>> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: snickers. >> jimmy: yeah?ou. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] well, this one dude across the street fm us, who is a a genius, gave out full-size, like, giant hershey bars and real size snickers. s?n you imagine as a kid getting real snick not fun size. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: real snickers. >> jimmy: that's too much fun. fu>> steve: that's too muc man. >> jimmy: you know what you should do? you should give out copies of that dude's key to the front door. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tariq, what are you giving for halloween? >> tariq: i'm giving out full size chunky bars. do you remember the chunky? >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: but these are original chunky bars from 1975? >> tariq: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow! >> ste a warehouse?a >> jimmy: vintage candy. >> tariq: chunky bars and rolos. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, i remember bot of those. they're great, man. did you get your costume or did that -- did they fix it or no? >> tiq: nah, i'm going with out-of-shape black panther. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a re

>> jimmy: no.> jimmy: so they're a little bummed out to go back to school? >> they're bummed, but we're here. everybody's happy. >> jimmy: what a beautiful family, though. gosh, i gotta tell you. >> and my wife and i are back going to work. i just want to tell you this. and my wife -- we'll get to this later. but my wife -- she's doing a a podcast with daphne oz and their podcast was number one on apple in kids and family. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow. >> kids and family. >> jimmy: props -- >> yeah. it's called "mom brain." and her and daphne oz, they talk about, what else, moms, kids, you know, all that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, do you speak spanish? because i know hilaria is from spain. >> i speak -- i speak enough -- i speak the right amount of spanish. i mean, i know certain -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's the right amount? >> when you have four kids five and under, you just have the critical phrases like down, you know -- [ speaking spanish ] [ laughter ] or, you know, b

you got jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> kevin: you got jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: that's right. >> kevins corden. he's basically a jimmy. >> jimmy: that's true. [ light laughter ] all right. >> kevin: if i change my name to jimmy hart, my question is, can i have a talk show? >> jimmy: tonight, you can have half of one. are you ready to do this? >> kevin: i am ready to do it, skippy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. let's go. we got a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: pump it up. pump it up there. i'm sorry about that. >> kevin: had to get my chair right. >> jimmy: yeah, much, much better now, yeah. >> kevin: you should have had it set before. jimmy, stop. don't do that. stop it. stop it. [ laughter ] stop it, man. >> jimmy: come on, dude. [ laughter ] >> kevin: i gotta get it right. i gotta get it right. >> jimmy: no, no, this is good right here. this is perfect. >> kevin: here we go, man. i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> kevin: stop it. stop it. now i got to go down. stop, man. stop.

>>teve: hello. >> jimmy: hey, what's up, man? >> steve: who dis? >> jimmy: it's jimmy.lo? >> steve: camila cabello, yeah. >> jimmy: no, she's not here. >> steve: oh.wh do you knoe she is? >> jimmy: do i know where -- >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: do i know where camila cabello is? i>> steve: what city is s [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: oh, where is she? >> jimmy: i do know where sh is. >> steve: can you please tell me? >> jimmy: i do know where she is. >> steve: where is she? >> jimmy: she's in --a ♪ hav ♪ ♪go >> jimmy: a close it. i gotta close it. sorry, i didn't catch that. >> jimmy: all right. thank you, siri. i turned siri on.y >> steve: sori. siri. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, chips and guac as an appetizer for letting me fill up on four entire avocados before eating a a six-pound burrito. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i -- i care. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, pullout couches, for giving a good night's rest to about 10% of my body. [ laughter and applause ] ♪yo than powdered sugar, for being something you use in a a recipe once and then keep in you

you doing jimmy? oh my god, you're amazing cause your common. >> yeah, yes. you're commo >> jimmy: you're commmon. >> but you're uncommon. >> jimmy: yes! wow! ] [ light laught [ applause ] >> that wasn't funny. >> jimmy: it was. that was cute. i like it. >> thanks.e >> jimmy: we hclip. here is amandla stenberg and common in "the hate u give." check this out. >> so if i think i see a gun, i don't hesitate. i shoot. >> because you think you see a a gun? you don't say something first? like put your hands up? >> it depends. is it night? can i see? am i on duty alone? >> what if you were in a white neighborhood, and it was a a white man wearing a suit, and driving a mercedes? he could be a drug dealer, right? >> he could. >> so if you saw him reach into the window, and you thought that you saw a gun, would you shoot him, or would you say put your hands up? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to amandla stenberg. "the hate u give" is in theaters now. guy raz joins us after the ea stick around, ever

bu jimmy: yeah.'t know if they're going with -- but then they -- the audition, they tried jerry seinfeld. >> steve: really? another comedian? >> jimmylist -- listen to this. >> he was a little verbal, but nothing dirty. that's great. he said, "that's gat. oh, you're so beautiful." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that was -- i don't know if that'scehe right ch >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you find -- you find it odd? >> steve: i find it odd there's -- it's a coincidence that you happen to do impressions of all the people they got to read these books. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what you find odd? >> steve: yeah, i think that's weird. >> jimmy: well, no, it's not weird, because they tried gilbert gottfrie [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. stn we listen to that? >> steve: yeah, to that one. >> we kissed and his hard dating tongue pushed in an out of my mouth. [ laughter ] i thought, "he's even a a terrible kisser." >> jimmy: all righ i'm moving on. that's -- [ laughter and applause

