>> hugh: hello. >> jimmy: it's jimmy again. >> hugh: yes. >> jimmy: sorry man, my google's broken can you answer a question? >> hugh: yeah. >> jimmy: what is the largest planet in our solar system? [ drum roll ] >> hugh: jupiter. >> jimmy: that is correct, jupiter is right! [ cheers and applause ] >> no! >> jimmy: joining shaq's booth, from nbc's hit show "the blacklist," the lovely megan boone everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love, you're awesome. >> hi jimmy. >> jimmy: it's gonna be so fun. here you go, that's shaq, >> jackman. jackman. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm so glad you got that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you guys are kind of psyched that he got that one right. [ laughter ] yeah, all right. all right here we go. very good. megan boone, alex trebek, shaq. very good. >> i'm trying to keep my hands away from shaq. >> jimmy: no, no, alex, everything is fine. shaq, all right. [ laughter ] shaq, i have a question for shaq. [ ringing ] >> what up boy boy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's me, boy boy. [ laughter ] shaq, name all the spice girls by their nicknames. [ aud

>> see you guillermo: >> jimmy: >> dicky:.dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- josh hutcherson, "science bob" pflugfelder, "people" magazine's sexiest man alive. and music from walk the moon, with cleto and the cletones. and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, everybody. thank you very much. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us at the end of this very important day. today, in case you didn't already know, is national unfriend day, also known as nud, november 17th. right? came up with the idea of nud five years ago 2010 as a way to encourage those who use facebook to eliminate those friends who aren't in any way your friends. thousands of people participated over the past half decade, purging all those annoying people with friend requests that they made the mistake of accepting. it's not too late for you if you want to be part of it, go on facebook right now. cut 10% of your friends loose. go ahead. do it. you will be glad that you did. if you need help in a minute i will explain in a min

>> jimmy: it's jimmy man. >> hugh: hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, sorry, hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh, hugh, hughckman, thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hugh, i have a a question for you, pal. >> hugh: yeah, yep. >> jimmy: what country invented the sauna? >> hugh: the sauna? scandinavian. scandinavian. finland? finland. >> jimmy: that is correct! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: finland! >> jimmy: it is finland. joining shaq-- [ laughter ] >> no way in hell you got that answer right. they gave you the answer. >> jimmy: joining us -- >> you gave him the answer. >> jimmy: -- is longtime host of "jeopardy." he's the best in the business, who is alex trebek? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you ever met shaq before? >> yes. ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing there? >> don't we have to close the door? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. okay. this next -- >> something's pressing against my chest. i hope it's his belly button. >> jimmy: no, that is his belly button. it's an outie. he has an outie. [ laughter ] next question is for shaq. >> come on shaq. [ ringing ] >> jimmy: you have to pick up this -- >> cel

>> jimmy: unfriend. >> look at my baby in my boots. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. ii. >> jimmy: what? >> let's play super bubble witch ii. >> jimmy: that's for you. hi. >> jimmy: oh. >> again. >> jimmy: okay, unfriend. all right. >> i'm running a triathlon. >> jimmy: you're too fat to run a triaialon. >> i'm'm going to try. >> jimmy: unfriend. >> i'm drunk and i want -- >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: i'm drunk at work. >> jimmy: you're drunk at work? >> g gllermo: yes. >> jimmy: you're always drunk at work. he, i'm going to keep. that's how it happens. [ applause ] i go back to my corner. >> jimmy: what have you had to drink tonight so far? >> guillermo: tequila and sprite. huh? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: is that a drink or did you make that one up? >> guillermo: i made it up. >> jimmy: that's called the home. that's how it works. clean out the clutter. keep the friends who actually are your frienen like this littlele drunk fella drinking his sprite and tequila and happy. we're going to take a break. when we come back from that break i wiol reveal the identity with your help from "p

of ten, >> jimmy: ten. >> ten. >> jimmy: yeah, ten out of ten. >> good man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: quills. >> look at the ears. and they're really intelligent, too. >> jimmy: have you smelled the ears? [ laughter ] >> i haven't smelled them yet. >> jimmy: no, don't, don't, don't. don't do it. don't do it. >> these have been tested at duke university. and they were found to be in some trials more intelligent than chimpanzees. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well i appreciate you bringing them here. >> so this is an animal with a a bad reputation, which is really, really beautiful. really beautiful. >> jimmy: i'm going to crawl back away. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: and then, oh, you have one more thing for us? >> one more thing. let's swap over to our last animal. thank you very much. >> jimmy: that is fantastic. >> wow. what about that? >> jimmy: these are the -- i mean, thank you. >> jimmy: these are all fantastic things. this is why i love having this job. you get to meet these fun animals and they don't bite me, and it's just great. [ laughter ] >> have

