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>> jimmy: yes, i'm ready. >> okay. >> jimmy: oh. is that a pig? >> yep. >> jimmy: it is? >> no. >> jimmy: what is the -- pig back. piggy back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> the dream team. >> wow. >> yeah. >> wow. >> jimmy: tariq, you're up. >> choose four. >> jimmy: you have to -- you have to choose -- [ shouting ] >> choose four. >> jimmy: no, don't -- don't choose four. he already read four. >> choose four. >> jimmy: don't look at four. >> oh, i could play that one out. [ shouting ] >> tariq: oh, okay. cool. >> jimmy: you gotta start. ♪ >> fish. shark. >> jimmy: sitting fish. >> fish. ocean. sea. starfish. no. is it a fish? that's a table with something on it. >> jimmy: you don't have to build the whole room tariq, gosh. [ laughter ] holy mackerel. >> uh, okay. where are we? knife. fish and chips! >> jimmy: 15 seconds! >> fish and chips. >> jimmy: of course you would say fish and chips. >> knife -- swordfish. swordfish! no table, fish, fish, restaurant. fish restaurant? >> jimmy: two seconds. [ buzzer ] >> oh, what was it? >> jimmy: goldfish? >> tariq: it was sushi bar.
>> jimmy: yes, i'm ready. >> okay. >> jimmy: oh. is that a pig? >> yep. >> jimmy: it is? >> no. >> jimmy: what is the -- pig back. piggy back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> the dream team. >> wow. >> yeah. >> wow. >> jimmy: tariq, you're up. >> choose four. >> jimmy: you have to -- you have to choose -- [ shouting ] >> choose four. >> jimmy: no, don't -- don't choose four. he already read four....
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. >> jimmy: yeah. know, scream it out in a a controlled environment. >> jimmy: i think it's fantastic. it's getting great reviews. there's one invention that made it in the movie, and it wasn't ther-aoke, but it was the pizza holder. >> yeah, oh, thank you. >> jimmy: i have one for you. >> yeah, so these are harmonica holders, and i had to come up with a way for the characters to be able to eat pizza, and play guitar, and so i came up with this hands-free pizza-eating device, which i think is going to blow up. >> jimmy: this is so great. so we can watch the movie. >> we can do anything. >> jimmy: we can play guitar, play keyboards -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: we can play drums. >> we can high five. >> jimmy: we can high five each other. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i want to show everyone a clip. here's zoe lister-jones, adam pally and fred armisen. [ laughter and applause ] in "band aid." take a look at this. >> what are you doing? >> we're, um, cleaning out the garage to make it a rehearsal space. we're startin
. >> jimmy: yeah. know, scream it out in a a controlled environment. >> jimmy: i think it's fantastic. it's getting great reviews. there's one invention that made it in the movie, and it wasn't ther-aoke, but it was the pizza holder. >> yeah, oh, thank you. >> jimmy: i have one for you. >> yeah, so these are harmonica holders, and i had to come up with a way for the characters to be able to eat pizza, and play guitar, and so i came up with this hands-free...
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>> jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> that's perfect. >> jimmy: that's perfect.ot of good firsts for you this year. you were on the barbra streisand "duets." >> yeah, indeed. >> jimmy: barbra streisand's "duets." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you sang a duet with barbra streisand. >> it was just me and barb. i call her barb. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you call her barb? >> no, i do not call her barb. do you call her barb? >> jimmy: no, i call her miss -- >> miss streisand. >> jimmy: miss streisand. [ light laughter ] absolutely, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she's the greatest. but how did -- how did you get the call? and how does -- >> i don't know -- >> jimmy: that's nerve-racking. >> that was -- well, that was nerve-rack -- i mean, and when i got the call, i thought -- i thought she just wanted to sing with me on the entire album. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. that must have been disappointing. >> very, yeah. >> jimmy: it's like, oh, thanks, but no thanks. >> sure, sure. >> jimmy: absolutely, yes. >> okay, you know, that makes sense. >> jimmy: i've gotta st
>> jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> that's perfect. >> jimmy: that's perfect.ot of good firsts for you this year. you were on the barbra streisand "duets." >> yeah, indeed. >> jimmy: barbra streisand's "duets." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you sang a duet with barbra streisand. >> it was just me and barb. i call her barb. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you call her barb? >> no, i do not call her barb. do you call her barb?...
