but "jimmy fallon" is happening now. jimmy, take it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's a great new york city crowd right there. looking good. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about. this whole spying scandal at the white house is not going away. in fact, it was just announced that president obama will meet up with a group of regular americans to hear their concerns about the white house surveillance program. or more accurately, rehear them. [ laughter ] more political news. a new report predicts that the senate's immigration bill will reduce the deficit by $200 billion. when they heard that, even republicans were like, "hola!" [ laughter ] did you guys see

but, jimmy fallon happening right now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there! that's the crowd you want. new york city crowd right there. welcome, everybody, to "late night -- with jimmy fallon." we're gonna have fun tonight. we are gonna have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome. thank you for watching at home. hey, guys, this is what everyone's talking about. disney world, you guys like disney world? [ cheers and applause ] well, it's raising the price of its tickets. [ audience ohs ] [ boos ] which means that a family -- a family of four will now pay almost $400 to visit the park for one day. [ audience ohs ] which explains that new vacation pl

but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. great new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, my gosh. you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. well, everybody's talking about this. this is big news. on saturday, kim kardashian and kanye west welcomed their new baby girl. very, very nice. [ applause ] congratulations. today, i saw kanye wearing a shirt that said, "world's greatest dad." [ light laughter ] he didn't get it as a gift. he bought it for himself. [ laughter ] but still, it's just very -- and kim said that she's just glad the baby is healthy, happy and was born before kate middleton's baby. [ laughter ] so, i just -- did you

but, "jimmy fallon," happening right now. jimmy!ause ] ♪ >> that sign says "applesauce." [ laughter ] no, no, no, shh, shh, shh. i'm kidding. it says "applause." gav? [ cheers and applause ] good, there you go. now, could you do me a favor gav? can you flick that one? just flick it? there you go. [ cheers and applause ] all right. now, remember you're all a big part of the show so the better you are the better jimmy is. okay, now you see this lovely woman over here. good. yeah. she's giving me this sign. and it's we're on in 10 seconds so, ready to have a good time? all right. this is exciting isn't it? >> here we go guys, in 5-4-3 -- >> announcer: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much! welcome! that's a great new york city crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybod

"jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy!heers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah, thank you, roots. oh, welcome everybody. how you guys feeling? feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." everybody welcome, welcome. here's what people are talking about. anthony weiner -- [ light laughter ] he is running for mayor here in new york city. well, he's apparently holding a fund-raiser next week called "women for anthony." [ laughter ] it's $100 per seat and $200 for a photo, but he's recommending to get -- he's recommending to get the package deal. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] [ applause ] what is it, anthony? women for anthony? >> steve: women for anthony. >> jimmy: why isn't it women for weiner? [ laughter ] >> steve: probably because that's a mouthful.

i am super musical, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i'm super musical. >> jimmy: i mean, if i thinkah, yeah. >> well you heard -- you know, you heard my theme song. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ julianne julianne, julianne ♪ >> the roots played my -- ♪ julianne julianne, julianne julianne moore ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that's a song that -- [ light laughter ] julianne and her adorable family singing to each other. >> the christmas day marshmallows, our family band. >> jimmy: that's the name of your band. >> very cool band. >> jimmy: the christmas day marsh -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i me, edgy band. >> very, very. >> jimmy: very edgy band. >> oh, cutting edge. toeless, too. we're all toeless. >> jimmy: toeless. yeah. [ laughter ] the whole -- the family's learned their lesson. >> that's right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but you haven't -- bart, your husband, is a very talented screenwriter. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you guys have a couples song? >> we do. we do. you know huey lewis? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. [ cheers ] huey lewis and the news? >> jimmy: and the news. >> yeah. >> jimmy: both togeth

but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy!e: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. thank you. thanks, everybody. hey, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling? [ cheers and applause ] great. great new york city crowd. welcome, you guys. here's what people are talking about. this is a big deal. verizon has just finalized a $1 billion deal to stream all nfl games to cell phones. so, good news. if it's sunday and your dad is screaming in the bathroom, it might not be as bad as you think. [ laughter ] this isn't good, you guys. there are reports that major league baseball is planning to suspend 20 players, including a-rod, for using performance-enhancing drugs. which raises a lot of questions, like don't you have

jimmy fallon happening now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i feel the love! thank you so much! welcome! welcome, everyone! that's a great new york city crowd right there. welcome, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have fun tonight. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here's what people are talking about. homeland security secretary janet napolitano -- the person in charge of our national security -- she recently said she doesn't e-mail, text or tweet. so remember, if you see something, say something. [ laughter ] because there's literally no other way she'll get the message. [ applause ] so if there's a pressing national emergency -- if there's an emer

