. >> dicky: jim parsons. >> were you in your underwear frequently on that show? >> jimmy: probably. >> dicky: taylor kitsch. and music from my morning jacket. >> jimmy: how are you doing over there, cory? everything all right? >> yeah, the lights are bright. >> j >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel here with taylor kitsch, the star of the new disney movie "john carter." when does this come out? >> not until march. but i brought you the world premiere here. >> jimmy: the movie again is called "john carter." here's the trailer with taylor. >> let them be crushed. >> you killed him with one blow. when i saw you, i believed that something new had come into this world. >> you are john carter of earth? >> yes, ma'am. ♪ >> what happened to this place? >> a new power threatens to destroy our city. >> that don't look like a fair fight. >> he will fight for us. >> get on. >> we did not cause this. but we will end it! i was too late once. i won't be again. >> jimmy: there you go. very nice. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with jim parsons, music from my morning jacket,

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tonight -- jim parsons. taylor kitsch. and music from my morning jacket.leto and the cletones. and now, don't worry. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice, thank you. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming out tonight. be honest. how many of you are just here because you got kicked out of occupy l.a.? probably heard, after two months, the lapd broke up the occupy protest outside city hall here in los angeles last night. which means it's time for the homeless people to go back to the library, where they belong. police in riot gear came in after midnight and ordered the protesters out of the area. the situation was nothing, if not tense. >> the crowd is quite agitated because they believe an eviction is imminent. they have circled, joined hands around what they call the last tent to go. this is right in the middle of the encampment. what is this for? >> uh -- what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was late. surprisingly, the police d

. >> dicky: jim parsons. >> were you in your underwear frequently on that show? >> jimmy: probably. >> dicky: taylor kitsch. and music from my morning jacket. >> jimmy: how are you doing over there, cory? everything all right? >> yeah, the lights are bright. >> jimmy: theabababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa

. >> dicky: jim parsons. >> were you in your underwear frequently on that show?> jimmy: probably. >> dicky: taylor kitsch. anand music from my morning jacket. >> jimmy: how are you doing over there, cory? everything all right? >> yeah, the lights are bright. >> jimmy:

jim parsons wants alcohol banned from the ice rink. >> it's the sharks organization that needs to stepp and protect the fans of the community. >> reporter: the sharks issued a statement last night saying, arena staff along with san jose police interviewed the person who made contact with the injured fan who stated that the contact was... [ signal breakup ] during the celebration of a sharks goal. others seated in the area didn't report seeing the contact between the parties involved. >> i'm an enthusiastic fan but i would never think of doing that and i just don't know what's in people's heads sometimes. yeah. >> reporter: and the alleged attacker has not been arrested. we tried to get more information about her from police but they would not give us any more details saying that the case is still under review. incidentally, the next time the two teens square off is this monday. reporting from san jose, gil diaz, cbs 5. >>> four people were hurt this morning when a muni light rail vehicle broadsided a police car. this happened in san francisco just before 6 a.m. on the t line at 3rd and

her co-star jim parsons is nominated. >> we take the people's choice so seriously, because it's the fanst's important, real people watching television. >> after the people's choice on cbs january 11, the golden globes will air on nbc january 15th. the screen actors guild awards january 29th and the 84th academy awards sunday, february 26 on abc. for her people's choice shoes, kaley was not wearing her engagement ring from josh president nick. >> don't tell him that. i'm afraid i'm going to lose it. >> kaley told us her biggest fear about hosting is tripping on stage in her high heels. i don't blame her. >>> there was no tripping up the "girl with the dragon tattoo." the thriller opened at 7:00 p.m. and pulled in $1.6 million by midnight. mission impossible "ghost protocol" has earned nearly $83 million since friday. today, steven spielberg's "the adventures of tin tin" opens today. >> what's his name? >> tin tin. >> i'm tin tin, by the way. >> this is a funny movie after all, an old fashioned binge crosby road picture. >> i'm not sure they went on an adventure like this. >> something hap

tomorrow night, jim parsons, taylor kitsch will be here. we'll have music from my morning jacket.y terry bradshaw will be here with maggie q and yelawolf. so join us then. our first guest tonight is an nba legend who, in his spare time, dresses up as a sheriff and makes terrible movies. his memoir is called "shaq uncut: my story." he typed it with his own gigantic fingers. please welcome literary giant, shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: shaq, you know -- you know -- this isn't a game. >> i need a second. i'm tired. oh. >> jimmy: i feel like the bachelorette. thank you so much. three roses. that means you really like me, too. how are you? good to see you. >> i'm all right. taking it easy. >> jimmy: enjoying your post-basketball career? >> let's see. i wake up every day at 2:00 p.m. eat a box of frosted flakes. watch maury povich. i dress like this and walk about 20 steps to my office. i sit, i answer no phone calls and i just -- i just act important. >> jimmy: you really are sweating, by the way. >> it's hot. i haven't ran around like that

and then later this week, jim parsons, terry bradshaw, taylor kitsch will be here, maggie q will be with my morning jacket and yelawolf. and, oh, i want to extend a big congratulations to our announcer dicky barrett who along with his wife jessica had a baby girl on wednesday. great job. there's a picture. very cute. you can see she's already -- she's already got the tattoos like daddy. >> just like her daddy. >> jimmy: is she healthy, knock on wood. >> dicky: yes, very much. >> jimmy: her name is lilly barrett. her initials are lb, so you better hope she doesn't get fat. our first guest tonight is a television titan. you know him as "regis" from "live with regis and kelly." he is ten days removed from that show and already calling his wife gelman by mistake. his new book is a best-seller. it's called "how i got this way." please say hello to regis philbin. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: good to see you. how are you doing? >> oh, i thought i had you locked out. how did you get back in? >> jimmy: let me get this straight. you're not retired. >> not retired although everyo

>> i think it was in actor comedy there was johnny gileki instead of jim parsons. that was big.ho gets a big nomination. >> good morning, everyone. and welcome to the nomination announcement for the golden globe awards. with us this morning are reshita jones, gerard butler and woody halston. please get us started. >> best performance by an actor in a mini series or motion picture made for television. hugh bonneville, interest alba, "luther." william hurt "too big to fail." bill nye "page 8 masterpiece" and dominic west "the hour." best performance by an actor in a television series drama. steve bushemi "boardwalk empire" and brian cranston "breaking bad." kelsey grammer, "boss." jeremy irons, damian lewis "homeland." best television series drama. "american horror story fx." "boardwalk empire" hbo. "boss" stars. "game of tloehrones" hbo. "homeland" showtime. best performance by an actor in motion picture, comedy, or musical. jeanne gudardine. "the artist." joseph gordon livt "50/50." ryan gosling "crazy, stupid love." owen wilson "midnight in paris." >> best performance by an act