>> jimmy: google it! >> google it! >> jimmy: google it! >> google it! >> jimmy: google it!tv land. cedric the entertainer, everybody. dirty projectors perform next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ crows cawing ] [ male announcer ] strange things happen in the black forest. [ metallic bell toll ] [ car speeding down the road, lightning strikes ] where things aren't always what they seem. [ wolves howling ] because thrills hide in the shadows just waiting at every turn. [ coaster whoosh ] brave the black forest on verbolten. the all-new multi-launch coaster. only at busch gardens. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. you just saw a trailer for "hi custodian." a film featuring music from tonight's musical guests. they will release their highly anticipated new album "swing lo magellan" comes out on july 10th. you can even get it in this awesome cuneiform vinyl tablet edition, you see that? isn't that cool? [ cheers and applause ] that's weird and then the record's on -- the actual record's on the back. isn't that wild? uh, tonight is their first live appeara

. >> jimmy: really?a couple days. know what i mean? >> jimmy: i love rhode island. yeah. you go there. >> i'll just go to providence. >> jimmy: newport. >> go to providence. >> jimmy: oh, i love providence. >> let's go to providence. >> jimmy: oh, that's a blast over there. >> i'll have a burger in providence. and then i'll go home. >> jimmy: providence, rhode island is rad. that's a great place. you could stay around the country. >> that's right. >> jimmy: where do you live, in l.a.? >> no, i live here in new york city. >> jimmy: you're in new york? >> oh, absolutely. >> jimmy: then you could go to providence. [ cheers and applause ] that's two for two. >> let's hear it for new york. >> jimmy: you could go somewhere east coast. and go -- >> i could. >> jimmy: berkshire vermont or something. >> i could just go to queens. >> jimmy: go to queens! that's great! [ cheers ] they've good food. >> oh, they've great food. they got good indian food. >> jimmy: do they really? [ scattered cheers ] [ laughter ] >> j

but "jimmy fallon" coming right up. jimmy!e: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, it's good to be back, you guys. hey, good to see you, higgs. good to see you, roots. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody! [ cheers and applause ] happy to be here. we have a great show tonight. [ cheers ] let's get to some news here, you guys. on friday, president obama spent the night at his home in chicago for the first time in over a year. it was nice. he even went down to the basement, dusted off some old campaign promises. he was like -- [ laughter ] "this one got me delaware." [ laughter ] that's right. obama spent the night at his home in chicago. of course, it got awkward when he left, and his housekeeper was like, "so, see you after t

i play hockey, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next time, we'll do that. >> yeah, next time. >> jimmy:e. hey guys, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] and then we're going to hook it left and go back into those doorways. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you want to go first or do you want me to go first? >> you go first. >> jimmy: all right. >> white first, like chess, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: smoke before fire. [ laughs ] all right, here we go. i'm just gonna go from here. all right, ready? that's pretty good. >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: that's pretty good, right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty good, right there. [ laughter ] -- at the wind. >> okay. >> jimmy: testing the wind. >> all righty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that counts as one. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: no it doesn't, no it doesn't. there you go. address the ball. >> ah! >> jimmy: this is going to be easy. this is going to be easy. no one's ever been in the sand trap. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah, except for -- yeah, i'm trying to think of who -- maybe chuck scarborough. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, here you

but "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy, take it!io 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." it's going to be fun tonight. want to say congratulations to the los angeles kings. last night, they won their first stanley cup in the team's 45-year history. wow. [ cheers and applause ] that's big. fans in l.a. couldn't believe it. they were like, "we have a hockey team?" [ laughter ] speaking of sports, in a new interview, president obama says he hopes, too, that the nba finals go to a game seven. of course, obama should probably be focused on other matters, like hoping his presidency goes to a term two. i mean, that's what i would be doing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy, take it! center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about! that's the kind of love you want it get from a new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] big show. tonight on the show we have my man, charlie sheen. [ cheers and applause ] we have beth stern. we have musical guest alabama shakes. [ cheers and applause ] incidentally, alabama shakes is what charlie would get after a late night in birmingham. [ laughter ] yeah. let's get to some election news, you guys. over the weekend, mitt romney held a retreat for his donors which included dancing. at one point people started doing the robot, or as romney called that "the me." [ laughter ] they're all doing "the me."

