this is "black jesus." "black jesus," my foot. that's ned the wino. you mean the dude who's always walking up and down the street, drinking wine and preaching? ned the wino, better known as the ghetto prophet. yeah, he's always predicting the end of the world and asking for a dime for some wine so he can die happy. [ laughs ] which he does every night. j.j., you sure know how to pick your models -- a wino jesus. it's only a symbol of jesus. hey, j.j. you should enter this into the exhibit. no way! now, sweet daddy williams here is one of a kind. just a few finishing touches, [ sighs ] sure is a shame to keep this in the closet. hey, since both are just symbols of jesus, a black family should have a black symbol. if mama sees that there, she gonna kill you. no, she ain't. jesus may have your soul, but mama gonna have your behind. [ door opens ] you gone now, baby. thelma, put that magazine down and get in that kitchen and clean it up! hi, mama! how's things down in the laundry room? well, i had a chat with princess grace and elizabeth taylor. the princ

that man of course is jesus of nazareth.e whom we proclaim jesus christ son of the father, born of the virgin mary, crucified, buried, risen, seated at the right hand of the father. it is because of him, because of his life, death, and resurrection, that we do not modern as those who have no hope, but in confidence we commend antonin scalia to the mercy of god. scripture says jesus christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever. and that sets a good course for our thoughts and our prayers here today. in effect we look in three directions. to yesterday in thanksgiving, to today in petition, and into eternity with hope. we look to jesus christ yesterday, that is, to the past, in thanksgiving for the blessings god bestowed upon dad. in the past week many have recounted what dad did for them. but here today, we recount what god did for dad, how he blessed him. we give thanks first of all for the atoning death and life giving resurrection of jesus christ. our lord died and rose not only for all of us but also for each of us. an

jesus christ the same yesterday today and forever.r -- thoughts and prayers here today. in effect, we look in three directions. thanksgiving,and to today and petition, and into eternity with hope. we look to jesus christ yesterday, and thanksgiving for the blessings god bestowed upon that. week, many have recounted want dad did for them. whatere, today, we recount god did for dad, how he blessed him. we give thanks first of all for the atoning death and life-giving resurrection of jesus christ. rose not onlyand for all of us, but also for each of us. at this time, we look to that yesterday of his death and resurrection. died andhanks that he rose for dad. further, begin thanks that jesus brought him to and back is him. nursed him with the eucharist. and healed him in the confessional. we give thanks that jesus bestowed upon him 55 years of marriage. to the woman he loved. a woman who could match him at every step. and, even hold them accountable. god bless dad with a deep catholic faith. the conviction that christ's continues inpower

we look to jesus christ yesterday.ut here today, we recount what god did for dad. how he blessed him. we give thanks first of all, for the atoning death and life giving resurrection of jesus christ. our lord died and rose not only for all of us but also for each of us. and at this time we look to that yesterday of his death and resurrection and we give thanks that he died and rose for dad. further, we give thanks that jesus brought him to new life in baptism, nourished him with a eucharist and healed him in the confessional. we give thanks that jesus bestowed upon him, 55 years of marriage. to the woman he loved. a woman who could match him at every step. and even hold him accountable. god blessed dad with a deep catholic faith. the conviction that christ's presence and power continue in the world today through his body, the church. he loved the clarity and coherence of the church's teachings. he treasured the church's ceremonyies, especially the beauty of our ancient worship. he trusted the power of her sacraments as

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>> jesus. his name is jesus. >> some think he's the prophet. some even call him the messiah. >> i'm just a voice in the wilderness preparing the way for the lord. what are we going to do? >> jesus, he's back! >> it has begun. your hunger for righteousness. >> 5,000 came to see him. 5,000. >> there's nothing unusual about his ability to cause havoc. >> the disturbances that took place today are repeated, i will crush any rebellion. >> forgive them for they know not what they do. >> roma downey and mark burnett. >> all right. >> okay. we are married. good morning, mr. president, madam first lady. members of our armed forces, esteemed foreign representatives and guests. roma and i are so grateful to be here this year. we're used to seeing out there and have seen for many years and love this prayer breakfast. we're especially grateful this year to be speaking at president obama's last prayer breakfast. it's such an honor. we're also really, really glad to be here to share with you a little bit of our story about our immigrant grant blue collar root

