>> jimmy: hot crowd. >> oh, yes! >> jimmy: no.ere hot! >> trying to keep on living, baby. trying to keep up with it. >> jimmy: let's just talk about it. i mean, "this is us." >> yes. >> jimmy: "black panther." >> i was in that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "saturday night live," you were fantastic. >> oh, man! thank you. >> jimmy: did you have fun doing "snl?" >> that was the best time ever. i realize what the secret ingredient is. you exhaust the host. [ laughter ] you make them run on pure fumes. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> and then you don't have time to overthink it. >> jimmy: no. >> you just go out there and have the time of your life. and the cast is so talented. >> jimmy: you just crushed it. >> the writers are so dope. i just had a wonderful time. >> jimmy: you really have -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: and also, then you're in the time 100. >> yes. >> the 100 most influential people. that's you. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, this is -- hot, hot! [ laughter ] i'm telling you, you are hot, man. >> i appreciate that, man.

jimmy baseball. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, lifeguards.in nds of a 16-year-old, c+ student named kevin. [ laughter and applause ] are you drowning? or are you just swimming weird? [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, n statue of soccer star cristiano ronaldo, for being how i expect to look in every selfie. [ laughter ] and thank you, old statue of cristiano ronaldo, for being how i actually look. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: this is weird. >> jimmy: they didn't get the statue that wrong. e.e old it did look like a human head. >> steve: yeah. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, sunscreen, for only having two spf levels, useless and impenetrable rtress. er and applause ] stay away. space force. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, weed whacker, for making it sound like i just t a mafia hit out on my lawn. [ laughter and applause ] want me weeds?care of those >> steve: oh, hey. >> jimmy: want me to take care of those weeds? [ applause ] ♪ thank you, soccer refs, giving a yellow card for looking like you just won a game of uno. [ laughter ]pp [ cheers anduse ]

yes. >> jimmy: "fallon kingdom." >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's just genius. >> yes. >> jimmy:s exciting. it's bigger. it's more action-packed. it's scarier. >> yes. >> jimmy: who is the director on this? >> j.a. bayona. >> jimmy: yeah. and he did the -- what was it? "the orphanage?" >> yeah. he did "the orphanage." he did "a monster calls", "the impossible." >> jimmy: no, no, no. i get scared too even just by saying those titles. [ laughter ] -- freak me out. but he's -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: so it's a mix of the jurassic stuff but also spooky stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how would they -- how would the set be scary? how would he -- >> well, i mean, he's kind of like -- he brings the whole spielbergian, intense like scary suspenseful. but then, ultimately very poignant and emotional. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and meaningful. you know? so kind of what he brings to this franchise. and he wanted the acting to be very real. we wanted it to seem really grounded. because, of course, we're dealing with a world, you know, where dinosaurs and human beings are co-existing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so you

, jimmy?> questlove: jimmy, the answer may surprise you. >> jimmy: thrpanswer may se you. yeah, thank you. ♪ [ buzzer ] [ laught ] [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: jimmy, it's true. can we please see that again in slow motion? >> what was that? >> jimmy: what was that? i got hit -- as.on't know what that >> that was mustaches. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mustaches? >>eah. let me see it. ugh, real mustaches. [ laughter ]>> uestlove: shaq, you're up next. shaq -- [ light laughter ] true or false. every year, more people are bitten by new yorkers than by sharks. [ laughter ] true or false? >> since, i always watch "shark week", i've neen that fact on "shark week." >> jimmy: well you ever see "shark tank"? >> yes, i've seen "shark tank." >> jimmy: you ever seen anyone bite anyone on "shark tank." >> no, i've never seen mark cuban bite anybody. i'm going to go with f >> questlove: shaq, the answer may surprise you.is >> may suryou. ♪ [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: it's true. can w

>> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: my thas to -- oh, stay there. ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- chris hayes, from "uncle drew," actor and comedian, lil rel howery, music from years & years, featuring the 8g band with joe russo. ♪ [ cheers and applausen] ladies andemen, seth meyer in >> seth: good ev i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? r.cheers and applause ] that's good to h in that case, let's get to the news. well, this weekend sarah huckabee sanders got to do what conservative white women love most, speak with a manager ughter ]

