three words. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy. >> jimmy: "birth of a nation." [ laughter second word. two -- yeah. okay. okay. three words. third word, running? birth, okay, run. >> it was that bad? i thought -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. i got it. >> "born to run." >> jimmy: oh, "born to run" of course. [ cheers and applause ] of course. i'm so mad. that was fantastic. that was my fault. [ cheers and applause ] no that was fantastic. it was my -- >> that was really good. >> jimmy: that was fantastic. miley, it's your turn. oh, i'm so upset. >> alright, here we go. >> i almost want to be with their team now, but i'll be with you. >> my turn? >> jimmy: you're talking out loud right now. yeah. [ crowd shouting numbers ] >> i'm going with my lucky number. >> jimmy: your lucky number is three? >> yes! okay. >> tariq: song. circle. round. >> not middle finger. >> tariq: the second word. oh, "wrapped around my finger?" oh ring. oh, "ring around the rosy?" ring around -- oh, "ring of fire." >> yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: no one celebrates like that, by the way

>> jimmy: ahh!nt trump -- >> donald trump -- >> donald trump just called japan the greatest city in china. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, quest. >> questloveu >> trump, trump, trump. >> trump! >> trump. >> trump, trump! >> jimmy: oh, what's up, man? >> oh, hey, what's up, dude? >> trump, trump, trump. >> trump. >> trump. >> trump. >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. i just feel like trump is everywhere. i can't get away from that guy. >> tell me about it. >> jimmy: ahh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy halloween, everybody! we'll be right back with blake shelton! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ this is google home mini. it's got the google assistant in it, so it's super helpful. watch this: "hey google, good morning." "good morning, claire." "it's 72 and sunny." oh, that's nice. it'll also read you the news, look up traffic, and tell you: "your first meeting is at 9am." and you know how sometimes you're in bed and you can't get out of it until you hear that one song that... "okay, playing your get-

>> jimmy: oh, yogeu wet t. >> oh! >> jimmy: right? unbelievable. >> it's unbelievable. so that's why we got the hands-free umbrella hat cap. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. okay. [ light laughter ] do this -- okay. you want to try it on? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't really want to. >> that's it. yeah, just ease it on down. there you go. there it goes. [ cheers and applause ] that's good, yeah. that's good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> look at this. are you ready? >> jimmy: we'll see how it goes. >> you ready -- you ready to stay dry? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to stay dry. here we go. >> you staying dry? >> jimmy: no, i'm soaking wet. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: i'm soaking wet. thank you very much. >> okay. all right. okay. here, you want me to help you take that one off? >> jimmy: no, i got it. i got it. >> if you would just run backwards, i'll -- oh, no, oh -- [ laughter ] yeah. [ applause ] it's good -- >> jimmy: how much is that worth? >> this is at least $30. >> jimmy: you're making up prices. this is insane. [ light laughter ] what else have

>> jimmy: yeah, here we go. >> 1, 2, 3 -- >> jimmy: 1, 2, 3 -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know that. >>? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, of course. what are we doing? >> because like -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: start from backstage? [ laughter ] >> ready? ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: back in the business. blake lively! [ cheers and applause ] that is all for "tonight show dance battle." our thanks to blake lively. stick around. we'll be right back with gabrielle union! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ t-mobile's unlimited now includes netflix on us. that's right. netflix on us. get 4 unlimited lines for just $40 bucks each. taxes and fees included. and now netflix included. so go ahead. binge on us. another reason why t-mobile is america's best unlimited network. discover card. hey. what can you tell me about your new social security alerts? oh! we'll alert you if we find your social security number on any one of thousands of risky sites, so you'll be in the know. ooh. sushi. ugh. being in the know

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>> jimmy: i do him such a -- >> oh wait, i'm not on kimmel? >> jimmy: no, this is jimmy fallon.n, happens all the time. >> sorry, sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: no, i talked to him about it. i was like, people, i will talk to them, have conversations, take photos. >> and they think you're kimmel. >> jimmy: and i leave and they go, "that was great, we just met jimmy kimmel." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it's fine, i just go with it. >> go with it, just go with it. >> jimmy: i want to talk about the movie. more with tyler perry when we come back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when you're close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment? if you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. with taltz, up to 90% of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. in fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. do not use if you are allergic to taltz. before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. ta

>> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> adele. >> jimmy: really?ivia in "the sassy life" on broadway. that would be fun. here to help freestyle this last one is the creator of "in the heights" and "hamilton" lin-manuel miranda. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> get sassy. >> jimmy: sassy -- sassy, right there he is. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, lin. thank you for being here. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: we love you, man. >> love you. >> jimmy: lin, this is olivia right here. >> hi olivia. >> hi. >> jimmy: and her broadway show would be "the sassy life." >> oh, it sings. it sings, jimmy, it sings. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and she -- she would love to be played by adele. >> oh, fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. so now, because we have lin-manuel here, can you guys do it, the roots, can you do it in like a "hamilton" style song? [ laughter ] lin, do you mind? okay, yeah. ♪ ♪ how does a sweet super sweet sweeter than sweet and low ♪ ♪ and stevia grow up to be a sassy gal olivia ♪ ♪ oh yeah i've loved her ever since she showed up like adele

, jimmy, in hollywood, oscar is king. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i dressed up for you. >> jimmy: thiss great. just like america, we have canada above in paul shaffer and where is little guillermo? oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at this. oh, wow, look at that. guillermo and his -- [ cheers and applause ] all right. all right, guillermo. go to your spot. yes, you've waved enough, yes. >> guillermo: all right, let's go. >> jimmy: all right, be careful. everyone be careful. we got snakes and fire and everything. guillermo -- >> guillermo: thank you! >> jimmy: are you wearing a cup? >> no. >> jimmy: no, all right. that was the coney island circus sideshow, or members of donald trump's cabinet, i'm not sure. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: thank you. if you've never been to brooklyn, you should know this borough is home to some of the thickest and subcontractingliest it is remarkable. there are a lot of beards here. even the women have beards in brooklyn. sometimes i'm not sure if we're in brooklyn or at a civil war re-enactment. and so we thought it might be fu

when i picked it out, this is so jimmy. >> jimmy: for real? >> yes, for real. >> jimmy: what is it?>> jimmy: of course i'll open it. there's something hidden back there? oh, okay, thank you. did you wrap this? >> i did, i wrapped it. >> jimmy: you know, this tape, you can get a more clear version of the tape. [ laughter ] anyway, we'll talk about that later. i mean -- all right. let's see what i have here. i can't imagine what this is. what the hell? oh, wow. oh, that is so me, you're right. [ laughter ] [ applause ] very sexy. you really designed this? >> i did, i did design it. but i'm wondering if it's too long. >> jimmy: well, what i'm worried -- [ laughter ] it as little bit long for me. also my back hair will be sprouting out. so i might have to get a little wax. >> i think your wife molly needs to take care of it. >> jimmy: i probably will give that to her. we'll share it. we can go back and forth. we're like that. you at one time lived in paris, right? >> i did. >> jimmy: how long ago was that? >> right out of high school. and i decided to go and try to stay there for a year

anything you want, jimmy? jimmy? >> jimmy: wow! >> i have a -- >> jimmy: wow. what was that?his at home. can we see that again in slow motion? >> oh, look at that jack o'lantern. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> pretty good. now, you all right? you all right? you were -- you were holding yourself a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> don't worry. we have a thing for that. >> jimmy: wow, wow, wow. >> all right. >> jimmy: wow. >> all right, you okay? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you need to clean up? >> jimmy: i need a little clean-up. >> i got something over here. come on over. >> jimmy: okay. very good. [ light laughter ] >> so trick or treat. you like a trick? >> jimmy: i love a trick. >> you ever prank somebody by, like, tp-ing their house? >> jimmy: never, would i ever. no! never, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> they look very excited. >> jimmy: well, hang on a a second. hang on a second. okay. >> yeah, okay. so, the problem is like, you have to throw the paper and then, you know, it takes a a while. and then the dog starts barking, the neighbor comes out and -- >> jimmy: it's time consuming. >

