but the emmy man, jimmy fallon, happening now. jimmy!onight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hello. thank you. welcome. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] gonna be a fun show tonight. here's what people are talking about, you guys. there's a lot of pressure on joe biden at the presidential debate tonight after the president's weak performance against romney. when he heard democrats were counting on him to say the right things, biden was like, "you can count on me, bitches." [ laughter ] and this is big. today, "time" magazine published a bunch of pictures of paul ryan working out. have you guys seen these? [ light laughter ] take a look at this one here. yeah. [ cheers ] gym, tan, romney, right there. [ laughter ] look at t

but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up next! jimmy! ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i love y'all. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. what a great crowd already. wow, i'm lovin' it. we're gonna have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, you guys. welcome to the show. here -- here's what people are talking about today. 7-eleven is hoping to predict this year's election by asking customers to buy blue coffee cups if they support obama, and red cups if they support romney. both of which will contain coffee that was brewed during the reagan administration. [ laughter ] guaranteed. more political news. i read that mitt romney asked to see ten years worth of paul ryan's tax returns befo

but, emmy winner jimmy fallon, he's up next. jimmy! from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: magical, thank you. i feel the love. i feel the love. thank you. welcome. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here is what people are talking about. tonight was the first presidential debate between barack obama and mitt romney. not only that, it was also the obama's 20th wedding anniversary. [ light laughter ] little weird during the debate when obama promised to balance the budget, lower taxes and be home by 10:00 for cuddle time. [ laughter ] out of context. more election news, while campaigning yesterday in colorado, mitt romney made a stop at the fast food restaurant chipotle. the guy behind the counter was like, "burrito?" and romney was like, "hey there, burrito. my name is mitt romney." [ laughter ] "pleasure to

>> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: why are you dressed like this? do you have a zumba class later? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. i'm going to run in the new york city marathon! it goes right past our show in brooklyn. >> jimmy: that sounds like a terrible idea guillermo. do you think you can do it? >> guillermo: yes. i've been working really hard. i even hired a trainer. here i'll show you. hi everyone, it's me guillermo! i'm going to be running in the ing new york city marathon. and this is my trainer, jared from subway. >> with regular exercise and lots of visits to subway, i was able to get back into shape and ran the same race in 2010. to help fuel you through this i brought you inspiration. are you ready for this? >> guillermo: bring it on, baby! >> biceps. train hard, eat less! train hard, eat less! higher. work that ab. work that ab. come on, guillermo, feel that burn. feel that burn. got to go faster. the tuscan chicken melt. melted cheese. all kind of vegetables. come on. >> melted cheese? >> melted cheese. it's low fat. oh, yes, it tastes so go

>> jimmy: nice to see you. very good. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: how you doin'? what's up, buddy?ty good. >> jimmy: hey, don't get up. don't worry about it. i'll make my way through. i appreciate it. thank you. how you doin'? hey mom, hey dad. how ya doin'? good to see you, guys. mom and dad. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to do the -- who else? [ applause ] all right. you, sir, right here. you. you can do it. [ cheers and applause ] take this, if you want. hold that. my mom and dad. watch for my mom and dad, over here. all right. what is your name? >> my name is alec. >> jimmy: is that alex? >> alec with a "c." >> jimmy: cool. alec, what do you do for a living? >> i work for a bank. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's in -- what's in your wallet? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] it's a good gig if you can get it. it's a good gig, yeah. [ laughter ] now, are you excited for any tv shows coming up this week? >> well, yes, jimmy, the thing i'm most excited about is the season premiere of "30 rock" this thursday at 8:00. [ cheers and applause ] and 7:00 central on nb

but, "jimmy fallon" coming up next, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody.lon. i'm here on 50th street in manhattan. hurricane sandy is on its way, and i'm hoping if you're watching, you're at home, you're safe, you're warm. we sent our audience home so that they can be safe and warm, but we're here. all of our guests came, which is big for us. we were worried that we weren't going to get guests, but we got some good ones here. from "saturday night live," seth meyers is going to be on the show tonight. "weekend update," he's a funny guy. we have from "top chef" -- hey! this is a rotating -- do you want to hop in with me? we have padma lakshmi. wow, she's just awesome and fun to be around and just fun to talk to and gorgeous on top of that. and we have the one and only, director robert zemeckis. he has a movie called "flight" that's coming out this week with denzel washington. he shows his butt in the movie. anyways -- hey, how are you? we also have a great band on the show tonight. imagine dragons are the band on the show tonight. they're so good. let me giv