>> jimmy: hey! >> yeah, it's almost -- >> jimmy: yeah, exactly.my: really. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that would be fantastic. i'd love to see that. >> that would be fun. >> jimmy: we just did that -- are you a drummer. >> yeah, my dad bought me a a drum set when i was like 3 years old. yeah, that's the first instrumentimmy iasdid you ever other instruments. >> yeah, i tried the piano. i tried a lot of instruments. i tried the drums for a long time. i didn't really get y [ laughter ] >> i lyo [ cheers and applause ] you're totally right. [ foghorn ] [ cheers and applause ] oh damon. i don't know if -- i don't know if the tuba should be talking to anybody. [ laughter ] i don't think the tuba -- [ applause ] >> oh, man! >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> but i don't know if it was the drum set, or my drum skills, but i mean -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> picking up the drums like taught me beat so that's what like -- that's how i came in you know making beats. so it out worked for something. >> jimmy: yeah, it definitely did work out. yeah. yeah. on your -- on the

jimmy? >> jimmy: yes? >> here's how it goes.w i'm going to go -- >> jimmy: am i looking at what you're doing or no? >> yeah, you can. look. okay, we just don't want to show them. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. it's your turn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait. what? >> i'm serious. >> jimmy: i know you are but i did not learn anything. >> see into their souls. what do you see when you look into their souls, by the way? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: happy people? [ laughter ] >> he's jimmy, the happy magician. all right. now, go with your gut. don't let them see. and i want you to write what country you think they might be thinking of. big letters. i'll go first, jimmy. what country are you thinking of? >> peru. >> jimmy: are you -- are you kidding me? >> peru, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? come on, don't let me down, guys. come on. [ laughter ] any country in the whole world. >> our country was america. >> show it to them. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how did you do that? >> first magic trick. th

it's garlicky. >> mmm. >> jimmy: it's salty. >> mmm. >> jimmy: it's buttery. >> mmm. >> jimmy: it's hoto you want? >> nothing. >> jimmy: holy moly. and these are free? >> these are free. [ light laughter ] how's that? >> jimmy: it was a mistake. ♪ >> i give it a -- >> i have some salad for you guys. >> jimmy: oh. >> thank you so much. >> you're very welcome. >> jimmy: healthy too. >> grazie. >> jimmy: i heard the salad's good here as well. >> well it's free, it's unlimited. >> jimmy: wait, what? what are you paying for here? >> would you like some fresh parmesan cheese on top? >> you know what, i like croutons. can i get a laundry basket of croutons? ♪ [ light laughter ] >> oh, cool! cool! >> jimmy: while we're waiting for the entrees. >> wow! jimmy, you're the best dad ever. ♪ >> you look cool. >> jimmy: hey, do you want to know a little secret about me? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have a special power. >> okay. >> jimmy: i can guess if you like ketchup or if you like mustard. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ready for this? you've just got to look at me in the eye though. you think it's easy.

>> yes. >> jimmy: yes. >> it was crazy. >> jimmy: you did not listen? >> no. >> jimmy: why?e an actor was when i was watching "parks and rec." >> jimmy: really, okay. [ laughter ] >> and i saw this football player i went to college with. and he had a little bit part on the show. and i just felt this rush of jealousy. >> jimmy: oh. >> overwhelmed with jealousy. i had to turn it off, i couldn't watch anymore. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was visceral. >> jimmy: and that football player was o.j. simpson? [ laughter ] it was not o.j. simpson? >> no. >> jimmy: no. so -- wow. that's weird. have you run into that football player at all? >> we're friends. i don't think he knows that story. >> jimmy: oh, well, he inspired youayo t int acting. i mentioned in your introduction, you got married two weeks ago. >> i did. >> jimmy: to damian truesell. who is phenomenally talented and looks like he's 12. >> yes. >> jimmy: why aren't you on a honeymoon if you got married two weeks ago? >> i mean, what do you want to be doing on your honeymoon? no, we had 24 hours in paris, and we're promoting "first

