[ jimmy clears his throat ] or -- or -- my husband? [ jimmy clears his throat ] >> jimmy: or?e ] thank you. you guys, "mike and molly" airs monday on cbs! [ cheers and applause ] and don't miss "saturday night live" this weekend with lady antebellum. melissa mccarthy, everybody! joann and steve ward joins us next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ like so many great pioneers before me, guided only by a dream. i'm embarking on a journey of epic proportion. i will travel, from sea to shining sea, through amber waves of grain, and i won't stop until i've helped every driver in america save hundreds on car insurance. well i'm out of the parking lot. that's a good start. geico, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent, or more on car insurance. but you go in pieces. [ female announcer ] you can't pass mom's inspection with lots of pieces left behind. that's why there's charmin ultra strong. its diamondweave texture is soft and more durable so it holds up better. fewer pieces left behind. charmin ultra strong. [ tapping ] okay. okay, okay...listen up, make sure everybo

already scored tickets, jimmy. >> jimmy: you saw it?we sort of took the family on the road and one of our stops was new york city and i asked what, you know, the word on the street was as far as the hottest ticket in town and it was "the book of mormon." and we got tickets and i took my muz who is not the big egs musical theater buff, to the theater on friday night and it was -- it was pretty incredible. >> jimmy: and your husband liked it, too? >> i'm not going to say he danced out of the theater but he enjoyed it a lot. >> jimmy: he did. >> equally entertaining is, you are watching it on stage and all the phenomenal things that are happening that are incredibly offensive and you're watching the light reflect back on the audience, which is and it's almost as much fun to look at the people next to you who are like -- because they can't believe what just happened. >> jimmy: that's what i was doing, also. >> you kind of like -- and you're waiting for someone to come and give you a ticket, like, the police should be there to be like, no, t

with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmelcheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. thanks for opening your hearts to my message of hope. i appreciate it. hey, we have a big weekend ahead of us. we have a very big weekend. a magical l rdashian wedding. yes, that's -- tell you something, i hope they remembered to hire a videographer. kim kardashian is getting married to an nba player. kris humphries of the new jersey nets. they're having a low-key affair at the best western in burbank. [ laughter ] you know how kim is. she didn't want to make a big deal out of it. the wedding will be huge multi-part internationally celebrated event televised on a two-part, four-hour special on the e! network. followed by an all-new "ice lov loves coco." there won't be a dry eye in the house, with the exception of bruce jenner who had his tear ducts removed ten plastic surgeries ago. the guests will have to go through metal detectors and hand

i got a-- hey, jimmy, what on earth are you doing here? >> jimmy! jim! jimmy! jimmy! >> i understand the impulse. that's my best friend for six months there. i have scratchy throat, what are you doing here? >> i didn't want my best friend for six months to have a scratchy throat so i got your favorite-- jasmine pomegranate zinger. >> stephen: jimmy, you're the best. >> no, you're best. >> tickle fight? >> stephen: tickle fight come on! ( laughter ) ( applause ) it sure is fun. i mean, being best friends for six months is the best six months i've ever been friends ( laughter ) so gret. >> even the fact we're nominated in the same category for emmys this weekend can't come between us. i hope you get it. >> stephen: yeah! ( applause ) >> we've had so much fun i just wish there was some way we could share all of our fun, private memories with the audience. >> stephen: i know, we can use my pensieve. come on, jimmy fallon. come on over here. first, first, let's just use our wands to pour in our memories. ( applause ) ( cheers ) all right, let's get ready. let's go! ♪ ♪ oh!