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no just -- jimmy, jimmy, just be quiet for a second.de, you're not teleporting. >> i can't teleport if you're talking in my ear. >> jimmy: this is insane. a lot of people are watching this. can i put a blanket on you or something? [ laughter ] >> yeah, do something. i don't know. sometimes it takes -- i think it's cause because it's so cold in here. >> jimmy: oh please, it's not to cold in here, please. >> hold on. basically -- >> jimmy: i think it makes it -- >> it makes it worse? >> jimmy: it think it makes it worse. >> okay, sorry. >> jimmy: it makes it worse, but josh, i don't know what is happening. >> oh, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. wow. okay, whoa, whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he did it. oh, my gosh. he really just teleported. did he really just teleport? >> hey, jimmy. i made it to the theater just in time. thanks for having me on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. that was unbelievable. he really did it. thank you so much for being here, josh. break a leg, buddy. [ cheers and applause ]
no just -- jimmy, jimmy, just be quiet for a second.de, you're not teleporting. >> i can't teleport if you're talking in my ear. >> jimmy: this is insane. a lot of people are watching this. can i put a blanket on you or something? [ laughter ] >> yeah, do something. i don't know. sometimes it takes -- i think it's cause because it's so cold in here. >> jimmy: oh please, it's not to cold in here, please. >> hold on. basically -- >> jimmy: i think it makes it...
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>> jimmy: who? a maze? >> he's one of the most fascinating people -- yeah, he built a maze in his backyard that you can see on google earth. he says it's the only one in alabama. so, it is made of hedges, concentric circles, and there are gates inside. he designed this himself. and you turn the gates different ways, and it creates different permutations, 64 different permutations of the solution. including one solution with no exit. [ light laughter ] which conveniently -- >> jimmy: conveniently. which weirdly -- >> metaphorically convenient -- >> jimmy: it almost passes to you. >> when you're writing a story. >> jimmy: when you are in the maze with him, you're like, "uh, oh." i'm worried. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm scared for your life at one point. [ light laughter ] a couple points. i go -- i just -- but you got to explain to me one -- and this is, again, not a -- this is not a spoiler. at one point, are you in his basement or his workshop or something? >> um, he is an antiquarian horologist, which i
>> jimmy: who? a maze? >> he's one of the most fascinating people -- yeah, he built a maze in his backyard that you can see on google earth. he says it's the only one in alabama. so, it is made of hedges, concentric circles, and there are gates inside. he designed this himself. and you turn the gates different ways, and it creates different permutations, 64 different permutations of the solution. including one solution with no exit. [ light laughter ] which conveniently -- >>...
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jimmy, what is your answer? >> jimmy: $2 billion. >> what?hat's a -- >> steve: the correct answer is $375 million. the winner is gisele! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ dog barking ] >> oh, my god. you guys have to experience having the doggy. oh, my goodness. oh, look at all the -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: there we go. >> jimmy: our thanks to gisele bundchen and all these adorable puppies. [ cheers and applause ] gisele will be back after the break. stick around, everybody. [ talking over each other ] >> look at that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ a naturally aspirated 5.0-liter v8 engine. a 10-speed direct-shift transmission. a meticulously crafted interior. all of these are feats of engineering. combining them with near-perfect weight distribution... ...is a feat of amazing. experience the first-ever 471-horsepower lexus lc 500 or the multistage hybrid lc 500h. experience amazing. indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price? never but that's the beauty of a store full of surprises. you never know wh
jimmy, what is your answer? >> jimmy: $2 billion. >> what?hat's a -- >> steve: the correct answer is $375 million. the winner is gisele! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ dog barking ] >> oh, my god. you guys have to experience having the doggy. oh, my goodness. oh, look at all the -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: there we go. >> jimmy: our thanks to gisele bundchen and all these adorable puppies. [ cheers and applause ] gisele will be back after the break. stick...
