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i am dana perino with martha, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> ♪ shut up ♪ about pollices ♪ ain't nothing ♪ but a big ♪ pile of dirty tricks ♪ so shut up ♪ about politics ♪ you bunch left ♪ i bunch right ♪ caught up in the middle of a deep swamp fight. >> john rich performed shut up about politics reached number 2 overall on itsunami. -- tunes. all proceed go to folds of honor. it's only 99 cent. >> i don't want to be a downer. i have second thoughts about the charity. i didn't think it was going to be this secondful. if we told them 80% they would not have known.uccessful. if we told them 80% they would not have known. no, we had to go 100%. >> you are taking this in the wrong direction. >> what money are we missing out of it? >> why do you think the song was successful? >> when you get people to say shut up, it's potent. everybody in the bar gets involved. it's 2 minutes and 20 seconds long. >> don't compare this to punk rock. >> it has a great concept. shut up about politics. shut up

. >> greg: hi, greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, jesse watters, juan williams, dana perino. "the five" ." we are now into the fourth year of the democrats election tantrum. that would be old enough for kindergarten but maturity matters more than years so they'll number get in. they have learned from the best, the media. >> i have sat on his answer is gobbledygook. the fact that mueller wrote a letter of protest. >> in william barr, we have a staunch trump ally who is also a skilled bureaucrat and he is smarter than donald trump. that makes him scarier on both measures. >> if your theory on barr is correct, where did he become radicalized? >> if we can't trust you all to tell us, then i feel like there is a coup happening. >> gas lighting. >> greg: gas lighting. not exactly rational analysis but going to "the view" for insight is like going to the zoo for an oil change or hillary for legal expertise. >> he is the president's defense lawyer. he is not the attorney general of the united states and the way that he has conducted himself. calling for his regulation resn makes perf

." >> greg: high matt, i am greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, juan williams, jesse waters, dana perino. fox news alert. how about that? house judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general bar in contempt. that's the guy. chairman jerry nadler claiming there's a constitutional crisis. reaction to that breaking news later but first "the new york times" published trumps taxes from 30 years ago. you might ask how did they get the stuff but that doesn't matter if you hate the guy. publishing other people stuff is what the times is all about. who cares if it was leaked or stolen. or may be borrowed from trump. >> it wasn't always so easy. about 13 years ago, i was seriously in trouble. i was millions of dollars in debt. >> greg: that's what the times reported last night, quite a bombshell. also the times last night, the berlin wall, down. the bay city rollers broke up. nobody knows them. "star wars," actually a hit. and trump once lost a bundle, say insiders, including trump himself. here's an idea. get the rich kid who owns the times to turn over his 1040s. if the times gets another e

." ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with katie pavlich, juan williams, jesse watters. dana perino. "the five." we are 18 months away and the republicans already have their guy. the dems are narrowing their choices down. the democratic party responds, every time we try to help the underdog, you call it socialism. when actually socialism is all about creating underdogs.

along with lisa boothe, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld, it is 5:00 in new york city.nd this is "the five" ." brand-new headaches for democrats heading into 2020, freshman congress woman rashida to leave creating a new controversy over her comments about the holocaust while discussing the israeli-palestinian conflict. >> this is a calming feeling that i tell folks when i think of the holocaust and the treasury of the holocaust and the fact that it was my ancestors. palestinians who lost their land and some lost to their lives. their human dignity. their existence in many ways had been wiped out. all of it. in the name of trying to create a safe- . >> dana: they are slamming her is anti-semitic and want to nancy pelosi to take action against the congresswoman, but she is refusing to back down, saying that critics are twisting her words in an effort to silence her and nancy pelosi tweeting that the desperate attempts to smear rashida to leave and misrepresent her comments are outrageous. the house g.o.p. should apologize. and the american people for their gross misrepres

." ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with katie pavlich, juan williams, jesse watters.he logged rolls on a pencil. dana perino. "the five." we are 18 months away and the republicans already have their guy. the dems are narrowing their choices down. the democratic party responds, every time we try to help the underdog, you call it socialism. when actually socialism is all about creating underdogs. the dems have the ends and none of the means. at the end of every false promise is always soak the rich until there are no rich people left except their rich friends and it never works because even in a free market you can't bankroll a left-wing money pit. venezuela was rich once upon a time. panic hasn't hit the dems yet because i haven't learned anything from 2016. the healthiest why it of america hates politicians and the media that selects them. it's healthy perspective for it opens the door to candidates who don't fit into boxes or change their accident or fake, phony cadences. the dems could use one of these. >> i have to tell you that runway is like an ice skating rink a

along with lisa boothe, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld, it is 5:00 in new york city.d-new headaches for democrats heading into 2020, freshman congress woman rashida to leave creating a new controversy over her comments about the holocaust while discussing the israeli-palestinian conflict. >> this is a calming feeling that i tell folks when i think of the holocaust and the treasury of the holocaust and the fact that it was my ancestors. palestinians who lost their land and some lost to their lives

. >> greg: hi, greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, jesse watters, juan williams, dana perino.ow into the fourth year of the democrats election tantrum. that would be old enough for kindergarten but maturity matters more than years so they'll number get in. they have learned from the best, the media. >> i have sat on his answer is gobbledygook. the fact that mueller wrote a letter of protest. >> in william barr, we have a staunch trump ally

i am dana perino with martha, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld.ve." >> ♪ >> ♪ shut up ♪ about pollices ♪ ain't nothing ♪ but a big ♪ pile of dirty tricks ♪ so shut up ♪ about politics ♪ you bunch left ♪ i bunch right ♪ caught up in the middle of a

." >> greg: high matt, i am greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, juan williams, jesse waters, dana perinos alert. how about that? house judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general bar in contempt. that's the guy. chairman jerry nadler claiming there's a constitutional crisis. reaction to that breaking news later but first "the new york times" published trumps taxes from 30 years ago. you might ask how did they get the stuff but

i am dana perino with dagen mcdowell, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. he's back. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." turning to our other top story, tensions rising between the white house and congressional democrats who are now threatening trump officials with contempt. the house judiciary committee said to vote tomorrow on a contempt citation against attorney general bill barr. democrats are demanding that barr hand over in unredacted version of the mueller report and calls starting for treasury secretary steven mnuchin to be held in contempt for refusing to hand over the president's tax return. ordering donald mcgahn not to comply with a congressional subpoena. all of this comes as a new report says, get this, house democrats are threatening to withhold salaries of trump administration officials if they block ongoing committee investigations. despite claims of overage from republicans, democrats are defending their multiple probes. >> as members of congress, we have a responsibility. we will see what this white house and this administration is

i am jesse watters along with emily compagno, juan williams, kennedy, and brian kilmeade.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." after last week's huge economic numbers than the lowest unemployment rate and almost 50 years, delusional 2020 democrats are now trying to spin president trump's red-hot economy. they are claiming he doesn't deserve the credit and that we should instead be patting president obama on the back. >> trump is taking credit for a recovery that started under obama. who is this economy going to work for? we had attacks planned it was all about giving the wealthiest people more of a break. we have to make sure it's a shared recovery because right now it definitely is not. >> do you give president trump the credit? >> i give our workers and businesses the credit. i think we've had policies in place starting with president obama that have aided the recovery. >> the economy is doing well. i don't have to give trump any credit. i'm sure he will take all the credit he wants. >> jesse: not everyone agrees with the out of touch candidates. a new poll

juan williams and jesse watters and cambric drug. -- and greg gutfeld.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." 3 different polls predict that president trump will win re-election. as the race for the white house continues to lead up the president want letting up on attacks for joe biden. ripping him for his role in the 1994 crime bill. "anyone associated with the 1994 crime bill won't be elected. african-americans won't be able to vote for you." the road to 2020 could be difficult for joe biden. he is not doing a lot of compaining. advisors say with name recognition, the former vp doesn't need to introduce himself to voters and he can attract media attention without slashing events. how long greg. will campaigning hide up to you? >> hiding biden. this didn't work for hillary. they kept hillary in a freezer. they had her powered down. then they would charge her and send her out. nothing would happen. look, this is like three segmentes in one. first the polls. this is an all hands on deck approach. telling people that trump will win, trump will

i am dana perino with dagen mcdowell, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. he's back.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." turning to our other top story, tensions rising between the white house and congressional democrats who are now threatening

. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am dana perino with juan williams and jesse watters and greg gutfeld.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> majors revelations from the attorney general barr about how the russia probe started. in his first interview since the mueller report was released, barr is not satisfied on the answers about trump campaign spying. >> i am trying to get answers to questions. a lot of the answers have been inadequate and some of the explanations i got don't hang together. in a sense, i have more questions today than when i first started. people have to find out what the government was doing during that period. if we are worried about foreign influence, we should worry whether government officials abused their power and put their thumb on the scale. i am not saying that happened. but i am saying we have to look at that. >> barr commenting on the steele dossier. >> it's an unusual situation to have opposition research like that, especially one that on its face had a number of clear mistakes and to use that to conduct counter-intelligence against ameri

i am jesse watters with jedediah bila, juan williams, dana perino, and greg.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." attorney general bill barr clapping back against repeated attacks during his first hearing since releasing the mueller report. barr quickly dismantling a new liberal talking point, this comes after the media tried to blindside him last night with a report that robert mueller complained barr represented his findings in his 4-page summary of the investigation. barr explaining that mueller was actually upset with the media coverage and not the accuracy of the summary. >> i offered bob mueller the opportunity to review the letter before it went out and he declined. i asked him if he was suggesting that the march 24 letter was an accurate and he said no but that the press reporting had been inaccurate. he argued for putting out summaries of each volume, the executive summaries that have been written by his office. he was clear with me that he was not suggesting that we had misrepresented his report. >> jesse: barr crushing democrats' claim

. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am dana perino with juan williams and jesse watters and greg gutfeld.o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> majors revelations from the attorney general barr about how the russia probe started. in his first interview since the mueller report was released, barr is not satisfied on the answers about trump campaign spying. >> i am trying to get answers to questions. a lot of the answers have been inadequate and some of the explanations i got don't hang together. in a sense, i have more questions today than when i fi

juan williams and jesse watters and cambric drug. -- and greg gutfeld. this is "the five." 3 different polls predict that president trump will win re-election. as the race for the white house continues to lead up the president want letting up on attacks for joe biden. ripping him for his role

. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am dana perino with juan williams and jesse watters and greg gutfeld.and this is "the five." >> majors revelations from the attorney general barr about how the russia probe started. in his first interview since the mueller report was released, barr is not satisfied on the answers about trump campaign spying. >> i am trying to get answers to questions. a lot of the answers have been inadequate and some of the explanations i got don't hang together. in a sense, i have more questions t

. >> jesse: despite nancy pelosi's disappointment, william barr acted in good faith with his handlingf the report. all right, geraldo, i look at this thing and i am more confused, the country is more divided, i don't think he added any clarity to his confusing 400 page report. >> geraldo: i always like mueller for his gravitas and dignity. he seemed to be a straight shooting guy. and i have no reason to change my opinion, but as a lawyer i want to analyze what he said, because i think it is very important. he said a new low bar in terms of what is -- where the criminal culpability begins. he said if we had confidence that the president clearly did not commit eight crime, if we would have said so. he thinks that it is possible that the president committed a crime. so this is a brand-new level of evidentiary requirement. it is about probable cause that a crime was committed. it is possible that the president committed a crime. it is possible that i am going to grow and another inch next year. it is possible that i will play for the boston red sox. i think it was a gratuitous statement a

i am jesse watters with shannon bream, juan williams, dana perino, and greg. new york city and this is "the five" ." the abortion debate erupting yet again, this time over a new bill in alabama. the legislation which man nearly all abortions in the state and could potentially set up a showdown between roe vs. wade and the supreme court. the governor has not said whether she will sign into law but it's not stopping democrats in the media claiming it's a war on women. >> women's health care is under attack and we will not stand for

