facts, jim cramer is the spawn of an unholy union between don knotts and anton levy.h to that that's a very unfortunate one, but thank you for that wow. okay yeah all right, this tweet says, jim, did you use a lyft after this photo was taken? absolute classics, #legend oh yeah, that was a polaroid. okay, you know, sometimes when you're in summit, you think you're at home and nobody sees anything, right? well, that's wrong now summit's off limits too. i guess you just can't get dressed in a, you know, a whole armor of bud and get really drunk anymore. here's a tweet that says, jim cramer can't take the heat yeah, right now, everyone's angry at me about lyft because i said it was valued at the same price as the cloud kings what can i do? >> who was that guy? >> who was that guy? who was that guy all right. if you hate me, it's fine. if you decide that i'm a total idiot because lyft dropped below the ipo price, fine, watch the other idiots okay, and here's another tweet somebody needs to stuff a bran muffin in jim cramer's big fat pie hole i guess that's lyft again. i me

make friends but just trying to educate and teach you so call me at 800-743-cnbc or tweet me at jim cramer. every now and then i worry we live in the dumbest of all possible worlds. i look at some of the digital stocks and they are breath taking in their stupidity. i wish i were joking but a day like today, the blue chips up and the s&p advancing and again, nasdaq plummeted .6% and you could see so many moves that with truly idiotic, too idiotic for words. it is based on nothing and only after moves, a few moments later and, hey, maybe it makes a certain amount of sense. why shouldn't the stock market be full of irrationality after all, our president embarked on a major new economic strategy with hitting send on a few tweets the federal reserve reserve legit and i buy into it. and when he said it lifted traits even though inflation is low he's making a good point with looser monetary policy he believes that, quote, we have the potential to go up like a rocket, end quote. in theory i love the rate cut but you can't get there by using the bully pulpit by putting the fed into submission. i do

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it has room to go even ghhier >> that does it for us see you back here tomorrow "mad money" with jim cramer starts right now >>> my mission is simple -- to make you money i'm here to level the playing field for all investors. there's always a bull market somewhere. i promise to help you find it. "mad money" starts now hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money. welcome to cramerica other people want to make friends. i'm just trying to make you some money. my job isn't just to entertain but to teach you call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. or tweet me @jimcramer the dow gained 145 points. the nasdaq pole vaults 1.35% another record i say blame the short sellers. look, i know the shorts catch a lot of flack by betting against stocks in the hope they'll go lower. we all acknowledge short sellers serve an important function in the stock market but it's easy to frame them as the villains when stocks go down. that's true. occasionally, even for me i do it i shouldn't. i used to make a lot of money shorting stocks at my hedge fund but that's not the whole story short sellers can serve as rocket fuel for a bull

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. >> see the meantime, "mad money" with jim cramer starts right now. >>> my mission is simple -- to make you money i'm here to level the playing field for all investors. there's always a bull market somewhere. and i promise to help you find it "mad money" starts now hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money. welcome to cramerica other people want to make friends. i'm just trying to make you some money. my job isn't just to entertain but to educate and put it in context. >> call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. or tweet me @jimcramer let's talk about euphoria. and by that mean the fabulous lack of euphoria, yes, the lack of euphoria in this bull market. let's talk about lyft. after a placid day the nasdaq actually advanced 1.25%, i think the decided lack of enthese yachl for the stock deal that is lyft is one of the best things, best things that's happened to this market in ages and no one is saying this but listen up, first of all, i know i got it wrong. i've had to play whac-a-mole with the haters because last time i said it was a good trade. shortly after it fell through its price even as the rest o

"mad money" with jim cramer starts right now >>> my mission is simple to make you money. i'm here to level the playing field for all investors. there's always a bull market somewhere and i promise to help you find it. "mad money" starts now my job isn't just to entertain but to teach you call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. or tweet me @jimcramer today the analysts threw everything they had at the stock market they made a concerted effort to get you out while the getting's still good and what happened? despite the downgrades we had a mixed session where the dow dipped 84 points but the s&p advanced 0.1%. nasdaq gained 0.19% after opening much lower do not get me wrong. stocks have had an incredible ride here so most of these downgrades seem well reasoned and action oriented to me. but are they right now you know my mantra bulls make money, bears make money, but hogs, well, hogs, they get slaughtered i don't want to be too greedy and that rule has never gotten me in trouble so we need to take these calls seriously. we always should focus on downgrades they can be very meaningful. so