>> jimmy: no. >> jimmy: katy, you know those? >> saddle shoes. >> jimmy: saddle shoes is correct, yes, that's right. jason has fallen behind. jason, the next question is for you. what was fdr's wife's name? first name. what was fdr, franklin dell know roosevelt's wife's name? >> natalie? >> jimmy: no. no, but i like the way you're just guessing old-timy names in general. it's a good strategy. katy. katy, what was fdr's wife's name? >> eleanor. >> jimmy: eleanor is right. katy jumps out to a lead. a solid lead. jason, you have work to do and the next question is for katy. katy, what famous scarlett played black widow in the avengers? >> o'hara? >> jimmy: that is not correct. jason, you could steal. black widow? >> scarlett johansson. >> jimmy: that is right. jason, next question. what famous scarlet did vivian leigh may in "gone with the wind"? >> you mean her name? >> jimmy: her name, has it name, yeah. >> i'm going to guess -- scarlet -- marilyn? >> jimmy: no, it wasn't scarlet marilyn. >> dang it. >> jimmy: that's not even a la

here we go. >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know, chef! >> look, jimmy. look, jimmy. jimmy, look, look. >> jimmy: all right. i know! i'm making another thing. >> 30 seconds to go. let's go. let's have a look. let's go. let's go, let's go. 20 seconds to go. get a few dots on there as well. nice. 15 seconds to go. nice. stop. okay. [ applause ] right. >> jimmy: cheater. >> let's go. okay. >> jimmy: you're a cheater. >> okay, right nate -- >> jimmy: i know you cheated the whole time. >> so, here you have nutella and banana crepe with whipped cream. >> that's good. >> jimmy: yeah, it's basic. it's basic. [ laughter ] >> well, i tried to make -- >> jimmy: yeah, you tried. it's very key word. you tried. >> banana and strawberries. crepe, but jimmy threw some oranges on it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did not. don't tell on me. >> describe your mess. >> jimmy: it's a baby crepe, chef. >> a baby -- >> jimmy a baby crepe, chef. with oranges. >> i said three ingredients. there's only two on here! >> jimmy: there is three ingredients, chef. >> there's two ingredients. where's the t

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, rob lowe. from "marvel's agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.," adrianne palicki. and music from "dave gahan & soulsavers" with "cleto and the cletones. and are and now, having said all [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm sure you know today is veterans day, do we have any veterans in our audience today? a few, yes? timid veterans? this guy, just this guy really? well, happy veterans day to you and to all the veterans watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your service, your sacrifice, all you've done for our country. my dad was in the army when he was a young man. put that photo i posted on facebook up there. so that's my tad. he was stationed at ft. dix in new jersey. he worked in the kitchen, he was a cook. never left no one. was potatoes. killed a hot of them, very operatively. potato peelers can cut you. but thank you to all our veterans who did not get thanked enough, today and every day. [ chee

why i agreed. >> jimmy: fine. >> fine. >> jimmy: good. >> not fine. >> jimmy: what? >> sorry, actually i meant fine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good, fine. state farm's discount double-check. it pays to double-check. we'll be right back with more, "tonight show" ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] correct, i have a life mate. is that consequential? mmm..ehh with whom are you communicating? jake, from planet state farm. jake, from planet state farm at state your identity. it is jake, from planet statefarm, home of discount double check. describe your apparel "jakefrom planet state farm" uh, khakis... khakis...explain. a dull earthly garment coveringmale extremities. sounds most appropriate. save mass quantities, even at0300 hours. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and tony award winning actor who's written his first children's book called "naughty mabel," which is available now. it's super cute. you'll also be able to see him in "american crime story." i'm looking forward to this. it premieres on fx in february. ladies and gentlemen, p

