jim norton's "please be offended." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that, "please be offended." but, what i even loved -- i think it's the coolest thing, is that ozzy osbourne should do the opening of it. >> yeah, the way it happened was, i e-mailed sharon and i'm like, "would ozzy be in my opening?" i wanted him to introduce me. and from his sitting on the toilet, i wanted ozzy osbourne to say "please welcome jim norton." and we actually -- she said yes, and she's like "would you mind shooting in our house?" and i'm like "no, i wouldn't." [ laughter ] i kind of creeped them out, because i showed up three days early and just sat on the lawn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're a giant black sabbath fan, or ozzy fan? >> i love -- they're both the same to me. it's funny, i went to chicago recently to lollapalooza. which was fun, i just wanted to go see black sabbath. and ozzy came out and they were i guess 30 seconds into the first song, and this girl comes up to me and she goes "jim norton!" and she seemed really, rea

sitting next to me is jim norton who is performing live in irvine, california on september 13th through the 15th. and pinch is dead. we just move on to a story -- are you okay, jim? >> he is dead. >> that's been the general response. >> you are smiling. >> i have never been happier. >> this is amazing. >> how would he fare among those who don't care some. >> president obama's polling really well with americans who don't plan to go to the polls. 80 million americans or 40% of the possible eligible electorat won't vote in november with 60% saying there is no point since nothing gets done and politicians make empty promises. and of the nonvoters 43% are obama supporters while 20% like mitt. this poll is good news-bad news story for barack obama. you are a good news-bad news story, sir. i'm sorry. somebody had to say it. and all of this raises a question. do dogs like cabbage? question answered, i guess. is that cabbage or lettuce? i can't tell the difference. >> cabbage. >> bill says cabbage. >> the fun part is trying to figure out if it really is. 40% of the eligible electorat might be vo