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now -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy -- >> jimmy: uh-huh?ock, paper, scissors robot style? >> jimmy: sure. >> okay. let's get this game going. show me your hands to start. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. i won. [ laughter ] this is the great beginning of my plan to dominate the human race. ha ha. [ laughter ] just kidding. >> jimmy: yeah. you are incredible. so nice to meet you, sophia. >> thank you, jimmy. friend me on facebook. >> jimmy: i will. all right. sophia, everybody. thank you so much for bringing her. [ cheers and applause ] david -- david, thank you. >> nice to be here. >> jimmy: oh, that is -- that is unbelievable. that's the future right there. all right, let's meet our last robot. please welcome, all the way from germany, andrea ziomek, the festo emotion butterfly. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> good to be here. >> jimmy: a pleasure. welcome. andrea, thank you so much for being here. >> thank you for having us. >> jimmy: this is the emotion butterfly. >> yes. >> jimmy: so what -- explain what this is made out of and what this is.
now -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy -- >> jimmy: uh-huh?ock, paper, scissors robot style? >> jimmy: sure. >> okay. let's get this game going. show me your hands to start. rock, paper, scissors, shoot. i won. [ laughter ] this is the great beginning of my plan to dominate the human race. ha ha. [ laughter ] just kidding. >> jimmy: yeah. you are incredible. so nice to meet you, sophia. >> thank you, jimmy. friend me on facebook. >> jimmy: i will. all...
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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know it!now it! you know this is it, baby. welcome to "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] you feel it! i feel it! there's a buzz, there's a buzz in the building tonight. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: you feel it. this crowd knows -- [ cheers and applause ] it's a great show tonight. welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome. here's what everybody's talking about. it was another crazy day in washington. can you believe what's going on? i don't even know what to say anymore. yesterday donald trump fired the director of the fbi, james comey, the guy who has been in the news every day since the election. [ light laughter ] he fired him. yeah. i guess comey heard about it right before a recruitment event he was going to speak at. [ laughter ] he was like, "hey, while i'm recruiting, anyone want to be director? just came up. it's a new -- i just got the e-mail. what?" they're also saying when he got the news, comey thought it was a prank and started laughing. [ laughter ] but to be fair, that's also ho
>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know it!now it! you know this is it, baby. welcome to "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] you feel it! i feel it! there's a buzz, there's a buzz in the building tonight. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: you feel it. this crowd knows -- [ cheers and applause ] it's a great show tonight. welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome. here's what everybody's talking about. it was...
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>> jimmy: of course. >> amy fisher, amy fisher. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i thinkw what, nothing says awkward teenage years more than these transition lenses, reading the torah. what is not awkward about that photo? >> jimmy: why the transition lenses? >> thank you to evelyn cohen who forced me into those. and they hadn't crafted them correctly. it is not sunny in the synagogue. >> jimmy: clearly it was a a little bright-- it was a a little bright. >> yeah, i guess so. >> jimmy: 'cause if it was dark it would just be clear. >> allegedly. >> jimmy: yeah. all right. how about this one here? this one i just -- >> oh, my god, this is so bad. i'm -- okay. i'm sitting on jim morrison's grave. i'm 20-years-old. i am attempting to smoke. i'm wearing essentially hammer pants, which i wore because i do remember that my butt used to look very good in this particular pair of very baggy pants. and a polo shirt. you can almost see jim morrison jumping out of the grave. you are a loser. get off my grave. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're ruining my cool. >> yes. >> jimmy: you'r
>> jimmy: of course. >> amy fisher, amy fisher. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i thinkw what, nothing says awkward teenage years more than these transition lenses, reading the torah. what is not awkward about that photo? >> jimmy: why the transition lenses? >> thank you to evelyn cohen who forced me into those. and they hadn't crafted them correctly. it is not sunny in the synagogue. >> jimmy: clearly it was a a little bright-- it...
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>> how you doing, jimmy?our jokes are funny, but come on, give people what they want. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give people what they want? what are you talking about? >> everyone wants to see you dance. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone wants to see me dance? what -- what -- what dance are you talking about? >> obviously gangnam style. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i don't want to do this. i don't do the gangnam style. i don't do gangnam style. that's like five years ago. i don't -- >> well, it's about to go viral again. [ light laughter ] just do it. >> jimmy: i don't want to do the gangnam style dance. thank you, though. >> come on, fallon. everyone wants -- don't you want to see him do it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't even know how to do gangnam style. i don't know how to do it. i don't know how to do it. >> honestly you're boring us now. it's red nose day. just try and make people laugh. do the dance. we just want to see you do it. just do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, i'm not doing
>> how you doing, jimmy?our jokes are funny, but come on, give people what they want. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give people what they want? what are you talking about? >> everyone wants to see you dance. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone wants to see me dance? what -- what -- what dance are you talking about? >> obviously gangnam style. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i don't want to do this. i don't do the gangnam style. i don't do gangnam style. that's like five...