>> jimmy: wow!yeah. and then o'doul's, and we did o'doul's on a outdoor set when it was about 97 degrees, so i was like bread i just -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were just rising? >> i was rising. >> jimmy: yeah. >> as the temperature rose, so did i. >> jimmy: yeah, so did you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here is amy adams in "sharp objects." take a look at this. >> look, i just can't have you here, mrs. preaker. you know, this story gets out in st. louis, suddenly that's all we got known for. we're already the hog killers. >> then publicity could help get you some information. it's worked in other cases. i have a right to be here. and i'll let you do your job if you let me do mine. >> ah. i got no comment. >> on natalie keene, fair enough. but what about the other girl, ann nash? i can ask around and i can get the local version and you can have a say in what gets out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: amy adams, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "sharp objects" premiers jul

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not bad. ♪ it's blake and jimmy >> jimmy: yeah. last one is from christopher, age seven. "hey jimmy, myame is christopher. and i am seven. i like watching your show on th youtube y mummy. i like the funny guy in the glasses. but i don't think it's fair that y get to sit and he doesn't. from -- [ laughter ] plristopher." se ] i think he's talking about you. oh, come on. oh stop it. like you would -- it's good that you stand. i don't know why you have sit. you guys don't want him to sit. do you guys want him to sit in a chair? >> steve: it's nice to sit once in a while. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, please. really? okay. you want a chair? >> steve: please, i'd like to sit in a chair for once in my life. >> jimmy: you want a chair? you want a chair? >> steve: yeah, i'd love one. >> jim: go ahead. go sit down. mr. chair. >> steve: thank you very much. >> jimmy: go for it. yeah, there you go. [ wood breaking ] oh, my goodness. oh. higgins. higgins, are you okay, buddy? >> steve: oh, yeah. i'm fine. k that the chair was just miss

jimmy: okay. wh dierks bentleys on the show tonight. >> steve: a wow. [ chee applause ] >> jimmy: he sent one in. he sent one in -- this is actually -- this is a good one here. can i have a note for this one?♪ ♪ okay, good. okay. me, me, me. all right. [ light laughter ] his song is ♪ don't go cloning disaurs please stick to the chickens and the sheep that you're used to ♪ ♪ i know that you wanna make a t-rex but try herbivores so you don't get eaten so fast ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: @fiddlin'dan. thanyou, buddy. this last one is from @kchouston91. this song is called "iguanodon." iguanodon? is that a -- that's a dinosaur? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: iguanodon. oh, i know what this is, okay. it's called "iguanodon, do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ iguanodon do do do do do iguanodon do do do do ♪ ♪ iguanodon do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do ♪ ♪ do do do do do iguanodon ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ iguanodon do do do do do iguanodon do do do do ♪ ♪ iguan

all right. >> questlove: the next fact is for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. >> questlove: jimmy,r false? >> jimmy: hmm. [ light laughter ] i don't know. i've never tried this. i don't know, man. physically impossible to lick your own -- well, what if you're like gene simmons?ot le a long tongu. you know, or -- it's physically impossible to lick your own elbow. i think that is true. >> questlove: hey, jimmy. >> all: the answer may surprise you. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> questlove: it's false. [ thunder ] okay, so it's time for the final question. and it comes with a twist. excuse me. if you answer incorrectly, both of your minds will be blown. shaq, this conundrum is for you. is it pronounced gif or jif? [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: come on, dude. come on, dude. is it pronounced gif or jif? >> i know you're not talking about the peanut butter. [ laughter ] so you must be talking about technology. i'm going to go with black people say gif. [ laughter ] so it's gif. >> questlove: okay. that's your answer. the answer actually may surprise you, shaq, believe it or not.

