>> jimmy: yes, yes. >> questlove: yes, i am. >> jimmy: he's a foodie, yeah. >> oh, good. >> jimmy: sou never can tell. >> jimmy: yeah, you never can tell. it's just i want you to try and just eat this and just pick the best one, man. already just by presentation -- >> questlove: which one should i do first? i'll make it quick. >> jimmy: well, okay. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> questlove: mmhmm. >> he's the judge. >> questlove: mmhmm. oh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] okay. >> jimmy: the winner -- [ suspensful music ] ♪ [ bell ringing ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! i beat her! >> congratulations. >> jimmy: what was it? was it the coleslaw? >> questlove: i like the coleslaw. >> jimmy: yeah! i knew it! i knew it! ha-ha-ha-ha! >> questlove: i'm sorry. i have to keep my job, you know? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm going to be on the cover of "martha stewart living" next month, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] no, i'm not. the summer issue is available right now, all the recipes we made tonight are in there so, go pick it up! my thanks to jon hamm, brit marling, martha stewa

>> yeah. >> jimmy: aw, that's so cute. >> i know. >> jimmy: i love your parents. >> thank you. >> jimmy are you from? >> i'm from toledo, ohio. >> jimmy: so, they're -- do they still live there? >> they do. >> jimmy: and we -- i was talking to them backstage and they said -- your mom said she sends you care packages still. >> she does. >> jimmy: she sends you care packages? [ light laughter ] >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: what -- what would be in one if i opened one of your care packages? >> well, um -- usually, some, sometimes still some pop tarts, which are my favorite. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pop tarts? >> yes. and then, she finds really beautiful dishes because i love dishes. i do. i like to collect them. i love them. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i do. >> jimmy: they're just single plates? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> and like, cups, like sets of things. >> jimmy: yeah, and then what do you do with them? >> well -- >> jimmy: is it like a tea party? do you use them? i mean -- >> i do -- i like a tea party. i do. >> jimmy: do you just hang them up? oh, you do use them? >> i like -- i d

got some great tomatoes. >> jimmy: you got some great tomatoes, jenny. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy:mmy: i'm not even looking. >> it's shabbat, so. >> jimmy: i'm not even looking. [ laughter ] yeah, shabbat, yes. oh, thank you, yeah. >> so, you know. >> jimmy: yes, very good. now, we have to talk about your tv show. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, you have a tv show now. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's called "married." >> it's called "i don't read that." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- it's not called "i don't read that." it's called "married." >> it's called "married." yes. >> jimmy: and it's -- i'm just assuming it's about a married couple? >> yeah, no, it's about 87 tomatoes -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's about -- >> it's about a group of married couples. you've got judy greer and nat faxon play a couple. brett gelman plays a a divorcaic - a divorcea -- a a divorcee-a. that's what you say. no? >> jimmy: yes, of course, sure. sure, sure, sure. divorcee-a, yeah. >> a divorcee-a. >> jimmy: yeah, i know what that means. [ laught ] >> which can be hard, but he plays a divorcee-a. and i --

>> jimmy: i know!, let's hear it for little jimmy going to third grade now. [ laughter ] [ applause ] okay. so now here we go. here we go. i'll be 77 years old, not bothering anybody. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> just kind of getting up to see what a pigeon is doing, okay? >> jimmy: yep. >> and then you do that. okay? >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm going to show you what it's like when you get this age. [ rattling ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. more with bill cosby when we get back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ introducing new johnny appleseed hard apple cider. refreshingly sweet and intense. and bursting with a crisp apple bite. so try a johnny appleseed hard apple cider tonight and let the stories flow. she youryeah. my first. congratulations, she's beautiful. oh, she's so sweet. thanks. your applewood pulled pork with extra pickles, sir. ahh, she is perfect. the subway applewood pulled pork has arrived. slow-cooked with lotsa sweet, smoky applewood goodness. also enjoy the bar