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little tricky move by jimmy -- jimmy tricky fallon. >> jimmy: oh. here we go. come on. ah. ♪ yes!goal wins. >> jimmy: yes. ♪ ah! ah! >> oh. ♪ oh. ♪ >> jimmy: oh! yeah! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> awesome. >> jimmy: finally! oh, my gosh. i'm sweating. >> wow, man. >> jimmy: you look much cooler. >> that was a great -- that was a great goal. >> jimmy: i will say, no matter what, either way, i'm going to give five grand to cam neely. [ cheers and applause ] you're a good dude. [ cheers and applause ] denis leary, guys! see him in "the amazing spider-man" in 3-d theaters everywhere july 3rd! july 4th, "kiss my ass" comes out! download it! emily mortimer joins us next! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] nothing will keep you from magnum. silky vanilla bean ice cream and rich caramel sauce all covered in thick belgian chocolate. magnum ice cream. for pleasure seekers. let'"that looks hard"oject from all covered in thick belgian chocolate. to "that didn't take long". let's break out behr ultra... ...the number one selling paint and primer

"jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy, take it! center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring g the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it. thank you so much! feels good! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody! [ cheers ] what a show. we have a lot to get to tonight. a lot to get to tonight. a big, big fun show. this is giant news for fans, next month, the author of "fifty shades of grey" will be signing copies of the book at comic-con. [ scattred cheers ] that's right, she'll be signing copies of the book at comic-con, or as comic-con fans put it, "mom, i told you to wait in the car. [ laughter ] what are you doing here? get out of here." did you guys hear about this? a new study found that a record number of america's wealthiest citizens are renouncing their citizenship to avoid high taxes. yeah. which ex

but jimmy fallon's got the president coming up next, jimmy! ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, how are you? thank you so much. it's going to be fun. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy friday! [cheers and applause ] hope you have a great weekend. this sunday is mother's day. [cheers and applause ] yeah, my mom's the best. for years, she fed me, washed my clothes, red me bedtime stories. yeah, but then last year i got my own place. [ light laughter ] so we're going to go out to dinner. hey, i was reading about this, hooter's is offering customers ten free chicken wings on mother's day. [ scattered cheers ] and 45 really uncomfortable minutes with your mom. [ laughter ] you enjoying this mom? happy mother's day. here's som

>> jimmy: they really do. >> really. >> jimmy: yes, a lot. >> they cuddle a lot. >> jimmy: yeah?old mcdonald. 'cause they -- they're farmers. >> jimmy: yes, they grow a certain type of plant. >> a magic plant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a magic plant. >> and they -- well, one of them is a soldier. >> jimmy: yes. >> he's a toy soldier. >> jimmy: yes, he's a toy soldier. >> from iraq. >> jimmy: yes. >> and then, he comes back, and he gets the seeds for the magic plant. >> jimmy: yes. >> and he starts a business. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a type of business involving his goods. >> yeah. and then, all the other wizards are like, "how do they do that? it's so awesome." >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and then, these wizards are from tijuana. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> yeah. very far from hogwarts. >> jimmy: very far, yeah. tijuana is -- >> so they're like, "oh, we want that plant." and so, like, "oh, can we borrow --" my character for a while. >> jimmy: yeah. and they say please and thank you. >> yeah, well, they like -- >> jimmy: kind of. >> they put, like, a bag on the head. like a

now here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello there. i'm jimmy.his is our nba game night special -- although it isn't quite night, but that's okay. it is father's day. happy father's day to the dads whose families were kind enough to give them the greatest gift of all -- the gift of being left alone to watch tv. [ laughter ] father's day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor dad, it's the one day of the year that brookstone does any business. you know that? [ laughter ] coming up shortly, game 3 of the nba finals between the miami heat and the oklahoma city thunder. game 3 is critical because the team that wins game 3 goes on to win the finals sometimes. [ laughter ] so, the thunder won game 1, the heat won game 2, so they're even, which means it's almost as if the last week of our lives meant absolutely nothing at all. [ laughter ] miami's looking to win their first title for the thousands of elderly fans who are scheduled to pass away over the off-season. [ laughter ] game 2 was exciting. the heat held off a late thunder

and jimmy talks to kids. and now here's jimmy kimmel!al assignment tonight, our second nba "game night" special of 2012. tonight, game 2 of the nba finals between the miami heat and the oklahoma city thunder. as basketball fans know, game 2 provides a critical, much-needed bridge between games 1 and game 3 so -- [ laughter ] oklahoma city is hosting the finals for the first time. not only is this the greatest moment in the history of oklahoma professional sports. this is the only great moment in the history of oklahoma professional sports. the thunder did go to the finals three times back, when they were known as the seattle supersonics. they were moved and renamed the oklahoma city thunder in 2008. the new owners were looking for a name that would bring to mind a women's indoor soccer team, and they did get it. there's a lot of excitement in okc right now, and understandably so. a local tattoo shop is giving out free thunder tattoos. i don't know. if i were getting a tattoo, i think i'd want to pay the full price, maybe throw a tip in t

