that it for this "special report" fair balanced and you unafraid "jesse watters primetime" starts right now but jesse, do you have this? >> jesse: i need one of those. i'm jealous. nice one. >> bret: thanks. see you. >> jesse: all right. ♪ >> jesse: fox news alert. just moments ago san francisco district attorney brook jenkins announced more charges filed against paul pelosi's alleged attacker david depape. >> the charges that we are filing today include attempted murder, residential burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, elder abuse, false imprisonment of an elder, as well as threats to a public official and their family. >> jesse: that's in addition to the federal charges that came down earlier today for kidnapping and assault. depape could see maximum sentences of up to 50 years in prison just on the federal charges alone. fbi special agent stephanie minor is the one leading the investigation. and exactly what happened on the early morning night of that attack. today she released a criminal complaint. that's really left us with a lot of questions. according to that complaint, police

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. i love those rescues, jesse. >> jesse: that was a great one. thanks, bret. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: if a relationship is going to work out, it needs to be built on a good foundation. it helps when you laugh at the same jokes, if you share the same values. but, most importantly, you need trust. marriage won't last if you can't trust each other and it's worse if your father-in-law doesn't trust you. >> all right. now, look, father, i'm a patient man. that's what 19 months in the vietnamese prison camp will do to you. but i will be watching you, studying your every move. and if i find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, i will bring you down, baby. >> jesse: unfortunately for america we can no longer trust the democrats. have some questions on the wuhan lab? boom, you are a covid denier. have questions about the election? election denier. looking for a second opinion on global warming? sorry, climate denier. here's the united nations official, we pay her salary by the way, confessing

jesse watters on "primetime" starts in a moment here. jesse comes in as we say good evening to "primetime." >> jesse: good evening. i love how you say it. ♪ ♪ we all have moments in life when we wake up and we realize that our dreams aren't working out. practice all you want, you are not going to be the quarterback for the birds. >> haven't played in years. why can't i be quarterback? >> you are right. let's see what you've got. hit me, i'm open. that's why. now sit down and shut up. >> jesse: and you are not just one break away from scoring that record deal. >> [indistinct] >> jesse: right now, democrats are having that moment with the economy, though i don't think joe biden realizes it. >> emigrants are working to bring down the cost of things, talk around the kitchen table. >> jesse: democrats aren't working to bring anything down except "prim trump. joe biden and the jimmy carter of the 21st century has destroyed your money. four decade high, up again from september. your 401(k) is down 25% this year. don't even look at it. you will j

i get thousands of text messages for "jesse watters primetime."e read them, don't let them affect the show. we get, i never want to see that guest on your show again," mostly piers morgan, and i don't don't ban piers morgan from "primetime." if we had listened to the guy that wrote the op-ed, we would have saved lives, billions in dollars of property damage after those riots raged throughout the entire country all summer. they mobilized the national guard to get rid of, like, 50 migrants, but don't want to mobilize the guard to save our cities. they fired the guy that put out on open sa op-ed about how to se riots, and endorsed a presidential ticket bailing out rioters. the people fell for the russia hoax. those reporters are still inside the building, but this guy who ran on op-ed is out the door. it doesn't make sense. >> he's pretty mad about it. he said he was treated like trash. >> one of the things you got to remember about the woke, not just the people with the opinions, it's the people who won't stand up to them, and that's the bosses, whe

i'm watching jesse watters prime time in feeding my daughter at the same time.es this opening and i said this over and over that it bothers me when the liberals leave a door between ferry obvious counter. you did not hit sand or a fraction for one second, you could avoid two days have a new cycle about how long you were about this. now we have a conversation about undocumented people that go and commit crimes and what can you do with them. and it just feeds the narrative. so i wish people would take a second before you. >> jesse: very insightful comments. very smart. very, very smart. >> dana: just angry with you. >> jessica: and i said i watched your show. >> jesse: he was right about the looters and they got busted appearance be five he said personal, second amendment and what he means by that is and he went behind has no need to retreat, they have no duty to run away, they can stand their ground, use deadly physical force if they reasonably believe it is necessary or if they believe they are being conflicted with force. taking your life in your hand if you go

that's it for this "special "spl report," fair, balanced and ununafraid "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. >> jesse: tell the guys at the grill i said hi. >> bret: all right. you got it. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: politics is all about perception. you can shake all the hands you want. kiss every single baby. if you don't look better than the other guy, you might as well kiss your chances goodbye. no better time to prove you are the real deal than on a debate stage where you can just show off your hair and how quick-whited you are. >> it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country. >> because you would be in jail. [laughter] >> jesse: and debates are really your last chance to deliver that knockout blow. >> are you better off than you were four years ago? is it easier for you to go and buy things in the stores than it was four years ago? is there more or less unemployment in the country than there was four years ago? is america as respected throughout the world as it was? >> jesse: but, last night, in the pennsylvania senate