jimmy. jimmy, jimmy. you know, me and jimmy have some interactions the last few weeks.ood. some of it has been bad. but they put me on a new med. i told them if i feel and jimmy feels that it's making me slow in any shape or form, i'm going to get off the medication because i don't like to be down. i like to be up. >> corey's decision to go off his medication not only affects him but his new cell mate, jonathan elliott, who must cope with both corey and jimmy. >> did you brush your teeth today? >> no. >> that's crazy [ bleep ]. >> i got an excuse. i was asleep. toothbrush so little. >> he's all right. hard to live with. it's just he has two personalities. it's kind of tough living in this cell. when there's three people in here, it gets really crowded and when you have four personalities in here, it's not the easiest thing in the world to deal with. >> like you perfect. >> i'm not saying i'm perfect either, but other people feel the same way. >> that's crazy. >> but i don't mind him at all. he's probably one of the best cellies i've had since i've been here. >> and what

jimmy was a good friend to the family. i knew jimmy.knew me, but i had a lot of respect for him. >> greta: what did -- what can you tell us about his experience? >> he is nothing short of an air race legend. i don't know the exact years he's been racing. jimmy was 74-years-old. he's been towing this a long time. >> greta: anything about his health? for instance, do you have to have a physical, any specific medical tests before you do these tricks and these races? >> you know, i'm not sure exactly of the physical safety protocol there is significant safety protocol put in place year round. right now we can't speculate on what the cause might be. i haven't heard anything about the conditions or anything like that. certainly, the faa and national transportation safety board are investigating. at some point i'm sure their spokes people will come out with further comments. >> greta: mike, thank you. >> thank you greta. >> greta: we'll take you back to reno where the scene is who are -- is horrific. three reported dead. latest developments on

have a safe weekend, everybody. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: the president saide need to have more products stamped made in america. which -- all right. let's get the chinese to get a stamp that says made in america. >> dicky: khloe kardashian odom. >> smell my chest. >> jimmy: smells good. >> dicky: ron artest. >> jimmy: are you a good dancer? >> i'm very classy. >> dicky: and music from gabe dixon. >> jimmy: i don't wh

jimmy sticks around with the g mega panel. we let mark go. there has been an overwhelming response, as you might imagine, to our conversation about getting money out of politics this fine day. so much so that the petition site has been repeatedly taken down, but last i heard, was back online. bear in mind, it will be back up quickly if it is not working when you go. if you go to getmoneyout.com, you can add your name and join the campaign to get money out of politics. it is only our unrelenting nature, our persistence that will not only make this petition what it could be, but will make the agenda that underlies this petition a reality. if you don't want to go to the web or the website's not working, you can text, as well, your signature to the number on your screen, 917-720-6888. we're back with jimmy and the mega panel after this. [ grandma ] why do relationships matter? [ grandpa ] relationships are the basis of everything. [ grandma ] relationships are life... if you don't have that thing that fills your heart and your soul, you're missin

also, the connection between former president jimmy carter and michele bachmann. but before we get there, imagine you were relaxing at home, getting ready to take a drive to the mall or drive to work perhaps. when all of a sudden out of nowhere this happened. >> manatee county newsroom, a bradenton woman gets a six-foot surprise in her garage. a burmese python had wrapped itself around the engine of the woman's suv. it took trappers two hours to remove the snake. >> two hours to remove the snake. a six-foot-long burmese python wrapped around your car's engine. what do you do in a situation like that? presumably, after you are done freaking out, you call in the professionals to come take care of the six-foot-long burmese python wrapped around your engine block. unfortunately for the snakeophobes among us this problem of enormous snakes turning up where they are not supposed to be is not a problem that is confined to that one florida woman and her one garage. >> it was big enough to hunt down prey the size of an 8-year-old child. a massive python was captured this w

i-- i know he would-- that's-- that wouldn't be jimmy. >> reporter: the n.t.s.b. says its investigation will take months and there is suspicion a part of the plane came off before impact. investigators also say they'll be relying heavily on that video captured by spectators. russ. >> mitchell: karen brown in reno, nevada, thank you. and there is word this evening of a second air show crash. this one in martinburg, west virginia. the plane, also of world war ii vintage, crashed and burned on the runway. officials say the civilian pilot was killed. no spectators were harmed. cbs news has learned tonight minimum tax rate on people making more than $1 million per year. the new rate is intended to guarantee that millionaires will pay at the same mr. obama the name the tax after warren buffet who often points out he pays taxes at a lower rate than his secretary. mr. obama called for quick passage of his jobs bill in his weekly media address. a cbs news/"new york times" poll puts his approval rating at 43%, his lowest yet and as whit johnson tells us, his jobs plan is pr