>> guillermo: yeah, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you.n though it goes against everything i stand for, even though it shakes me to my italian american core, i said, yes, you can fly out here and i will try it, i feel like i owe it to them and myself to at least give pumpkin spice pizza a chance. ♪ it's pumpkin spice it's pumpkin spice ♪ ♪ it just isn't right it's pumpkin spice ♪ ♪ pizza pie with pumpkin spice ♪ are they out of their minds it's pumpkin spice ♪ ♪ and here we go, here's the pumpkin spice pizza coming out of the car and into the studio. >> jimmy: and here he is, the c.o.o. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing, andrew? >> jimmy kimmel, how are you? >> jimmy: this is the -- here, let me put this right over here. >> sure. >> jimmy: there we go. okay. all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, jimmy -- that hurts, that hurts. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. no, i will try this. >> i need one commitment from you. >> jimmy: what is the commitment? >> i need a two-bite commitment. so much flavor. i want to make sure you get it all. >> jimm

fallon. >> little jimmy -- little jimmy -- little jimmy fallon grows up.en ninth and tenth. is that it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you worked there. >> i work there. >> jimmy: currently. >> currently, yeah. >> jimmy: so what happened was we were -- we've just been friends -- i would see you there every now and then. and we were doing the monologue the other day, and someone came in and they go, "you got to watch this clip of this guy that's winning 'jeopardy!' everyone's talking about." york. i go, "cool." he's a bartender. i go, "okay. let me look at the clip." i watch and i go, "is that my -- that's my friend austin." >> yeah, yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's my austin. >> that's my baby! >> jimmy: i was very excited about you. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but you started getting all this pick-up because of the way they would introduce you at the beginning of "jeopardy!" like, "this is 'jeopardy!'" >> "austin rogers, a bartender from new york whose nine-day cash winning total, $332,400." >> that is a long ass time to stare at a camera. >> jimmy: yeah, b

>> jimmy: i know. >> jimmy: i freak out. >> it's the best. >> jimmy: i know, i really get into it, i'mke i can't do "dora" anymore -- i can't do another "dora the explorer." i can't do it. >> no, we never did that. >> jimmy: you never did dora? oh, you're so lucky. >> but, i feel like -- i feel like with my little chunky one, she's going to have to be jackie gleason for halloween or something. >> jimmy: well this is the year you can dress them up. you're allowed to dress them up when you're one. >> yeah, i know. you can make them anything you want. >> jimmy: around four, they start making decisions. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like -- >> yeah, i don't want that to happen. >> jimmy: i know, it's the worst. >> my husband has a decision with halloween. because i always have really elaborate suggestions for him -- like i wanted him to be sully, ines going to be mike wazowski, he should have the full sully. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: that's cute. >> furry face. but we sort of have to put on a a lot of crazy faces for our job anyway. so maybe -- >> jimmy: yeah. that's true, yeah -- >> maybe tha

>> jimmy: yeah. >> we have a few of them. >> jimmy: the director. >> mark who plays the hulk. >> jimmyked the previous versions. you know what i'm saying. sometimes the hulk can be too fake looking. >> and then the technologies advanced and they said don't do what we've done before and mark on many occasions said it. >> jimmy: i think wave camera backstage. hey, mark, how are you doing? >> jimmy: you're a great hulk. i love this hulk. this is a beautiful hulk you've put together. it is weird to see you in clothes. usually you're naked. >> it's strange. i have a loin cloth. >> jimmy: you guys must be pals for mark to come along with you. this is like work for mark. >> oh, yeah. we're close. >> hold on a second. >> jimmy: hold on a second. let me talk here, get the camera away. >> this is the director. >> jimmy: how are you doing? you did a great job on this movie. >> thank you. this is a real dream come true to sit in the green room in the back of your show. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about the interruption there. but i did want to say -- it's the mighty thor, not the mighty bore. maybe take a

we're going, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's going. >> look at it!ere we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow! >> jimmy: oh my god, it's going to blow! >> i think it's working! oh my goodness! i think it's working. wait! maybe we put too much in. >> jimmy: hold on, i'll get the tongs! >> i'm going in, i'm going in. hold on. aah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's incredible! >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, we're going to have fire when we come back? >> there will be fire. >> jimmy: we're going to have fire when we come back, we'll be right back. [ "livin' thing" by electric light orchestra ] ♪ sailin' away on the crest of a wave, it's like magic ♪ ♪ rollin' and ridin' and slippin' and slidin' ♪ ♪ it's magic introducing the all new volkswagen tiguan. ♪ higher and higher, baby the new king of the concrete jungle. nosy neighbor with a glad bag, full of trash. what happens next? nothing. only glad has febreze to neutralize odors for 5 days. guaranteed. even the most perceptive noses won't notice the trash. be happy. it's gl