"jesse watters primetime" now. >> jesse: i need a salute. thank you. >> jesse: nobody wants to be last, especially the last to learn something. you really don't want to be the last one at work to find out your girlfriend is cheating. >> uh, you're not the guy. >> you cheated on me? when i specifically asked you not to. >> jesse: the guy that figures it out last. would you put that guy in charge? of course not. but we did. we put joe biden in charge of the country, and he continues to be the last one to know what's happening. joe did warn us he's not a mindreader, but all we're asking for, joe, just be a reader. read the newspaper. read the room. read the writing on the wall. >> should the american people prepare for a recession? >> no. look, they've been saying this now every six months. every six months they look down, the next six months, they see what's going to happen. it hadn't happened yet. there is no -- there's no guarantee that they're going to -- i don't think there will be a recession. if it is, it will be a slight recession. >> j

>> maybe jesse watters, perhaps. >> but you're close with that. my guess it's ego. the subject i'm an expert in a subject i'm an expert in for its ego. that keeps people in power fromp listening to those other people that they can'let stand who can. help them, maybe because they aren't diplomats or they aren't in your party or they're donald trump. >> however, trump's providedhe d the world with two huge successes, and it's the apprentice or his signature rib eye steaks, which are delicious signch are s. you still have my address, right? you can send them there. first. north korea without any diplomatic experience, trumphil obliterated the threat like they were hillary clinton's dreams. >> he was laughed at, but hes le did it. ace at >> and now what do we have in his place at the dmz? so the united states sharesz? a very important relationship, which is an alliance. but the republic of north korea and it is an alliance that. is strong and enduring. >> it is .h is there a twenty fifth amendment for the vice president ? all right. she would call it banana fufu, carrot

jesse prepares for "jesse watters primetime." >> jesse: that true?oes hunting and does "tucker carlson tonight." >> judge jeanine: he does tucker carlson and all kinds of other shows as well. tucker is. >> jesse: "tucker carlson today," tucker carlson this afternoon. tucker carlson late night. >> judge jeanine: tucker carlson with kanye. >> geraldo: tucker carlson hanging out with kanye. bill will check that out. 49-year-old makes the football team at north dakota. he walks on. self-a year older than the coach. and he makes it. what position do you think? 94, jesse. that's a defensive lineman. >> defensive end, maybe. joan jean that's it for us. see you back here on monday. have a great weekend. >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. heated words in the first and only debate between rivals for a big senate seat out west. why was the career criminal accused of gunning down a husband and father last weekend still on the streets? we will bring you that story. and we talk with saudi arabia's minister of state for foreign affairs ab

. >>> hi, i am greg gutfield with judge jeanine, jesse watters. dana perino. "the five." democrats are panicked that they peaked too early with three weeks to go before the midterms, but hey, like jesse in high school, it happens to the best of us. the party of woke schools and gender studies realizing the momentum they had over the summer is melting faster than joe biden's ice cream. one lefty saying i am wishing the election were in august. sorry, jack, they're still in november. the reason democrats are throwing a pity party is a batch of polls that has republicans, including a brutal one in "new york times," chose independent women swinging sharply toward republicans in the span of a month. nancy pelosi still in total denial. >> let's talk about rising inflation concerns along with crime giving momentum, new momentum to republicans after the democrats were closing the gap. >> i think that much of what you've said i don't agree with. that is to say, new poll is an outlier poll, what weave through with the legislation under leadership of president biden who has done a sp

"jesse watters prime time" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: believe it or not, politics was not so easyget into back in the day, aside from shaking thousands of hands and kissing hundreds of babies, you always had to be on your a game. if you did not come off as the sharpest, wittiest, and even the smartest, there was always somebody else who would. >> is there any doubt in your mind that you would be able to function in such circumstances? >> not at all. and i went into know that also i will not make age an issue of this campaign. i'm not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience. >> jesse: but nowadays they will lead to just about anybody run for office, you don't even have to be that good looking or have a catchy slogan or even have a good idea. you don't even have to have ever been successful in your life and anything. all you have to do if you want the hispanic vote is due the mmacarena. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ but if you can't dance like hillary or no one really wants to hear you talk at coming to just go to plan b, you just whip out your phone and play sound "d

one drag performer spoke about on jesse watters last night. >> they think they are being inclusive. they think they are teaching some valuable lesson and i asked them what is the lesson to be learned to see a man dressed up wearing awake and being in front of your child? >> carley: great point there. taxpayer money was used last year to pay for a drag story hour for children in new york city. voters say inflation is number one issue. the democrats, are they listening? >> the top domestic issue? unlike you, there's no one thing. >> let's be clear. having children is why you are worried about your price for g gas. speak to dr. almeida king here to respond to the left's midterm priorities next. if you're age 50 to 85, and looking to buy life insurance on a fixed budget, remember the three ps. the three what? the three ps? what are the three ps? the three ps of life insurance on a fixed budget are price, price, and price. a price you can afford, a price that can't increase, and a price that fits your budget. i'm 54 and was a smoker, but quit. what's my price? you can get coverage for $9