>> jimmy: it was freaky, man. >> see, i couldn't watch it. >> jimmy: it was scary. >> no, i did. >> jimmy> jimmy: right now i have nightmares. >> and then i gave birth to the anti-christ. >> jimmy: well, that, i didn't care about giving birth. i thought it was cute. the anti-christ. >> it was -- >> jimmy: still a baby. a baby's a baby, i mean, really. >> babies are so cute. >> jimmy: they're so cute, you guys. >> even the anti-christ is adorable as a baby. >> jimmy: so, now, you have this new show, which i'm psyched up about because i love this place. >> "nashville." >> jimmy: "nashville." >> i know. >> jimmy: nashville, tennessee. [ cheers and applause ] >> you're a nashville kind of a guy. >> jimmy: i love nashville. >> yeah, you are. >> jimmy: i really do. i've partied there. i've had great times in nashville. >> i know. you are like -- you're a music guy. >> jimmy: i'm a stand-up guy. i do. are you a country music person? >> i am. i'm a little bit more now than i was when i started. >> jimmy: yeah. doesn't take long to learn. >> no, no. >> jimmy: you can catch on quick. >> well, you k

. >> you >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel and joining me is the great drummer travis barker. how are you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: i understand you have an ep with yelawolf called "psycho white" coming out november 13th? >> yes, jimmy, but that's not why i'm here. as you might've ard, i just got out of rock rehab. being in rock rehab really opened my eyes to a growing epidemic that's taking over our nation. that's why i made this video to support this great cause, because if it could happen to me, it could happen to you. >> jimmy: i had no idea, travis. >> i'd love to show it to you if you have time. >> jimmy: absolutely, we're glad to help. >> i used to be wild, crazy but then i became a parent. don't get me wrong, being a dad is great but things start to happen to you they don't tell you about in the parenting books, dark things. >> parents may find the following content disturbing. >> hey, jeff, i see it's time to see the dentist. you see, you get it, it's tooth-hurty. >> i hit rock bottom but found something that changed my life. helping parents to 2 rock. just minutes af

that's you. >> on his back. >> jimmy: that's on a back? >> yep. >> jimmy: nice.at have tattoos of you? >> this is on someone's leg. >> jimmy: okay. wow. >> this is me as a bobblehead on an arm. >> jimmy: on a human being's flesh permanently. >> yes. different people. >> jimmy: why did they do this? >> because i paid for them. >> jimmy: oh, you paid them to do this? >> yeah. i said if you get a tattoo of me i'll pay for it so they do it. >> jimmy: wow. you must have some really desperate friends. >> yep. >> jimmy: all right, well, hector and sean, look at that, lego. the rules of the game are simple. it's a scavenge injure hunt. find something or do something and you find it or do it. are you ready. okay, first round, i want to you bring back one thing we'd never have in l.a. one thing we'd never have in l.a. extra credit if it's mayor bloomberg, something like that. >> the animals are helping. [ laughter ] all except for the cat. cats are very substandard. let's see. hector, what do you have there? what is that? s>> food. >> jimmy: what do you have, hector? >> [