friday night on "late night with jimmy fallon," jimmy had some advice on how to weather an incoming storm>>> some big weather news. looks like tropical storm hilary is picking up strength near mexico. it is expected to turn into a hurricane tonight. when he heard that hilary was coming, one guy was like stay indoors, do not talk back. don't talk back. trust me. so, election news here. mitt romney says he wants sarah palin to run for president to make the race more exciting. though with mitt romney exciting, even al gore on ambien would make the race more exciting. mr. romney, oh, you are awake. this is cool. universal is coming out with an undated version of the 1983 movie "scarface" which explains the line "say hello to my little facebook friend." poke me. poke you! tonight jimmy welcomes andy sandberg, pink floyd drummer nick mason and elmo. it will be a good one. it's "late night with jimmy fallon" weeknights at 12:35, 11:35 central on your local nbc station. it's time for your "first look" at entertainment news. something old with something new was a winning theme once again at the bo

you know jimmy cayne was the longtime c.e.o. of bear stearns you know and since the company had gone public in the early ninety's you know he had become really a legend on wall street he held over a billion dollars worth of the firm stock and by far he was the most heavily invested in his own company and he was really kind of the what brian burrow in the film calls the last of the wall street buccaneers you know he was really an old school guy and i think that's one of the issues that kind of came back to bite the firm at the end was that jimmy wasn't really down and dirty with the business when . the office hedge funds collapsed in the summer of zero seven he was reported to be in a page one article in the wall street journal on november first of that year it was reported that he was actually playing in a bridge tournaments and nashville tennessee just as the for at as these funds were collapsing you know and there were rumors that he was a big pot smoker and you know he was out playing golf you know first day through sunday al

last night on "late night with jimmy fallon" jimmy went the long route to make an observation about the current crop of gop presidential candidates. >> hey, this is just insane. shirtless man in indiana was just arrested for running on the highway with a samurai sword while yelling that he was cuckoo for co-co puffs. nbc invited him to take part in this night's republican debate. you'll fit right in, come on in, buddy. ford is building a new plant that will create 5,000 jobs, all in india. or as obama put it, you got to be freaking kidding me. this is -- built ford tough. really big movie news, arnold schwarzenegger has officially signed on to star in the "expendables ii" along with sylvester stallone. apparently there's a twist in the end where stallone is like, wait a minute, dad? >> on "jimmy" tonight, blue bloods actor tom sellick, and pearl jam. tonight at 12:35 a.m. >>> time for your "first look" at entertainment news, a hollywood heavyweight suffered a major scare yesterday while out for a run in santa monica, reece witherspoon was hospitalized after being hit by a car while jogg

jimmy was jimmy. great guy. great family man. very active in aviation. aircraft association. did the lot of stunt flying for movies. >> had he ever been an airline pilot or a military pilot? >> i'm not sure of his military background. he was not a commercial pilot. >> he has flown in the races before. do you know how many years? >> since -- >> '75. >> '75 was his first race. >> can you describe the plane more, what it looked like? >> just take a look at the program. it is a p-51 base. it has flown here a number of names the past and they prepared the airplane to bring it back this year. >> do you have an estimate of how many spectators were here today? >> you know, i apologize, i haven't gotten that number at all. i haven't had a chance to recap those numbers. it was a very good friday. >> how many can it hold? how many typically are here? >> on the grandstands, we can hold 10,000 permanent grandstands, another 10,000 in the temporary grandstands, 3 to 400 down in the box seat area and then numerous counts from -- for two miles along the -- one of the ca

