>> ten. >> jimmy: ten. >> three. >> jimmy: ten and three.rs and applause ] ♪ dump the buckets on their heads. give them that $100. [ cheers and applause ] [ sad tuba ] sorry about that, guys. that was -- well, let's just say it wasn't $100. i don't know what it was. it's -- syrup, and it was condensed milk. [ drum roll ] what other ones are you going for? >> four. >> one. >> jimmy: four and one, you're talking about roberta and jessica. ♪ all right. both buckets look really light. just kidding. all right, let him have that 100 bucks. all right. [ sad tuba ] sorry about that. that was confetti and strawberry jam. okay, we're getting down to the last couple buckets. what are you going with? >> five. >> two. >> jimmy: five and two. you're talking about kiara and scarlett s. ♪ let them have it, guys. give them the $100. they deserve it. there you go! [ cheers and applause ] you did it! ♪ good one. you did it. you're both winners. congratulations. you both get $100. thank you guys for playing. [ cheers and applause ] of course, nobody goes home e

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh! that feels good right there! thank you very much! thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." it's going to be a good show tonight. i can feel it. it's good. [ cheers and applause ] i can feel it. let's get to some news here, you guys. here's some good news for republicans. i read that in the last year, new jersey governor chris christie's approval rating has gone up 12 points. that's impressive. usually, the only time he picks up a dozen is when he goes to krispy kreme. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's good that -- you see this? verizon is planning to launch the country's first ever 911 texting service. of course, it's embarrassing when you text, "there's a fire in my house, come soon!" and the autocorrect is like, "there's a fire in my hole, come spoon." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'll be right over.

jimmy fallon, happening right now. jimmy, take it! ♪ and here he is -- jimmy fallon!c-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about. thank you very, very much. hey. sounding good. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hey, here's some political news. while attending meetings in chicago this week, president obama stayed in a hotel instead of his own house. [ laughter ] true. it was annoying, though, when he asked for a wake-up call. they just showed him his latest poll numbers. [ laughter ] oh, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. [ light laughter ] in sports news, the los angeles lakers were eliminated from the playoffs last night after just five games. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. the lakers fell fast, which explains their new name, the los angeles facebook stock. that's -- [ laughter ] catchy name, i think. >> steve: topical. >> jimmy: it's gonna take off, yeah. speaking of facebook, mark zuckerberg has lost $2 billion since facebook

>> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, that's major.applause ] >> jimmy: that's got to feel good. >> it does. it does. >> jimmy: now, you're going to london. you're going to be opening up for bruce springsteen in london. >> bruce. >> jimmy: come on, bruce! [ cheers ] come on, that's the greatest. >> dude, my favorite thing that you've done recently are the neil young bruce saying -- can you give us a little taste of that? >> jimmy: oh, my god. i can't do it without bruce. i can't do it any justice. but are you going to do any bits with bruce when you're on tour? >> i don't know. >> we'd love to. >> we have to take our cover of "i'm on fire" out of the set. that would be pretty un-cool of us. >> jimmy: do you do it -- >> we did for a long time for a couple of years and so i'm pretty sure we will not bringing that out. >> jimmy: oh my god. he would be honored. he would be so honored. you should just do a whole set list of all bruce songs. he'd be like, "hey man, what was that about? man that was crazy? [ laughter ] sing a song of mine." y

"jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy!nal broadcasting >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents "late night with jimmy fallon." tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody. how you doing? thank you! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. going to be a fun show tonight. [ cheers ] >> audience member: i love you jimmy! >> jimmy: i saw that -- i love you too. [ laughter ] i saw that president obama and mitt romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. obama was like, "you can be whatever you want to be." while romney was like, "i can be whatever you want me to be." [ laughter ] but, actually, during his commencement speech at liberty university, mitt romney revealed that his campaign staff loves chick-fil-a. [ cheers and applause ] t

but jimmy fallon. jimmy's happening right now. jimmy, take it away!rom studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody! thank you so much! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. tonight's a hot show. oh, my gosh. >> i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you, too. how you doing? [ light laughter ] you guys, here's some political news. during a speech yesterday in ohio, joe biden criticized republicans for not understanding the middle class. in response, mitt romney was like, "that's ridiculous. some of my best friend's gardeners are middle class. that is --" [ laughter ] did you see this? a spokesperson for president obama's campaign says that a new republican attack ad is, quote, "b.s." yeah. then biden was like, "ugh, i hate when you spell out words so