jesse watters. we begin with real news of the week. democrats in the house judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general william barr in contempt of congress for refusing to turn over the full, unredacted mueller report. by the way, they're declaring this a constitutional crisis. listen. >> ever wonder what a constitutional crisis looks like? well, open your eyes. >> we are now in a constitutional crisis. >> president trump appears to be heading toward a constitutional crisis. >> i saw this coming and mentioned the constitutional crisis. >> we're hovering on a constitutional crisis. >> we're in a constitutional conflict that's careening toward a crisis. >> do you agree with congressman nadler that we're in a constitutional crisis? jesse: all presidents refuse to hand things over to congress. democrat, republican. i guess when president trump's president, then it becomes a crisis. 98% of the mueller report has been released. the 2% that hasn't been is grand jury testimony. and it's against the law to release that. so democrats are holding barr in contempt for following the law by the way, the left took a very different stance on it

i am jesse watters with shannon bream, juan williams, dana perino, and greg.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." the abortion debate erupting yet again, this time over a new bill in alabama. the legislation which man nearly all abortions in the state and could potentially set up a showdown between roe vs. wade and the supreme court. the governor has not said whether she will sign into law but it's not stopping democrats in the media claiming it's a war on women. >> women's health care is under attack and we will not stand for it. >> it's wrong will fight back. >> this is an outrage, and it's nothing short of an attack on women's basic human rights and civil rights. >> part of the right wing conservative agenda in the united states of america is to dig away reproductive health and freedom. >> what do you see happening next? >> the end of roe vs. wade. >> can we look at the picture of the panel of men who did this in alabama. what do they have in common? maybe we should make it a law that they should be required to get a vasectomy. >> jesse: in al

i am jesse watters with jedediah bila, juan williams, dana perino, and greg.orney general bill barr clapping back against repeated attacks during his first hearing since releasing the mueller report. barr quickly dismantling a new liberal talking point, this comes after the media tried to blindside him last night with a report that robert mueller complained barr represented his findings in his 4-page summary of the investigation. barr explaining that mueller was actually upset with the

i am jesse watters along with emily compagno, juan williams, kennedy, and brian kilmeade.york city and this is "the five" ." after last week's huge economic numbers than the lowest unemployment rate and almost 50 years, delusional 2020 democrats are now trying to spin president trump's red-hot economy. they are claiming he doesn't deserve the credit and that we should instead be patting president obama on the back. >> trump is taking credit for a recovery that started under obama.

jesse: a tax write off. >> in the 80s attorney general william barr performed with a prestigious group of washington what?yers, magicians, were classically trained shakespearean actors? but the timer up on the board! >> if i was a democrat i was say an actor. i think you make them disappear with obstruction but i will not go with magician. he looks like a bagpipe player. can you picture him marching on the street in a kilt? >> i can. >> is that correct? >> yes! >> you've not seen pictures or anything? >> i have not. >> there are photographs. he played in the city of washington pipe band. one of the top bagpipe ensembles in the world! i don't know he's doing a little too well, question number three. early this year alexandria ocasio-cortez, i call her aoc. she said that this was her favorite hobby. she even posted some pointers on social media about it. what were -- was this about recycling, skincare or play video games? favorite hobby. >> i do not think recycling is a hobby. video games is kind of a boy thing. i could see skincare -- it is the skincare or video games. skincare! >> skincare? that is his an

jesse: small donation. it's a tax writeoff. >> question two. throughout the '80s attorney general williamagpipe players, magicians or classically trained shakespearean actors? [laughter] jesse: okay. >> put the timer up on the board. jesse: if i were a democrat, i would guessth actors, but i'm nt going to do that. i think he can make things disappear like obstruction, but i'm not going to go with magician. he looks like a bagpipe player. >> he does, can you picture him marching down the street in a admit. jesse: i could. >> is that correct? jesse: yeah! >> and you haven't seen any of the pictures or anything? jesse: no, i have not. do we have pictures? >> there are photographs. throughout the '80s he performed inside the city of washington pipe bands, one of the top bagpipe ensembles in the world. i don't know, he's doing a little too well. question number three. earlier this year, alexandria ocasio-cortez, i call her aoc -- jesse: yeah. to casio. >> she said that this was her favorite hobby. she even posted some pointers on social media about it. what were, what was this video about recy

jesse waters we begin with with real news of the week. democrats in the house judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general william barr in con templetringng in a constitutional crisis. listen. everst wonder what a constitutionallal crisis looks like? open your eyes. we are now in a constitutional crisis president trump appear to be headingng towards a constitutional crisis.g >> i saw this coming and mentioned the constitutional crisis we're hovering on a constitutional crisis. >>