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think it would surprise a lot of people. >> be sure to catch the full, exclusive interview with jim cramernd the constellation ceo. that's tonight on "mad money" at the top of the hour. coming up next lyft options begin trading today and we'll tell you what the market is implying of the stock as it makes a round-trip ride right back to its ipo price. we are live at the ndaq asin times square much more "fast money" still ahead. measure up? a cfa charterholder does. you've worked hard to grow your wealth. make sure you're working with a wealth manager who can grow with you. cfa charterholders have the investment expertise to unlock opportunities other advisors might not see. learn what a cfa charterholdr can do for you at therightquestion.org >> welcome back to "fast money," lyft making a ride closing at $72 a share and they began trading for the first time today. dan nathan is at the plasma to tell you about a very special options action >> very special, mel if you think back over last five years when we've had big tech ipos, this is the shortest distance between ipo and when options were l

why did you mention that >> a year ago, i sat next to you and jim cramer and said someone should takeinx and nobody liss tones listens to me and we gotten t t braxton. >> you're not discovering anything new here and i'm a searle of all of them. >> coming up, look out below tesla shares down 20% this year and one better is betting the stock could plunge another 50% in the next few months and there's jim talking to the hasbro ceo catch that at the top of the hour much more "fast money" still ahead. >>> welcome back to "fast money," tesla shares barrels toward its earnings report tomorrow and traders are betting it could have some slamming the brakes dan has it at the plasma >> the stock has been atrocious over the past couple of months and it was one and a half that of calls today the options market is implying about an 8.5% move in either direction or about 22, 23 bucks here on average over the last four quarters and the stock has moved about 8% last quarter actually did not have much of a big move, but there was one trade in this name that doesn't see usually large spot trades that ca

no disrespect to tim or jim cramer it's providing great opportunities and not to say i've got 10 right, but as a trader you can absolutely trade this and tomorrow in terms of volume and price action that will be the tale for the next week. >> this is 10% of the qqqs and 10% of the xlk and 3.5% of the s&p. so it's a big deal for markets tomorrow to state the obvious. >> indeed. we'll keep you covered on all of the big news after hours and bring you the headlines after they break and check out amd and amgen pretty volatile this afternoon and we'll bring you the very latest and mark zuckerberg taking the stage at facebook's developer conference, but will wall street buy in? >> we've got those details and we are live in times square in new york city and a lot more fast money right after this. 401(k)? where do i start? empower yourself with the free tools and resources on investor.gov. before you invest, investor.gov. on investor.gov. here'sshow me making it. like. oh! i got one. the best of amy poehler. amy, maybe we could use the voice remote to search for something that you're not in. sh

. >> your pal jim cramer, i don't know if you heard him discuss this report on the show prior to ours, sub optimal execution, wrong mosaic, people need to be replaced you agree with all of that >> i only watch your show, by the way, so i didn't see or hear what he said but -- but i never really make any of this stuff about management i think look the ceo has only been in place for a little less than a year. i think this problem has been at 3m since jim mcinerney left back in the -- early the last decade, i can't even remember. growth is too low and margins too high and their addressable markets are not big enough at a high enough margin to grow the company profitably from here so that is not an execution issue, that is a structural problem that i believe 3m ceos have had to deal with for the last ten-plus years, and i do not blame the current regime for that this is a structural issue at 3m just to be very clear, i know there's probably going to be bulls that come out of the woodworks and say, the safety valve for every stock apparently, get an activist and break it up. i don't like -

great to see you >> i want to get down to the new york stock exchange, so much to go over with jim cramerr, jim >> well, i kind of tell you, this is the odd one but i look at twitter what it says is social media is alive and well and gives you some room to buy snap, i think facebook is under value especially no one seems to be going away from the advertisers, that's my favorite united technology, the stock is doing extraordinary well >> what's your take on verizon >> look, verizon, they need to put up more numbers. when i look at it, it is continuing to say it is good, not great. tomorrow at&t is not that good so i think you will come back to buy verizon. people are more excited about qualcomm than thinking of 5-g. verizon's 5-g does not look like a way to play it yet good advertisements but not ready to play yet. >> tesla tomorrow, there was this presentation yesterday and a lot about some people thought it was impressive and other people said it was smoking mirrors, what do you think >> i think phil has some great point. i am close to nvidia, the idea of what he said about nvidia, he's