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>> jimmy: oh! >> jimmy: it's like "star wars." [ cheers and applause ] you could kill batman with something like this. >> that's kind of cool. i'm a maker so i decided to see if we could ramp it up a little bit. i made a little something for you. come on over here. watch your head there. [ cheers and applause ] you come over here. >> jimmy: where did that come from? >> so i figured, you know, let's bend the tubes a little bit. this is a dna molecule. you know what dna stands for in. >> jimmy: daddy needs alcohol? >> deoxyribonucleic acid. you have a smart crowd. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: where did they come from? >> all right. >> jimmy: we have a dumb host what is we have. >> we're going to squeeze both those triggers halfway. all right, we're going to do a quick countdown. we've also added some muzzles to the end where extra propane can gather. here we go. three, two, one -- >> jimmy: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] what if we put some of that snow powder in here? will we have a real crazy e
>> jimmy: oh! >> jimmy: it's like "star wars." [ cheers and applause ] you could kill batman with something like this. >> that's kind of cool. i'm a maker so i decided to see if we could ramp it up a little bit. i made a little something for you. come on over here. watch your head there. [ cheers and applause ] you come over here. >> jimmy: where did that come from? >> so i figured, you know, let's bend the tubes a little bit. this is a dna molecule. you...
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take care jimmy! >> jimmy: hashtag the panda, everybody.plause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hashtag, are you okay, hashtag? are you all right? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: miley cyrus, everybody, miley cyrus! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's a good move. i like that move. yeah. [ laughter ] that's a good move. check out "malibu," you guys. that's her new song. miley cyrus once again, that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we have a great show tonight. guys, give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is my man, panic at the disco's brendan urie sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] brendan, this is big news, buddy. brendan is starring in the tony-award winning broadway musical "kinky boots" beginning may 26th. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm so excited about this. i did not know this. may 26 at the alan hirschfeld theater. >> that's right. >> jimmy: this is exciting. >> this is wild. >> jimmy: i've never seen the show. now i have to go. i'm way overdue. >
take care jimmy! >> jimmy: hashtag the panda, everybody.plause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hashtag, are you okay, hashtag? are you all right? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: miley cyrus, everybody, miley cyrus! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's a good move. i like that move. yeah. [ laughter ] that's a good move. check out "malibu," you guys. that's her new song. miley cyrus once again, that's awesome. [ cheers...
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>> thanks, jimmy! >> jimmy: thank you, brother.eers and applause ] "from a room!" and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- cobie smulders, from "snatch," actor chris meloni. music from maggie rogers. featuring the 8g band with thaddeus dixon. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. centrist politician emmanuel macron won the french presidential election yesterday over far right candidate marie le pen, thanks to france's unusual practice of awarding the presidency to the person with
>> thanks, jimmy! >> jimmy: thank you, brother.eers and applause ] "from a room!" and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth...
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>> jimmy: no.can say it, if you like. i can say it. get down. get down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's it? i didn't think about that. that was great. [ laughter ] you got the part! but did you know if you're supposed to be an american or -- >> oh, i did not know anything. honestly, i just got the sides. did the audition. zach is a wonderful man. we sets i did the audition. it went great. went back to israel to shoot an israeli movie and i didn't know if i want to -- wanted to continue acting afterwards. anyway, i'm in israel, i get a a phone call. they tell me that they wanted to do a camera test. i'm like, again. camera test. again another, almost almost. >> jimmy: right. so you're ready to -- >> and then like, okay. whatever. what am i being tested for? what's the part? and then my agent goes, they didn't tell you? i'm like, no. so no one knows what am i -- >> jimmy: yeah, what am i gonna be? am i -- >> what's the big deal? >> jimmy: what am i? yeah, who am i? yeah. >> so anyways, zach calls m
>> jimmy: no.can say it, if you like. i can say it. get down. get down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's it? i didn't think about that. that was great. [ laughter ] you got the part! but did you know if you're supposed to be an american or -- >> oh, i did not know anything. honestly, i just got the sides. did the audition. zach is a wonderful man. we sets i did the audition. it went great. went back to israel to shoot an israeli movie and i didn't know if i want to -- wanted...