>> jimmy: my man! >> jimmy: what's his name? >> jimmy: hey, buddy. what's up, buddy? man dude. >> steve: yeah, that's buddy guy man. >> jimmy: that's buddy guy man dude. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: buddy guy man dude. that's my man. he's my man. he's my dude. >> steve: he's my main man. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ thank you, protein bars. i know you're just a candy bar and you know you're just a a candy bar, but i'm glad that we could share in this delicious chocolaty lie together. [ laughter and applause ] all i eat is protein bars! >> steve: that's it, man. i eat monkey milk and protein bars. >> jimmy: nothing but monkey milk protein bars. they're the best ones. you get monkey milk. that's the best protein bar. >> steve: if you don't get it, you're a fool. you're a damn fool if you don't get monkey milk. we got a fool. >> jimmy: don't call me a fool. i'm just saying -- >> steve: what did you get? did you get monkey milk? >> jimmy: i don't know what kind of protein bar i got. i just -- >> steve: oh, you should. if you don't know what's going in your body, then you'r

there you go, jimmy! there you go, jimmy! >> jimmy: putting that in there and there.enu, but this is. look. that's the way to do it. >> go! >> jimmy: oh my gosh. [ cheers ] that's what i'm talking about. right? the best. >> it's cooked. don't worry. >> jimmy: thank you. >> quest, you want to try? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check out giada at the cromwell in las vegas. sorry. and her show, "giada at home," airs sundays at 10:30 a.m. on the food network. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was one of the best things i've ever eaten. >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: that is -- that is unbelievably delicious. >> giada: is it good? >> jimmy: it was delicioso! >> steve: unbelievable, unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to josh brolin, artie lange, giada de laurentiis. and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tunded for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye, bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ c

>> jimmy: we can do it! >> steve: yay! >> jimmy: we can do it!e: i knew they could do it. >> jimmy: it seems like nothing but trouble for the president. republicans also slammed obama's new regulations on power plants by telling him to quote, "take his golf cap off and get his hard hat on." [ laughter ] and then they saw this and they said, "you know, maybe put the golf hat back on. that just looks weird." [ laughter and applause ] check this out. there's a group of conservatives that have launched a new social media site for republicans called reaganbook, after facebook. [ laughter ] i guess they figured it was better than the original name, my bush. [ laughter ] don't go to that website. don't go to that website. don't go -- >> steve: i've been there. >> jimmy: don't -- do not -- >> steve: no. >> jimmy: do not log on. that's not a good website. >> steve: you know where i go to? >> jimmy: where's that? >> steve: lincolned in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lincolned in. ♪ take care. go retire. he's going to retire. steve higgins, the great steve higgins

>> jimmy: hey!et on up man, i'm funny ♪ ♪ then go see "the expendables 3" because it look like it's gonna be ugly ♪ ♪ look you got "x-men the days of future past" "guardians of galaxy" they shoot too fast ♪ ♪ "teenage mutant ninja turtles" back that franchise still getting money ♪ ♪ and "dawn of the planet of the apes" who the leader? oh, man that's caesar ♪ ♪ and everybody in "the giver" walking around no memories like amnesia ♪ ♪ oh, you thought that they had feelings dead wrong 'cept optimus prime ♪ ♪ let's transform and see "captain america winter soldier" now playing in theaters ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: word. word. >> tariq: word. >> jimmy: word is born. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: word is born. word is born, absolutely. >> steve: there we go. loves the movies. >> jimmy: give it up for tariq and the roots, everybody, right there. word. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: mr. movie phone. >> jimmy: this one here is from jeff finnegan. "hey, jimmy, i know that you tape the show

jimmy.: so great to see you. thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate that. and it was really sweet, i met your mom back stage. >> momma's here. she's out there somewhere. my mother just got in from london. >> jimmy: momma may. >> momma may. >> jimmy: awe, beautiful name. you don't hear that name as often. >> well, my son, shawn, is getting married at the end of the week, my 30- year-old boy. he's getting married here in new york. so all of the family's coming in. >> jimmy: oh fantastic. so good. they can come to the show. i'll get you tickets. and we got this great new movie. i got to say i loved "the november man." it was great. if you like spy thrillers, ex-cia, you don't know who is who. there's a mole. you go, oh. if you liked james bond, you got to watch this. i, of course -- we love james bond, and we love you. [ cheers and applause ] you were a great bond. but, i mean -- in fact, who plays the girl. >> olga -- olga kurylenko. >> jimmy: kurylenko, and how do i -- i know her. >>

