a hole. >> jimmy: yeah.ace is above it. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: people at home are going -- the closed captions are working. >> steve: put your hand up. we need to get a screen shot. >> jimmy: this one's from lane bayer omaha, nebraska. he saw a photo of band from the 70's called black oak arkansas. and he thinks one of the guys in the band looks like me. i don't know if i see this one. does that look like me? [ laughter and applause ] okay. let's try something, you guys. let's see if this works. [ cheers ] [ applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] i see it now. >> steve: go, jim dandy. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for screen grabs. if you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us at screengrabs@tonightshow.com. we might put it on the show. stick around, we'll be right back with daniel radcliffe, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ for the past 27 days, four men have outlasted authorities by making their getaway in a prius. this game ends now. ♪ to catch a prius, you've gotta be a pri

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, senator bernie sanders, from "bloodline", kyle chandler, chefs frank castronovo & frank falcinelli, and this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. those hot -- thanks for taking off your clothes to get in here tonight. this is our second night of being in secret service lockdown mode. senator bernie sanders is here with us tonight. [ applause ] >> jimmy: last night on the show we had donald trump. tonight bernie. i'm interviewing all the candidates so i can decide which one of them will be my running mate. [ laughter ] usually i know vice presidents do it the other way around, u i'm not usually, and this is how i do it. if there's anyone who knows the importance of a good solid number two, it's bernie sanders. i think he'll be very receptive. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the secret service had to sweep our building for the second day today. dogs came in. every

>> jimmy: kimmel, jimmy kimmel. >> there you go. sign right there. >> jimmy: hi. how are you?e you go. >> jimmy: thank you. >> happy voting. >> jimmy: thank you. vote now. daddy's going to vote. >> excuse me. can i see your thing? huh. thank you. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't see my name here on this ballot. jimmy kimmel. >> are you running for office? >> jimmy: i'm running for vice president. >> oh, they don't put vice presidential candidates on the primary ballot. >> jimmy: how are they supposed to vote for me? >> this time you can't. we're just voting for president and these other offices today. >> jimmy: is my name isn't on here? >> no. >> jimmy: is there a write in spot? >> not for vice president. >> jimmy: what are we supposed to do? >> you just vote for the president of your choice -- >> jimmy: i don't want to vote for the president of my choice. i want to vote for vice president. >> we don't vote for vice president in the primaries. >> jimmy: i do. he's saying -- can she vote for me? >> no. there's no voting for vice president in the primary. >> jimmy:

>> jimmy: tony? i can't talk about it but you're getting swamped at a a limousine and you're getting in an argument. i can't really get into it, right? >> it's pretty inappropriate. >> jimmy: it's pretty inappropriate. [ light laughter ] but i can talk about it now and then we won't air it. >> all right, you can cut it out? >> jimmy: yeah. there's a scene where like -- [ cheers ] we have to know, we have to know. it really made me laugh. it's you and akivati an argument. like, you changed. no, i didn't. and like, these fans are coming up to your limousine, and you can see them on the other side of the glass, and this girl picks her shirt up and then he's like, "what is that?" you're like, "yeah, that's what my life is dude." [ laughter ] you don't know what my life -- and as you're doing this, a man comes down and pulls -- [ laughter ] and you don't realize it, but you keep pointing at it. yore like, "this is what i'm all about. 24/7, man." [ laughter and applause ] dude, i lost it. i've never seen a

that is pretty bad. >> it's a rough one, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's right, oh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want paper the whole thing was crossed out ♪ ♪ and at the end my professor just wrote nope ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ fml [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> boy, that's tough stuff, jimmy. that's real tough stuff. >> jimmy: that is a bummer. that is a real bummer. [ laughter ] >> can i lay another one on you? >> jimmy: oh, man, lay it down, lay it down. ♪ today for the very first time i decided to just be myself at work ♪ ♪ my boss asked me if i was drunk fml ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that ain't right. that ain't a good thing. no. >> it ain't, jimmy. it ain't. >> jimmy: i think that is rough stuff, brother. [ laughter ] that ain't good, man, that ain't good, no. almost as rough as this. ♪ today i was washing my hands in the bathroom looked up and saw a spider on my cheek ♪ ♪ slapped myself in the face as hard as i could to kill it ♪ ♪ it turns out the spider was on the mirror fml ♪ >> jimmy: i mean, that is -- [ cheers and applause ] >> it happens to the best of us, jimmy. it sure

you ready, jimmy? >> jimmy: we are ready. jimmy, are you ready? million. i'll step aside. [ whistle ] here he is. jimmy butler. the ball is up. [ audience groans ] that was pretty good. you had the right distance. >> i got to throw it. i should have threw it that way. >> jimmy: let's look at the replay here. yeah, it just -- the wind seemed to take it, i think. should we give him one more shot? [ cheers and applause ] i had a feeling they would say that. state farm is here to help life go right. so let's help this audience's lives go right and win $1 million. jimmy, this is your last shot. be better this time. i don't know what to say other than that. the people -- traffic is getting angry. >> oh, it slipped! >> jimmy: here we go. here we go. oh, my goodness. [ audience groans ] i'm sorry. but you know, i don't want our audience to go home empty-handed. so how about this. if you make a lay-up -- if you run across the street and make a layup we'll give everyone a pair of gold toe socks. >> i got to dribble? >> jimmy: you can dribble. there you go.