but "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy, take it!applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. it's going to be fun. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it's going to be a fun night. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. hey guys, some news -- some news out of washington. today members of the secret service told the senate that there's an unwritten rule amongst agents that what happens on the road stays on the road. [ laughter ] not to be confused with that written rule that they shouldn't have sex with prostitutes. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's actually written down. >> jimmy: not to be confused with that. >> steve: law, rule. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check this out you gu

is there anybody -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's one of the funniest humans. >> jimmy. >> jimmykes the team better? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> he's just brilliantly funny. and i watch him eat three submarine sandwiches in under six minutes. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. it's kind of exciting, yeah. but the show is -- it's a sports talk show but it's also -- it's just kind of like two guys hanging out, really. >> it's like -- yeah. it's like guy talk. we don't know what we're doing. i mean, that's the fun of it. people call up and go, "what about the giants defense? who should they draft?" we're like, "call dan patrick. we don't know." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "why is it our problem?" >> yeah, exactly. have you read artie's book? you're gonna ask him questions about the defense? >> jimmy: but -- so right now, people can see you on -- how do we get to -- hear it? >> you can hear the show on xm extreme talk 165. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's on terrestrial -- real radio, in a bunch of cities but not new york, yet. but we're gonna be on directv in july. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking abou

>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: the president wants to do it.take your job. >> jimmy: it's the president of the united states. >> yeah. they take someone's job every couple of years. >> jimmy: what was he saying though? was he banging the table? >> no, if he was tense, it was all very, very muffled. but i think two days later, he interviewed the president. and i'm sure, 'cause it's the anniversary of bin laden being killed. and i'm sure a lot of the questions were very legitimate and about bin laden. but i bet he snuck in a couple questions about slow jamming. like how many times did you watch my tape? did you study it? >> jimmy: did you practice it? yeah, yeah, yeah. >> did you listen to my voice? >> jimmy: good, good, good. yeah, i did want to burn him a little bit. >> no, i mean, he was cool about it. >> jimmy: oh yeah, he is cool as always. he's the best. let's talk about "girls" now. your character in "girls." >> yeah, i play a character named marnie. and she's very cool. and i was immediately drawn to her for a number of reasons. but one o

>> jimmy: are we? >> jimmy: interesting. >> that is an interesting question because -- >> jimmy: yeah. we were eternal -- we were bffs. >> best friends forever for six months. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then we were eternal enemies for six months. >> for six months. but since the last time i was here, that expired. >> jimmy: yeah, we didn't really make it -- >> no, we never -- what are we now? >> jimmy: we never made a choice. we don't have the same passion of our relationship. >> jimmy: no. >> but not every day in a relationship with me is going to be making love in a thunderstorm on top of a mountain, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i understand. i understand. hey, look, here's his real deal. >> let's get to the real deal. >> jimmy: i have a lot of things i want to talk to you about. >> please. >> jimmy: first of all, we love "the colbert report" on our show. >> thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is a very well written, well done show. >> -- punctual show. >> jimmy: that is v

>> jimmy: i talked to lorne michaels. >> of "saturday night live." >> jimmy: yep. >> great guy. >> jimmylove him, so i talked to him. i talked to barbara walters. >> okay, interesting. [ laughter ] no, she certainly has interviewed people, you know. >> jimmy: unbelievable. jay leno. i called jay leno. >> jay leno. what a mistake. [ audience boos ] that dummy. what did he tell you? wait a second. you called jay leno? >> jimmy: yeah. >> jay leno hasn't done a good interview ever. >> jimmy: all right. no, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> why would you call jay leno? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i had him -- >> don't cut that out. [ laughter ] the only thing you need to cut out for is brooklyn decker. where is that girl? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, wait. come on, she's coming. >> where is she? bring her out here. >> jimmy: i asked him, because he's interviewed president obama before. he was on his show. >> yeah, and it was so wonderful, that interview jay did with president obama. i can't tell you. the whole country's been talking about it ever since. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i think obama w

but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is going to be a great show. hey guys, this is pretty big here, president obama's approval rating has reached his highest point in almost a year. which explains why today he called me and was like, "is it okay if i slow jam the news every tuesday?" [cheers and applause ] you gotta watch it. can't do it every week. senator joe biden and new york city mayor michael bloomberg played a round of golf together last week. yep. biden shot an 89 while bloomberg shot the person that arranged a round of golf with joe biden. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimm

, jimmy. >> jimmy: so thank you, buddy. people like it? i mean, why are people -- >> i think the people were skeptical about it because the singing competition, you know, landscape is crowded. there are a lot of those types of shows. but, you know, cee lo and christina and adam, myself, people who are all working sort of in the music business. we didn't really need to do the show, but their angle was, look, this is about people's pursuit of music and their dreams. and there's nothing funny about that, and we want to make a show where we really try and help people and we sit in these big red chairs. and it was kind of goofy at first, and then, it's just great. there's great stories about the adversity that some of these people, you know -- it's incredible stories. and the talent level, i think, is really great. and season one was awesome. and we had the super bowl this year, and the show's just -- i'm so glad america just likes it. that's the biggest compliment we get is, like, i watch the show on monday nights. i don't so m

jimmy! jimmy!audience! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no pandering. no pandering. >> but they're an audience from u.s.a.! u.s.a.! >> jimmy: taran, taran! >> but my favorite state, south dakota! south dakota! >> jimmy: no, see, that's where you went wrong. that's where you went wrong, yeah. where are you from originally? you're from california, right? >> i'm from california. i'm from big bear, which is like a mountain resort town, ski. yeah, oh, really? really? are you from there? 'cau if you're from there, i know you. it's that big. >> jimmy: oh, really? its small. >> yeah. it's a teeny, teeny town. >> jimmy: but you went -- then you -- but then, you moved to l.a. when were you -- >> moved to l.a. when i was 16. like, a great childhood, and then a performing arts high school. kind of same l.a. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> that whole thing. yeah. >> jimmy: a lot of -- yeah. but you also studied at the groundlings, right? >> i did. i was there for seven years. you did -- >> jimmy: so you did sketches

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody.ank you, cleto. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming out, thank you for watching at home. [ applause ] i'm glad you're in a good mood. it's important that we have fun tonight, because i have some information that, and keep in mind, i'm not an astronomer or anything like that, but -- i am -- i've been reading some things and i'm pretty sure that we're all going to die very, very soon. [ laughter ] because there are asteroids coming. did you know this? at us, they're coming at us. according to a new report from nasa, at this very moment, there are about 4700 as troilds that are big enough and close enough to pose a threat to life on the planet earth, which is where we live. [ laughter ] see, now, this is when i wish arnold schwarzenegger was still governor. he would know what to do. [ laughter ] that's a lot of -- [ applause ] he wouldn't know what to do. 4700 is -- we're going to need a lot more aerosmith songs to get us through this. scientists at

>> jimmy: no.ex with a phone. >> i did, twice. [ laughter ] don't judge me! [ cheers ] so this thing is crazy. this is called the lytro. it's a light field camera. so, instead of capturing a static image, it takes in all of the light information and turns it into digital information, and that's boring, but it what means is after you take a picture, you can refocus it on any part of the picture. >> jimmy: i going to say this, but again, i might be wrong again, but i think this is the future of cameras. >> i agree. no, this is a completely new technology, nobody else is doing it. it's is the only camera in the world that does this. >> jimmy: lytro? >> lytro. yes. >> jimmy: in the commercial break, we took a -- >> we took a picture of you and the crowd, and the cue cards. and if you see it here -- so, we're focused on jimmy -- >> jimmy: pretty good looking dude. >> you can focus in on the cue card here, focus in on people in the audience. >> jimmy: wow. >> and further back. it's got like a range -- >>