>> jimmy: gorgeous?? because i don't want to spoil anything. >> so we do -- like, we're doing a lot of popular, like, pop culture moments, but we have a weird twist on everything, so we do something with "the handmaid's tale." but it's got the most bizarre twist you'll ever think about. >> jimmy: okay. >> we do "game of thrones," but it's bizzarre -- it's bizarro "game of thrones." so everything has like a weird double meaning, and a weird double purpose, if that makes sense. >> jimmy: it does make sense. all right, good. i want to see -- i always look forward to seeing it because you just go for it. i love you as a person, as a a host. >> i love you too. >> jimmy: i just always come by the show. please, please, please. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm really great. >> jimmy: thank you so much. kelly ripa, everybody! watch "live with kelly and ryan" weekday mornings. we'll be right back with jim jefferies. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [bell rings] so i was at mom and dad's and found t

you look gorgeous. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love having jimmy: thank you. thank you so much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: 'cause we've known each other now for awhile. i mean this is -- this is -- >> old school right there. >> jimmy: this is an old school sweatshirt. this is like turning into vintage. >> kind of. >> jimmy: it was brand-new and now it's vintage. >> now it's vintage. >> jimmy: it's so rad. i love it so much. and i wear it all the time. but this is -- it's -- it's always fun having you here, because we were original bffs and then we -- >> i have something for you. >> jimmy: you do? i have something for you too. >> wait. >> jimmy: is this like the gift to the magi? >> are we exchanging gifts right now? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i totally have a gift for you. >> because you showed me the older one, i wanted to show you the new one. >> jimmy: did you make a new -- >> i made a new one for you. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter and applause ] >> it's our tenth anniversary. >> jimmy: hey, is it ten -- tenth an

>> jimmy: how are you? >> how are you. >> jimmy: yes, please.ant. no, jimmy. i'll ask you one thing. >> jimmy: no, no. >> one thing. i never ask you for anything. i never ask you for anything. >> jimmy: no, i never -- >> you got to put that on. >> jimmy: no way. >> that's my big -- hey man. come on, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- [ stammering ] you said it. he said -- >> it went on the air. >> jimmy: you said -- >> it's on the air now. >> jimmy: you said it. >> no, you said it. >> jimmy: you said -- [ talking over each other ] >> on the air. i'm clean. [ laughter ] i don't use that language. >> jimmy: i never go blue. >> i never go blue. when we do stand-up together -- when it comes to content, don't -- >> jimmy: clean jokes, guys. >> going to the grocery store. >> jimmy: i mean -- [ laughter ] fred, you have two movies coming out. >> yes. >> jimmy: so you're a giant movie star as well as a tv star. >> never enough. [ light laughter ] just movies, movies, movies. >> jimmy: "battle of the sexes" with emma stone and steve carell. >> yes. >> ji

you got it. >> jimmy: see. >> rigged. >> jimmy: nippler, man. >> steve: nippler. >> jimmy: free the nipplereve: once again, most popular word to complete the search -- should i pierce my blank? >> you're asking me? >> steve: yes. remember -- >> this is bad. >> steve: this is a family show. >> all right, so my first one is out the window. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: yes. >> what other things -- >> jimmy: so is your second and third -- >> people pierce. all right, i have to go to like my fifth answer. >> steve: yes. >> but do i say it out loud? >> steve: yes. >> okay, it's -- >> jimmy: yeah, say it to yourself. >> it's tongue. >> steve: tongue. should i pierce my tongue? >> that's good. >> steve: let's see tongue. [ ding ]e boom! >> damn. >> steve: that's a fail. >> jimmy: that's a fail. >> i bet my real one would have been good. >> steve: i bet it would have been. >> yeah. >> steve: you can whisper it to me later. noah, how are you? >> good, how are you? >> steve: what is the answer? should i pierce my what? >> should i pierce my ears? >> steve: ears! >> jimmy: yes, of course! >> steve: let's

