i don't remember that in the plot of the jessica rabbit movie.ormer bachelor nick viall -- didn't you interview him? we have a standoff between the senior "bachelor" analyst and the person who covered -- >> don't even. i'll defer to jack on all of his "bachelor" expertise. >> we always just call him "bachelor nick" anyway. >> this guy, "bachelor nick," pokes some fun at the current season's "bachelor," pilot pete, for his halloween costume, for his uniform and the bandage on his head. the big drama of the season is pilot pete took a little spill, sliced his head open, something like 22 stitches in an accident on the golf course. we haven't seen photos of what he looks like but maybe something like that. >> rough round of golf. >> a rough round of golf indeed, jack. next to a new version of "the alphabet song" that's melting everyone's brains. ♪ a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r ♪ >> what? l, m, n, o, p. >> just spit it out. this new song was created by dreamenglish.com, a website that purportedly aims to make educational music