jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus you hear our prayer, you are always near.us. >> the scripture tells us continue to remember those in prison as if you were together in prison and those mistreated as if you yourselves were suffering, to learn more visit ou >> jordan sekulow has been on our show. recently he wedded his bride anna in october, you can see the happy couple. however these newlyweds 48 hours they were here at a children's home in india. the first two days of their married life serving the poorest of the poor. recently they joined george thomas to talk about it. >> reporter: now we present to you jordan and anna sekulow. joining us from our d.c. bureau to tell us about their honey moon of service. great to have you together on the broadcast and hearty congratulations from all of us. most honeymoons are a vacation. you chose to spend it as a mission trip. >> both of us, george, wanted to travel to india. george, you were with us in zimbabwe, we do a lot of assistance working with charities. talking about laws and constitutions you can't ignore that.

it never said jesus laughed it. says jesus wept. shortest sentence in the new testament.esus wept. was he weeping with laughter? >> he shows a sense of humor in parables and the stories he tells. the problem is we don't get the joke because we're far removed from first century palestine. [ laughter ] >> stephen: so god is just too hip for the room? [ laughter ] but the. >> but the people back then would have gotten the jokes we miss the irony. the idea that that one of his stories that a person would have a plank in their eye and criticize someone whos hey speck of dust in theirs would have been seen as hilarious. it falls flat in 21st century america. and there are other oceans i talk about in the book about his sense of humor and playfulness. he gives the disciples nicknames for example. like peter. >> stephen: calls him the rock. the rock between the ears pete. >> some have told me it's playful pun on his character, rocky basically. he calls two of the disciples jake and john sun sons of and thunderment exactly it's a critique about them being loudmouths or their mothe

jesus broke the rules.ed by my life's traumas, but i'm not infected by them. i'm not defected by them. and, in fact, ain't nothing wrong with me. >> where you are going to with this now? >> to the world. i now hear from mormons, muslims, jews, gays, quakers, agnostics, atheists. a whole world that i'd never had any contact with. some of the greatest letters i have gotten about god are from atheists and from agnostics. the gates of hell, say that, the gates of hell -- >> the gates of hell. >> -- will not prevail. >> and the boy who was born to preach belts out a message about hell, which is, according to millions of bible-believing christians, dangerous and illegitimate. >> my emotion is, i love him. i feel sorry for him. i weep for him. i cry for him. >> it makes you sad. >> oh, yes, so sad. >> and to other christians, it's perfectly wonderful. ♪ tell me children ♪ you know i've been changed >> it is a great thing to watch. it is a beautiful thing to behold. ♪ you've been changed ♪ yeah i've been changed >>

it doesn't just have a dashboard jesus, it has jesus in the dashboard.he pope doesn't need to wear seat belts because if the pope gets in an accident jesus deploys. (laughter) and if the pope had a little too much of the sacrament, jesus can turn the wine back into water so he doesn't get a d.u.i . speaking of alcohol, folks... (cheers and applause) thank you. my final judgment involves a controversial new billboard. >> the billboards came down hours after the anti-definition league publicly called them offensive. the ads touting the polish spired wodka claimed it had christmas quality at chanukah pricing. (audience reacts). >> stephen: yes. christmas quality, chanukah pricing. now, some say this ad is offensive to christians and jews and maybe even muslims because if you look closely, that dog is an afghan. (laughter) so is this ad offensive? yahweh or no way? yahweh! ♪ hallelujah... ladies and gentlemen, i am personally offended that wodka claims their $9 potato peel bathtub hooch is christmas quality. christmas is not about getting blitzed on vodka, i

i had always went since i was a kid -- wanted to do something for jesus. so you kind of got drawn into the fact that it looked like they were doing something. because there were numbers coming at you. and actually i joined -- when i joined there were 200 people and within three years there were 10,000 people. >> the children of god were founded in 1968 in southern california by a charismatic baptist minister called david berg. ♪ who will take a stand and heed the call ♪ at first, berg preached a simple gospel, prophesizing the second coming of jesus. but as his popularity grew, his sermon became more disturbing. ♪ called to live and die for the kingdom as we hear ♪ >> by the early '80s, a film from the time shows berg's band of hippy followers had mobilized into a disciplined army of converts, changing their name to the family. they fanned out across the globe. ♪ jesus and david our king >> kind of got sucked in. you know, i got sucked in before i knew what -- i really thought i was joining a christian organization. i thought it was what god wanted me to d

