i actually asked gemini, does jesse watters where a toupee?ecause gemini is designed to be inoffensive. and to them, whiteness is seen as offensive. in their brain. but this -- they go, determining whether jesse watters wears a toupee is impossible to definitively answer. no public statements and jesse watters are reliable sources confirm or deny the use of a toupee. that is how they operate on everything, except race. and then they said they were missing the mark on this? they produced black nazis. i guy putting world war ii german officers, they got black and asian nazis. that's not missing the mark. they are not sorry over the mistake, they are sorry they got caught. they are powerful entities that have to be monitored by us because they are circulating ideas and beliefs that are divisive, and the temptation for these power-centric identity-obsessed ideologues is too great to be trusted because it is so powerful. so it is not the system, it is the people. you can't control bias. i'm going to go on a little tear. if you look at the news, the

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jesse watters is next. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime," tonight... >> i don't do my friends like that, so till if you tell me it's a g, you're going to get a thousand dollars. >> jesse: jay 2 and the fanny willis hearing, meet fanny's daddy. >> it's a black thing, okay. >> we have a corrupt judge who ruled against me before he got the case. >> jesse: the judge filthy ruling against the trump organization. >> we are citizens, we are not the politics, are people. >> jesse: finally biden visits east palestine. plus -- >> major boy jesse watters. >> jesse: fox news alert, a judge in new york is ordering donald trump to pay over $350 million in fines. and banning the former president from running a business in the state of new york for the next three years. this case was decided by a single judge, judge and garon, a strange guy, but not as strange as these charges. and they were brought by new york to her attorney general letitia james who campaigned on fighting trump, not crime. and visited the biden white house three times, the woman brought a case that according to the associa

up next, jesse watters. >>> welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight, there is families of victims here today. have you apologized to the victims? would you like to do so now? they are here. you are on national television. >> hoping politician solve your problems? good luck. >> we are going to get back. we will get swag and use it for travel. >> fanti's office caught using public money as a piggy bank. >> this summer is the hottest on record. 2023 is said to be the warmest record on year with the hottest year on record. >> climate scientists literally caught cooking the books. >>> plus,-- >>> one of the oldest tails in greek mythology, the story of pandora. zeus was angry and ordered the creation of pandora to use as a weapon. historians described her as evil , hidden in beauty. pandora was beautiful, but inside she was artificial. a lifelike android sent to earth to punish humans for discovering fire. humans would be punished with zeus wrath for their dangerous discoveries. the idea of a beautiful cyborg coming from another universe to punish

up next, jesse watters. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> we have a secure border. >> it is my testimony that the board is secure. >> have a process in place to manage migrants at the border. >> a bite and migrant murders american woman. >> we will suffer more from the mismanagement of covid then they will from the exposure to covid, and that is not an opinion, that is a fact. >> jesse: dr. phil makes "the view" ladies crazy. he is here in a cable exclusive. >> that was the most fantastic lovemaking you've ever had. >> not really. it only lasted -- >> two hours. that was a two-hour love session. >> want to go again? >> i'd love to you but you are too tired. >> jesse: "saturday night live," donald trump, and joe biden. plus -- >> he's gangsta. he got the trump towers, he gets the bag. that's my boy. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: almost ten years ago a criminal illegal alien shot to death a beautiful young american girl on the streets of san francisco. "the o'reilly factor" sent me to a boarding supervisor to confront the politicians who had blo

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jesse watters. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight. >> is he able to do what you do with the command? >> what is newsom doing at the white house? new york city turning on aoc. >> have you had enough? >> phone records reflect you were making phone calls from the same location as the condo they would be wrong? >> jesse: not so fast, fani, prime time got the phone records. plus... >> get in my belly! ♪♪ >> jesse: few weeks ago prime time gave gavin newsom advice, see how your policies are playing out like episode of "undercover boss" gavin who never misses a show followed orders. he went undercover as a garbage man. gavin is not afraid to get hands dirty. gavin went undercover as a landscaper, planting trees. gavin went undercover as a fisherman. clearly confused he thought he was going to get a rod to hold. have you ever seen that focus? intensity. i can't imagine what is going on. does he feel bad for the fish? is he wondering how it turns into sushi. he has the aviators, who wore it better. final he went underground as preside