>> jimmy: yeah. >> no. >> jimmy: swear. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the back room?le. >> they sold other things. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah -- it's not -- it's very interesting. >> but anyway, yeah, i was there and i was working the front door and the back door was another guy trying to be an actor, by the way. and he was working on this one-man show he was gonna star in, and we're all like, "good luck with that, man." that'll do real well. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >> and then, a year later, chazz's show, "a bronx tale" came out. >> jimmy: oh, my god. it was chazz palminteri? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he was the bouncer? >> he was the bouncer. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and i ended up doing "rocky iv," so -- >> jimmy: both things in your life sort of changed at -- yeah, it was a lucky year. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that's cool. i mean, of course, my gosh, "rocky iv." and i gotta say "expendables 2," that was the last time i saw you here. congratulations, that was a giant hit. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: i think, between the two -- [ applause ] yeah, we love it. it's so fun. they're

>> jimmy: yeah -- >> yeah, i watched it. >> jimmy: you did?ecause i love ice hockey. >> jimmy: good for you, man. [ laughter ] >> tariq: yeah, ice hockey's my jam. you know that. >> jimmy: yeah, good for you. that's great. >> tariq: man, overtime. triple overtime. the game lasted longer than -- i can't think of anything. but hey, you're the joke man, right? i mean -- >> jimmy: i'm the joke man? >> tariq that's your job, yeah. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: all right, man. >> tariq: yeah, well, i guess i'm gonna get going. see you later. higgins! >> steve: hey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check this out. ever since the government's spying scandal was exposed, sales of the novel "1984," have jumped 6,000% on amazon. yeah. "1984" shows how scary it would be if a society tracked everything you did. and if you want to read it, you just buy it on a website that tracks everything you do. [ laughter ] my mother's maiden name? password? my dog's name? [ light laughter ] my dog's password? [ light laughter ] my dog's mother's name? [ light laughter ] i thou

but jimmy fallon happening right now! jimmy!d applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. wow. thank you. that's what i'm talking about right there. great new york city crowd, right there. that's the excitement you get from new york city. that's the excitement you get. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome, and thank you for watching at home. >> audience member: i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too. here's what everybody's talking about. everybody saw the big game last night. it was crazy. the bruins and the blackhawks played three overtimes in game one of the stanley cup right here on nbc. it went on forever, but on the bright side it gave nbc i

that's what it is. >> jimmy: "late night." >> no. >> jimmy: "-- with jimmy fallon." >> only to you ise you going on?" what do you think i said? "oh, i'm going on late show night --" i'm going on "fallon"! it's "fallon." you call the show of the guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> so, when you move to "the tonight show" -- and congratulations on "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. it's an honor. >> but it's not "the tonight show." >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> you know what it is? it's "fallon." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's going to be -- >> when i to that show, and i hope to be asked. >> jimmy: please. >> you know what i'm going to say i'm doing that night? i'm on "fallon." >> jimmy: you're not on "the tonight show." >> you're not on "the tonight show." you're on "fallon." >> jimmy: it's the name. >> every comic -- it's just the guy. i'm on "carson," i'm on "leno," i'm on "kimmel." we don't know the names of the shows. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] it's just confusing. it's confusing to me, too. >> you guys roll into this politi

>> jimmy: papa! >> jimmy: speaking backwards?hter ] that wasn't in reverse, you just said zeeb zarb. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the number three, for being a 90-degree turn away from inappropriate. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's like three ways, too. >> jimmy: i don't know what it looks like. >> steve: you pick your inappropriate with that one. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ghosts, for being the sequel to people. [ laughter ] that was a thinker. ♪ >> steve: oh, yeah! >> jimmy: that was a thinker. yeah. ♪ thank you, yearbook, for being a great way to remind me of all the ways in which i didn't get involved. [ laughter ] >> steve: nope, nope. >> jimmy: nope. >> steve: spanish club? >> jimmy: nope. oh, photobombed that one. ♪ thank you, justin bieber's pants, for being number one at making it look like you just went number two. [ laughter ] there you have it! those are my "thank you notes." [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with neil patrick harris, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's better, saving a

