i'm going first, is the first quote, jilly cooper or a politician?as looking, this may sound crude, but no less than the truth, like a lingerie model only cleverer and if anything, bigger breasts. jilly cooper or a politician? politician. want to take a punt at which one? gordon brown! your neck of the words. it is a politician but incorrect as to the identity, borisjohnson in his novel. i would have thought he would have written better than that. fair enough. here we go. try me. i've not seen that before, it's new to me. she had held his face in her hands and looked deep into his eyes as her own sent him a thousand messages of seduction. with the boldness and skill of a woman ten years her senior, she had guided his hands over her virginal body. i think that isjilly cooper. no. who do you think it might be? i am trying to think of politicians... william hague? it's not, it's a female politician. jacqui smith? nadine dorries. of course, she is prolific. i should have guessed that as well. shadows in heaven. last one because we have to talk about the

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