[laughter] are you addicted to outrage like my friend from philly jesse watters is?e alarm on rich culture which refers to our collective tendency to act negatively all the time. social media of course plays a big role in fueling the flames of our fury. judge, when i think of theory, you are the last person i think of. when i think of this, you are the last person i think of. >> jeanine: it is a mob mentality supported by anonymity. you go online, you see what other people are saying and you say "i join them in that," things you might not say to someone directly, but the more people who say it, the more you believe it. it is mob mentality. eveready takes on the feelings of other people. it is dangerous. >> harold: do people say things that really should not get the marked up? >> greg: shut up. [laughter] wrote this. "joy of hate," fans of gutfeld, this was almost 15 years ago. i'm going to read the opening paragraph for you, harold. you know it really pisses me off? people who are always mad or pretends to be. we have created this world of the enraged, the manufactur

phil will be on jesse watters at 8:00.he clarification. >> judge jeanine: this baby boy is named lukeca. check out his reaction when he hears his dad's thunderous snore. [laughter] [snoring] >> his poor wife. >> harold: looks like you when i first started talking. all right, harold. jim, i hope i am pronouncing your name correctly. first woman to unprior spring training game in two decades. graduated from minor league baseball became the 7th woman to call a minor league game. her captain mask can be found in the hall of fame. expected for more games spring training if she gets the call up to the major leagues she will be the first woman to regular season umpire game. >> greg: help me, please. >> shannon: missouri firefighters saved a trapped bald eagle. they happen to be in the right place at the right time. they noticed injured eagle on a different call play laying in a ditch. once they finished the human emergency. took him back to the firehouse. and they got him into a rehabilitation. >> greg: first female bald eagle to

my friend from philly, jesse watters, is here?ers to our collective tendency to act act negatively all the time.he t social media of course plays a big role in fueling the flames of our fury.dg judge, when i think of fury,the you're the last person i thinkei of. and what are your thoughts about this? >> judge jeanine: it i s a mob mentality that is supported by anonymity. you go online and you see what other people are saying and you say, yeah, i joinesad them in that. things you might not say to someone directly, but the moremo people who sayre it, the more yu believe it. it is a mob mentality. everyone takes on the feelings offeel other people.it it's dangerous. >> harold: do people say things that really shouldn't get -- gre >> greg: shut up! i'm pissed off!fe fans oldf "gutfeld!" no, i was onto this almost 15 years ago. i'm going to read the opening paragraph,grap harold. you know it really pisses me off connect people who are alwayspr pissed off or pretend to bete pissed off. thfe phone a grievance, the manufactured outrage.

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"jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> it's a conspiracy theory made up by russian intelligence, pumped through smirnov into america. >> jesse: a new hoax. the russians are behind biden's impeachment. >> [screaming] >> jesse: biden's dog he has now bitten everyone at the white house. google's artificial intelligence turns everyone black. plus -- >> viva, viva las vegas! ♪ ♪ >> jesse: there's another missing biden diamond, and no one knows where it is. the president's brother, jim biden, better known as jimmy the chin, told congressional investigators that he threw out a diamond that the chinese bribed hunter with. here's their story. the chinese slipped hunter biden a diamond while his dad was vice president. biden's brother, jimmy, says hunter gave him the chinese diamond to have it appraised. but jimmy says he threw it in the garbage. and this is the second chinese diamond the bidens claim they last. they also bribed him with a three carried 80,000 died diamond in 20 17 that hunter claimed disappeared. the b

welcome to this special edition of jesse watters on a friday night. i'm pete hegseth, and we start tonight out with a fox news alert. the us military has just launched retaliatory attacks against iranian backed militias in iraq and syria. the us central command says over 85 targets were struck. these strikes come just days after three american soldiers were killed in a deadly drone attack on the border in jordan. for the latest, let's bring in international correspondent mike tobin. mike, what do we know? well we know that we've got the first images coming out of iraq. you just had them up a second ago. al-qa'im iraq. this is the very western part of iraq on the border with syria, very near some of the other locations, as you mentioned, some 85 targets were hit in seven different locations, both in iraq and syria. hit by 125 munitions. those seven locations are divided up to four inside of syria. three of them inside of iraq. the us says that the targets were all iranian revolution guard, command and control weapons storage, logistics, support for bot