>> jimmy: hay! just for the commitment alone, fantastic. >> steve: no, man. >> jimmy: five years. >> steve: five years. >> jimmy: this one is from @amandakoji. she says, "before his speech at my wedding, my dad got on the mic and said, test. test. test-ticles." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's funny, man. >> steve: oh, come on. he's having a ball. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. her dad's nuts. [ light laughter ] this one's from @kendallmk9. she says, "whenever my dad goes into a fitting room he always yells, 'there's no toilet paper in here!'" [ light laughter ] "there's no toilet paper in here!" dad. >> steve: "i need a plunger!" >> jimmy: this next one is from @stanvoit. he says, "at the movies when the star would first appear on screen, my father would shout, 'there he is!'" i know it didn't get a giant laugh, but that's my favorite one. [ laughter ] >> steve: there he is. >> jimmy: i'm going to steal that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you go see any movie, go "there he

>> momo. >> jimmy: can you spell it? >> m-o-m-o. >> jimmy: momo? >> yep. >> jimmy: momo. okay, good. momo, where are you from? >> maryland, d.c. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maryland. you look like -- are you in the witness protection program? [ laughter ] just wink at me if that's true. maryland. maryland. momo, oprah just came out with her annual list of her favorite things. what's your favorite thing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exercise. what? momo, what's your favorite thing? >> food. favorite thing. >> food. >> jimmy: no, it's oprah's list. you can't put food. what specific food? you can't purchase exercise for somebody. your favorite thing you gotta give as a gift. momo is here, she's unwrapping the gift. thank you, momo. i open it up and it's -- >> a new car. >> jimmy: a new collar, thank you very much. what does that mean? >> a new car. [ laughter ] a new car. >> jimmy: a new car. oh, my god. thank you. [ laughter ] i thought you got me a dog collar, like an s&m type of thing. i had no idea what the hell was going on. of course, new collar. >> steve: momo. >> jim

>> jimmy: you know, i have -- i think i know what you're talking about. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: and i have a way to make that happen. it's time for a lip flip. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'ello. [ laughter ] i'm cate blanket. [ laughter ] i'm in a new movie called "carol." [ laughter ] that's right. yeah, baby. [ laughter ] yo, yo, yo. c-a-r-o-l. carol. leave the last l off for loving it, hello. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. whoo, whoo, whoo. [ ught ] so - [ ught ] i cat quite ke my se, but i'm re as hell am going to try. [ laughter ] so, you know, cate? you can do some pretty great accents, so can i. [ laughter ] this is me, and i'm going to do elvis. okay, here we go. watch, step back, girls, and watch this. [ laughter ] so, okay. one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready. go, cats, go. [ laughter ] okay, elvis, for real. this is for real. what's up,an. thank you, thank you, yo, thank you, tnk y very ch. [ lauger ] okay. >> jimmy: so this is my real voice. [ laughter ] and i never get a chance to do my real voice. [ laughter ] i'm like, hey, guys. can i

jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. welcomomto "the tonight showow >> aududnce: i love you! >> jimmy: i love you too, sir. [ laughter ] my name is jimmy fallon, welcome to the show, everybody. thank you for being here. you're part of the show. this is it. you're the, "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] everybody's in a great mood, you can feel it. [ cheers ] of coursrs thanksgiving is tomorrow, you guys, that's just a reminder. anything from the fridge, prepare to get yelled at. [ laughter ] don't touch that beer! it's for the stuffing. [ laughter ] everything's for the stuffing. let's get some news here. i read that donana trump renovated d golf club in virginia a few years back, and actually put up a monument honoring a civil war battle that never really happened. [ laughter ] it's just made up, i guess people got suspicious when trump said it was to honor the battle of little big hair. [ laughter and applause ] little big hair. never heard of that. >>

>>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hillary clinton. bob odenkirk & david cross. with cleto and the cletones. and no, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're with us. we have quite a show tonight. we have a show tonight that could very well alter the course of american history. a woman who could very well be the next president of united states, hillary clinton is here with us tonight. meanwhile, we'll be touching on all the big topics. the economy, climate change, isis, whether khloe should take lamar back, everything. the secret service swept our building today, which is good, it was filthy. you know, the secret service really wanted to blend in around here, they'd wear dirty spider-man costumes. everyone around our office has been looking forward to mrs. clinton's visit this week. especially our own guillermo

