>> do you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live"? >> i don't know, is jimmy in there?ng it. i am. >> oh, yeah. well, yeah. of course. of course, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> my next guest is an oscar winner who buys her own groceries, evidently. we're very lucky to have her with us tonight. please put your lands together for reese witherspoon. [ cheers and applause ] >> any way you want. we're so happy to have you here. >> this is crazy. >> what were you doing out there? you were shopping? >> yeah! oh, hey, sheryl. >> i bet we shop for the same stuff. i have four kids. you just had your third. >> probably, yeah. >> so what do you have, some baby formula? >> i don't really want to -- there's no need to get into -- it's so stupid. >> what do you have in the bag? >> um -- okay. i mean, i just bought some hennessy. >> oh, all right. [ cheers and applause ] okay, a little hennessy. >> i'm a working mother. >> what else? some kids' pjs? wow. that one's empty. [ laughter ] i didn't know you rolled like that, reese. >> it was a long time between drop-offs. but then i got t

this is the "jimmy kimmel live! goodbye to midnight" special. eek at our new time slot, >> jimmy: welcome back. this is the "jimmy kimmel live" good-bye to midnight special. we have all new shows with jennifer aniston, no doubt, brad paisley, bruno mars and many more. join us tomorrow night. this is one of the big reasons why. earlier this year i had a chance to spend a day with someone who i made a lot of fun with over the years. there was no good reason for oprah to do my show. and she did and she was wonderful in every way. she even did tequila shots with us after the show. she bought a bunch of bottles of tequila and we drank them. do you know why she did that? because she is oprah. the idea we pitched is that i would pitch show ideas for her network. she liked the idea and so we did it. >> jimmy kimmel! >> you startled me. nice to meet you. >> it's nice to meet you too. i'm looking forward to hearing your ideas. have a seat. >> thank you. so should i start right in? >> yes. >> okay. so your network, the oprah winfrey network, own. remember w

and unfortunately for you, jimmy kimmel will be back. ut let's not get focused on the negative. because tonight, sheryl crow is my band leader! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! let's do it! andy garcia is my guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] and later on, i have a fun surprise for jimmy, a special guest who has not been here since -- i think since she and jimmy broke up. ♪ i'm [bleep] matt damon she's [bleep] matt damon. ♪ i'm sorry, but it's true ♪ ♪ i'm [bleep] matt damon she's [bleep] matt damon. ♪ i'm not imagining it's you ♪ yeah! his ex-girlfriend sarah silverman will be here. [ laughing ] good times, right? how you doing over there, jimmy? i'm just kidding. i don't give a [bleep] hey, uh, jimmy, wait. let me ask you something. have you ever had nicole kidman on your show? kimmel: no. wow. that's -- that's too bad. ladies and gentlemen, her new movie, "stoker," comes out march 1st. please welcome academy award winner nicole kidman. [ cheers and applause ] well, welcome. welcome, welcome. this is -- you are really classing up the place

jimmy kimmel has a theory.atch this from "jimmy kimmel live." >> at the end of the show anderson does a show called the "ridiculist." it tickled mr. cooper, to say the least. >> the girl is standing back from a pussywillow branch. >> take a look. [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> i've got to let it out. >> i think anderson cooper is high. how else do you explain that? [ applause ] >> the word pussy willow is not that funny. no word is that funny. nothing has ever been that funny. i like to see drug t

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see us in person. look, i know things are a little tense between us right now, but what do you say we forget about the past and just live in the today, you know? on monday, which is

and then tell jimmy kimmel to stuff it. this has been a special message from the american fred cross. fred! [ cheers and applause ] what do you have to say for yourself now? >> jimmy: it's unfriend. >> what? >> jimmy: it's unfriend, like national unfriend day, it's -- >> unfriend? >> jimmy: yeah, like on facebook. >> oh. >> jimmy: to get back to unfriend people that they aren't -- >> i feel a bit foolish. >> jimmy: this is the third year we've done this. >> it sounds like a very good idea. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. nothing to do with fred at all. >> oh, that's a relief. thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, thank you. >> do you mind if i hang out in the green room? they have great meatballs back there. >> jimmy: enjoy. stay as long as you like. >> i didn't want to do this. i feel much better about this. >> jimmy: un -- ah -- i had no idea that was going to happen. [ laughter ] in business news, hostess, the company that makes twinkies, wonder bread, that sort of thing, is in big financial trouble right now. hostess filed chapter 1