>> jimmy: bad, b-a-d, bad. >> michael jackson? >> jimmy: that is right, michael jackson.h -- >> sal: come on you know this. >> it's up there but it won't come out. >> jimmy: right, yeah. is it really up there? [ laughter ] i feel like it isn't up there. >> i'm shaking it. >> jimmy: in this case, i don't think it's up there. travers, do you want to try to steal? >> i kind of want to try but i know my friends at my school are going to get so mad if i get this wrong. >> jimmy: what is it? >> kendrick lamar? >> jimmy: no, wow, neither one of you knew that, migos was the answer. is that what you had in your head, bella? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. let's go with one more question. for bella. finish this rapper's nickname. chance the -- blank. chance the -- blank. he's a rapper. >> oh. lamar? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: chance the lamar is incorrect. travers, do you know the answer? >> chance the rapper. >> jimmy: chance the rapper is the answer, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, travers, you are the winner tonight. but you each get a prize. bella, y

you this yet, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, that's cool.omething that i have to sit down and do. but the vibration of the bowl will put you in the meditative state, because -- >> jimmy: are you going to -- everyone's going to meditate? >> i'm going to tell you how to do the tibetan -- you have to be -- do it. to watch somebody do it is not the same. no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] watch first, young -- >> jimmy: dinner's ready y'all! [ laughter ] come on in. dinner. we got some grub. we got some grub. come on in, kids! come on in, y'all. [ laughter ] so wait, i'm doing it wrong? what do you do? >> well, you could -- [ ringing ] that's one way to do it. but it's -- >> jimmy: that really gets me -- really zenned out. i'm really -- [ ringing ] i'm so relaxed. [ light laughter ] >> patience. >> jimmy: sorry, sorry, sorry. [ ringing ] >> can you hear it? >> jimmy: is that real? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that coming from that? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? [ laughter ] it is coming from that. [ ringing ] [ laughter ] i thought that was james pla

jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, everybody. thank you. welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, you made it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, it is official, football season has begun. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is it! but this is cool. i saw that the patriots will play a game in mexico this november. yeah. and once they're down there, the rest of the league will say, "okay, build the wall. quick. i mean -- we have a chance -- we have a chance!" [ laughter and applause ] "we have a chance." meanwhile, i saw that the -- the new york jets are 1,000 to 1 long shots to win the super bowl. [ light laughter ] that -- that means that if you -- if you bet just one dollar, you will lose just one dollar. [ laughter and applause ] i mean -- that's it -- it's just one. what's one dollar? let's get to some news here, congressional leaders are still upset with president tr

spicy food, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, no, you don't.me of the album. so i just wrote -- thank you, sir. [ laughter ] so i just wrote, i wrote love on that pepper right there. and that's -- [ audience aws ] this is my love pickle for you. [ laughter ] my love -- no. no, pickle! ♪ cut that out. love pickle. love -- pickled peppers. a pack of love -- pack of pickled peppers for you. and you know, maybe take them out. if anybody has any advice online and tell us to despice them, maybe what you can do is soak them in water. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: i don't know, man. but anyways, i heard that you like pickles. >> thank you. this is so sweet. i love them. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my gosh. you're like, "thank you. i'll never eat them. thank you." [ laughter ] >> i will. when they're ready on the 16th. wait -- >> jimmy: they're ready to go. it will be a year from now. thank you for that cheese you got me. [ light laughter ] i want to -- there's so many things we have to discuss here. >> okay. >> jimmy: i want to talk

jimmy? >> jimmy: sorry, rosie perez! >> guillermo: sorry, rosie perez! >> that's a lie. you boys have fun out there. hey, come by for a snack afterward, okay? >> jimmy: thank you, rosie perez! >> guillermo: thank you, rosie perez! >> okay, bye. >> dicky: from brooklyn it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, woody harrelson, paul shaffer, and music from tony bennett brought to you by american family insurance, with cleto and the cletones. and now, cold live kickin' it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very kind. welcome. hello, brooklyn. that's great. please sit. sit, sit, relax, relax. that's very kind. i miss you already. thank you for leaving the tiny apartments you share with five broom are roommates to be here tonight. [ laughter ] this is closing night for us at the brooklyn academy of music, it's very sad. i want to tell people across the country, this borough of brooklyn is unlike any other place on earth. i'm going to miss everything about it. except alternate side parking. [ laughter ] there's so much character. you can fe