we believe in jesus christ.believe god came down from heaven became a man, with a name and a body so we could know him, we could begin to understand. he walked among the poor and the lowly of this world so that he could raise us to new heights in the next. it's a miracle. it inspires us every single day, and that is why we should rejoice always. pray without ceasing and in all circumstances give thanks. thank you and welcome. [applause] >> welcome, rabbi. >> i think in these few days that we're together there's such a spirit of love and joy and affection, a sense that an environment is produced these days that elicits the very best in us and there is a constant struggle in everyone to find a way in which our bestselves emerges and the self that manifests the love of god and the love of one's fellow human being and it calls us to something higher to a calling that gives us the nobility of what it means to be a child of god. in this spirit i would like to read from the book of isaiah, chapter 58. it's a reading th

we believe in jesus christ.eaven and became a man with a name and a body so that we could know him, we could begin to understand. he walked among the poor and the lonely of this world so that he could raise us to new heights in the next. it's a miracle. it inspires us every single day. and that is why we should rejoice always, pray and give thanks, thank you and welcome. [applause] >> i think in these few day that is we are together there's such a spirit of love and joy and affection, a sense that an environment is produced these days that elicits the very best in us and a constant struggle in everyone to find a way in which our best selfs emerges and that manifest the love of god and fellow human being and it calls us to something higher, to a calling that gives us the nobility. i would like to read from the book of isah. it's a reading that's done every day in every sinigog where jews fast and on this every day where jews fast they read this. bow down his head and spread ashes under him, will you call this a f

i'm not going to let you get away with saying the jesus of the koran and the jesus of the bible are the same. it's the biggest lie ever perpetrated on christianity in america and you're going to hear about it today. oh jack i'm so happy we're going hear because he's doing what dr. lutzer said in that article. he is standing up against the darkness, against the wickedness out there. jack, what do you think about that article? i go by this book. wonderful, and he and i think alike. ezekiel 33:3 blow the trumpet and warn my people. isaiah 58:1 the bible says cry aloud, spare not, lift up your voice like a trumpet. what for? to warn god's people and i'm talking to some of you christians today that call yourselves evangelical but that's not enough. fundamentalist evangelical or you believe in the five fundamentals of the faith. and by the way, next week you're going to hear the most shocking truth you've ever heard. all five of the fundamentals are predicted in the old testament, judaism, and fulfilled in the new. what are the five things? if you don't believe these i don't care who you are,

the church of jesus christ made a difference. that story has been told in church over and over again in albania, in russia, in other places where the gospel has made a difference. and friends, i wanna tell you, the gospel is supposed to make difference wherever it goes. james russell lowell was a harvard-trained lawyer who established his place in american history he was at a banquet where they were ripping christianity to shreds, just criticizing christianity, and especially its missionary endeavor like i have just described. james russell lowell stood up and sa these words, "i challenge any skeptic to find a 10 square mile spot on this planet where they can live lives in peace and safety and decency, where womanhood is honored, where infancy and old age are revered, where they can educate their childr, where the gospel of jesus christ has not gone first to prepare the way." ladies and gentlemen, the gospel doesn't just change our hearts imperceptibly, it changes our hearts, it changes our lives, and it begins to change our fami

i think you're mixing two things that jesus never intended -- jesus never intended to give instructions to political leaders on how to run a country. and that's clear through all his teachings, and he made that more clear than almost anything else. so i think that's the -- you know, jesus told us to help the poor, but he never said vote for somebody who is going to take money from your neighbor and give it to the poor. that's -- jesus never told us whether to vote for a socialist or a capitalist. he told us to render under caesar, use our own brains to decide who would be the best political leader. >> okay. final question here, just back to the politics. we know about, and i asked this a bit earlier. the power and the voice of evangelical voters, christian voters in south carolina. does the statement from the pope charging donald trump with not being christian, just in his view, is that something that has a political effect in south carolina? are you concerned about that? >> i don't think so. i think it will hurt the pope more than it will hurt donald trump. i just don't think people in

jeremiah, i'm a follower of jesus christ. how am i supposed to make this work in this radigm in which we're living? how am i supposed to live for jesus christ when everything around me seems and even sometimes my own church doesn't stand up for the things that i've always believed?" and i have been forced to answer that question because i've raised the issues. and i was reminded when that question kept surfacing of a passage of scripture that i heard preached since i was a young person, a passage that was written to another generation of people who were living in a very similar time. paul wrotehese words to his roman christians who were living in the roman empire, when the roman empire was extremely hostile toward christianity. after teaching in his letter the doctrines of the faith and explaining the place of israel in god's plan, he began the second-half of his book with these familiar wos from romans 12, "i beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of god, that you present your bodies acceptable to god, which is your