. >>> welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight. >> you may cut me but i will wrap this chain around your head. >> illegal aliens assaulting cops and flipping america the bird. where is mr. tough guy? >> went to walgreens leaves a neighborhood they disrupt the entire community. they are life-threatening acts of racial and economic discrimination. >> the squad says avoiding crime is racist. >> shame on you, walgreens. >> i enjoy looking like a clown. i don't abide by gender. i am built different. >> quit clowning around. it's dei thursday. plus what are you nervous about? >> you might end up in the civil war. >> i got fat and rehab once. >>> the greatest trash talkers have one thing in common. they back of up. take mohamed ali. >> angela stone, i am so mean i make medicine sick. >> if you have a big mouth you better have a big punch. he did. teddy roosevelt didn't always speak softly. telescope teddy said william mckinley had no more back more and then a chocolate declare. truman said eisenhauer doesn't know any more about p

just listen to fox news anchor and human polo shirt, jesse watters. >> the highly credible fbi informanthe burisma executive who allegedly bribed joe biden has audio recordings of joe and of hunter. one of the fbi's top informants, a guy with impeccable credentials, a great track record. the highly credible, multilingual, extremely trustworthy, longtime, confidential fbi informant. >> desi: wow. highly credible, extremely trustworthy, multilingual, proficient at excel, a good tipper, a generous lover, always puts the seat down. this guy is rock solid. bulletproof. impeachment case closed! >> in a new court filing, federal prosecutors allege one of the fbi's own longtime informants spun bogus tales about president biden and his son hunter after meeting with russian intelligence officials. >> alexander smirnov was arrested wednesday charged with lying about financial ties between the president, his son and ukrainian energy company burisma allegations that have been central to the republicans' impeachment push. >> desi: yeah. not only was this guy lying about joe biden getting bribes, the f

up next, jesse watters. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time. is it too late for democrats to change horses? >> he is old. >> it is never going to get better. >> jesse: joe biden and the great replacement theory. >> rfk jr. is here. >> get out my face. >> jesse: prime time winning the war on voter fraud. >> jackpot. kansas city. >> jesse: what you need to know about super bowl lviii. plus, do you think i'm funny? >> not in a good way. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the emperor has no clothing. it comes from a folktale of a king swindled by con men who would clothe him and garments were going to be so rich that only wiseman could see. he was too prideful to admit he didn't see a thing. the whole kingdom knew he had no clothing, but his staff was too fearful and reluctant to break the news to the king. when he came out to the town square, he was laughed for being exposed and bear. for three years, joe biden has been america's emperor. the democratic machine and the press have been his swindlers. last week, the emperor was caught with no clothing. after they expose

what, kill jesse watters?ll jesse watters. >> dana: so it says she has sporadically engaged. i'm like that's not very good. and then it's almost like she is a tourist within the white house. she comes in, every once in a while you see her, and "veep" was an effective show and made me laugh so hard because it's so realistic. and then you get to the administration and you are like that's the reality. in the show, one of the funniest things was every time the vice president selena gomez gets back to her office she says to the president called, and they say, no, and that's exactly what is happening here. and then she does an and they say are you ready to go on? she says i'm ready to go on day one. that's a bare minimum of what the vice president is supposed to be able to do. the other problem is voters have eyes, democrats and family members of joe biden saying he is great as expected. they have no third-party validator saying i was with him and the other day, his fine, he's fine. or a star and a meeting, she was

taylor swift working in conjunction with the space aliens. >> jesse: congrats you're booked on jesse wattersmetime. [laughter] >> jesse: so we looked it up. any president since 1952 can shut down the border, it says it right here, whenever he finds that entry of aliens is detrimental to the united states he can shut the whole thing down like that. so he's asking congress for powers he already has, and 20 million -- $20 billion. so what's the money for? well, it's just basically to hire an army of lawyers, nonprofit and asylum officers to just continue to facilitate the open borders, and then he locks in a dc district court rubber stamp which is far left to just say whatever anybody wants to challenge as either bogus or legit. now, the border never closes. that's not jesse watters saying that, that's the co-author of this bill, the senator from connecticut. this whole 5,000 thing, okay, here's how it works. 5,000 comes in for a week, right? it averages that. they don't shut the border down they just funnel all the entries into the port of entry and then they bring them in that way. and what h