so, okay. >> jimmy: song? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: yep. five words? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: third word.is? boy. boy? fifth word. me? jimmy. me. you. you? >> uh-huh. uh-huh. >> jimmy: i can't make you love me? >> no. close. this is how you love me? >> i don't want to -- >> jimmy: oh my god! >> steve: hey, hey! [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: "i'll make love to you!" >> yes! yes! ♪ >> jimmy: i'll make love to you! i'll make love to you! [ cheers and applause ] i just screamed "i'll make love to you" to chris colfer. at the top of my lungs. all right, now, halle this is the big -- here we go. it's me and you. you can win, you can come back. >> halle: i can come back? okay. >> jimmy: this one's worth 1,036. all right, which one do we choose? [ audience shouting ] >> jimmy: four. all right. now, we both do this at the same time. if our partner guesses, we win. >> steve: titanic! >> halle: ugh. >> jimmy: i didn't -- [ laughter ] >> halle: and we do it just both -- you say both? >> jimmy: yeah, both. yeah. we do both. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready? ready? together. all right, ready?

jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- chris rock, governor chris christie, musical guest kacey musgraves, and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! welcome, everybody! to "the tonight show"! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. oh, my gosh, what a hot show. hot show tonight! chris rock is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] governor chris christie here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i have some jokes about him, yeah. might be in trouble a little bit. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: kacey musgraves here tonight! hot, hot, hot! [ applause ] welcome to the show, everybody. here's what people are talking about. great news, you guys. the new york rangers beat the los angeles kings in game four. [ cheers and applause ] last night! to stay alive in the stanley cup finals. so now they trail three games to one, or as they say in hockey, "they're hanging on by the skin of

>> jimmy: ha! you so much for coming. >> steve: oh, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show, everybody. here's what people are talking about. i saw this, president obama is planning to break up his vacation in martha's vineyard by returning to d.c. for two days for meetings. two days away from his family vacation or, as that's also known, a vacation. [ laughter ] if you've been on vacation, you know. [ applause ] oh, man. this is not good. did you hear about this? cnn is being sued -- [ laughter ] cnn is being sued after one of its correspondents got drunk and bit two paramedics. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: uh-uh. >> jimmy: got drunk and bit two paramedics. the good news is, cnn finally has a story worth talking about. [ cheers and applause ] sometimes you've got to make your own news. tequila on the house! tequila on the house! tequila -- [ musical sting ] on the -- [ musical sting ] tequila on the house! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> steve: you snapped both hamstrings.

>> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: sorry. >> jimmy: okay.g. [ talking over each other ] now this is one of those -- now this is one of those things that i better take care of personally. ♪ [ subway sounds ] [ screams ] [ laughter ] >> remind me to send him a a thank you note. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was "house of cue cards." to watch it again, visit our youtube page at youtube.com/fallontonight. and be sure to subscribe while you're there. stick around. we'll be right back with mickey rourke, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ shelly ] as a graduate of devry university and keller graduate school of management, a business career was my goal. this was my career training camp... my professors... they were also my coaches. and my biggest supporters. their guidance from start to finish... helped me get my latest promotion...at microsoft. [ male announcer ] get started now with our merit based career catalyst scholarship. new students could qualify for up to $20,000. funds are limited. to be considered you must apply by august 2

>> jimmy: no, i do not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, i'd be honored. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i can't thank you enougheasure. >> jimmy: i've never been happier. >> you look it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to chris harrison. watch chris on bachelor in paradise monday at 8:00 on abc. he's just a helper. you know, i love to cook and i think i may have found a new cookie mentor, aunty fee. she came very popular after posting a cooking video online. there are many videos online and i've seen them multiple times. if you're not yet familiar, here she is making chicken wings. >> this chicken is still frozen, okay? and this is dried parsley. you see that [ bleep ] right there? [ bleep ]. make anything taste [ bleep ]. i don't have time to be waiting on the sprinkles. i mix all that up, put it in a pan, put it on 350, cook for about two and a half hours, three hours if you want it to just fall off the mother [ bleep ] bone. [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: needless to say, i fell head over heels in love. we tracked auntie fee down. joining live from her kitchen in south c

