for an hour whe