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for example -- >> it's not correct to say jesus is god. now, don't run and report me to the bishop, all right? it's not correct to say that. jesus is the union of the human and the divine. that's different. i've been a priest 43 years. most of the catholics christians i've met would for all practical purposes believe jesus is god only, and we are human only. we missed the big point. the point is the integration, both in jesus and ourselves. >> reporter: such provocative ideas make him an enigma to some, and a modern-day prophet to others. richard rohr is one of the most popular spirituality authors and speakers in the world. his ideas appeal to people across faith traditions, and to spiritual seekers as well. rohr argues that most organized religions dispense doctrine when they should be encouraging personal transformation. >> without transformation, you can assume you're at a high moral, spiritual level just because you call yourself lutheran or methodist or catholic. i think my great disappointment as a priest has been to see how little

only jesus did and only jesus can. >> down! >> let's go. you know you like it. >> parents that are sending their kids to these retreats have no idea what is actually going in those woods back there. >> basically, if you're not beating your body and making it your slave you're not a good christian. >> by that time my body, i believe had begun to shut down and i wouldn't have survived if i had stayed. >> whoever speaks up most gets to shape the culture! >> i feel like a bullfighter. like i'm out there with the red thing and my goal is to jerk that out so when they come, they run right into jesus. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i had heard about teen mania when i was in high school. i think it was even upon in junior high when i first started to hear about their youth conferences. as a teenager i was intrigued by the choir of fires and by the battle cries. i just found the congregation of people to be really intense and really powerful. there was always lots of lighting and lots of sound and lots of music. looking back, it was almost trancelike, it was an almost ou

maker that puts the face of jesus on a bread and called its grilled jesus. >> rob and meg. sun rays. >> it's like a religious experience when you have a cheese sandwich. >> they're taking pledges to reach their goal to get their company up and running and if you pledge $5,000, they'll make you a little grill with anything you want on it. >> kim jong-il, ricky bobby, president obama. >> a gold fish. >> there was a "glee" episode last year. >> grilled jesus, please let us win the football game. >> they mde a huge deal on "glee" thinking o idea is huge. we ha r with us. ia tbehere, did your grilled jesus idea come before the "glee" grilled jesus idea. >> we started registering for our trademark and patent in 2010. the "glee" episode happened in october and it was ser ren dip tus. >> explain what all of the pledging is about. >> our factory has minimum order requirements, so we're trying to raise $25,000 to get our first order made. >> do people feel weird about eating jesus's face? >> i don't know. you have to ask them. we don't. the initial response we got in family and frien

like debbie. >> jesus loves me so much. i have to share that. i have everything i need. the things that we do, we do for people that don't have the same thing i have. >> and walter taylor, a chef from virginia. >> i find in the scriptures, jesus christ wasn't so much about having so much to say. it was how he took a moment and made so much after difference in a person's life with just a touch. we are carrying the virtue, power of god in our lives, don't let the touches be accidental. >> the ministry grew. >> i didn't a an idea. it has been the lord's leading and prompting. we have been obedient to follow that, he has been faithful to show up with the resources. >> those resources include mobile kitchens to travel to disasters, cbn news caught up with gary in haiti after the deadly earthquake. >> what happen to make mercy chefs decide you were coming to haiti? >> images on tv were too familiar. they took me back to the days after hurricane katrina. >> mercy chefs built a state-of-the-art kitchen to feed and train people to start and operate a local bakery. an answer to pr

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jesus was relatively poor. >> he may not have had much, but he was a hobo hipster. you know his dad is loaded. he was just choosing to be poor. >> he believes it's a wonderful place for a catholic priest to be. >> even if i'm on for two or three minutes, i probably reach more people than in a year's worth of homilies or all my books. >> humor and joy are means of e vanj limp. >> why would anyone want to join miserable people. joy shows you are happy in your faith. >> martin said there is bad humor that mock people or even worse, people's beliefs and when it comes to religion, some can be sensitive. >> the difference between making fun of god and just being silly about the way that we relate to god which are two different things. err on the side of safety. if you think it might be offensive, don't say it. >> as a priest, he often makes jokes because people know that under the humor is love and commitment. >> a guy goes to a franciscan church and knocks on the door and the guy said will you say a rosary for my intention. he said sure. he said i want a lexus. the franc

