that's pretty good. >> then everyone says, "jimmy, jimmy, jimmy!" >> jimmy: all right, good. okay.them separated. [ laughter ] you know? like that song? keep them separated. >> jimmy: no, that's not really a top ten song right now. >> well, there's another one i have. i know you don't like that one. how about -- o.j. was innocent! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, no. no, i don't -- no, see, i think -- let's go back to the drawing board. do you have one more? >> okay, i have one more. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you can't touch this. my penis! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. that's enough. that's -- we got to work on that. we'll work on that backstage. >> thank you. >> jimmy: our next guest this evening rose to fame with his performance in "the hurt locker." gosh, we love him. he's worked nonstop ever since. this friday, you can see him opposite ben affleck and justin timberlake in a big new movie called "runner, runner." please welcome back to the show a talented man. say hello to anthony mackie! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pound it! >> come on now! i got my

>> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: no, you have him. >> i got him. you got him? him. >> i got him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm giving him to you. what do you mean you got him? >> sorry. [ laughter ] sorry. now, the next animal i have for you. >> jimmy: what do you have? >> this is incredible. wait till you see her. she is beautiful. [ audience ohs ] this is a cougar. >> jimmy: what is this? >> mountain lion, cougar, puma, mountain lion, catamount, screamer. they're awesome. this is one of the largest cats in the united states. her name's nikita. nikita, once she gets bigger, she'll be 125 pounds. right? >> jimmy: oh my god. >> they can carry something three times their weight up into a tree. so, a 375-pound man, she'll carry him up into a tree. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> isn't that incredible? look at those claws. huge claws. >> jimmy: yeah. >> look at those, retractable. >> jay: oh my gosh. why -- we should cut them or something right? >> we don't cut them. and we don't remove their teeth. she likes to tenderize the meat first. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's amazin

>> jimmy: oh yeah. >> oh, great. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay that's great. >> jimmy: what do you tweet oute. what do you tweet out? what do you tweet out? [ cheers and applause ] i thought you were supposed to do things that are personal. why is that funny? >> jimmy: i tweet out weather updates. [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: al roker should do that. >> i said, i hope you have a lovely evening, have a great week. i thought that was spiritual. >> jimmy: i know that's very spiritual. i saw you tweeted out a photo here of you and carson daly. >> oh, my dog went for his crotch. >> jimmy: and your dog went ot bite -- [ laughter ] your dog -- that's your dog jasper down there. >> that's jasper down there, yeah. >> jimmy: or maybe you should tweet out a photo of jasper. >> i have tweeted out a photo of jasper. >> jimmy: with different outfits on or something. >> he had an outfit on. >> jimmy: what was he wearing? i know you're a red sox fan, but he was wearing a yankees, what do you call that kerchief. >> jimmy: all right, he's in a yankee's kerchief. maybe he does sports teams, jasper. so, maybe

but "jimmy fallon" happening right now! jimmy!s and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. oh, man. that's what i'm talking about. i feel the love. i love that, that's awesome! oh, that's a hot crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] a good looking crowd. new york city crowd. welcome, everybody! please, welcome, have a seat. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." oh, my goodness. that's the way to do it right there. oh, man. you made me feel so good. that's great. thanks so much for doing that, you guys. thanks for watching at home. i appreciate you tuning in to see the show here. people are take being about. the big series of "breaking bad," the series finale of "breaking bad." that was last night. more than 10 million people tuned in for that show. [ cheers and applause ] that was

you okay are you okay jimmy ♪ ♪ jimmy are you okay jimmy are you okay jimmy are you okay jimmy are you] >> jimmy: i know. ♪ aretha >> aretha franklin. what? respect. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was good. [ talking over each other ] >> hugh: the whole sidekick thing. >> jimmy: sidekick thing. we're really getting there. >> you are singing in vegas with me. >> jimmy: let's do it! i love it! i'm opening act. i love it. >> steve: celine. kirk. >> jimmy: yes, captain kirk. >> the password is thriller. >> jimmy: sounds easy. [ light laughter ] >> hugh: is that the easy sound? >> jimmy: in america they do that -- >> hugh: that's a hard sound. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. >> steve: are you ready? celine is going to start. ♪ scary [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: that would be thriller. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: son of a bee sting. we're gonna give it to them. >> i'm back now. >> jimmy: barely back! celine was supposed to go first. >> oh, no. >> steve: celine, you are going to go. >> thank you. >> jimmy: kirk is not listening to us. are you here or are yo