"jesse watters primetime" starts three second late. >> jesse: we would be nothing without our staffs. >> bret: that's right. see you buddy. ♪ >> jesse: we start tonight with a fox news alert. a border patrol agent has just shot and killed an illegal immigrant. according to bill melugin, the migrant was in custody when he went for an agent's gun at border patrol's el paso sector. this was reportedly in self-defense. this wasn't the only major shooting today at the border though. a member of the national guard committed suicide while on border duty in eagle pass, texas. a southern border is becoming a war zone. foreign nationals dressed in camouflage are scaling barriers and sprinting into the country. biden's open border and the suction of sanctuary cities have created a conveyor belt of illegals from central and south america. new york city already reeling from a homeless crisis that they are responsible for are unable to absorb the thousands of illegals arriving by bus and plane. all the money for affordable housing was stolen by crooks who run nonprofits so the mayor decided to buil

"jesse watters primetime" who is right down the hall right now starts right now. maybe a drink afterwards. >> jesse: i'm sorry i have football practice i have to get to. >> bret: see you. ♪ we start tonight with a fox news alert. federal agents believe they have enough evidence to charge the son of the president hunter biden. multiple federal agents who we believe are fbi and irs agent are telling "the washington post" the president's son may soon be indicted over tax crimes and firearms crimes. we don't believe the indictment will come before the midterms because of a rule against political charges affecting elections, but, the u.s. attorney in delaware, david weiss, a trump appointee, has the case now. and the grand jury is over, we're told. this prosecutor will probably have to get sign off from merrick garland before charging the president's son. and merrick garland will face incredible pressure to manage this case fairly. now, a trusted source tells "primetime" that hunter biden was actually offered a pretty good plea deal a up couple million dollars in fines

. >> "jesse watters primetime" starts right now. can you believe all of that happens one week? >> jesse: that is my favorite part of your show. >> bret: thanks. >> jesse: it means it's friday. >> bret: there you go. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: we all have our favorite subjects in schools some are brainiacs and can't get enough math and science. others reading and writing like me. push comes to shove the most important subject is history. famous person said if you don't learn from history you are doomed to repeat it. that's why we study it. helps us avoid making the same mistake twice. learn about great battles, exceptional leaders, men like ronald reagan who wouldn't let america be pushed around. in the midst of simmering tensions with the soviet union, reagan went to the communist strong hold, berlin. and reminded them who ran the world. >> general secretary gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the soviet union and eastern europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. mr. gorbachev, open this gate. [cheers and applause] mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall. [c

tonight on "jesse watters primetime," we have senator ted cruz, we have jason whitlock and we have dange jeanine: who's car was that? >> jesse: whose car was that? i have no idea. geraldo's car? >> dana: wasn't that geraldo different geraldo. >> jesse: there is only one geraldo. thank god. that's it for us. "special report" is on the road from georgia. >> bret: welcome to at worth, georgia, i'm bret baier. we will be focusing on two midterm races in the peach state now a battleground state again. one for u.s. senate and the other for governor. on the road this from georgia, this is "special report." coming up in the next hour two weeks to go before the midterms. we will talk with republican senate nominee herschel walker incumbent republican governor brian kemp equal t

." ♪ ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pero, harold fuhrer jr., jesse watters, martha maccallum's "the five." america's crime crisis proving once again no place is safe from senseless violence and anyone can become a victim and any time. a father visiting his son at marist college in upstate new york for a family weekend shot and killed by a stray bullet after a fight broke out between two homeless men inside the lobby. both suspects arrested at the scene and of course both had lengthy rap sheets. you would expect to see this in a comic book. a group of green goblins robbing commuters on the new york subway. no arrests have been made. even though 72% of americans hate crime is extremely are very important to them, squad member cori bush thinks the left's push to defund the police has nothing to do with it. >> you are one of the few democrats who says let's defund the police. are you worried it could hurt some of your colleagues? >> the thing about defund the police, the entire narrative. people will say reallocate, say divest, move. it's still the same thing. we can't get caught

tonight, "jesse watters primetime" we have stephen a.smith and i will ask if he agrees with that statement. >> greg: i don't think anybody has ever said that. >> greg: trace, by the way is replacing evil shannon bream. so his new name is dreamy trace gallagher. [oh] >> jesse: i will stay up for >> greg: speaking of dreamy. premier of the great psychologist emily compagno, joey devito, kat timpf should be great. instance ains two a's. a lot of people don't know that katie? >> katie: fox continues to to help those impacted by hurricane ian. please visit red cross.org/fox forward. all donations big and small are welcome. thank you to everybody who has already made a donation. we are on our way to almost a million raised right now. help us get over that 1 million mark. keep it going to the people in need. >> jesse: scrooge go over to say alexa donate to red cross. >> katie: get the fox forward in there. >> jesse: go ahead. >> katie: check out this incredible video blind skater from michigan. daniel broke the guinness world record for longest