i'm going to play mary, the mother of jesus? >>> the reality tv face-off. can lindsay's parents finally play nice? >> cut, done. >> michael. >> no. >>> now for february 5, 2016, this is "entertainment tonight." everybody, thank you for joining us, cameron mathison with here with us. in the middle of all the craz in san francisco super bowl 50. >> reporter: i'm here on radio road, it's mind-blowing. everybody is coming through and everybody is talking about the super bowl halftime and also they're getting amped up the big game. there's a lot of parties here, you're having a party tonight, what time do you expect that party to end? >> we're not going end, we're going to all the way up to halftime of the super bowl. >> it's one of the couple of times in my life that i go to the game. >> sources here in san francisco have given you some name of people that are scheduled to be there on sunday, ryan reynolds. tom brady, it's going to be a live celebrity gift this year. blue ivey is going to be here, cheering on her mom. be >>> next be

i'm going to play mary, the mother of jesus? >> he's been a great suppor because these sessions have not been ease saw. and it's been a little challenging. say, i donknow, if i can do this and he'll say you've got this. >> are you able to do any of your songs? >> none of my songs fit. >> are you also singing whitney's songs? >> i am. that's the first song i sing in the show, which is, i should have said no, i said you want m to sing a whitney houston song? i tried to say thi about me trying the to do the whitney lips, because i could not off wanted to, it's about putting myself in that moment and try to relay the message to the people. >> let's explain what the passion live is, it's an $11 million production, set in the streets of new orleans. two hours long on fox on easter sunday, christ will even seen in an orange prison jump suit after his arrest. katy perry will narrat >> a lot of the d is direct from tricia and the songs are so well fit the story. for instance, after jesus is on the cross, mary sings a song called broken.

for instance, after jesus isn the cross, mary sings a song called broken. i am broken, this is breaking my moment. >> this is a secret. those are very narrow, you have to be very careful. >> tricia took michelle down the passageway to the rordi studio where she's eparing the& five ngs. >> you are doing the whitney song? >> yes. >> any other songs. >> we'll >> they'll have krystle daltrey sanging amazing -- >> i think really, whatever your whatever you believe in, the to me the message of jesus is love one another. is that'ss what the take away is. >> you're going to love this, tricia has another exciting project in the works and fans have been waiti long time or this including me. she and garth are making their first duet album. it's a christmas that's going to be about out at the pd of the year. >>> which star got their official from a famous >> the answer is coming up next. >>> real housewives of tanya can't get formore vicious of her new man. >>> >>> and the uber pool of sky. how ststs fly private for less ananyou can too. it's all on etonline.com. >>> i

>> yeah, jesus christ and his savior. >> stephen: really, jesus, jesus-- wait a second. nice try. jesus christ and his-- hold on. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, back it up! back it up! >> stephen: you just said jesus christ and his savior. >> yeah. i'm jewish i don't know how that goes. jesus christ -- >> well, you know, chel chelsy the door is always open. the door is always open. >> jesus christ is god's son, right? >> stephen: that's exactly right. that's exactly how it works. you've caught up with the first century. >> and who is mohammed. >> stephen: mohammed say prophet of god. >> and he. >> -- and he's friends with gandhi? >> stephen: no, i think gandhi liked him just fine. but mohammed is from the sixth century. >> we're getting somewhere. >> stephen: you're not a very >> no, but i've done yoga. >> stephen: that's close enough. ( laughter ) you took 18 months off after "chelsea lately." >> that was the best, the best time of my life ever. >> stephen: being off, not working? >> i grew up. i turned 40. i was didn't have to go to work every day. i traveled the world. >> stephen: that's

jesus with them? ze zero.oing through a little history commonists came. e had the cold war for seven years. joseph stalin, he slaughtered millions. the nazis slaughtered millions. the japanese empire slaughtered the ons and so did communists. was there any jesus with the commonists? wasn't there. now it's isis this latest crop. what are they famous for? murder. no jesus there either. to date.ought it up here we are. see a pattern? remove god almighty, he father, son, jesus and the holy spirit from out of your life, out of your society and out of your culture and out of ideology, you get him out f the way, then look out because the murder is fixing to start. every time because they you're not en do, worth anything. 60 million unborn children, children, we were all in our mother's womb at one time, right? say, how did they do it? oh, we had to do something about these guns. about to do something these guns. they kill 60 million with a knife about that long. not ndment number six, do murder was written, south car

