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at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours?e talking about. >> here's one of 30 examples. she blew off alex's graduation. she didn't tell us. she made do you do it so we would dump on you instead of her, and now she bans me from giving a toast and we're fighting about it. she's using you as a human shield. does that feel like a good relationship. julie bowen is with us. >> jimmy: my wife and i there was a funny scene where you're talking on a speakerphone and phil hears something he shouldn't hear. i'm amazed this show is still funny. >> it's based on what everybody has. everybody has a family or came from a family. it's not like a stuffed octopus and you don't have that many stories. it's based in reality. >> jimmy: it really does everything you think that happened to me somehow. >> exactly, and we often fight about that and no, that was my story. and everybody thinking it was actually their story, but it's just a story. >> jimmy: i want to give you a test. i know you have your real kids here tonight. >> my kids. >> jimmy: the

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at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours? i'm glad you finally made it, dad. you have to experience this city. that's what you always say. you were right about the food. hi john. hey kevin. spent the day with an astronaut, huh. one more. one more. it's beautiful, isn't it? how about a baseball game next time? done! done. book priceless experiences around the globe with your world mastercard. only at priceless.com/world and our adult children-laws have are here. still.d in with us. so we save by using tide. which means we use less. three generations of clothes cleaned in one wash. those are mom's. has anybody seen my pants? lasts up to two times longer. put those on, dad! it's got to be tide. when delta bath...g") ...shower... ...toilet... ...and faucet innovations... ...make getting clean... ...just as beautiful as getting dirty, that's... happimess. see what delta can do. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. our next guest tonight, is a writer, director and producer who is responsible for hit comedies

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at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours? ♪ sitting, watching, waiting, wishing. ♪ ♪ i tell you one thing, you never knew it. ♪ ♪ at the back of the bus ♪ there is so much to give, so dream big. ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪ ♪ all i wanna hear is get down, get down. ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪ ♪ all i wanna hear is get down, get down. ♪ ♪ get down, get down. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> this week on "late night" with seth meyers. david spade, marcia clark, sarah silverman, david alan grier. and be sure to check us out on facebook for all things "late night." [ cheers and applause ] spent more than 30 years in the public schools. we're retired, but we like to stay involved. you think he's going to learn to fly? we're just as busy now as in our teaching days. the same goes for a lot of the retired educators we know. let me see you all flap your wings, like you're penguins learning to fly. teaching is all about building relationships. and that never goes away. because once a

at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours? and applause ] ♪ i used to be so happy but without you here i feel so low i watched you as you ♪ ♪ left but i can never seem to let you go 'cause once upon a time you were my everything ♪ ♪ it's clear to see that time hasn't changed a thing it's buried deep inside me but i feel ♪ ♪ there's something you should know i will never forget you you'll always be by my side ♪ ♪ from the day that i met you i knew that i would love you ♪ ♪ 'til the day i die and i will never want much more and in my heart ♪ ♪ i will always be sure that i will never forget you and you will always be ♪ ♪ by my side 'til the day i die 'til the day i die funny how we both ♪ ♪ end up here but everything seems so right i wonder what will happen ♪ ♪ if we went back and put up a fight 'cause once upon a time you were my everything ♪ ♪ it's clear to see that time hasn't changed a thing so what in this world do you think could ever ♪ ♪ take you off my mind i will never forget you and you'll always be by my side from the

at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours?ht" with seth meyers. david spade, marcia clark, sarah silverman, david alan grier. and be sure to check us out on facebook for all things "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what if there was a paint that made you look at paint differently question everything you know and what you don't know what if it's built with better ingredients given super powers and even a secret base to test those powers. since benjamin moore reinvented paint, it makes you wonder is it still paint? find benjamin moore paint, only at one of our authorized retailers near you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to emilia clarke, darrell hammond, geoff johns, everybody. tim alexander and the 8g band. stay tuned for "carson daly." we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: welcome to "last call." carson daly here. tonight we're at 97.1 amp radio. we

at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours?ight" with seth meyers. david spade, marcia clark, sarah silverman, david alan grier. and be sure to check us out on facebook for all things "late night." [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to emilia clarke, darrell hammond, geoff johns, everybody. tim alexander and the 8g band. stay tuned for "carson daly." we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: welcome to "last call." carson daly here. tonight we're at 97.1 amp radio. we got a good one for you. let's go through the line up. elliphant makes her tv d

at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours?t differently. flonase is the first and only nasal spray approved to relieve both itchy, watery eyes and congestion. no other nasal allergy spray can say that. when we breathe in allergens our bodies react by over producing six key inflammatory substances that cause our symptoms. most allergy pills only control one substance. flonase controls six. and six is greater than one. more complete allergy relief. flonase. 6>1 changes everything. >> all right. barack obama, you say you created a lot of jobs while you were in the white house. what's the worst job you created? [ light laughter ] >> first off, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] there's a lot of great jobs in america. [ light laughter ] my job is not an easy one. [ light laughter ] >> seth: all right, so that was "first impressions." >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: so this is a show -- >> yeah. >> seth: an impression competition show where you are the judge. >> yes, three impressionists come out and do the

at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours? >> all right.le you were in the white house. what's the worst job you created? [ light laughter ] >> first off, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] there's a lot of great jobs in america. [ light laughter ] my job is not an easy one. [ light laughter ] >> seth: all right, so that was "first impressions." >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: so this is a show -- >> yeah. >> seth: an impression competition show where you are the judge. >> yes, three impressionists come out and do their thing. so, yes. six half hours on usa. you could tivo it. >> seth: you could tivo it? is that possible? >> or dvr. >> seth: or you could dvr it. both are available. >> come on, you're not staying up late watching that thing. >> seth: is it fun watching young impressionists? >> it is. it's cool. >> seth: yeah. >> it meant a lot to them. you know, some are ucb, >> seth: yeah. that was a great obama. >> yeah, that was. that kid is awesome. >> seth: now you -- we were talking about. >> that kid. they're

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