. >> ♪ ♪ >> if jesse watters was your boss how would you feel? tters. do you like water? >> god bless fox news. i pray for you every day and all of the people in the world. in jesus name i pray. love you. >> ♪ ♪ >> jesse: jesse jr. brushed his teeth for the first time today. >> good boy! keep going. get those top teeth. yeah! good job. >> tomorrow he will be flossing. this is how i got to work today. massive traffic in manhattan. i got out of a taxi. i was walking and hired a rickshaw. he took me down 7th. he robbed me but it was worth it. made "the five" on time and i made greg happy. text messages. obama is speak out because he is afraid they will send more migrants to martha's vineyard. don't send more tacos. that's what joe biden calls them. does biden sniff his ice cream before licking it? man, that guy needs help. at least pelosi knows to eat her expensive ice cream at home alone. i don't think her husband is in the room when she eats ice crime. a flavor for uncle joe would be disap disappoint-mint. chuck schumer should going on with dancing

." >> i am greg gutfield with judge jeanine pirro, jesse watters. dana perino. "the five." >> the nation's border czar hitting up one of the liberal late night shows that hasn't been cancelled. harris going after the administration usual antagonists, like evil red state governors who remind her to do her job and visit the border. >> talk about political theater. playing games with people's lives, with their lives. i just think it is an absolute dereliction of duty. if you see a problem and if we agree that we need to address it, then if you're a leader, participate in a solution, right? when we first came in office, the first bill that we proposed was for a pathway for citizenship, was to fix a broken immigration system which was broken under the previous administration. >> kamala working overtime to spin her border security narrative. it is such a blatant lie, democrats are forced to call her out. >> kamala harris is absolutely wrong on that. it is not secure. we have a lot of work to do. i'm not here to get in a fight or tow the democratic line, i'm here to sp

i'm going to be weighed from now on. >> jesse: i wouldn't want to see it. >> jesse: tonight on jesse wattershow? >> jesse: she's not on the show, she will appear on the screen and we will wait here with lasers. >> greg: taken out of context. >> a goose landed on the outfield during game 2 of the national league division series between the dodgers and the padres on wednesday nights. it made its dodger stadium debut in the crowd went wild as it evaded capture. it was unclear what team the goose was there to support the dodgers ultimately fell to the padres 5-3. >> dana: i thought that was a weird goose. >> greg: weird skin. >> jesse: that was a swan. >> greg: may be that was an animal rights protester. >> jesse: have you ever had goose to eat? it's a delicacy in some cultures. goose pate is very scrumptious. >> dana: i lived in the u. u.k. -- >> jesse: they love the geese. >> jeanine: eat them -- >> dana: that's it for us, special report is up next. >> i thought we said that was a foul come you can't get rid of me. great show, thank you. i'm bill hemmer in tonight for bret baier and we are wat

. >> can you do a jesse watters impression?. watch carefully. i just broke wind. >> jesse: we have an update. i have a serious addiction to pink berries. i asked them to build a better vat so i could save on volume. they have not responded. we are ordering multiple smaller containers of pink berry. we only save on delivery feas. i implore to the directors to sell larger quantities because it's draining my bank account. some text messages. covid is over the president said. have fun! in indiana. peel that out of his old dead hands. from nevada: you are right. i would be destroyed. math and thinking not my thing. deb from wisconsin: i am a low learner. it will be a while. -- slow. i am watters and this is my world. >> ♪ ♪ >> tucker: welcome to "tucker carlson tonight." a lot has been written about the corruption of politicians. but really not enough has been said about how unbelievably boring in person. their main interest is themselves. that's all they can talk about. it's tedious

that's it for this "special report," fair, balanced and still unafraid, "jesse watters primetime" because i have been going over lately. i decided to end my show just a few seconds early and hand it to you. >> jesse: well, if you had stopped talking 5 seconds ago i would have gotten a few more seconds, thanks, bret have. a good weekend. >> bret: see you. >> jesse: fox news alert. nancy pelosi's husband paul pelosi was beaten in the head with a hammer inside their san francisco home at 2:30 in the morning. >> a man broke into his home, the home he shares with house speaker nancy pelosi, who wasn't here at the time. but that man broke into the home and attacked him with a hammer. he suffered blunt force trauma to his head and his body experienced some bruising and other injuries but, again, is expected to fully recover. in the meantime, we have a number of different law enforcement agencies at the local and federal level investigating continuing to gather evidence. >> jesse: here's what we know. paul pelosi just came out of brain surgery and is expecting a full recovery according to his doc

