wasn't this a jim carrey movie?anana banana" where he eats a magical banana and all he can say is banana for a whole hour. geoff: jim carrey back in geesen. craig: banana! [laughter] this is from jared in auburn, in alabama. i know you like it in alabama. geoff: i love it in alabama. craig: sweet home alabama. dear craig and g.p. is it ever ok to give someone the finger when you're driving and they act like an idiot? look, no, it is a question. it is a public service announcement. i have to demonstrate. no. cbs cares. please buy the products advertised and never say crikey on tv. [laughter] this is from sam in cape gerardo in -- there. [laughter] this is from jenna in mara vista in california. ever been to california? geoff: yeah. craig: dear craig and geoff. would either of you go up to space if you had the opportunity? if i had the opportunity i would send geoff. geoff: and i would do my duty for you, craig. craig: do your what for me? geoff: dick knuckle. [laughter] craig: that's how we would -- the long hours be

francis of assisi and jim carrey in dumb and dumber. clumps of brown hair slid down the front of my partners gave and a cool -- i looked in the mirror. wow, i said. too shocked to scream or cry. 11 years of propecia down the drain. i'm sure none of anita's instructors or cosmetology school ever asked her to fashion this, and yet despite this being her first ever, it was flawless. fairly flawless. she was my saint paul mitchell. i handed her the mirror back and she looked at me very sincerely and said, now would be good time for had. [laughter] i ended up paying her double for her hard work and slept outside into the darkened alleyway that leads to our apartment. when i reached our door i slid the key and slowly so my wife would never. once inside i left the baseball cap on, kicked off my shoes and stuff towards the bathroom so i could wash off all the a jihad, but happily there she spotted me. let's see, she said. just a minute, got to take a quick shower first, i said, dashing to the bathroom and shutting the door. i took off my clothe

a girlfriend of jim carrey had him wiped out r good. >> i call her and she changed her number. and give her an early valentine. you won't believe it. she is there with this guy. a young guy and she looks at me like she doesn't even know whoa i am. >> the concept of having your memory wiped out is crazy, but it's not. people could be trained to forget or use selective memory. the author told the university of st. andrews, these findings show that individuals can be trained to not think about memories that have personal relevant and significance to them and provide the most significant evidence that we process control over auto bigraph cal memory. >> the human behavior expert, you know when i first read this study, it kind of reminded me of dinettics with the scientology and being able to erase memory. i don't know if it was reminiscent of that for you. how can people forget bad memories. >> i don't know enough about scientology to cover that, but it's kind of funny to think that for decades and decades, psychologists have been working on helping people dig up repressed memories

the ex-girlfriend of jim carrey's girlfriend will have her memory of him wiped out for good. >> so ihe's changed her number. so i walked over to anna's attic to get her something. i thought go over to work and give her an early valentine and you won't believe it! she's there with this guy. this really young guy and she looks at me like she doesn't even know who i am! >> the concept of having your memory wiped out sounds a little crazy but it's not. a new study sound people could forget or use selective memory. these novel findings show these doctor, when i first read this study, it kind of reminded me of end grams and scientology and able to erase memory. how can this study help people learn to forget bad memories? >> i don't know enough about scientology to cover that, but i will tell you this, don, that it's kind of funny to think that for decades and decades, psychologist have been working on helping people dig up repressed memories, right, so they can assess them with an adult mind and analyze them if you will. now we are talking about actually creating a kind of repression and a

." ♪ >> tonight, barack obama talks about joe biden's hilarious jim carrey impression. >> one of my highlightstuff going on that i have no idea about. >> it's time for "night news now." >> jimmy: hello, and let's see what's happening. [ cheers and applause ] clint eastwood made headlines with his speech at the republican national convention in tampa, florida. in case you missed it, here were some of his most notable noises and grunts from the speech. [ grunting and moaning ] >> you know, and -- and -- uh -- [ grunting and moaning ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and now -- [ cheers and applause ] and now, in the "night news now" tradition of honoring those who are no longer with us, here's a positive spin on the obituaries with our correspondent, damon, who's here to give us the "yobituaries." take it away, damon. [ laughter ] >> yo! first up, gladys wilson. she was 98-years-young. her hobbies were knittin', quiltin', and bein' in bed by 7:00, yo. yo, next up, wilmer bailey, yo. he had three wives over the course of his life. playa! [ laughter ] he was known around the kiwanis club for having one of t

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