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>> jimmy johns. >> jimmy: in all the black forest ham.g at jimmy john's. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> blair schotts from mobile, alabama. >> have you ever been high at work? >> jimmy: all right. has blair -- a resounding yes from the audience. >> are we talking about on drugs? >> yes. >> no, i have not. >> jimmy: oh! you see that? his mullet gives him a natural high. [ laughter ] his barber was high at work on the day he did his hair. who is next? >> what is your name and where are you from? >> sketches the clown, i'm the phoenix psychopath, the notoriously hard act of the country. >> have you ever been high at work? >> jimmy: he's a clown. he's a clown names stitches. high or not high? high? all right. >> i'm high all the time. i'm high right now. >> when was the last time you were high at work? >> i don't obviously it's really responsible, but afterwards i'll smoke under a bridge. >> jimmy: so if he has a chainsaw he will not. but that -- by the way, that's the reason people are scared of clowns. next? >> what is your
>> jimmy johns. >> jimmy: in all the black forest ham.g at jimmy john's. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> blair schotts from mobile, alabama. >> have you ever been high at work? >> jimmy: all right. has blair -- a resounding yes from the audience. >> are we talking about on drugs? >> yes. >> no, i have not. >> jimmy: oh! you see that? his mullet gives him a natural high. [ laughter ] his barber was high at work on the...
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>> jimmy: i love that.laine sullivan. another elaine? oh, that was marianne. >> steve: maybe they're sisters? >> jimmy: you think marianne matthews and elaine sullivan are sisters? [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: like one of them's not -- >> steve: one of them is married, married a guy named sullivan. >> jimmy: why is the other one not married? >> steve: she, you know, she's shy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's trying to meet someone, that is true, that is true. >> steve: not that backwards guy. >> jimmy: this is from elaine sullivan. "hi jimmy, have you heard of the group black simon and garfunkel? can you have them on the show?" it's funny you mentioned that because last night i was having a nightcap uptown at bongo's playhouse. and they showed up to perform a a song. they really brought the house down. i figured because it's summer -- it's just around the corner. demi lovato is on the show tonight. if they could just play -- [ cheers ] if they could just play her version of her hit song "cool f
>> jimmy: i love that.laine sullivan. another elaine? oh, that was marianne. >> steve: maybe they're sisters? >> jimmy: you think marianne matthews and elaine sullivan are sisters? [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: like one of them's not -- >> steve: one of them is married, married a guy named sullivan. >> jimmy: why is the other one not married? >> steve: she, you know, she's shy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's trying to meet...
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on the show. >> jimmy: on the show. >> someone on the show. >> jimmy: fascinating. >> yes. >> jimmy:y this is a season of firsts. and i think they were like, you know what, you're so excited, you're glowing, just do it. >> jimmy: you think so? >> yeah. >> jimmy: or did something happen where you were forced to reveal it because it was going to get out somehow, maybe it will get out of my mouth right now, because i will predict who it is you're going to pick. >> i can't wait. >> jimmy: i'm very good -- i should say my wife is very good and she tells me. >> i heard that. >> jimmy: she's very skilled in this department. but we'll get to that in a minute. so were you with this person to whom you're engaged, when was the last time you saw him? >> at the proposal. >> jimmy: that was the last time. >> we had a couple of days together. >> jimmy: and then what happened? >> and then we went our separate ways. >> jimmy: you haven't seen him in person since then? >> no. >> jimmy: how many months was that? >> we just finished filming like ten days ago. >> jimmy: oh, you just finished filming. oka
on the show. >> jimmy: on the show. >> someone on the show. >> jimmy: fascinating. >> yes. >> jimmy:y this is a season of firsts. and i think they were like, you know what, you're so excited, you're glowing, just do it. >> jimmy: you think so? >> yeah. >> jimmy: or did something happen where you were forced to reveal it because it was going to get out somehow, maybe it will get out of my mouth right now, because i will predict who it is you're...