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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. just follow me over here for a minute. i just want you to see something, if you could. oh, it's gone now. there was a cable laid out just to trip me when i came out here. [ laughter ] you were supposed to be watching that, guillermo. that's your fault. that's on you. he still doesn't speak any english. well, thank you for coming to visit on this american historic day. [ laughter ] in case you hadn't already heard it from every annoying person at work, it's december 12th, 2012. 12-12-12. really? a lot of people got married today. the wedding chapels in las vegas were jam-packed today because of the date, which to me, speaking as a man, which i am, i'm not sure that's a good idea. it's bad enough when you forget your anniversary. but forgetting it when you got married on 12-12-12, that's just asking for trouble. that's dangerous. but it's an exciting -- i haven't been this excited since 11-11-11. [ laughter ] you know, this is probably the last time anyone in this room will ever see a t

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>> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel live." american airlines is upgrading its fleet to offer a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo with more. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane, and the new boeing 300 from american airlines is the best. it has a business class cabin with great features. and the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket? can you rub my feet? can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. wow. thank you for having that wonderful body. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with john krasinski, mike birbiglia, and music from atlas genius. [ female announcer ] when a woman wears a pad, she can't always move the way she wants. now you can with new stayfree ultra thins. flexible layers move with your body, while thermocontrol

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy kimmel! >> hi, jimmy.hearty congratulations for your move to 8:35 a.m. >> jimmy: oh, no -- well, it's actually -- oh, i see. you're in india. there's a time difference. here it's on at 11:35. >> oh, no, no, no. i watch you on tivo the next morning. we love guillermo. >> jimmy: they love you. >> i love you guys, too. >> jimmy: he says hi. i need some help, if you don't mind. >> how may we be of utmost service to you? >> jimmy: i was wondering if you had any jokes about lance armstrong. he's doing an interview with oprah on thursday. >> oh, yes. well, most definitely. we have many armstrong zingers to share. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> joke right there. >> jimmy: oh, wow. wow. roger, you look very different. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi. >> i have jokes for you. >> jimmy: why do you look like that now? >> oh, i have been using just for man. five minutes and no more gray. >> jimmy: i don't think that's it. may i ask roger, have you been using steroids? >> i deny indications of doping! he is most offended. >> jimmy:

>> matt damon hilariously hijacks "jimmy kimmel live." taking over the show, his own humor, his own guests. and there was nothing jimmy could do about it. >>> good morning. i'm sunny hostin. >> and i'm rob nelson. north korea has drawn a bull's eye on america. its leaders have issued a direct threat that they will soon test a nuclear weapon and a long-range rocket, aimed at the u.s. >> there are signs that a nuclear test is in the works. and we know their missiles can now reach hawaii. but it doesn't appear they can combine them yet. >> defense secretary leon panetta says the u.s. is ready, though, to meet any provocation. how is all this going over in that region? abc's gloria riviera has just arrived in seoul. and, gloria, how concerned are the leaders in south korea? >> reporter: rob, here in south korea, there is not panic yet. but there is serious concern. yesterday, it was the u.s. today, north korea directed its threat in this direction. north korea warned there would be, quote, strong, physical countermeasures against south korea i

>> matt damon hilariously hijacks "jimmy kimmel live." nothing jimmy could do about it. >>> good morning. i'm sunny hostin. >> and i'm rob nelson. north korea has drawn a bull's eye on america. its leaders have issued a direct threat that they will soon test nu

kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight.kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight. kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight. we gotta sell the car. where would we even start? get the car. hi howard. get in. hi, good to see you. start with an actual written offer when selling your car, no strings attached. carmax. start here. >> some nasty weather coming our way. tornado watches from mississippi tennessee until 5:00 in the morning. primarily because of strong whence, 40-50 miles an hour. >> that will do it.

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♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. thank you very much.l, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's raining in hollywood. appreciate you guys waiting outside. we have a fun show for you tonight. kirstie alley is here with us tonight. dave salmoni is here with animals tonight. there's dave. backstage with -- dave, what is that? is that a cheetah? >> no, this is a jaguar. spotted jaguar named rosie. >> jimmy: named rosie? >> she's so sweet. >> jimmy: wow. that looks terrifying. i have -- >> she's perfect. >> jimmy: please don't bring that animal out. >> i won't bring her out but lots of good friends. >> jimmy: i like dave but he's a little too relaxed with the animals. i'm not an animal trainer. i don't -- that's how people get eaten. that's what happened to either siegfried or roy, whichever one. i can't remember which. dave brought a baby kangaroo tonight. he brought a baby zebra. a baby lemur and a screaming hairy armadillo. sounds like something off the tgi-fridays menu