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>> jimmy: no.ly, this weekend, the tampa bay rays were playing the seattle mariners when two players on the rays wound up running into each other in a a way that i've never seen before. nobody was hurt, but it got a a little awkward. check this out. >> pops it up. that ball might stay playable. gomez on the run. >> ooh! >> gets there. gomez. through all of that -- [ audience ohs ] that will retire the side. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy: four balls, one strike. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounding great. nice to see you, roots. great to see you, higgins, good to see everybody. i missed you. we've been on break for two weeks. >> steve: two weeks. >> jimmy: we had two weeks off. actually, i've been very, very busy in that two weeks. i had a great time. i had the honor of giving the commencement address at marjorie stoneman douglas high school. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and i -- [ cheers and applause ] it was very

and now, if you're ready, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. happy "bachelorette" night, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i know you're excited. because, well, for those of you who watched "the bachelorette," the bachelorette herself, becca, is here tonight. this is exciting. this has never happened before. tonight becca is going to tell us who she picked, thereby saving us 22 hours of our lives. [ laughter ] but before we get into all that, did you see the game last night, game 2 of the nba finals? golden state warriors beat up on the cleveland cavaliers. not a pretty sight. steph curry set an all-time finals record with nine three-pointers. two of them he shot from the parking lot as he was getting in his car. [ laughter ] the warriors are now up two games to none. but don't tell j.r. smith. he thinks the cavaliers are winning. [ laughter ] did you see what happened? so in the closing seconds of game 1 the score was tied. but for some reason j.r. smith thoug

right now jimmy kimmel. have a good night. >> see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jeff goldblum. from "sorry to bother you," jermaine fowler. jimmy versus senator ted cruz in the blobfish basketball classic. and music from granger smith. and now, and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you had a good father's day weekend. i did not. we'll get to that later. but the president spent his father's day weekend the same way he does every year. he opens a card and says, "who's eric?" [ laughter ] what a week this has been. just when you thought we couldn't go any lower as a nation, we have. i'm sure you've seen the heartbreaking and horrific images of families literally being torn apart thanks to the trump administration and their zero tolerance immigration policy. thousands of children have been taken away fro

jimmy: yeah.> jimmy: but anyways, this is the jam, this is the "summer read." this is what i'm going to waea around the -- like, "what's up, man? how's it going?" >> steve: hey, man, you bone? >> jimmy: what's up? [ laughter ] >> steve: are you boned? immy: you know i'm bonin it, man. yeah, of course. >> steve: all right, blood. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right, blood. "children of blood and bone." ] [ laught so here's how this is going to work. i'm going to read this book and i wa all of us to read it together. so you can go to tonightshow.com/summerreads to find where to get this book, or go to your library >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! yo jimmy: and get a library card. get them for free. and read the book along with -- s.u don't even need frie >> steve: no. [ light laughter ] you got a book. >> jimmy: i'm your friend. i'm reading the book with you. yeah. so you don't need money or friends. [ laughter ] you have neither. >> steve: i have neither. [ laughter ] can i have that copye bo

>> the world, jimmy. >> jimmy: the story of the world. >> no, i -- >> jimmy: what did you weigh as a picture. when i was 7 months old -- and you have to -- well, you know. you are a father. you know this sweet thing and all that kind of is uh. people that don't have kids maybe won'tet this. when i was 7 months old i weighed 30 pounds. >> jimmy: wow! wow. >> and that's -- that's a big old baby. and by the time i was 3 or 4, i became a beanpole. >> jimmy: wow. >> i used to eat sticks of butter like candy bars, my mom >> jimmy: why were they letting you in the refrigerator? >> they didn't. >> jimmy: we do have the picture. is thi the one? that was in the newspaper? >> yeah, there you go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: biggestaby in the county. you're pleasantly plump but not like -- i wouldt thinkike newspaper fat. >> no, that's -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's newspaper fat? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you everhought about making a sequel to "sling blade"? is that something you've ever seriously considerate? >> i don't kn. i think -- sometimes things are better left alone. i mean, i'm not sure wha

>> jimmy: yeah. >> right now. >> jimmy: yes!gent in it, and it's called washer dash balls. they're washer-balls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so she was saying washer-balls. >> washer -- they also make dryer-balls. [ laughter ] well, if you wash your balls -- >> so, that's my daughter. [ laughter and applause ] so, that's my daughter. and part of me thinks -- part of me thinks she does that stuff on purpose. she, like, kind of knows. she's got a really keen sense of humor. >> jimmy: she's funny. >> she's funny. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then she plays like the, "oh, i didn't know." >> jimmy: yeah, of course, yeah. [ laughter ] >> of course. >> jimmy: last time we talked -- you said that you were going to the kentucky derby. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you go this year? >> didn't go this year. just traveling and stuff. i love going. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i didn't get a chance to go this year. i did go last year. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it rained and we did -- i got this great opportunity to -- have you done the kentucky derby parade? it's wond

