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at jim beam, our history is made from the inside. how will you make yours? rated bourbon. their words not ours, make history. what do you have there? p3 it's meat, cheese and nuts. i keep my protein interesting. oh yea, me too. i have cheese and uh these herbs. p3 snacks. the more interesting way to get your protein. ♪ ♪oh, my love ♪my darlin' ♪i've hungered for your touch papa, hola! ♪i've hungered for your touch no, no no, no no no! ♪i'll be coming home, wait for me♪ =add= a thrilling ending to the baseball all-star game. in miami -- the american league wins 2 to 1 in 10 innings. a )s first baseman yonder alonso had 2 hits in his all-star debut. =add= also -- a chaotic night near san francisco )s dolores park. skateboarders take over the streets -- prompting a heavy response from sf-pd. officers and skateboarders were injured. we )ve popsted the dramatic vido on our twitter feed. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you know our next guest from his portrayal of jerry or gary or larry on "parks & recreation." he stars in the new film "middle man", which is in

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