but jimmy fallon happening right now! jimmy!> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary ros crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that makes it feel so good right here. that's love. i'm sending it right back out your way. all this love. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys doing good? [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here. welcome, everybody. and thank you for watching at home. here's what people are talking about. some major celebrity news here, everybody. kanye west proposed to kim kardashian last night, and she said yes. yeah, very, very nice. you know what he did? it was very romantic. he rented out -- only kanye can do this. he rented out at&t park in san francisco. set up the whole park, and he put the words please marry me on the jumbo screen. [ laughter ] that's cute. i think it's cute. [ laughter ] unfortunately, he had to w

, jimmy. what, the dean's [ bleep ] list? >> no. i got good grades. >> jimmy: you did? >> earlier i wasn't getting good grades. got in the drama program. got a real sort of direction. >> jimmy: is that the idea of the show. trying to give the kids a direction? >> yeah, 15 kids just about to drop out of school. and 15 celebrity teachers, su zechlt -- orman. 50 cent. 50 cent is executive producer on the show. and you shouldn't probably shouldn't unless you want to get in another twitter war. >> jimmy: well said. the school is dream school. monday nights at 10:00 on sun dance channel. david arquette, professor david arquette. back with arcade fire! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ more than a new interior lighting system. ♪ it is more than a hot stone massage. and more than your favorite scent infused into the cabin. it is a completely new era of innovation. and the highest expression of mercedes-benz. introducing the 2014 s-class. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank jennifer garner, davi

>> jimmy: yeah. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah.thing? so take your chicken. oh, you did right here. and then dip that in the egg and then the bread crumbs. >> it's alive. >> jimmy: here we go, and then you throw it in the pan with the olive oil there. >> how come only one hand? >> because the other one, you need for things. yeah. >> jimmy: all right. good. [ talking over each other ] >> if your phone rings. >> jimmy: checking your gold iphone, but this is -- you can make chicken parm out of this stuff. that's what i like about it, it's all fun recipes in here, as well, by the way. you can do, like, i can pick one per night and make a new thing. >> hey, look at that. i did it. it's great. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wait, you did this. jerry, this is good. see, i believe you can cook! >> you are so amazing. >> jimmy: i believe that you can cook with this. got to use the iphone app thing because it's pretty rad, as well. >> it is rad. >> jimmy: that guy, like that. >> yes, and then here we're cooking it over here. and

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome. that's a hot crowd right there. that's a good looking hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] great new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon", everybody. you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers ] that's what it's all about. here's what people are talking about. of course, it's the debt ceiling, again we're talking about this and things aren't going well. in fact, during a press conference yesterday, president obama said that congress needs to raise the debt ceiling because there aren't any other quote, "rabbits in our hat." [ laughter ] plus they're still tired from their last trick where they made thousands of jobs disappear. [ laughter ] so, president obama also called on john boehner to stop coming up with excuses and hold a vote on ending the government shutdown. boehner said he would schedule a vote but he's washing his hair? [ laughter ] going to the vet? [ laughte

but "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy!ers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hey! looking good! thank you, please, welcome. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] welcome. it's going to be a fun show tonight. well, let's get to what everybody's talking about. people are still having trouble signing up for obamacare because the website is totally screwed up. and the white house isn't happy about it either. now they're saying that they want the website to be completely fixed by thanksgiving. [ laughter ] then the tech guy who's trying to fix it said -- [ in nasal voice ] yeah, well i want a girlfriend, but guess what, ain't happening, buddy. [ laughter ] dad, can you pick me up? i'll be waiting out