>> jimmy: i was so late to the party on that. >> really? >> jimmy: i was.se read it. i'm like, "have you guys heard of --" and like, yeah >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where have you been for two year >> so good >> jimmy: phenomenal. >> phenomenal. so, yeah, so i met with them and they sort of offered me ale a producorial hich has been amazing, because i get to use my mom voice. >> jimmy: as a producer? [ laughter ] >> as a producer. >> jimmy: like, how would you do it? >> yeah, i kind of feel like me as a producer and me as a mom are very similar. >> like, i'm very compassionate but very firm. you know? >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like, how would you tell somebody, like,sohey're dointhing they shouldn't be doing. >> that is a really good effort. i think maybe we should put our energy elsewhere. [ laughter and applause ] you compliment them first. >> jimmy: that was perfect. - you've got to lead with you got to lead with the validation. but i use my mom voice in weird plac, like, on the red carpe i used my mom voice recently. >> jimmy: y

>> jimmy: saturday. >> wait, wait, wait. this saturday? >> jimmy: yeah.. >> what time? >> jimmy: what time is it, guillermo? >> guillermo: 5:00. >> jimmy: 5:00 p.m. >> can we make it 6:00? >> jimmy: no it's at 5:00. >> well, then, i'll be there! at halftime! away! >> jimmy: all right. ladies and gentlemen -- ♪ the light knight. i think he may have just -- i'm not sure, but he may have just circumcised himself. [ laughter ] so if you live in houston or you want to be there to see me defeat oscar blobertson, go to this website, get free tickets there. and we'll be happy to see you. are we bringing -- no, we're not going to bring the late knight, right? the late knight will not be in houston with us. we have a good show tonight. we have music from weezer, from "13 reasons why" katherine langford is here, and be right back with kevin costner! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you e plactouplet walgreens. savis for dad this father's day. day. ♪ ♪ don't juggle your home life and work life without it. business financing to help grow your b

in fact, not at all. >> jimmy: not at all? >> no. >> jimmy: hm.lobfish capable of mastering basic basketball fundamentals? like blocking out free throw shooting, et cetera? >> nope. >> jimmy: is there anything else that you can tell us about blobfish that might be important? >> well, sure. blobfish are adapted to the extreme deep sea environment. basically the deep sea is cold. it's dark. and it's characterized -- >> jimmy: like ted cruz's soul? [ laughter ] >> and it's characterized by extremely high pressure. so in order to compensate for the high pressure, it has soft bones. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> very few muscles. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> it is composed primarily of gelatinous flesh. >> jimmy: that is ted, all right. thank you, doctor. i think i've learned everything i need to know. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, dr. sandy trautwein. if you live in houston or want to go to houston to see me take down timmy blobfish cruz, i will show no mercy. ted cruz is three years younger than i am. god really beat him up in a very vicious wa

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harv d! >> jimmy: harvard graduate! >> yeah!ntertainment, media, and spor program that ll cool j turned me on to. and dwayne "the rock" johnson tued me on to it. and it was really cool. you do all these case studies out different businesses and there were some athletes there. but then there's some entertainment, but mostly just business people.as but itreat to see, because as an athlete you're kind of isolated in a lot of ways. : yeah. >> but to be there with a lot of people in business and feel like, "you know what, yeah.rt i can be comle and i belong in the business world." and for me i've been out of it a while and i've done thinef in businesse. a lot of the other athletes there from lindsey vonn to chris bosh. the soccer player kach, you know, i know -- what? kaká? >> jimmy: yeah. [ ughter ] i mean, sorry, i have a brain of a 12-year-old boy. >> i do, too. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. kaká makes me laugh, yeah.es >> but to see guys who are at a point in their career where they're trying to find that transition. it was interesti. >>