>> jimmy, he doesn't need to. >> jimmy: he doesn't need to. [ laughter ] >> he's already -- >> jimmy: darn it. we got you in trouble last time you were here. >> you did. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> a little bit. yeah, i was on your show before the basketball season. and we had a little debate about knicks/nets. >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause the brooklyn nets were a brand new team in new york. >> exactly. and i happened to be moving to brooklyn, so i was a little emphatically pro-brooklyn. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was little, should we say, down on -- not the knicks themselves, but the administration there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> little critical. >> jimmy: good for you. >> well, i took a stand. jimmy, i took a stand. >> jimmy: it's a free country, man. >> but sometimes in life, taking a stand is a mistake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> and let me tell you why. because i'm watching the nets, and i really -- they had a great season. it was really fun. i went to barclays center. it's phenomenal. it really is. you should go. but i did find myself switching the channel a lot and watching a little bi

but, jimmy fallon happening right now! jimmy!ause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. thank you, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome. we're gonna have a good time. here's what people are talking about. this is crazy -- last night was a crazy night for tv last night. it was great. so much going on. it was the tonys, the second game of the nba finals and the season finale of "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] i knew i was switching between too fast. i was like did neil patrick harris just dunk on king joffrey? [ laughter ] it was actually pretty funny at the tony awards. host neil patrick harris actually kissed the dog from the musical, "annie." [ audi

i am very close to jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: i know. >> and i like you, but i think i like jimmy betterand you haven't been a good iend to me. >> jimmy: i know, i know. he's your friend. >> he's actually my friend. i invited this guy over to my house. he hasn't invited -- he hasn't reciprocated one bit. >> jimmy: what're you talking about? i went over your house. >> you're going to have to -- >> jimmy: in fact, i went over to your house for party for jimmy kimmel. >> that's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how rude is that? why don't you throw me a party? that's why i went over to your house for barbecue for jimmy kimmel. >> but you haven't reciprocated yet. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> you don't invite me to anything. >> jimmy: i don't do anything. >> listen -- >> jimmy: i do boring stuff. >> jimmy invites -- >> jimmy: i play video games all day. you want come over to my house and play video games? >> you know, i really do like you better, actually, now that i think about it. you don't bother me so much. jimmy's looking to do stuff -- but no, i'm rooting for both of you. you're both gre

jimmy kimmel live. tonight, anna paquin, and nascar champion, brad keselowski, the finale of "the baby bachelor." and music from muse. with cleto and the cletones. and now, batten the hatches, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello everyone, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ applause ] >> jimmy: who is ready to let love in tonight? anyone? [ applause ] >> jimmy: good, good, good, big night for the sports fan, game seven of the nba finals between the miami heat and the san antonio spurs. you know, when a series reaches game seven, both teams are winners for going so far. but in the actual concrete way, only one team is the winner, one is the loser. game seven is actually happening while we're taping this show. but i can't tell you how it ended. i can tell you how it started. it started tight at zero. there is a lot going on in the news right now with the game and the drones and -- game of drones, i guess, but -- that makes this an excellent time to go out on holly

>> sure, jimmy.recordsetter.com that lets anyone anywhere set their own records. >> jimmy: it's like guinness, but you don't really care. >> well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like -- you do whatever you want to do. whatever you want to do. it doesn't have to be -- whatever trick you want to do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: whatever record you want to set, you can do it. you can do it at home. send in video just give you proof. >> yup. >> jimmy: and they will be a record setter. >> that's it. >> jimmy: that's my favorite. i love you guys. [ laughter ] the first world record tonight is "fastest 20 hadoukens." [ laughter ] this is the fastest time for 20 people to impersonate ryu from street fighter. 'cause it's video game week. so i'm going to start off with this one and we have a bunch of ryu's here to join me. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] all right. danny and corey. get your clocks ready. >> we are ready. are you ready? ready, set, go! ♪ >> hadouken! ♪ >> hadouken! ♪ >> hadouken! ♪ >> hadouken! ♪ >> hadouken! ♪

jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy!> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody! how you doing? [ applause ] you're doing good? oh, welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. so, michael douglas had an interesting weekend. [ laughter ] michael douglas was doing some interviews promoting his new movie, "behind the candelabra" with matt damon. and during some of the interviews, apparently he claimed that he got his throat cancer, which he beat, from years of giving women oral sex. [ laughter ] or as catherine zeta-jones put it, "how about we just say smoking?" [ laughter ] that's right. promoting the movie, "behind the candelabra," and says he got throat cancer from giving oral sex. then matt damo