. >> "nightline"will have much more on the armstrong interview starting at 12:37 after jimmy kimmel live. >> relief anger in the san jose neighborhood where word is out that a mother story about her child attempted abduction is just that. a story she made u up. tonight the child father spoke with 7 news about the ordeal. lillian is live in san jose with the story. lillian? >>reporter: carolyn, the mother remains inside her home. she isn't talking to the media tonight but the child's father is speaking out. >> i'm upset that this lie was perpetrated by my baby's mother for reasons unknown. >>reporter: curtis is the father of the 3-year-old girl whose mother said was the taingt of an attempted kidnapping in front of her own home. san jose police now say it was all a lie. but lick most everyone else he believed the story despite warnings from family and friends who remind him of things the girls mother had said in the past. >> i was basically telling them well, she wouldn't go this far, to this length to make up a story this big. >>reporter: all of this began tuesday when jenny made a call

phone. >>> i am in command of this ship. >> late night turned upside down, as matt damon ticks jimmy kimmelll of last night's show. the guest list that kimmel could never get. and check out the crew guy

(dicky barrett) tonight on the "jimmy kimmel live! goodbye to midnight" special...oth jazz playing) well, hello... o. >>> tonight on the jimmy kimmel live good-bye to midnight special, oprah winfrey. >> hello, "o." >> matt damon. >> who are you? where "r" you from kimmel? >> handsome men's club and

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.he host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here in hollywood where we are -- i'm glad you're enthused. we're celebrating a milestone tonight our show premiered on january 26th 2003 so our ten-year anniversary was saturday night and this is the first show of our second decade on television.

weekend weather 4:30 to 7:00 a.m. >> thanks sandhya. >> humboldt state university has invited jimmy kimmele school commencement address. >> they sent this invitation after kimmel joked about the school marijuana research program. school not heard from kimmel l possibly because the school student body president sent him a letter he unfairly portrayed humboldt state at pot obsessed slackers. >> didn't appreciate that >> >> the it starts in a few minute and the guests are dr. dr. oz, chris paul, blake griffin and musical guest bruno mars. >> tribute 6 years of the i-phone. >> now our i phones are with us at every major event of our lives. graduations, weddings, birth of our children, even at funerals now. any way happy sixth birthday. don't look a sixth birthday. don't look a day over [ fingers tapping ] [ rain pattering ] [ heels clicking ] [ female announcer ] yoplait light tastes great now... ♪ ...and feels great later 20 delicious flavors of yoplait light, now at 90 calories each. yoplait, it is so good!

so classic jimmy kimmel last night. with the relentless cold snap. dangerously low temperatures are delivering a stinging blow to millions of people. >> that's right. as the midwest and northeast remain locked in a deep freeze, a new round of ice and snow is descending on 15 states from ohio to alabama. our coverage begins with abc's brandi hitt. good morning, brandi. >> reporter: good morning, rob and sunny. this blast of cold air is now hitting the south where flights are already being canceled at airports, including nashville international. a deep freeze has now taken over one-third of the u.s. and creating conditions so dangerous, salt lake city's airport had to be shut down because planes were sliding down the icy runway. >> just felt like the plane was going sideways. >> reporter: and it's no different on the roads where there have been several major accidents. oorvegs aaa says the number of people calling for tow trucks has skyrocketed. >> this is about my 10th call tonight. it's kind of nonstop when it gets cold

second night hosting his jimmy kimmel live in its new time slot. a guest interrupted his show. >> hey, will. >> hey, jimmy. >> how is it going? >> what's up. >> just doing the show. >> what's up with you? >> now? >> yeah, abc moved us up to 11:35. so we're on now earlier. >> right. >> i used the studio at 11:30 for my qvc knife show. >> i didn't know. >> that's okay. >> i'm in the middle of my show. >> i have knives to sale. only a few of these beauties left. say hello to the nonstick razor-steel samurai sword. this cuts through warm butter likes it's warm butter. >> that's fantastic, will. you're done? >> not even close. let's bring out some guests who have some more stuff to slice ryan? >> what are you doing here? we sell knives at 11:30 >> i didn't know. i didn't see the sheet i never read the sheet we have been here for three months. >> i didn't know. i don't know how this is my fault. >> it doesn't matter, ryan. let's get to chopping cookie dough. cotton candy. chocolate milk. >> ryan gosling with the italian ices. four easy payments of $19.77.