>> jimmy: whoa. >> see that? >> jimmy: what is going on?of them in here that are me. but i brought all y'all me. [ laughter ] get eaten by the best, baby. [ laughter ] ♪ experience regina [ cheers and applause ] i'm the only woman that can say that. the whole thing. the whole thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can do whatever you want, you can joke about whatever you want. we love you so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're always wearing something very fashionable. >> yes. >> jimmy: including your shoes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: look at these. good doc martins right there. >> yeah these are some -- [ cheers ] they're new ones. and i usually don't, you know, i love my doc martins, but i don't usually sort of fall in love with these as i have. so they're really good like that. >> jimmy: and what is the jacket? >> my granddaughter does these. she paints on clothes. >> jimmy: look at that. >> yeah, she's really good. she's really good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are these for sale? >> they will be for sale, yeah. >> jimmy: i have nothing. i go

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.hank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for joining us on another roller coaster of a day here in the united states. i'm sure you probably heard. after an enormous amount of outrage, criticism, backlash directed at donald trump for his so-called zero tolerance immigration policy, backlash from republicans and democrats alike, backlash from his own wife, even. this afternoon the president finally did something about it. >> we are going to cancel and postpone tomorrow's congressional picnic. we have a congressional picnic tomorrow, and i was just walking over to the oval office and i said, you know, it doesn't feel right to have a picnic for congress when we're working on doing something very important. we have many things that are important. we're talking about trade, we're talking about many, many things. but it didn't feel exactly right to me. so we will be officially postponing the congressional picnic for tomorrow. we'll make it another time when things are

>> jimmy show!f the summer. >> i think so. i think it is the dance hit of the year. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you always bring us someing amazing. >> i did. these are called william dean. >> jimmy: william --e >> it ys w.d." and so it could be white dude or william dean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it could be an oil, omah. >> and i broughtfor you all as well. you might wanna look at this. >> jimmy: wow, look at this box. >> open it up. >> jimmy: look at t is. it jels like a fancy. >> it is a fancy. >> jimmy: ooh, la la. >> yeah, see that? >> jimmy: whoa. >> see that? >> jimmy: what is going on? >> it's candy. [ audience oohs ] but i brought the guys just me. >> jimmy: wait, so wait -- >> there's a couple of them in here that are me. but i brought all y'l me. [ laughter ] get eaten by the best,aby. [ laughter ] ♪ experience regina [ cheers and applause ] i'm the only woman that can say that. the whole thing. the whole thing. >> jimmy: thank you. >> sorry, h.r. oh, i forgot we can't joke about these ki

jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from the nba champion golden state warriors, mvp kevin durant, samuel l. jackson, and music from future. and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. i hope you had a good weekend. i had a good weekend. you know what i did this weekend? nothing. friday night went home, pulled into the garage, just sat in the car until monday morning. it was really nice. [ laughter ] president trump had an eventful weekend and has a busy week -- he was at the g7 summit in quebec this weekend, where he somehow managed to start an altercation with canada. so the g7's made up of the united states, france, the uk, germany, italy, canada, and japan. and now they're all mad at us. when he left the g7, trump said his relationship with the other leaders was a 10. he rated it a 10. and then a few hours later i guess he didn'

>> jimmy: how y'all doing? >> how y'all doing outre >> it's jimmy fallon! it's jimmy fallon! challenge, you'll have 30 seconds to pull out every tissue from a tissue box one at a time. but you may only use one hand. that should be easy for you. to pull the -- [ laughter ] so let's get 30 seconds -- 30 seconds on the clock. get ready. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: set, pull it. go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we got to see that back. [ laughter ]s itimmy or jared? hold on. that was a photo finish. >> wow. >> jimmy: you know what that means. >> steve: watch this, watch it. ready, oh jimmy! >> jimmy: fantastic right there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i knew -- i knew you'd be good at that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, higgins. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: what is next? that was a delicious oreo. [ laughter ] >> steve: this is the final challenge. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: please, gentlemen, turn around and face the curtains. you'll have 30 seconds to throw as many cds as possible into a a sliced watermelon to get them to stick. >> wow. >> steve: whoever gets the most cds in t