anyway, thanks mark. >> thank you, joe. >> let's get down to the new york stock exchange, jim cramer e where are we going, jim. >> i got to tell you, there is some merit to it buyer's wrong doing. there is a big fine, who pays it shareholders, that's ridiculous. there is got to be some sort of way that we make it until the individual is punished and not the shareholders these guys don't feel any pain it is the shareholders that feel the pain >> bribiing each other the ceos and executives are bribing the justice department, right? and justice department is bribing the company using shareholders' money. >> how much money when it comes to -- jaime dimon says all right, i did everything i could. i bought these companies and i save you the trouble to bail these guys out but i get a $5 billion fine. you get a shake down and that does not go to shareholders either >> hold the bearstein executive accountable. >> that's so unfair. i am talking about the idea that we have executives who are rooted to companies. they got a huge amount of money and shareholders pay when they sue the company. jaim

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new york stock exchange, jim cramer joins us on this very funny show today, jim.alking about how great things actually are right now. things are pretty good and -- >> february was very weak month. >> yeah. >> february was very weak month and lot of stuff got moved to march. i don't want to wade into the shark-infested water of retail sales. usually not that controversial but you know, the fed did it right. the fed did it wrong and fed's book was good. the fed's book was bad there we go. now i covered all bases. what does matter is that the country's march is very strong and i think april is very strong so far that's the difference from what the base book said, by the beige book, i don't understand how they can downgrade the economy just when it finally started to get strong and got over the december blowup that was caused by the fed so, i think things are okay. your last guest there i told -- thought told a good story. i don't buy the meltup because if you didn't melt up if you owned thermal fisher yesterday yesterday was good day for the today could be, too, if u

conferences with folks in the activist community -- i did one with jim cramer six months ago -- whatlways amazes me is how much support i get from folks who are actual spending their working hours working on this. i watch faces over here. you guys in the financial community, yes? anybody was in there gets it. the problem is we don't understand how to fix it. and we can get above ourselves to really fix it. the reality is this system is our system and we created it. it is an wall street, it's us. everybody wants to drive these returns so intensely. your 401(k) put pressures on the money managers which puts pressures on the public companies which drive this behavior cycle. i simply need to say my view of it is we have to ask ourselves, is this serving? it's our society and our community. >> it sounds like you are trying to change minds and you have to change laws. >> you change the mind first and then comes the laws and you also change practices. but enough people have to say this makes sense and you begin to see the kinds of of structural change and there is a momentum out there. ther

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i'm many blaming jim cramer who said -- >> don't throw cramer under the bus!ed me out i'm going back to my roots my biggest concern is best picks will be at the bottom of the list, we know that's an outrage, but i will figure out how to crawl back from the basement here and crush seymour, crush him, for this impetulance. that's what is going to happen. >> i will tell you, we have a period for the stock to go through the discussion of the transition we know it's not going to happen overnight but i think there's been a case you can see something is happening. >> but that's the time of a rerating story that is at least opportunistic in this environment. >> exactly. >> you know, so much of this is about timing because two years ago when, kevin, you won, one of the stocks that weighed down charles' way was amd he was in last place that year the next year, the third pick of nick lowery's choices was amd, and that was the stock that made him the winner last year so the last shall be first sometimes. >> larry put it right through the uprights on that i will say the sa