jesse prepares for "jesse watters primetime." >> jesse: that true?will: partridge season in october. he take as sauna. he has coffee. he goes hunting and does "tucker carlson tonight." >> judge jeanine: he does tucker carlson and all kinds of other shows as well. tucker is. >> jesse: "tucker carlson today," tucker carlson this afternoon. tucker carlson late night. >> judge jeanine: tucker carlson with kanye. >> geraldo: tucker carlson hanging out with kanye. bill will check that out. 49-year-old makes the football team at north dakota. he walks on. self-a year older than the coach. and he makes it. what position do you think? 94, jesse. that's a defensive lineman. >> defensive end, maybe. joan ♪ o say can you see ♪ ♪ by the dawn's early light ♪ ♪ what so proudly we hailed♪ ♪ at the twilight's last gleaming♪ ♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪ ♪ through the perilous fight ♪

i'm dana perino, along with dagen mcdowell, jessica tarlov, jesse watters and greg gutfeld . >> it'ics five o'clock ia tarl n new york city and this is the"tf five we are waiting.ivwe are awn >> an update from the florida ud governor , ron desantis,ic on the catastrophic damage that hurricane ian left behind. officials say at least 21 lives have been lost, but expect the death toll to rise. rescue crews are workingo ri nonstop, combing through the wreckage as more than one point seven million are still without power. and just moments ago and downgraded to a post tropical cyclone after making landfall in south carolina as an category one storm with wind speeds up to 85 miles per hour a and life threateninghreateni storm surges expected up to seven feet. we are monitorin g the track off the storm. and we'll take you ot governor de santos as soon as he startsgovern speaking. but we want to switch gears right now. there's a disturbing trend oswif law enforcement coming under attack. outrage sweeping the nation followinenforcemeng the murder r first responder in new york city. twenty four y

. >> i don't think anyone's been dehumanized like her consistently, i watched one guy, jesse watters, on fox news, what he's been saying about paul pelosi the last six months, mocking him consistently, continue tell me that's not aiding and abetting this. >> reporter: we've not heard back from fox news for comment. the suspect is expected to be arraigned as early as tomorrow afternoon. >> o'donnell: jonathan vigliotti, thank you. let's turnover seas. south korea's national police are apologizing tonight for not assigning enough officers to a halloween celebration that turned deadly. the crowd was estimated at 100,000 people before a deadly stampede resulted in the deaths of at least 154 people. at least two american college students are among the dead. we want to warn you some of timms from the scene are disturbing. here's cbs's elizabeth palmer. >> reporter: koreans today were paying their respects and still trying to absorb the scale of this tragedy which started out as a halloween celebration saturday night. thousands of mostly young people flooded into the narrow streets of seoul'

"jesse watters primetime" starts seven seconds early. >> jesse: it's not good enough, i'm sorry. [laughter] >> jesse: thanks, bret. >> bret: see you. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: in life, timing is everything. we do our best to stay on schedule, make lists, set alarms, because one thing you never want to be is late. >> wake up. >> can't be late for a plane with a girl. the girl runs like a girl with the little steps and arms flailing out. if you want to make this plane you got to run like a man, keep your knees up. >> being late is a problem but sometimes being early is worse if you know what i mean. you never want to be the team that celebrates before the game is over. just ask the falcons, one second they were almost super bowl champs and the next thing you know they are watching brady hold the trophy. you can't brag about a victory that hasn't happened. and you can't hype up a bill that hasn't done a darn thing yet. unless you are joe biden. today our commander-in-chief, who is taking a victory lap over his massive infrastructure spending bill. >> my partisan infrastructure law that i signed

. >> you're going to be on "jesse watters primetime." what you want do tell jesse?is going good for you. i literally don't know what to say. i don't know. good luck with the show? i don't know. i don't know. >> jesse: very exciting weekend in the watters family household. i mean, i didn't get any rest at all. we're at adventureland with sophia. cleaned up. we had this stuff stuffed in the trunk because we won so many prizes. we're in front of a roller coaster, at ellie's flag football game. she had three interceptions, one pick six. really, really great defense as well. very proud of her there. there we are at whiteman's farm, taking in the vista, a hayride. jesse jr. was very nervous about that hayride. never seen him that nervous. let's to some text messages. lee from savannah, missouri. thank you for never holing back and speaking your mind. i'm right now at about 90%. save the over 10%. bob says herman munster doesn't have a brain, but his ideas are better than the democrats. didn't you like that clip? made me feel old. jjanice from south florida. the ladies at

in "jesse watters primetime" is the next show that comes up right now >> jesse: hey, bret.e starting to grow up. like a father, i'm proud of them. for years democrat have set the rules and republicans have played by them. we have seen what that looks like. >> you are it. >> you are it. >> you are no quincy. >> you can't do that. >> can to. >> cannot. double stamp it, no eraseys. >> cannot no eraseys. yo

"jesse watters primetime" now. >> jesse: i need a salute. last, especially the last to learn something. you really don't want to be the last one at work to find out your girlfriend is cheating. >> uh, you're not the guy. >> you cheated on me? wh i

jesse: no, we hate each other. [laughing]. tucker is next. i am watterss not at the capitol building on january 6th but he was donald trump's chief political advisor. today steve bannon was sentence todd ed for a half year in prison by the january