sohank you for that. >> jimmy: oh, stop. >> i appreciate it. >> jimmy: no, no, we -- >> really. >> jimmytle kid. will, is the -- right? [ light laughter ] >> yes! that one! yes. >> jimmy: that one's a -- he's the rascal, man. >> he is! >> jimmy: your husband is a a little -- yeah. he is now all over youtube and -- >> instagr. >> jimmy: instagram. dude, he's like going crazy. >> yea j he is. my: he's never been on social media. and now, he's like running around doing all these bits. like, he's hilarious. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's like every day there's a new thing he's doing. he's jumping out of a a helicopter. >> he -- j my: on his, oh, no, are you bummed out by this? >> let me tell you something. [ light laughter ] i might have to, like, hav picket signs outside of -- you n ? >> jimmy: how did he agree to do this? >> that's the thing. he got dared. i'm like, "will, you are talking ab airplane --" >> jimmy: yeah. >> over the grand canyon -- >> jimmy: grand, over the grand -- >> for your birthday!" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that face is such a a great -- >> and i'm supposed to be okay wi

>> oh, yes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: where did you guys meet?you said you never met a guy like this before? >> no, he was -- he was different. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] he was, right? >> yeah, but he was -- and in his young days, he was lively and full of fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and -- but he talked about his feelings. and i could talk about my feelings to him and the things that bothered us. the things -- the things that we loved. and then, you know you built -- you can't build a friendship without doing that. >> jimmy: you do. yes. so you built a friendship. as well as being married. >> and don't you have to have a a friendship to fall back on through your married life? >> jimmy: yeah. and that's what made it work. >> we had it for 50 years. so that was nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when you see the documentary, one thing i didn't know, that he was a minister. >> he was, yes. >> jimmy: he decided to put his focus on children's tv. >> yes, he had always belonged to the presbyterian church. and they can be kind of stogy someti

jimmy: this first one i from marjorie ballinger. >> steve: oh! ou jimmy: "hey, jimmy.up is all the crazy haircuts we've seen throughout the years. could you show us wh the roots would look like with some of those hairdos?" sure, we can do that. here's rudi voller from germany in the 1990 world cup. laughter ] and here's me with the same cut. not bad. [ laughter and applause ] i could pull that of >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's ronaldo from brazil in -- [ laughter ] 2002. and here's tariq with the same lat. [ laughter and ae ] here is carlos valderrama from colombia in 1990. and here's questlove with the same hair. oh, nice touch. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: and finally, here's alexi lalas in 1994. and here's james with that same -- oh, look at -- wow! [ cheers and appuse ] that's just his normal look. >> steve: wow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's crazy, man. that's fantastic. thank you, james. >> steve: i thought it was a a photo. >> jimmy: uh, no -- >>e teve: it was a live pict of james. >> jimmy: it's just real. [ laughter ] that's jus

>> jimmy: that is -- that is -- >> jimmy. >> jimmy: that is impressive. >> yes. >> jimmy: it really is an exclusive! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yes, yes! >> this is an exclusive. >> jimmy: i couldn't even tell -- i couldn't even tell that you were filming this. this is amazing. >> we should sit down. we should -- >> jimmy: yeah, sit down, please. >> let's sit down. >> jimmy: maybe -- yeah, maybe -- [ laughter ] >> so you got -- >> jimmy: maybe, maybe, yeah. >> because, you know, this is for my youtube channel. so i'm like really -- >> jimmy: oh, it's there? okay. >> so i'm trying -- actually, if you can you -- um, can you put that on for me? so i can get -- because i need this shot, and then i need that shot. [ laughter ] dude, so we get -- so we gettin' all this stuff. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, you'll put that on. yeah. wait, no, no, no, it's not -- no! no! [ laughter ] no, it doesn't go on like that! that's not how it goes on! >> jimmy: i was gonna say -- >> that's not how it goes on! [ cheers and applause ] that's not how it goes on! >> jimmy: it doesn't seem adequate. what am i putting --

