tonight comedian jim norton is here. another white house.lus the top three most dangerous hotspots in the world. hillary right up an endorsement sure to make bill jealous, hookers for hillary. i'm kennedy. ♪ kennedy: hello. the exact words in the obituary, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for hillary clinton in 2016. the granddaddy of all comics he joins me tonight. comedy special contextually inaccurate appearing this friday at 10:00 p.m. i no what i'm going to be doing. >> that's exactly right. going to your watches in the tub. so, what so, what do you think of a guy who uses his obituary as a platform. killing all the relatives. >> obviously, you know, once someone is dead i don't want to hear what they have to say about politics, but i would give the wrong recommendation. once i die i want everyone miserable. so i would probably cannot whatever the recommendation i leave will be the wrong one. kennedy: people say, when i go, don't mourn don't mourn my passing. sing a song, dance a jig. you really just want people to be -

and next to me is comedian jim norton. his new stand up special airs friday at 10:00 p.m. eastern on epix and epixhd.com. i can't recommend it higher. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> president obama has disappointed a per coshes second grader. an 8-year-old peter penned a letter to the first lady michelle obama, about ketchup at school. the letter obtained states dear michelle obama, i think you should rethink your idea that takes us to one ketchup packet per meal. i feel it is taking away from our prism toward america -- patriotism toward america. and i think you should stop doing nothing and send troops to the middle east. i also think your husband needs to work on his speeches and he disuh ponted millions of -- disappointed millions by not bombing syria. thousands of people's homes were destroyed by isis in the middle east. you should also get the u.n to send troops to ukraine. also may i ask you, is the white house comfortable? signed a concerned 8-year-old citizen, peter. now jim who has a special coming out and i can't wait to see it, you have read a