>> yeah, i did. >> jimmy: rebel. >> i know. >> jimmy: i know.e now i can say all the secrets. we would have like lots of bars on our windows. >> jimmy: really? >> big security systems. i was the mastermind behind the breakouts. i was like the walter white of my boarding school. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> yeah. and i would mastermind us sneaking out and going over to the boys school next door. yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: mom, how did you let this happen, unbelievable. did you get in trouble for that? >> no, because i was very good at math in high school. so they didn't want to expel me because all the averages would go down. >> jimmy: yeah, very smart. [ light laughter ] >> i didn't get busted. >> jimmy: "super fun night." i love the title of the show. i will say -- ♪ super fun night ♪ super fun super fun night ♪ >> i could work on that. >> jimmy: we can work on that. we'll work on that. it's kind of based on you, yeah? >> yeah, it's kind of like the anti-sex and the city. 'cause when these girls talk about eating late at night, they don't

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you for coming to visit us here. i will tell you something -- the government may be shut down. but we are open for business here! [ cheers and applause ] what are we doing here? shouldn't we all be out looting a best buy or something? who wants to start a post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang? [ cheers and applause ] to be honest i didn't notice the government was shut down today. but the 800,000 government employees who had their hours gut or jobs taken away definitely did. but the good news is congress is still getting paid. [ audience booing ] >> jimmy: i want the names of the idiots who elected these people -- oh, wait, it was us? never mind. federal food assistance programs are on hold. nasa mostly shut down. national parks are closed. even forced the animals to leave. squirrels, chipmunks, bunnies all out on the streets. meanwhile the affordable care act, also known as obama care which is what everyone is fighting over became available today. which is good news for the doctor in your family who has to look at everyo

, jimmy.y: yeah. >> they don't know how to deal with it and move on. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> i live in los angeles. and a couple of years ago, there were these fires about 60 miles from my house. something on santa monica mountain. people lost everything they own. they lost their homes, everything. and at the time i had a 2010 7 series beamer. and -- i came outside my house one morning and there was a very fine -- of ash all over my car. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> and i sit back and i thought to myself, why me? why do these things happen to me? >> jimmy: yeah. very good. thank you. yes. exactly. >> guess what, they do happen to you and you deal with it and you move on. >> jimmy: you're a bigger man -- thank you. we can learn a lesson from kevin nealon, right there, everybody. >> i knew my guy -- i knew my guy would clean it. >> jimmy: you didn't even do it yourself. that's very nice. >> and by my guy, i mean steve higgins, your announcer. >> jimmy: yes, he cleans your car. >> he cleaned i

but "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy! ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are-- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome, everybody, thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." look at this. hot crowd already. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. so happy you're here, so happy you're watching. thank you so much, everybody. welcome to our show. here's what people are talking about. after this big fight over obama care, it turns out that the website where you signed up for it all has all these glitches. the website is completely -- it's just crap. [ laughter ] it's so bad that today, president obama held a press conference to address the issue and he was like, "we will do our best to fix these technical problems." [ laughter ] "these technical problems." [ laughter ] "these technical problems." the tele

muy populare. [ as mccartney ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> steve: "that's no good, jimmy." >> jimmy: "nons library." [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. but, this video didn't help. did you see this? north carolina congressman george holding was overseeing a session in the house of representatives. and while one of his fellow congressmen gave a speech, holding fell asleep. [ laughter ] let's check it out. look at this. >> it's about trying to do what's right for the whole country. and if your heart -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what, huh? like -- [ cheers and applause ] like the dude in "rear window." you ever seen "rear window"? when the catches him murdering -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: raymond burr. you know it's bad when even the dudes who are on c-span can't stay awake watching c-span. what was that guy's name in "rear window"? >> steve: raymond burr. >> jimmy: raymond burr. that's "ironside" the original. >> steve: is that right? >> jimmy: yes. and he caught -- jimmy stewart. >> steve: yes. [ as stewart ] "i have my binoculars here. a peeping tom." and he, like, kills his wi

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but "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. that's so nice. this is a hot crowd. i love this, great new york city crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's me. hi. how are you doing, pal? nice to see you. first off, i just want to say happy birthday to tariq right there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have a fun show tonight. here's what people are talking about. you guys, this whole government shutdown thing is still going on. it's just insane. last night president obama had an hour-long meeting with republicans and democrats and they still were unable to end the situation. so don't worry, while the shutdown is putting people out of work and cos

but jimmy fallon happening right now! jimmy! ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm excited. i'm excited. i'm excited. it's going to be good tonight. yeah! welcome everybody. that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd. that's the love i'm feeling right there. thank you. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon" you guys. oh, my gosh. i know, i'm excited. paul mccartney is in the building, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] settle down. we'll get to it. we'll get to it. oh, my goodness. we will get there. we will get there. it's so exciting. today is going to be great. let's get to the news first. here's what people are talking about. the government shutdown is still messing up everything. actually joe biden had to cancel his appearance at democratic fund raiser tonight because of the shutdown. and it got kind of awkward when they announced that biden wasn't coming and they raised t