here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you. thanks, cleto. thank you. i am jimmy. i am the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. boy. it was a balmy day here in hollywood. i looked up the weather report online. i went to accuweather because it's accurate. they said it wasn't humid. but i think they're lying to us. it seemed humid today, didn't it? guillermo is outside right now. guillermo, does it feel humid to you out there? >> guillermo: very humid, jimmy. >> jimmy: i should mention that as a service to the miserable, sweaty people of hollywood tonight, we stationed guillermo outside with a barber's chair. [ laughter ] what are we going to do with the barber's chair, guillermo? >> guillermo: we're going to give them a hair cut. >> jimmy: that's right. tonight, guillermo's going to give people hair cuts to cool off for summer, right? that's the idea? >> guillermo: that's the idea, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo, have you ever given a hair cut before? >> guillermo: no, never. >> jimmy: you have not.

: taylor. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what you look like.looks a lot like you. >> people say that, people say that but you know, you know, i think the whole tri-tail situation. >> jimmy: she's not -- not doesn't do ponytails or pigtails -- not two pigtails, there are three of them. >> jimmy: it was a tri-tail, a a lot of scrunchie going on up there. and she was very interested in -- in creating a pegacorn. [ cheers and applause ] you sent a list of things that your character likes about three weeks ago. that she has a band-aid collection. what does that even mean? how did you come up with this character? >> okay. well, on the real -- the whole, like, i'm natalie, i like to create popsicle stick castles by myself sometimes. that's actually a story from my own childhood. >> jimmy: no. >> so yeah. i have this scar -- [ laughter ] i had this scar on my leg and it's a very prominent scar that i've had for probably since i was 10 or 11. and everybody always asked me about it. and they're like, "wow said that's a pretty significant scar that's last

>> jimmy: i am touching it right now. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, he is. >> jimmy: see?le to caress you thumb when you go to bars. >> i have a thumb fetish. totally. >> jimmy: it's the year of yes. i mean, why not? let's do it. i am just doing it. now, here's -- you have the hit show. but now, you have a very funny movie coming out. a comedy. it's called "let's be cops." >> yep. >> jimmy: and it's based on two guys that dress up for a a halloween party as police officers. and then, people start believing that they are cops, so they just go, "let's just be cops." let's play the year of yes and see where this takes us. [ laughter ] and it's very, very funny. it's damon wayans, jr. is in it, right? gosh, he's funny human being. >> yeah, they're both funny. jake and damon are hilarious. i've never laughed more in my life. i've never worked with funnier people. >> jimmy: present company -- [ laughter ] >> well, i mean -- ♪ >> jimmy: okay, everybody. nice to see you, pal. we're going to bring the monkey out! and the monkey is going to respect me! monkey will bite uncie jimmy.

are you -- >> no. >> jimmy: are you married? >> no. >> jimmy: oh.ere the one who said -- >> he wants a big wedding. i just want a lot of shoes. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that wasn't the point of the joke at all. i'm not saying that you have to have a big wedding. >> he wants a big wedding, i want a big closet. >> jimmy: oh wait, so now we're getting to this dr. phil type of stuff. [ imitating dr. phil ] you're saying you want a big wedding. you're saying that you don't want. you want a closet full of shoes. well you'll have a bunch of time wearing shoes, but you're the only one that can wear them. but guess what? there's an extra pair in that house. and they belong to him. you've got to wear shoes too. more with dr. phil when we get back. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, you guys. oh, exciting news. the duggers from "19 kids and counting" just announced that their daughter jill is expecting her first child. isn't that nice? [ cheers and applause ] in a statement, the duggers said, "we're excited to meet the baby and welcome him into ou

>> jimmy: he understands. >> your wife, too. >> jimmy: yeah.our baby. not necessarily in that order. [ cheers and applause ] kerry washington, everybody. season four of "scandal" thursday september 25th, at a new time, 9:00. we'll be right back with tom petty and the heartbreakers. [ cheers and applause ] >>> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sharper image. quality, innovation, design. sharper image is your destination for technology, electronics and the latest destination for technology, electronics and the latest gadgets. plan. it h a great one, and i don't compromise. ok, how about 10 gigs of data to share, unlimited talk and text, and for a family of four, its $160 a month. wow, sounds like a great deal. so i'm getting exactly what i want, then? appears so. now, um, i'm not too sure what to do with my arms right now 'cause this is when i usually start throwing things. oh, that's terrifying at&t's best-ever family pricing. for instance, a family of four gets 10 gigs of data, with unlimited talk & text, for $160 dollars a