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se auto proclama el jesus cristo moderno. el atentado. en ella no habla de sus planes, pero dice algo que ha sor prep deu sorprendido a todos. >>> ortega asegura que es el jesus de estos tiempos que todos esperaban, dice que su parecido a jesus no es casual. en el video de 20 minuto ortega le ruega a la presentadora que lo invite al programa de televisiÓn. asegura que es por el bien de la humanidad ya que tiene un mensaje vital para los hombres. en una entrevista su padre dijo que su hijo estaba vuelto loco con la fecha once, once, once. en esa misma fecha fueron los nueve disparos contra la casa blanca. el presidente obama y su familia no estaban en la residencia y nadie resultÓ herido. de ser hallado culpable podrÍa enfrentar vida en prisiÓn. telemundo. >>> llegar al Éxito en la profesiÓn es una de las mejores cosas que un ser humano puede lograr. el caso de este hispano de origen hispano que fue nombrado el nuevo jefe de bomberos de la ciudad de boston, trayectoria de mÁs de 37 aÑos de servicio publico. con eso la primera

that's jesus. >> that's not something jesus said. >> stephen: jesus said fight fire with fire. he also said money talks, bull (bleep) walks. (cheers and applause) >> we've had lots of large donations and probably will continue to have large donations but that does not give the person who donates it any sort of sway or influence. >> stephen: right. because what i'm saying is i understand you have values. and i'm willing to work around those. >> you can't work around the values. >> stephen: well, does that even change the message? let's keep the message. corporations are people, corporations aren't people. who gives a flying fig leaf. >> i do. >> stephen: i know you dond i believe in that. and so does my money. >> we don't want your money. >> fine, i'm going to talk about a few movements that also didn't want any corporate backing. tell me if you've ever heard of them. you ever heard of the lefty lucys? or the million man mambo? you ever heard about them >> no. >> stephen: because they didn't have any money backing them. millions could have marched on washington two years ago, ma

. >> i believe in jesus christ who has given his own life for us. i know what is the meaning of cross and i am following the cross and ready to die for a cause. >> her children have rarely seen their mother. the bars of the prison cell keep them from hugging and kissing her. recently they were granted a visit outside her cell. >> this time we hugged and kissed momma. then momma and isa were both crying. i was encouraging mama, don't cry. god will help us. >> help is coming through prayer and advocacy and other believers around the world. more than 400,000 people have signed a petition asking the pakistani government to have mercy on asia bibi and release her from prison. call for mercy campaign sponsored by voice of the martyrs. they have asked to create a video. here is a clip from the winning entry. >> her life on the line, we have a voice and with god we can achieve even the impossible. go to callformercy.com right now and sign a petition for asia bibi release. >> she said i pray for them that are signing and i hope i will be released soon. >> wh

. >> jesus says we can do greater things in jesus's name. i defy you, satan. >> finally, it happens. he makes contact. and for an instant, he completes a high voltage circuit with his body and disappears into a fiery flash of orange and white. >> it lit up the sky. you're going to actually feel -- you can feel the shock and the pressure of it go right through your chest when he got zapped, something to this day i can still feel and hear. it is definitely something i will never forget. >> the onlookers are stunned. >> for us, a natural reaction would be for everyone to run over and help him. we had to take a second look, make sure the scene is safe. >> the rescue crew gets the okay. and the biggest shock of the day, the young man survives. >> it's a miracle. how can he be alive? that's a high fall right there that should pretty much traumatize him, crack his skull. but his major injuries were his burns. if anything can come out of this, it is respect wires, respect electricity. respect high voltage. >>> coming up -- lightning strikes, and two