>> jimmy: it's good.her there's two meatballs in there. >> steve: cloudy sauce. >> jimmy: thank you, vatican officials, for saying jesus was the first twitter user because his messages were brief and carried meaning. though, i bet it got weird whenever someone was like "yolo," and jesus said, "speak for yourself." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: catch you in three days. >> jimmy: gulp. yolo. [ laughter ] yolo. you should get that, it was pretty good. >> steve: him and lazarus. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you, airplane window shades, for being a great way to casually ignore the greatest human achievement of all time. think i might take a nap. [ laughter and applause ] who cares about the -- >> steve: the grand what? >> jimmy: yeah, grand canyon, who cares? i'm tired. thank you, pigeons, for always looking like you're about to launch into a john travolta impression. [ as travolta ] i swear to god. sandy, sandy, girl with kenickie, i can't believe it's you. ♪ >> steve: danny zuko? [ laughter ] ♪ summer lovin'

. >> yo, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah, hey. it's kamal from the roots right there, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> mind if i say something about the shutdown? >> jimmy: no, if you want to say something about the shutdown, go ahead. >> all right. listen up, this is a thing i like to call "slap a fool." [ slapping sound ] >> woo! >> all right, now come on, congress. what you doing, man? want me to slap your ass? [ slapping sound ] right now, republicans are all anti-obamacare, and you know you're going to get slapped for that. but democrats ain't getting off the hook that easy. you guys don't want to meet halfway? then how about your ass meet my hand? [ slapping sound ] [ laughter ] now, the only way this is going to get fixed is if you knuckleheads start working together. wait, what's that, congress? you don't want to work together? [ slapping sound ] how about now? that's what i thought. all right? so all of you bozos in the house and senate, shake hands and get along because if this happens again, you're all getting a tri

but, "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy!ers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you for being here. hot crowd. hot crowd, right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. we're going to have fun tonight, you guys. here's what people are talking about. katy perry raised some eyebrows today in a new interview. katy said that too many female singers are wearing revealing outfits just to get attention. [ laughter ] unfortunately, the interviewer didn't hear a word she said because fireworks were coming out of her bra. [ laughter ] point taken. [ cheers and applause ] point taken. thank you very much. hey, guys, halloween is just a couple of days away. [ cheers and applause ] the fun times. be safe, everybody.

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johnny knoxville and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johnny knoxville and jackson nicoll. julianne hough. and music from ariana grande. with cleto and the cletones. and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for watching! welcome to hollywood! very kind of you. appreciate it. our congress today in case you haven't heard placed america's least favorite game show, no deal or no deal. day 15 of the government shutdown a. coccording to my ad calendar. seemed look they would do something after the biggest debt rating agencies warned it would downgrade our credit rating which would be bad, i think, i have no idea. aa sounds fine to me. president obama said he was hopeful an agreement would be reached tonight. then again he was also hopeful the obama care website would work and that isn't really happening. part of the problem is that republicans in the house can't even agree between themselves on what they want.

>> hi, jimmy! >> jimmy: hi, where are you from? >> pamona. >> fontana. >> jimmy: exotic. >> jimmy: what does it say on your sign there? >> justin brings sexy back. >> jimmy: oh. i bet he has never seen that sign before. >> i'm sure he hasn't. >> jimmy: creativity is your key to getting noticed here tonight? >> definitely. >> it obviously works. >> jimmy: you might be right it actually does work. who else, guillermo. what is your name? yes, your name? >> michelle. >> jimmy: hi, michelle. where are you from? >> los angeles, california. >> jimmy: i've been there it's beautiful. let me ask you this how long have you been waiting outside? >> since 5:00 last night. >> jimmy: last night. you were here for the paul mccartney concert, waiting for the justin timberlake concert. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have a job? >> what? >> jimmy: do you have a job? >> yeah, i got the days off. >> jimmy: what did you tell them? must be an understanding work place? >> i told them my mom need to go to a doctor's appointment. >> jimmy: all right. well you, m

