>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah, i mean duh. >> jimmy: bart -- >> balthazar bratt. >> jimmy: balthazar80s former kid star. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in the '80s and he was on a sitcom called "evil brat" or something. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and his catch phrase is "i've been a bad boy." [ laughter ] and then they cancel the series and he becomes like a mean, like -- >> he wants to seek revenge on hollywood and that's it. >> jimmy: so he's still in his costume. >> yes. >> jimmy: but now he's an older man, he has a mustache and a a bald spot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and a pony tail. and mullet, and he goes "i've have been a bad boy." [ laughter ] it's so good. it made me laugh. but, you know what i was really thinking? i'm watching it and you're fantastic in it. i know your voice. so i go, i'm watching it and of course as an adult my kids don't even know that voice was anything. i'm just like, that's kristen. but i also knew it was your voice when you were, like, you fall down or do something. you're like, "ohh." [ laughter ] >> that's the most uncomfortable thing to record at the

>> jimmy: what?e: we won't. >> jimmy: or maybe we will. >> questlove: we won't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a curveball, man. see, i don't know what to believe. anyways, i'm always up for a a game. i'm ready. i'm gonna challenge pharrell tonight. it will be fun. plus, he is a talented actor and the best-selling author of the children's book series, "the land of stories." chris colfer is stopping by. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these are great books. this is book number six, "the land of stories: worlds collide." this is the sixth one. he came on for the first one -- >> steve: i know. >> jimmy: i mean, who writes six books? >> steve: i don't have time to read six books. >> jimmy: i know. but he wrote and he actually gets in -- he writes these books. >> steve: and they're great books, too. >> jimmy: and they're fantastic. well, he's got some news to announce tonight. but this -- i mean, this is big news. he's got crazier news. but it's awesome, we love him. chris colfer is the best.

[ laughter ] now, the next fact is for you, jimmy. jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah?through their butt. [ light laughter ] truth or lie? >> jimmy: now, some turtles can breathe through their butts? >> questlove: their butt. >> is this mine now? >> jimmy: no, it's mine, but i just -- i feel like if i say it -- if i say it, i'm going to sound like a fool, if it's wrong. >> there's nothing that could make you look like a fool right now. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] i am going to say -- >> is my mustache still on? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's coming -- it's falling -- it's falling off. it's falling off on this side, this side. >> i can't do -- i can't see! >> jimmy: i'm just saying -- [ laughter ] i'm going to say, yeah. true, some turtles can breathe through their butts. >> questlove: the answer may surprise you. >> jimmy: it may surprise me, right. ♪ [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: yes. that's true. let's see that again in slow motion. >> jimmy: let's see it in slow motion. [ laughter ] what was that? what was that, garbage? >> questlove: steve, you'r

jimmy? >> jimmy: yes?caviar. >> wrong and wrong. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ buzzer ] vanessa. >> is it corn flakes? >> and? >> and -- >> jimmy: bark? >> bark. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ buzzer ] ♪ >> wrong and wrong. liam. >> might be. >> i said doritos and that nasty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that nasty. does that nasty count? >> i think that counts, actually. ♪ [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was it? >> the actual answer -- the actual answers are fritos corn chips in the cheesecake. >> oh! >> i knew it was a chip. >> close, close, close. >> i knew it was a chip! >> and -- >> i thought it was butter. >> anchovies for mr. kutcher's win. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ashton kutcher is the champ tonight! [ dings ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> and the winner is -- >> i won! >> jimmy: our thanks to mario batali, ashton kutcher, vanessa hudgens, and liam payne. we'll be right back with more of the "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ready or not, here i come. winner gets the cheetos! it's

>> jimmy: no. >> blarting. >> jimmy: blart. >> she's going to -- she's gonna blart -- >> jimmy: she's. >> jimmy: it was worth it. you see? >> and then we all went and stayed at this house on the beach that my husband had got. and then it wasn't until a a couple of weeks ago. i saw it on "big little lies." >> jimmy: yeah. >> what is -- "big little lies." and it was -- >> jimmy: the one with reese witherspoon and nicole kidman. >> yes. yes. i was like, i have danced in that kitchen inebriated. >> jimmy: wait a second. [ laughter ] >> i was like, oh my lord. >> jimmy: you rented that house? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes! that's the best! that's a double present. >> isn't it? >> jimmy: that's a double present, triple present. >> and i danced around very drunk in the kitchen. >> jimmy: yeah, well you have to. they put you in -- everyone ends up in the kitchen. >> everybody ends up in the kitchen. >> jimmy: if you do it right, everybody ends up in the kitchen, yeah. yeah. >> right? >> jimmy: partying, yeah. so you have another reason to celebrate. since i saw you last you had a a little baby. >> i