>> jimmy: yeah, sure. [ applause ] >> let's go do that. >> jimmy: let's do it. >> jimmy: oh, there heod. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. he's got the shirt, too. oh, is this the thing you do? should i take off my jacket, maybe? >> you might want to. >> jimmy: oh, all right. patronizing me. >> that's okay. what we're going to do here is show you a couple of scenarios that -- >> jimmy: oh, weapons. >> here you go. okay, with this. >> jimmy: all right. >> let me see now. let me see, ah -- groin strike! rake down. elbow to the face. neck strike. you're out. it's done. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's over. i didn't -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: i wasn't expecting it to happen right away. >> i know. you know what that's called, jimmy? the element of surprise. >> well played, kevin. >> jimmy: thank yall right. what else? >> here we go. okay. what this here is -- a gun. >> jimmy: the gun. >> if your assailant is to come at you with a gun, first thing you need to do is be very, very careful. safety first. >> yes. >> jimmy: yokay -- >> you must do that. >> groin strike, groin strike. elbow. elbow. and rake, ri

little jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: little petey townshend. >> little jimmy fallon!t's out now. >> it is. yeah. i waited to write it until i was really, really old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very smart of you to do. >> now you just can't get me for anything. >> jimmy: you should have called it "51 shades of grey." >> that was my joke. >> jimmy: no -- i didn't know if you were going to say it. >> i was going to do "67 shades of grey." but, that's good. >> jimmy: oh, i get it. hey, look at this on the back. that's you. [ cheers and applause ] this book has crazy stories in there. about how you came about, smashing the guitar and all that stuff. fun, fun wild stories. do you ever think to yourself like, maybe i wish i wasn't the guy that broke the guitar? maybe. >> yeah. yeah. i was very uncomfortable. i think what comes across in the book and as i was writing -- i didn't -- i didn't really enjoy this as much as i should. >> jimmy: yeah. isn't that interesting? >> yeah and you know, i had a great life. i know i was very lucky and i'm happy to be alive today. i obviously go

jimmy: okay.eck. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. sorry. >> i know. it's just a little tight. >> jimmy: well, i gained a few pounds. [ laughter ] >> okay. so, now you -- no, i'm not going to massage your neck. you have to learn to do your own massage. but you have to, like -- >> jimmy: self-massage? >> yes. oh, this is not attractive, honey. don't -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no, that's where it belongs. that's where it should be, yeah. >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: before we started, this wasn't like this. >> you have to get your moisturizer. i recommend you my a.m./p.m. nuance moisturizer. >> jimmy: gotta get a moisturizer? okay. >> yes. you can get it at cvs. it's okay. you can afford it. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] >> and then, you put it all over your neck. >> jimmy: okay. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you're laughing now, but when that thing starts hanging like a turkey -- [ laughter ] -- you're going to wish you were list

a little >> dick:. >> jimmy: i am jimmy and with me is guillermo. at the end of the month, we're bringing our show "jimmy kimmel live" to brooklyn. and our friends at subway are helping us get there. we'll be live from october 29th through november 2nd. we have a lot of fun guests and surprises planned for the trip right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: why are you dressed like this? do you have a zumba class later? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. i'm going to run in the new york city marathon! it goes right past our show in brooklyn. >> jimmy: that sounds like a terrible idea guillermo. do you think you can do it? >> guillermo: yes. i've been working really hard. i even hired a trainer. here i'll show you. hi everyone, it's me guillermo! i'm going to be running in the ing new york city marathon. and this is my trainer, jared from subway. >> with regular exercise and lots of visits to subway, i was able to get back into shape and ran the same race in 2010. to help fuel you through this i brought you inspiration. are you ready for th

but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up right now. jimmy!ers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and as always the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. how you feeling this friday? thank you very much for the love, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, man, oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] this is fun. yeah, the weekend's here, baby! that's the new york city love. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, settle down. i'll get honey boo boo's mom. i'll get mama boo boo after you. guys, here's what people are talking about. president obama's campaign is trying to appeal to single women in florida over the age of 65. [ light laughter ] which explains obama's new slogan, "hope, change and boniva." [ laughter ] i think that will

but, the emmy winner, jimmy fallon, is coming up right now. jimmy!ers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, thank you very much. how are you? yeah! i feel the love. thank you so much. that's a great crowd right there, i can tell already. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." we got a great show tonight. here's what the people are talking about. we are in the final stretch of the election, and president obama's been campaigning so hard these last few days that he went 40 hours without sleeping. i guess that explains his new motto, "hope and go-go juice." [ laughter ] obama's been really busy. in fact, tomorrow, he's going on mtv to answer questions from college students. questions like, "will you le