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now, jim cramer would tell you there should be a round of consolidation, whether it's an eog, which isoneer or the others. but we'll see. we'll see. >> all right, faber. we'll talk to you. we'll be watching. >> i'll be back shortly. >> good. >> okay. >>> meantime, at&t shares under pressure the company just reporting quarterly earnings of 86 cents per share, matching wall street forecasts. however, revenue fell below analyst estimates. at&t posted an unexpected gain in wireless subscribers during the quarter. that was going to be perhaps one area of focus, joe, after i guess verizon had pretty big churn numbers. >> yeah. >> i don't know if there's any other takeaways looking at the balance sheet as well. >> i looked at the eriks i think it's a little bit of a yawn, slightly lower verizon the other day i think was disappointing. i think the street got caught off guard by that, but i think the focus on 5g as it relates to at&t, its 5g evolution -- i am long verizon i've been long verizon i think verizon is a step ahead of at&t in terms of 5g to me, that seems like the better play, but th

jim cramer joins us now. explaining what the risk is here. >> as you can tell from the way the stock is acting, if you don't do the right numbers, the right delivery stock, it's hurt. one thing that musk has argued and probably will argue again today in front of judge nathan is when i said there could be 500,000 cars delivered and then subsequently he changed that to maybe 400,000 cars and he meant run rate, that it wasn't material is there anything more material than this number we got last night? look how the stock acts. it's the worst it's gone down this year. the idea that it's first amendment, the company waived the first amendment. the idea that somehow there was a process and it wasn't needed for the sweep, that is fancible. it's him versus the s.e.c. the s.e.c. turned it over to judge nathan and said basically you approved a settlement. he violated your settlement, not our settlement that's why think musk is in a little difficult situation. >> can we also talk about the job numbers? jobless claims tha

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one company when they reported last week didn't see that strength in china was 3m and our jim cramer sat down no, jim's not ready yet. my apologies on that jum chyna up 2.8% in after hours trade. let's have a look at how the markets finished here today. as we said, some record all-time high closes with the s&p and nasdaq hithd all-time record highs. the dow still remains a little off its own record all-time high you've got ingersoll-rand up 6.5% in today's trade. mattel, twitter amongst some of the other gainers. we'll be back here on "the closing bell" in a couple of nus. i don't know what's going on. i've done all sorts of research, read earnings reports, looked at chart patterns. i've even built my own historic trading model. and you're still not sure if you want to make the trade? exactly. sounds like a case of analysis paralysis. is there a cure? td ameritrade's trade desk. they can help gut check your strategies and answer all your toughest questions. sounds perfect. see, your stress level was here and i got you down to here, i've done my job. call for a strategy gut check with

i'm david faber along with jim cramer carl is on assignment this morning. a big morning we've got on tap including exclusive interviews with the ceos of southwest, chipotle and lululemon. let's give you a look at futures. we've also got an awful lot of earnings facebook, microsoft out and they're lifting the nasdaq 3m, well, it is dragging the dow jones industrial average lower we'll have more on that coming up roadmap does start with shrugging off legal woes giving facebook a boost. setting aside a lot of money for alleged bad behavior >> didn't you ever hear about asterisk. >> did mention this, 3m had an ugly quarter the shares are down. they slashed their outlook 3m weighing heavily on that statistically irrelevant average we call the dow. over at southwest, they took a bit of a hit as you might expect, having the largest fleet of 737 max's ceo jeff kelly is going to join us to discuss. stock is looking up. >> why not 5% is the max. numbers were really good much better than expected. he is a total trooper. >> we're going to talk to him about it i want to

i'm carl quintanilla along with jim cramer, david fabian press conference in about half hour futures have gone positive europe is higher despite little improvement in their pmis, but awfully good data here best numbers since 2017. we begin with the ipo wave after l lyft's stumble. >> plus mueller's moment attorney general barr will address reporters this hour before releasing the special counsel's findings on the trump campaign and russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. >>> and retail sales surging in march. fastest pace in nearly two years. stocks are set for a green open. >>> a pair of unicorns are launching themselves in the public market today. pinterest beginning trade, pricing $2 above the high-end of the range at 19. zoom video communications getting ready to go public at the nasdaq, pricing 36 this year, valuing that company at more than $10 billion. we'll talk to ceos of both pinterest and zoom once they begin trading, jim both pricing above the range, although lyft, as we said -- pinterest below their prior round. >> right zoom has incredible growth 130, 1%