because i'm like, i'm spending time with jesus.that when y'all tell this, you kind of laugh and it -- >> you sort of smile, yeah, and instead of -- >> no big deal. >> and i'm sitting here horrified. >> uh-huh. >> parents that are sending their kids to do these fund-sounding retreats have no idea what is actually going on in those woods back there. >> yeah. >> this is abusive behavior. >> yeah. extremely. >> you know? and no parent -- no normal healthy parent would ever want their children to go through that. >> did any of y'all tell your parents this story? >> i just started telling my parents about the internship after reading the blog. >> a lot of people told me that they don't want to tell their parents what happened because they don't want their parents to feel guilty for sending them there or for not -- they don't want their parents to know what they went through. it's too heart wrenching. i think that's why i wrote the blog, too. there's a lot of stephanies and hollies and micas and none of us deserve to be treated that way.

it's not just a coincidence that i look like jesus. i am the modern-day jesus christ that you all have been waiting for. >> you get a little bit of idea into his mindset. that is for sure. the secret service now has that tape. ortega hernandez was in federal court in pittsburgh and was arrested yesterday in a small town outside of that city. he'll be brought back here to the district. if convicted, he could face life had price -- life in prison. joining me to talk about the charge is glen, i have, the former state's attorney for prince georges county. i read the charging documents. there were a number of people who knew him in idaho saying the same thing, he thought president obama was the anti- christ and you heard him there saying he thought he was jesus. he wanted to hurt president obama. >> right. >> does that make this an open- and-shut case in many respects? >> i don't know about that. i think it will raise two issues: one, the incipit defense, where the defense ends up go -- insanity defense in this case, where the defense goes.

but it is the holiday season, celebrating jesus, the prince of peace. so please use nonlethal force only. pepper spray, tear gas, bean bag bullets and tasers, all of which i believe are available at wal-mart. but folks-- but folks, they're going fast so, remember, bring your waffle iron. (laughter) nation, i don't just pass judgement, i lean on the horn and flip it the bird. this is tip of the hat, wag of the finger. (cheers and applause) first up, folks, this year thanksgiving was ruined. and this time it wasn't because of that horrible thing your grandmother said in front of your korean girlfriend. no, this year thanksgiving was ruined because in his thanksgiving day internet address barack obama did not thank god. come on! it is thanksgiving. who does he thinks we're thankings, other than dr. heimlich. that's why tonight i'm giving a wag of my gravy stained finger to president obama. sir, have you forgotten the first thanksgiving when the pilgrims and the indians and the jesus sat down together. and the lord did turn the maize into corn. and lo, he g

it's not just a coincidence that i look like jesus. the modern day jesus christ that you all have been waiting for. the thing about this guy is he also you know those that know him say that he became obsessed with eleven eleven eleven and thinking that the world was going to end on that day i mean it sounds to me like the guy probably needs help you know maybe he might need to be in a mental institution or something like that but i just think it's a little much that they want to charge him with attempted assassination. you know if it's a stretch based on what the provable facts of the case they've got a guy they've got a gun they've got a hole in the white house you know window or whatever it is but when you're trying to meet that bar you have to meet an unevidenced your hurdle and my understanding is that it's not quite there so we'll see how far this case actually goes in court obviously they want to throw the book out and you know i understand that but certain things pass in a court of law and certain things don't and i think in thi

it's not just a coincidence that i look like jesus.prah, better yet, i'm begging you, oprah, please cast me on to your show, oprah. it is so crucial that the world hears god's word. >> that's as core ortega hernandez. >> yesterday they described him as the "occupy shooter." is there any connection between this kid arrested for shooting at the white house, and the 99% protests? no, he did not. the occupy protest is located vaguely near the white house but beyond that, no, nothing. "the washington post" report willing wednesday afternoon that investigators fond no connection between him and the occupy d.c. protest. that's no as in none as in protesting on behalf of the 99% is not the same thing as being a crazy guy with a gun who thinks he's jesus, except on fox news of course. they are the same things. we've seen a lot of attempts on the right to cast occupy wall street as evil and unamerican. glen beck says occupy wall street will drag you from your home and kill you. karl rove's group has been running ads against occupy wall street. w

