we're back with jim gaffigan.ays have the beard or is this a new thing? >> if i want my children to not be frightened, yeah. i have the type of face that needs to be covered. louvre laugh. >> stephen: not at all. not in the least. >> last year i just had the mustache. but i have the beard. i love my beard. i love it. because i'm a pale guy and it's just kind of round like a block. >> stephen: your whole family, you have a lovely family-- these are your five children right there. look at how all of them-- all of them blond, all of them-- what are your-- what are your sunscreen costs in your family. >> there's a lot. that's how woe store them, too. that's how we store our children. >> stephen: now, i understand did you just tour in japan? >> we were in japan. i-- not just for stand-up. i was there modeling. i was mod length. ( laughter ) see, i wish that wasn't funny, you know? i would much prefer people say, "really? modeling in? but people saying, "you modeling? never." i was in japan. and i'll tell you something,