my -- >> jimmy: ahh! out!" i'm locked in the bathroom. by the way, by the way, by the way, my pants were down. i couldn't pull em up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> my pants were down.re i can'mber if han came in. somebody eventually came and got me. pants down around my ankles.th i'm likeks. >> jimmy: just help me dude. >> can we go finish the day? >> jimmy: thanks, i want to an shake yourbut i'll do that later. >> humiliating. humiliating. e jimmy: i will tell people who stay tuned to d of the credits of the movie "tag", because you will see the real people that this movie is based on. >> yes, that's one of best parts of the film. >> jimmy: but it's also a a silhouette of you singing crash test dummies ♪mm it's the "mmmmm mmm" song. >> "mmm mmm mmm mmm." a jimmy: yeah, well that's a a great -- you dreat job. >> it's the strangest thing. my daughter's a big critic of all the music i like andar play in the >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's like, "i really lik. the song dad what's it called?" it's called "mm

>> jimmy: yeah. >> why? >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. jimmy: you're also a great performer as well. >> yeah, i love to sing. >> jimmy: you got to do a thing involving one of your idols, david bowie. >> yes. >> jimmy: talk to me about this. >> i -- okay. so mgaonwho's david bowie's piano player. he did his first show all the way to his last. like, you know -- "young americans." that's mike garson. >> jimmy: wow! >> he's the one playing it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and gerry leonard and ealick, l of tuys that played with bowie. after he passed, they've now dones tribute tour. so it's not a cover band. it's the band. [ laughter ] so -- >> jimmy: yeah. 'she actual band >> it's the actual band. so when you're there it sounds as close as you are going to get to bowie. and they basically asked me to come in and sing some bowie songs. so i got to fill in for him. >> jimmy: i mean -- >> basically. and sing. >> jimmy: did you freak out? did you get nervous? >> i did. i did. i sang "moonage daydreaming," and "five years" but i forgot about ha

okay, so i told jimmy, i told jimmy, i told jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]you' have it in like two >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so basically wow, all right. so i'm doing the math. >> so basically, yeah, okay. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, this is very exciting. >> okay, don't say, okay, okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but what's happening this month on the -- may 20th? >> i'm performing at the billboard awards. >> jimmy: hey, that's it! [ cheers and applause ] i haven't seen you -- i haven't seen you in over a year, probably, and i haven't seen you since the tragic events that happened in manchester. and i know it's just tough for everybody and tough for fans and tough for you. and i know you haven't done any interviews and i understand that. i just wanted to say thank you much for coming on our show and for being strong and for entertaining and for showing up and going back to manchester aenef. i thought that was awesome of you. and just so -- i just think you're so strong. >> thanks. >> jimmy: and so cool. cheers applae ] >> jimmy: you -- you wrote an essay online and

jimmy, can you even things up? >> jimmy: well done, karthik.dezvous. >> guillermo: souplay. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: souplay. >> jimmy: souffle? >> guillermo: souplay. >> jimmy: can you use that in a sentence, please? >> guillermo: have you seen my souplay? >> jimmy: i think this might an wrestling term. is it s-u-p-l-e-x? >> sal: no, subtle. the word is actually subtle. [ applause ] all right, karthik, looking to take the 2-0 lead. what's his word? >> jimmy: karthik speaks guillermo, who would have ever thought. >> guillermo: come on, cart-gee. poreposee. >> may i have the definition? >> guillermo: i forgot. poreposse. >> p-o-r- >> guillermo: wow. >> sal: jimmy? >> jimmy: we'd be better off if we had a porpoise doing this. the reading of these words. >> sal: this is an uphill battle. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm down 2-0. >> sal: give him one more word, please. >> guillermo: chows. >> sal: that's it, jimmy has submitted, the winner is karthik! congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: karthik, i feel like -- look at that. [ cheers and app

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. hi, everybody.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i wanted you to come. how about that, you did. oh, we have a lot to get to tonight. starting with of course the president of the united states, who was up bright and early and on his lawn this morning at 7:50 a.m., he tweeted, wow, the highest-rated by far morning show "fox and friends" is on the front lawn of the white house, maybe i'll have to take an unannounced trip down to see tell. yes, by all means, go ahead. [ laughter ] take that unannounced trip you just announce eannounce ed and he did. president of the united states, leader of our country, looking out the window, sees steve doocy, i think i'll go out and say hello. donald trump had a lot of pramts for himself and kim jong-un. apparently kim jong-un fired three of his top generals just before the trip to singapore. >> just before you met with him, he cleaned house. three of his top generals, some of the rdliners,e's fired. then you go over ther