. >> jesse: i am jesse watters with judge jeanine, and caylee pavlich and it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president biden trying midterm pivot to save his party from a red wave wipeout. majority of americans are in agreement joe doesn't have a clue on what they care about. 63% wish he would pay more attention to key issues effecting our families like inflation, crime, and the border crisis. biden is only interested in appeasing his far left face with a focus on abortion, student debt blout, and promise to save democracy. he has a new attack line that rolls off the tongue. >> polls have been all over the place. i think that we're going to see one more shift back to our side the closing days and let me tell you why i think that. we're starting to see some good news on the economy. the election is not a referendum, it's a choice, it's a choice. republican criticizing the economic record, but look what i inherited and what i've done and look what they're offering. it is mega maga trickle down. the kind of policies that have failed the country before, and will fail it a

and jesse watters. i am kidding. or am i not? he fix that. good for him.thing is sexist. prince william is also not hot at all. he is just a prince. i swear to you if he was an accountant at a bar asking girls. all of them would be like "i have a boyfriend." not a hot guy. he is a prince and i'm not so he wins. >> greg: i would rather be prince than a prince. >> tyrus: not right now. he's dead. rest his soul. i carried him. >> greg: you did. i read that in your book. >> tyrus: i would've dropped vin diesel. i don't have a question for you. who picked these fools? they need to come forward and show themselves. this is ridiculous. pitbull. he looks like you wouldn't let them near your daughter. the prince looks like a shady lawyer that keeps spending your retainer. i have beef with him going way back. i quit my first job in the summertime because i had a part in this movie called saving private ryan. i told everyone i was an actor like kiss my ass. i am out. dude sent an awesome monologue when he played a different characters and his name was vin diesel. i h

. >> 11 jesse watters freight wait , i love jesse. 11 year. boyfriend. he always puts on fox news and say he's handsome. >> my wife deceived me. that is what my window is about. it was a white lie. the kind of lies and will do with. she told me, she told me the pinkberry cup was 100 calories. but then, the guilt was getting to her and she came back ten minutes later and she confessed it was 150 calories. i thought i would give you up date freight we are still trend get in touch with the executive the pinkberry. pinkberry now follows me on twitter. so there is some sort of action between us, but we are still waiting for real contact. pinkberry, overhear? >> we have judy from pensacola, florida. she is to be the highest per capita income in the 60s fred now they have school shooters. that's right, jd vance, might b able to take care of that. mike from nazareth, pennsylvania . jesse, we got a heating oil delivery today byrd $7,400 what else does anyone need to know before heading to vote? >> heating oil is going to be astronomical this winter. >>

"jesse watters prime time" starts rights now. jesse? >> i don't think that intel guy liked that. thanks, bret. >> jesse: we love hearing a good fairy tale. we love the way it sparks our wildest imagination. lucky enough we get to hear fairy tales every day. they all-star the character, joe biden. >> so i -- i -- i was sort of raised in the puerto rican community at home. >> i got my education for real from the black church. that's not hyperbole, it's a fact. >> i probably went to -- >> when you're a black puerto rican black driving jewish professor, every day is an eventful one. some days you're fighting off your arch nemesis. >> corn pop was a bad dude. he ran a bunch of bad boys. say, esther, you, off the board our i'll drag you off. he came off and he cut off his six foot length of chain. he said you walk out with that chain. you walked in a car and said you may cut me but i'm going to wrap this chain around your head. >> jesse: other days you're battling house fires. joe brought that up again today. >> lightning struck in a pond behind my house. came in to the air conditionin

jesse watters on "primetime" starts in a moment here. good evening. i love how you say it. ♪ ♪ we all have moments in life when we wake up and we realize that our dreams aren't working out. practice all you want, you are not going to be the quarterback for the birds. >> haven't played in years. why can't i be quarterback? >> you are right. let's see what you've got. hit me, i'm open. that's why. now sit down and shut up. >> jesse: and you are not just one break away from scoring that record deal. >>

>> dana: i'll have to ask jesse watters tonight. >> the evidence is on screen. >> dana: is jesse therehe world series. should be a good one in 2022. >> dana: congratulations to the bengals. >> bill: sorry about the broncos. >> dana: every sunday. harris faulkner is up next. here she is. >> harris: with just 15 days to go democrats doing some shape shifting the try to save themselves and rally their base. however, voters know whose policies are in place amid high inflation, the weakening ability to buy food and gas, and high crime. can democrats fix all of that by november 8th? millions of people are already voting early. i'm harris faulkner and you are in "the faulkner focus". one high profile democrat has a blunt message for his party.