but "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy, take it!eve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! roots! thank you very much! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you so much. welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. it's going to be a fun show, fun show this evening. first little news for you here. i have some campaign news. mitt romney has been giving his volunteers a free sweatshirt for making phone calls on his behalf. the sweatshirts are just like romney, 100% reversible. and -- [ cheers and applause ] whatever -- [ applause ] did you see this yesterday? president obama gave bon jovi a ride to new york city on air force one. [ scattered applause ] that makes sense. bov jovi is living on air while obama is campaigning on one. [ ch

jimmy fallon right now. jimmy, take it!rom studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, hey, everybody! how you doing? thank you for that welcome! aw, very nice. great new york city crowd here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you so much. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] big show tonight. big show tonight. lot of guests, lot of fun to get to. here's a campaign update, you guys. president obama has a new ad that hits mitt romney's business career by calling him an "outsourcer-in-chief." [ light laughter ] romney responded -- yeah. romney responded with an ad of his own made by an excellent company in india. they make the best -- [ laughter ] -- commercials. they're really good. listen to this, you guys. starting this weeke

>> jimmy: yeah.ner norah jones. [ cheers and applause ] she's beautiful, talented. fun show, you guys. i noticed this trend on facebook where people will post an image of an inspiring quote on their wall for everyone to see. know what i'm talking about? and the quote is usually by someone famous, like an actor, author, politician, or historical figure. i love reading them. and sometimes i'll read one i'll think like did they really say that. i mean, it could be hard to tell. it's like no one checks these quotes to see if they're real or not. i'll show you guys what i'm talking about in this next segment called "don't quote me." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't quote me cause i'm ♪ >> jimmy: i saw this first quote on someone's facebook wall last week. it's from a famous irish author named george bernard shaw. he said, "a life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." that's a good way to approach things, right? [ light applause ] but,

jimmy fallon.ns -- have all the former kings of bacchus come on as guests? and then end it with the mardi gras parade. boom. [ cheers and applause ] right? >> jimmy: i will talk to them. >> and i will come and be a guest. >> jimmy: you will? >> assuming i'm available. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more with will ferrell when we get back, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ liquid plumr double impact... double impact. [ doorbell ] i'm here to snake your drain. i'm here to flush the pipe. [ male announcer ] new liquid plumr double impact has twice the drain clearing power with a plumbers snake to grab deep clogs and a powerful gel to finish off the rest, baby. [ gurgling ] ♪ new liquid plumr double impact. with smooth caramel and chocolate. ♪ hmm twix. also available in peanut butter. great news! the video call went very very well. asia is on board. too bad you couldn't participate. probably you were worried about overages on that limited data plan you use. perhaps you shouldn't have uploaded so many vacati

>> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you get? >> you get awesome seats. >> jimmy: that's good. to pay for them. it's part of the deal? >> it's part of the deal. >> jimmy: people are excited to have you there. you may have gotten ripped off on that one. >> that's true. you might have a point. i do now vu to watch the game sitting on my hands basically. you know, i remember i was sitting there with will, you know, defense? what the -- babe, we get fined for stuff like that now. >> jimmy: that's right. >> you can't blurt things out. you mean to tell me i can't enjoy the game? you know? it's cool, though. >> jimmy: you could get fined, wouldn't it? >> yeah. mark cuben gets fined all the time. you get a full fine if you're part owner or do the other owners have to pay half of it. >> you get the full fine. >> jimmy: you sure you get fined. maybe will just said that to get you quieted down during the game. >> that could be a trick too. >> jimmy: you went to can or kaun? >> either one. you went to both of those? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: to promote this movie. i assume you had been ther

but jimmy fallon -- jimmy's comingight now.and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much, everybody. alive, alive crowd! great crowd here tonight. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here's some political news, you guys. yesterday, president obama played his 100th round of golf since taking office. you could tell it was obama 'cause he finished about 14 trillion over par. [ laughter ] 100 rounds of golf since being elected. it was weird. when obama asked the caddy for a recommendation, he was like, "don't play too much golf." [ laughter ] wise guy. some major international news. in a new interview, iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad said he will retire from politics in 2013. or as he