>> jimmy: yes. >> you're clean. >> no blood? >> jimmy: no blood.hat can people expect from these shows? [ laughter ] expect your teeth from different -- from different -- yes. >> is my mouth empty? [ audience gasps ] >> no! >> jimmy: no! >> is there nothing -- [ laughter ] [ audience gasps ] >> jimmy: questlove. >> no! [ audience gasps ] >> questlove: yo, man. [ laughter ] [ audience gasps ] [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: had to do it. had to do it. had to do it. i had to do it. >> jimmy: david blaine, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] for tickets to his north american tour check out davidblaine.com. [ audience gasps ] more tonight show after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when the worst oil spill hit san francisco, first responders went to work. and mayor gavin newsom, he went to hawaii. man: newsome left the day after the spill for a four-day vacation in hawaii. the same gavin who said his job as lieutenant governor was so dull, he only showed up for work at the state capitol one day a week, tops. gavin's no

technology, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, technology's crazy, isn't it?be i can make it up to you, tacos. >> guillermo: oh, the taco place, my favorite ones. >> where did you go? >> guillermo: this car drove all around town, it's crazy, by itself. >> dicky: weymo created a fully driverless car. it's real, and it's here today. then i realized something was missing... me. my symptoms were keeping me from being there. so, i talked to my doctor and learned humira is for people who still have symptoms of crohn's disease after trying other medications. and the majority of people on humira saw significant symptom relief and many achieved remission in as little as 4 weeks. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. before treatment, get tested for tb. tell your doctor if you've been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, a

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jimmy: no.one of her -- >> like i was one of her aunts. [ laughter ] like, she didn't even register me as a sexual being. >> jimmy: no, not at all. >> you know -- >> jimmy: but then she came to the show. >> yes, she did come to the show. >> jimmy: the night before i was there, questlove was there and rihanna came to the show. >> yes, she did come to the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you told that -- >> but she still did not register me. s e doesn't e didn't even know want to sast she thought about sex with you. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you'll take that. >> you know what i mean? she contemplated sex with you. >> jimmy: no, no, didn't do it. >> but i was like in the uncle zone. >> jimmy: it was so many bits. i couldn't even move. and now i heard that you are now filming -- you're doing standup again? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: this is awesome. >> it's fun. i can't believe it. >> tell them where you're doing it at? well, where's it going

jimmy: what?eople were hanging. >> jimmy: really. >> it was limelight. yeah, grace jones was there. i went to studio 54. it was so cool. my kids are going to miss out on fun things like that. but they get to come to the jimmy kimmel show! >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> so cool. >> jimmy: wow. you have your birthday part, the guy from ratt was at your party. >> i loved earn there, i was also excited steven piercy was there, that was my highlight. >> jimmy: that is something else. did they bring you gifts? did steven bring you a birthday present? >> no, no. there wasn't a present. >> jimmy: madonna brought you nothing? >> i think she was probably just there to be there. i'm not sure she knew it was my birthday. >> jimmy: i see, okay. i see. >> but she brought her gifts to the universe enough. so that was enough for me. >> jimmy: she shared her gift of music. >> who wasn't so obsessed with may done that madonna? >> jimmy: i was totally obsessed with madonna and probably stil

and now, finally, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you.i, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm happy to have you here. there's no chanting. we don't have chanting officials. that's very nice. welcome. hello again to those of you who joined us earlier this evening in primetime, the nba finals tipped off tonight in oakland, california. the golden state warriors against the cleveland cavaliers. these are two teams that are meeting for what, like the fourth -- good news, abc liked it so much they picked it up for a fifth consecutive season. [ laughter ] this is finals number nine for lebron james. and there's a lot at stake. not only are the cavaliers and warriors playing for another ring, they're playing for the chance to reject an invitation to the white house. [ laughter ] which is big. [ cheers and applause ] there's lebron james, look at this. i think lebron is getting taller because his pants don't fit anymore. [ laughter ] he knows cavs is short for cavaliers, not the body part?