and now, stay focused -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.ello, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. i appreciate it. i want to thank you for joining us for "the bachelorette" postgame show. for those who don't watch "the bachelorette," don't worry, we'll get in and out of this faster than one of those relationships lasts. jojo went all the way to argentina to fair rethe field down to six. wells and garrett got the ax tonight. i don't know who they are either. this is find of kunny. jojo said good-bye, he got in the car. play attention. we get a rare glimpse into the behind the scenes of how the show works. . >> jimmy: that right there is the sound guy in the back seat. [ cheers and applause ] that's got to be the worst gig in hollywood, right if? your job is load derek into car, about he starts to cry make sure we hear it, then sit with him all the way home uncomfortably. what a show. speaking of amazing shows did you watch the sen finale of "game of thrones" last night? so man

hi, guys. >> jimmy: hey guys, how you doing? it's jimmy.an you see there's like a maid with a mole. hold, hold, hold. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly, it's perfect. well, we did it, we simulsnapped. >> amazing. >> jimmy: and i appreciate you doing that. thank you, my friend. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] ashley benson, "pretty little liars" airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on freeform. we'll be back with a a performance from joseph! stick around. hi, mom! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. ♪ ♪ (whispers rocket) for over 100 years like kraft has,natural cheese you learn a lot about how people cook. i wish i had like four different mexican cheeses but in one super melty cheese. it does exist! you still have two cheese wishes left. start boldly with the apple that bites back. redd's wicked apple. also available in mango and black cherry. (mamost of the show. we missed (woman) and there's no way to restart it. (jon bon jovi) with directv there is. ♪ you see, we've got the power to turn back ti

>> jimmy: yeah.]e >> bad news. >> jimmy: what do you mean bad news?on't. it's a push. >> jimmy: it's a push. so that means -- >> we clear it out. we clear it out. we clear it out. [ talking over each other ] now we're going again. >> oh, i win. >> jimmy: you lose. >> all right, i'll lose, i'll lose i'm ready. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is an ice cold pitcher right here. this is an icy, icy, icy cold pitcher right here. >> no. >> jimmy: it's an icy cold pitcher right here. >> go, go, go. >> oh, oh, oh. alright, alright, alright. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i know, i know, i know, i'm coming back. i kind of like the game. i kind of like the game now. let's go, one more round, one more round. i thought another name for this. we can call this chilly willie. all right, here we go. ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> ha ha, it's the final round, i know. >> it wakes you up. >> jimmy: it really does. i do it every morning man. i do it every morning. keeps me young. all right, here we go. i go down? no, i go up to you first. then i go down to

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! yeah!l the love tonight! welcome! hot crowd! looking good tonight! welcome, everybody! welcome, welcome, welcome! welcome to "the tonight show"! this is it! you're here! you made it! [ cheers and applause ] itll thank you very much. welcome to the show. we're gonna have fun tonight. let's get to some news stories here. a big upset in the nba finals last night. that's right, the cavs beat the warriors in game five. [ applause ] [ boos ] big fan, big fan. lebron james and kyrie irving each scored 41 points. irving said he was just trying to help the team. then lebron said, "just don't let it happen again." [ laughter and applause ] that's enough of that. meanwhile, the warriors steph curry. we love steph curry. he just released -- [ cheers ] did you hear this? he just released his new shoes for under armour. these new sneakers. and a lot of people are saying -- you know what i'm talking about? i know you're a sneaker head, yeah. a lot of people are saying they're dad shoes. just see what you

and now, here's jimmy kimmel. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thanks watching. thanks for what a night to be here. we have quite a program assembled with kevin nealon, and d.j. khaled is in the house and christina aguilera. do people still say in the house? whatever. he's here. for those of you who aren't familiar with his work, he's more popular on snap chat than, like, photos of private parts. he's that big. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's on it all the time. he even sometimes snaps and chats while he's driving. >> going to jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel and d.j. khaled. i'm premiering my album on jimmy kimmel and talking cloth. >> jimmy: so we'll be talking cloth. i'm looking forward to talking cloth. i rarely do it. we have the best brooklyn, the nba draft is going on. it's basically the rose ceremony from the bachelor but for dudes. philadelphia had the first pick. they had to scramble. they were going to pick the giant from game of thrones, but if you saw the show, he did not get picked number one. it was ben simmons who is

>> jimmy: i can't wait.him. plus, she's the creator and star of the hit series "girls" and she's also -- she has a new documentary coming to hbo called "suited," lena dunham is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] always doing something fun. later in the show, lena and i are going head to head in a a game of box of lies. [ audience oohs ] plus, we have music from dj shadow featuring run the jewels! >> steve: woah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's gonna be good. hey, guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of "father's day." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it's this sunday. it's a day to celebrate all the dads out there. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of father's day. here we go. pro, it's the most important day of the year for fathers. con, besides mother

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