it looks so good, jimmy. >> jimmy: some flames.e him a little place like el diablo. >> guillermo: this is my truck, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's really good. ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys. >> what do you say? >> jimmy: i hope you're hungry. >> this looks great. >> jimmy: look at this we made fun things for you because we know you don't have a lot of time to spend cooking. we got all sorts of fire-related things. 53, 43, what is this? >> guillermo: ostrich. >> jimmy: a what? >>. >> guillermo: an ax. >> jimmy: an ash. >> are these fire people? >> jimmy: those are fire guys yes. what is the dumbest reason you've been called to somebody out? >> explosive diarrhea. >> jimmy: that wasn't a prank? >> no, it was a legit call. >> jimmy: what did they want you to do? >> had to help him out of the bathroom, you know. >> guillermo: take him to the hospital? >> we waited for the ambulance. >> hey, what's up? >> jimmy: we made>>ouidt doing. >> jimmy: what's going on? >> we had to force the door for someone that was -- couldn't open the door. supposedly for t

jimmy, are you doing it? >> jimmy: this is more advanced.ate right mow, so thank you, and breathe. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys feel good? they feel great. gisele bundchen everybody. her new book, "lessons: my path to a meaningful life" is available now. quavo performs for us after the break, stick around, we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey! it's iphone season at sprint and that means you can get the amazing new iphone 10s. and it has a 5.8 inch super retina oled display. now that's a reason to party! ♪ wait! and did you know it's on a network built for unlimited? ♪ iphone! ♪ (vo) there's never been a better time to try our network. so switch to sprint and we'll give you a new iphone 10s to use with eligible trade-in. that's right. $0 per month on us. for people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay.com. thdelicious.i-wheat. but it's more than that. 10 layers of crunchy wheat to fill you up on big days. whether your day involves steam, mountains, or woah- fire... ...we've got your breakfast right here.

>> jimmy: yes!we evolution." tonight, though, there's another cham >> what?ah >> jimmy: look at this right here. this is "the tonight show" wr thestling championship belt. drcheers and applause ] >> oh, matches ms. >> i better win. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here is the de. how do you feel about facing off in a thumb wrestling match? [ laughter ] >> oh, i'm down. i'm ready. >> jimmy: here's how it works. the official "tonight show" thumb wrestling ring here.ok , i will be the referee. i'll have the belt. >> nice. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. come around, i want a fair fight. okay, just -- i think you actual from there.ou grab it >> like this? >> okay, don't cheat -- >> look, i'm already injured. >> so you'll have to -- oh my gosh. >> jimmy: you're injured. don't cheat already. guys, ready? >> go like this first, right? >> jimmy: yeah, i'lle one, two, three, four. ♪ one, two, three, four, i declare a thumb war! go! [ cheers and applause ] one. one, t, three! oh, the winner! [ cheers a[ applause ] ll ] nik

it's god. >> hey, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi, there. >> how you doing, man?> jimmy: doing well, is that you? >> yeah, ain't oprah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't expect you to be so -- um -- >> jewish? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, no. so casual. >> oh, this, yeah. jimmy, it's casual wednesday yeah. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> yeah, i'm going over to the driving range, hit some balls with arnold palmer. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> sucks, yeah. what do you need? >> jimmy: what's with that band-aid on your face? >> oh, this thing? it's a little squamous. yeah, i'm a lot closer to the sun than you are, should have thought of that when i started this whole mess. >> jimmy: definitely. very sorry to hear that, i hope it works out okay. what i wanted to ask about is these prayers for brett kavanaugh -- >> oh, oh, oh -- >> jimmy: what's going on, is there a problem? >> ix-nay on the air-pray. >> jimmy: why? >> i got enough to deal with without all those idiots praying for a guy they never met. do you have any idea how much i have on my plate? >> jimmy: no i -- >> oh, my,

>> jimmy: ho! >> audience: ho! >> jimmy: hey! >> audience: hey! >> jimmy: ho! >> audience: ho!mmy: tonight. >> audience: tonight. >> jimmy: show. >> audience: show. >> jimmy: okay, whatever. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ laughter ] that's good, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. hot crowd. let's get to some news here. it just came out that president trump is going to meet with kanye west at the white house on thursday. this is interesting. they both think they're going to a twitter intervention for the other person. [ laughter and applause ] "you know why we're here, right?" that's right, trump is meeting with kanye at the white house. trump will be like, "i wish you had been here last week. i had a supreme court seat to fill." [ laughter and applause ] but kanye isn't the only celebrity trump's been thinking about lately. he was asked about taylor swift endorsing democrats in the midterms. check out what he said. >> taylor swift's jumping into politics. what do you have to say to that? >> and what did she say? >> she said wants people to vote for democrats.