. >> you know, jim cramer has talked about how this market has reacted positively to oil for a long time gone up, the markets have gone up he's been right on. >> best chart out there. >> it is guys, we've got the best team in the business here. oil versus the s&p 500 over a year ago, you'll see what we're talking about. oil is up 2.5% on the iran sanctions story, tim is there a point at which oil's higher movement is no longer good for the equity market >> there is a point. i don't think it's any time soon the converse can also be true. you have a case where people were not giving markets the benefit of the consumer, call it a sum type of a surplus or stimulus from lower oil prices no, i don't think at these prices we have a case where oil is derailing the market. >> so, quickly, 75, 80, where's the pain point for stocks, tim >> yeah, 80, $85 right now if anything, you know, how about where oil prices truth and people wanted to tell you that lower oil prices were also indicative of demand i think largely, you know this better than most, it's largely been a supply story over the past thre

. >>> plus the call today that got jim cramer all worked up our investment committee takes on caterpillarhether it's time to sell we'll take a look at the stocks that could chachlk it's all at noon morgan, we'll see you in just a few. about 15 away. >> sounds good. >>> the company disrupting the delivery of medical supplies through the skies. and tomorrow do not miss another exclusive interview with walmart ceo doug mcmillon. you can catch that thursday beginning at 2:15 eastern. dow up 75 points more "squawk alley" after this break. >>> welcome back to "squawk"ally the first drone program wu approved by the faa in the u.s ups will do it across the hospital campus. joining us now is the ceo of matternet. it has been a long, slow slog in terms of commercial drone deliveries here in the u.s. going mainstream break down this program, this partnership with u.p.s. for us and why healthcare seems to be, at least at this point in time, potentially the way forward. >> it starts with a need there's a very big need to make healthcare transportation more efficient, so when you look at hospital syste

. >> thank you very much by the way, jim cramer, who is up at about, you i don't know, 1:00 in the morning, whatever time he is, he guessed the mystery chart. >> wow >> do we give him anything a worldwide ek change coffee mug? >> i think absolutely. >> filled with breakfast treats. >> thank you very much all right. we're going to stump cramer wufr these days my only goefl in life at this point. >> new this morning, a developing story out of brazil prosecutors sfwend intend to file criminal charges against mining giant vale. investigators now say they have enough evidence to charge vale and employees in the disaster. authorities say some employees knew the dam was unsafe before the breach killed about 300 people charges under consideration include murder, manslaughter, environmental damage, and false representation vale shares actually not responding that much down about .6%. still on deck here on worldwide exchange, bed, bath, and beyond shares, they are sinking in a big way thorj. we're going to tell you why. plus, there's costco hoping to focus on e-commerce, but investors not rewarding

we're going to learn more when the ceo michael roman joins jim cramer on monday that's a cnbc exclusiveen we come back, autonation stock up more than 10% since carl lever took over in march as ceo. we'll join him rising gas prices, tariffs and even uber/lyft as a quick break, let's take a look at what's happening in the markets this morning mixed picture. up .2 to down .2 through the at&t network, edge-to-edge intelligence gives you the power to see every corner of your growing business. from using feedback to innovate... to introducing products faster... to managing website inventory... and network bandwidth. giving you a nice big edge over your competition. that's the power of edge-to-edge intelligence. >>> autonation reporting first-quarter results this morning. revenue a little light, but analyst expectations on earnings per share well above where the street was here now to break down the numbers, carl liebert, president and ceo of autonation. mr. liebert, it's good to welcome you on the show. i assume you're running a tight ship at autonation, naval academy grad you have a lot to d

, i know. >> for the years he said for receive ron. >> let's get down to jim cramer.eat. i have been saying this since jim hacket they did so many good things in order to get the balance sheet back that was a fabulous interview by the way. i think people who are thinking let's just bolt. chevr chevron, big yield and a lot of cash flow. what will exxon do will they do pioneer we don't know. any one of these i feel like has to make a move >> do you think there is a typical large play >> typical, i got to tell you. what a bargain they're creating a lot of bargains here. receive r chevron is such a good company that company always has unbelieverabu unbelievable management and great cash flow. people bother to look at this is not celgene. >> this morning you think pioneer is on your new list. >> mr. sheffield is a personal friend i think it is a fabulous company. it is ridiculously well. they had a couple of misquarters. it is about -- 30 years, that guy was like middle management >> david faber got an interview on your show with bob iger, what do you think of the enthusia