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. glad to be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] last night -- last night's show was kind of exhausting. it was tense. kanye west was here. i won't go over the feud thing again. if you've don't know what happened. you don't care. he was mad. we talked it out. it was uncomfortable at times. in fact we gate huge raot a hug the show last night. so much so i'm thinking of fighting a fight with another celebrity. right now i have it narrowed done to kirk cameron and james vanderbeek. i need to find their weaknesses if any one can help me. do. i want to talk text messaging. i was involved in an incident this morning. soc some one, i won't say who, let's say her name is my mother. texted me at 4:57 a.m. today. it wasn't an emergency. just had some thoughts on the show last night. she wanted to share with me at 4:57 a.m. and it was not one but five texts. now i don't text, i am not a tesh texter. i get ten texts.

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but, jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy!d applause ] ♪ and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! hey. oh my goodness, welcome, everybody, to "late night!" welcome. thank you for being here. thank you for watching at home. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." are you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] beautiful new york city crowd. welcome, everybody. we're gonna have fun tonight. here's what people are talking about. everyone is talking about the obama care website. apparently this thing has got all of these glitches and now tech experts are saying the only way to fix it is to completely start over and redesign the whole website from scratch. [ light laughter ] while the guys from the geek squad said, "did you try blowing on it? [ laughter ] did you turn it off and wait five seconds and plug it back in? oh, my god. i make $7 an hour, okay? i call myself a geek. [ cheers ] i'm a geek. that's all i ca

tomorrow matthew mcconaughey will be here, but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy!plause ] ♪ from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh hey! welcome everybody! all right! thank you for being here! hot crowd! hot crowd tonight. welcome to "late night." [ cheers and applause ] i love you, i love you! welcome, everybody! thank you for being here. thank you for watching. you guys feeling good tonight? you feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] i can see you're in a good mood because it's almost halloween, everybody! you excited? [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night is halloween and, uh, and this woman was making news today. she's from north dakota. and apparently she says that she's planning on giving overweight trick-or-treaters a letter explaining that sugar is bad for them. [ laughter ] instead of candy. well those kids will hand her a letter saying, "toilet paper or eg

but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy!d applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. feeling good tonight. thank you very much, everybody. look how good you look. look at this. good looking crowd. great new york city crowd here. welcome, everybody. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? i can feel it. yeah, it's very special. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a special night. here's what people are talking about. the new york mayoral primaries are tomorrow. and in an interview with the "today" show this morning, anthony weiner -- [ laughter ] he's still running for mayor, yes. [ laughter ] he said he's convinced that he'll be the next mayor of new york city, even though only 7% of voters support him. [ laughter ] even kathie lee and hod

>> jimmy: exactly.enjoying having -- now you have two oscars, right? >> yeah. i do. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's really very cool. very overwhelming, but it was nice. i've been around long enough where i can sort of enjoy it. enjoy it with my family, took some time off. that's the great thing about show business -- so, that movie's over and now you kinda start from the beginning on the next one. >> jimmy: everyone forgets how good you were last year. what are you up to now? i saw you hosted "snl," which you were great on -- a great job as always on "saturday night live." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "saturday night live" -- >> i love "snl." i had a the best time with you when you were on the show. in fact, i remember the show we did where we did the radio disc jockeys, and the teens from boston. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> and it was the best one i ever did. and lorne, who is the boss of the show. lorne michaels came up to me like right after the show. i'm going t