and now, furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very nice.i there. i'm jimmy kimmel, the host of the show. thank you for watching. and thank you for showing up. they say that's half the battle. i'm glad you're enthusiastic tonight. this is a -- you know, this weekend many of our nation's high school students will go to prom. is it go to prom or is it go to the prom? i guess we'll never know. anyway. this is pretty great. "time" magazine published president obama's prom photos. there he is. with a friend and their dates. the girls in kenya are very good looking. obama is 17 years old here. he's the only one not holding champagne. that's called plausible deniability. the girl on the right side of the screen is his date, herb name is megan hughes. here's another photo. the other two are his friends kelly and greg. he seems so happy back then. like he was allowed to eat junk food or something. almost looks like he took two women to the prom and greg is crashing the threesome, right? kelly is the one who gave the photos to "time." she also gave th

. >> oh, jimmy? >> jimmy: what? >> i recorded some really great slow-mo, high-def footage of the chase on the phone. >> jimmy: oh. oh, thanks. i appreciate that. >> no problem. >> jimmy: come on, guys. thank you guys so much. thanks. [ cheers and applause ] i'll call you back, okay? all right. mom, i have to go. yeah, no, a guy stole the phone. do you understand? all right. thank you. our guest tonight is one of the biggest movie stars on this and several other planets. he is a grammy-winning recording artist whose parents never really understood. his new movie is called "after earth." >> now, i am giving you an order -- to turn around and return to this ship. >> you wouldn't give any other ranger that order! >> you are not a ranger. and i am giving you that order. >> you're wrong! i'm not a coward! you're the coward! i am not a coward! >> kitai. >> jimmy: please welcome will smith! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> hey! >> jimmy: how you doing? >> whoa. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. >

jimmy fallon happening now! jimmy! ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. welcome, everybody. thank you! thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. we have chris christie and chef mario batali on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it's so great to have a guest who's so passionate about food and it's an honor to have mario batali here as well. [ laughter and applause ] hey guys, i thought this was cool. hillary clinton joined twitter this week. [ cheers ] pretty cool. and right after her first tweet, president obama tweeted her his own welcome to her. it was very nice. it looks like things are

>> jimmy: very good. >> or as they call you on nbc the other jimmy. >> jimmy: is what they call me? believe -- >> jimmy: it's better than the fat jimmy. >> no, no, no, no you're great. i was looking at the monologue and thinking you are corseted during the monologue. are you corseted now? >> jimmy: no. corsets are for old people, i use spanx. it's an entirely different thing. >> you are such a pro. i was watching you. the height of professionalism. you come out here. you're funny. you're free. and you know, just five minutes before he came out he found out that leno is coming to abc and -- >> jimmy: what? >> oh, my goodness. you didn't hear? look, 12:30 is going to be lots of fun. >> jimmy: where do you stand on that? you are happy to see jay leno go. true? >> not true at all, i love jay. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. >> jimmy: why don't i believe that? would you be willing to submit to a polygraph test. >> absolutely, do you have one on you? >> jimmy: no, but we'll get one. >> what is your beef with jay leno. >> jimmy: what's your beef? that's his thing, not my thing. i don't have a be

>> jimmy: yeah, i think we are. okay. >> lame! >> jimmy: he does have excellent form.ds today, i don't understand them at all. and one more thing, another week has come to a close and it is time, as is tradition for a weekly tribute to the fcc where we beep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> good evening. we're beginning tonight with breaking news. barack obama has just [ bleep ] the acting head of the irs. >> a group of bleep lovers had a search and rescue. >> they're coming on my [ bleep ]. >> our administration has to make sure we're working hand in hand with [ bleep ] to get this thing [ bleep ]. >> i still get a kick out of it when he [ bleep ] my ass. i'm right outside the fox studios right now here on 67th street and i'm [ bleep ] for free. >> one play embodied last season for the jets. mark sanchez's butt [ bleep ] on thanksgiving. >> thank you so much for coming on the show. great [ bleep ]. >> she was terrified when she saw what looked like a little boy sitting on the bathroom sink watch her take a [ bl