>> jimmy: gorgeous. you look gorgeous. >> she ready. >> jimmy: she ready. afro -- ♪ how does it feel >> jimmy: oh, my god. "afro puff"? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a good call, man. >> yeah, that's like one of my favorite songs from back in the day, and i love the lady of rage. >> jimmy: i almost forgot about that. >> and like, that was one of the first rap songs i learned. >> jimmy: i love it. is that rough and tough? >> yeah, i rock rough and stuff with my afro -- rough and stuff. >> jimmy: rough and stuff. rough and stuff with my afro puff. >> you know, everybody messes up lyrics sometimes to songs that they really don't know. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] did that just happen? >> yep. >> jimmy: it did just happen just now? >> that was a shade tree i had just put up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh my god. unbelievable. you -- actually i saw -- first of all, congrats on the emmy. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you won the emmy for "saturday night live." yeah! you won the emmy award. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you won that. you post

s ve: yeah. >> jimmy: everyone can see. >> steve: exactly. >> jimmy: come on.orner. >> steve: turn on the radio, at least. [ sobbing ] >> jimmy: "aw, never" -- >> steve: it's been. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: listen to this, guys. itsurvey conducted by california pizzaen found that pizza is americans' favorite food. [ cheers and applause ]ia califoizza kitchen. [ light laughter ] l not surprising, the study also found that amera's favorite state is california and the favorite room is kitchen. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. california pizza -- they did the surveyid theyhe survey. turns out everyone loves pizza. [ laughter ] yeah. unbelievable. you guys see this? on a recent episode of "jeopardy!" a contestant proposed to his girlfriend during the show.th watc. >> i just wanted to, um, say in one quick and ask maria shaffer right there. >> who is maria? where is she? oh, hello, maria. >> if she would make me a a winner today and marry me. [ audience aws ] >> that would be "what is yes?" >> jimmy: aw. [ laughter ] well, that's one way to ge

, jimmy. >> jimmy: where are you headed to next, guillermo? >> guillermo: to -- [ mumbling ] . >> jimmy: what? when you get to atlanta, don't mention that you're a dodgers fan, because they just beat the braves, okay? >> guillermo: yeah! >> jimmy: don't do that. thank you, kenny. thank you, michael irvin. thanks to everybody there in lockhart. >> guillermo: hey, jimmy! >> jimmy: yes, what? >> guillermo: i've got to take this to go. >> jimmy: yeah, bring some leftovers for sure. all right. all right, travel safely, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. you know how many calories are in that brisket? [ laughter ] oh, boy. you know, i mentioned columbus day at the top of the show. columb columbus, i think of all the historical figures. george washington, lincoln. columbus might be the third we learn the most about in elementary school so people should know who he is. there's a lot going on in the country so we decided to combine two of the big things going on right now. we went on the street this afternoon, we asked people what

see his underwear >> jimmy: that's great. ♪ jimmy's airbnb >> it's jimmy's b&b.0 people lined up to take this tour of this house. as soon as the choir is done, they're all going to go in. guys, if you're in brooklyn, which you already are, get your kids to trick or treat early, it's park slope, brooklyn. you'll see it. you'll know it. it's a bright light. yeah. you'll see it. >> jimmy: i think this is illegal. >> yeah, no, it is. it's totally illegal. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: well, you know it's funny you would say that, john, because i also know where you live. >> don't. >> jimmy: no. i wish i was more prepared. i do know where you live but i didn't do anything to it! it's not even christmas time. >> my children are there. jimmy's kids are there? >> jimmy: my kids are there also. that's great. well, i guess thank you? i guess we'll be staying with you and emily tonight probably. >> no, we'll be at your house. >> jimmy: john krasinski, everybody. "a quiet place" is available now on blu-ray and digital. and watch "tom clancy's jack ryan" on amazon prime video. we'll be

re i can hold it. >> jimmy: yeah, hey. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay.our name and where are you from? >> i'm allison. i live in hell's kitchen. >> jimmy: hey. >> hey new york. thank you so much. >> jimmy: hell's kitchen. there you go. a little midtown. i love manhattan. >>hank you for your suppor thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i love hell's kitchen. >> that means a lot. >> jimmy: yeah. >>ol. yeah. hank you so much. >> jimmy: all right. now, this is in the news currently right here. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: years ago this month the number one song in the country was coolio's "gangsta's paradise." >> okay. >> jimmy: please complete the following lyric from the song. >> oh, god."p >> jimmyer and the money. money and the power. minute after minute." >> hour after hour?: >> jim, my gosh. how did you guess that? [ applause ] ♪ fantastic. ere's your "tonight sho sleep mask >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's what friends are for. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for playing that. ♪ power and the mon money in the power minute after minute a hoer hour ♪ oh, my goodn