. >> jim cramer speculated about one possible way this could unfold this morning. he said look, the era for chevron, where if they look in and say both of you are attractive fits. we're serious about our aspirations in the permian in other words, what steps might chevron have to pursue if it really wants this exposure >> obviously the ball is in the courts of the board who haven't formally seen the oxy bid until now. we're waiting to see what the anadarko says about the bid that is 15 % better than chevron's. chevron can enrich their deal, maybe take it to within close range of oxy's and have much less risk around a shareholder vote the one undermining aspect is it's subject to shareholder approval for oxy we've seen oxy be put on negative watch you're seeing impacts on the bid on the financial setup it's got to go through a shareholder vote which we think will be a yes on the part of chevron shareholders we're uncertain if oxy shareholders will be convinced it's possible the oxy management makes a compelling argument. >> quick prediction, who ends up with whom? >>

>> well, you know, i always take jim cramer's advice, you want to be diversified.ave massa a little bit of my uber shares. i'm not suggest that massa ipo is what we should be doing here in america. we should be boycotting saudi arabia until they solve the human rights issues candidly. what i've learned from my friends at sequoia capital is, a lot of times the growth that we see after the ipo, specifically google, amazon, netflix, apple, you want to hold those companies and i believe the uber story's just getting started. >> all right. we'll watch it obviously closely. hopefully our viewers take your advice. >>> we'll turn to disney unveiling it's challenge to netflix today and add free monthly subscriptions to disney plus expected to launch later this year. bob iger making headlines with harsh criticisms of social media saying, hitler would have loved social media. it's the most powerful marketing tool an extremist could ever hope for. to help us dig through this today, julia boorstin's here in los angeles. "the los angeles times" says november. do we believe that

very weak guidance jim cramer on squawk on the street very critical of how the company did not give anybody any heads-up on to that cut in guidance like cvs had done earlier a couple of weeks ago. walgreens boots alliance was the majority of that drop. >> that i reason for optimism. let's talk more now about big business and how they might be preparing for brexit and why your next guest says in some ways brexit is already happening. why do you believe in some ways for corporate england brexit is already a thing of the past in some ways? >>. >> it's not so much a thing of the past, but a process which has already started. we've heard a lot about how large manufacturing organizations have decided change their manufacturing plans, the likes of japanese carmakers, for example, have decided they won't expand their facilities in the u.k. banks, of course, have to move people out of london and into other continental european locations in order to prepare themselves for the potential that they have any business continuity in the event of a hard brexit. in that sense brexit has already happened the

and they say look at this so i don't know if it changes the psyche, if they sour on the market jim cramer talked about this being great for the marketplace and retail investors and everybody was talking about it now everybody's maybe talking about it for the wrong reasons >> good for the retail investor if there's a perception they could make pun off money off of. at 69, would you now >> i want to see it trade for a couple more days but yeah, i think this is a company that you didn't expect them to be profitable here, you weren't talking about the gross margins and i think at these levels it starts to get interesting. >> i think you have an opportunity. i said on friday, you have an opportunity before first-quarter earnings, before may 15th, to buy the stock. it might take a couple days to get this indigestion out of its system, but once you get these flippers out i think you have a shot >> you have a handful more of these poipos you have to decide which ones to hold i think they'll want to hold uber over lyft i wait till the smoke clears a bit longer >> an ipo like this, trading like thi

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when i speak to folks in the activist community -- i did one conference with jim cramer six months ago- what always amazes me is how much support i get from folks that are actually spending their working hours working on this. i watch faces over here. you guys in the financial community, yes? i find anybody who is in it gets it. the problem is we don't understand how to fix it, and we can't get above ourselves to really fix it. the reality is this system is our system and we created it. and by the way, it is not wall street, it is us. everybody wants to drive these returns so intensely. your 401(k)s, which put pressures on the money managers, and put pressure on the public companies, which drive this whole behavior cycle. i simply need to say my view of it is, we have to ask ourselves, is this serving us? it is our society. it is our economy. host: it sounds like you are trying to change minds and you have to change laws. mr. shaich: you change the mind first and then comes the laws and you also change practices. but enough people have to say this makes sense and you begin to see the k