♪ >> jimmy: hello there. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of your show.hank you for watching, thank you for joining us here tonight in beautiful hollywood, california. hey, i have a question for you. who's ready to have their every erotic fantasy fulfilled? [ cheers and applause ] looks like you have your work cut out for you tonight, guillermo. game three of the nba finals between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat took place in texas tonight. but the big stories are from football. this morning, the new england patriots signed tim tebow, apparently, they needed a virgin to sacrifice to the football gods. tebow fit the bill perfectly. and the other story involves chad johnson, formerly known as chad ochocinco, who got thrown in jail for a very unusual reason. he was in court. he was answering a probation violation stemming from a domestic violence charge. the judge agreed to a plea deal that would allow him to do community service instead of jail time. but right before everything was settled the judge told him he should thank his lawyer. chad thanke

now at the buzzer, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us for our game one "game night" special. >> tonight is game one of the nba finals, the san antonio spurs visit the miami heat, game one is important, because historically the winner of game one goes into game two having won the first game. [ laughter ] heat went seven games with the pacers, whereas spurs swept the grizzlies in four, earned nine days' rest as a result. rest is good. sometimes too much rest works against you. this is tony parker after game four. this is tony after ten days off. you see his jersey literally exploded after he put it on. there is a funny moment after game seven month the. heat forward shane battier rode the bench during that game but he made himself useful anyway. watch him here just behind lebron james. he decided to towel lebron off. also mops him. that's what you do when you have an endorsement deal with bed, bath and beyond, i guess. [ laughter ] i don't know why i love that. but

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us for our game one "game night" special. and i want to say i give a special thanks to our friends at samsung mobile. thanks to them, this show tonight is brought to you almost commercial-free. we'll only stop for one break tonight. and the rest of the time, i'm just going to sit here and stare at you in a weird way. [ laughter ] tonight is game one of the nba finals, the san antonio spurs visit the miami heat. game one is important because historically the winner of game one goes into game two having won the first game. [ laughter ] the heat went seven games with the pacers, where as the spurs swept the grizzlies in four and earned nine days off as a result. and rest is good, but sometimes too much rest works against a team. spurs guard tony parker, for instance -- now, this is tony from game four. and this is tony after ten days off. [ laughter ] see? his jersey literally exploded when he put it on. there was a funny moment during game s

>> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes, wesley?: i think that's brave of you to say. >> i have something else to say. >> jimmy: what's that? >> pfffftt. >> jimmy: coming up on "the baby bachelor" wesley travels to meet the girls' families. >> you have another girl, that's bad. >> no, it's not bad. >> will gabrielle's sister drive a wedge between about wesley and his potential bride? >> this is the hardest choice of my life. >> jimmy: find out next time on "the baby bachelor." coming up on the show, the spelling bee champion. music from the lonely island with alanis morissette. do you like how your hair is? we'll be right back with jonah hill from the movies. [ cheers and applause ] ,, we're here at the famous tapia brothers produce stand where we've switched their fruits and veggies with produce from walmart. it's a fresh-over. that's great. tastes like you just picked them. so far, it's about the best strawberry i've had this year. walmart works directly with growers to get you the best-quality produce they've ever had. all this p

it's insane, jimmy.ow. >> jimmy: it's a fun show. yeah. >> it's really good fun. never in my wildest dreams did i envision it would be ten seasons later. it's funny 'cause the kids turn and i say do you want to be on the show? and they go i was watching this show since i was nine. i'm, like, nine? >> jimmy: does it make you feel old? >> a dinosaur. >> jimmy: oh, no. hilarious. but, this season you went all over. auditions were everywhere. where are they? >> we did all over. we went to memphis, detroit, boston. we did everything. i did this thing where i walked down the line, and this is the first time that i have ever met any of the kids. and i do silly dances with them. and i eat their breakfast and get in the sleeping bags and deal with that stuff. >> jimmy: that's nice, it's fun. >> sometimes it's fun. sometimes it's not so fun. >> jimmy: really? >> it varies sometimes. sometimes i do stupid stuff. >> jimmy: like what? cat don't be stupid. stupid. don't be stu. >> that was a good one. >> jimmy: thank