>> jimmy: yeah. >> $620 million? >> jimmy: yeah. over that, yes. >> huh! huh!ou can kiss my powerball, bitch, yeah! i quit, man. i quit this [ bleep ] job and i'm moving right to orlando, florida! i am done. i'm rich, whoo, yeah! see ya! you can suck it too! all right! i'm the winner, i win! >> jimmy: i think you're right, guillermo. all right. [ applause ] sometimes we like to put on a little play, you know? today was a busy day for our nation's law enforcement. especially in washington, d.c. and new york. ere mailed of suspiousurne o t intons, various prominent democrats. and also to the headquarters of cnn. cnn had to evacuate their building in new york and do their shows from the street today. the president for once said the right thing in response. he said, we have to come together and send one very clear, strong, unmistake message that threats or acts of political violence have no place in the united states of america, except for at all of my rallies, every time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but it's a start. oh this rally he had tonight. no one w

all. >> jimmy: really?, no, no. it's all good. it's all good. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: was that your first talk show, or no? >> that was my first. >> jimmy: it was your first appearance. i figured if i wore this crazy jacket i would be like, assured or something, but i feel --. >> jimmy: you still feel the lack of confidence? really? >> no, i -- i --. >> jimmy: it's not normal for you. it doesn't feel normal. >> no, no. >> jimmy: it doesn't. yeah, but didn't you -- you performed on stage before. >> i performed on stage. i'm just going to lock into you to feel less -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think you -- you're so dreamy. [ laughter ] what happened? what was oscar night? did you get all excited? did bring the family? >> man, it was nuts. i went with the family. >> jimmy: aw, you're a good kid. >> it was the most surreal. yeah, it was the weirdest night of my life. >> jimmy: and who did you go with? your sister? >> i went with my sister, my mom, my dad, and my mom was next to me. thank god. m

. >> very first one. >> jimmy: in atlanta. 2003. >> yep. >> jimmy: okay.[ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, that's how i recognized it. oh, yeah, i know that plt e. >> yeah, jhind a strip club. >> jimmy: i could have said hi. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you do that. you grow out of that place. >> yes.: >> jimu go into another studio. you start making tv. >> yeah. >> jimmy: as well as movies. >> yeah. i started doing tv over there from "house of payne," "meet the browns," "have andave nots" and then ran out of space there. so we had to go to the studio that i'm in now which was a a former army base. fort mcpherson army base. >> jimmy: wait you until see this thing. how many -- i don't want to say et. how many square feet -- how many acres is this? i s 331 acres, and it's --. >> jimmy: look at this, guys. [ cheers and applaus >> yeah, these are all t sound stages. >> jimmy: this is tyler perry's studio. >> i've been working, man. i've been working. s a great this story. i mean, no one does this. i'm meeting a studio head. you know what i'm saying. i have done little things h

>> jimmy: it's rams. >> what. >> jimmy: it's rams. it's not rammers, it's rams. >> enjoy your little game of sportsball. i hope your team gets all the grand slam dunkers. >> jimmy: i just have one quick question. are you excited about the new "harry potter" movie that's coming out? >> am i? i just got this done last week. >> jimmy: okay. is that a -- are those bedbug bites you have there? >> no, no. just a tattoo. >> jimmy: all right. get the hell out of here. whoever that is -- whoever that is, he definitely doesn't work here. and he definitely isn't the only member of our staff who got bedbugs in brooklyn. so, hey, not only has -- not only has l.a. versus boston fired up the sportsball fans in the area, it has given our local newscasters in town a great chance to flex their accent muscles. >> the dodgers will take on the red sox first on their turf there in boston. >> that's right. boston. >> boston. >> boston. >> game one of the world series from fenway pahk. >> we are live at fenway park. >> fenway pahk to see the green monster up

jimmy: yes!ave on your finger, but just here. >> a ring. a nose ring. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god!>> e smoke a lot of weed. >> jimmy: stoned? >> good weed. good weed. west cst! >> jimmy: snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> oh it's a very poisous. >> snakes! [ buzzer ] >> yes. it lives in california. [ buzzer ] [ foghorn ] that's not coooo that's not c okay, we are going to get this one. now come on. come on. >> jimmy: so, competitive. thmpetitive. >> i know, i lik. >> okay, so i start? >> jimmy: yeah, you'll start this one pal, yeah. >> oh god, okay. >> to me? >> jimmy: to you, yeah. >> okay. >> are you ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's good, buddy.o! >> okay, [ beeping ] >> it is a cartoon for kids, and he's like this. square. he's square. >> squarebob spongepants. [ laughter ] >> yeah, go. go. you got it. he got it. jimmy, hgot it. >> square -- >> jimmy: no way, he did not get it. >> i did. >> he did. d >>. i'm dyslexic. so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: squarebob