. >>> a man charged with trying to kill president obama apparently believes he is jesus. oscar ramiro ortega-hernandez was arraigned in pittsburgh yesterday. he is accused of firing nine shots at the white house last saturday. one slug hit the family's living headquarters. his fm lay says he -- his family says he has no history of mental illness. in this videotape made in idaho state university, ortega claims to be the second coming of christ. >> it's not just a coincidence that i look like jesus. i am the modern day jesus christ that you all have been waiting for. >> people who know ortega say he has called obama the anti-christ. if convicted of attempted assassination, ortega faces life in prison. >>> the president is on the indonesian island of bali this morning where he announced he is sending secretary of state clinton to myanmar. the country is ruled by its military which has repressed its citizens for decades, but the president said he now sees, quote, flickers of progress. >>> the army has conducted its first test of a new weapon capable of traveling at five times

it's not just a coincidence that i look like jesus. waiting for. so i ask you, oprah, better yet, i'm begging you, oprah, please cast me on to your show, oprah. it is so crucial that the world hears god's word. >> that's oscara miro ortega hernandez in his own words for you to make since of. >>> on fox news, they made their own sense of him by describing him as the "occupy shooter." is there any connection tweep this kid arrested for allegedly shooting at the white house and the occupy protest, the 99% protests? no, there is not. the occupy protest is located vaguely near the white house but beyond that, no, nothing. "the washington post" reporting wednesday afternoon that the investigators found no connection between him and the occupy d.c. protest. that's not the same thing as a crazy guy with a gun who thinks he's jesus, except on fox news. of course. they are the same things. we've seen a lot of attempts on the right to cast occupy wall street as evil and unamerican. glen beck says occupy wall street will drag you from your home an

. >>> a man who charged with trying to kill president obama apparently believes he is jesus. ortega-hernandez is accused of firing nine shots at the white house last saturday. one slug hit the family's living headquarters. in this videotape made in idaho state university, ortega claims to be the second coming of christ. >> it's not just a coincidence that i look like jesus. i am the modern day jesus christ you all have been waiting for. >> people who know ortega say he has called obama the anti-christ. if convicted, ortega faces life in prison. >>> the president is on the indonesian island of bali why he announced is he sending secretary of state hillary clinton to myanmar. the president said he now sees, quote, flickers of progress. >>> the army has conducted its first test of a new weapon capable of traveling at five times the speed of sound. the hyper sonic unmanned aircraft traveled 320 miles over the pacific in less than half an hour yesterday. the air force has already test flown a similar weapon. >>> on the cbs "moneywatch," price stocks fell again in asia today. ashle

. >> now, he says he is the second coming of jesus christ. >> that is coming up. we will take you to city hall where everyone is seeing green. >> the popular breast cancer drug is rolled and effective. we expla >> there is another sign that christmas is around the corner. we found for streakers setting up the 30 foot norway spruce at 11:00 this morning. how did they get here? >> a come on down the road with it. but see instructing on down the road we pretty tree was donated by pine first nursery. -- pinehurst nursery. >> the fda has declared the popular drug should no longer be used for breast cancer patients because of dangerous side- effects and no proof that it extends at somebody's life. it will no doubt this appoint women who have run out of other treatment options pretty fda said patients have to have confidence that the drugs are sold are effective. that does not mean that it is off the market, avastin is used for other things. or the 100 health experts from other countries are in mexico city discussing how to prevent another animal to person at -- epidemic

this is not just a coincidence i look like jesus, i am the modern-day jesus christ you all have been waiting for. >> reporter: there has been no date set yet for that psychological evaluation, but the judged it has to happen between now and the next court hearing, which will happen here at 1:45 monday, 148. >> and stu for the update. >>> the mother accused of plotting a terror attack in her apartment said her son is not who he used to be. that is as the fbi decided not to get involveed in the effort to arrest him. laura ingall explains. >> my way -- >> carmen sosa, fighting back tears as she talks with about her son, jose pimentel, the man police say was an al qaeda sympathizer and wanted to kill cops and u.s. troops returning home. shed her son changed when he converted to islam. despite that change, he doesn't believe her son would have hurt anyone. >> not like. that. >> reporter: new york police didn't feel the same way. officials say that he was in the process of assembling a homemade pipe bomb that would have been operational in just hours. >> the suspect was a so-called lone wo