>> yeah. >> jimmy: during the olympics. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why?e got there, it didn't really don on me until time was drawing near. and i was just like, "whose idea was this?" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't get around. >> "get these bicycles out of the way!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly, there were so many things. it was insane, but you did it, and you pulled it off. i mean, and you have a new villain. and you said, like, it's all about the villain in these movies. who is the villain in this? >> luke evans -- >> jimmy: luke evans is great in this. >> super cool guy, by the way. >> jimmy: and you brought michelle rodriguez back from the dead. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know, it was a mistake, when she went. i mean, she's so authentic and she's just cool as hell. >> jimmy: i'm afraid of her. >> yeah, you should be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i should be, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> she's a sweetheart, but she's -- it's good having her back. like, immediately, the response was like -- >> jimmy

called vina del mar. >> jimmy: okay. >> try to say that. >> jimmy: vin demar. >> not bad. >> jimmy: somethinge ocean basically is what this is. >> somehow an oxymoron, right? >> jimmy: do you remember the people who finished ahead of you in the economy thinking? >> no, but i remember the judges, ricky martin was there he was my judge. >> jimmy: did he vote for you? >> he better, he said he did. >> jimmy: well, you know what you should do, find those people and destroy them. [ laughter ] >> not ricky. >> jimmy: not ricky, that is nice. what are you going to do after next week? what's your plan? >> me and my son are going to become groupies, we're going to brazil to watch my man play, for barcelona. >> jimmy: wow. >> and me and my son are going to be chasing him all over brazil. >> jimmy: very nice. well, it's great to see you. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] it is "the voice," two-part finale, shakira everybody. monday and tuesday night on nbc. be right back with jay baruchel. [ cheers and applause ] head & shoulders and old spice are now together in one bottle. so we're always 100% f

one more. >> we got this, jimmy! >> jimmy: we need a happy ending to this. >> jimmy!. it's getting worse. [ cheers and applause ] chris rock sneaks it in. let's look at the instant replay. oh, you can see he comes in and banks it in with no defender whatsoever. unbelievable. "grown ups 2" opens on july 12. we're gonna meet you all later tonight at our regular time. good night, everybody. >> dicky: from hollywood, it is "jimmy kimmel live," plus, metta world peace. and now, here is jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] we're on early tonight. game four tonight between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat. game four provides a critical bridge between game four and five. some believe you can't have a game five without four. you know, the nba made an announcement that could change the way we watch these guys, next season for the first time ever they will allow advertising on the court. teams will be able to present time on the court, it will be just like nascar but with a lot more black people. the plan is expected to net the nba over $100 million in revenue next year

>> jimmy: will it be armed?he point of having a tank if it is not armed? >> i'm thinking of a little machine gun, something like that. >> jimmy: that is the greatest ever, and are you going to drive it? >> no, this is a lawn tank, i'm trying to find a practical reason, but i really can't. >> jimmy: i think that will be good for you. i also want to ask you about this. because this is a notorious photograph that you took from your race car during a race. >> i was stopped. i'm just going to go ahead and say that. i know there is a mom watching -- oh, my god, he took a picture. so i was stopped. there is a giant fire ball out there. this driver was competing. he kind of lost control of his car, and he hit a jet drier, like an engine full of jet fuel, so i was stopped. biggest race of the year, daytona 500, so i thought well, i have my phone with me here, let me get it out. >> jimmy: you carry your phone. and do people call and text you when you're racing? >> absolutely, all the time. what really drives me crazy, the

>> yes. >> jimmy: is it serious? >> no. >> jimmy: it's not?she know about -- does she like your arm farting? >> she does it too. >> jimmy: a match made in heaven. wow, if you guys ever had kids, imagine the noises that would come out. do you feel that arm farting is your right as an american? >> yes. >> jimmy: sure, and to have that right taken away, well, it is a crime. isn't it? are you ready to do this? do you want to do it? all right, you're all prepared. you have a special presentation, this is what you would have done at the school talent show, correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, very good, go back behind the curtain, i'm going to introduce you. get in your position, get ready. all right, this is it. now, ladies and gentlemen, jimmy kimmel live talent presents "body farts". >> arm pit fart. [ loud noises ] >> jimmy: oh, look, you have an assistant. >> leg fart. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like this, oh, this one needs some external moisture. now, what is this going to be? >> neck fart. >> jimmy: can you hear that? [ cheers and