you go, "very nice," "good job, jimmy," or "good luck, jimmy," or "great job, jimmy." i didn't win." but you're like, "that jimmy fallon --" >> i knew talent when i saw it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on now! well, i got to tell you something, because i'm very close with my family and i remember calling my mom and dad that night -- and my mom is like -- i thought they were going to say, "aw, you'll get it next year." whatever. and my mom was like, "rod stewart said good job, jimmy." i was like, "he did!" and we loved you, i've always loved you. but now i super loved you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] from that moment on, i will never forget it for as long as i live. anyway -- serious. >> serious now, come on. >> jimmy: let's get real serious, i'm going to make you cry. >> no, please don't! >> jimmy: i'm just kidding. >> i cry very easily as well. i really do. >> jimmy: are you a mushy crier? >> don't get me going. don't get me going. >> jimmy: how did you put this book out? i want to ask you. how did you decide to -- "i got to do it now. i got to pu

>> yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you'remy: i've never hung out with you. >> i know. i have seen you a few times at the emmys and i've really wanted to come up to you but -- i felt a bit shy. >> jimmy: you're so shy? yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're lying -- you just didn't know who i was, did you? >> no, i knew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all right. it happens. it happens to a lot of people. they go, "mr. kim -- you're not jimmy kimmel. hi, how are you?" [ laughter ] >> no, honestly, i did feel a little shy. i've always wanted to come up. yeah. >> jimmy: oh, please, always come -- i want -- i'm mad that we didn't hang out at this emmys because you brought your dog with you. and i love dogs. you -- what is -- the fenz is your dog. look at the fenz, right here. look at this guy. come on. [ audience aws ] why would you not bring this -- >> jimmy: i didn't know you could bring dogs. >> so cute -- >> jimmy: he is very cute. is he drinking coffee? >> no, that's his tea. he has tea every morning. >> jimmy: he has tea every morning

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i'm an old, old man. >> jimmy: old, old man.>> jimmy: you have a pension. >> you're 22, jesse! >> 33 years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> count 'em. >> all right, baby. >> jimmy: a lot of stuff. but it's -- >> anyway, it's this instant payoff where you know how to tailor what you're doing to try to get even more out of the wonderful human -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you do feel it. >> and you know -- you know if you're, like, doing the right thing. like, i was working a -- before this, doing comedy, where you'd shoot shoot shoot, you have no idea if it's funny until how many youtube people like it or something like that. but this, it's like, "oh, i can go home today and feel good about today." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. you got a good laugh. you got a good laugh. and how are you guys -- how's the cast chemistry? like -- you guys get along? >> it's rough. it's rough, jimmy. >> it's not good. >> jimmy: yeah, you do not like each other. >> falling apart. >> jimmy: it's falling apart. >> we really only talk to one another as characters

>> jimmy: no, no, it's me, jimmy kimmel. >> oh, hi, mr. jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmel! jimmy kimmel!ow are you, my brother from a totally separate mother? >> jimmy: i am -- i'm good, bro. so, hey, i -- the reason i'm calling is i heard that mitt romney hired you to write zingers for his debate tonight. >> ah, yes. mr. mittens romney paid us handsomely for our top notch zingers of the president obama. >> jimmy: he did. how -- >> we worked with mr. romney for many years. >> jimmy: oh, you haven't. i didn't know. what have you been doing for him for many years? >> we write his jokes and we make his dockers. >> jimmy: you make his dockers? oh, yeah, they are -- they are dockers. all right. [ laughter ] it's okay if he sits down now. i got it. i didn't know any of that. so, can you share some of the zingers that didn't make it into tonight's debate? >> oh, most certainly. we will get our king of zing to deliver them. roger! >> jimmy: great, yeah, get him. >> roger! roger -- jimmy kimmel. >> oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow, look at that. very realistic. >> we make mr. romney masks. >> jimmy:

but jimmy fallon. jimmy fallon right now. jimmy!s and applause ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: wow. thank you very much! that's what i'm talking about. that is a great new york city crowd right there, everybody! that's it! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. first off, thanks to our great audience for making it to the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so glad you're here because last night's audience was the worst. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys caught the show last night, but because of the hurricane, we had to do the show to a bunch of empty seats. or as clint eastwood calls that, "a full house." [ laughter and applause ] "200 -- 250 obamas." i'm telling you, after last night's show, i realized how much i missed the sound of laughter and applause.