>> jimmy: yes!my: oh, yeah. do it for every hand. >> do you have a -- what is your poker face like? >> jimmy: i'm not good at poker facing, or lying. i can't do it. if i get a thing, i give it away. i sweat. [ light laughter ] it's not fun, it's a physical sport, yeah, for me. >> it's hard. and it's a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: a lot of pressure and i sweat a lot. >> and then everyone's into the rules, and if you bet on the wrong thing and you bet too much. they're like "why did you make that bet"? i'm like, "i don't know. i don't know how to play." >> jimmy: i don't know, man. i'm having fun. i'm not a professional gambler. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. do you have a gambling story? >> actually, i do, i do have a a gambling story. >> jimmy: you do? >> do you want to hear my gambling story or did you want to --? [ cheers and applause ] i actually have a great gambling story, when before i got to "saturday night live" and kind of bumming around l.a. with my acting friends and decided we wanted to do a sho

jimmy: that's french. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: mom knew!game works. pick questions. >> oh, boy. >> steve: that range from 10 to 50 points. you're going to answer any one in any order. the higher the points get, the harder the questions are. >> jimmy: and whoever -- this is the weird part, whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins. >> oh. that's weird. >> steve: it's up to amy and jimmy to answer your questions. you can ask your partner for help. but you can only -- >> jimmy: i don't think i'll need it, i kind of know all this. >> steve: you can only ask them once. alright, amy, you'reup first. what would the category be? >> well, thank you for asking, steve. i'm going to go, you know what, i always like to go towards what scares me. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm going to pick math. >> steve: oh, math for 10. and the question is, if you have nine pizzas -- >> oh, god. [ light laughter ] >> steve: -- and each one of them is cut into eight slices, how many slices do you have? >> nine pizzas. [ clock ticking ] >> jimmy: yes, that buzzer

>> i enjoy a zoo. >> jimmy: do you -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you live close to a zoo. >> no. >> jimmy> no. >> jimmy: besides the animals. >> no. >> did the travel include anything like an airline flight? >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you flew to a place to go after hours to the zoo? [ laughter ] >> you took a plane to walk to a zoo to go over and do a zoo after hours? >> the zoo wasn't the only reason i boarded the plane, but it was one of them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were the animals sleeping? >> no. [ laughter ] >> first class or coach? >> coach. >> i don't believe a word! >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: wait, why would you -- she could fly coach. i fly coach. >> not to hop the wall of a zoo you don't fly coach. everybody knows that. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? you don't have to point that out. i love that's the last time we were talking -- [ laughter ] i think -- i didn't get enough questions in there. but. >> you're too busy playing your games. well, jokes on you, buster. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: why's the joke on me buste

>> jimmy!ers ] >> jimmy: welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers ] i know, i'm laughing at it too. i'm laughing at it. [ laughter ] >> steve: want some chocolate milk? >> jimmy: i'm your host -- who's been drinking chocolate milk? [ light laughter ] i'm your host jimmy fallon. hey, you guys, this sunday is father's day, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] and if you're just finding that out now, no the card won't get there in time. so don't worry anymore. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here, though. i saw that the trump organization is opening up a a patriotic hotel chain called "american idea." it's just like a regular hotel, but when you call the front desk to complain about something, the concierge says, "fake." fake. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: fake news. it seems like everyday there's another crazy story coming out of the white house. i read that last month the "washington post" had over a a billion page views -- a a billion. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: in a month! y

