ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, i want to begin by welcoming my friend jimmy fallo >> but jimedy, you're going to do great. everyone should check out jimmy's show ons from. ( laughter ) ( applause ) last night was an historic occasion because i walked on and poured coins all over jimmy. of course dumping change on each other is a late-night-host tradition going back to when steve allen bludgeoned jack paar with a role of quarters. jimmy was so happy i was there as you can see in this, the actual selfie i took last night. ( cheers and applause ). there's jimmy, there's jimmy. there he is. thanking god that i'm there. congratulations, jimmy, welcome to 11:30. i'm sure it's a relief to escape the baron television superfund site of the 12:30 death slot. that reminds me-- congratulations, seth. looking forward to february 24. you're going to be great. ( cheers and applause ). nation, is it me or has america gone crazy? everybody is covered in tattoos, has health insurance-- it's madness. but, folks, nothing has me more confuses than the transgenders. they're everywhere from rupaul, to