last night on "late night with jimmy fallon," jimmy talked politics around the dinner table. >> had weekele bachmann and cindy mccain had dinner together at a mexican restaurant in arizona. it wasn't good. first they sent their entree back to the kitchen. then they sent the kitchen staff back to guadalajara. it was just completely wrong. listen to this. on tuesday michelle obama honored the creator of the computer fund for his life's work. she also honored the owner of courier new for making my essays look two to three pages longer. thanks, courier news. there's a book coming out that says sarah palin had a one-night stand with former nba star glen rice. when asked how it was hooking up with one of the all-time great shooters, rice said, not bad. >> ba dum bum. tonight jimmy welcomes kate bosworth, actor paul leslie from "the vampire diaries" and comedian nick turner. that is "late night" weeknights on your local nbc station. >>> all right. it is time now for your first look at entertainment news. at this weekend's box office, an old favorite makes a comeback as the top film favorite. th

hoffa you're absolutely right what they did on television was dreadful they actually clipped out jimmy hoffa's saying the ballot box and i've been in politics so i was not talking to you well a boss or no i taught is you know the ballot box you know i get is. he i heart of violence he called he asked his people are still using i was asked to be here you know right there i interrupt you joe from here please don't interrupt me. having said that. they clipped his words we all talk about taking politicians out at the ballot box it was not about physical violence it was about politics he's too young to remember the fact that people talk about taking folks out politically all of the time but the bottom line is not one of these folks asked you answered your question your question wasn't about rick santorum and whether he should or should not have apologized or heard your question was about what's happening with our audience the people in the audiences who are cheering when two hundred folks are announced the death penalty's people in the audience who talk about letting die that's what your qu

you know, i think this is, this is jimmy hoffa's son. shocker is that all we heard come out of his mouth was sons of bitches. i think this is a warm-up act in detroit, michigan -- megyn: but it's not the profanity. that's not great, right? when you're the warm-up act for the president, never great to be profane. it's the suggestion, let's take 'em out. it's a war, we're your army, let's take these s.o.b.s out. >> well, i mean, is that any worse than what the tea party's saying? >> oh, come on, dick. >> oh, no, no, no, no. i mean, this is the same sort of -- hey, i'm in columbia, south carolina. not very far from here we've got jim demint's forum. these guys are frothing at the mouth, they're snarling, they're growling. all of them. maybe not middle romney -- mitt romney. i don't know that he knows how to growl. so for me to hear anybody, oh, my goodness gracious, his rhetoric's over the top, here as i sit in columbia, south carolina, i find that somewhat disingenuous down here. >> it usually means somebody's legs are going to get broken,

jimmy carter put in solar panels in the white house and reagan had them ripped out immediately, whichas clearly the right thing to do. >> let's put it this way, it's a very long lead time. solar power really began when albert einstein in his spare time in 1905 wrote a paper that he got a nobel prize for about describing it. it took the 1950s to start turning into a technology and putting i on satellite. by the 1980s, people growing marijuana were using it as a way to disconnect from the electric power system oso no one would know they were using electricity. now it's another growing industry. still small. >> stephen: so you admit solar power is a dope dream. [laughter] >> in the 1980s it was very popular for... >> stephen: but how are we going to get all this done? who is going to drill for that? >> fortunately the sun normally rises in the morning and we'll be able to... >> stephen: for now. what about fracking? i hear a lot about fracking. some people are very upset about shooting high-pressure hot water and chemicals into the ground and exploding rocks. >> well, this has actually b

his introductory speech was by jimmy hoffa, jr.arty with what one people or a lot of people were saying was not a very civil discussion. listen to this. >> keep your eye on the prize, let's take these son of a [beep] out and give america back to america where we belong. thank you very much. thank you! >> some people are saying that's violent language, congresswoman. the white house refusing to respond to that as head of the dnc, what's your official response to that today? >> my official response is that we need to make sure that we focus on the middle class and working families. and that we bring everyone in this country together from both sides of the aisle to focus like continuing to get this economy turned around. that should be our priority. that's the priority of president obama -- >> let's take these sons of bitches out and give america back to where america we belong. and that's your response to it? >>> my response is we should be working together and focused on creating jobs. you know when i'm home, i was just home in sout