> jimmy: yeah, okay, good.d. and she -- now i feel like i'm imitating myself talking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- >> yeah, she did allf my mannerisms. but i felt really complimented atthat i was in her impersn repertoire. >> jimmyyeah, sure. of course. >> because she does like julia roberts. she does -- >> jimmy: did you ever work with her? >> -- a seal. >> oh, yes, i -- or not a seal, a mylphin. >> ja dolphin. she did the dolphin for me. >> yes. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> we worked together a hundred years ago. keat's what i say, anything past ten years is - [ together ] "a hundred --" >> years ago. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that makes sense. sure. >> on this movie called "the other sister." >> jimmy: do you -- oh, i remember that. >> and we played sisters. >> jimmy: did you -- do you do m essions? [ laughter ] can you do a impression of her?p >> i do not dossions. but i kind of love bad de niro impressions. because when i did "cape fear," a lot of people would come up and be like, "little bit. little bit." and i

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venga a. >> jimmy: what? >> jimmy ¿que? ] can we makit look like old ¿podemos hacerlo parecer a la school tv? vieja escuela tv? like the first time people ever ¿como la primera vez la gente alguna saw james brown perform? funcionar? thank you. gracias. [ cheers and applause ] [ aclamaciones y aplausos ] this song is called "sex esta cancion es llamada "la machine." maquina : xual." >> jim, my goodness. >> jimmy ah, mi calidad. [ cheers and applause ] [ aclamaciones y aplausos ] >> fellas, i'm ready to get up >> compaÑeros, estoy listo para and do my thin levantarme y hacer mi cosa. [ cheers ] [ aclamaciones ] i want to get into it, man, you quiero entrar en ello, hombre, know. ud. sabe. s like a -- like machine, como a; como una maquina man. sexual, hombre. movin', doin' it, you know. movimiento, haciendolo, ud. sabe. can i count o off? ¿puntarlo lejos? one, two, three, four. un, dos, tres, cuatro. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ aclamaciones y aplausos ] ♪ get up get on up ♪ despierte avanzan get up get on up despierte avanz

jimmy: oh, nice. jimmy: yeah, what is this? i'll give you the honest opinion. >> chicken, ham, cheese, and it's right behind you. >> jimmy: what? >> it's right there. we don't mess around. [ cheers and applause ] that's my chef right there. that the chef. >> jimmy: all right. this is it right here. it looks like -- is there barbecue jam on here? >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: look at this. this looks gorgeous. >> you wan jto go first? my: oh, yeah, man. is that barbecue sauce dripping from it? i'm going to freak out.re e go. >> we need some barbecue sauce music.ht [ light la ] ♪ just like that. >> jimmy: yo. that's one of the best sandwiches ever. q chrs and applause ] >> that is the sddy right there. >> jimmy: that is a a fantastic -- you guys want a a bite of this sandwich? [ cheers and applause ] all right. we'll give some to the p.dience. i want to show a c here's shaquille o'neal -- renovate his new restaurant in the facebook watch series,big chicken shaq." check this o right here. check out the clip. h

and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome.elcome. thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you. hope you had 'freight weekend. it's october. i have to say i know -- i know it's october, and it's supposed to be octoberfest time -- cleer [ cheers and applause ] thank you. after the kavanaugh hearing last week, it was really hard to enjoy a beer this weekend, i have to say. [ laughter ] anybody else feel like that? the fbi investigation in supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh has begun. arizona senator, jeff flake, forced the issue last week. jeff flake was brave enough to stand up to his fellow republicans i'll still vote yes but can we do this next friday instead? i got yelled at in the elevator. it's kind of crazy. to think brett kavanaugh could be on the supreme court right now if jeff flake had taken the stairs, but he didn't, and for now the inauguration -- the kavanaugh inauguration is on hold. in his testimony before the senate judiciary committee w

>> jimmy: yeah. yeah. those two guys look alike, but they really need to get on the same page. and then he lashed out. then he pointed a little orange finger at the media. >> the media also has a responsibility to set a civil tone and to stop the endless hostility and constant negative and oftentimes false attacks and stories. have to do it. >> jimmy: blaming the media for bombs that were sent to the media is like blaming skyscrapers for 9/11. it's mind boggling. it's #dobbs is what it is. it's a steaming pile of #dobbs. but for him to call for the media to stop the endless hostility and false attacks when he, this wall behind me right now, this is papered with -- these are false -- these, well, nothing but hostility and false attacks written by someone who clearly must be impersonating donald trump on twitter. despite the prepared statement, the president did not do much to encourage us all to be best but what was northwest notable, the most important thing he told the crowd in wisconsin and a natio

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ne. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're excited. it was -- today was -- what an exciting day it was today. let me tell you something. in this country the stars are lining up perfectly, and they are in perfect alignment because on thursday the doors of the white house will open to welcome none other than kanye west. that's right. the president of the united states is having lunch with kanye. now there's a devil's triangle for you, huh? am i the only one who would buy that lunch on pay-per-view? i would love to see what they talk about. they actually hinted, kanye and trump, the topics at the lunch are said to include prison reform, gang violence and how good it feels to unload like a maniac on twitter. [ laughter ] i just really -- my hope is that kanye bumps into my pence while he's there. mother and i enjoy your hip-hops very much. thanks. what is that conversation going to be like? i was thinking about it this aft

i love you. >> jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, thank you so much. "nina cried power" is out now.hanks you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, jonah hill, star of "the resident," actress emily vancamp, music from the avett brothers, featuring the 8g band with thaddeus dixon. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the white house issued a statement today co

