sitting next to me, jim norton. "please be offended" is available and i urge you to order it immediately after this show. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> you know what i like about you? you have a special, buts you don't -- but you don't tweet about it. >> social networking is meant to entertain and bond with and not whore myself for money. >> if all of the other comedians would know that. >> like how a tv show is meant for news, but you use it to plug your book. >> good point. homerun derosa. >> let's do the first story, shall we? could you have a beau who supports ho? politically-minded singles would not consider anybody voting for, quote, the other guy, end quote. according to the "wall street journal", being a member of the opposite party trumps religious differences, unattractiveness, low education and your stinking job. explains one match maker, people now say i don't even want to meet anybody from the other party, even if it is somebody perfect in every other way. as for a couple who doesn't

and next to me is jim norton. his special "please be offended" is now available on netflix. >>> is he making light of their plight? well, peta sent a let torte white house asking our newly elected president end the practice of pardoning a turkey. they prefer he killed them. actually they say it makes light of the mass slaughter of some 46 million gentle inteligent birds. the letter continues, you understand so well that african-american, women, members of the lgbt community have been poorly served throughout history, and now i ask you to consider other living beings who are ridiculed and belittled as if their nature counts for nothing. but obama didn't heed their screed and the white house encouraged people to go to their facebook page and vote for their faff -- favorite fowl. let's go to robert miller at the white house. robert? >> not sure why the president never calls on him. he is clearly a democrat. jim, he about that peta? >> if obama wanted to get rid of the turkey he would get a job at msnbc. >> oh no. >>

you few.com featuring jim norton. watch it and down -- download it. november 8th through 11th. >> excellent. back to you, greg. >> thanks, andy. bye guys. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> governor romney has been using all his talents as a salesman to dress up these very same policies that failed our country so badly. >> i know there are some people who believe we should just stay on the current course we are on. i don't believe status quo is the right course for america. i believe that america finally needs real change. >> bill: brand news fox news poll shows the presidential race in a dead heat. but with some interesting trends. laura ingraham and i will analyze. >> the civil rights establishment has embraced the lie and betrayed the black community and god almighty. >> bill: a black bishop in virginia condemning the democratic party for being anti-god. we will hear both sides of this explosive issues. >> planned parenthood has been far more lethal to black lives than the kkk ever was. >> bill: mike huckabee on christian voting and me