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jimmy was jimmy. great guy. great family man. very active in aviation.aft association. did the lot of stunt flying for movies. >> have you ever been an airline pilot or a military pilot? >> i'm not sure of his military background. he was not a commercial pilot. >> he has flown in the races before. do you know how many years? >> since -- >> '75. >> '75 was his first race. >> can you describe the plane more, what it looked like? >> just take a look at the program. it is a p-51 base. its flown here a number of names the past and prepared the airplane to bring it back this year. >> an estimate of how many spectators were here today? >> you know, i apologize, i haven't gotten that number at all, i haven't had a chance to recap those numbers. it was a very good friday. >> how many can it hold? how many typically are here? >> on the grandstands, we can hold 10,000 permanent grandstands, 10,000 temporary grandstands, 3 to 400 down in the box seat area and then numerous counts from -- for two miles along the -- one of the capability of the holding 60 to 75,000 pe

last night on "late night with jimmy fallon," jimmy outsmarted a new poll that ranked president obama's intelligence. >> listen to this. according to a new poll, only 55% of americans think president obama is intelligent. yeah. that may not sound impressive but it's up 55% over the last president, so -- this is interesting. a new study found a mother's diet effects her baby's allergies. which can only mean one thing -- my mom ate cats. this is not good. a truck in california carrying 35,000 pounds of beer overturned on the highway. instead of a roadside flashing delays ahead, it just said, dude, seriously love you, guys. you're my best friends. >> tonight jimmy welcomes will arnett, richard branson, and the band girls. that's "late night with jimmy fallon" weeknights at 12:35, 11:35 central time on your local nbc station. >>> it is time for your "first look" at entertainment news. madonna still hates hydrangeas, but at least she's showing a sense of humor about it now. after being caught at the venice film festival saying how much she loathed the flower, madonna released a youtube video

another said, jimmy, you truly lived life to the very fullest. family. jimmy, you saved my life. you pulled up enough to p mimis by 50 feet. >>> four minutes past the hour. we turn to another story getting a lot of attention national and international attention, because a lot of people believe georgia is about to execute an innocent man in four days. troy davis, you may know the name by now and the story. he's convicted of killing an off-duty police officer back in 1989. that officer, savannah officer, mark mcfail. but since his conviction, several wilts claim their testimony was coerced by police. this case has gotten the attention of the pope, gotten the attention of desmond due due, former president carter. these are his supporters marg yesterday in downtown atlanta. now it seems like it's up to the georgia pardon and parole board. they will consider an appeal on monday. meanwhile, mcphail's family and the prosecutor says davis is guilty no matter what anybody else says. >> we still have the seven of the nine witnesses who have recanted. we have people speaking the truth. >> i

jimmy was jimmy. great guy. great family man. very active in aviation.member of the board of experimental aircraft association. did the lot of stunt flying for movies. >> have you ever been an airline pilot or a military pilot? >> i'm not sure of his military background. he was not a commercial pilot. >> he has flown in the races before. do you know how many years? >> since -- >> '75. >> '75 was his first race. >> can you describe the plane more, what it looked like? >> just take a look at the program. it is a p-51 base. its flown here a number of names the past and prepared the airplane to bring it back this year. >> an estimate of how many spectators were here today? >> you know, i apologize, i haven't gotten that number at all, i haven't had a chance to recap those numbers. it was a very good friday. >> how many can it hold? how many typically are here? >> on the grandstands, we can hold 10,000 permanent grandstands, 10,000 temporary grandstands, 3 to 400 down in the box seat area and then numerous counts from -- for two miles along the -- one of the

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