i'm jesse watters along with jud judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." "the fiv♪ ♪ shocking new video shows the lawlessness of democrat cities colliding with joe biden's open borders insanity.ty .two nypd police officers gettig outnumbered and savagely beaten by a large group of illegal immigrants near times square.. those cops were just trying to break up a disorderly crowd outside a shelter, trying to arrest one of the illegals, and that's when the mob attacked.nd one of the thugs kicking aner officer in the face while he was on the ground. he suffered a cut to his face, and the other officer wase injured.fice five of those violent suspectsfe were arrested by police later that same night, charged with assaulting a police officer, but four of them already back on the street, released without bail. were only in they custode wey for three hours. we are getting new video that the fifth migrant's in court today. onhee nypd chief says all of the cop-beating migrants should be locked up. >> reprehensible. coward

judge janene ppiro is in for jesse watters next. ♪♪ >> welcome to special edition of "jesse watters primetime am judge janene,iro in for jessie. presidents jim biden testified behind a close door deposition over family's shady business dealings. it became a circus. >> did hunter smoke crack at the white house? jim biden saying brother joe biden a labyrinth of companies and sworn testimony from jim's former business partners paint a completely different picture. on top of left wing outlet politico. this week reporting quote, joe biden central element of jim biden's pitch to potential partners in a deal with a hospital chain that collapsed amid a fraud scandal. to say the president's brother didn't benefit from the name would be a flat out name. lies is all democrats have. democrats looking for a quick way out. they are dusting off the old russia, russia, russia playbook. >> not only no evidence of any wrongdoing by present biden. now appears house republican majority used by russia to interfere in 2024 election on behalf of donald trump. if they continue with this investigation, they are simpl

. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time. >> new policies have been adopted that has created sanctuary city status in athens. >> jesse: the american people are tired of being lied to. >> you are talking b.s. to us. >> hunter biden is being defiant and dishonest. >> hunter biden under oath. we have the inside scoop. >> it is a threat to biden and his administration as a result of his decisions. >> jesse: michigan holds joe biden hostage. the white house is panicking. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: there is a migrant crime spree killing americans on the president is an accessory to murder. an illegal from el salvador was arrested in connection with the murder of a toddler. another was arrested for rating a teenage girl at knife point in louisiana. a guatemalan migrant was arrested in boston for sexually assaulting a child. in virginia, a venezuelan illegal was arrested for sexually assaulting another child. in new york, a man was stabbed outside a migrant shelter in central park. at the border, 11 illegals were arrested. biden held a press conference about crime today. he did not mention crime or sanctio

. ♪ ♪ >> hello, everyone, i'm jell judge jeanine pirro along with jessica taker love, jesse watters,, and greg gutfeld, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ♪ >> democrat anxiety over the 2024 election is reaching a boiling point. a new report shedding slight on how some top democrats fear biden's campaign might be stumbling past the point of no return. vice-president kamala harris reportedly telling them that she isn't worried about losing to donald trump but rather losing to the couch which refers to voters who might stay home on election day. and operation dump joe is growing louder. a new york times columnist is cooking up a brand new way to bait joe into stepping aside. tell him he could be a hero. >> i think biden, as painful as this is, should find his way as stepping down as a hero. that the party should help him find his way to that, to being the thing he said he would be in 2020, the bridge to the next generation of democrats. and i think democrats should meet in august at the convention to do what political parties have done at conventions so many times before

up next, jesse watters. >> jesse: welcome to jesse watters prime time.mocrats to change horses? >> he is old. >> it is never going to get better. >> jes

we got years jesse watters prime mags. gutfeld ones that. atters primetimcupse are a lite bit better quality shouldn't have said that. >> what a fact. but the gutfeld mug is the same size as greg, which is cutize. . that's right. extra small. let's see some texts extramall. grace from illinois, sendte the monkeyxts.s to martha'srd. vineyard. >> oh, boy. oh bm paw paw, michigan. is that really a city? papais tha? ed the world needs more. chr chris hansen's right about nowis . >> i'm telling you what a good guy. kevin from covington. louisiana. >> jesse, our family has a strict and a cell phone policy. during dinner, we reserve that for prime time. >> i love you and your family. i'm waters youmily and this is y world. and welcome to. hannity and today, big two big tech ceos, they were grille.d duringri