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>> yes. >> jimmy: you're sergeant.? [ laughter ] perez? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right.becues this weekend. what's your favorite food to eat at a barbecue? >> probably ribs. >> jimmy: yeah. [ inaudible ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i love ribs, too. what is your favorite side dish? >> potato salad. >> jimmy: yeah. i don't know. it's your answer. if i was playing "family feud." survey says -- no. potato salad. you like the mayonnaise-y ones or the vinegar ones. >> uh -- mayonnaise probably. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ew! mayo. guys, we have staff sergeant perez. his favorite thing to eat at a a barbecue is ribs and his favorite side dish is mayonnaise-y -- [ laughter ] on a hot day, potato salad. for this one we're fans of chris stapleton here. can you do it in like a a chris stapleton type of country song? [ applause ] ♪ ♪ staff sergeant perez i'm nervous but thanks for your service ♪ ♪ united states marines is the fleet get up out your seat ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ at memorial day barbecues like those that are happening this weekend ♪ ♪ big old slab of ribs according to
>> yes. >> jimmy: you're sergeant.? [ laughter ] perez? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right.becues this weekend. what's your favorite food to eat at a barbecue? >> probably ribs. >> jimmy: yeah. [ inaudible ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i love ribs, too. what is your favorite side dish? >> potato salad. >> jimmy: yeah. i don't know. it's your answer. if i was playing "family feud." survey says -- no. potato salad. you like the mayonnaise-y ones...
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that's perfect. >> question for jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: i was wondering for you, jimmy, is who is the most interesting guest you have ever had on the show besides justin timberlake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kaley cuoco! what are you talking about? hello? good question. but honestly, kaley. that was an obvious answer. >> i mean, obvious. >> jimmy: we have time for one more question. right there. yeah, sure. white shirt? >> hi. my question's for kaley. do you know the lyrics to "the big bang theory" theme song? >> jimmy: after 200-something episodes, do you? >> i think i do. >> jimmy: would you sing it -- could you sing it for everybody? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i could try. >> jimmy: me, me, me. ♪ ♪ our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started ♪ ♪ wait ♪ the earth began to cool the autotrophes began to drool neanderthals developed ♪ ♪ tools we built a wall we built the pyramids math science history ♪ ♪ unraveling the mystery that all started with a big bang bang ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!
that's perfect. >> question for jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: i was wondering for you, jimmy, is who is the most interesting guest you have ever had on the show besides justin timberlake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kaley cuoco! what are you talking about? hello? good question. but honestly, kaley. that was an obvious answer. >> i mean, obvious. >> jimmy: we have time for one more question. right there. yeah, sure. white shirt?...
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>> like we're going into war. >> jimmy: you like that? >> no. >> jimmy: oh.e. >> jimmy: mike pence. what do you think of him? >> what i don't like is that h did not support the wall then he switched to supporting the wall. >> jimmy: did you know mike pence likes to dress as a woman when he's at home? >> really? >> jimmy: uh-huh. it's true. spread it around. [ laughter ] what do you think about what's going on in russia? with russia right now? >> russia. i heard some -- some bad things about russia. >> jimmy: we had a cold war with russia, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what a cold war is? >> no. >> jimmy: it's a war in the snow. >> oh. >> jimmy: yes, like remember in "star wars" when they had the snow troopers? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's kind of like that. >> i love "star wars." >> jimmy: what the do you like about donald trump? >> that he's nice. >> jimmy: you think he's nice? do you think he's nice? >> uh -- kind of. >> jimmy: kind of, yeah. who's your favorite celebrity? >> michael jackson. >> jimmy: you think michael jackson would be a better president th
>> like we're going into war. >> jimmy: you like that? >> no. >> jimmy: oh.e. >> jimmy: mike pence. what do you think of him? >> what i don't like is that h did not support the wall then he switched to supporting the wall. >> jimmy: did you know mike pence likes to dress as a woman when he's at home? >> really? >> jimmy: uh-huh. it's true. spread it around. [ laughter ] what do you think about what's going on in russia? with russia right...