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. it took a long time. he got it, jesse. >> jesse: i think anybody that old gets a medal. thanks, bret. >> over the last year and a half we watched the country spiral. everything is more expensive thanks thanks to inflation. gas prices are going up again. borders still wide open. crime so bad nobody feels safe. and we can thank biden and the democrats for it. in just a few years they have managed to make life as difficult as possible for you. and the worst part about it is they don't care. they have ignored you. they want you to suck it up. who cares if you can't pay your bills or you are afraid to ride the subway. according to democrats, everything is fine. but they are living in an alternate reality because we are fed up. we know everything isn't fine. in fact, a recent poll found that the two main issues on the minds of americans, inflation and crime. what do you know, the two issues democrats have a horrible record on that means the midterms are going to be interesting. people want results. if anything i

in "jesse watters primetime" is the next show that comes up right now >> jesse: hey, bret. thank you so much. >> jesse: republicans are starting to grow up. like a father, i'm proud of them. for years democrat have set the rules and republicans have played by them. we have seen what that looks like. >> you are it. >> you are it. >> you are no quincy. >> you can't do that. >> can to. >> cannot. double stamp it, no eraseys. >> cannot no eraseys. you can't tribunal double stamp. >> la la la la. >> floyd. >> guys, enough. >> this gets you nowhere. and republicans now realize that. look at desantis and abbott, governors of texas and florida, they didn't just sit back and complain about the border. they took action. and mostled migrant was to blue states. if you want to win, you got to go on offense. you have to put the democrats on the defense. and make the media work for you. we're three weeks from the midterms and republicans have momentum. they can play it safe or they can start putting points on the border. j.d. vance in ohio was accused of traffics in racism. that's what de

but like jesse watters here, no one wanted to make actual contact.of right now, we have no idea what happened to this guy or if it's don lemon. but -- or that he's not don lemon but a believe it or not, that wasn't the only crazy video coming out of the subway this week. on sunday, sinister group of which i think /* -- of course, the environmentlist applaud the attackers for going green. the mother of one of the victims demanded that the city crack down a crimes telling post animals behind on bars. so the city will condemn her by calling criminals by animal. this gang may be on the loose. if you're about to take the subway, remember this gutfeld! tip. criminal won't touch you if you already take off your pans. all right. tyrus, this whole segment is for you expertise. what -- >> in what way? >> what do you do with a naked man on a subway? when he gets away and runs into an -- everybody's freaking out. >> because what we're seeing is that the -- it looks, unfortunately, the average americans a coward. >> yeah. nobody wants to touch a naked man. >> i'm

"jesse watters primetime" starts three second late. >> jesse: we would be nothing without our staffs.y. ♪ >> jesse: we start tonight with a fox news alert. a border patrol agent has just shot and killed an illegal immigrant. according to bill melugin, the migrant was in custody when he went for an agent's gun at border patrol's el paso sector. this was reportedly in self-defense. this wasn't the only major shooting today at the border though. a member of the national guard committed suicide while on border duty in eagle pass, texas. a southern borde

." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> hello, i'm jesse watters along with katie pavlik, -- 's 5:00 in new york city and this five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ joe biden says the most important election in our lifetime is eight days away, but he is kicking his feet up in delaware with violating his former boss do all the work while letting his former boss do all the work. m.i.a. from the campaign trail, democrats are turning to barack obama to rescue them from a midterm shellacking, the guy who lost -- the best hope to stop this red wave. >> the only way to save democracy is if we nurture it and fight for it together. that starts with collecting people who know you and see you and care about you. every republican politician seems obsessed with two things: own the lives. they are -- only libs. they are interested in making you angry. they are hoping it will distract you from the fact that they don't have answers of their own. >> even the media realizes that biden is -- at their worst customer. he can't be out there, so this is the only person they can put out. >> the democrats hope he is a closer. i talked to two people yesterd

>> to be fair, jesse watters doesn't have a private bathroom. you are right.m disgusted 80% of the time that i am in new york city. maybe you changed my mind. i think you are still wrong. i will say this. i thank god for howard stern. he does make me feel normal by comparison. i am like a fox recluse. i don't do anything or go anywhere. he makes me look like pete davidson. >> he's a germophobe. his wife rescues cats. that's her job, apparently. her thing. you can get toxoplasmosis or cryptosporidium houses. >> what are the chances i get that again? >> a lot of related. giardia, ringworm. >> that is such a great name for a lead singer. >> i got it from stream water ones. it was atrocious. >> that's what they called it? when a guy is standing over you in a club, that is not stream water. >> that pays really well. don't knock it until you've tried it. >> i don't know how you are a germophobe and live in new york city. there are people like stern who have barely left their apartments except to smoke on the street for the last two and a half years. you can see them

jesse watters thinks the timing of all of this is a little suspicious, listen. >> i'm impressed withemocrats, and i don't always say that. but they are so devious, they plot, they plan, they deceive. they knew this trend is going to trend heart on inflation. and they timed this perfectly because this is probably going to blow out the inflation lead on the nightly news channels. it is may be a one-day thing, but they got what they wanted to. that has nothing to do today with everything else that the american public is experiencing. it doesn't affect anybody. and the democrats know that. but they don't want to solve any problems they have created. >> carley: listen to this, less than 48 hours after leaving the democratic party, tulsi gabbard is the third favorite to win the republican nomination in 2024 overtaking mike pence. she seems pretty happy with her decision. >> one of the main reasons why i left this democratic party of today is because they have become the party of war hawks. the truth is whatever they wanted to be on any given day. and i nsu talked about earlier, they have t