jimmy fallon, jimmy fallon! carly, jimmy fallon! come see! you're not gonna believe this! get up!ght, 8:00 p.m., nickelodeon. we have stand-up comedian dom irrera after the break. here he is right now in the bud light lime suite. hey, dom! oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] pillsbury grands biscuits on their own are amazing, but press out some biscuit dough, add some sauce and some pepperi and cheese and monday's dinner is now a grands mini pizza party. pillsbury grands biscuits. let the making begin. can dodge a question. honey, how'd that test go? [ female announcer ] in just 60 seconds, you've got snack-defying, satisfying totino's pizza rolls. mmmm. mmm hmmm. mmmm. [ female announcer ] it's on. let's roll. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are joined now by a very, very funny stand up who will be appearing tomorrow, saturday, october 6th at maguire's in bohemia, in long island, new york. also, for our australian viewers, you can catch him on october 21st, at the sydney opera house, for the "just for laughs" comedy festival. put it

hi, guys. >> what up, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you feeling right now?ot kicked in the nuts. >> jimmy: it's times like these you probably wish you hadn't recorded a song called "bye bye bye." >> they should have pled that. that's the thing. you go out, you got to go out big. >> jimmy: people were probably surprised you were eliminated tonight. you had 22 1/2 was your score, bristol palin only had an 18. so, what do you make of that? what do you think the reason of that? her mother carries a gun? >> i think so. even she carries a gun, i believe. >> jimmy: we have video now, you guys dancing last night. and what is the dance you did last night? what do you call that? >> it's -- it's the quick step, homage to the silent films. >> jimmy: in retrospect do you think the was a bad idea to dance like hitler for this particular dance? [ cheers and applause ] >> i was a combination of hitler and charlie chaplin. >> jimmy: oh, charlie chaplin. all right. >> my goodness. >> jimmy: kym, two-time "dancing with the stars" champion, which means this is entirely joey's f

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: well, that's very nice. thank you.ou, cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. this is a big night and i'm glad you are enthusiastic because the first lady, michelle obama is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you don't have any candy, because she can smell it on you. [ laughter ] having the first lady here is a big deal for us. you know, we had lady gaga, we had lady antebellum, but this is the first first lady we've had on the show. the first lady is here on the show to encourage us to vet early. it's great, because it's important that everyone makes their voices heard. and b, on election day, you don't have to spend the morning inside an old lady's garage. you know, democrats are more likely to vote early than republicans. most republicans are opposed, because they believe that voting starts at conception -- is that how it -- [ laughter ] might have mixed -- i may be mixing two things up, but i do know that -- [ applause ] studies show that vo

tomorrow night, colin farrell will be here, but emmy-winning jimmy fallon coming up now! jimmy!se ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. that is the crowd that i told you, higgins. thank you so much, everybody. i'm your host, jimmy fallon, and i just -- [ cheers and applause ] i just want to go on record as saying that i, too, love big bird. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys see this during last night's debate? mitt romney said that he loves big bird. which was even more awkward since the question was "can you explain your tax plan?" [ laughter ] after months of build-up, last night was the first presidential debate at the university of denver. of course, a lot of big

