tonight on my show, some dude named piers morgan, jim norton, catch him. >> it's going to be great.ow, when you're putting together a cutlery, charcuterie ,you always make sure you got mealworms. >> why? worms have to mealworms. some bananas, a little kale, some fish. >> because you never know when an opossum is going to be visiting because they're very picky eaters. >> look at this little guy, huh? delicious food decoration, little devil to head over there. >> i hate possums. i do hip-hop and i hate possums. and brunch. >> well, good for you. i know what to get you for your birthday, jesse. >> all right, so remember the last time piers was on the show, he exposed himself as a cheater. >> now, well, for cheating it, the egg and spoon race. that's what it is. i was given this egg and spoon race award right here, which acknowledges the true champion right here. >> piers, what does it say? it's the biggest loser. >> i may consider a rematch at some point, but for now, this is my secret santa says with me. on cheating winner chi jesse. what i'm trying to tell you, it's thursday. >> ever