i am here with jill dobson. check out our website, the jill dobson show .com. it is an unoriginal title, but we'll leave it at that. and he is sharper than a spike made of knives. it is jaime weinstein, senior editor of "the daily caller." and he puts the p-u in public dit. and he is one of the most talented caw meed duck performers. but enough of david brenner. >> words that hurt. >> i want to hurt you. >> and no one would quibble he is full of dribble. good to see you, pinch. >> the front page story in the home section, an italian couple builds an abode in nevada. if they want minimal list, they should hit bill shultz's refrigerator box which consists of a blanket, bowl of milk, me doubling as toilet paper and a fully operational s biion. greg? >> thank god nobody know what's that is. >> they know. at this hour, they know. >> look at the two-shot. >> it is not a two-shot. >> it's a two shot! >> sensitive paper. >>> they are going for apes. i speak of peta, the silly animal rights organization that has given the seal of approval which oddly made of real seals.