and jim norton now available at gym norton.com. yea, jim. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, i loved you in "twins" plastic. >> if it tease it leads. walter con cite once said that. should your nation lead to incarceration? >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> all right, welcome to "red eye -- tonight's" red eye" debate, i am greg gutfeld host of tonight's "red eye" debate still in middleburg, flay you flaw and i would like to thank them for their kind hospitality for not pressing charges after that fire. a man was sentenced to 18 months in prison for peeing on the alamo. he was found zipping up his pants and a p could noticed there was, quote, a puddle on the original border of the shrine. according to the police report urine erodes the lime stone of the landmark. along with the prison time he will pay up to $4,000 in restitution. it is a dumb thing to do, daniel. but is it as dumb as this? >> slow motion, please. >> see, the thing and he was fine, he was hilarious. if he was dead -- maybe it would be. we don't

a new "red eye" returns tomorrow with jim norton. >> e block. last story.s the last story. >> as munich -- has munich gone nudist? it is not far from the main square where the park goers can unwind without fear of tan lines. germans have a reputation for being nudist obsessive and they are crowded with the germs. observes one writer striping off in public is the voluntary removal of a heavy mass. 5* return to the honesty rather than a peek a boo. has germany got it right or have we got it wrong? >> it is germany. it is munich. they are trying way too hard. they are trying to make munich the next spring break destination. but it is a bunch of old people. the cia fact book says germany is the fourth oldest country in terms of median age. itthey have beer, but that's pretty much all they got. >> 90% of people should not even be seen naked. they should screen them first. >> she is a snob. >> we need to lower the standards. are you married yet? >> no. >> lower the standards. go to munich. get one of those burrelly, hairy guys with the wooden shoes. i don't know