as a matter of fact, his dates to accept pal, comedian and co-host of the jim norton and sam robert show, jim, she must hate the surgeon general because she's always smoking. >> financial analyst heather's on my radar. he enjoys cooking libs like a full rack of ribs. chef and restaurateur andrew gruel. >> he's like vanilla pudding, cool, white and popular in nursing homes. >> "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. >> jim i never tire of saying, i'm so happy to see you. >> i'm delighted to be. here, greg. thank you for having me on your show. oh, my pleasure. my pleasure. can i ask question that was written for me by one of my writers. sure. i'm a cancer. >> jim, if you are a cancer i society. yeah, that's right. that's okay. jim, as someone whose pronouns are can't sell tickets, what are your professional opinions on? this topic? that sounds like it was a really biased, mean spirited question, probably written by a comedian who doesn't sell many tickets as you. >> well, then he's selling zero tickets, you know, to zero. how do i feel about this? i kind o

thanks to jim norton, heather zimmer, raga andrews, bruce katz,a ingrah >> laura: hello, i'm laura ingraham, this is "the ingraham angle" live from the grand ole opry house in washington, d.c. for the fifth annual patriot awards. we have a great crowd and a lot of folks on set. will greenwood, sean duffy, jesse watters and more. but first -- [screaming] >> anti-israel protesters are choosing violence as best method to get their point across. six u.s. capitol officers were hurt during clashes in d.c. last night. there are reports of officers being pepper sprayed and punched. out of the massive crowd, only one person was arrested, i guess none of the cameras were working. police were violently attacked and just one arrest. compare that to how they went after the january 6 protesters. >> the fbi will lead no stone unturned. we have opened 160 case files, just the tip of the i'm going berg. significance of this investigation is not lost on us, this is a 24/7 full-bar extensive operation into what happened that day. >> laura: whole of government approach, as they call it. we said at the time, th

do what jim norton does. hey, them. just kidding. i don't think those were women. did not write these. but the problem with comedy is no one wants to hear how great you're doing. what's funny is hearing losers complain about their childhoods, failed carries and why no one will ever love them or their bald heads or naby stick-like arms. >> hi, greg -- naby stick-like arms. >> hi, greg. >> do you think -- i have to go to you first. >> sure! >> because, um, you know, could this mean you have it easier because people expect you to be funny? >> in a way matt's not lying. i beat him for an audition. we went out for the same roll. it was the part of a soft boiled egg that plays the part. there are funny guys that are good-looking but typically you don't associate good-looking people for that because it's a muscle they haven't had to work as much to get accepted. when you're good looking in high school, a lot of times you'll get invited to the party because you're you. when you look at me, it's like, hey, i'll make clown faces and set my balls on fire to make you happy. >>

jim, good to see you. >> good morning, flank. >> best day in over a year since you changed the name of the company from norton lifelock a year ago. you had your investor day. give us a sense. what got investors so excited about your company? yesterday was the first anniversary of the company leading in europe with norton lifelock. we brought the two companies together. yesterday was the first anniversary. the earnings were reported. all of the capabilities were coming together. we grew retentions and overall profit. so i think investors see the power of the two companies we put together a year ago. >> i want to focus on what drove those gains. i want to talk about the big name companies. we're talking visa, best buy, amazon, among other companies. what have they been telling you over the last year about their cyber needs and i want to ask you. have you seen an uptick in demand since the start of the israel/hamas war? >> yes. our focus is really to focus on protecting the consumers, the individual on the world wide web, your personal data, digital data is everywhere. whether you shop online or do anything online, there could be a