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any one, jesse, can say i want to follow jesse watters to hit house. he leaves every day at 9:00 o'clock. he's here at 11:00. that's like public information. >> jesse: now it is. >> okay. jud it's really up to the individual. you have to show intent. the intent is to conspire so sta stalk or harm them in some way. >> dana, how would you advicena taylor t, o handle this. would let others handle it and not worry. i would be worried who wha* i'm wearing to the super bowl. >> greg, what do you think? >> think this is about me because of the letters i sentle her.tt stalkers can find stuff out about us on public records.s, it w upsets me. how do you solve it? you ignore it this is the price of fame, sadly. you hope the guy finds something better to do with his time this. is not a life purpose to brag about. he will move onto stalking jesse. >> i think she can afford security, also. up next who foots the bill for n birthday dinner. aninfl on-line influencer is tha sparking outrage insisting the birthday person to cover the tag. tab here is why. >> iteref i inv

[laughter]u do it forir me. >> jesse watters prime time it' happy thursday. richard?black history month it's also a reg a month.oh this is eight-month commemoration by>> the country f jamaica in 2082. it celebrates thrye music impact on jamaica's development as welj the birthday of two reggae icons dennis a brown and bob marley. reggae's meat recently celebrates 50th anniversaryan and enjoysni international influence we like to say in jamaica might be a small country but reggae is a global music trend. >> what your famous dennis brown song?>> >> i love me some bob marley. lesson reggae music were in the grammys we have grandma category. if you watch the grammys this weekend reggae music will be there as well.ell. >> us out tracy chapman is going to do a duet with lou combs fast car on the grammys. did you know that? he knew lex i told her during the show brexit that's true ino try to forget it precooked there told me that that how could that are to be at? in a way that is it for us have a great night. ♪. jon: u.s. and uk

. >> hello, i'm jesse watters, along with judge jeanine. harold ford jr., dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 and this is "the five." >> the comments made by that prosecutor, inacaccurate and inappropriate. the way the president's demeanor was characterized could not be more wrong on the facts and clearly politically motivating, gra tuittous. >> kamala harris rushing to defense of her boss after what was said by the special counsel. the president melted down in front of the nation, they sent out ian samms and of course, binder. >> facts and evidence refute the theory they explored. the public is smart and can see what is going on. they can see and understand when people are gratuitous and make comments they should not make. >> peter: significant limitations on memory, who is helping him run the country? >> the president and commander-in-chief runs the counter. that part of the report does not live in reality. >> jesse: special counsel hur skipped charges and portrayed joe as elderly man with a poor memory. biden went laballistic saying

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anyone, jesse, can say i want to follow jesse watters, follow him to his house, he leaves every day atnow it is. >> judge jeanine: okay, but it's really up to the individual. you have to show intent, the intent is to maybe conspire with someone to stalk or harm them in some way. >> tulsi: dana, how would you advise taylor to handle it? >> dana: i wouldn't be worrying about it all. i'd be thinking about what i'm going to wear to the super bowl. >> tulsi: greg? >> greg: i have a feeling this is about me because of the letters i sent her. stalkers can find public records, which upsets me, except when i'm stalking josh groban. then i love it. this is the price of fame sadly. you hope the guy does something better with his time, because this isn't exactly a life's purpose that you can brag about. he'll move on to probably start stalking jesse. >> jesse: yeah. >> tulsi: up next, an online influencer is sparking outrage by insisting that the birthday person should cover the tab. here's why. >> we invite a group of people, interest to celebrate me, that's my treat, because i organized it and a

>> i may be a white boy, but i'm not stupid. >> do watch je -- note >> do you watch jesse watters on get it together." >> come on skiing and have a good time. >> jesse: tomorrow, if i look a little different, i will be in las vegas on a special assignment, but donald trump will be doing a town hall with laura the hour before us. stay tuned for "primetime." we will give you automatic reaction to that town hall. also, people have been saying you have been promoting "are booked too much, jesse." not even close. the book comes out in a month. i don't think i've promoted enough. we are in for a whirlwind of self-promotion. get it together. you can order it and it will be there in a month in your mailbox. time for text messages. bill from bela goerke ohio. "hillary forgot to call us deplorable's. better check your brain." dennis from new jersey. "do you think we could convince craig to stuffer to run for rnc chairman?" "you think -- do you think i should interview craig? i do. "did i smell a rat in this craig guy. are you sure he's not working for the fbi still close what's? i would want to