jesse waters we begin with with real news of the week. democrats in the house judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general william barr in con templetf congress refusing to turn over full unredacted mueller report declaringng in a constitutional crisis. listen. everst wonder what a constitutionallal crisis looks like? open your eyes. we are now in a constitutional crisis president trump appear to be headingng towards a constitutional crisis.g >> i saw this coming and mentioned the constitutional crisis we're hovering on a constitutional crisis. >> do you believe that we're in a constitutional crisis? >> all presidents reare fuse to hand thingses over to congress. democrat republican, i guess when trump's president then it become a crisis. 98% of the o mueller report has been released 2% it hasn't been grand jury testimony and it's against law to release that so democrats are holding barr in contempt for following the law. in 2018 when eric holder in contempt for stone walling or for fast and furious investigation. watch. instead of bringing job creating or and legislation to the floor, the transportation bill, they are holding attor

william blake in the dorm. >> greg: why did i waste my time? >> dagen: you could play him in a movie, jessethink of beto? it is in your best interest to have him have a long run. >> jesse: that is true. i think that other people assume that they think that they are interesting and that is not the case, sometimes you don't want to see what is under the hood or how the sausage is made. you don't want to go behind the curtain, always. sometimes the curtain is therefore a reason. it is a reality show that he is running, not a presidential campaign. i read the "vanity fair" piece today, and this woman said that beto reminds all american women about a bad boyfriend they have had. and i think that this is pretty much the case. politicians are successful when they use imagery well to enhance their look. the image of him with his mouth hanging open or his wet hair over his forehead, or the air hair, those images right there, they are the kind of presidential images that doom any campaign. it is like he is volunteering to put the dukakis helmet on in the tank and he thinks that it is winning. >> dage

jesse watters. we begin with real news of the week. democrats in the house judiciary committee voting to hold attorney general william barr in contempt ofller report. by the way, they're declaring this a constitutional listen. >> ever wonder what a constitutional crisis looks like? well, open your eyes. >> we are now in a constitutional crisis. >> president trump appears to be heading toward a constitutional crisis. >> i saw this coming and mentioned the constitutional crisis. >> we're hovering on a constitutional crisis. >> we're in a constitutional conflict that's careening toward a crisis.

jesse watters says it liam, is it liam? speak of the social security administration reveals the most popular baby names of 2018. the top five boys names are liam, noah, williamliver. this is not of a multiple-choice question. it is that spirit of the democratic field of candidates in 2020 just keeps getting baker, steve bullock is the 22nd person to enter the race. he is the governor of which mountainous state. kennedy. >> montana. >> tucker: montana, is it montana? >> you heard the alert, montana governor steve bullock announcing he is running for president. >> you got me, i knew that. >> democratic governor of a state trump won by 20 points. i don't have the luxury of talking to people who agree with me. i'm steve bullock running for president. >> tucker: the grizzly of montana. russian president ofav vladimir putin was waving to admirers the other day when he fell. what washa he doing that cost tm to over? jesse watters. es>> ice skating. >> tucker: was he ice skating? >> and then there is this. russian president vladimir putin tumbled toto the ice while takig a victory lap after playing a hockey game. he did not see a mass that had been laid out on the i

williams had fund raise enough money to free his entire family, mary, her little sister rebecca adelaide, her brother oskar, mother elizabeth and henry's wife. her grandmother, prudence. her aunt evelina, her uncle jesse as well as albert and i don't have time to tell you today about all that i've learned about each of those people but they all have extraordinary stories of their own. and in particular, prudence, mary's grandmother went i would show you slide here in 19th-century fashion,i'll just show you a picture from the book . here we go. prudence nelson bell was enslaved by a woman named constance cornwell who in her will be her and her increase for ever to her telegenic grandson who was a black man. and so prudence was owned by a black man for most of her enslavement, her thirty-year enslavement. she's always been promised read him by him but never received it and one of the things thatwas interesting was because he did not actually want to take on the ownership of these people , she went to go live with her mistresses executor of her will also happen to have been the father of all of prudence's children. no prudence lived for 30 years and an arrangement that we refer to as sexual enslavement.