but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy!rom studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! feeling good. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hey, this is -- this is exciting. on saturday, mark zuckerberg and his girlfriend got married, one day after facebook raised $16 billion on the stock market. [ laughter ] pretty sweet. zuckerberg listed the ten things he loves about her, while she listed the 16 billion things she loves about him. [ laughter ] it's just -- it's sweet. >> steve: sweet. >> jimmy: that's right. mark zuckerberg got married. their reception was annoying, though. right when everyone got used to the seating arrangement, zuckerberg changed the layout for no reason. [ laughter ] no reason. just --

jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you here tomorrow. >> tonight on an all new jimmy kimmel live. >> good euphemism for death. kids, grandma isn't with us anymore, she's dancing with the stars. >> what happened to you? >> i stepped on a nail. >> that's the only way to kill a vampire. chloe grace moretz and music from b.o.b. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, along with alyssa, who we found on youtube because she can pronounce any word backwards. >> baby? >> gallon. >> noel ag. >> jimmy: see? alyssa's here to help me tell you that stubhub is the place to find great deals on concert and sporting events, even if they're sold out or last minute. and it's so easy to use, you can place your order faster you can say "stubhub" backwards. alyssa? >> buhbuts. >> jimmy: buh-buts! stubhub backwards. stubhub's interactive seat maps give you the freedom to choose the seats you want. alyssa, "freedom" backwards. >> modeerf. >> jimmy: "interactive," backwards. >> evitcaretni. >> jimmy: correct! stubhub offers a fanprotect guara

>> yes, jimmy.nd sometimes other times, too. >> jimmy: guillermo's agreed to share his family recipe with us tonight. go ahead, share. >> okay, first, you get a glass. and then you go to the fridge, okay? >> jimmy: it's somewhere in there, guillermo. you'll find it. this is -- >> okay. >> jimmy: then what do you do? >> and then, you're going to open this. >> jimmy: we had one right here. >> oh. oh, yeah. okay. then you're going to pour it. okay? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. and then, you're going to drink it. salut. >> jimmy: wow, no shakers and no blenders. that's amazing. >> why should i use shakers and blenders when bud light did it all for me? du dumbass. happy cinco de mayo. >> dicky: bud light lime lime-a-rita. margarita with a splash of bud light lime. it's a margarita with a twist. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with julia louis-dreyfus. the national scrabble champs. and music from the hives. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] the jeep grand cherokee has won more than just respect. ♪ ♪ ♪ the o

jimmy kimmel is coming up right now. we'll see you tomorrow. >> tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> i'm raring to go. >> this america is fundamentally [ bleep ]. >> emily blunt. >> ooh! >> dave salmony. >> he's growling. >> well, that's enough of the lynx. >> and music fra adam lamb >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight, emily blunt, dave sal moany, and music from adam lambert, with cleto and the cletones. and now one last thing, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out and, i tell you, honestly, i don't want to bring the energy down because it's almost the weekend and everybody's having a good time, but there's a very, very good chance that someone in this room is going to die tonight. we have wild dangerous animals on the show tonight. courtesy of dave salmoni from animal planet. real ones. when he comes here, it's like jumanji. the last time he was here, a bear tore the gu

jimmy kimmel is up next. and all the moms out there, have a great mother's day weekend. >>> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> happy cinco de mayo, everybody. >> if it weren't for the irish and the mexicans, between the super bowl and the 4th of july, we would have no reason to get drunk. >> scarlett johansson. >> i'll show you my thigh hold later. >> oh. good night. >> roger daltrey. and "unnecessary >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about this. bud light lime lime-a-rita. thank you. if you like margaritas, you will love this pre-made alternative. it is perfect for cinco de mayo. let's start the fiesta now. let's pour some for everybody in the audience. what do you say? [ cheers and applause ] all these cases are empty, guillermo. do you know anything about this? >> about who? >> jimmy: about who drink all the bud light lime lime-a-rita. >> oh, somebody must drunk it. >> jimmy: yeah, i know somebody must drank it, obviously. did you happen to see anyone dra drank it? >> maybe it happened while i w