"jimmy kimmel live"! >>> tonight, justin theroux, angie harmon, music from 5 seconds of summer. and now as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] that is very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host, thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here. very nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. we have a lot going on tonight. so much to get to. first of all, i don't know if you notice, we have a very popular band on our show tonight. they're from australia. and look at this line. a lot of these people slept over here last night. they slept in our parking lot. 99% women. i think there were a few dads sprinkled in there, but as far as men go, that is it. they're all here lined up for our musical guest tonight, "5 seconds of summer." and this is exciting. the band is planning to marry whoever screams the loudest. pick the four girls who make the most noise and spend the rest of their lives together, i guess. look at this

>> okay. >> jimmy: you know how simon says works? >> yes, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. this could scare the hell out of the immigration guys down there. [ laughter ] >> very funny. >> jimmy: all right. now, guillermo, let's get some people there, cousin sal. >> come on in. >> jimmy: preferably kids. okay. good. >> we have some kids. >> jimmy: kids, you know how to play simon says? >> turn to the camera. >> jimmy: yeah, turn around. i assume they know how to play simon says. now, guillermo, for the first round, don't say simon says. just tell them touch your toes so we'll eliminate people right away. the kids can't hear me right now. all right? so just say touch your toes. >> touch your toes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. all right. all right. >> you're out. >> jimmy: we only nabbed one of them. simon says -- what else should -- simon says put your hands on your hips. >> simon say put your hands on your hips. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know if we can blame the kids. tell them to touch their toes again. >> touch your toes. >> touch your toes. >> jimmy: all right. >> oh,

off the heat. >> jimmy: okay. >> off the heat. >> jimmy: off the heat. >> pepper in. >> jimmy: okay,e they are. >> salt, pepper. >> jimmy: all right. >> okay, and from there, from there a little teaspoon of crem fresh. that cools the eggs down. >> jimmy: got it. >> back onto the stove and whisking, please. >> jimmy: back to the whichking, back to the moving. >> a little fork, a taste. get close to your food, come on waky waky. with a fork? it's not ready yet, it's all raw. >> [ bleep ]. taste the seasonings. >> jimmy: raw. >> it tastes of raw egg? >> jimmy: exactly. >> the spot la is flexible unlike you. you've got to bend to get in there. >> jimmy: i'm bending, i'm bending. >> back off, that's it, back off. >> jimmy: all right. >> a touch more of crem fresh in there. >> jimmy: what is crem fresh? >> like a sour cream. come on jimmy. now from there -- no off the heat. off the heat. final taste, final taste. >> jimmy: all right, still tastes like raw eggs. >> come on, put your salt and pepper. >> jimmy: yeah, we need a little more pepper and a little more salt. >> that's it. back onto

>> no. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. 20 years ago. >> jimmy: yeah.>> maybe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe in the dvd extras you can set someone on fire. >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. mickey rourke, everybody. "sin city: a dame to kill for," opens august 22nd. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. wiimited talk and text, shae and for a family of four, its $160 a month. $160 a month? sign us up. um, maybe we sign you up at the store after this. right, 'cause this is the... food court, yeah. it's the food court. at&t's best-ever family pricing. for instance, a family of four gets 10 gigs of data, with unlimited talk & text, for $160 dollars a month. it runs on doritos. [ barks ] sure. so now what? got to put the whole bag in. okay. yes! it's really working, jimmy! [ humming, thumping ] [ humming ] [ thumping ] this is the greatest

up next "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good "jimmy kimmel live". actress kerry washington. have a good night >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, kerry washington. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music with tom petty and the heartbreaker. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say? here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, thank you. hi, guys. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night. we have quite a lineup of guests for you tonight. kerry washington is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] back to work. shooting new episodes of "scandal," which is excellent. kerry plays a washington, d.c. fixer, who manages to survive on wine, popcorn and sex with the president of the united states. i'm not going to interview here tonight. i'm going to keep yelling, tell me what you know. [ laughter