: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready?y. >> jimmy: here we go. 1, 2, 3. >> movie. >> movie. two words. "the hulk." >> "the hulk." ♪ >> jimmy: we had the same thing. i'm so sorry. we did the same clue. those are the champs right there! leslie jones, demetrius shipp jr., our thanks to demi moore. we're talking to demi after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back! "the hulk!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to perform with an old computer? that's like lebron trying to perform with old equipment. (smack) (fabric ripping) (audience gasping) foul! (whistle blowing) upgrade your game to intel's fastest processor. ( ♪ ) state farm knows that for every one of those moments... what? there's one of these... sam, i gotta go... is this my car? this is ridiculous! this is ridiculous! from car insurance... to car loans. state farm is here to help life go right. nendorses dr. wralph northam. mr. northam would make the better governor. and virginia progressives agree. ralph northam is the only candidate who stood up to th

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's your name? >> zoey. >> jimmy: zoe. >> evie. >> jimmy: and evie?our dad do all day? >> i don't know. >> work on the computer? >> i have no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what does your dad wear to work? >> a suit. >> t-shirt. >> a suit. >> t-shirt. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> jonah. >> jimmy: jonah, how old are you? >> seven. >> jimmy: what does mommy do for a job? >> uh -- work? >> jimmy: what does her office look like? >> it has two chairs a desk and a shelf. >> jimmy: is there anything on the shelf? >> yes. >> jimmy: what? >> two packs of gum. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you want to be when you grow up? >> i want to be a vet and gymnast. >> i'm just going to be a vet. >> a gymnast and a vet. >> jimmy: can you show me a a cartwheel? >> do it. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: let me see. hey, fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> i want to be a superhero, a a mermaid, a rock star, a a ninja, a zookeeper, and doctor and a mommy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's so fun. >> i'm just mostly eating or reading. >> jimmy: that's what you do? >> yes. >> jimmy: what

>> jimmy: look at slow motion. woah! >> wow! >> jimmy: oh, my god.- do that. oh, my god. it didn't feel like it was raw, right? >> that was a home run. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right i'm going to go with this egg. >> no, this one. >> steve: oh. >> oh, yeah. >> steve: yeah! [ light laughter ] >> oh, baby. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on the show, man. [ laughter ] good luck with the all-star game. july 11th on fox. >> oh! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: no, no, no we're good. we're good. we're good. we're good. ♪ >> oh, all right. >> jimmy: i'm still in it. >> all right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy, i just want to say you're a great host. >> jimmy: thank you. >> thanks for inviting me and making a fool out of me. here we go. one. two. three. ahh! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got the win. i got the win! >> oh! >> jimmy: i won! ♪ i won! [ cheers and applause ] love you, man. >> yeah! >> jimmy: alex rodriguez, everybody! nick kroll joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! i'm the champ! oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applaus

yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great.t be myself. any time i say i'm being myself whether i look like this or look completely different or i'm a panda. that is myself. [ light laughter ] i'm always being myself. you know? so -- >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's who you are. >> it just depends who that is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and don't ever change. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a quick game. >> all right. >> jimmy: when we come back it'll be really fun. miley cyrus and i are doing "google translate songs" after the break. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, everybody! miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ are you ok? what happened? dad kinda walked into my swing. huh? don't you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund? i thud go to the thothpital. there goes the airfair. i don't think health insurance will cover all... of that. buth my fathe! without that cash from - aflac! - we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. hawaii! what? haha...hawaii! you might have less coverage than you thin

>> jimmy: yeah! again next week. on monday, will ferell will be here. oh, we love will ferell. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: love to catch up with that guy. but first, we have a fun show ahead. joining us tonight, she stars alongside nicole kidman and colin farrell in the new film called "be >> steve: yo! i love kirsten dunst. plus this guy's hilarious. from the animated movie, "cars 3", larry the cable guy is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he was good. >> jimmy: mater? and we have great stand-up from nikki glaser! oh, yes! [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys i don't know about you, but i love podcasts. do you guys like podcasts? >> steve: love. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're a great way to pass the time, whether your on your way to work, or at the gym -- wherever. but the other day, i was scrolling through itunes, and i noticed that there's a lot of obscure podcasts that i've never even heard of. yeah, so i thought that maybe we could check out a few of the