>> jimmy: you do? on this. >> jimmy: what would happen to you if you did reveal right now who you picked at the end? >> not only would i be in a lot of trouble, i would ruin it for everybody watching at home. my mom, my mom doesn't even know. >> jimmy: wouldn't that be hilarious? >> single handedly, we could ruin love. >> jimmy: well, i hope it worked out for you. i'm doubt 68 of all of these things. i bet you we could find you a husband in this room, no problem. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. i wish you the best of luck and maybe we'll have our first wedding in like 16 years. emily maynard, everybody. we'll be right back with gavin degraw. >> jimmy: this is his album. it is called "sweeter." here with the title track, gavin degraw! ♪ you you don't know how lucky you are ♪ ♪ hanging with that girl on your arm but soon enough i'm taking my shot ♪ ♪ bang once i get 'em locked in my sight ♪ ♪ doesn't mean i wasn't alright i'm just seeing something i like, woo hoo ♪ ♪ i just

jimmy fallon.e ] and they were thinking, why not do a week of shows in new orleans -- have all the former kings of bacchus come on as guests? and then end it with the mardi gras parade. boom. [ cheers and applause ] right? >> jimmy: i will talk to them. >> and i will come and be a guest. >> jimmy: you will? >> assuming i'm available. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more with will ferrell when we get back, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the new taurus is going to blow people away... starting with the guys who built it. i haven't driven it yet. i'm going to try take it easy and warm up slowly. hi. do you get car sick or anything? no, is that a challenge? no, no. so with the 2013 taurus i can pretty much voice command anything. pretty much. you're going to be able to change your radio station, make a phone call. all that you can do with just the sound of your voice. all of it? all of it. never have to take your hands off the wheel. never have to take your hands off the wheel... which is good when you're d

she was sleeping. >> jimmy: she was sleeping. >> until jimmy -- >> jimmy: until i was like, hey, whichthank you. great, great. >> jimmy: he's a good man. >> he's going great. the boys are doing great. >> jimmy: good, good, good. i was, of course, doing a little research here -- you were coming on the show, and you've been acting since you were a little, little kid. for your whole life. >> yeah, yeah, i was 11 when i started. >> jimmy: i mean, you were in "labyrinth" with david bowie. how cool is that? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, come on. >> look at that hair. >> jimmy: look at how cute. look at how cute. i mean -- how was that? was that amazing doing "labyrinth?" >> it was pretty extraordinary. i was -- you know, i had an amazing time doing it. i was a little bit behind the curve. i wasn't that precocious, musically, let's say. so -- which is probably a good thing, because i didn't quite get -- >> jimmy: did you know who he was? >> i knew who he was. i had a friend who was really into david bowie. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> who got -- i think couldn't quite handle it and so suddenly,

jimmy kimmel is coming up right now. we'll see you tomorrow. >> tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> i'm raring to go. >> this america is fundamentally [ bleep ]. >> emily blunt. >> ooh! >> dave salmony. >> he's growling. >> well, that's enough of the lynx. ♪ [ male announcer ] everyone at southwest airlines works together for one goal: to get you where you're going. and with flights all over the country to choose from, it's a good thing we love our work. and now we're excited to take you to the beaches of northwest florida. fly nonstop from bwi airport to panama city beach, florida. book all of our destinations online only at southwest.com. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight, emily blunt, dave sal moany, and music from adam lambert, with cleto and the cletones. and now one last thing, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out and, i tell you, honestly, i don't want to bring

>> yes, jimmy.rocked with juliet simms on "the voice" ♪ ♪ but jermaine paul was named the next winner of 100,000 reasons ♪ ♪ i believe he could buy a lot a tissue 'cause he's mr. i believe i can cry ♪ ♪ i believe he'll survive but "survivor" reached the bottom line ♪ ♪ they voted kim queen of the island seven out of nine ♪ ♪ "american idol" was not as kind to hollie cavanagh hell, no ♪ ♪ they told her she'd run out of time she told the public hey i can't make you love ♪ ♪ me, but it's truly been a dream like a vacation for me by the age 20 she'll be making ♪ ♪ clay aiken money trump eliminated aubrey she's too fake and funny for "celebrity apprentice" ♪ ♪ she's finished what more can i say, it just wasn't her o'day ♪ ♪ no we cut away to "agt" and howie mandel truly disappearing then this magician ♪ ♪ starts strippin' off what he's wearing and howard stern's straight disses sharon ♪ ♪ and ozzy osbourne breaks out into dance i was just embarassed ♪ ♪ he should have studied maria and derek, instead of