eve, this is jimmy."started dancing. >> jimmy: i had a few beverages. [ laughter ] >> so did i. >> jimmy: but it was -- that's the best way to do it. >> it's the best way to do it. >> jimmy: you don't spread germs. that's the way to do it. >> exactly. >> jimmy: just start dancing with somebody. yeah. >> you know, you get into someone's vibe. >> jimmy: you got to get into the vibe and figure it -- having a dad like bono, how did you turn out normal? [ laughter ] i mean, he's a rockstar. you know, he performs on top of rooftops. he's like -- >> you don't know me that well yet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. well, did you -- i mean, you seem very together. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: did you grow up in dublin? >> i'm an actress, so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so this is all an act? yeah, very good. but you grew up in dublin, right? >> i did grow up in dublin, yes. >> jimmy: did you ever take advantage of your dad's rockstar anything? >> yes, i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you give me an example? give me one examp

>> jimmy: it does work. >> movie magic. >> jimmy: movie magic.umber 2" is forced perspective. >> jimmy: yeah. forced perspective. >> yes. it was very difficult to say that by the way. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i didn't want to say that. >> phenomenon. >> go back to phenomenon. >> jimmy: are we ready to show the trailer? can we show this? [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. >> i'm ready. are you ready? >> let's unveil. >> jimmy: all right. you're going to unveil. it's just unbelievably fun. gosh! it's the new trailer. the world premiere. here's jim carrey and jeff daniels in "dumb and dumber to." [ cheers and applause ] check it out. ♪ >> there he is again. almost two decades and he still comes. >> how you doing, buddy? i brought you your favorite candies. man, you got to give me somethin'. c'mon, c'mon, c'mon! spit it out! >> got ya! [ laughs ] [ laughter ] >> wait a minute! so, you mean you have been faking for 20 years? >> mm-hmm. >> and it was all for a gag? >> yep! >> that's -- awesome! [ laughter ] ♪ >> i like what you've done with the pla

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i adopted a dinosaur. isn't he cute? isn't my pet. his name is baby t., i've had him since he was an egg. since we have a new baby in our house, and apparently dinosaurs and babies are a bad mix, i thought i'd bring him out here and see if anyone wants to adopt him or take him -- [ cheers and applause ] anyone? anyone care for a dinosaur? yes, yes? oh, yes. come here for a second, yeah, you right there in the front row, yes, yes. where do you live? >> i live in minnesota but i'm from germany. >> jimmy: you're from germany, this will be perfect back in germany, then. do you have a yard in minnesota? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. here you go. this is for you, then. don't worry. right there, right there, right there. then -- right there. guillermo will show you. lead him right there. there you go. okay, thank you. thanks, good luck. bye, baby t.! [ cheers and applause ] there goes baby t. [ cheers a

>> jimmy: yep. >> set? >> jimmy: yep. >> kick! ♪ >> jimmy: whoa, whoa!keep kicking! [ cheers ] closer! [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! whoa! whoa! hey! whoa! [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: higgins -- >> it's tough being an action star, huh? [ laughter ] ♪ oh, oh. >> jimmy: so close there, tapped him. then i started dancing. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow, boom. there's one. >> jimmy: oh, i actually did break two. >> steve: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, not bad. >> look at that. there it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah! there you go. >> that was your crowning moment. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: higgins, what was my score? >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: what was my score? >> steve: two! >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. ♪ thank you for playing. give it up for will arnett right there. "teenage mutant ninja turtles" opens in 3d, in theaters everywhere on friday. stick around. we'll be back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ shelly ] as a graduate of devry university and keller

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow.hank you so much, everybody. welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." it's a very big day for us around here. tonight is our 100th episode of the -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to celebrate, people sent us flowers and a big cake, which i immediately passed onto rob ford and chris christie because we couldn't do it without those guys. [ laughter ] we couldn't do it without those guys. >> steve: god bless them. >> jimmy: that's right. we made it to 100 hours on -- of television. 100 hours of television. or as it's also known, one episode of the "today" show. [ laughter ] welcome to the 12th hour of the "today" show. of course we're not the only ones celebrating. president obama turned 53 years old today. so happy birthday, mr. president. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday. that's right. obama blew out his candles and made a wish. but when he opened his eyes, he was still president. [ laughter ] almost got out. almost got out. almost got out. as you can imagine, the president ge

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