. >> hi, i'm jesse watters and others. 5:00 in new york city. this is the five. president biden losing touch with reality with just 27 days to go until midterms. after decimating american energy letting inflation up to record highs, allowing historic flow of migrants across the border and unleashing a violent crime surge biden is delusional enough to think america loves what he's doing. >> look what i got done. name me a president in recent history got as much done as i have the first two years. you may not like what i got done but vast majority of american people like what i got done so it's a matter of can you do the job and i believe i can do the job, i've been able to do the job. >> not a joke. if biden thinks he's so great why are so many vulnerable demps afraid to be seen in public with him? biden thinks the republican party has nothing to campaign on. >> what's the republican platform? what are they running on? what are they for? first thing they said they're going to get through the inflation reduction act. what's that going to do? i mean, i don't know wh

and tonight is "jesse watters primetime" aoc's wild and wacky town hall. a lot went down.can that cab driver who finally cashed in an iou after picking up a fellow irishman in 2013. he picked up shane daphne a student in dublin who couldn't afford the fair but did gainer he tee him two points of guinness. nine years later he paid $700 to fly to dublin in ireland onto the gaffney and son pub welcomed by gaffney and parents and two points of guinness. if you have ever had guinness in dublin, it's worth $700 to fly there just for two points. >> dana: do you like guinness? >> greg: read my book drank guinness and had an accident. i had to walk like a penguin all the way home. [laughter] >> greg: you think think it would go there. >> jesse: usually does with you. do you still have that lettuce? >> piers: back to the homeland soon for my 25th prime minister of the year. you can have guinness. >> dana: we need to make a wedge. that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: hey, dana. i'm out in l.a. tell greg his west l.a. pad is fine. i was just there. good e

. >> carley: jesse watters on "the five," if democrats get crushed in the midterms they only have themselves to blame. watch this. >> the democrats are lying and hiding in the selection so badly, biden tells you inflation is at zero and claims the guy who buys the -- they call you racist for flying migrants to the vineyard and then fly migrants to manhattan in the middle of the night. they say crime is under control, they hire private security for themselves but democrats doing anything they can, they aren't talking about, they have the issues they do don't want you to talk about. the exact reason democrats are getting crushed. >> there is this "new york times" article, democrats spent $2 trillion trying to save the economy and then the democratic candidate wants to talk about it. they were talking about the american rescue plan. raphael warnock one of the candidates that made those $1400 check a corner star issue for him. he's not mentioning it at all on the campaign trail anymore because he knows that those checks were great for americans at one time and now they have led to inflation. >>

"jesse watters primetime" starts right now. i mean, harold is here, i got him in the studio, jesse. >> jesse: yeah, we have been trying to get him out of new york for days now. [laughter] >> bret: see you. ♪ >> jesse: when facing defeat you can do three things, can you work harder, give up, or just say the other guy cheated. >> cheaters. >> cheaters. >> cheaters. >> cheater. >> cheating. [shouting] >> jesse: democrats are staring at the she lacking of a lifetime. they see the polls, they see the headlines what are they going to do? are they going to work harder? are they going to roll over or say republicans are cheating white wing extremists literal i have a plan to steal the next presidential election they are not making a secret of it. the right wing control supreme court may be poised to rule on giving state legislatures, yes, you heard me that correctly. state legislatures the power to overturn presidential elections. just think, if that happens, the 2024 presidential election could be decided not by the popular vote, or ev

"jesse watters prime time" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: believe it or not, politics was not so easye sharpest, wittiest, and even the smartest, there was always somebody else who would. >> is there any doubt in your mind that you would be able to function in such circumstances? >> not at all.

>> dana: i'll have to ask jesse watters tonight. >> the evidence is on screen. >> dana: is jesse there? he was originally from philly. >> phillies and houston in the world series. should be a good one in 2022. >> dana: congratulations to the bengals. >> bill: sorry about the broncos. >> dana: every sunday. harris faulkner is up next. here she is. >> harris: with just 15 days to go democrats doing some shape shifting the try to save themselves and rally their base. however, voters know whose policies are in place amid high inflation, the weakening ability to buy food and gas, and high crime. can democrats fix all of that by november 8th? millions of people are already voting early. i'm harris faulkner and you are in "the faulkner focus". one high profile democrat has a blunt message for his party. greenberg is one of democrats' most seasoned pollster. he wants president biden and dems to shut the h up. i cleaned it up. they are all potty mouth right now. he wants them to concentrate on their accomplishments because they know that the messaging isn't working. americans are struggling to