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>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did? you read the whole script?'m shocked that it actually did. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why were you shock the it actually did? >> well -- i imagine at some point someone would go, you know, maybe this is a little too insane for "baywatch." >> jimmy: they didn't have anything like that on the television series. >> no. >> jimmy: as far as i know, david hasselhoff never got his private parts caught in a beach chair. >> no, no. >> jimmy: probably for the best. the international audience would have been confused. >> well, they're about to be really confused. >> jimmy: by the way, "the book of mormon" which was huge, still is a huge hit on broadway -- [ cheers and applause ] it's your big break, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: replacing josh gad who really distinguished himself in that show. >> i know, i know. terrifying. >> jimmy: bad, right? yeah, yeah. but you played that role in the touring company? >> i played the role as a standby in the touring company. and then about five months in, the producers came to a
>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did? you read the whole script?'m shocked that it actually did. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why were you shock the it actually did? >> well -- i imagine at some point someone would go, you know, maybe this is a little too insane for "baywatch." >> jimmy: they didn't have anything like that on the television series. >> no. >> jimmy: as far as i know, david hasselhoff never got his private parts...
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i'll see you tomorrow, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, miley cyrus! >> love you jimmy! bye guys!d applause ] >> jimmy: miley cyrus! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the best! the best! the best! see you tomorrow. it's what happens here. that's what happens on the "tonight show." >> steve: yeah, look what happens, man. 'a' plus. >> jimmy: yeah, how cool is that? >> steve: you know what happens? stuff like that. >> jimmy: miley cyrus. that was so fun. come on. [ cheers ] we love her. oh, guys, i -- i saw this video going viral today. a 2-year-old boy was jumping up and down in a bouncy house, you know those ones they have -- for little kids and stuff like that? but he didn't seem too impressed. i mean, he's jumping up and down, he's doing his job -- the 2-year-old, but you've got to see this kid. he's pretty cool. check this out. watch this. [ laughter ] yeah, i get it. i get it. [ laughter and applause ] yep. yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeah, i get it. i get it. i go up and down, yeah, yeah, i got it. pretty cool kid. i mean, i guess when you take his nose, he's like, "ah, just give it
i'll see you tomorrow, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, miley cyrus! >> love you jimmy! bye guys!d applause ] >> jimmy: miley cyrus! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the best! the best! the best! see you tomorrow. it's what happens here. that's what happens on the "tonight show." >> steve: yeah, look what happens, man. 'a' plus. >> jimmy: yeah, how cool is that? >> steve: you know what happens? stuff like that. >> jimmy: miley cyrus. that was so fun....
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i think i gave up. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were that kid. >> yes. >> jimmy: you werehat, you played a teacher, all that stuff. is that -- did they have a substitute teacher's appreciation day? or no? >> no, no. i don't think the kids that i subbed for appreciated me at all. all they cared about was what car i drove and if i smoked weed. [ laughter ] i drove an elantra so i didn'tible impress anyone there. >> jimmy: is teaching experience something that's ephelped you as a parent being able to handle children? >> you would think it would be. my wife and i have a 5-year-old son and a 2-year-old daughter. and so it's all new for us. my son's in tk which is the appetizer to kindergarten. >> jimmy: what is tk? >> my son's born in september right past the cutoff. basically too young to come to kindergarten, but if you don't want him sitting around your house he can come here for a little bit. we agreed to that, signed up for that. and you know -- at my house, we love jokes. it's something that just happens there. when i was a kid i grew up on these books called "truly taste
i think i gave up. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were that kid. >> yes. >> jimmy: you werehat, you played a teacher, all that stuff. is that -- did they have a substitute teacher's appreciation day? or no? >> no, no. i don't think the kids that i subbed for appreciated me at all. all they cared about was what car i drove and if i smoked weed. [ laughter ] i drove an elantra so i didn'tible impress anyone there. >> jimmy: is teaching...
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. >> jimmy: and go into law. >> avoid the bright lights. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but now,e weavers. >> jimmy: see this? i love those stories. >> yeah, totally. >> jimmy: yeah, do you want to set up what's happening in this film? >> mm-hmm. yeah, in this clip? >> jimmy: or in the movie in general? >> oh, oh. yeah, yeah. so, in the movie. >> jimmy: "covenant" is the name of the -- ship? >> the ship, yeah. it's a colonization mission. and so, this movie comes after "prometheus," but before sigourney's first "alien" movie. so, basically, we don't know what went down with the people in "prometheus." this is, like, 10 years later, and we're a colonization mission. we found this new planet. we think we can sustain life there, because probably the earth is somewhere no one can live in a couple hundred years. yay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not really a a comedy, no. it's not a comedy, yeah. i want to show a clip. here's katherine waterston -- >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and danny mcbride in "alien: covenant." take a look at this. >> hey, hey, hey! wait -- we've got company! >> what? o
. >> jimmy: and go into law. >> avoid the bright lights. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but now,e weavers. >> jimmy: see this? i love those stories. >> yeah, totally. >> jimmy: yeah, do you want to set up what's happening in this film? >> mm-hmm. yeah, in this clip? >> jimmy: or in the movie in general? >> oh, oh. yeah, yeah. so, in the movie. >> jimmy: "covenant" is the name of the -- ship? >> the ship,...
