>> jimmy: jim gaffigan is here. n the comedy dynamics network. is that a real thing? >> i think -- no, i don't think so. >> jimmy: what that is? >> it's comedy dynamics, it's this company -- you know, you do a special and there's different distributions, there's netflix, there's hbo, there's comedy central. comedy dynamics is this guy, this friend who started this -- he goes, let me distribute it, i'll have it -- he calls it comedy dynamics network, but it's really just everywhere you rent or buy things. it's available in itunes, x-box, amazon -- he's trying to build the name. >> jimmy: at your expense. this is the album right here. it's also -- you put the audio from your television comedy special on a vinyl. is this vinyl? >> it's interesting. this is vinyl. vinyl is so popular now. >> jimmy: it is. >> it's amazing. it's come back. because we're in this digital age, i think people want -- >> jimmy: i'd love to have a comedy album in vinyl. that reminds me of my youth. >> you get a download also. >> jimmy: you get t

. >> jim gaffigan paints an amazing picture.there, it just dilutes the whole beauty of the painting. >> there's pressure to enjoy summer, right, i'm from the midwest, it's almost a panic. go out there, have fun, winter is coming to kill us. go get skin cancer now. >> he's always going to give you a different take. like, finding a gold coin on the beach where millions of people have walked by it and all the sudden he just sees it. it was just right there. he has that ability. god damn you, gaffigan. >> we're never ready for the seasons of change, in october we're caught off guard, oh, it's getting cold, what is this, every year now? >> he really works hard to get all the funny out of the joke. like he really is like wringing the funny out. >> how many jokes about seasons does this guy have? >> i came home the other day i was helping my wife fold clothes, a little pair of skimpy underwear, i looked at my wife and i said, when are you going to wear these for me, she said i can't, they're your daughter's. no, no, no. >> i can drop a

tonight, jim gaffigan, from the pittsburgh steelers antonio brown, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from imagine dragons. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. i know many of you are visiting us here in the united state of calirn

it's going to be jim gaffigan.> pretty good. >> stephen: you can listen with your kids. >> yeah. >> stephen: very few dead rock band jokes. >> no. ( laughter ) >> gaffigan snaps -- leonard skynard's dead! ( laughter ) no, so, you know, on instagram, i wrote a thing to disney suggesting they remove my voice from an upcoming project that's coming to the disneyland park because i've done things. >> stephen: you have a voice on a new ride at does myland? >> yeah, that's the thing, some people were more upset than me. oh, great, disney didn't even announce the new world of color, great bobcat, because sometimes i read comments. ( laughter ) so i'm all over the place. >> stephen: so you said take me out -- >> i suggested they take me out. but the key was that he's really being attacked not for something he said almost a decade ago, he's being attacked because he's very outspoken against the president and his administration. i said i'm outspoken against the president and his administration. you're taking your lead from a

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