that's not jesse watters saying that. that's the co-author of this bill, senator frommic can. this wh whole 5,000 thing, they fundamental all of the entries into the port of entry, and bring them in that way. what happens if you show up at another part of the border? if you claim it's an emergency, they still have to let you in. they don't actually even detain anybody in this bill, because they only asked for 15, tho15,000additional beds. if you can't detain, how are you going to deport? how are they deporting hundreds of thousands of migrants a year with less money than biden and biden needs more money? this is the stuff screening process -- tough screening process? are you scared? yes. did you find a place in mexico to stay? no. the you're in. they give $400 million to lawyers. that's how you know they're not serious about this. this whole thing is designed to keep the status quo. they've legislated the status quo. nothing in here is going to stop a single person extra coming in. they're doing it so joe biden can claim credit to solve a problem that he created in the first p

kill jesse watters. >> so what article is this?s not very good and then it's almost like she's as tourist in the white house she comes in every once in a while you see her and onveep made me laugh so hard as you get to the administration and the show every time a vice president selena gomez gets back to her gefioffice she says did the president call? no. and that's what's happening here and she doesn't interview him they say are you ready to goe ? well that's the pbare minimum what the vice president is supposed to be able to do and the voters have eyes and democrats and family membersd saying he is great. they have no third-party validator say i was invited. he is fine. i saw her in a meeting s she wa incredible.you ever hear that from somebody who is being paid to say that? >> you know i was shocked what you said in the green room you said to me greg idyou look grea in that sweater and you said if the democrats hadn't stolen the election trump would have wanted and they wouldn't be in the situation vewith a frail president and an

. >> judge jeanine: tonight, i'm hosting "jesse watters primetime." >> harold: who you got on? greg: where is jesse by the way? took two days off? >> greg: i love his music. >> judge jeanine: tulsi gabbard in the a block. you know whose short list she is on. >> dana: greg and i are on everyone's short list. >> judge jeanine: yeah. i get that. >> dana: all right, harold. >> harold: a man just became the first to climb kilimanjaro backwards. set out to raise money for the british art foundation in memory of his grandfather ian who passed away from a heart attack. the journey took the personal trainer 8 days and involved a neck strengthening device so he could look over his shoulder for long periods of time. you should have this guy on "jesse watters primetime." >> greg: how do you know he didn't walk down and play the things backwards. i call bs on this. took a helicopter and walked down and this all filmed backwards. >> harold: this is for charity. >> dana: hey, harold, it's a good thing you told us for charity at the top. >> harold: for charity. >> dana: greg and i were enterin

up next, jesse watters. >>> welcome to "jesse watters primetime".lies of victims here today. have you apologized to the victims? would you like to do so now? they are here. you are on national television. >> hopin

i'm dana perino month judge jeanine pirro, richard fowler, jesse watters, greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ governor gavin newsom would like to speak to the manager. the liberal governor earning the nickname of california karen after snitching on a target employee. newsom was recalling a time when he personally witnessed a brazen theft in a store and overheard an employee blaming him for it. >> the woman says, oh, he is just walking out, he didn't pay for that. i said, why are you stopping them? she goes, oh, the governor. swear to god, true story appeared on my mom's grave. the governor lowered the threshold. there is no accountability. i said, that's just not true. she looks at me twice and then she freaks out, she calls everyone over, wants to take photos. no, i'm not taking a photo. we are having a conversation, where is your manager? how are you blaming the governor? it was $380 later, and i was like, why am i spending threaded $80, everyone can walk the hell right out. >> dana: right, but newsom seems to be oblivious to the laws in hi