>> jimmy: leslie! got great music from rick ross featuring young thug and wale. [ cheers and applause ] rick ross. the boss. the boss. >> steve: rick ross. >> jimmy: my apple sauce. i'm a bad rapper. have you been to eleven madison recently? that restaurant? >> questlove: i've been there a a few times. >> jimmy: yeah, i know you know daniel and will. but anyway they just won, i don't know if you saw, number one restaurant in the world. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: so we've known them for a long time. i sent them a congratulatory note last week. so i wen t chris meledandri. we just went to have dinner there. and they gave us on the menu the greatest hits. so they gave all the things throughout the years that i -- just mind blowing i've been telling you stories. >> questlove: the best of. >> jimmy: yeah. like the clam bake. they give you like a plateful of sand with clams. it's insane. like they're like magicians. anyway, they came over and said "hi" to me and my friend chris. so i'm flipping out. they're th

>> steve: yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: higgins? >> steve: >> jimmy: i love them.e gym or whatever you do, you're on the train, or the bus or whatever. what am i listening to? i'm listening to -- "s-town," i listen to. [ scattered applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: isn't that good? if you like "serial" -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i think it's the same makers of -- >> steve: it's good. >> jimmy: yeah, not cereal like cereal. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: but "serial." [ light laughter ] "s-town"'s great. "missing richard simmons," that was a great one. >> steve: mm-hmm. >> jimmy: is it? right? have you listened to that one? it's fantastic. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, these are all great podcasts. well, anyway, i was looking through itunes, and i noticed that there's a lot of obscure podcasts that i never even heard of before. so, i thought we could check a a few of them out right now. it's time for "tonight show podcasts." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show podcasts yeah ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: now, this is -- >> steve: you better plug that in.

it's amazing. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know that you didn'tho wants to do it. yeah. >> well, actually, without crocodiles we've caught over 150. and i know that you can't come with us because you'll be doing the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but we've decided that the first crocodile that we're going to catch, we're going to name jimmy fallon, after you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah? >> yes. absolutely. >> jimmy: no way. >> and you can actually go online. >> jimmy: and i can check on him and stuff? >> you can track jimmy fallon. you can see exactly where he goes. it'll be awesome. >> jimmy: it's like twitter except for alligators. yeah. you can track where -- >> yes. exactly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're totally right. yeah. >> jimmy: i'm honored. that's so cool. all right, robert, what did you bring me today? let's see some animals. >> all right. first up we've got, actually a a very cute and fluffy animal to start with. [ audience aws ] this is joe. and he's a north american badger. he's really cool. so the north american badgers -- >> jim

>> god help us. >> jimmy: maverick. >> maverick. >> jimmy: i'm freaking out. >> i know. >> jimmy: i'm is happening. >> i know, i know, i'm freaking out, too. >> jimmy: and this is like it's -- and this is -- >> it's exciting. it's joe kosinski and jerry bruckheimer, i can't wait to work with him. he's one of the greatest producers in movie history. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> did the first one and we finally figured out the story and it's really exciting. >> jimmy: and it's far down the line? i mean it's -- >> it's far down the line. there's no turning back at this point. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the danger zone. >> i can't wait. >> jimmy: the danger zone. i know, i can't wait either. highway to the danger zone. we're doing it, yes. [ talking over each other ] i want to talk about -- you have a movie called "american made" coming out september 29th. and i just saw the trailer, went on the internet like two days ago, and it just lit on fire. so, congrats on that. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: and that is a -- [ cheers and applause ] doug liman? >> doug liman, who direct

jimmy fallon.tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ethan hawke, lorde, mustache experts allan peterkin and russell cordeiro, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 693, yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my. oh, my. wow! welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," baby. this is it. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. guys, the big story here "the washington post" reports that president trump is being investigated for obstruction of justice. which could wind up costing him the presidency. [ cheers and applause ] and trump was like, "okay, now give me the bad news." [ cheers and applause ] but get this, though, the news that trump is being investigated actually came out on his birthday. [ laughter ] marking the first time someone blew out their candles and everyone else's wish came true. >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: [ inau

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host.hank you for watching. thanks for -- each and every one of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i'm happy to be here. i'm happy to have -- i'm happy you're here. i mean, really. do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be if i walked out on stage and no one was here? [ laughter ] so thank you for coming. we have a lot to cover tonight. gwyneth paltrow is here. ryan adams is here. sean "diddy" combs is with us. and we will have a chat with one of the most curious and dare i say annoying "bachelorette" contestants in quite some time. lucas yancey, aka the whaboom guy, will join us to chat about being whabooted off the show tonight. [ laughter ] here's an interesting piece of "bachelorette" trivia. i learned this today. according to "us weekly," so you know it's true, bachelorette rachel used to date kevin durant of the golden state warriors. that's right. the star of "the bachelorette" dated the star of the nba finals. here at abc we call that synergy. [ laughter ] but it was su