in thein the precious name of jesus i give thanks. amen.t successful producers, made over 3,000 hours of american tv that has never 70 countries and received an emmy awards. you know them from the productions of some of television's most iconic shows including the voice and their major motion pictures. chief content officer of wide works media. and they give you an idea of so there were we will look at a brief clip from the hit television series. ♪ ♪ >> people are flocking. some call him the messiah. >> preparing the way. >> what are we going to do? >> change the water. >> there is the kingdom of heaven. >> what are you saying? >> king comes. >> something unusual. >> something unusual about the ability to cause havoc. >> the disturbance today, i will crush any rebellion. ♪ >> forgive them. they know not what they do. [applause] >> please join me in welcoming the 1st husband-and-wife couple to ever address this breakfast. [applause] >> okay. >> good morning. madam first lady, senators, congressmen, members of armed forces, esteemed foreign r

in the name of jesus, in the name of jesus. right where you're sitting on the sofa, the recliner, i come into a covenant with you as you are one of the00... that the next 90 days will be the days of the most glorious favor you have ever had in your lifetime i set myself in agreement that out of this 90 days will come the seed for the harvest. that god will give y a debt-free home and a personal testimony of supernatural provision. i decree with you that there that your daughter will come to jesus. your son will be saved. that your husband will have a change in his heart. i set myself in agreement for a mantle of financial wisdom, that the decisions you make will bring increase and not decrease. i decree and declare that the person, there will be a financial boaz, that will step out of the shadows of your life and choose to bless you and honor you. and in a single day you will see divine favor like you've never seen in your life. that god will receive this thousand-dollar seed for spreading the gospel for the glory of god. it ma

picture jesus standing on the shore, and he's hollering at the... disciples, "children, have you any meat?" they said, "we fished all night and there's no fish." and jesus said, "they're not over the; they're on the other side of the boat." [laughter] provision is the confirmation u are in the place of your assignment. money is anywhere gowants you to be. it's called the law of place. got time for a couple more? >> sure you do. >> six, the law of honor. the law of honor. every sin is a sin odishonor. there are ten commandments, and the first four deal with honoring god. the last six deal with honoring the first commandment with a promise was number five: if i honor my mother and father, it would go well with me all the days of my life. i consider this wisdom key to be the most important wisdom key you will ever hear in your lifetime.ut your fure is determined by who you have chosen to honor. write that down there at your house. now, now write it down right there. your future is determined by who you have chosen to honor. battle is the seed for terri

we look to jesus christ yesterday. did for dad. how he blessed him. we give thanks, first of all, for the atoning death and life-giving resurrection of jesus christ. our lord died and rose not only for all of us, but also for each of us. and at this time, we look to that yesterday of his death and resurrection and we give thanks that he died and rose for dad. further, we give thanks that jesus brought him to new life in baptism, nourisheded him with the eucharist, and healed him in the confessional. we give thanks to jesus bestowed upon him 55 years of marriage. to the woman he loved. a woman who could match him at every step. and even hold him accountable. god blessed dad with a deep catholic faith. the conviction that christ's presence and power continue in the world today through his body, the church. he loved the chairty and coherence of the church's teachings. he treasured the church's ceremonies, especially the beauty of her ancient worship. he trusted the power of her sacraments as the means of salvation, as chr

i'm going to play mary, the mother of jesus? >> we're talking you inside trishia's supersecret recording studio. and we g inside to the lohan face-off. can lindsay's parents finally play nice? >> cut, done. >> michael. >> no. >>> now for february 5, 2016, this is "entertainment tonight." hi, everybody, thank you for joining us, cameron mathis with me in for kevin frazier. >> and that is because kevin is in the middle of all the kris craziness as we count down in san francisco for super bowl 50. >> reporter: i'm here on radio road, it's mind-blowing. everybody is coming through and everybody is talking about the super bowl halftime and also they're getting amped up for the big game. there's a lot of parties here, you're having a party tonight, what time do you expect that party to e >> we're not going to end, we're going to party all the way up to halftime of the super bowl. >> who are you rooting for in the big game? >> you know, i would like to sea cam and the panthers do it. >> a how exiled are you for game day? >> super bowl