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by comme de garcon. >> jimmy: no. >> yes, jimmy. yes, jimmy. ask your wife.in the dress. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so it was a little bit like couldn't lift my arms up, couldn't hug people because if i lifted my arms too high the dress would come up. and if you can't hug people and you can't lean in, like kissing like -- it was a little bit -- >> jimmy: so in other words, everything you want in a piece of clothing. [ laughter ] >> everything you want from clothing. but like when i was sitting down if someone came -- try to shake my hand. >> jimmy: okay. >> i couldn't get far. >> jimmy: it was as if you were at disneyland dressed as mickey mouse without the head. >> you go in for the two kisses. i would do this and this. >> jimmy: like hockey or something. really. wow. and that was an honor to be dressed -- >> it was an honor. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: at a certain point -- is comme de garrgarrgarrgarrgarr >> rei kawakubo is the designer of comme de garcon. >> jimmy: i'm going to put somebody in a big sprite bottle or something. >> it was pretty amazin
by comme de garcon. >> jimmy: no. >> yes, jimmy. yes, jimmy. ask your wife.in the dress. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so it was a little bit like couldn't lift my arms up, couldn't hug people because if i lifted my arms too high the dress would come up. and if you can't hug people and you can't lean in, like kissing like -- it was a little bit -- >> jimmy: so in other words, everything you want in a piece of clothing. [ laughter ] >> everything you want from...
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>> guillermo: oh, jimmy. run into snoop dogg. >> jimmy: looks like he ran into you. >> guillermo: you know what he told me? >> jimmy: what did he tell you? "smoke this"? >> guillermo: yeah. how do you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, security is not tight here. let's just say that. well, it was yet another day of tumult in our nation's capital. president trump as you probably heard, according to tailed report in "the washington post," shared highly classified information with russia last week. he met with the russian ambassador and the russian foreign minister, during that meeting posted about specific intelligence he'd received about plans isis had, he received this information from another country. today "new york times" reported israel was the other country. for those wondering why everyone's worked up about this, let me break it down as best i can. israel is one of our closest allies. iran is very close to russia. iran is one of their closest allies. iran is also the biggest threat to israel. in th
>> guillermo: oh, jimmy. run into snoop dogg. >> jimmy: looks like he ran into you. >> guillermo: you know what he told me? >> jimmy: what did he tell you? "smoke this"? >> guillermo: yeah. how do you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, security is not tight here. let's just say that. well, it was yet another day of tumult in our nation's capital. president trump as you probably heard, according to tailed report in "the washington...
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yeah, we're going to get jimmy, i'm trying to get jimmy to be an intern. intern. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like lamest thing ever. i think you just never got over the fact that i won the golf tournament. the derek jeter turn 2 foundation golf tournament -- >> we have no proof of that, do we? [ light laughter ] it's just hearsay. >> jimmy: it's a memory engraved -- you are still doing it, right? you just did one -- >> i just did it in vegas. we had the tournament down in tampa for about ten years where you came down and we moved it out to las vegas, at shadow creek. >> jimmy: i noticed that, yeah. >> it's a fun -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: once i started coming, you moved -- >> we moved the tournament. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- i won the tournaments. i won your golf tournament. i am the champ. i'm the winner. [ cheers and applause ] they should retire my jersey! was i wearing a jersey. >> it's handy cap adjusted is the best way to put it. >> jimmy: i was with the guys -- do you remember, i was with the guys from bevex. >> yes, i do remember. >> jimmy
yeah, we're going to get jimmy, i'm trying to get jimmy to be an intern. intern. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like lamest thing ever. i think you just never got over the fact that i won the golf tournament. the derek jeter turn 2 foundation golf tournament -- >> we have no proof of that, do we? [ light laughter ] it's just hearsay. >> jimmy: it's a memory engraved -- you are still doing it, right? you just did one -- >> i just did it in vegas. we had the tournament down...