> jimmy: video chat?till. >> jimmy: you had his name tattooed on your body? >> i wrote it. i didn't want to get it done. [ laughter ] anyway. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is drew one of the ones that's coming back? >> he's coming back in a few days. >> jimmy: right, a couple of them are coming back. >> after six months. >> jimmy: six months. what did he have to say? was he excited to see you? >> i think we were more excited to see him. but he was, you know -- it was incredible. he was telling us about, you know -- he's taken like nine space walks. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i was asking what those are like. >> jimmy: wow. >> he said it's just incredible when you're out there, you see the earth just floating, the vastness of space, you realize that it just feels so alone in the universe. we're just so lucky to have each other. then he stopped himself. he was like, anyway, enough about that, here's the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why did he show you the bathroom? >> i don't know. it's like if you go online and y

>> jimmy: no. >> right now. >> jimmy: it's a beater truck. >> jimmy: i see. >> so, it's very sentimental. >> jimmy: right. >> but these neighbors, like -- >> jimmy: it was just on -- >> i hope they're watching right now, because -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it wasn't in front of their house. >> no, it was in front of my house. >> jimmy: it was in front of both of our houses and i didn't have a problem with you. >> was it you? >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> what? no. i didn't do it. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't me. i would never do something like that. >> they kept calling about it and they kept saying, i really just don't want to look at it anymore. and i was like, well, then look somewhere else. [ laughter ] you don't have to stare at it all day. >> jimmy: i didn't know you could just have something towed. >> apparently you can. >> jimmy: you can. >> but they called the tow truck and by the grace of god, i got there right before the tow truck, but my battery was dead, so it was a very complicated situation. >> jimmy: did the tow truck driver then j

here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. thank you. hi.ery nice. thank you. how are you, everyone? welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ applause ] very nice. we're coming to you from los angeles, california, home of the second best team in major league baseball. that's pretty good, right? dodger fans are especially blue today. according to the fake news media, the red sox beat the dodgers last night to win the world series but we know the real story is the dodgers swept the world series in four games and the lamestream media won't report that we have a lot of boston fan, dicky is one. most were at the game. some of whom snuck the game last night. there were a lot of red sox fans at dodger stadium includes a couple whose names you may know. >> there's leslie mann, husband judd apatow. tony robbins, from ben affleck to matt damon to jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, there's nothing worse than paying a lot of money for tickets and having to sit next to an obnoxious jerk the whole game. the last ti

. >> hey, jimmy, i'm really excited -- >> jimmy: oh, hey. oh, hey. >> about the show tonight. >> jimmy: no, i'm -- oh, yeah. hey. wow. >> what are you doing? >> jimmy: i was just -- somebody gave that to me. what -- i'm just -- can't wait see the show. >> thanks. >> jimmy: see you on the show. i'm -- i'm gonna see the show. i'm just jealous of his mustache! he's rocking it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- taraji p. henson, bts, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 931. bts! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a crowd! that is a great crowd right there. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic. guys, taraji p. henson is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got the biggest boy band on the planet. bts is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: so cute. >> it's so cute. >> jimmy: i know. >> i wrote a letter for the "lenny letter," you know, that lena dunham thing? >> jimmy: yeah, "lenny." >> and the scholastic -- it was not for children this thing i wrote for them. but scholastic approached and said, "would you ever consider turning this into a children's book?" and i was like, "i had not. but i will." and so they very sweetly and organically helped me turn this into a little book for kids. so cute. >> jimmy: but you said it came from you reading to your daughter? >> yeah, like, little, you know, i have a nine-year-old now, who was then six when i -- when we wrote it. and she -- it was just my little girl and i like laying in bed at night and we were just listening to her kind of talk about just monologuing as, like, little kids do about. and just hearing her, like, just hearing her, kind of, like, self-possession and her confidence and her just, like, full voice, like, authenticity. i thought, "oh, i just want to like capture this for her." and so, that, it kind of c