>> jimmy: yeah.t, miss ricca! [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> there she goes! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: there we go. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] that's fun for the kids, right? >> steve: awe. >> jimmy: it's good to see their principal to do that. how fun was that? well, get this. they raised $13,000. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ also, the read-a-thon to get kids reading, that's a great thing. well, we actually have a a surprise for those guys. our friends over at ready whip, you know, their mission is all about sharing joy, they are going to match the $13,000 donation to your school. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ congratulations on raising $26,000 for your read-a-thon! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i thought that was so cool. honored, honored. guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. she stars in the new movie, "how to be a latin lover." the lovely salma hayek is on the show tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to catch up with salma, and t

>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did? you read the whole script?g to happen. and i'm shocked that it actually did. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why were you shocked it actually did? >> well -- i imagine at some point someone would go, you know, maybe this is a little too insane for "baywatch." >> jimmy: they didn't have anything like that on the television series. >> no. >> jimmy: as far as i know, david hasselhoff never got his private parts caught in a beach chair. >> no, no. >> jimmy: probably for the best. the international audience would have been confused. >> well, they're about to be really confused. >> jimmy: by the way, "the book of mormon" which was huge, still is a huge hit on broadway -- [ cheers and applause ] it's your big break, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: replacing josh gad who really distinguished himself in that show. >> i know, i know. terrifying. >> jimmy: bad, right? yeah, yeah. but you played that role in the touring company? >> i played the role as a standby in the touring company. and then about five months in, the pro

, i'm on jimmy kimmel.n. a very good friend of mine plays your dad on the show, david allen greer. >> who's the greatest. [ cheers and applause ] he really is one of the greatest actors ever. >> jimmy: he is very good -- he went to yale as i'm sure -- >> as he reminds us. on a near-daily basis. like he lives up to it, though, you know what i mean? it's like, oh, yeah, i bet you went to yale, you're just killing it right now. >> jimmy: he's multualtimulti-t almost too talented for his own good. >> sings. we all sing, everybody on the cast, we sing a lot. >> jimmy: what did you sing? what kind of songs? >> just random things from, you know, like -- american standards to lil wayne. [ laughter ] all types of things. >> jimmy: that's where you pop the glasses on, blow everybody's minds. >> what can i do? >> jimmy: with the glasses? put them on your face. that's one -- [ cheers and applause ] that's a good one. >> all right. okay. like you would give me a small business loan in this. >> jimmy: i'd say, hey, you l

>> hell yeah. >> jimmy: you have, yeah. >> i cried last year. >> jimmy: you did?n the championship. [ cheers and applause ] i cried with joy. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you and lebron -- >> lebron right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm shocked by this. are you and lebron that close? >> i'm a lebron fan, he doesn't know how close i am to him. >> jimmy: he doesn't know. >> something happened. something happened, i'm still trying to figure out what happened between us. like when he first got into the league and i was -- i was doing a -- the espys and we had a connection. then something -- i think it was a commercial that i did with steph curry. >> jimmy: oh, that -- put a wedge between you? >> i don't know, i can't explain it, but i don't get that heat. sometimes i see him, l.b.! all right, all right. >> jimmy: and that's >> he doesn't give me a real -- >> jimmy: you're silently weeping on his behalf. >> i am, i am silent. i just need that connection. we even wrote a movie about it. we did a movie called "all-star we

>> jimmy: what? i'm not sure how to help with that. >> jimmy: i don't know either how to help with that. >> guillermo: i got confused. >> jimmy: try again. >> guillermo: okay, google. what kind of noise a monkey make? >> here's a monkey sound. [ monkey screeching ] >> jimmy: google speaks guillermo. i wonder if it speaks spanish. hey, google, how do you say "pineapple should never be on pizza" in spanish? [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: wow! that's amazing. >> jimmy: i'm going to replace you with this thing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with gillian bell! you totaled your brand new car. nobody's hurt, but there will still be pain. three-quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do? drive three-quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car replacement™, you'd get your whole car back. i guess they don't want you driving around on three wheels. smart. with liberty mutual new car replacement™, 'll replace the ful