>> i'm -- i'm not, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah.of course. >> but i admire the athleticism. phenomenal. >> jimmy: oh yeah, well, they're good. >> my sons are big football fans. >> jimmy: oh, you brought -- you brought the kids over there? but what -- what sports are you into? >> [ coughs ] excuse me. >> jimmy: oh, please. >> just hit me on the back. >> jimmy: sure, yeah, no problem. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: please don't hit me back. [ laughter ] you're a big guy. yeah, yeah. what sports -- >> speaking of sports -- yes, i was an amateur boxer when i was a kid. >> jimmy: you were an amateur boxer? so what -- like, who got you started? your dad? >> it was at mass one sunday -- the local parish priest. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that. yeah, yeah -- the priest. >> he announced from the pulpit, like, "we're gonna start a boxing club. on mondays, wednesdays and fridays, send your kids up to --" >> jimmy: yeah, so they'd stay out of trouble and -- >> yeah, that was exactly it. and all of us arrived on this parochial hall on a m

jimmy fallon, the emmy winner, coming up next. jimmy!and applause ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel the love, i appreciate it. thank you very much. welcome, welcome you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon" everybody. here's what people are talking about. there's a new video of mitt romney that's making the rounds. apparently he was visiting a restaurant in florida. and the chef kept wiping the sweat off romney's face for him. and it's kind of weirded him out a little bit. take a look at this video. watch this guy. weird. why did he -- whoa, whoa! that's creepy, right? looks like romney was about to go all nicki minaj on that dude. i'll knock that bitch out. mitt romney continues making campaign stops across the country this week, including one in iowa where he outlined a new plan

♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you for coming.i, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for coming tonight. very exciting. i have to tell you something, i'm glad you're in a good mood because you're here on a very good night. very talented musician, josh turner, is with us tonight. as is the exceptionally funny aziz ansari. [ applause ] and even though it isn't christmas, we will be visited by the little girl known as honey boo boo child tonight. [ cheers and applause ] honey boo boo and her mama june are in the building. they have a show in case you don't know on tlc, discovered on the show "toddlers and tiaras," you know, it's funny. if you told me five years ago i'd be interviewing a 7-year-old beauty pageant contestant and her mother, i would have assumed that my show got canceled and i'd fallen on hard times. that's not it is case. we have fallen on very soft times here. honey and mommy boo boo on the local news this morn iing here l.a. on channel 5, ktla, suffice it to say they didn't disappoint. >> she's an everyday child. she

>> no. >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> jimmy: why not?] >> jimmy: he really does. what is going on with that? why -- is that a thing in england we don't know about? that middle hair thing he does? >> i don't know. you know what? he does this thing with his blow driebackstage, he blow dries it and goes like this and he's good. >> jimmy: so you have seen him blow dry his hair. >> like 30 million times. >> jimmy: really? you share a dressing room? why are you watching him? is there something going on between you and simon we don't know about? >> we're twins. no, we have a like a green room, so we all kind of share one big dressing room. >> jimmy: wow. that's surprising. i would think like simon would have his own portable castle that he had. >> he has his own portable oxygen tank. >> jimmy: does laelly? >> no. >> jimmy: no. i think britney would have her own bounce house she would be in with her children. >> if she did, i would be in it. >> jimmy: and no problems between you? because we're seeing they're make a thing out of this on "american

>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: he did have fun.uillermo was backstage interviewing some of the winners as they came off the stage but after, i don't know how many years now of interviewing celebrities face to face, i decided to try something new. here is guillermo and some of the winners of the primetime emmy awards, back-to-back. ♪ >> ahh! >> hi, how are you, mr. eric stone -- >> street. >> street? >> yeah, stonestreet, put them together. >> oh. how many fingers am i holding up right now? >> feels like two. >> you are smart and good actor, too. >> thank you, guillermo. >> thank you very much mr. eric -- streetstone? >> no, stonestreet. >> oh, stonestreet. i hope you get drunk tonight. >> thank you very much. >> thank you very much. all right, all right. hi, how are you? >> i'm really well. so, tell me, what's next for claire? >> danes. >> danes, yeah. >> hi, mr. louis c.k.? >> that's me. >> how do you spell your name? >> louis c.k. >> yeah, c-k. >> how do you spell it? >> c-k, like -- >> hi, how are you? >> good, guillermo, how ar