>> i just fist bumped. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah i did. >> jimmy: with kiss?me. >> i saw them flinging pics at you. >> jimmy: do you want to throw some at the audience? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can just throw it -- you can just throw it at the -- >> i'm going to hit the -- >> jimmy: you can throw it like right -- no, you'll never reach. you'll never reach. >> yeah, yeah, right? the full thing. >> jimmy: you can go right up there, yeah. yeah, you will never reach from here. >> this is so scary. >> jimmy: no, no, it's not. it's fun, it's like after a a wedding. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's it. >> they're not going very far. >> jimmy: no, that's good. that's so rock n' roll. [ cheers and applause ] that is so rock n' roll what you're doing. this is so -- it's so rock n' roll. cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, whip it at people. it's rock n' roll. >> all these rings are going to fall off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're being so nice. >> i'm going to fling all my rings. >> jimmy: uh abbi, please, come on. thank yo

okay. >> jimmy: no.cause my boy -- i did a floss one time. and he said "never, ever do the floss again." my boy is 10 years old. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and it's, like, the most horrifying thing. and i did it just to torture him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> is that wrong? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, that's what -- >> i'm sorry, tommy. >> jimmy: that's a great dad. >> that's the last time though, tommy, i promise you. >> jimmy: can we talk about being -- did you ever think that you -- we would start where we started? and you'd be in a -- a movie that made over a billion dollars? >> you're talking about "jumanji"? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. "jumanji." [ cheers and applause ] how great was -- jack black was amazing. dude, i'm -- i'm not kidding, i think oscar. i think academy award. that was actually freaking gold. >> i did not -- i was passed over. that -- that oscar came and went. >> jimmy: that was a tricky role. you were fantastic. >> thank you. dwayne the rock thought i should get an oscar, too. he said so. >

jimmy: wow.that's everyone's dad trying to use facetime. [ laughter ] it's like, "am i on? am i -- can i see -- honey. is that -- [ laughter ] did you guys hear about this? the other day, trump's chief of staff, john kelly and his national security advisor john bolton made headlines for getting into a giant shouting match outside the oval office. it's not good. well, we actually got our hands on the audio. [ laughter ] listen to what they were fighting about. >> the song of the summer was "in my feelings" by drake. >> what? it was clearly "why don't you just meet me in the middle." >> oh, come on. ♪ kiki do you love me ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ why don't you just meet me in the middle ♪ ♪ are you riding >> it's such a great song. ♪ say you'll never ever leave from beside me ♪ ♪ just meet me in the middle ♪ [ talking over each other ] >> uh-huh. >> yeah. >> ahh. >> jimmy: wow. what a fight. [ laughter and applause ] some entertainment news, the new "halloween" movie won the box office this weekend. and i s

so -- >> jimmy: for real?, i don't know. >> jimmy: before we thdevil, ye >> so it would be consumed. i'd get a coffee truck and everyone would have the best time. everyone would eat, it i would eat it. now i would just be like people, my whole house smells like a blueberry muffin factory. eat that. eat that buckle. >> jimmy: that is -- to let that blueberry buckle sit there and not be eaten. >> it didn't. they were forced. >> jimmy: you should work at our show. everyone will eat the blueberry buckle. even the ants are disappointed because there's no crumbs left on the cake. >> good. >> jimmy: very nice to see you in the show because you're a very nice person. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: and you playing a different version of that. do you like that playing like a called my character annoying? >> jimmy: well, your character is a little bit annoying. >> well, i like to play nice uplifting people. my mom likes it when i play nice people. >> jimmy: she does. >> she does, but every now and then you want to keep the

>> jimmy: no, come on.tulations on winning the emmy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that was -- fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now, you've won -- you're fantastic in "the crown," but you know that. i'm a fan. you've won other awards. wh emmy? >> i was shocked. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was out of the loop. i -- because we finished shooting "the crown" about a a year and a half ago. and i love sandra oh and so as far as i was concerned, that was it, i was having a night off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i didn't. and i wasn't prepared. and i just -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you didn't like your speech? >> i just remember -- i -- "this wasn't supposed to happen." and she was going "mm-hmm." [ laughter ] and i was, like, looking to her for help. >> jimmy: but didn't you, like, go to the after party and you had trouble getting into the after party, too? >> i didn't have trouble. i didn't get in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were you holding your em

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gracias. thank you. hi there. that's very nice. hi. i'm jimmy. i'm your host. thanks for coming. very nice. i do appreciate it. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] joining us from l.a., we are back to work here in our headquarters in hollywood. we had a week of shows in brooklyn last week. we good-bye meat balls and hello yoga balls, we're recovering. some trip. we had a great time in brooklyn. i went up a full bra size in brooklyn so they even let me bring an emotional support pizza on the plane home which was nice. guillermo, this year your wife came to you with brooklyn for the week. >> guillermo: that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: did you have more fun or less fun with your wife. >> guillermo: i had more fun this year. >> jimmy: you had more fun. >> guillermo: i drink less but i ate more. >> jimmy: okay. and would youin willing to submit to a polygraph test? >> guillermo: sure, yes. any time. >> jimmy: watching a man lie right there on television. we are back. we're back to a lot of excitement here. we went from brooklyn to l.a. just like

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