." ♪ ♪ >> dana: i'm dana perino with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, and greg gutfeld's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ talk about adding insult to injury. there is a new migrant outrage after these illegal immigrants gave america two middle fingers while walking free without bail and then use false names to flee to california. new york city is planning to dole out $53 million in prepaid credit cards to migrant families being housed in hotels. this rapper 50 cent, is that how you say that? said that the prepaid cards might be used to motivate -- to vote against biden in 2024. "maybe trump is the answer." but he said that 57 has got it all wrong. >> we have to recycle this money back into our local economy. we are spending this money anyway. they are going to go to bodegas. grocery stores, supermarkets. local businesses are going to benefit. it's focused on baby supplies and food. i told 50 cent to hit me up. i would love to explain it to him so that he could go out and do another tweet of saying "you know what? eric is a smart manager," and he would

we're going to go back to jesse watters primetime. but if the president comes out and speaks, or the former president comes out and speaks again or is starting to be kind of clear up some of those technical problems, those audio problems will bring him back to you live. i'm lauren te will bring him back to you live. >> your memory has gotten worse? >> my memory is fine. >> if you look at the transcript, it is a joke. the sarcasm did not translate at the time. i don't know how it was in the room. you thought he performed how today? >> i was asking him if his memory is so bad he has to step down as president. that is a straightforward and hard but uncomfortable question. i wouldn't expect him to laugh it off. it is a serious thing. he needs to convince people he can go another five years when people are saying he has serious lapses in his memory, doesn't remember where he put stuff, says he doesn't know how the boxes got into his garage. i wasn't expecting him to go in there and laugh it off. he takes this seriously. >> as long as it pe

if you would, as i always tell you, i'm not jesse watters and this is not my world. hope you have a great friday night. >>> we start this friday night with a fox news alert. retaliatory airstrikes have begun in the middle east. according to the pentagon the u.s. military conducted strikes against iranian backed militias in iraq and syria striking more than 85 targets. the u.s. says it hit command and control operations and intelligence centers. this comes after three american soldiers were killed and dozens more injured in a drone strike in a base in jordan this past weekend. launched by iranian proxies. iran is responsible for pretty much all the trouble in the region. here is jennifer griffin live from the pentagon. any word on why the targets were not in iran considering they are the source of all of these proxy attacks and terror attacks? >> sean, officials who i spoke to said they were ruling out striking inside iran in this first set of strikes. and they want to message to iran they are not trying to go to war with iran. they are hoping iran gets the message ba

phil was on with jess watters on jesse watters prime time and kind of summed up with a lot of folks atbut doesn't get talked about very much. listen to this. >> i think people are afraid to take a position on this because if they take a position and say we should control the border, then they are labeled as anti-immigration. we're not talking about immigration. we're talking about illegal immigration. we need to all stand up for this country and stop apologizing. stop apologizing for having a border that's not a turnstile. >> aishah: why is this so hard? why do people still, this administration, tiptoe around this? >> well, it's two separate questions. first of all i would say dr. phil is out there dropping truth bombs this week. he went on "the view" setting the ladies straight and educating them about the harm of school shutdowns during covid. a few didn't want to hear that years later. he brought the facts. he brought the facts again with jesse last night on this issue. most americans, i think, very much agree with the premise of your question. why is this so hard? we're opposed to

byron, thanks for joining "jesse watters primetime". >> thank you, jesse. >>> let's bring in solve eisenberg. the president just not telling the truth about what was in his own administration's report. let's listen to when he was asked about whether he shared classified documents in a second. your reaction to the report and the president's heated press conference. >> well, my reaction to the report was that in most have been ghostwritten by gavin newsom and rfk jr. in terms of the damage it did to him. it's interesting you asked that question. my response to his brief press conference there and to his answers was that unfortunately he is lying and he's rather blatantly lying about what the report said. let me just read you if i can from the executive summary. our investigation uncovered evidence that president biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen. no, that means willfully retained under this statute means he knew he was violating the law. the special counsel also said for various reasons we don't think we can prov

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jesse watters. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight. >> is he able to do what you do with the command? >> what is newsom doing at the white house? new york city turning on aoc. >> have you had enough? >> phone records reflect you were making phone calls from the same location as the condo they would be wrong? >> jesse: not so fast, fani, prime time got the phone records. plus... >> get in my belly! ♪ >> jesse: few weeks ag gave gavin newsom advice for one of his guys. go undercover and walk your state. see how your policies are playing out. >> like an episode of undercover bossplayin and ga who never misses a show, followed orders. >> "under the undercover gov has bs everywhere. he went undercover a as a garba man, even though he borrowed someone else's gloves. underc agavin's not afraid to gt his hands dirty. >> he's hauling everything from crates to car bumpers. >> gavin went undercover as a landscaper, planting trees at the redwoods national park. >> gavin went undercover as a fisherman. clearl treesy, he confused. gavin tho

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