. >> jimmy: why?ebrities on my show. i think when i have civilians, people that don't note any better, then they are more likely to really talk smack about celebrities and stuff. i feel like celebrities, you have friends and you are always afraid to come to my parties. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm afraid of you. i'm afraid that my true activities will be revealed. >> well, you could make the activities. i would love it if you come on the show. >> jimmy: on the show, yes. >> i would love it. but i do like the idea of talking to regular people. i have created a monster -- >> jimmy: are you going to pull people off the street? >> sometimes. well, as a matter of fact, for this week, i have something in mind with audience members that i guess i shouldn't have said right now. i'm just saying, if you are coming to the taping of the show, just put on some powder. >> jimmy: look good? >> look good. >> jimmy: your mom is going to be apart of the show. >> my 91-year-old alcoholic mother is a nightmare. she's in hair and

but jimmy fallon's happening right now! jimmy, congratulations! >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh, wow. thank you very much. i feel the love. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. great crowd. >> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, too, sir. you guys, here is some political news. president obama has asked senator john kerry to stand in as mitt romney while he practices for the upcoming debate. [ light laughter ] big job, big job for kerry. first, he has to memorize romney's stance on each issue. then, he has to memorize romney's other stance on each issue. [ laughter ] so it's just tricky. yeah, obama's using john kerry as a stand-in for romney. when he heard someone was pretending to be mitt romney, romney was like, "wait, that

but jimmy fallon is happening right now. jimmy!steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! hey, you guys, thank you so much. welcome. weome, everybody. thank you for being here tonight! welcome to "late night --" [ cheers and applause ] "-- with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys, huge, huge news today for president obama. the supreme court voted 5 to 4 to uphold his health care law. [ cheers and applause ] wow, big day. obama actually had three different speeches prepared, depending on the decision. but in the end, he went with the one that made the most sense -- "suck it, romney." and -- [ laughter ] yeah, and it was reported that house minority leader nancy pelosi wore her lucky purple shoes to the supreme court's health care ruling while hou

tomorrow night catherine zetta-jones "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy!steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about! how you doing!? welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." that's me. it's gonna be a big show tonight. we're very excited. a lot of fun people here tonight. a big election story, you guys. it's been reported that mitt romney's personal hotmail account has been hacked. yeah. hotmail. [ laughter ] even ron paul was like, "get with it, you old geezer." come on. [ laughter ] speaking of mitt romney, his campaign is in the news for misspelling several words on his promotional items. today, romney issued a press release, he said, "i'll get to the bottom of this or my name isn't malt ramrod." [ laughter ] mitt

jimmy kimmel is up next. >> up next on an all new jimmy kimmel live, howie mandel. >> not in my ear have i gotten a wet willy. my friend did it it was in the back end. >> chris bosh. unnecessary censorship we cannot longer [ bleep ]. >> music bylingen park. >> we'll have have health care now no matter what. i'll >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, howie mandel, nba champion chris bosh, and music from linkin park, with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thanks for watching. thank you. very nice. and welcome. it was a beautiful day today here in southern california. really nice, sunny 70 degrees. lot of the country is suffering through intense heat, temperatures over 00 degrees in a lot of places. heat advisers issued illinois, new jersey, ohio, tennessee, nebraska, indiana, oklahoma an kansas did you know that in kansas if the temperature goes over 100 degrees it's legal to go to work naked? did you know that guillermo? the morning the supreme court ruled in favor of president obama's health care plan. you know what that

> jimmy: no, not really.ple vomit -- well, i would, anyway. thank you, i'll treasure this. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: hey, if you want to spin the globe and see where you go on vacation? >> sure. >> jimmy: let's to it. >> where the hell is that? >> jimmy: oh, it's alaska, you're going to alaska, congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on the movie. it came out great. i know, a lot of people might go -- guys especially and say i'm not going to see a stripper. that's not exactly what it is. it's called "magic mike." we'll be back with offspring. [ cheers and applause ] >>> the jimmy kimmel concert series sponsored by bud light. >>> this is their album "days gone by" from huntington beach, the offspring! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ run to the light it won't save you tonight all our yesterdays are pictures lost in time ♪ ♪ never enough towers crumble to dust looking back on the moments of our lives ♪ ♪ all your anger all your hurt doesn't matter in the end those days go by ♪ ♪ and we all start again what you had a

> jimmy: no, not really.vomit -- well, i would, anyway. thank you, i'll treasure this. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: hey, if you want to spin the globe and see where you go on vacation? >> sure. >> jimmy: let's to it. >> where the hell is that? >> jimmy: oh, it's alaska, you're going to alaska, congratulations! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations on the movie. it came out great. i know, a lot of people might go -- guys especially and say i'm not going to see a stripper. that's not exactly what it is. it's called "magic mike." we'll be back with offspring. [ cheers and applause ] good morning! wow. want to start the day with something heart healthy and delicious? you're a talking bee... honey nut cheerios has whole grain oats that can help lower cholesterol. and it tastes good? sure does! right... ♪ wow. delicious, right? yeah. it's the honey, it makes it taste so... ♪ well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? be happy. be healthy. >>> the jimmy kimmel concert series sponsored by bud light. >>> t