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, maggie gyllenhaal, dean norris, miss utah marissa powell, and music from empire of the sun. with cleto and the cletones. and now, your friend and mine, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as you know, game six of the nba finals between the miami heat and san antonio spurs happened tonight at the american airlines arena in miami. we do not know the outcome of that game because it is being played right now as we tape this show. either the heat remained alive or the spurs are the champions, which according to a survey by public policy polling is the outcome most people want. 72% of the people want to spurs to win, only 23 favored the heat. this is a very significant poll, they found that mitt romney supporters overwhelmingly liked the spurs, mitt romney supporters, and they found that african-americans and latinos prefer the heat, and the vegans and vegetarians support th

>> yeah. >> jimmy: will he miss it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, let's find out.es closed there. i think we have one more. >> what is your name, where are you from? >> spider-man, i'm from new york city. >> and tell us something about yourself. >> i have super powers, because i was bitten by a radioactive spider. >> okay, let's see if it helps with basketball. >> jimmy: all right, will spider-man make this shot? we know he is athletic, but i don't think he has a lot of time for sports, well, let's find out. oh! >> good job. >> jimmy: spider-man -- with the bank, and nothing -- [ cheers and applause ] chris messina is here, we have music from jimmy eat world, and we'll be right back with lil wayne. what's better, saving a bunch or not saving at all? [ kids ] a bunch! what would you buy with all this money you saved? i'd buy a change-o machine so i could change my brother into a puppy. change-o machine? couldn't you just buy an actual puppy? but if my brother's a puppy i could bring him to show and tell and say, "here's my puppy brother!" well when you say it like t

here is jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi everyone, thank you for watching. kids are in bed. let's get this party started, shall we? you know, this is our second show of the night tonight, earlier we had a show before game 4 of the nba finals, you have seen the san antonio spurs with the miami heat, they beat them by 36 points, the spurs coach, greg popovich, he doesn't have time for nonsense and certainly won't reveal any inside strategy. and tonight, he gets the support. >> what are you asking for your defense on him? >> i can't tell you that. >> okay. [ applause ] >> good talking to you, doris. well, that was a great interview by any standard, this one is even better, this is from a mixed martial arts event, somehow i missed the first 56 of these, held in duluth, georgia, one fight was between cliff thompson and doug usher. he gave this interview. >> i am standing here with a cliff thompson, i know that was a tough one for you, brother, give me your thoughts on the fight. oh -- yeah. yeah -- no, this is -- >> he did give us his thoughts. in a roundabout way. [ applause ] >

>> jimmy: no. but you can use the phone in the green room to call your moms. >> all right. >> jimmy: but thanks for coming. it's nothing personal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. we're going to spray for nerds. but when we come back we're going to play a fun new game called hit or miss in honor of the nba finals. plus lil wayne, chris messina and music from jimmy eat world. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] degree antiperspirant does more for you, so you can do more. ♪ ♪ only degree has motionsense activated by your movement, the more you move the more it protects. ♪ do more. ♪ degree. it won't let you down. theit's four times the sony 4k tv, it wasdetail of hd. my eyes. colors become richer. details become clearer. which for a filmmaker, changes everything. because now there are no more barriers between the world that i see and the ones i can show you. the sony 4k ultra hd tv. hey guys. oh, hey. aiden was just showing me around the grounds. he's definitely g

but "jimmy fallon" happening right now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was very nice, thank you. that's what i'm talking about right there. that's a great new york city crowd right there. making some noise. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheering ] i love you, too. makes me feel good. thanks, guys. here's what people are talking about. another scandal at the white house. it turns out there's a new -- i know, there's one every day. there's the new report out that the government has been secretly collecting the phone records of verizon customers since april. yeah. i knew something was up when i was, like "you hang up first," and then my wife is, like "no, you hang up first,

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel, i'm host of "the jimmy kimmel show."hanks for coming. it means the world to me. it means everything. you know, we're back tonight for our first night back from a week-long vacation. and you may have noticed, i bought a beard while i was on vacation. [ laughter ] and his name is guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] guillermo and cleto and i, we went on vacation together over the weekend. did you have fun? >> a lot of fun. it was great. >> jimmy: we went to vancouver, which really is one of the greatest cities on the earth. what happened? you ate too much, you feel like? >> i ate too much and i drink too much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. we got home on sunday and yesterday guillermo tweeted this. he said, "good morning, friends. this is terrible. i gained four pounds." [ laughter ] you gained four pounds? we were there like 2 1/2 days. >> i did. i look at the scale and say oh, no. >> jimmy: you know, we may have to electrify your fork. you know twitter isn't your weight watchers diary, right? [ laughter ] guillermo feels th