in the name of jesus, i decree your harvest. it is done! in jesus. i want you to go to the phone right there. the number's on the screen. if you have it and would like to sow it.. through a credit card.. the quicker your seed enters the soil, the quicker the harvest grows. and you know that. in fact, i have a feeling that somebody watchin' me rht now, i have a feeling that somebody that wants a credit card debt wiped out, that if you'll use your faith as you sow.. as you sow the $1,000 on a as you use your faith.. asou use your faith, god's gonna wipe out your credit card indebtedness. i want you to get up and go to the phone. i feel impressed tonight to pray. there's 4 or 5 here, maybe more, but there's 4 or 5 right here in the studio tt i feel impressed to come into a covenant with you on your $1,000 seed. i don't normally do this, but i feel like the moment that we link hands, thers gonna be an impartation.. a boaz impartation. as you go to the phone, dial the number that's on the screen. and when you call, mention that you would like your gift co

every year we find our baby jesus jesus. >> it's in here, i know. >> anything else we can talk about while we're looking? who do you think the mystery guest is? >> i don't know. >> speaking of baby jesus, we have an actor who will be today. >> yes. >> who is going to play grown-up jesus in a new something. >> movie. >> or tv show. >> it's not in here. >> our producer has been sending us pictures from mardi gras. there is amanda doing what amanda does. that's such a bummer. maybe they forgot to put in. >> can i have a fine tooth comb, please? >> she sent us over videos and stuff. amanda knows how to have fun. >> and we'll keep forageing. >> so i think it's time to talk amanda is not here. so -- you're already in the shot. thanks. jerry, please, don't leave your unsightly things. baby. >> did someone take the baby -- >> there he is. >> what? >> there he is. >> there is one in there, too. we have to find it. >> this is like elf on the >> hold on. are you sure? it's got to be in here. >> big or small. you hold that up. >> if you find it, just squeal. oh, we're on tv. all right. we're goi

i made pancakes in the shape of jesus to get over his male anorexia. this is my fourth jesus. ohh! hunting for shenanigans! looking for anything special? we just got in these adorable poofs. we already have an adorable poof and it's his first day back at school. ha ha. i'm sorry. our son is gay and we're getting a divorce. dad, could you get me some crime scene photos? oh, i don't know about that, honey. it might be a little unsettling. ohh--[bleep] [retches] i made it in shop class. i'm gonna throw up. announcer: "the real o'neals." two-episode premiere wednesday, march 2, tt(a ,!q)t tt:c^5zh=cd"''wvmx$n@efm`dld@ announcer: coming to abc, your typical irish-catholic family. what are you getting, kenny? she usually just orders for me. i'm gonna let her order for me, too, but then i'm just gonna turn it into whatever i want. say hello to the o'neals. 4 cards, please. you gotta go high, father phil. well, i took a vow poverty. does your lexus know that? where father knows best... is dad wearing skinny jeans? yes, please. hey, can i get that for you? mother knows more. you know what's

jesse, who produced david, who produced solomon, and the lineage of jesus. the difference between povty and prosperity is a person. you are one person away -- have you heard about the law of relationship thayou're four people away from any human on the earth? means that i know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody. i know somebody who knows president obama, president obama knows so-and-so. you are four people away from any human on the earth. four. god can get you anywhere he wants you in a day. in a day. the difference between seasons is one person. do you know myles munroe? >> ossie: yes, sir. >> he and i travel a lot together to preach, and we were on our way to... ghana. the airport and everybody's getting on the plane. he and i are the last ones. we start to get in, go on, and a man comes through the turnstiles and he says, "you know who that is?" and i said, "no." he said that's the number three soccer player in the world." i don't follow soccer, so i said, "wow." and... "'kay." and he walks over, and he hugs myles, and myles said, "i want you

jesus noted when the window gave everything she had. sometimes a seed is uncommon because of its size. i remember planting an incredible seed one time, the largest i had ever planted. in 72 hours god blew me away with miracles i couldn't begin to tell you about. sometimes an uncommon seed is simply a seed of obedience, it is not profound or $10 million. it is just a seed of abeadience. god's only pleasure is to be believed. his only pabe pain is to be doubted. if you understand thatabout god, you understand god. his differences, integrity. let my word be true. on miracle faith center platform in washington, d.c., pastor pastor alvin jones was receiving the tithe and offering and the holy spirit said plant, how many kinds of blessings are there in my word? i had gone through the entire bible, counted 58 different kinds of blessing. there may be more or less, that is how many i counted. the holy spirit said plant a $58 seed to document a covenant between you and me. that is the craziest thing i had ever seen. i had been sending a thousand