>> jimmy: if we stop -- all right, ready. >> oh! >> jimmy: sorry, kids!e an instant replay here. great way to keep ants off your picnic. our janitor hates you, bob, by the way. >> jimmy: let's do our next thing. what do we have next? >> a little chemistry. >> chemical. road trip. >> we have chemicals. >> so what we are going to do -- a reaction that is a color-changing reaction. >> jimmy: aren't we supposed to put on safety glasses? >> yes, put on safety glasses. >> jimmy: thanks, bob. >> we have two chemicals, and mix them and look for color change. >> should a get a lighter? >> no, no. an iodine reaction here. here's what we will do. let me get my goggles on. >> what are the chemicals? >> sodium bisulfate. >> of course. >> put the funnel here. >> jimmy: you really put the fun in funnel, bob. tell you that. >> you swish that. agitate the liquids. >> agitate. hey, hey, don't get so agitated. >> i'll hold this you. pour that in. >> jimmy: agitating the liquids. >> really good. >> jimmy: i have had some experience with this. >> little less agitation. there

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching.nk you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you for joining me. what promises to be adventure of a lifetime. we have not one but two music superstars. one of the greatest country music artists not from this country ever, keith urban is here with us tonight. and sean diddy combs is with us too. [ cheers and applause ] i wonder if there is anyone who likes both of them? [ cheers and applause ] diddy changed his name so many times i had to look on wikipedia for what to call hem im tonight. diddy is here with a new product. i think it is candy apple, pixie stick, ciroc vodka. diddy has more business ventures than ten episodes of "shark tank." he will be here to share the news about them with you. t the big news in england, big day, duke and duchess of cambridge, william and kate, cristened their son, prince george, in the royal chapel, st. james palace, a small party to celebrate, back room at london area hooters. this is a photograph of prince george on his special

>> jimmy: why do you have no teeth? >> steve: he lost his uppers. >> jimmy: why?them with a glow bag. maybe he had an accident, the bong hit him in the head. i don't know. don't do drugs, kids. >> jimmy: you don't lose your teeth. >> steve: meth. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. it's possible that you could lose your teeth. >> steve: you're right, you're right. i'm wrong. >> jimmy: don't do drugs. [ laughter ] the cheetos aren't glow in the dark, by the way. >> steve: just the bag. if the cheetos were -- well, they almost are now, they're neon orange. >> jimmy: the natural orange color. you might as well make them neon green. >> steve: we love cheetos. kids, don't do drugs. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, scarecrows for looking like hobos that want to hug it out. [ laughter and applause ] come on. ♪ thank you, bars that have dart boards because supplying drunk people with sharp objects to throw. very smart. great idea. ♪ thank you, pineapples, for being the bert of fruit. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, chili's too for tying up all of those unresolved plot

>> jimmy! >> jimmy! >> oh, man. hi, jimmy. >> i don't know what happened here?hat's wrong? >> oh, i don't know. >> jimmy: what happened to the cupcakes? >> i don't know what the -- happened here. >> jimmy: itf they bring any moe will you grab me one. >> huh? >> jimmy: all right, i will see you later. ♪ . >> jimmy: the bella twins on the e! show, on sunday november 10th. every week on monday night raw. do you understand what happened now? >> now, i see everything. >> jimmy: see adilena every day at the bottom of my stairs. thank you, adilena. we'll be right back with vice president al gore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ dial up my number now ♪ weaving it through the wire ♪ switch me on ♪ i want to touch you ♪ you're just made for love ♪ i need ooh la la la la la get into sears for the lowest prices of the season event... you want big savings? ...starting october 25th and save 50% off all kenmore wall ovens. or up to 30% off all other kenmore appliances when you use your sears card. this is serious savings. this is sears. more than a new interior lighting system.

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>> eminem. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> 12 i think. in 1999. >> jimmy: really.nto the boy band thing or any of that. i think my first album i bought was the fujis. >> jimmy: yeah. >> an interesting fact. >> jimmy: weird reaction. ah. i heard that this summer you shot captain america 2? >> i did. i play agent 13. >> jimmy: 1813. agent to the shields. >> yes. i wasn't a huge comic book fan, once i started immersing myself in the world i was going to be a part of it. so fascinated by it. amazing. my assistant is a huge comic book fan, we were geeking out on the way to work every day. i thought i never would be having these conversations. but we were. an amazing world. what a cool universe. i hear you are a big fan? >> jimmy: i like comic books, yeah, yeah. i don't want to position myself as a nerd. i am still very, very cool. >> nerds are ruling the world. >> jimmy: that's what they say. then you wind up getting beat up in the alley. >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: i like captain america. not my favorite of the marvel super heroes. he's cam tptain america. he was kind of