>> jimmy: no. no, no, no, no, no, no, no. that was a good one. >> shame. >> jimmy: you got one of the roots. one, two, three. >> not wasting that one. [ cheers and applause ] sorry. >> jimmy: the second one got me good. went up my nose. that was a good one. went right down. here we go. one, two -- war. now, in a war, what we do is we we take three cards off the top. one, two, three. and then whoever wins this gets to dump this pitcher of water on the other one. >> okay. >> jimmy: from there. >> so this is it? it has nothing to do with it? >> jimmy: no. one, two, three, go. >> i'm so sorry. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sorry, man. >> jimmy: this is what it looks like when i work out for like ten minutes. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] all right, you have two glasses left. >> okay. >> jimmy: one, two, three. come on! >> are aces high? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a little half throw. >> okay. sorry. i really -- >> jimmy: like a water park. i'm getting killed here. all right, one more. you sure you don't want to sw

i don't even like jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: can't do that. >> jimmy: i did not tell you to do that! that;s such a lie. marshawn, we're cool, buddy. we're cool. >> dude, i'll show you the - all right, you're right! >> jimmy: what is going on with your saints? i know you're a new orleans guy all the way. >> you know, it's problematic, but we just lost to the redskins. >> jimmy: yeah., >> right. bu ht it's okay. it's okay. ii think it helps us get rid of our defensive coordinator. >> jimmy: really? >> thank god. >> jimmy: thank god, yeah. are you a crazy football fan? >> i'm the biggest football fan in the world. i love my saints. i wear my -- my armpits up paraphernalia. >> jimmy: hands high. >> hands high! paandaphernalia. >> jimmy: thank you. armpits up. >> armpits p. i don't know. >> jimmy: no, i invented this. >> hands high! you didn't invent that. that's a strong word. timeout, you took a sweatshirt and put a logo in the armpit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's dope, homie! that's dope. [ laughter ] i'm with it, i'm with it! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i got one for you. look. it's a sweatsh

>> hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> hand hug? >> jimmy: butt tap? >> real hug? >> jimmy: real butt tap? good to see you, man. >> happy holidays, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always good to see the guy. our thanks to justin bieber! good to see you, buddy. we'll be right back with kid letters, everybody. come on back. fact you won't find the brand pharmacists recommend most for cold and flu relief at the shelf. advil cold & sinus is only behind the pharmacy counter. ask your pharmacist for fast, powerful advil cold & sinus. just press clean and let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. roomba navigates your entire home cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. which means your floors are always clean. you and roomba from irobot jeb bush: leadership means you've got to be all in. it's not about yappin'. it's not about talking. it's about doing. i know how to do this because i was privileged to serve in florida for eight years. and we turned the systems upside down that weren't working. 1.3 million new jobs were created.

>> jimmy: get over here! >> whopper. >> jimmy: say wing wing. >> wing wing. >> jimmy: hello? [ laughter ] >> hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> hey. >> jimmy: hey. >> hand hug? >> jimmy: butt tap? >> real hug? >> jimmy: real butt tap? good to see you, man. >> happy holidays, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always good to see the guy. our thanks to justin bieber! good to see you, buddy. we'll be right back with kid letters, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] fact you won't find the brand pharmacists recommend most for cold and flu relief at the shelf. advil cold & sinus is only behind the pharmacy counter. ask your pharmacist for fast, powerful advil cold & sinus. relief doesn't get any better than this. just press clean and let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. roomba navigates your entire home cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. which means your floors are always clean. you and roomba from irobot [sfx:] all candidates' voices talking over one another my dad carried mail on his back. they called him "john the mai

jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- michael keaton. nick offerman. musical guest, chris janson. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 363! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd. that's what i'm talking about. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you're here. this is "the tonight show." we do it together. that's it, you made it. we're about to have a good time. are you ready for this? [ cheers ] this is what it's all about. i hope everyone had a great weekend. welcome, everybody. i had the cutest thing happen last night. i was putting my daughter to bed, and she asked me to read her a fairy tale. i said, "mother goose?" she said, "no, ben carson." [ laughter ] have you guys been following this? over the last few weeks, ben carson said that when he was younger, he tried to stab a a guy. he believes the egyptian pyramids were built to store grain, and he said he'd like to have an orange juice with jesus. [ laughter ] he also just bec