>> but what really struck me was the way in which jimmy kimmel, you know, doing interviews in places ing stone." i looked at my papers and i found the quote kimmel says, "you can't be a comedian and not have disdain for leno. he was a master chef who opened a burger king." so adam buckman, is jimmy trying to get a little attention for himself for his big network debut? >> i think he is. i think he's wrong. probably plenty of comedians that would give their right arm, if not both arms to be in jay leno's position of pulling down the incredible money he makes and fame and recognition that he has. that's why most of them got into the business to be jay leno or a aspire to be a person in his position. >> it seemed to me, gail, what kimmel was trying to do. remember how captivated we were of the conan/o'brien which got everybody talking about late night and that could only help him as the new guy, not the new guy on the block. he had a network for some years but moving up to that prime 11:30 slot. >> if i'm a pr person, it makes perfect sense. but he's creating buzz by going after the king

then later on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy is not hosting tonight i am. right jim? watch me in all star parade of a.list guest this loser could never hope to attract. going to be a great show right jim? right? [applause]. >> that's matt damon of course. jimmy starts right after this jimmy starts right after this newscast at 11 >> benefit concert for the giants fan nearly boaten to death at dodgers game drew hundreds of supporters tonight. players and coaches rallied around brian stowe and tonight another example of giant effort to help out. amma has the story from redwood city. >>reporter: giants third base coach tim flannery and band held a benefit concert for brian stowe inside redwood city fox theater. he's the fan badly beaten outside dodger stadium on opening day in 2011. >> his mom wrote me a letter. that's why i'm here tonight. wonderful family. great famil family. >>reporter: flannery began fundraising year ago and raised 70,000 dollars. but that's just a fraction of his medical cost. >> the money i tell people is to keep lights on. food on the table. you kn

. >> "nightline"will have much more on the armstrong interview starting at 12:37 after jimmy kimmel live>> relief anger in the san jose neighborhood where word is out that a mother story about her child attempted abduction is just that. a story she made u up. tonight the child father spoke with 7 news about the ordeal. lillian is live in san jose with the story. lillian? >>reporter: carolyn, the mother remains inside her home. she isn't talking to the media tonight but the child's father is speaking out. >> i'm upset that this lie was perpetrated by my baby's mother for reasons unknown. >>reporter: curtis is the father of the 3-year-old girl whose mother said was the taingt of an attempted kidnapping in front of her own home. san jose police now say it was all a lie. but lick most everyone else he believed the story despite warnings from family and friends who remind him of things the girls mother had said in the past. >> i was basically telling them well, she wouldn't go this far, to this length to make up a story this big. >>reporter: all of this began tuesday when jenny made a call to

. >> jimmy kimmel live in a few minutes away. >> his guest ellen degeneres. bachelor shaun lowe and musical guest one republic. >> obama held the final press coaches of the first term in office. talked pose i about the debt ceiling. he announced if congress doesn't work with him and raise the debt ceiling will america will go into default and we might have to sell florida. say goodbye to nana and pop pop. >> chimpy up next. >> the morning news starts at 4:30 appreciate your time have a good night. a good night. >> good night "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight ellen degeneres. the bachelor sean lowe. and music from onerepublic. with cleto and the cletones. and now from this point on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for -- raising the arctic 50 degree weather to be here tonight in hollywood. very kind. i do appreciate

then later on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy is not hosting tonight i am. right jim?atch me in all star parade of a.list guest this loser could never hope to attract. going to be a great show right jim? right? [applause]. >> that's matt damon of course. jimmy starts right after this jimmy starts right after this newscast at 11 >> benefit concert for the giants fan nearly boaten to death at dodgers game drew hundreds of supporters tonight. players and coaches rallied around brian stowe and tonight another example of giant effort to help out. amma has the story from redwood city. >>reporter: giants third base coach tim flannery and band held a benefit concert for brian stowe inside redwood city fox theater. he's the fan badly beaten outside dodger stadium on opening day in 2011. >> his mom wrote me a letter. that's why i'm here tonight. wonderful family. great famil family. >>reporter: flannery began fundraising year ago and raised 70,000 dollars. but that's just a fraction of his medical cost. >> the money i tell people is to keep lights on. food on the table. you know

jimmy kimmel and sign him to his desk. reese witherspoon and amy adams and many other stars or on the show. there was no time for jimmy kimmel to say anything. >> nice work. >> got to love it. >> laptop to adam caskey because it is a busy whether day. >> we will see it that light snow this afternoon will affect the evening drive. >> we all remember a year ago. >> this will not be like that. we had all the pretreatment of the roads from yesterday working in our favor. that is still on the ground and is helping out. we will still have slick spots and a coating of snow especially on the side streets for the drive home. this is a great picture from my friend in brandywine, maryland. thanks for sending diskettes via twitter. the family having a good time, letting -- sledding yesterday. and there's the same years river yesterday. 20 degrees in the district to start today. 16 in gaithersburg and frederick. 14 degrees in cumberland. two systems that are affecting us, there's a weak clipper system to our north and another weak syst