that was a first. >> jimmy: is it? do you even look at -- >> no, no, i can't, i can't. >> jimmy: what about your parents? did they look at their criticisms? >> no, no. >> jimmy: they never do? healthy mentality. >> if you believe the good ones, you have to believe the bad ones. if you believe every one, why am i reading about myself? >> jimmy: but you did know this one had 100%. >> yeah, because your producer told me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, okay, he told me as well. >> he's like, did you know you had 100%? i was like, what, no, because nobody tells me anything. it was awesome. >> jimmy: i see, i see. >> yeah, it was -- you know. >> jimmy: we talked about this book with the parties and stuff like that. when you were a teenager, did you ever like throw a party that your parents weren't aware of? >> oh, yeah, yeah. i talk about one of them in the book a little bit. and it's -- by thought our parents were out of town. we were older, late teens. >> jimmy: that's the time where trouble happens, yeah. >> we were, you know

oh my god. >> i got this jimmy fallon air. >> jimmy: we got fresh air right here, man. >> jimmy fallonvest." check this out. >> there's a lot more gold. and then the cognac is there also. >> it's louis cognac. >> yeah, yeah. my favorite cognac. >> i'm going rub in case a a genie come out of here. >> this will make dreams come true. >> grant your wishes. this is the first time that anybody's ever seen this doughnut. >> this is the reveal. >> the reveal. all right. ♪ that's a big boy. >> if you eat enough of the doughnut, you'll see the gold later. >> shiny poops. hey, next on shiny poops. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check out "most expensivest" on viceland november 15th at 10:30 p.m. 2 chainz and travis scott perform their hit single "4:00 a.m." after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ (cheering) a triangle solo? surprising. what's not surprising? how much money sam and yohanna saved by switching to geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. but also actively steer... not only to automatically brake ...we're getting closer to our ul

>> jimmy: oh no! laughter ] actually when he heard the gop health care bill failed again, trump said, "you're not going to believe it, but i think i have to take a knee for this. [ laughter ] why can't i pass this bill? why can't i pass this thing? you've got to be kidding me." and today trump said he's not preoccupied by his feud with the nfl adding, "all i do is work." [ light laughter ] which would have been great if he hadn't said that from a a brookstone massage chair. [ laughter and applause ] "all i do is work." and another scandal here, just came out that at least six white house advisers used private e-mail addresses for official work, including ivanka trump, jared kushner, steve bannon and reince priebus. so with all this time about private e-mail accounts, we actually have hillary clinton on the phone right now. madam secretary, are you there? >> hi, jimmy, thanks for having me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks for taking the time to talk. now, what do you have to say about all these tru

>> jimmy: do you?my: you don't tell them, just take it. >> humbled. >> jimmy: sigourney weaver probably gets "bull durham." once in a while. >> we were in an event together, an award thing, and i said, and we are here today to just show you we are not the same person. we are two different people. >> jimmy: is she the person you get confused with most? >> i think so. and she's a fool taller than i am. >> jimmy: you never know how -- you know, when people are movie stars, you just have no idea. >> that's true, that's why all those little tiny guys still are movie stars. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: somebody lined them up against the wall people would be like, no, no, no. >> they'd be like, what? no, no. >> jimmy: that is funny that you say that. by the way, looking through your instagram, i saw that you went on a safari. where did you go? >> everywhere. we went to many places. it was a trip my brother passed away a year ago and he had promised this trip for his son when he turned 16. the next year. so i went w

♪ jimmy jimmy banana fanna me mi jimmy ♪ am i correct?appens, ye this kid? this is my home, my vacation. >> jimmy: i don't know, i feel like i can't win with you. i feel if i didn't invite you on the show, you would be annoyed i didn't invite you -- >> i am announcing my retirement. >> jimmy: from what? >> from this show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: from this show? >> this is my last appearance on this show, it's the end, i do not want to be invited, thank you. >> jimmy: will you stay through the commercial break, at least, and we'll continue this? >> not only will i stay, because i have to listen to paul. poor paul, and poor cleto hanging himself. [ laughter ] i'm going to stay, i would love to be here with you. i'm going to tell you the follow-up song i do for jane. >> jimmy: yes, i think everybody would love to hear that. maybe we'll get some accompaniment. howard stern is here! we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live in brooklyn" are brought to you by smirnoff number 21. the world's number one vodka. welcome to maxx y