jimbo, my whole family loved your show. thank you.nk i bought or sold anything in the past three years without checking to see if you said anything about the stock. now this is what i love. isaac uses us as a resource. one of many resources. i have never claimed to be the seer. and by the way, someone said this one, you are great entertainer. well, i like to entertain and bring people in. i like to think that i'm not just a great entertainer, but what i would point out is that i want you to check. you should check. maybe we have said something. we are input. that is what we are. we are input. are we the input? no. but we are an important input, i believe, in making stock decisions. >> yeah, absolutely. it's doing the homework, showing you how to do the homework, so you at home don't have to. you still have to, but it is a guiding hand. >> i always say that there are people, a lot of people say -- i disagree with that. there's a lot of people who are going to want to own stocks. be a member of the club, you will be much better at it. n

jimbo, let's do this thang. that is me. wish me luck. no way. (pam) good luck. thanks.t say anything. (pam) i love you. i love you too. what do you think i am saying to you?! not talking to you. i've caught jim talking to himself several times today. what a loser. get a friend, loser! yeah, i'm looking at it right now. it's really gorgeous. you guys do great work. i found the best "tentist" on the east coast. he personally tented giuliani's first and third weddings. and i got him. i got him! would you be able to do the same design, but with walls of gray? and a top that's gray too? fabulous. oh, come on. (jim) what? you too? did my scores drop a little? jim, they are a poopy. [clears throat] [beep] jim? jim? are we even sure that's my file? no. yes, i am sure, jim. it-- well, there's gotta be an explanation. i agree. yeah. so let's see what we can find out from reading. "jim halpert is smudge and arrogant." i think you mean "smug." arrogance. michael, i'm just trying to-- and there's our smudgeness. i need a decent bonus because i'm actually in the process of buying my

- stan's uncle jimbo. he has a bomb shelter in his back yard.but what about everyone else? i have to tell my parents so they can come here too. - no, butters, i can't let you risk it. i'll go up and get the others. - are you sure? - i'm not sure of anything anymore. now butters, listen-- no matter what happens, no matter what you hear, do not come out. if i don't make it back in time with the others, then it will be up to you to repopulate the earth. - but i'm the only one down here, what am i supposed to repopulate with? - well, you know, with your wiener. just stay down here until you hear word from me. and pray, butters, pray for all mankind. - oh god. oh god. - where is butters? we were supposed to leave 40 minutes ago. - well, i think we better just go without him, kyle. it's getting late. - yeah, screw him, let's go. [doorbell rings] oh, finally. - happy birthday, kyle. i just wanted to stop by and give you your present. - oh, thanks, dude. - hope you have a good one. see ya later. - oh, wait, cartman. - yes? - butters didn't show. you wan

>> i'm different, jimbo. i'm an unusual dude., got a good job, got a degree. not me, jim. [ light laughter ] i'm looking for a woman who's almost falling apart. [ laughter ] just about done. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. she's just about done. i'm her one-stop shop. [ light laughter ] don't cheat yourself, treat yourself. >> jimmy: there you go. >> call tray-bag. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. "don't cheat yourself, treat yourself." [ applause ] >> if it's just about falling apart. >> jimmy: "call tray-bag." >> yeah. >> jimmy: tracy, you're a great comedian, but you're also an entrepreneur. you were telling me backstage that you started a new business. >> i started an onlyfans page. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is -- this is smart. >> you get to see me in my boxers with my new york knick hat on. but if you want to see my feet, especially after the accident, it's going to run you another $19.99. >> jimmy: okay, alright, yeah. [ laughter ] now you -- i'll do it. you -- we're in the middle of an unprecedented heat wave here in

>> caller: jimbo, i miss talking to you. it's been about two weeks. and i got tell you, you're amazing. tomorrow is my birthday, and last time i sang happy birthday to you, if you remember. >> i enjoyed that. >> caller: i know you did. it was pretty cool. >> hey, you know, well, if you like your reviews yourself, absolutely. >> caller: well, jim, i got to tell you, it's been one year that i've been speaking to you, and it's been a thrill of a lifetime to call into your show because you have made me so much money in the one year is my birthday. >> there you go. happy birthday. and i love that. see, i love. >> caller: happy "happy birthda me, happy birthday to me, thank god for jim cramer, he's made me tons of money ♪ >> don't quit your day job, but i like that. i like the theme of it. i'm going play that on a continuous loop to my wife lisa until she realizes i'm a good guy. >> caller: you're not a good guy. you're a great guy. but let's get on with it. >> just a second. let me get on the phone. no that was a mistake. i made a mistake. i violated all o

jimbo dimon. thank you so much. and of course will have much more on what's at stake a little later in the program, we're watching those elections in france very closely now. we're moving to the threat from what is tropical storm beryl. and it's far from over. beryl is forecast to strengthened into a hurricane in the coming hours before making landfall on the gulf coast of texas on monday bringing high winds, heavy rains, and life-threatening storm surges and towns along the texas coast evacuations and preparations are underway for the first storm while the 2024 atlantic hurricane season to make a directed in the united states, cnn meteorologist and chad myers breaks down the latest forecast for us beryl is trying to intensify a little bit at this hour. and so we are going to see what happens in the morning hours when the hurricane center puts out their 5:00 advisory, the trax still right along the texas coast in very warm water? yes, we still have some shear out there trying to not make beryl rapidly intensify. but

we have a question via text from jimbo in akers field, california who asks what messages does mr. gilbert think will be telling e people inside? guest: i don't know to what degree the people inside are going to see or hear the message. the protests won't be in their face, there'll be some separation there. i'm curious about that myself. clearly, there will be protests directed at former president trump. there will be protests around very specific issues. abortion might be one of them. certainly the war in gaza could be another one. i think that is some of what you will see in terms of the demonstrations and the protests. you can imagine an array of issues in hearing from people and seeing them and i think we will get a really good sense of that this week. host: brian is in new mexico on the line for independents. caller: i want to first blame our corporate media that turned politics into professional wrestling. it is all about how much money they can make and how they can entertain people and they focus on the horserace and we did very little discussion on any of the serious issue

we have a question via text from jimbo in akers field, california who asks what messages does mr. gilbert think will be telling the people inside? guest: i don't know to what degree the people inside are going to see or hear the message. the protests won't be in their face, there'll be some separation there. i'm curious about that myself. clearly, there will be protests directed at former president trump. there will be protests around very specific issues. abortion might be one of them. certainly the war in gaza could be another one. i think that is some of what you will see in terms of the demonstrations, the protests. you can imagine an array of issues in hearing from people and seeing them and i think we will get a really good of that this week. host: brian is in new mexico on the line for independents. caller: i want to first blame our corporate media that turned politics into professional wrestling. it is all about how much money they can make and how they can entertain people and they focus on the horserace and we did very little discussion on any of the serious issues which