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you.'m jimmy i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the second night of our new time slot. we had a big show last night. unfortunately, i found out this afternoon we have to do it again tonight. i don't know what these people want from me. but so far, it seems to be going pretty well. last night, jennifer aniston broke my desk, and tonight ryan gosling is here to break my heart. [ laughter ] is there a cobra loose in the

beginning last night, "jimmy kimmel live" was bumped to the 11:35 time spot by abc. ghtline will begin an hour later in his opening monologue last night, kimmel explains how the new time slot has improved his career. >> i used to be on at midnight. now we're on at 11:35. i'm now 25 minutes closer to my life-long dream to co-hosting "the view." i do not take this responsibility lightly, especially now with the kanye west and kim kardashian baby is on the way. this is the time i shine bright like a diamond. for those of you tuning in expecting to see "nightline" now, it's this is not it. night line is on after us. because this is not "nightline" that doesn't mean we will not talk about important subjects. did you know honey boo boo's mother was afraid of mayonnaise? >> anybody who knows me knows i'm terrified of mayonnaise. >> i think it's stupid your scared of mayonnaise. seriously. mayonnaise is white, it's mayonnaise. >> i don't see you eating it. >> because i'm a vegetarian. >> when did you become a damn vegetarian? >> mayonnaise does not have meat in it. mayonnaise

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we'll be right back with music from brad. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored um "wheelhouse" comes out april 9th. here with his song, "southern comfort zone," with some help from the st. james gospel choir, brad paisley. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when your wheelhouse is the land of cotton the first time you leave it can be strange ♪ ♪ it can be shocking not everybody drives a truck not everybody drinks sweet tea ♪ ♪ not everybody owns a gun wears a ball cap boots and jeans not everybody ♪ ♪ goes to church or watches every nascar race not everybody knows the words to ring of fire ♪ ♪ or amazing grace oh dixie land i hope you understand ♪ my tennessee home and i've been away way too long i can't see this world ♪ ♪ unless i go outside my southern comfort zone ♪ ♪ i have walked the streets of rome i have been to foreign lands i know what ♪ ♪ it's like to talk and have nobody understand i have seen the eiffel tower lit up on a paris night ♪ ♪ i have kissed a california girl underneath the northern light s ♪ i know what it's like to be the only one like me to take

. >> grapes to gummy bear autos other news, jimmy kimmel gets ready for tonight. >> rachel smith hasails for us. >> the hollywood award season is alive and well this, weekend it's the golden globe awards, today werk learned nominees for director's guild of america awards. here they are. ben afleck for argo. kaj lynn bigelow, tom cooper, ng lee for z.steven spielberg. last year's winner for "the artist". he went on to win the oscar. the dga awards will be handed out february 2. new movies hitting the box office. >> just a big dick tracy fan when i was a kid. for me this, had similar spencibilities. >> there is only a select few los angeles gangster movies but it's kind of a throw back. to that time. >> tonight all iz will be on late night host jimmy kimmel premiering in his time slot. last night, his goodbye to midnight. >> home fully we'll make more memories in decades still to come. >> jimmy kimmel's move starts tonight here on abc. get more entertainment news on otrc.com. i'm rachel smith in los angeles. >> and as rachel just said, jimmy kimmel begins a time slot this evening, righ

one star shining bright today is jimmy kimmel.e got a star on the hollywood walk of fame outside of his show studios. >> my parents brought me here to hollywood to visit the walk of fame when i was 10 years old. i never imagined they'd leave me here to fend for myself. >> catch jimmy kimmel live right here on abc. oscars are just weeks away. log on for all things oscars. >> and matt damon had his revenge on the talk show host. >> he's been the butt of a long running joke every night. basically took over the show last night. you see, jimmy... tied up there. i have a feeling we're going to hear a little bit of matt damon. >> welcome to soont's episode of jimmy kimmel sucks. i am your host, matt damon. this was -- just for starters let me ask you this. as an audience is it weird to see a person with actual talent host this show? >> i've been told carolyn and the producer would like to do that to me one day before 4:00 news. he trotted out a line up of great guests. reese wither soon, nicole kidman, amy adams. they all took the couch.