here we go. >> hey, jimmy. it's matt. >> jimmy: who? >> matt. used to work at the gap with your cousin ann. look at my omelet. >> jimmy: unfriend. sorry, matt. [ applause ] >> jimmy, it's marilyn. i'm having knee surgery. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. unfriend. [ applause ] >> hey, jimmy. it's uncle don. >> jimmy: uncle don. >> how are you doing? we've got to stop the flow of people coming across our borders. if we don't we're going the fall into the hands of lesbians. >> jimmy: unfriend. sorry, uncle don. give my love to aunt carol. hi. >> look at my baby. >> jimmy: oh. oh. unfriend. [ applause ] hey. >> look at my boots. all right? >> jimmy: unfriend. >> look at my baby in my boots. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> let's play super bubble witch ii. >> jimmy: what? >> let's play super bubble witch ii. >> jimmy: that's for you. unfriend the both of you. hi. >> i changed my profile picture. >> jimmy: oh. >> again. >> jimmy: okay, unfriend. all right. >> i'm running a triathlon. >> jimmy: you're too fat to run a triathlon. >> i'm going to try. >> jimmy: unfriend. >

this is jimmy fallon, the jimmy fallon appearance. >> jimmy: right. [ audience aws ] that's what you should wear. >> that's what i'm wearing. >> jimmy: so you're wearing-- it says you have the suit, keep jacket buttoned on entrance, keep jacket buttoned on entrance but unbutton when sitting. hey, you did that. hey, well done. [ cheers and applause ] he tells you exactly what to do? shirt, pinstripe tie, shoes, 2 boot-- black lace-ups. tuck laces and double knot. you remember how i taught you, right? [ laughter ] that's what it says on the bottom. right? [ light laughter ] are you a baby? you're like a little baby, "yeah, i tie my shoes." >> two bunny ears. >> jimmy: well, i found something because i -- we were talking about fashion. this is a magazine called teen talk, which is basically coming back, whatever that magazine is. teen talk. you were in teen talk, 1985. you're in teen talk. here's bryan cranston. it's just you exercising. [ light laughter ] and then look at this, this is you jumping rope. what does it say, something funny? jumping rope is one reason bryan has such great

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. aren't you glad i didn't ask yeah. [ laughter ] thank you for -- thank you for helping me out with the monologue. >> sure. >> jimmy: i appreciate that. >> any time. >> jimmy: yeah. what are your thoughts on that cnbc debate? was it such a disaster, like everyone said it is? >> well, i mean it was a a disaster for cnbc because you basically, you can be tough on -- and you should be, any moderator should be tough on these people because they want power over all of us, so you really have to put them through their paces. but when you're openly hostile, then it becomes, as cruz said, a cage match. >> and then people get uncomfortable so you don't get enough information coming out. and that was a mistake that the cnbc people made. >> jimmy: but now it's a big deal. now they're signing letters. they're not gonna go. jeb bush wants to do telemundo then donald trump says no way. he's not gonna do it. it's like -- it's insane. it's great for us. great for comedy, but -- [ light laughter ] >> th

ew. >> jimmy: ew. >> ew. >> jimmy: ew. >> ew! >> jimmy: ew! so daft, yeah, i know. >> ew. [ laughter ] you're the best, yeah. >> jimmy: you do a great ew. >> ew, thanks. >> jimmy: yeah, no problem. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. it's so great. it could go either way, if it's bad or good. >> well, that's what i said. i always use it, like, if i'm like that, and it's something that i really love, i genuinely do actually go, "ew, i love it. [ laughter ] the best!" >> jimmy: it's the best. oh, my god. you really do a great one. oh, we're gonna have to do something the next time you're here. >> i watch it a lot. >> jimmy: you have a great irish brogue there. but, you, actually you were born here in new york. is that right? >> i was born in the bronx. very cool. >> which, i'm sure you could pick up. >> jimmy: yeah, as soon as you started talking, i was like that's a bronx -- >> she's a bronx. >> jimmy: that's a bronx accent, yeah. absolutely. >> myself and j.lo. we're from the same block. >> jimmy: you're from the same block. that's right. >> we're from a si